Suffering in My Summer Car for 24 Hours Straight

[@sicksock435446]

It's nostalgic seeing martin so young and innocent. I really like his enthusaim and joy compared to the later streams where every ounce of light has been crushed out of him. But old martin has his own charm, he can countersteer a 50 dollar donation while drunk and singing along to burning garbage on the radio, plus he can diagnose engine faliures by sheer sense of smell. Hit a bump too hard? "It's the carburetor, 100%, don't even need to check." Remarkable.

[@TextualDeviant]

Found the time traveller. This bodes well for future content, if not so much for his mental health.

[@sicksock435446]

@@TextualDeviant I am a time traveller but thats irrelevant. The video is an edit of an old stream from months ago. He's been playing and streaming the challenge regularly for months.

[@RekySai]

It's super weird that you could just spew all the lies you want and you think it's true. He's tired of keeping up the act for the money. But he cannot stop because of how much it's raking it. I didn't know you could be punished by greatness. I didn't know it was a negative to put in so much hard work and get rewarded for it.

[@sjfs231]

@@sicksock435446 for months from your future perspective.

[@ModernGunCraft]

That last stream was a bit hard to watch honestly though. Like from the very start 0 energy or interaction with anyone at all.

[@Catxukluth]

13:05 “It’s the lack of fuzzy dice” *pans over to fully disassembled engine*

[@ephemera5171]

what a gift, thanks martinshityourpants

[@manofcheese366]

i am waiting for the creation of pissyourpantsmarty

[@thesneakman8064]

Fartinshityourpants

[@Sniperboy5551]

@manofcheese366 I think he has a bloody catheter or something… I have to take a piss every 2 hours and I think I’m younger than he is 😂 Always stay hydrated!

[@Zazed-coffee]

Rxrtt

[@b4rney-]

Tanks Mr.makemeshitmypants

[@t-yoonit]

Mart you gotta bring back the incredidrunk functionality. It's difficult to put into words how hilarious it is when someone mag dumps $100+ drunk dono and the screen turns into the blandest kaleidoscope you've ever seen gollowed by a blackout 10 seconds later. Probably the funniest shit I have ever seen.

[@default5900]

I feel like by the end of this mart is gonna be made into an honorary finn

[@connoreyestone3186]

hes the replacement for valtteri bottas

[@mrvelic8523]

​@@connoreyestone3186swap deal with Australia Mart for Valtteri

[@kildeer1897]

He's spent enough time in Finland, he should be a resident by now

[@Destinyingamephisics]

Kek I might start a petition

[@TheNone724]

He needs to visit Finland and rent satsuma and cottage in middle of nowhere

[@capitalist_bean9844]

Mart can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. What was once an imperceivably long rocky road to repaying an insurmountable debt to the Finnish is now within the grasp of completion. The boulder has almost been rolled to the top of this colossal mountain, and unlike the tale of Sisyphus, this boulder will sit securely atop the peak, and Mart can finally rest easy, knowing he has appeased his audience. Truly a legendary tale to rival the Epics of Gilgamesh.

[@tripleaffirmative5p]

ok but it would be REALLY funny if the boulder fell down the other side

[@punchyman]

The thing is, just like the IRS, Finland will alway demand more

[@Jukantos]

@@punchyman We all know one day Mart will once again be tempted into doing another Dono for Distance stream. And incur an even larger debt to Finnland.

[@nf.id10t]

Now he should ad a cheap option that just says Manual breathing

[@t-yoonit]

The fact he stuck to it and delivered is honorable. A man of his word. I respect that.

[@Wurtoz9643]

Me: oh it’s 1am, better get to bed. Shartin: 1h 26m 16s video? Me: yes

[@interestinggameraltlol9245]

Shartinpeepooinpants

[@drpsycho5246]

same but its 2 am

[@diqweed69]

@@interestinggameraltlol9245 👌

[@wertret8697]

2am for me

[@q44xqyu25]

Same, but 3am

[@PhoenixPalmer88]

Remembering back to his first video on this game, it's astounding to see how well he understands car maintenance now.

[@nikorek1470]

The car maintenance being pissing in radiators, using parts of the car to un-roof it and phasing through the car to see what's wrong with it

[@kalvinis9485]

​@@nikorek1470 Hey, as long as it works.

[@KhaosInductionCreator]

This game will make you a mechanic whether you fucking like it or not

[@estebanadorno9158]

when the italian mafia boss says you got 24 hours:

[@justfreakingdye]

Martin dropping this after Badger put out his Helldivers video is the KZbin equivalent of a DJ at a wedding playing the Cupid Shuffle and then the Cha Cha Slide

[@8-bitalex215]

What would SovietWomble posting a helldivers 2 video 2 days ago be?

[@Rhiawhyn]

The bachelor party

[@genericscottishchannel1603]

​@@8-bitalex215Irrelevant, it's a 10 minute video

[@kaden-sd6vb]

​@@8-bitalex215 badly timed, considering the state of the game

[@moonsteel_1641]

Martin "I'm finally done, no more, time to rest" His friends ready to make him go to Finland and make *Australians take over Finland*: ( :

[@antonsolveskog8187]

Australians go to finland and buy a beater car for 300$

[@tapio_15]

@@antonsolveskog8187 €*

[@teddy-beargamer6385]

Is it bad that I actually want to see this?

[@pigeon186]

@@teddy-beargamer6385 good news for ya!

[@1SLMusic]

15:08 “I’m upside down” Ah, so an Australian finally admits it.

[@Chinocchi]

If an Australian is upside down does that mean he's in the normal position? 🤔

[@omegablaze135]

He admits it again at 57:35

[@Cheeseyboy321]

idc "lettuce begin" will never not be funny and will never get old

[@man-from-2058]

I'd like someone to make a compilation of all the times when martin did the lettuce begin intro.

[@Cheeseyboy321]

@@man-from-2058 That would be awsome

[@AdamantineAxe]

Muff cabbage

[@LettuceGayming]

It gives me a mild panic attack every time considering im named Lettuce

[@RaisenKiri]

Gonna need a 'Rhubarb Resume' sometime soon.

[@rot_studios]

Nothing like eating ice cream at 4AM, watching funny frogman have about as much control of his car as I have of my life.

[@cypriansawa3743]

this made me spit out my water

[@rot_studios]

@@cypriansawa3743 haha :D

[@teddy-beargamer6385]

Clearly you should be making chocolate pudding.

[@rot_studios]

@@teddy-beargamer6385 don't give my insomnia more ideas XD

[@Pespiman78]

Finland 🇫🇮

[@Gingerbread3232]

🇫🇮

[@Dduviml]

🇫🇮

[@kildeer1897]

🇫🇮

[@tobikenobi7364]

Finlan 🇫🇮

[@joaosantos5503]

🇫🇮

[@randomuploaderguy]

43:44 HEY LOOK GARY IT'S ME IN THE DONO! Everyone point and laugh at me! 1:11:15 HERE I AM AGAIN! I will not shut up :3

[@randomuploaderguy]

To be fair, the only reason I left that first dono about the walking was because someone in chat kept saying it in chat and Mart didn't see it. So I made a clown of myself by doing a dono with that other dudes message.

[@iknowurip8151]

:3

[@randomuploaderguy]

@@iknowurip8151 :3

[@gbolter2800]

Shut up who cares

[@redmattpog]

​@@randomuploaderguy Chad behavior

[@ImJustAlex_]

That "HAISTA PITKÄ PASKA" was actually pretty well read. Had the perfect feeling behind it.

[@ChaosSammakko]

Absolutely.

[@morbuskid1720]

"Hi billy, we were finally able to attain funds for your kidney transplant!" Little billy - "Yay!" Nurse- "And it was all funded by an Australian lunatic cosplaying as a Finnish person driving the distance of the world all in a small region of Finland." Little billy - "Lol"

[@cairox1509]

I would find it hilarious

[@StealthTheFoxz]

@@cairox1509 It's like how rednecks suffer whiplash from bulls for the kids. The rodeo's an interesting time.

[@hilotakenaka]

6000km is NOT the world lol

[@HellionTSE]

Good stuff. Mad respect for gathering and donating that much money for charity. I hope after you finish the remaining distance you can look back on this as fun experience despite all the many many awful parts.

[@zanderb3340]

The Logan petri donation at 30:28 is crazy cause a kid 15 minutes from where I live had the exact same name and just murdered his own father a month ago

[@aloft_fox647]

Gad dam

[@cscscscss]

holy shit

[@ThatoneWeeb945]

2:06 "You people are evil" Just because its for charity Martin, doesn't mean we pull our punches.

[@UnclePutte]

I can't help but love the "Uncle Everywhere" effect. Dude just pops out in the strangest places, passed the hell out.

[@thijsjudejong]

1,5 hour Martin driving in finland? What a treat

[@Adpplaysyoutube]

Teimo logic: Player: buys one car battery (probably dead) Teimo: puts in separate bag 👍 Player: buys 10 milk 10 chips 7 sausages 7 pizzas 7 macaroni boxes 10 sugar 7 yeast 7 juice jugs 8 mosquito sprays 10 different spray cans. Teimo: ya I can fit that into one bag 👍

[@WildTheFemboy]

he doesnt even put the battery in a bag in the first place thats the worst part 😭

[@johnwunderwaffle]

Not YOU dropping a movie experience of a video mere minutes before wanting to go to bed.

[@redheadedviking9415]

lol I just realized that mart is playing the background the dealership menu music from Gran Turismo 3 d-spec. LOVE THAT GAME!!! kicked in at 18:54.

[@thedachor]

Oh man i didnt even notice, thanks for pointing that out! I now realize ive heard other gran turismo music in his videos and couldnt place why I knew it.

[@shinysilverstardust]

1:09:33 A DougDoug and martincitopants collab would be the most chaotic thing in the world

[@DuplexWeevil337]

Indeed

[@benjaminrogers5986]

TheRussianBadger releases an hour and a half video. Shartin: “Y E S”

[@trout_tf2]

1:09:14 “So I’ve noticed during my time playing tf2 that a persons hat can say a lot about them”

[@commentatoryaps]

Was hoping someone would say something about this lol

[@lucyarisato6850]

A crossover episode I wasn’t expecting.

[@joelmills4304]

AudioMechanic watcher located

[@kyleculp7520]

Mad respect for donating to children's charity! That money helps family's at their worst. I went through all that and anything that takes some of the suck out is amazing

[@judeedujr874]

This man is carrying youtube for me rn just keep binge watching all his vids

[@DJresnoGaming]

It's funny... I remember the very beginning of this when the original short came out. It's been... interesting to see Mart's total descent into regret and madness.

[@aljosacerne508]

Mart has so much drunk driving exeperience in this game that he could probablly pull it of irl, it would sure make an ineresting video

[@vappyreon1176]

Wha

[@JackDawnson-dc1or]

The game doesn't seem to simulate actually being drunk with drifting movement and slowed reaction time. It's just bad vision

[@TheHorsemanOfTheApocalypse]

do not drink and drive boys!

[@blue-vr8dd]

​@@TheHorsemanOfTheApocalypse shut up, nerd.

[@julianwillis9265]

This guy's gotten his friends in trouble before 😂

[@Jay-ln1co]

Martin at the start of the series: "I broke the engine again, I'm gonna commit sudoku!" Martin towards the end of the series: "Wanna see me money shift for the lulz?"

[@kristineporta1747]

IT HASN'T BEEN 10 MINUETS AND THIS EPIC SHIT IS ALREADY MESSING THINGS UP

[@AidansCars]

Its amazing how much he's learned about cars since starting. Either that or he turns serious wrenches knowing this much about an engines finer workings.

[@acidwizzardbastard]

Pretty sure he's learned all this just from rebuilding the Shitsuma _[sic]_ over and over again. Impressive, really.

[@AlluSRJ]

18:02 "Turning left" "oh yeah ten thousand dollars raised" "OH MY GOD"😂😂

[@astro-td4ye]

19:17 I've been saying butter moment for like the past week and I didn't expect someone else to say it either, but it makes sense that Martin would

[@genericscottishchannel1603]

0:03 Why is there video missing mart

[@theorixlux]

Article 5 of the us constitution allows defendents to not say or show anything personally incriminating

[@C4AZ3_Kaze]

What?

[@genericscottishchannel1603]

@@C4AZ3_Kaze use your fucking eyes, a screenshot of the timeline for this video appears, you have to be a reaction channel to be able to miss this

[@C4AZ3_Kaze]

​@@genericscottishchannel1603oh u mean the 8 missing seconds?

[@genericscottishchannel1603]

@@C4AZ3_Kaze what else

[@izzy-wt9sr]

18:11 Congratulations, Martin. The Clang has turned its mighty and terrible attention to your creation. Good luck, Engineer.

[@KolMan2000]

I do love an hour and 26 minutes of fart sounds and TTS in my ear. I fell asleep with this and I'm questioning whether I woke up or if I'm now in hell.

[@Participationtrophy77]

Mart is a certified mechanic after all the work and repairs he’s put into satsuma

[@definitelypeacock]

Mart's sleep schedule definitely looks like seismograph readings at this point

[@Wazzard]

Martin was so friendly this stream, he’s such a nice guy!

[@Hans_Peter_4642]

It‘s Midnight in germany and I [a stupid German Student(school starts in 7h)] watching Martin playing a Game about driving, drinking and peeing on random guys and Tvs

[@thomasmoritz2354]

Sehr nachvollziehbar

[@idkwhattoputhere6394]

Hab noch knapp 3 Wochen Ferien 🤗

[@James_Alachmahue]

Hab noch n Monat🫠

[@Sniperboy5551]

I used to play RuneScape until 4am and then get on the bus at 6:45am, I get it. Zum Schultag viel Glück!

[@yeetusdiabetus4489]

Thats crazy cuz i am pulling a all nighter bcs of this video and a new school year starts for me in like 5h (im finnish btw)

[@CrabSpy6425]

Having just learned that my cat who I've had since I was 5 has died, this video has greatly comforted me. Thank you, Masturbatory Marvin

[@rosscolby1350]

as someone with a random cracked bottom block in my roadster and no money to currently fix it, I find this car pain relatable

[@flo6200]

17:40 DMT breakthrough

[@periquito_8454]

When are wee getting a new Frog Plushie?

[@markusvainio7878]

yes

[@man-from-2058]

A plushie frog driving satsuma when??

[@dissatisfiedgamer7436]

it's already *in your walls!*

[@Freeze-n-Frost]

@@man-from-2058 YOOOOOO THATS A GENIUS IDEA 😂😂😂

[@Sweezo1]

immediately after badgers helldivers video WE EATING GOOD THIS AUGUST

[@aguywhoplaysgames]

2 feature length shitposts in a row is peak entertainment

[@eleviathan4621]

If this whole streaming thing ends up not working out you could make a killing as a mechanic. Especially in Finland.

[@TheForgottenCorridors]

At this point martin could legitimately become a certified fully qualified mechanic at this point

[@_ljz_.1]

Damn I remember the original my summer car video where you just raced in the rally, coming from then to now is crazy.

[@PyroPsycho1]

Mart: **drives 1000 KM's** also Mart: "SIT. SIIIIIT."

[@geithboy8942]

Always a pleasure to watch mart the wart suffer in a beautiful movie

[@MrLASegan]

Fun fact, to complete the whole set journey in 24 hours, he'd have to have the Satsuma go at a constant speed of 269.9 km/h(Nice) for 24 hours straight with no stops, the Satsuma top speed is just about 200km/h

[@pepi2995]

18:13 Had me absolutely crying

[@link8296]

I watched this thing in one sitting but than I realized how small of a fraction this is of how long you have been sitting there trying to be entertaining, respect man.

[@fluffyx1556]

we got the supercut before martin finished the distance. I guess that's a testament to how long this has been

[@thecrawlingspleen]

I honestly just love that martin has continued this challenge and hasn't quit. Plus, i love imagining someone who works for that charity, seeing exactly how their donations came to be, lol

[@dualrotorhelicopter]

martin is a more seasoned man now, but he secretly wishes to go back to when he was ignorant. martin can’t forget. finland never forgot.

[@KinshinReaper]

I'll never get over how chat is usually in the wrong or trolling but when they're right they're so right it hurts.

[@HumorDash]

martincitopants you look quite young for someone that endured the pain that was just cause 3 over and over. A mere mortal would of aged 32 seconds after 100% that game.

[@Sniperboy5551]

I love being Finnish-levels of intoxicated when Mart drops a new video.

[@DwarfVeigar]

The chat is pure evil

[@yeet1248]

To anyone reading this comment you did great today fuck what you did you did great take a moment of rest. You did great have a great day filled with love and appreciation.

[@wertret8697]

I did my dishes, are you are saying i should fuck my dishes? Aight bet.

[@Ludy_V]

Thank you very much, man.

[@WinterDutchie]

thanks dude, peace and love

[@Cozmoy]

For some reason the *mound* of shit that was in his car sitting on the ground at 9:59 killed me lmao

[@SkubbYT]

Oh mein gott!!! Ich bin so geill for martin!!!!

[@Glorpzepzorp]

Ja das ist sehr gut

[@nah2388]

i wish i never translated this

[@ArandomDeathtrooper]

Anyone got bleach?

[@7HEMUFFINMAN]

I only understand this because of the "yipee!" kid

[@varianttt.]

I wish I didn’t speak german

[@kirilldanilchenko6455]

- Mart to viewers in 11:28 : "do your worst" - Engine fkn dies "there you go" - viewers probably

[@ctrlaltrepeat245]

AN HOUR OF MART? We eating GOOD tonight boys

[@F_16_Viper]

53:29 Bro, if your switching gears, there is neutral between every gear, think about it 😂

[@Orthoyt]

thank you Shartinpissyourpants

[@Mekaniskidiot]

18:12 the Garrys Mod experience

[@Meilo0110]

I was bout to go to sleep, well never miiiind

[@Kalelreis2008]

" i don't need sleep I need Finland 🇫🇮"

[@noeldavidsmeyer4416]

Taking things apart while drunk is just how we do it in the midwest

[@ComfortsSpecter]

Ah, My Favorite entertainment Martin making questionably Healthy content decisions Yippee! 6:42 Ay, Martin’s got legs Walking on the ceiling

[@Sup06yeehaw]

9:55 Never would have predicted that in my life.

[@colemanstryk3r557]

23:26 Martin just standing there in shock at his car being stolen as he is peeing will never not be funny to me.

[@MaximillionBucks]

I listened to this while working on my car. Your pain made any roadblocks I encountered seem small, thanks!

[@jasminezickefoose577]

You need to check out the white shack at the gambling place

[@notsusanna7485]

I like how while most “chat controls x game” streams have at least a handful of good things people can do to the streamer, Martin ONLY allows chat to inflict pain, suffering, and almost Sisyphean torture upon him.

[@justinbarnett4816]

There should be a apocalyptic version of my summer ride.

[@BloodyMobile]

"Committing manslaughter for charity" - frog summer car streams in a nutshell xD "I'm so drunk I can't even see the problem" - frog

[@wertret8697]

Martin is uploading everything ob the second channel because he has an editor here😂

[@Guile_The_Exile]

I'm so glad you're gonna finally be done with this so we can see the videos we SHOULD'VE gotten with the different games you were gonna play.

[@smallshlingus6212]

When you eventually get done driving will you post the radio files you personally made (i.e: Helsinki Automotive Service, Santa Blast, The Hardest Song Ever) online?

[@corben2972]

massive respect for actually doing the full distance and not saying that the 6000 is impossible

[@the_fool_of_space]

7:32 kurt cobain moment

[@aninkytheorist1133]

1:18:27 Pena be like: "NOBODY STEALS MY JOB!!!!!! YYYOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[@technological4096]

my dinner experience was enhanced thak yu!1!!

[@VorpalSnickerSnack]

So happy to see more streamers play with challenege mods. The depleted sanity IRL time is always amusing.

[@mrtroll21]

I bet there's going to be a full-length movie of all the streams combined into one stupidly long Finland adventure.

[@gordonfreemen1920]

Your dedication to your community is truly one for the books martinshitsyopants

[@jasminezickefoose577]

Martin you must check out the white barn at the gambling place

[@beaksters]

Fun Fact: This video was used in the court of law after Martin did indeed go on to kill someone.

[@Allthegoodhandlesaretakenlmao]

I love how mart legitimately knows how to repair a car engine now

[@thelads1678]

You gave us our cabbage and our car. Finland is pleased with this one, Martin.

[@presentrama]

martin"shotaman"pants

[@ZoraEpsilon571]

Oh yeah, we eatin good with this one, boutta have PLENTY to watch while eating

[@flamecats57]

the final fin down