"The only reason you're in the air is because you were able to get there" LOL The FSX quote of the day right here
@whopperlover17727 жыл бұрын
A Friendly KZbin Commenter That was my favorite part 😂
@A719a7 жыл бұрын
A Friendly KZbin Commenter 7:52 xD
@UltimateMTB7 жыл бұрын
A Friendly KZbin Commenter I lost a few IQ points after hearing that lol
@SickeningSilence7 жыл бұрын
A7x good band foREVer
@A719a7 жыл бұрын
SICKENING SILENCE agreed :)
@SethEverman7 жыл бұрын
jesus christ this is some fantastic content right here
@yoelouzzan45497 жыл бұрын
I love ur drake one dance vid seth!!!
@Lara-vm2ki7 жыл бұрын
nerd
@aasrt27 жыл бұрын
i love it when a youtuber I watch comments on a completely different youtuber I also watch ;)
@skeletonyy7 жыл бұрын
So he's not dead :D
@finsanimations37787 жыл бұрын
SethEverman Blog it
@cinder94076 жыл бұрын
I can’t stop laughing! His monotone voice mixed with the un-serious situations is just fucking amazing
@swimmingwithsharks73316 жыл бұрын
Yeah,...I was wondering why he’s getting so many views,....pretty funny stuff
@Choice7776 жыл бұрын
is anyone actually a certified anything ?
@andrewrobertsvanalstyne81376 жыл бұрын
It's like H.Jon Benjamin fucked youtube and made airforceproud95. This is amazing.
@TheMeanBean3226 жыл бұрын
@@Choice777The guy who runs the channel (yellow text) is an actual pilot hence his ridiculously good role playing. So I guess someone is a certified something
@richardbonnette4906 жыл бұрын
I know I could not have kept a straight voice through all those hilarious situations. Especially when the F-18 crashed and the tower confirmed it in an almost happy voice while the pilot is going to file a report to the FAA administration. :) I had no idea that a simulation could be that hilarious.
@benimatyus7 жыл бұрын
"The only reason, you are in the air is because... You were able to get there. " A minute of silence for all the IQ points lost
@1tokeover6 жыл бұрын
I lawled pretty hard at that one.
@cryax34476 жыл бұрын
@@1tokeover lawled btw
@GrayOwl.6 жыл бұрын
He's got a point
@clqliveson6 жыл бұрын
F
@Whopcap6 жыл бұрын
He needs some BUTTER!
@CookieShepsky7 жыл бұрын
"can you confirm that f-18 just struck the ground?" *rolls dice* - rolls 12 "yeah that f-18 is dead"
@Migslayer1017 жыл бұрын
"To each his own" lol
@takuansoho58367 жыл бұрын
Critical hit.
@Chunkboi7 жыл бұрын
rodderboy2000 so...FAA regs now include saving throws? "American 1337, we are determining your takeoff clearance, please roll initiative."
@ZeranZeran7 жыл бұрын
I know it's my job, but he shouldn'ta hit the ground.
@bobbyfarrell787 жыл бұрын
ZeranZeran 8k.
@luket10176 жыл бұрын
"I know it's my job... but he shouldn't have hit the ground" 😂😂😂
@arishasmile19056 жыл бұрын
I really thought he was going to say "I know it's my job... But it's not my passion"
@todds9716 жыл бұрын
Lol he has a point
@sparky55436 жыл бұрын
Very true!! @@todds971
@cvl29556 жыл бұрын
I completely lost my shit at this point for about 3 minutes straight, absolutely hilarious, lmao
@todds9716 жыл бұрын
@@cvl2955 "did you... did you just say Zeta?"
@MichaelGOfficial7 жыл бұрын
"The only reason you're in the air is because... you were able to get there." that has to be the strongest quote of this year
@MichaelGOfficial7 жыл бұрын
thanks for your comment, i need to watch it again lol 7:52
@zoeyl4d9397 жыл бұрын
jaden smith approve
@lythsian7 жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing at this.
@ProcyonX7 жыл бұрын
"I think I lost a double digit amount of IQ points after hearing that statement"
@astrocat84187 жыл бұрын
Michael G. Official hits blunt lol
@steveo1kinevo7 жыл бұрын
Deaf, drunk, gambling controllers will get you every time.
@mathewreckamp91226 жыл бұрын
steveo1kinevo the scary thing is that this could be an accurate representation of a FAA flight tower. kzbin.info/www/bejne/fGLUYYOcq8iVhbs
@patman14166 жыл бұрын
@@mathewreckamp9122 I'm two months too late, but the video isn't available. Do you have another link?
@mathewreckamp91226 жыл бұрын
Patrick Harris try this one. kzbin.info/www/bejne/e32VXniBdsuXjLM If that doesn't work then try typing "FAA BIOGRAPHICAL ASSESSMENT" into the search bar.
@patman14166 жыл бұрын
@@mathewreckamp9122 Thanks.
@michaelmckinnon15913 жыл бұрын
They sounded high rather than drunk
@kedapofeng89935 жыл бұрын
“The ducks have seemed to move along” sounds like some Chinese proverb
@gabrielhelby98757 жыл бұрын
"Give us clearance in proper FAA terminology we'd be very grateful, thank you."… *LAND THE GOD DAMN PLANE*
@randomlyentertaining82876 жыл бұрын
Gotta add in his response "we're clear to land the goddamn plane runway 22L"
@laiskapyykki6 жыл бұрын
Gabriel Helby I love how the Pilot has some humor about this and just goes with it
@richardbonnette4906 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite lines right dere. :D
@Chunkboi5 жыл бұрын
So what’s takeoff clearance? *”FLY THE GODDAMN PLANE!”*
@augdog12307 жыл бұрын
4:10 American 1337 : 'Sir have you had anything to drink tonite? ATC : 'YEH' ATC : 'I actually had a glass of water' American 1337 : 'Ok I'd like to pose that same question to the F-18 because he just did a complete 180 and struck both of his wings off to the side of the runway at this point and is now firewalling the throttles to an open body of water' I nearly pissed myself.
@a-10warthog236 жыл бұрын
Oh my god.. real tears have been shed
@richardbonnette4906 жыл бұрын
*FACEPALM*
@longlivelaflame90826 жыл бұрын
Right when I read this it also was at that point in the vid lol
@cammoore08235 жыл бұрын
I did
@qwertyb186 жыл бұрын
"Can you confirm that the F-18 in the distance did just strike the ground?" *Rolls dice "Oooh yeah, that F-18 is DEAD." So we have one guy role playing a pilot as if it were the real experience and a stoner Dungeon Master rolling for damage.
@andrewbowers73476 жыл бұрын
Querty Beighteen my exact thoughts
@thezorz46876 жыл бұрын
Easily the best channel on KZbin...
@Chunkboi5 жыл бұрын
“American 1337, we have a dragon on short final ahead of you. Hold for traffic.”
@garlicbreadjenkins57805 жыл бұрын
pro pilot rp and a guy playing towers and planes
@csiny882 жыл бұрын
Lol, but he’s not role playing as a pilot, Airforceproud is an actual pilot.
@slimerone7 жыл бұрын
"Sir, have you had anything to drink tonight? " Yea, uh a glass of water. Lmao
@defunction33727 жыл бұрын
I was in this video with three others and we all know each other. We weren't playing flight sim. He joined the wrong teamspeak and thought we were playing with him, but we weren't and we went along with it anyway
@wiffleboypitcher3037 жыл бұрын
TheJinxKing same
@cooldude22517 жыл бұрын
TheJinxKing what do you mean you weren't playing Flight Sim?
@zacharybowden10837 жыл бұрын
TheJinxKing same
@zacharybowden10837 жыл бұрын
IS THAT SEXUAL HARASSMENT? we were in teamspeak playing minecraft
@joshgodwin2757 жыл бұрын
It was just teamspeak
@Dravis19956 жыл бұрын
1337: We request clearance for takeoff. Control Tower: Um...does...it look clear? 1337: Sir, that's your job to tell me. I lost it. XDDDD
@nathanherring92347 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he said "Does it look clear"
@jocratt36247 жыл бұрын
Ikr classic line
@shutdahellup694207 жыл бұрын
Nathan Herring ik i laughed so hard at that
@rbh-executor8027 жыл бұрын
"I know it's my job, but he shouldn't of hit the ground" HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
@thegeneralmitch6 жыл бұрын
can i take off from the runway? (ATC rolls for initiative) ... yes.
@jamesdizon51333 жыл бұрын
first reply in 2 fucking years
@xnekomcx63533 жыл бұрын
second reply in two fucking years
@thegeneralmitch3 жыл бұрын
@@xnekomcx6353 fking necromancers in my replies and youtube notifications is asleep. xD
@bookreaderman67153 жыл бұрын
(Rolls damage) Oh yeah that f18 is dead
@NTLMBigBench3 жыл бұрын
Have you gone through the training program? *Rolls for bluff check* ....Affirmative.
@SuperCitygames7 жыл бұрын
Can i get a proper FAA Land clearence? LAND THE GOD DAMN PLANE!
@Billaxle7 жыл бұрын
Echlipse Seems Legit
@danbull7 жыл бұрын
More
@mohammadrickypratama67207 жыл бұрын
Dan Bull Who is he ?
@TimTams_647 жыл бұрын
The best internet artist on youtube.
@HaydenH7 жыл бұрын
Dan Bull wow it's dan bull
@QBCDesigns7 жыл бұрын
Blog it.
@kalauzkristof20017 жыл бұрын
what the heck Dan, What are u doing here? are u an enthusiast?
@ClarenceFM5 жыл бұрын
"LAND THE GOD DAMN PLANE" Ahahhaha I died
@BABarracus65 жыл бұрын
9:20
@CaptFreedumb4 жыл бұрын
I know man, he just shot that back with such disgust and resignation. I nearly cried 😂
@fafnir2424 жыл бұрын
Okay, roger. That is good terminology, and we are getting more professional here. We're clear to "land the goddamn plane", runway 22L, American 1337.
@SereniaSaissa7 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious!! A teenager as an ATC who has a part time job as an ice cream truck driver, and who rolls dice to determine his actions. The joke further down in the comments is also funny as well - the one where 3 engines fail and maybe they will stay up there forever..
@rkalla7 жыл бұрын
"to each their own" I'm dying...
@jamesgentry137 жыл бұрын
Dying is approved
@turmuthoer6 жыл бұрын
Approved as requested
@carlfraser31376 жыл бұрын
Go ahead Ryad (CRASH AND BURN) !!! Byez bye
@scheeenfilmiesgucke6 жыл бұрын
Best comment
@justhere97316 жыл бұрын
“Did you see that F-18 strike the ground?” -rolls d20- -it’s a 1- “Yeah that F-18 is dead”
@gostadolc7 жыл бұрын
" I got ice cream to distribute" legendary^^
@mansouralba19877 жыл бұрын
xD
@canadianplanespotter7 жыл бұрын
Actual ATC transcripts: "American 1337 request IFR to Portland, we have information Tango" seems legit. FSX transcripts: "Nobody cares". Also seems legit.
@CJetsPlanespotting7 жыл бұрын
Canadian Plane Spotter ayy it's my favourite Ottawa spotter
@JohnDoe-zs2xw7 жыл бұрын
ATC: "United WTF request that you cease and desist throwing passengers onto the Taxi way." United WTF: "Don't tell me what to do"
@condor79646 жыл бұрын
I'm crying right now, as an actual pilot, this is hilarious! Are you an actual certified controller? Affirmative ... alright, if we could get our landing clearance now we would be very grateful, thank you. LAND THE GOD DAMN PLANE! LOL XD!
@snyperwulffgaming95754 жыл бұрын
I gotta say, after listening to actual transmissions between pilots and the ATC here on youtube... I dunno how ya'll deal with the insanity cause some of that shit sounds like pure chaos.
@LunaProtogen4 жыл бұрын
Which aircraft do you fly?
@condor79644 жыл бұрын
@@LunaProtogen I'm a flight instructor at University of North Dakota, and they're fleet of single engine aircraft is predominantly Piper Archers, so I'm flying those at the moment, but I've flown a lot of aircraft. Just building my hours right now to hit the airlines.
@cocouwu47654 жыл бұрын
K Roger, That is good terminology, and we're getting more PROFESSIONAL here. We're clear to land the "GOD DAMN PLANE" runway two two left, American 1337
@irisfields16592 жыл бұрын
How stupid can people b in the tower and pilots Fire them
@piercebradley71427 жыл бұрын
I love how serious he is
@olliewilliams89257 жыл бұрын
Gold en hes kinda kidding. You can heat him laughing under his breathe.
@ZeranZeran7 жыл бұрын
That's his way of being funny Games Account. He just has more self control and intelligence than you.
@tayo28107 жыл бұрын
he is talking about yellpw lol
@piercebradley71427 жыл бұрын
"More intelligence my DAD WORKS FOR GAME CUBE
@piercebradley71427 жыл бұрын
It's a joke
@javianjohnson87466 жыл бұрын
MAN THIS IS HILARIOUS “uhh...does it - look clear?” 😭😭😭😭😭
@diesirae71567 жыл бұрын
"Don't sink" "Shut up"
@prestongarvy87437 жыл бұрын
SHUT THE FUCK UP
@danielsuppes39487 жыл бұрын
Yeah! Shut the fuck up (x2)
@thewarita66747 жыл бұрын
You are in the wrong video Preston Garvey, you should be only in Fallout 4 videos where there is a video in need to be watched from you so you can help your general marking settlements in need of help.
@thewarita66747 жыл бұрын
You are in the wrong video Preston Garvey, you should be only in Fallout 4 videos where there is a video in need to be watched from you so you can help your general marking settlements in need of help.
@ArbnTyphoon7 жыл бұрын
John Maverick. 20, 10, butter, dem apples
@musicfreak1157 жыл бұрын
As an actual Air traffic controller, I really want to buy this game just for the chance to run into you calling me up for an IFR clearance and blow your mind with realism that you wont even know what to say lol
@J.RomeroLuna7 жыл бұрын
JUST DO IT!
@MadocGwyn7 жыл бұрын
He joined the wrong teamspeak channel there are people who play this and actually roleplay the tower the whole bit as proper as possible. So if you ever wanted to get off work and...do your job again that IS a possibility :)
@musicfreak1157 жыл бұрын
haha I wouldnt mind, I love my job, and video games....best of both worlds!
@brandonf61747 жыл бұрын
musicfreak115 I'm considering that career. What do you like most about it, and least?
@deanbarrett71807 жыл бұрын
F18s that randomly hit the ground
@BalgaBear3 жыл бұрын
ATC is using a dice to determine the outcome of a conversation, absolutely amazing.
@granzahk80297 жыл бұрын
"Tower please advise, How do you like Dem Apples?!"
@chrishenry81966 жыл бұрын
Michael Herzog I’d buy it @airforceproud95
@nunosilva5356 жыл бұрын
That one got me without breath of LOL
@Harley468356 жыл бұрын
His use of that comment totally destroys all possible credibility he claims to possess, regarding professionalism
@nunosilva5356 жыл бұрын
@@Harley46835 you are aware that this, for all purposes, is in fact, a video game...
@Harley468356 жыл бұрын
@@nunosilva535your reply to me is worthless, so try not waste my time!!!
@air-headedaviator18057 жыл бұрын
Amist the laughs and trolling I forget that Airproud is actually a capable pilot who knows his stuff.
@mathewreckamp91226 жыл бұрын
Air-headed Aviator the scary thing is that this could be an accurate representation of a FAA flight tower. kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5mchKunqLaXptE
@yambo96686 жыл бұрын
Wait airproud has a job as a pilot?
@drd6756 жыл бұрын
He is in flight school @Jack Bollat
@yambo96686 жыл бұрын
Zomb Iedrd oh that’s pretty cool
@ezzitina3 жыл бұрын
fr
@gtsaviation6 жыл бұрын
LOL as real pilot this is something different guys... I'm laghing my pants out LOL. Something for a Aviation Comedyshow hahaha
@drakesteele8216 жыл бұрын
You sound drunk. I believe you're a real pilot.
@gtsaviation6 жыл бұрын
@@drakesteele821 😁😎
@condor79646 жыл бұрын
Yeah same, I was in tears at the end! LOL!
@tomekstec9815 жыл бұрын
Bro, this is comedy for everyone! I have no idea about how to fly a plane but this stuff is golden
@apolloandwarrior_32294 жыл бұрын
Airforceproud is also a real life pilot, how else would he know the proper protocols?
@thoomin66807 жыл бұрын
"I have ice cream to distribute"
@AishiMTA7 жыл бұрын
"go ahead with full stop landing, over" "uh, roger that, so if you could just give us that landing clearance in proper FAA terminology we'd be very grateful, thank you" "LAND THE GOD DAMN PLANE" perfect
@HairFIip6 жыл бұрын
My favorite thing about these videos is the casual vs professional terminologies. "Tower please advise how you like dem apples?" I died.
@tasuki1997 жыл бұрын
please make a shirt that says "LAND THE GOD DAMN PLANE"
@Unknown-hk1nj7 жыл бұрын
Aimee Gray "Land The Got Damn Plane"*
@devotedcetacean65686 жыл бұрын
Id buy it
@galacticgaming31866 жыл бұрын
Dot
@chancellormarkthetwenty-fi64066 жыл бұрын
666th like
@MatthewEargle7 жыл бұрын
American 1337 requesting clearance... LAND THE GOT DAMN PLANE!!!! Roger, American 1337 clear to land the got damn plane.
@Qazzzz472926 жыл бұрын
It’s amazing how you keep us watching through a 11 minute video of a plane taking off and landing. Edit: thank you all for the likes never gotten 100 before!!!
@97vipa6 жыл бұрын
Big Qaz literally ... I’ve been watching these all day 😂 thank god for KZbin recommending finally pointing me in the right direction
@Lunaskyuwu5 жыл бұрын
Clear to change your profile picture immediately
@zh84 Жыл бұрын
You have 400 likes now ;-)
@DanTheCaptain7 жыл бұрын
Proper FAA Terminology "LAND THE GOD DAMM PLANE" needs to be a t-shirt
@slate88816 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah it does
@MaliceRegret6 жыл бұрын
It is! page 2 of the t-shirts. He changed it to LAND THE GOT DAMN PLANE with a couple of designs. my sides hurt.
@pyr0m4n7 жыл бұрын
I don't know why this was in my recommended........ but I'm glad it was. I'm subbed now
@AmitSingh-sw8qb7 жыл бұрын
Retro Gaming same here bro and now i want to buy this game
@marcabellacuscus52227 жыл бұрын
Retro Gaming same
@dimitaradventures79457 жыл бұрын
Retro Gaming hey they finnaaly fixed KZbin!
@maddyterrell07 жыл бұрын
Same
@la0821027 жыл бұрын
welcome, fam. this is the family. soon you'll meet him and snowy, if you know him. and if you're knew here. post directly to the blog that you are now subscribed.
@SpaceMissile6 жыл бұрын
"I- I- I- I fully... am..." "...gonna do that."
@BobJones-bh9qz5 жыл бұрын
SpaceMissile golden
@anadin75157 жыл бұрын
"We're Holding Short 22L, request Take Off clearance" ATC: Uhmm does it Look clear? hahahahahaha bruh that Dude is so stoned 😂😂
@mathewreckamp91226 жыл бұрын
Anadünsk the scary thing is that this could be an accurate representation of a FAA flight tower. kzbin.info/www/bejne/fGLUYYOcq8iVhbs
@fluffiestbiscuit7 жыл бұрын
A good ATC is as rare as an airforceproud video without a 747.
@retrotactics55557 жыл бұрын
fluffiestbiscuit *AirProud
@UltimateMTB7 жыл бұрын
D4WN COBRA what's with all the AirProud jokes? I don't get it... was it in a previous video?
@dhwwiiexpert7 жыл бұрын
UltimateSimulation Yes.
@MitchelStokes7 жыл бұрын
fluffiestbiscuit There was no 747 in this video so not rare I guess
@robbywallace6557 жыл бұрын
I bought the game wanting to do the ATC part of it buuuuut I cant figure out to get into an actual game (sim) ....
@eilogan2526 жыл бұрын
"we're clear to land the GOD DAMN PLANE rwy 22L"
@Altricksss7 жыл бұрын
The only reason you were in the air is because you were able to get there... LOL
@benimatyus7 жыл бұрын
Ali G brain cells dead
@jonathanlowe50777 жыл бұрын
Lmao I love how he takes flight simulator so seriously😂😂
@a.j.deutsch17927 жыл бұрын
jonathan lowe, it's a joke.
@TheTribeitaly6 жыл бұрын
i don't know, but i suppose that is a Vatsim of course and it's no a game but the user consider as real
@unknown_gamer70406 жыл бұрын
i wonder if he gets paid for these things
@mightyhadi61326 жыл бұрын
@@unknown_gamer7040 he get paid by KZbin and ad through your subs and views.
@Rawzix6 жыл бұрын
He is a pilot in real life
@adparker13ap4 жыл бұрын
So many quotable moments in this vid lmaooooo"I know its my job but..... he shouldn't have hit the ground""Can you just confirm what your second job you referred to ? I have to go...… distribute ice cream" Lmaoooooooo
@duckman125697 жыл бұрын
I'm glad ATC was considerate of the ducks
@Scripinor7 жыл бұрын
Ducky Man Username checks out
@hamndv7 жыл бұрын
LemonsGuy this ain't Reddit man!
@jamesmunn99427 жыл бұрын
LemonsGuy shit so this is what I sound like working wile drunk. I just quit drinking for life
@jeffd64657 жыл бұрын
*rolls dice* that had me rolling. 😂😂
@chunkywunky26797 жыл бұрын
*BA*
@chunkywunky26797 жыл бұрын
*DUM*
@corningt0n7 жыл бұрын
TTTSSSS
@Chunkboi7 жыл бұрын
Jeff DeVall save vs. puns.
@RaphiEitelberg7 жыл бұрын
Dey see me rollin' Dey hatin'
@moaimoai79775 жыл бұрын
"Uh...does it look clear?" "SIR THAT WOULD BE YOUR JOB TO TELL ME!"
@ShadowTalk7 жыл бұрын
I will be filing a formal complaint.
@josephgurgui86867 жыл бұрын
Forward to the blog
@ignominiousneophyte7 жыл бұрын
Joseph Gurgui write a book
@ignominiousneophyte7 жыл бұрын
ShadowTalk sounds like a personal problem
@gregbach57 жыл бұрын
ShadowTalk blog it
@petraquartz86667 жыл бұрын
I will be filing a casual complaint.
@s13josh637 жыл бұрын
The *rolls dice* killed me
@finsanimations37787 жыл бұрын
AveX Moon blog it
@MattyT_866 жыл бұрын
So new viewer here, and I am CRYING with laughter at how much of a shitshow this is. I love how seriously you are taking it whilst the others are more casual but so polite (as are you!). But when you get annoyed you are just so serious and formal and funny!
@CR4ZYxRY4N5 жыл бұрын
Matthew Tucknott same for me
@conorbroderick63947 жыл бұрын
The only reason you were in the air was because you were able to get there! LMAO
@rissawolff29227 жыл бұрын
My fiancé and I nearly PISSED ourselves laughing at this video - definitely our favorite thus far. Can't get enough of your attempted realism videos (way funnier than intentional trolling, imho). Please do more of this!!
@TheRealDoctorBonkus2 жыл бұрын
Omg, my neighbours are gonna hate me after this episode. I cried from laughter at 4:00 and it only got better! Thanks a lot, sauceman
@Soulgraven7 жыл бұрын
"I have Ice Cream to distribute".
@collin53537 жыл бұрын
"Tower please advise, how do you like DEM APPLES?"
@QuinnInk206 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ this is one of the most hilarious content i've accidentally clicked on!
@TheBarroomHero3216 жыл бұрын
Tower, please advise how you like DEM APPLES?
@IamMe737373 жыл бұрын
They should have replied, I like mine as a sauce, boss!
@defunction33723 жыл бұрын
david webb He actually crashed when he attempted the first time, edited it out and recorded that part later. We didn’t have a chance to respond
@lynkz12107 жыл бұрын
"Land the Goddamn Plane" -Best Terminology
@condor79646 жыл бұрын
I know, couldn't stop laughing! Are you a certified controller? Affirmative. Yay!... can we get our landing clearance? LAND THE GODDAMN PLANE!
@n5cbi5 жыл бұрын
I stumbled across this channel about 45 minutes and my gut is aching from laughing so hard. This is one of the funniest things I've had the pleasure to accidentally trip over in far too long a time. I'm crying...
@UshTheGreat7 жыл бұрын
An airplane was flying from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced, "We have lost an engine, but don't worry, there are three left. However, instead of 5 hours, it will take 7 hours to get to New York." A little later, the pilot announced, "A second engine failed, but we still have two left. However, it will take 10 hours to get to New York." Somewhat later, the pilot again came on the intercom and announced, "A third engine had died. Never fear, because the plane can fly on a single engine. However, it will now take 18 hours to get to new York." At this point, one passenger said, "Gee, I hope we don't lose that last engine, or we'll be up here forever!"
@jakedallow28377 жыл бұрын
FederalBeatz is that real? If so that pilot should be fired if you loose an engine you land at the nearest airfield also were you on a 747?
@6aimkill97 жыл бұрын
NYGamer That sad moment when you don't get a joke.
@jakedallow28377 жыл бұрын
Aimkill -_- oh yeha
@jakedallow28377 жыл бұрын
Aimkill -_- no I got the joke
@zachbarker53547 жыл бұрын
FederalBeatz That's a good one nice one!
@xXAkirhaXx7 жыл бұрын
omfg the timing with this video is so good you can watch it multiple times, know what's coming, and it's still hilarious.
@vaidehivarsani46087 жыл бұрын
Jeff Bond ayqfcaf
@elliesieable6 жыл бұрын
“Umm...does it... look clear?” Omfg I laughed so hard
@HeavenXylos7 жыл бұрын
*Snorts a line* Already know its gonna be a good video.
@HeavenXylos7 жыл бұрын
Proger13 10 'Twas talking about in the video. Near the beginning it says *Snorts a line* when the guy sniffles.
@ProJC7 жыл бұрын
I tried buying a bottle of you at the store. The Employee asked why I was buying bleach. I replied saying "Because I am very thirsty." The ending ends with me being kicked out of the store.
@machintrucGaming7 жыл бұрын
+Clorox Bleach Drink yourself
@richardson1004897 жыл бұрын
This is my absolute favorite video on KZbin, and I know ZERO about flying a plane.
@Unknown-uk2sr3 жыл бұрын
10:49 out of all of this, this part is the funniest because if it's simplicity.🤣
@brycegaming76687 жыл бұрын
9:21 *AIRPROUD95* Uh, roger that, if you could just give us that landing clearance in proper FAA terminology, we’d be very grateful, thank you. *RANDOM ATC* “LAND THE GOT DAMN PLANE!”
@liberator24227 жыл бұрын
LAND THE GOD DAMN PLANE!!!
@NirvashOne7 жыл бұрын
I lost it at this point
@OcelotPwns7 жыл бұрын
all we had to do was land the damn plane, CJ
@Subreon7 жыл бұрын
What made that line was that it was super echoed compared to the other stuff.
@NirvashOne7 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck over! What's with the Russian spam
@dumbass70557 жыл бұрын
Land the got damn plane*
@crabohydratezzzz04305 жыл бұрын
"Tower please advise how you like DEM APPLES." that got me XDDD
@MATHIEUFOISSANG7 жыл бұрын
Pilot: we are holding short 22L request takeoff clearance ? ATC: UMMM does it look clear? lmaooooo I am done
@forest42837 жыл бұрын
This was genuinely one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Thank you so much.
@rick78845 жыл бұрын
Be advised all ATC's are completely stoned in the Tower. Lmao 😂
@boomboom65775 жыл бұрын
Rick exactly! Lololol
@199NickYT7 жыл бұрын
I've not laughed this hard in SO LONG. "Does it look clear?" "THAT WOULD BE YOUR JOB TO TELL ME"
@petergriffin87677 жыл бұрын
“I have... uh ice cream to distribute?”
@hyperx726 жыл бұрын
"The only reason that you're in the air, is because you were able to get there" Modern Philosophy is a beautiful thing...
@jonesysproductions7 жыл бұрын
Should do a video in Australia and try and get as many Aussies online and see what happens. It could go one of two ways. 1. Calm and placid 2. A Kangawallapossum gets launched in through the cockpit window
@irenelegovic48197 жыл бұрын
I hope Number 2 happens!!!!!!
@jonesysproductions7 жыл бұрын
Well, with a bit of work, you could make a Kangwallapossum in FSX
@lorderik2377 жыл бұрын
In Australia, a Kangawallapossum being launched through the cockpit window is indeed considered calm and placid
@jonesysproductions7 жыл бұрын
Then I guess crazy and wild is NSW fans after they lose the State of Origin?
@probyalek7 жыл бұрын
Or everyone lagging out because they have 250+ ping
@joshuagall87 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest Flight Sim X video so far!!! Keep up the good work!!!
@philiplewis19895 жыл бұрын
I'm from Boston and I'm 100% sure this is how Logan actually operates. . . Lmfao. . .
@ReinEngel7 жыл бұрын
I love a video that, the entire time you're watching it, it's with a dumb smile, and you're just waiting to burst into laughter at any point. My moment was "there's no need..." at 2:12. The fact that this guy suddenly cares about his character makes it brilliant.
@X-Gen-0017 жыл бұрын
"err.. taxi as ...normal" lol As opposed to abnormal?
@michaeledmunds17677 жыл бұрын
X Gen "Oh really? Darn, I was going to see if I could taxi backwards..."
@X-Gen-0017 жыл бұрын
...whilst inverted."
@joshuaoha7 жыл бұрын
I thought he was going to advise taking an uber.
@MATRODITH6 жыл бұрын
This is the first video I watched from this channel, its still my favorite and I'm always rewatching it at least once a week.
@ohara20997 жыл бұрын
*LAND THE GOD DAMN PLANE*
@purplegill107 жыл бұрын
Got*
@badrieadra45517 жыл бұрын
hmuteki I was reading the comment then he Sed land the god dam plane
@TijmensAviation6 жыл бұрын
“Sir have you had anything to drink tonight?” “Yeah, I actually had *A GLASS OF WATER* “ I’m almost dying from laughing.
@kyleranville24926 жыл бұрын
"I know it's my job but, he shouldn't have hit the ground." LOL
@brandon-96297 жыл бұрын
"snorts a line" lmao
@akkihole_7 жыл бұрын
I cannot stop laughing the way you just spit all those requests and flight instructions to the tower and he was just devastated and I could imagine his face in the tower being pissed XD
@tristankeech40706 жыл бұрын
that moment in a role play when you are being hyper realistic and everyone one else is not sure whats happening or what they signed up for
@scottbennett22487 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Thanks for posting this.
@KTMatt7 жыл бұрын
I work for American and this is gold
@wyattroeder32283 жыл бұрын
“The only reason your in the air is because……. You were able to get there” 😂😂😂😂
@Kleavers7 жыл бұрын
The person who did these subtitles needs an award.
@estebanvasquez64267 жыл бұрын
That would be Airforceproud95 himself
@nightrous30267 жыл бұрын
LAND THE GOD DAMN PLANE!
@JimSting6 жыл бұрын
These videos are gold! I'm not a pilot (unless you include flight sims) or in any way associated with aviation, but this stuff is hilarious!
@mixon77307 жыл бұрын
WHAT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD AT 7:57 WHEN HE SAID "What I'm conveying is that, the only reason ur in the air is because you can get there." AFP95 JUST LOOKED DOWN *brain cells deteriorating*