Enter the Humanity F--- Yeah!

[@cameronfarley5910]

“God creates X” is another hilarious series of PM’s that you should watch. PM Seymour is great! He’s a professional voice actor and he’s got some of his own original work that he’s been making, but he’s mainly known for his Tumblr posts videos (which is how I found him). I’ve been listening to his videos for close to a decade now, and it still brightens my day when he posts a new video I can laugh along to.

[@gokbay3057]

8:05 Bearded Dragon (it is a type of lizard) 12:40 There also wasn't much sugar available so average dental health was actually somewhat better. 23:45 It didn't actually, there is a whole video essay on youtube about the development of Rule 34 and NSFW 3D animation. The effect of Elizabeth is fairly tiny compared to Mass Effect.

[@genericscottishchannel1603]

8:05 some people are just that slow it seems, he had to be told at 8:32

[@jled787]

Though I do agree, Elizabeth's model design basically fast forwarded the development cycle of ripping 3D models from games then animating them... Which then lead to the rise of Overwatch pron.

[@ShockburnVR]

yes we also made our fruit more sugar rich, that didnt improve the dental health situation

[@genericscottishchannel1603]

@ what

[@omargoodman2999]

14:52 More specifically, Capsaicin *lowers* the threshold of heat receptors. Normally, any stimuli need to be above a minimum threshold before the receptor will fire a signal to the brain. So you measure not the _absolute_ heat, you measure _relative_ heat above that threshold. Capsaicin lowers the threshold for minimum signal to below body temperature... meaning your own body heat in your mouth is tripping your heat receptors. Then the brain concludes that since all the heat receptors in your mouth are sending signals, your mouth is currently about 150°F.

[@rimuru_burnt_out_and_suicidal]

Thanks. I didn't know that and this is really interesting.

[@Munchkin.Of.Pern09]

I’m honestly convinced that I’m allergic to capsaicin. Like, more so than just reacting to the neurotoxin acting as designed. Did you know that some people describe capsaicin as enhancing the flavour of other foods? Imagine that! Being able to taste your food *at all* when your entire mouth feels like it’s on fire!

[@hisupwassup]

Oooh, Space Orcs! That's a legendary series. Also, in similar format, there's a "God creates things" series, absolutely recommend. This and "Space Orcs" are two most famous Tumblr series, maybe there's more. People in the comments can add more

[@JaxMerrick]

Oh lord, haven't heard of PM Seymour in quite a while.

[@Hello-ub8kt]

Their newer tumblr stuff is pretty fun

[@PeoplecallmeLucifer]

@@Hello-ub8kt I like your shoelaces

[@GweezleGirl]

@PeoplecallmeLucifer Thanks! I stole them from the president.

[@DragoSonicMile]

6:50 Do not tell the Welsh cook that he is British to his face.

[@DaPikaGTM]

Wales is not only part of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland but is fact on the British mainland. Whether he likes it or not, he is British. The problems would start if you called him English, which not a synonym of British despite how Americans use it.

[@26th_Primarch]

​@@DaPikaGTM Great Britain is made up of what countries?

[@genericscottishchannel1603]

@@DaPikaGTM good for you

[@hazeltree7738]

​@@DaPikaGTMJust because you are correct doesn't mean you're right

[@ghoststrider4878]

As my Welsh friend said to my Australian friend "we are not so different, you are just a warm Welsh person"

[@northstar6920]

Humans: - Travel via perpetually exploding metal carriages - Enjoys eating things the specifically evolved to prevent them being eaten - Posses the greatest known natural bio computer in thier heads but still only have about 2 brain cells to rub together

[@zebreacts9706]

Ah, I love the "Humanity, F*ck yeah!" Subreddit and Humans are Space Orcs tropes~ "Did you know that Humans often grow too many teeth for their mouths and have to rip some out so they grow in straight?!" [Wisdom teeth] "Did you know that a Human could have their limb broken, but would just strap wood to it and keep going? Or even shove metal rods into the bones themselves to hold them in place!" "Did you hear about how Humans will purposefully ingest liquids that impair their cognitive and physical functions for amusement?"

[@jled787]

Did you know humans have a fairly large pain threshold that their soldiers can essentially continue fighting with multiple injuries as long as their vitals are protected and keep functioning? Human supremacy on our planet was developed by using our innate use of stamina, ingenuity and the ability to throw things. That when the society develops, we found new ways to throw things harder and faster to kill prey easier. We had rocks, then spears, then arrows, crossbow bolts, catapults. Then with the advent of gunpowder, we have guns and canons.

[@maxentirunos]

9:45 : Its also changing simply due to the normalization of learning english as second language in China, resulting in more english speakers 12:40 : Sugar being the biggest dental destroyer and not being as available as it is now also meant teeth didn't degrade as fast and so combined with lower life expectancy meant dentist were more for problem caused by accidents like getting hit and losing a tooth.

[@SwordlordRoy]

"It hasn't done it again!" Welllllll...It has a few times, last time was literally during the Italian campaign in WW2, the Germans and the Allies had to fight in the Ashfall. Granted, I'm not sure it's erupted on the Scale of the Pompeii eruption since antiquity, but it has erupted since.

[@TheArcSet]

Looking back, I think you got me into Seymour, by introducing me to 40K. There's also a whole SCP equivalent genre of stories about humans meeting galactic civilisations and their reaction to these deathworlders. I've forgotten the acronym, but it flooded my feeds for a while. edit: HFY.

[@JacksunLarsen]

28:49 actually he does Tumblr the SUPERIOR WEBSITE!

[@WhoStoleKirya73]

This alien is literally Papyrus

[@xthemystic7879]

8:08 bearded dragon

[@xthemystic7879]

9:42 India actually now has the highest population for a country

[@scarystories1800]

Humanity F yeah is a weird mix of great stories and incredibly cringe. Guess that’s what happens when something’s all community made. Probably my favorite series from it is “beast” by jakethesnakebakecake because the world building is super cool.

[@danieldieste9905]

Billy Bob Space Truckee isn't half bad either

[@marieporter9488]

PM SEYMOUR! His videos are HILARIOUS!

[@LieInOrion16]

20:27 I watched this video before i was Diagnosed- back when it first came out- I now have been Diagnosed with MS and hearing it mentioned in this made me feel so seen-

[@ケチャップ1]

Oh. On the wooden teeth thing those were actually a modern invention like 1700’s. Before them in eras likes Egypt and after if your teeth fell out. They then bolted them back into your mouth with rings

[@dragonhunter2343]

I love PM's readings and the ild Space Ork stuff was classic. Always fun to come back to every now and then.

[@khylerbane4523]

Tolkiens belief was that dwarfs and halflings evolved into humans. I am starting to think the orcs joined them in that evolution.

[@bosshunter153]

Where do you think the height came from?

[@m4rt_]

I handle -20 to 20 C -20 is around the lowest we get where I live, and if it goes beyond 20, it gets really uncomfortable, and we sometimes get up to 30 C here... I hate that. The sweat-spot is somewhere around 15 C. I prefer colder temperatures. When it is warm, there isn't much you can do, but when it is cold, you can just put on more clothes. The only anoying thing with it being cold is the ice on the ground.

[@ShadwSonic]

You know, I suddenly remembered something... vaguely similar that might be interesting. It's a story called "Billy Bob: Space Trucker". A KZbinr going by NFY (and I think by that acronym you can tell what he generally specializes in) narrated it pretty well. Bit of a long tale though. I don't remember exactly _how_ long, but at least double digit parts of decent length apiece.

[@Shideous]

And people wonders why aliens want to study humans.

[@Agent_Matt_6]

Anyone gonna tell him that most of PM Seymour’s videos are mostly Tumblr posts, including the Humans Are Space Orcs video?

[@igorzharenikov1812]

Oh hell yeah. PM srymour mentioned

[@PRORAGEGUY]

the alien in the vid really gives papyrus vibe

[@kacperkonieczny7333]

5:24 Because the other 1 is literally named "opposite" + name of the other.

[@MySerpentine]

Bears and no bears. Which sure, polar bears are scary, but I think there are more important aspects of the places.

[@hifty7779]

OOH your doing PM Seymour reactions?!?! LES GOO!!! Also hope you react to some "NetNarritor" and "Agro Squirrel Narrates" because they are (for the most part) the best HFY reddit narriators. Most of the rest of the ch's are Ai voiced content farms. Or DiamondWillow's Hfy storyline. That's also a good one!

[@kaiburrus3190]

Look I'm not saying we humans don't do crazy things. But these aliens are incredibly nieve if they think "conflict will happen," or necessity won't force people to live in types of places. I find this only works with the likes of a species like the Kaylon from the Orville show. And even they did a little genocide.

[@bobnub]

not the curse of the british cook their tastebuds

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

8:19 "bearded dragon" a type of lizard

[@VolcanoQueen]

HFY has some really good series, from goofy ones to absolute serious bangers

[@jasonlshadow1750]

Holy heck, didn’t expect this! Can’t wait!

[@brandonnowakowski7602]

Ah, HFY. Prepare to become very acquainted with the concept of Earth being a deathworld.

[@SirFreelanders35]

With P.M Seymour I recomend the Patch Notes playlist

[@ElNeroDiablo]

9:40 - Chinese and Indian have the largest number of people who speak them as a first-language, but between the countries where English is the first-language and those where it's taught as a second-language - globally English has the most speakers between 'native' first-language speakers and 'non-native' second-language speakers combined. The combined numbers of 'native' English (first-language) speakers and 'non-native' English (second-language) speakers is part of why it's the de facto language of global trade and transport (ie: to be a pilot of international flights, one must be fluent in English).

[@thesmilyguyguy9799]

I love This Kinda Tumblr post

[@MySerpentine]

I'm sure every alien species has a bunch of weird traits like this :D

[@dreamscape8045]

They call it almond milk because no one had the guts to call it nut juice.

[@ridewild1956]

You should check out his god creates things

[@Doc903]

I love PM Seymour's work.

[@GedanJ]

I was unaware this was pm. This is great. Thought it was a Hfy specific thing.

[@leeshajoi]

See, my problem with the whole "humans are space orcs" thing is that space travel is so *stupefyingly* dangerous that I feel like these hypothetical aliens would never even try it. The vacuum of space is a million times more deadly than any environment on Earth.

[@danieldieste9905]

The important difference is, space kills fast. Earth has you suffering, unless very specific conditions are met (human lithobreaking amongst others)

[@MikutheSkunk]

'Oh god they have a British cook!' ... for their sake it better not be Jamie Oliver... Olive oil everywhere.

[@ConnorSinclairCavin]

The HaSO forums and reddits and everything else are always totally amazing places to lurk and read And i need a good sauna, like… that would be so nice to have at home Yeah, honestly i can see most aliens being “better humans” than most humans i know, basically being anything other than the people i know is an upgrade

[@RensStoryteller]

PLEASE DO MORE!!! THIS MAN IS AMAZING!!!

[@danthespaceman9747]

22:05 fun fact: PM Seymour voices on of the characters in YS

[@kemonomimimasterkm7409]

I feel like it's worth noting part of why the Yandere Simulator one came up is because PM Seymour voiced some of the characters in Yandere Simulator (forgot which ones.. I'll be back to edit this when I remember)

[@zsoltgyuricza6961]

You cant milk an almond, all alternative milks are nut juice

[@BramLastname]

I understand that in terms of marketing Almond Milk makes sense, But if you use it as if it is milk you'll often end up with a failed end result.

[@danieldieste9905]

Instructions unclear, dirty linens are the result.

[@olimp_]

I'd love to see you react to more pm Seymour! He has more series like god creating things, the one you reacted to and others

[@ShadowGrimsy]

26:29 "Some Russians deal with +70°C" - To my knowledge, most Finns enjoy theirs at +80°C, minimum. Pretty sure the +100°C - +120°C range isn't out of the norm, either.

[@Meanslicer43]

Oh hot damn. A pm seymour video. God these bring memories

[@VooshSpokesman]

Love from a NetNarrator and Vaush fan!

[@TheRichmaster24]

PM Seymour has some great ones

[@Vannder841]

0:00 and i though I had too many youtube tabs open

[@zigge4531]

24:20 that pne way to cure it. Meow. hi, hej, helo, hola, a-hoj, goten tag, halo, konnichiwa, bonjour ♤] ¡$ #€£

[@hadakiekodaka1180]

If you are interested in more if this genree of content id reccomend: P'thok eats an ice cream (Great standalone but doubles as first chapter to the first contact series) When death worlders meet And quarum of war

[@jackmack4181]

Humans are space orcs/HFY helped me through school

[@platogkrone7161]

That's sad.

[@mightypoocheyena]

PM Seymour? *takes smoke* Haven't heard that name in a long while...

[@PeoplecallmeLucifer]

8:05 Bearded dragon

[@igorzharenikov1812]

Pls do his readings of Tumblr stuff

[@tadeolaguarda6965]

This is going to be fun

[@m4rt_]

There is also goat milk

[@hybrid22003]

That reddit got lot`s of great stories.

[@triton6008]

8:10 it’s a bearded dragon

[@baul997]

9:43 surprisingly English is the most spoken language not first language per se but a lot of African nations have English as official languages as well as India but India has like 30 different first languages

[@baul997]

18:31 I mean technically speaking if we go by the definition of all major powers being at war the 7 years war sometimes gets counted as ww0 by some historians as fighting did happen all over the world mostly between French and the British while Prussia was playing Doom (and being absurdly lucky)

[@MigotRen]

English is the most Spoken second language as nearly every developed country Teaches at least the basics. Its an easier language to learn than Mandarin or hindi. Its also the Main language for anything tech related(coding) or nautical communication like air traffic control

[@anyathepanther7977]

Ah, P. M. Seymour. I discovered his Channel through his Showerthoughts Videos 😂

[@Isai33567]

8:24 Bearded dragon? edit:nvm didnt watch the whole clip

[@greatazuredragon]

This was great! xD

[@CGomm-le7gv]

Something else you may like ,plague of gripes huge quest

[@LukasJampen]

No no, humans didn't tame cats, cats tamed humans.

[@PeoplecallmeLucifer]

23:40 I heard that that's a myth

[@CGomm-le7gv]

Stumble across something else you may like,reddit tries to defend cyn by jaymotion

[@MizuMing]

You have no idea how happy I am to see you dealing with anything HFY, there are many channels with many stories. I only follow two myself. ✌️ If you ever become interested in any long-term series, there are a few that last for several hundreds of episodes that I could suggest to you. 😊

[@summoneddevil]

How about checking some BrainFrog videos? They are funny too!

[@nullblasterthevoidmaker1750]

Bearded dragon.

[@Solid_Metal]

*damn* you have a lot of tabs

[@Agent_Matt_6]

You should listen to AgaroSquirrel’s r/HFY stories

[@GedanJ]

Oh, they do those too? Ive only seen NetNarrator

[@greywolf9783]

Airier, I highly prefer NetNarrator, whom I highly suggest, I'm pretty sure you'd love him!

[@AdamTheStorysmith]

Try the agro squirrel narrates

[@MisticulX]

HFY has a large collection of stories people have made there are 2 good channels i like to listen to Agro Squirrel Narrates and NetNarrator just avoid the AI slop

[@m4rt_]

Actually, India already has more people. Also, China lies about their population numbers...

[@GuyWhoWatchesStuff]

Oooooh nice 🎉

[@ZagzigingZigzagoon]

I would love to se you react to his "God Creates Things" video

[@vickypedia1308]

How do you keep reacting to the same obscure stuff I'm into

[@elliottimerman1806]

You should react to god creates things by pm Seymour

[@danieldieste9905]

2:09 Respectfully, how?! I'd be more sick than anything! Seriously! Obviously a lot depends on ambient wind speed but still, come on!

[@isitme5891]

Sinsmas reaction when?

[@jaredtomongha1342]

Hey airer, has anyone told you to react to underplayer? If not than I recommend from sans comic tv

[@arctic_potato2506]

🥚

[@koykoyonly]

why is this video long

[@joaquin22266]

India has overtaken china in terms population. If you count Urdu and Hindi as the same language it has over 800 million speakers rapidly approaching mandarin’s 1.1+ billion

[@zigge4531]

17:47 and China. Meow. hi, hej, helo, hola, a-hoj, goten tag, halo, konnichiwa, bonjour ♤] ¡$ #€£

[@ShadowoftheMask]

I might need to steel myself before watching this video, I'm so sick of this genre back when I read spacebattles forum more actively x'D

[@Astrodoge6321]

first :D