Humans Are Space Orcs [New Binge Compilation!]

[@PMSeymour]

www.makeship.com/products/cosmic-wonders-lemon-and-dango-gang So close to the end! Can we go beyond!?

[@tanmayrai2003]

boo

[@ecec6852]

Imagine explaining to aliens that having your own mode of independent transportation is a symbol of freedom. Then, explaining how your life is threatened by driving it really fast near other people who are also driving fast. Also, if it breaks in the process, it's almost impossible to get a replacement.

[@kitkatbreaker1270]

No, probably not.

[@SergeyWaytov]

Well, the Medicine one is CLEARLY a jab onto idea of "for profit" healthcare

[@solitudeZEdemon]

Alien: human, what is “rule 34”? I was unaware you had a worldwide law system other than that state code you call stupid? Human: *spits out coffee onto laptop*

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

By the way, the "only using 10% of our brains" thing is an inaccurate choice of words. We USE all 100% of our brains. It's just that not 100% of the thing is lit up at any given moment. If it is, that means we're having a seizure.

[@miguelleis4827]

I think the phrase was also mistook to begin with. If memory source correctly, someone was doing the first brain study and it said at their current time, they only knew 10% of what the brain do.

[@IONATVS]

Yeah, when you scan a brain and check for electrical impulses, on average only 10% of the neurons are firing at any given moment, but they’re still all doing their JOBS. IE firing WHEN they get the combination of inputs that they’ve been trained to report, but NOT when they DON’T.

[@blakemclelland6481]

dang, that explains SO MUCH. so if we use 100% of our brains we just, die.

[@Ammiad]

It originated from a quote that daid something along the lines of "we only know the function of about 10% of the brain", but through a series of misunderstandings, became "we use only 10% of our brain"

[@Meiaiscool]

Yeah basically you're only using around 10% at a time. You don't always use the same 10%, it's just that not all 100% is necessery every second of everyday. Sometimes you need the part of the brain for physical activity, sometimes the part for logical thinking, and sometimes the part for i dunno, processing emotion. It's just like your phone. You don't always use 100% of your phone, right now you're only using youtube, and maybe a few other things are running in the background, but some are turned off because they're not necessary right now.

[@kickedawalnut]

WE BRINGING BACK SPACE ORCS?!!!

[@dj_izaco8435]

We been bringing back space orcs.

[@kickedawalnut]

@@dj_izaco8435I haven't watched this channel in a fat minute so I wouldn't know. But I do know by the title alone that this is the first compilation of it in a while

[@Craigerfried1128]

Da boyz is back in town

[@aj_style1745]

Maybe the real space orcs are the friends we made along the way.

[@kyze8284]

We’ve been space orcs the entire time

[@havochellian1248]

Someone needs to make an animation of the alien nervously introducing the binge compilation while Seymour gives quiet thumbs up in encouragement

[@Gre-Chaos]

@@havochellian1248 I'd love to see that

[@ToriLeBlanc]

Can we just take a second to imagine what would happen if an Alien witnessed anything like a panic attack or non-verbal shutdown?

[@birdmcturd1626]

I’d love to see OCD,autism,paranoia and lucid dreams explained to them

[@thumblebee]

Probably will go like Alien: human john why is that human breathing patterns so abnormal Human: oh no Susie's having a panic attack again but her friends are helping so it's fine they got this A:what is a "panic attack" Is this panic some kind of creature H:no it's something that happens when someone gets overwhelmed or gets reminded of past trauma so their bodies start to shUt down and it becomes difficult to breathe A: ... A: why are your bodies always trying to KILL YOU?! H: I DON'T KNOW???

[@Barakon]

4:47 Bold of you to assume aliens won’t also have burial rituals.

[@mishagaming1075]

it's likely theirs would vary, maybe using more durable or less durable materials depending on their atmosphere. maybe with different shapes, too

[@elipsis7651]

Yeah, that's the thing about a lot of these posts. They always depict aliens as never having or acting on emotions like that.

[@jamescoughlan7175]

@@elipsis7651 Yeah, I think a lot of it is exercises in pointing out the nonsense things that we just accept via a comedic scenario of an alien visiting and being horrified or disturbed but when people try and seriously say that aliens with intelligence wouldn't be anything like us in terms of morality, I start to disagree because I believe as things get more intelligent they gain the ability to act outside of instinct and thereby with morality. I ranted, I'm sorry.

[@broEye1]

They eat their dead. Waste not want not.

[@bobbyadamson3154]

Recognizing that I'm showing ignorance here. What ritual is this referencing. A small rounded stone? Solidified cremation remains? I'm so confused

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

2:00 Paper money is valuable because it's TECHNICALLY a receipt for valuable metals. The British "pound" originally meant the government owed you one pound of silver.

[@multilk6399]

yep, that's the original reason for the value of most currency afaik

[@dynamicworlds1]

Actually no. Even when money _was_ coins of precious metals it's value came from the government accepting it as payment for the taxes it collects under threat of violence. THAT is why there is universal demand for it and it always circulates above the value of any prescious metals which may or may not "back" it and why even tally sticks (when they were accepted by the government) could circulate as money. It's a common misconception because we get taught mythology in econ classes. If you want to learn more I highly recommend "Debt: the First 5000 Years" (which you can find the audiobook of free on KZbin if you prefer listening to reading)

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

@@dynamicworlds1 | I don't think our points are mutually exclusive? I'm just explaining how we first transferred to modern paper money.

[@Ariaelyne]

And in modern times the currency gets it's value pretty much entirely from the stability and economic strength of its origin country.

[@rightwingsafetysquad9872]

Money has always gotten its value from the military and police power of the issuing government and economic strength of the nations that use it. That isn't new for modern times. Gold and silver didn't have inherent value until governments told people they could use them to pay their taxes instead of foodstuffs. Imagine someone tried to buy a cow from you with a slightly shiny rock, you'd laugh at them. Now imagine the Pharaoh says you have to transport either 5 cows or 10 ounces of shiny rock to his capital every year. It's a lot easier to transport shiny rock, so you're a lot more likely to accept it as payment. Now Pharaoh stamps shiny rock into coins and says they're worth more shiny rock than what they're actually made of. He can use this to pay his armies and bureaucrats. Pharaoh raises taxes such that it would be nearly impossible to pay in physical foodstuffs. Now you have to use his coins. Banks pop up to help avoid theft. Banks can then issue paper notes to avoid further reduced the burden of carrying coins. Banks discover they can issue more paper notes than they actually have coins as long as not everyone tries to redeem at the same time. So now shiny rock has abstracted real value, coins have diluted shiny rock, and paper has diluted coins. Governments discover that they can cut out the middle man at the bank and issue their own paper money. Government discovers they don't actually need to make coins to issue paper money against. Sometimes they use the money wisely and everyone works harder to get the money and everyone gets wealthier. Other times they use it foolishly and it greatly devalues the paper. Somewhere along the way banks discover that while they can't actually make coins or print paper money anymore, they can still loan out other people's money, which is kinda the same thing on short timeframes.

[@GigaLem]

Alien learns and make Hot Cocoa A:human steve? H:yeah? A:you remember that chocolate bar you handed me the other day? H:sure, what's up? A:I've learned about this drink called hot chocolate from your cook books and decided to see if i could make something a little better with the knowledge of the planet, so kinda did what you called "grocery shopping" and after a bit of this earth styled cooking... H:yes? A:*hands a cup* careful, it's hot H:*blows on it, takes a sip* ...oh wow that's incredible A:you could say its...out of this world H:you were waiting to use that one? A:and it was worth it

[@MrIrdatlan]

Chocolate is toxic to many animals, would an alien be immune to it? Idk

[@endaeye]

A bunch of other humans in the background: *clapping*

[@BigWarthog]

Google a legend about Quetzalcoatl. I'm pretty sure that our alien guy has something to say about that cool guy

[@introvertedasheck]

You NEED to try French hot chocolate, it's thick and chocolatey and delicious.

[@someoneawesome8717]

16:55 don't worry, the Omnitrix turns the wearer into the physical pinnacle of the species so he would do it well

[@beaniebaby7725]

It's whatever nickname he gives it you need to worry about, and the lack of clothes for most forms lmao

[@someoneawesome8717]

@@beaniebaby7725 I learned that in the same vein as the "Pinnacle of the species" situation the upgraded Omnitrix and the Ultimatrix can create environmental survival tools (like Goop's grav disk or NRG's lead armor) and the species that wear clothes will receive appropriate outfits as socially applicable, so when Ben turns into an alien and no clothing is provided it just means that nudity is acceptable to that species

[@MMothmanIrl]

Shoutout to this for being both how I found this channel and for getting me out of a panic attack that first time I found it

[@farmerchuck7294]

There's like a 70% chance this has been done before, but Alien discovers Humor: H: **laughing at an image** A: Human, what are you doing? You sound... ill. H: I'm just laughing at something I find funny. A: What do you mean "funny"? H: Oh, you wouldn't understand. It's a human thing. A: Try me. H: Okay, I'll give you an example of something funny: H: A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" A: What part of those words causes you to exhale air in such a strange way? H: Maybe you just need more examples. Here, I'll give you a book of jokes. A: I doubt this will work, but I suppose I'll give it a shot. **a few hours later** A: I think I may have finally figured out this whole "funny" thing. H: Really? A: Most of these "jokes" as you call them seem to involve the multiple meanings of words in your language. In your example from earlier, this was the word "bar" meaning both a place to purchase drinks and a long, thin tube of metal. My theory is that this is supposed to be a display of intelligence, with the person telling the joke signifying their intelligence through the ability to use and understand the human language to the recipient, and the recipient performing this "laughing" action if they understand the joke, signifying _their_ intelligence to the person telling the joke. H: That's... a great description actually! I couldn't have said it better myself. A: Really? Finally, you humans are actually starting to make sense. By the way, what was the image you were laughing at earlier? H **shows them the image** A: And how exactly does the phrase "this unpleasant gradient shows up on your front door" written above a low quality image of a multicoloured gradient seeming to stand on a porch signify intelligence? H: Uh... A: ... H: ... A: Remind me to never say " you humans are starting to make sense" again. H: I'll be sure to.

[@demrmole2406]

Imagine aliens seeing this and just thinking "yeah that's pretty much what we thought"

[@BubbaWinter-xh2ml]

Itd be like this. A: the humans themselves acknowledge their...... insanity!!

[@Bleepbleepblorbus]

​@@BubbaWinter-xh2mlHuman spaceship janitor: well... the intelligence of individual humans varies.... A lot

[@NikopfpCultist]

@@demrmole2406 PATAPON PFP SPOTTED!!!1!1! Legendary game right there. OH GOD THE MEMORIES, AAAAAAHHH- Pata pata pata pon!

[@mirrozero]

Hey, just figured i'd throw in this correction here for 0:59, that quote is actually a butchered version of something a neuroscientist said, which was actually "The brain is so complex, we only know what 10% is used for".

[@Ocro555]

Damn so this whole time the "we-only-use-10%-of-our-brain" was a fucking myth

[@CanisMythson]

The crab one is interesting, because things tend to evolve into crabs. So what the alien is discovering isn't an order of sentient species from another world; it's a natural evolution point that occurs so often that it happened on more then just Earth, and in some cases, resulted in sentient lifeforms.

[@kyze8284]

I do like how people would be shocked at such a high percentage. We are 98.8% similar to chimps, 60% similar to fruit flies, and about 50% with most funguses. I’m sad about the crab people though

[@Montesama314]

That "can I see it?" in response to the eel makes me think of the Steamed Hams meme. "An amnesia-toxin eel? On This Particular Planet, in This Particular Solar System!?" "Yes!" "Can I see it?"

[@tlpenguin3758]

"No."

[@VincentRoyceMorgan]

Aliens sounding awfully like Papyrus. Funnily enough he'd probably ask the exact same questions.

[@cdesigner9178]

Fun fact, the reason humanity began to eat hot peppers and spicy food in general is because it was a great way of preserving food and expelling biotoxins in our bodies. Also because after consuming the spicy food and the pain dying down, I believe there's also a hit of dopamine. So yeah, I guess that the alien needs to start watching Food Theory.

[@primarchvulkan4013]

It is also a good way to deter parasites from the body

[@pinkbiohazardmercurialcoll7133]

And once you have a tolerance, the flavor behind the heat is amazing...

[@_aWiseMan]

We also like spicy food because it makes you sweat. And just causes you to burn stuff in general. It's healthy for you. That and it's an acquired taste. Like licorice after exposure to it over and over you get over it and begin to taste other hints you don't typically experience. Same with sour stuff and bitter stuff....and savory stuff.......and sweet stuff.... And salty stuff an-

[@jokerofspades-xt3bs]

An alien learns about popcorn. A: Human, what are those little white puffy things your eating? H: Oh this? Its just popcorn. A: And what is this "popcorn" H: Its just corn but we dry it out for months then warm it back it. A: And why would you do that? H: Because it tastes good. A: But you said you like the taste of corn, so why aren't you just eating corn. H: Well corn isn't a good snack for watching movies, but popcorn is. A: I see.....

[@Curiositykillsthecats]

XD

[@chickendoodle32]

Zi’il-taak did not, in fact, “see.”

[@iantaakalla8180]

It then turns out Zi’il-taak’s anatomy is uniquely suited for sitting down and enjoying corn while watching a movie.

[@michaeldayman682]

Oddly the eppinephrine used to fight anaphylaxis is very cheap. Horses uses the exact same epinephrine as we do, just in (much) larger doses. It is available in large quantities for very little money. The eppipen and its tiny dose are sold at an incredible mark up - multi hundreds of percent markup. Theoretically you could buy it by the gallon for somewhere between 10-50 bucks, buy several packs of syringes, measure out the dosage and pretty much save your self 5-6 hundred bucks a year. You might even be able to aquire the auto injectors.

[@kyze8284]

Just like diamonds. False scarcity and monopolization

[@dynamicworlds1]

When will we learn that you cannot leave life's necessities to the market because of inelastic demand?

[@phastinemoon]

@@dynamicworlds1we HAVE. Just the people with power don’t care

[@Grey_SpaceLover]

*Human chasing cat with spray bottle* A: Human what are you doing? H:-*stops to a halt*- ah the cat scratched and . . . chewed on some important cords A: that doesn't explain the spray bottle and the what I assume is water coming out of it H: cats don't like water they usually back off when you squirt them with water A: that's a half explanation H: eh best punishment to make them stop A: wh-wait about those cords *Human runs to continue to chase cat* A: and they left

[@timbo3286]

ANd the next thing you know the Alien is introduced to a Maine-Coon cat that scratches and chews wires and tries to resolve it that way, only it won't work.

[@dustincompton992]

Hey now, Senshi is only 40% beard. You forgot the 50% Proper Nutrition.

[@anonymousnlonely3315]

The other 10% is bread.

[@KhanshagaiMunkh]

showing our weapons and firearms A: "What's that shiny metal?" H: "Oh, it's a WASP Knife. It injects uh, let's say high pressure CO2." A: "And what does it do?" H: "Here let me show you." gets and watermelon and stabs it, seconds later the watermelon would explode in pieces A: "Dear... You earthlings are barbaric!" H: "Wait till ya see napalm."

[@JonduGaming]

And how easy it is to make...😈

[@BubbaWinter-xh2ml]

A: human, explain the function of this cat H: its a pet, it provides comfort and companionship and we provide it food and shelter. A: so you are caretakers for this cat for free to just stay here H: yeah, some people have lots of cats and they were even worshipped in ancient Egypt. There have been "cases" where cats eat their deceased owners but i think those are fake A: WHY DO YOU KEEP THEM!!??!?!? H: pet the cat A: * pets the cat* C:* cat purrs enjoying being petted* A: this cat is mine, human winter tell human Madeline her cat is mine now. * Rushes away petting the cat*

[@krishaunafisher]

You and Bettina posting binge compilations at the same time? WE EATING GOOD

[@blackholeguy1529]

the difference is bettina levy is not a good person, look some stuff up and youre bound to find a lot

[@80sVectorz]

I had to make some kind of meta version (Not that good at writing, though): A: Human... I have a question for you. I have been seeing this human on "KZbin" making videos about fictional conversations between humans and aliens. Do you know what I'm referring to? H: Yes of course they are great! A: Don't you think it's a bit weird to be emulating these fictional discussions? H: Well it's funny and interesting! Besides, you're in one right now! ̶H̶ A: What do you mean human!? H: Just wait till I write the next scene ;)

[@Ocro555]

lol this one is good

[@RosieSkys]

Imagine the Alien learning about Twitter and American football team fans

[@lcajueiro]

I LITERALLY JUST WATCHED THE ORIGINAL, CHECKED OUT YOUR CHANNEL BECAUSE I WAS INTERESTED, AND SEE THIS UPLOADED AN HOUR AGO

[@maniacgamer8177]

humans are playing WH40K: A: human Thomas what are you doing? H: it’s called warhammer, it’s a table top military game. It was rather popular several years ago, before your species made contact with ours. A: I see, but why does human Luis look mentally injured? H: he’s learning why nobody plays a tau army. A: why, what have this ‘tau’ ever done? H: they can’t engage in melee. A: and why does them not using an outdated combat style make them weak? H: because every other faction gets a turn specifically for melee attacks, and the tau have no melee weapons. A: so what makes your army stronger then? H: (hands alien the entire collection of Horus heresy novels) these should explain better than I could.

[@dinodude8899]

Human 2: “they’re also legit cowards and dumber than *we* are! But not in the same way as Orkz. The Orkz are just freaking hilarious in their stupidity!”

[@ДаниилАверьянов-е5т]

​@@dinodude8899 sounds like Orkz, but without reality bending powers that they canonically have

[@calvinhoek9412]

7:45 fair enough

[@IrvingIV]

You actually can, in some circumstances, reduce allergic reactions by repeated exposure as guided by a medical professional.

[@broEye1]

It's actually more like ten percent at a time, not total. I imagine it's to help prevent a nerve signal equivalent of a traffic jam, and to avoid overheating.

[@Number-jh8vr]

4:19 this is either referencing Shoggoths or the fish people and I need to know

[@olivefernando7879]

so crabs are aliens That one barnacle: welcome to earth

[@Ace_DM_2520]

3:22 was not expecting to see Thomas the Tank Engine in this series Let alone Shed 17

[@nixDrgnslyr]

Jerry is what we in the Rain World fandom call the giant void worms!

[@Ubertistic]

Huh I didn’t expect to see a rain world reference here neat :]

[@artistwithouttalent]

10:45 speaking for myself, it's a fun little detail and an occasionally useful tool (though obviously not in the way it was intended.)

[@BendyMaskGaming66]

alien discovers beatboxing A: human how are you making those noises H: what? A: those noises. H: oohhh, you mean beatboxing? A: what. H: it's when you make certain noises rythimaticaly to make beats. A: where does the box come from. H: your guess is as good as mine.

[@burpaleese]

0:10 YES I MISS YOU

[@ranwolf76]

I can't eat raw walnuts, I get nauseous and start vomiting within 30 minutes of eating them, but if they're cooked, like in a muffin or cake, I'm fine. I always thought it was weird, because I can eat almonds or peanuts by the handful and I'm fine.

[@JoshuaBoynton-yx8kd]

15:28 well I be damned I wanna see an alien crab now

[@khoipham8303]

*Alien learns about “Anime”:* A: Human, what is that on your screen? H: Oh, I’m watching anime. A: Anime? What is that? H: You remember me explaining manga to you? Anime is pretty much manga but in the form of animated drawings. A: Understandable. I assume the human in this scene has a fictional superpower. H: Yes, she can manipulate electromagnetism and can launch coins at very, very high speed. A: Fascinating, a human Mass Driver then, I’ll check that one out some time. Wait, is that another anime? it says “Boku no Pi”… H: Oh yeah it’s a good series, you should watch it. *2 hours later* A: It’s REDACTED. It will always be REDACTED. What did I expect from humans, peak fiction?… (wait, am I starting to think like them?)

[@ThatOneFlowerEnthusiast]

Oh my god I just noticed that one of the tabs I have open right now is literally a humans are space orcs fanfic on ao3 lmao

[@SuncrestArts]

A: Emily, why are there spots of land with arranged stones? E: Oh.. Those are graveyards, when loved ones die, humans will hold a ceremony to honnor them. Once that ceremony is done, we place the deceased body in special wooden boxes and bury them with a stone to mark the grave. Its a scared thing thats been practiced all around the world for centuries. A: Oh. That is more wholesome than other human traditions.. E: Yeah, death is something humans have struggled with since the beginning of time. But it comes for all of us, so we try to appreciate people while they're still here.

[@bobmperson]

imagine a conversation about the human immune system Alien: human, where are you going Human: getting my vaccine Alien: as in a cow? Human: no no no, a syringe filled with a weakened disease to build immunity. Alien: what. .......... Human: so then it puts the bacteria in an acid chamber as the blood plasma leaks onto the battle field- Alien: human how are there wars in your body too

[@RioDrake]

I don't get the rounded stone one. A gravestone maybe?

[@PMSeymour]

Yep

[@GloomyFish]

oh my god I'm so slow

[@VeryMauricius]

@@PMSeymour i thought it was literally a round stone 💀

[@riverstyx7251]

@@VeryMauricius same. But in my defense I have shed tears at a having the privilege to hold a beautiful round stone, and I was raised Catholic so the gravestones I’m used to seeing are anything _but_ perfectly rounded. They’re actually obnoxiously elaborate in a way that makes the entire place feel ethereal.

[@jmanbenoit3812]

I feel like the alien every day. I'm just angry.

[@thatunleadedfuel]

did not expect to hear shed 17 referenced nowadays like at all

[@theterrarian1486]

"This medicine is available cheaply right?" Man, I paid $300 for mine, after insurance.

[@jovif.spemudaindonesia1841]

IT'S FINALLY BACK!

[@DaiyaDoggo]

1:01 I will reiterate; I'm pretty sure using 100% at once is called a seizure

[@leruetheday377]

It isn't. We use nearly 100% of our brains at all times, just to keep awake and alive

[@donovanmahan2901]

@@leruetheday377 no like, all of it in the same moment.

[@leruetheday377]

@@donovanmahan2901 Exactly what I was saying. Using 100% of your brain at the same time doesn't cause a seizure, you're fine.

[@donovanmahan2901]

@@leruetheday377 i mean if you see all red on a brain scan, that's not exactly healthy.

[@donovanmahan2901]

@@leruetheday377 ah I think there's a misinterpretation here, when you say using 100% of your brain, you mean like all the areas of it being active to varying extents. What I picture is a brain activity map coming up all red, and I think the original comment meant something similar.

[@PadmalovaelPriyankadevi-mo7nb]

human: *reading SCP Foundation* Alien: hey human Bright! what is that? Some kind of document? Perhaps a drawing Human: what? No! Its about a foundation. That circles around containing anomalies such as you Aliens: how do you have access to this? Human: because im a Level-5 researcher there assigned to SCP-096 Alien: and what is that necklace you sea and what is "SCP-096" Human: do not reveal any of this (Omg my human OC is Dr. Jack bright/Dr. Shaw)

[@Xanthelei]

That last one is highly topical almost a year later!

[@jacobweatherford4696]

This is why earth needs extra terrestrial guidance

[@Necrotic_Entity]

A: Human, what are you playing? H: Oh, it's Slime Rancher! A: Slime... What? H: Basically you go onto another planet to make a ranch with cute slimes to make plorts that you send back to earth for use in construction, technology, and stuff like that! A: Hmm, I must admit, they did get the Quizol quite accurate. H: Wait what? A: Yes, there's a planet with these "Slimes," and it's actually a very renewable resource creation planet. Many intergalactic species, including my own, have many of these "Ranches" that supply our own planets with these. Our ranchers are actually quite happy being there, though it's revolution speed and vegetation growth are somehow much faster than normal. H: ...How far is it? A: Around a thousand light years away from earth, why do you ask? H: ... A: You wanna go there? H: ...Yes... A: Why am I even surprised...

[@FatteningEevee]

7:33 "I don't think that'd be a wise decision on my part human, I've seen the Vaporeon meme" XD also if people tried to make catboys/girls how.. would that even work...

[@J.Clemons]

As a fellow lactose intolerant person, mac n cheese and cheesecake are WORTH IT

[@jaimelove1817]

Absolutely need more of this!!!

[@archangel8428]

Nerva finds out about Space Station 13 A: Human, what is this "Space Station 13" game? H: Oh. It's a game about simulating a normal shift on a space station that goes horribly wrong. A: How does it go horribly wrong? H: Well, there's many different ways. Traitors infiltrate, elites try and detonate a nuclear warhead on the ship, revolutionaries try to overthrow the station, a changeling infiltrates, heretics try to gain power via sacrifice, and a blood cult tries to summon Nar'Sie, an eldritch god. A: Can you show me a photo of the "changeling" and "Nar'Sie" please? H: Sure. *human pulls out pictures* A: Oh. Tho- H: *slams on table* DON'T YOU TELL ME THEY ARE REAL. A: Well the crew species, like the plasmamen and mothpeople are real. H: That's not much consolation... A: Would it be much consolation that they are actually much nicer than what they seem? H: Yes.

[@vrosx-spythecheesewedge8218]

Glad you're back PMSeymour

[@Sanquinity]

There's something awesome about getting to listen to this again. The videos that I feel kinda started the whole "Humans are space orcs" subreddit (or at least made it popular), and it's HFY cousin.

[@evannpalma2404]

"I've seen the vaporeon meme"☠️

[@MikesterReal]

I love these compilations

[@diamondan5721]

A: human? I hear a voice i do not recognize. What did i tell you about bringing other humans? H: what? No, i didn't- A: wait, why is the voice coming from that small box? H: oh, that's my phone. There's not actually a human in there, it's just playing his voice. A: ah, i see. Is this another device for memories? H: no, this one is for entertainment. A: i thought you already had entertainment! Is it not sufficient enough? H: well, all of those other things require some effort, and sometimes i just don't feel like doing much. A: interesting... i suppose i could try it next time i am feeling exhausted. *the next day* A: HUMAN WHO IS THIS P.M. SEYMOUR PERSON AND HOW DID HE GET RECORDINGS OF US? *AND HOW ARE THE VIDEOS DATED BEFORE WE MET?????*

[@Enderwave22]

2:31 Me, eating a biscuit:“Can confirm.”

[@griffinh8870]

A:Human what are “monsters”? H: oh, monsters are made-up creatures that we use for storytelling. Usually as an antagonist for the main character. A: ah, that’s interesting. Are they unnerving stories? H: sometimes. Monsters are meant to be scary, but You have the horror genre, which is a usually more gruesome telling of a story. Definitely not for kids A:…that would imply there are stories, which include, I repeat, a scary monster, in them. For children. H: yeah we usually read them to them at bedtime A: AT BEDTIME?!?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?! H:I DON’T KNOW!!

[@The_real_Dio1]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH YAAAAAAAAA BABY THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR ITS FINALLY BACK

[@harshithmallik6522]

LET'S GO WE ARE BACK WITH SPACE ORCS 🎉🎉🎉

[@chevelle128nobot5]

If space orcs came to earth, we would either have war or best friends. Or both

[@quincesalty9297]

this is lowkey just a way to point at the problems with humanity while the aliens are a perfect hivemind

[@OptimusPhillip]

Trying to decide whether the punchline of the crab joke is that crabs really are secretly aliens that have been hiding in plain sight for millions of years, or that carcinisation has happened on other planets as well.

[@teaedenia4993]

Space orca are back woooohooo

[@cominmusicenjoier924]

18:19 my favorite part

[@Epic_sans1133]

18:25 BRO IS LEARNING

[@ninja-catplaysminecraft]

13:15 that sums up The Hulk pretty much 😂 ik it is anyways 😂

[@kriptonitegamer777]

A: human I must ask something H: sure what’s up? A: it’s about WW2 H: …. Be very careful about what you ask A: oh do not worry human it’s about the tanks and how ingenious they are for your species at the time. H: oh yea giant metal boxes for assaulting positions and defending troops A: yes very effective -and ingenious thankfully back then the tanks couldn’t float. H: … the British would say otherwise A: WHAT? *some explaining later A: SO THESE BRITISH MAKE TANKS FLOAT IN ORDER TO ATTACK THE GERMANS ON THIS D-DAY??? H: yes A: THAT MUST HAVE BEEN TERRIFYING!!

[@user-hf8gu1yn5j]

That last one is so real omfg

[@roowin0]

i don't understand what "round rock" are they taking about?? at like 4:45

[@PMSeymour]

Gravestone

[@roowin0]

@@PMSeymour oh, thanks!

[@user-hf8gu1yn5j]

This is awesome

[@Ryu_D]

Thank you for the video.

[@skwinkles123]

Humans are so cute

[@aaronalkor]

10:00 Should also remove Pankration, Chariot Racing, Jousting, Gladiator Fighting, Sword Combat, Fencing, etc.

[@redraptorx1066]

A: human? H: yeah? A: what are you doing? H: you know how we made what is basically a fluffy dog? A: yes? H: i was given a job to give it some help in it's fight against depression. A: *afraid* don't tell me.... H: it'll have glow in the dark rings to help kids afraid of the dark. A: oh..... and i take it that you'll try and make it "cat like"? H: big time! A: what else do you plan? H: one that smells like autumn... but that's the hard part. A: we just need it to smell like a specific season on earth? H: yes? A: i think i have a way to help with that.

[@Nerukenshi1233]

Homo Neaderthalis was taller than us, and had larger brains.

[@sergioquintero5981]

12:52 lactose intolerent people take it as a challenge

[@AlwaysNeverfound]

H:hey there what are you doing? A:what is this thing on your computer that says "steam"? H:oh thats just a platform where we find many entertainment we can play A:i see....whats this game called doom? H:.... A..... H:...best not to open it up

[@thorsndergaardjespersen6897]

PLEASE! MORE!

[@PastelShark123]

Petition to draw this as a comic strip-

[@aahhhh101]

4:32 me pondering my orb (I don’t understand the original text)😊

[@Volcano22207]

I also don’t

[@jeremysorejian]

I'm thinking he found a perfectly round stone

[@PastelShark123]

It's a tombstone

[@GoldenKitty9]

I didn't get the stone one. (I'm an alien, can you blame me?)

[@yeetmanthe2nd529]

14:37 was that a dbza reference

[@A207.]

There has been some parts of Geography class that i dont know Im in first year, and i know so far a bit about the atmosphere as well as things that comes with it As i try to relearn some parts if it, i missed out on something known as El Nino, a Phenomena, and bc of the gravity of that phenomenon, i decided to make my own Nerva with a human convo A: Human, i found something called El Nino while rummaging through your old things, what is that H: oh, my school books, yea, that is a Phenomenon, happenes every so 10 years A: what does it do H: its the increase in heat of the surface of the area in the middle of the Passific Ocean, it ultimately causes the ocean current to slightly change A: doesnt that cause.. global issues.. H: it does, tho after it ends, the ocean stabilizes itself back to the original current A: doesnt that also cause some issues H: it does, tho i forgot parts of it A: considering the last human i talked to also mentions messed up shit, im guessing you also have somethign to share H: i do actually, its quite ironic that i remember only the El Nino consequences, the Phenomena causes things like intense heat waves, long autumns, as well a flood and shortage of fish in some places A: and you humans have experienced it... How many times? H: i only know it happened five times in southeast Asia A: at least it causes weather like changes H: oh it effect our economy as well, and it can also cause starvation A: least its small right? H: there is the black plague A: what? H: nothing A: ... H: ... A: Ho- H: more than 75 million total A: Not.... Bad.... H: I guess.... A: ... H: the estimated maximum is 200 million A: i need to leave H: dont worry, it spread through fleas... Which im sure isnt in your home planet A: but it co- H: it could already have infected you... Maybe idk that was more than 500 years ago A: WHY H: couldve been worse A: WE SHOULD'VE BUILT AN ANTI VIRUS BARRIER H: parasites could be possible A: SHUT UP

[@normallymute0131]

Never let aliens interact with us Aussies, our natural instinct is to not only mock people but gaslight tourists. Soooooo if an alien had questions about say… a drop bear… there would be some terrified aliens.

[@briannamurray8092]

Yes I missed you you give me serotonin

[@Lucida_Fox]

God I love this and the god/angle series.

[@TiffanyL2]

A:uh what are you listening to? H:music. A:what kind of music? H:rock A:so you listen to stones all day? H:no its a genere of music i am specifically listening to sabaton A: whats a sabaton? H:that depends on if you talking about music or not. A:so what is the rock music sabaton? H:they do music usually based on history like what in listening to im listening to nuclear attack A:uh ok what is a nuclear attack? H:oh boy do i have a lot to go over! **TWO HOURS LATER** A:SO AMERICA CAUSED HUMAN SUFFERING BECAUSE JAPAN TOUCHED THEIR BOATS?! A:yep america also launched an attack officially called Overlord against Germany to reoccupy controled france overlord is unofficially called D-Day by most of the public and they just threw soldiers into machine gun fire for the sake of preoccupying france! A:what the hell was that war about?!? Your species is an odd bunch but why must they drop those things on japan? H:to end the war and to stop more suffering! Ironically enough. A:WAIT WHAT?

[@The7thLysineinyourDNA]

4:35 for those who don't know, they's looking at a gravestone.

[@fanfight]

11:32-11:37 -> Aw,cute x3

[@omnierror4045]

And people call themselves normal

[@Nosinnik]

18:30 one time it cost over 100 dollars for a dentist to tell me that I didn’t need braces

[@MadKat197]

YESSSS YEEESSSSSS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!!! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!