Humans Are Space Orcs [New Binge Compilation!]

[@PMSeymour]

www.makeship.com/products/cosmic-wonders-lemon-and-dango-gang So close to the end! Can we go beyond!?

[@tanmayrai2003]

boo

[@ecec6852]

Imagine explaining to aliens that having your own mode of independent transportation is a symbol of freedom. Then, explaining how your life is threatened by driving it really fast near other people who are also driving fast. Also, if it breaks in the process, it's almost impossible to get a replacement.

[@kitkatbreaker1270]

No, probably not.

[@SergeyWaytov]

Well, the Medicine one is CLEARLY a jab onto idea of "for profit" healthcare

[@kickedawalnut]

WE BRINGING BACK SPACE ORCS?!!!

[@dj_izaco8435]

We been bringing back space orcs.

[@kickedawalnut]

@@dj_izaco8435I haven't watched this channel in a fat minute so I wouldn't know. But I do know by the title alone that this is the first compilation of it in a while

[@Craigerfried1128]

Da boyz is back in town

[@aj_style1745]

Maybe the real space orcs are the friends we made along the way.

[@kyze8284]

We’ve been space orcs the entire time

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

By the way, the "only using 10% of our brains" thing is an inaccurate choice of words. We USE all 100% of our brains. It's just that not 100% of the thing is lit up at any given moment. If it is, that means we're having a seizure.

[@miguelleis4827]

I think the phrase was also mistook to begin with. If memory source correctly, someone was doing the first brain study and it said at their current time, they only knew 10% of what the brain do.

[@IONATVS]

Yeah, when you scan a brain and check for electrical impulses, on average only 10% of the neurons are firing at any given moment, but they’re still all doing their JOBS. IE firing WHEN they get the combination of inputs that they’ve been trained to report, but NOT when they DON’T.

[@blakemclelland6481]

dang, that explains SO MUCH. so if we use 100% of our brains we just, die.

[@Ammiad]

It originated from a quote that daid something along the lines of "we only know the function of about 10% of the brain", but through a series of misunderstandings, became "we use only 10% of our brain"

[@Meiaiscool]

Yeah basically you're only using around 10% at a time. You don't always use the same 10%, it's just that not all 100% is necessery every second of everyday. Sometimes you need the part of the brain for physical activity, sometimes the part for logical thinking, and sometimes the part for i dunno, processing emotion. It's just like your phone. You don't always use 100% of your phone, right now you're only using youtube, and maybe a few other things are running in the background, but some are turned off because they're not necessary right now.

[@havochellian1248]

Someone needs to make an animation of the alien nervously introducing the binge compilation while Seymour gives quiet thumbs up in encouragement

[@GigaLem]

Alien learns and make Hot Cocoa A:human steve? H:yeah? A:you remember that chocolate bar you handed me the other day? H:sure, what's up? A:I've learned about this drink called hot chocolate from your cook books and decided to see if i could make something a little better with the knowledge of the planet, so kinda did what you called "grocery shopping" and after a bit of this earth styled cooking... H:yes? A:*hands a cup* careful, it's hot H:*blows on it, takes a sip* ...oh wow that's incredible A:you could say its...out of this world H:you were waiting to use that one? A:and it was worth it

[@MrIrdatlan]

Chocolate is toxic to many animals, would an alien be immune to it? Idk

[@endaeye]

A bunch of other humans in the background: *clapping*

[@ToriLeBlanc]

Can we just take a second to imagine what would happen if an Alien witnessed anything like a panic attack or non-verbal shutdown?

[@birdmcturd1626]

I’d love to see OCD,autism,paranoia and lucid dreams explained to them

[@Barakon]

4:47 Bold of you to assume aliens won’t also have burial rituals.

[@mishagaming1075]

it's likely theirs would vary, maybe using more durable or less durable materials depending on their atmosphere. maybe with different shapes, too

[@elipsis7651]

Yeah, that's the thing about a lot of these posts. They always depict aliens as never having or acting on emotions like that.

[@jamescoughlan7175]

@@elipsis7651 Yeah, I think a lot of it is exercises in pointing out the nonsense things that we just accept via a comedic scenario of an alien visiting and being horrified or disturbed but when people try and seriously say that aliens with intelligence wouldn't be anything like us in terms of morality, I start to disagree because I believe as things get more intelligent they gain the ability to act outside of instinct and thereby with morality. I ranted, I'm sorry.

[@broEye1]

They eat their dead. Waste not want not.

[@bobbyadamson3154]

Recognizing that I'm showing ignorance here. What ritual is this referencing. A small rounded stone? Solidified cremation remains? I'm so confused

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

2:00 Paper money is valuable because it's TECHNICALLY a receipt for valuable metals. The British "pound" originally meant the government owed you one pound of silver.

[@multilk6399]

yep, that's the original reason for the value of most currency afaik

[@dynamicworlds1]

Actually no. Even when money _was_ coins of precious metals it's value came from the government accepting it as payment for the taxes it collects under threat of violence. THAT is why there is universal demand for it and it always circulates above the value of any prescious metals which may or may not "back" it and why even tally sticks (when they were accepted by the government) could circulate as money. It's a common misconception because we get taught mythology in econ classes. If you want to learn more I highly recommend "Debt: the First 5000 Years" (which you can find the audiobook of free on KZbin if you prefer listening to reading)

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

@@dynamicworlds1 | I don't think our points are mutually exclusive? I'm just explaining how we first transferred to modern paper money.

[@Ariaelyne]

And in modern times the currency gets it's value pretty much entirely from the stability and economic strength of its origin country.

[@someoneawesome8717]

16:55 don't worry, the Omnitrix turns the wearer into the physical pinnacle of the species so he would do it well

[@beaniebaby7725]

It's whatever nickname he gives it you need to worry about, and the lack of clothes for most forms lmao

[@someoneawesome8717]

@@beaniebaby7725 I learned that in the same vein as the "Pinnacle of the species" situation the upgraded Omnitrix and the Ultimatrix can create environmental survival tools (like Goop's grav disk or NRG's lead armor) and the species that wear clothes will receive appropriate outfits as socially applicable, so when Ben turns into an alien and no clothing is provided it just means that nudity is acceptable to that species

[@farmerchuck7294]

There's like a 70% chance this has been done before, but Alien discovers Humor: H: **laughing at an image** A: Human, what are you doing? You sound... ill. H: I'm just laughing at something I find funny. A: What do you mean "funny"? H: Oh, you wouldn't understand. It's a human thing. A: Try me. H: Okay, I'll give you an example of something funny: H: A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" A: What part of those words causes you to exhale air in such a strange way? H: Maybe you just need more examples. Here, I'll give you a book of jokes. A: I doubt this will work, but I suppose I'll give it a shot. **a few hours later** A: I think I may have finally figured out this whole "funny" thing. H: Really? A: Most of these "jokes" as you call them seem to involve the multiple meanings of words in your language. In your example from earlier, this was the word "bar" meaning both a place to purchase drinks and a long, thin tube of metal. My theory is that this is supposed to be a display of intelligence, with the person telling the joke signifying their intelligence through the ability to use and understand the human language to the recipient, and the recipient performing this "laughing" action if they understand the joke, signifying _their_ intelligence to the person telling the joke. H: That's... a great description actually! I couldn't have said it better myself. A: Really? Finally, you humans are actually starting to make sense. By the way, what was the image you were laughing at earlier? H **shows them the image** A: And how exactly does the phrase "this unpleasant gradient shows up on your front door" written above a low quality image of a multicoloured gradient seeming to stand on a porch signify intelligence? H: Uh... A: ... H: ... A: Remind me to never say " you humans are starting to make sense" again. H: I'll be sure to.

[@demrmole2406]

Imagine aliens seeing this and just thinking "yeah that's pretty much what we thought"

[@BubbaWinter-xh2ml]

Itd be like this. A: the humans themselves acknowledge their...... insanity!!

[@Bleepbleepblorbus]

​@@BubbaWinter-xh2mlHuman spaceship janitor: well... the intelligence of individual humans varies.... A lot

[@jokerofspades-xt3bs]

An alien learns about popcorn. A: Human, what are those little white puffy things your eating? H: Oh this? Its just popcorn. A: And what is this "popcorn" H: Its just corn but we dry it out for months then warm it back it. A: And why would you do that? H: Because it tastes good. A: But you said you like the taste of corn, so why aren't you just eating corn. H: Well corn isn't a good snack for watching movies, but popcorn is. A: I see.....

[@Curiositykillsthecats]

XD

[@chickendoodle32]

Zi’il-taak did not, in fact, “see.”

[@mirrozero]

Hey, just figured i'd throw in this correction here for 0:59, that quote is actually a butchered version of something a neuroscientist said, which was actually "The brain is so complex, we only know what 10% is used for".

[@Ocro555]

Damn so this whole time the "we-only-use-10%-of-our-brain" was a fucking myth

[@CanisMythson]

The crab one is interesting, because things tend to evolve into crabs. So what the alien is discovering isn't an order of sentient species from another world; it's a natural evolution point that occurs so often that it happened on more then just Earth, and in some cases, resulted in sentient lifeforms.

[@kyze8284]

I do like how people would be shocked at such a high percentage. We are 98.8% similar to chimps, 60% similar to fruit flies, and about 50% with most funguses. I’m sad about the crab people though

[@Grey_SpaceLover]

*Human chasing cat with spray bottle* A: Human what are you doing? H:-*stops to a halt*- ah the cat scratched and . . . chewed on some important cords A: that doesn't explain the spray bottle and the what I assume is water coming out of it H: cats don't like water they usually back off when you squirt them with water A: that's a half explanation H: eh best punishment to make them stop A: wh-wait about those cords *Human runs to continue to chase cat* A: and they left

[@80sVectorz]

I had to make some kind of meta version (Not that good at writing, though): A: Human... I have a question for you. I have been seeing this human on "KZbin" making videos about fictional conversations between humans and aliens. Do you know what I'm referring to? H: Yes of course they are great! A: Don't you think it's a bit weird to be emulating these fictional discussions? H: Well it's funny and interesting! Besides, you're in one right now! ̶H̶ A: What do you mean human!? H: Just wait till I write the next scene ;)

[@Ocro555]

lol this one is good

[@michaeldayman682]

Oddly the eppinephrine used to fight anaphylaxis is very cheap. Horses uses the exact same epinephrine as we do, just in (much) larger doses. It is available in large quantities for very little money. The eppipen and its tiny dose are sold at an incredible mark up - multi hundreds of percent markup. Theoretically you could buy it by the gallon for somewhere between 10-50 bucks, buy several packs of syringes, measure out the dosage and pretty much save your self 5-6 hundred bucks a year. You might even be able to aquire the auto injectors.

[@kyze8284]

Just like diamonds. False scarcity and monopolization

[@dynamicworlds1]

When will we learn that you cannot leave life's necessities to the market because of inelastic demand?

[@phastinemoon]

@@dynamicworlds1we HAVE. Just the people with power don’t care

[@dustincompton992]

Hey now, Senshi is only 40% beard. You forgot the 50% Proper Nutrition.

[@anonymousnlonely3315]

The other 10% is bread.

[@VincentRoyceMorgan]

Aliens sounding awfully like Papyrus. Funnily enough he'd probably ask the exact same questions.

[@Montesama314]

That "can I see it?" in response to the eel makes me think of the Steamed Hams meme. "An amnesia-toxin eel? On This Particular Planet, in This Particular Solar System!?" "Yes!" "Can I see it?"

[@tlpenguin3758]

"No."

[@BubbaWinter-xh2ml]

A: human, explain the function of this cat H: its a pet, it provides comfort and companionship and we provide it food and shelter. A: so you are caretakers for this cat for free to just stay here H: yeah, some people have lots of cats and they were even worshipped in ancient Egypt. There have been "cases" where cats eat their deceased owners but i think those are fake A: WHY DO YOU KEEP THEM!!??!?!? H: pet the cat A: * pets the cat* C:* cat purrs enjoying being petted* A: this cat is mine, human winter tell human Madeline her cat is mine now. * Rushes away petting the cat*

[@broEye1]

It's actually more like ten percent at a time, not total. I imagine it's to help prevent a nerve signal equivalent of a traffic jam, and to avoid overheating.

[@artistwithouttalent]

10:45 speaking for myself, it's a fun little detail and an occasionally useful tool (though obviously not in the way it was intended.)

[@IrvingIV]

You actually can, in some circumstances, reduce allergic reactions by repeated exposure as guided by a medical professional.

[@cdesigner9178]

Fun fact, the reason humanity began to eat hot peppers and spicy food in general is because it was a great way of preserving food and expelling biotoxins in our bodies. Also because after consuming the spicy food and the pain dying down, I believe there's also a hit of dopamine. So yeah, I guess that the alien needs to start watching Food Theory.

[@primarchvulkan4013]

It is also a good way to deter parasites from the body

[@pinkbiohazardmercurialcoll7133]

And once you have a tolerance, the flavor behind the heat is amazing...

[@RioDrake]

I don't get the rounded stone one. A gravestone maybe?

[@PMSeymour]

Yep

[@GloomyFish]

oh my god I'm so slow

[@VeryMauricius]

@@PMSeymour i thought it was literally a round stone 💀

[@riverstyx7251]

@@VeryMauricius same. But in my defense I have shed tears at a having the privilege to hold a beautiful round stone, and I was raised Catholic so the gravestones I’m used to seeing are anything _but_ perfectly rounded. They’re actually obnoxiously elaborate in a way that makes the entire place feel ethereal.

[@RosieSkys]

Imagine the Alien learning about Twitter and American football team fans

[@krishaunafisher]

You and Bettina posting binge compilations at the same time? WE EATING GOOD

[@blackholeguy1529]

the difference is bettina levy is not a good person, look some stuff up and youre bound to find a lot

[@lcajueiro]

I LITERALLY JUST WATCHED THE ORIGINAL, CHECKED OUT YOUR CHANNEL BECAUSE I WAS INTERESTED, AND SEE THIS UPLOADED AN HOUR AGO

[@maniacgamer8177]

humans are playing WH40K: A: human Thomas what are you doing? H: it’s called warhammer, it’s a table top military game. It was rather popular several years ago, before your species made contact with ours. A: I see, but why does human Luis look mentally injured? H: he’s learning why nobody plays a tau army. A: why, what have this ‘tau’ ever done? H: they can’t engage in melee. A: and why does them not using an outdated combat style make them weak? H: because every other faction gets a turn specifically for melee attacks, and the tau have no melee weapons. A: so what makes your army stronger then? H: (hands alien the entire collection of Horus heresy novels) these should explain better than I could.

[@dinodude8899]

Human 2: “they’re also legit cowards and dumber than *we* are! But not in the same way as Orkz. The Orkz are just freaking hilarious in their stupidity!”

[@ДаниилАверьянов-е5т]

​@@dinodude8899 sounds like Orkz, but without reality bending powers that they canonically have

[@Ace_DM_2520]

3:22 was not expecting to see Thomas the Tank Engine in this series Let alone Shed 17

[@DaiyaDoggo]

1:01 I will reiterate; I'm pretty sure using 100% at once is called a seizure

[@leruetheday377]

It isn't. We use nearly 100% of our brains at all times, just to keep awake and alive

[@BendyMaskGaming66]

alien discovers beatboxing A: human how are you making those noises H: what? A: those noises. H: oohhh, you mean beatboxing? A: what. H: it's when you make certain noises rythimaticaly to make beats. A: where does the box come from. H: your guess is as good as mine.

[@thatunleadedfuel]

did not expect to hear shed 17 referenced nowadays like at all

[@ranwolf76]

I can't eat raw walnuts, I get nauseous and start vomiting within 30 minutes of eating them, but if they're cooked, like in a muffin or cake, I'm fine. I always thought it was weird, because I can eat almonds or peanuts by the handful and I'm fine.

[@nixDrgnslyr]

Jerry is what we in the Rain World fandom call the giant void worms!

[@Ubertistic]

Huh I didn’t expect to see a rain world reference here neat :]

[@olivefernando7879]

so crabs are aliens That one barnacle: welcome to earth

[@KhanshagaiMunkh]

showing our weapons and firearms A: "What's that shiny metal?" H: "Oh, it's a WASP Knife. It injects uh, let's say high pressure CO2." A: "And what does it do?" H: "Here let me show you." gets and watermelon and stabs it, seconds later the watermelon would explode in pieces A: "Dear... You earthlings are barbaric!" H: "Wait till ya see napalm."

[@burpaleese]

0:10 YES I MISS YOU

[@jmanbenoit3812]

I feel like the alien every day. I'm just angry.

[@Sanquinity]

There's something awesome about getting to listen to this again. The videos that I feel kinda started the whole "Humans are space orcs" subreddit (or at least made it popular), and it's HFY cousin.

[@jovif.spemudaindonesia1841]

IT'S FINALLY BACK!

[@ThatOneFlowerEnthusiast]

Oh my god I just noticed that one of the tabs I have open right now is literally a humans are space orcs fanfic on ao3 lmao

[@A207.]

There has been some parts of Geography class that i dont know Im in first year, and i know so far a bit about the atmosphere as well as things that comes with it As i try to relearn some parts if it, i missed out on something known as El Nino, a Phenomena, and bc of the gravity of that phenomenon, i decided to make my own Nerva with a human convo A: Human, i found something called El Nino while rummaging through your old things, what is that H: oh, my school books, yea, that is a Phenomenon, happenes every so 10 years A: what does it do H: its the increase in heat of the surface of the area in the middle of the Passific Ocean, it ultimately causes the ocean current to slightly change A: doesnt that cause.. global issues.. H: it does, tho after it ends, the ocean stabilizes itself back to the original current A: doesnt that also cause some issues H: it does, tho i forgot parts of it A: considering the last human i talked to also mentions messed up shit, im guessing you also have somethign to share H: i do actually, its quite ironic that i remember only the El Nino consequences, the Phenomena causes things like intense heat waves, long autumns, as well a flood and shortage of fish in some places A: and you humans have experienced it... How many times? H: i only know it happened five times in southeast Asia A: at least it causes weather like changes H: oh it effect our economy as well, and it can also cause starvation A: least its small right? H: there is the black plague A: what? H: nothing A: ... H: ... A: Ho- H: more than 75 million total A: Not.... Bad.... H: I guess.... A: ... H: the estimated maximum is 200 million A: i need to leave H: dont worry, it spread through fleas... Which im sure isnt in your home planet A: but it co- H: it could already have infected you... Maybe idk that was more than 500 years ago A: WHY H: couldve been worse A: WE SHOULD'VE BUILT AN ANTI VIRUS BARRIER H: parasites could be possible A: SHUT UP

[@FatteningEevee]

7:33 "I don't think that'd be a wise decision on my part human, I've seen the Vaporeon meme" XD also if people tried to make catboys/girls how.. would that even work...

[@PadmalovaelPriyankadevi-mo7nb]

human: *reading SCP Foundation* Alien: hey human Bright! what is that? Some kind of document? Perhaps a drawing Human: what? No! Its about a foundation. That circles around containing anomalies such as you Aliens: how do you have access to this? Human: because im a Level-5 researcher there assigned to SCP-096 Alien: and what is that necklace you sea and what is "SCP-096" Human: do not reveal any of this (Omg my human OC is Dr. Jack bright/Dr. Shaw)

[@archangel8428]

Nerva finds out about Space Station 13 A: Human, what is this "Space Station 13" game? H: Oh. It's a game about simulating a normal shift on a space station that goes horribly wrong. A: How does it go horribly wrong? H: Well, there's many different ways. Traitors infiltrate, elites try and detonate a nuclear warhead on the ship, revolutionaries try to overthrow the station, a changeling infiltrates, heretics try to gain power via sacrifice, and a blood cult tries to summon Nar'Sie, an eldritch god. A: Can you show me a photo of the "changeling" and "Nar'Sie" please? H: Sure. *human pulls out pictures* A: Oh. Tho- H: *slams on table* DON'T YOU TELL ME THEY ARE REAL. A: Well the crew species, like the plasmamen and mothpeople are real. H: That's not much consolation... A: Would it be much consolation that they are actually much nicer than what they seem? H: Yes.

[@jaimelove1817]

Absolutely need more of this!!!

[@aahhhh101]

4:32 me pondering my orb (I don’t understand the original text)😊

[@Volcano22207]

I also don’t

[@jeremysorejian]

I'm thinking he found a perfectly round stone

[@PastelShark123]

It's a tombstone

[@AlwaysNeverfound]

H:hey there what are you doing? A:what is this thing on your computer that says "steam"? H:oh thats just a platform where we find many entertainment we can play A:i see....whats this game called doom? H:.... A..... H:...best not to open it up

[@chevelle128nobot5]

If space orcs came to earth, we would either have war or best friends. Or both

[@kriptonitegamer777]

A: human I must ask something H: sure what’s up? A: it’s about WW2 H: …. Be very careful about what you ask A: oh do not worry human it’s about the tanks and how ingenious they are for your species at the time. H: oh yea giant metal boxes for assaulting positions and defending troops A: yes very effective -and ingenious thankfully back then the tanks couldn’t float. H: … the British would say otherwise A: WHAT? *some explaining later A: SO THESE BRITISH MAKE TANKS FLOAT IN ORDER TO ATTACK THE GERMANS ON THIS D-DAY??? H: yes A: THAT MUST HAVE BEEN TERRIFYING!!

[@diamondan5721]

A: human? I hear a voice i do not recognize. What did i tell you about bringing other humans? H: what? No, i didn't- A: wait, why is the voice coming from that small box? H: oh, that's my phone. There's not actually a human in there, it's just playing his voice. A: ah, i see. Is this another device for memories? H: no, this one is for entertainment. A: i thought you already had entertainment! Is it not sufficient enough? H: well, all of those other things require some effort, and sometimes i just don't feel like doing much. A: interesting... i suppose i could try it next time i am feeling exhausted. *the next day* A: HUMAN WHO IS THIS P.M. SEYMOUR PERSON AND HOW DID HE GET RECORDINGS OF US? *AND HOW ARE THE VIDEOS DATED BEFORE WE MET?????*

[@roowin0]

i don't understand what "round rock" are they taking about?? at like 4:45

[@PMSeymour]

Gravestone

[@roowin0]

@@PMSeymour oh, thanks!

[@Nosinnik]

18:30 one time it cost over 100 dollars for a dentist to tell me that I didn’t need braces

[@Epic_sans1133]

18:25 BRO IS LEARNING

[@Enderwave22]

2:31 Me, eating a biscuit:“Can confirm.”

[@sergioquintero5981]

12:52 lactose intolerent people take it as a challenge

[@Totellynetasknwaker-qb6vy]

the money one doesnt make sense. the aliens would have some form of money

[@khoipham8303]

*Alien learns about “Anime”:* A: Human, what is that on your screen? H: Oh, I’m watching anime. A: Anime? What is that? H: You remember me explaining manga to you? Anime is pretty much manga but in the form of animated drawings. A: Understandable. I assume the human in this scene has a fictional superpower. H: Yes, she can manipulate electromagnetism and can launch coins at very, very high speed. A: Fascinating, a human Mass Driver then, I’ll check that one out some time. Wait, is that another anime? it says “Boku no Pi”… H: Oh yeah it’s a good series, you should watch it. *2 hours later* A: It’s REDACTED. It will always be REDACTED. What did I expect from humans, peak fiction?… (wait, am I starting to think like them?)

[@vrosx-spythecheesewedge8218]

Glad you're back PMSeymour

[@MikesterReal]

I love these compilations

[@PastelShark123]

Petition to draw this as a comic strip-

[@redraptorx1066]

A: human? H: yeah? A: what are you doing? H: you know how we made what is basically a fluffy dog? A: yes? H: i was given a job to give it some help in it's fight against depression. A: *afraid* don't tell me.... H: it'll have glow in the dark rings to help kids afraid of the dark. A: oh..... and i take it that you'll try and make it "cat like"? H: big time! A: what else do you plan? H: one that smells like autumn... but that's the hard part. A: we just need it to smell like a specific season on earth? H: yes? A: i think i have a way to help with that.

[@yeetmanthe2nd529]

14:37 was that a dbza reference

[@stackup31]

i have never felt so called out. i scold object all the time. well, talk to them at least. like for instance, if i am doing a task, that requires me to balance an improperly balanced item, while using my other hand to grab a different, heavier item, i talk to the improperly balanced item, and simply ask it to not fall over, and then when it does, i say thank you. in addition to the nonchalant, rude how dare you, the human does when the item does something i dont want it to

[@aaronalkor]

10:00 Should also remove Pankration, Chariot Racing, Jousting, Gladiator Fighting, Sword Combat, Fencing, etc.

[@Inventorcoyote]

Well NASA now knows who not to hire as Ambassadors

[@Nerukenshi1233]

Homo Neaderthalis was taller than us, and had larger brains.

[@Number-jh8vr]

4:19 this is either referencing Shoggoths or the fish people and I need to know

[@aaronalkor]

I’m still confused. Why was he crying over a “rounded stone”?

[@dokuganryu1565]

Sentimental value

[@sessharana]

It was a gravestone...

[@omnierror4045]

And people call themselves normal

[@leruetheday377]

We use nearly 100% of our brains at all times just to keep ourselves awake and alive

[@Lucida_Fox]

God I love this and the god/angle series.

[@Cybrex1]

I like this series, where can stories be posted?

[@evannpalma2404]

"I've seen the vaporeon meme"☠️

[@Ryu_D]

Thank you for the video.

[@normallymute0131]

Never let aliens interact with us Aussies, our natural instinct is to not only mock people but gaslight tourists. Soooooo if an alien had questions about say… a drop bear… there would be some terrified aliens.

[@teaedenia4993]

Space orca are back woooohooo

[@smol_robo6146]

WE REACH THE FUNDED GOAL!!! LETS GOOOOOOOO

[@Unapersonaconunmicroscopio]

Drag racing H: Have you heard of this thing called drag racing? A: No… what is it? H: Its about making vehicles travel 1/4 of a mile as fast as possible starting from 0 kilometers per hour A: That sounds amazing! For what purpose is it though? Is it to advance acceleration in vehicles for faster travel? H: … well no A: … then what is it for? H: … well its cool A: why? H: Let me show you … A: I understand…

[@Grid433]

Where can i find more of this?

[@Mella.B]

lol no we use all of our brains, the parts of our brains that go unused shrink and the ones we do grow.

[@thorsndergaardjespersen6897]

PLEASE! MORE!

[@fanfight]

11:32-11:37 -> Aw,cute x3

[@The_real_DIO9]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH YAAAAAAAAA BABY THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR ITS FINALLY BACK

[@coneburger9081]

cant we all agree that 4chan is meth tumblr and tumblr is weed 4chan

[@user-tcf.orv.tsctir]

What’s shed 13

[@elipsis7651]

There's a problem with Humans Are Space Orcs posts that tends to bother me a lot when I see them, and it's that aliens are always baffled by human things, when it's probably likely that they'd have similar things themselves. I understand that aliens wouldn't be very alien if they were exactly like humans and had everything we did, and that weird alien biology and culture could lead them to never having the things humans do, but surely aliens would have some things in common with humans just by virtue of being sentient beings with thoughts and feelings For instance, why wouldn't aliens be familliar with the concept of cooking food? Do they just eat their food raw? Do they never do anything to prepare their food for consumption? And wouldn't aliens also understand the idea of entertainment and fiction? Do you think aliens just never get bored? Or get feelings they want to express in the form of art? Speaking of, a lot of HASO posts tend to treat aliens like they don't have emotions that they act on. Aliens are apparently just cold, unfeeling robots that operate on pure logic.

[@not_irlon18]

There's probably different species out there that do and don't have what we have. That could be the reason. Idk- /gen

[@lizardlover9941]

What was the one at 4:50 about?

[@briannamurray8092]

Yes I missed you you give me serotonin

[@aplanenerdandagamenerd9087]

Give me my support flareon

[@TigreBSO]

does that mean this will stop being shoved in the tumblr binge compilation?

[@ZeroZemial]

i wonder how does the Ailen ract to Mecha games XD

[@thebetterjay6125]

I hope your doing well after the last posts on community tabs and ur other socials

[@frankm.2850]

The ten percent thing isn’t real. It’s basically an urban legend.

[@funnyguy6110]

Humans are so cute

[@TheCreativeType]

3:23 If the first thing you bring up to anyone, alien or not, when talking about Thomas is, that, then you’re officially banned from talking about Thomas. In fact, don’t bring it up ever. Just don’t.

[@ShackleYT]

what is shed 13?

[@GipsyDangerfan]

A horror series, if memory serves right.

[@eisernerrundfunk1]

At 5:00 Am , the Universe made me for no Reason suddenly think about how cool & Funny the antrophomorphical Spaceocs used to be - And there is actually a new Compilation, and im just 4 Months to late, which is not so that late, considering the fact that i basically forgot about for years. Hopefully i´ll find some more after this - TNX 🎈✔ P.S unfortunatly I have no low Control about the subconscious usage of capital Letters, poppin up seamingly random in middle of the Sentence i wrote. in Germany write in such freaky ways, and here is maybe the longest text i´ve ever wrote in english. And as i recognised it, l rather went the whole way down down the alley, and wrote a long explanation to excuse me instead of doing a much faster correction. 😂🤷‍♀ - And my Grammer is crappy too.