Alan Partridge - Lesbians

[@mixelspixels]

Coogan is an absolute Comedy Genius. His timing and delivery spot on.

[@NP-jb6mc]

“Glen, are you a porn legend?” “Well my boyfriend thinks so” 😆

[@JK_Clark]

Hilarious!

[@paulcole5337]

When he drops "men" in there!! 😂😂😂

[@Macho_Fantastico]

"Spare rib ticklers" Cracks me up every time.

[@zakelwe]

I'm now wondering whether Glen Ponder was a name they used just so they could crack that Porn Legend joke in the series. Glend Ponder is an anagram of Porn Legend isn't it ? I can't tell as I'm dyslexic.

[@Nooziterp1]

My favourite isn't in the video. Scissor sisters. From scissoring - google it. A related one is clam jousters. From one of the slang terms for the female genitalia - bearded clam.

[@Dead-Ball-Situation]

Kwik Fit Fitters is mine It's clearly just invented because it rhymes but hilariously, it works 😂

[@Nooziterp1]

@@Dead-Ball-Situation I never thought of that one! How about Tuppence Lickers. Or Rug Munchers.

[@CSavageSr]

This NEVER gets old.

[@Eyoki777]

This is actually funnier than I remembered it being.

[@tomwilmott3426]

i guess at the time we didnt fully understand Alan...

[@Dead-Ball-Situation]

Awesome! you dont get many comedies that match this, but when they come they are pure genius, like this one.

[@scottyfrognsock2396]

I haven't seen this since I was little and it went right over my head back then, now I'm older this is gold

[@kinorspielmann4649]

Brilliant sketch, the scripting and the acting. His voice always reminds me of Frank Bough. Identical speech. The archetypal TV presenter.

[@kurtsoderberg]

the Oldi'e times when i was young, spent years i in England during the 80" 90"s takes me back to what you dont see in swedish tv.

[@DarylBaines]

or on UK TV anymore

[@CSavageSr]

This clip never gets old.

[@raithrover1976]

"Now let's talk about your show ... because I've got to" LMFO

[@paulmorphy6187]

laugh your fucking off?

[@lordcharfield]

@@paulmorphy6187 Lol! I see what you did there! Nicely spotted 👍🏼

[@amcmenemy5647]

Richard Madeley modelled his interviewing technique on Alan Partridge.

[@mrkeogh]

"I don't want to get pinned down in a gay hornets nest!" Underrated line.

[@kennethgiles-nu9dk]

i been gay for 70 years and only just realized i am also severly mentally retarded

[@iconicshrubbery]

​@dogsarentdangerous1195 02:05 the exact quote, for the pernickety...

[@fitfinlay999]

Richard Madeley models himself on Alan 😀

[@MrMrh1958]

MrMrMr Prat!😂

[@roberthemingway9553]

He's made a career out of it..

[@MrBuch169169]

The 17 people who disliked got bogged-down in a gay hornets' nest.

[@JohnSmith-el2nj]

Chris Buchan. Seven years on and it's still happening. There are homophobic bigots who imagine Coogan is speaking up for them, and PC lefty gays who are actually offended by what is so clearly a send-up.

[@RealityCheck6T9]

John Smith people laugh at hearing these names because they're funny. If Coogan was trying to prove a point about homophobia he scored an own goal by getting people laughing at funny names for lesbians.

[@baruchsol]

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[@John-ed2wj]

@@RealityCheck6T9 incorrect. It's clearly gone over your head

[@gwynevans6440]

@@JohnSmith-el2nj I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, but PC Lefty Gays was a fine officer of the law.

[@kjm-ch7jc]

This is so funny and innocently done.

[@alicel8651]

"Are you a porn legend?" "Well, my boyfriend thinks so.."

[@Karl_with_a_K]

He's just doing an impression of Richard Madley.

[@nigelturner3460]

Chris Morris

[@richardcook3310]

or Richard Bacon

[@darrenreid5409]

It's actually Alan Titchmarsh

[@liborsionko]

... a touch of Bob Langley

[@RedRisotto]

Timothy Libbs

[@FiniteRich]

The “glen, are you a porn legend?” line is genius

[@talastra]

The reply is more genius.

[@resnonverba137]

If only presenters were allowed to be honest.

[@RicTic66]

'Spare rib ticklers' 😂

[@philipmason3218]

👋👋 It's June 2021, lock down and this suddenly pops up.

[@ModMokkaMatti]

Wow, you were still locked down in 2021? What kind of fascist regime were you living under?

[@q44444q]

There's a lot of comments saying you couldn't get away with this in modern times. But honestly, I think you could. I'm queer and I think this is bloody hilarious.

[@daysofgrace2934]

absolutely you're not laughing with him, you're laughing at him and his ilk, it's like all these characters e.g. Alf Garnet...

[@BWater-yq3jx]

Except these days it's more about people being offended on behalf of others, that's the issue. PC woke culture. Which is why you don't really see this style around anymore.

[@james-5560]

It's not you (or me), it's people offended on behalf of us

[@makara80]

Given that _context_ is rapidly becoming a dirty word that counts for nowt in certain ideological circles these days I respectfully disagree on the notion that this sort of material (at least in a mainstream show) could still be ‘gotten away with’… On a related note: always amusing to observe those of a demonstrably leftwing disposition feeling compelled to inform the rest of us exactly what they found funny and why. The _guilt_ they feel for laughing at ‘edgy’ humour is palpable. ;)

[@MrMyers758]

@@BWater-yq3jx I mean you do see this style around. Partridge is still around, and still him being uncomfortable and unable to talk about queer subjects is the butt of jokes.

[@HarrySharry18]

Lez-be-friends ahahaha classic XD

[@aisrarttech]

"Don't want to get bogged down in a gay hornet's nest..."🤣

[@doublepick]

I was Rebecca Front’s bass player in her cabaret routine at university - she was a star even then...

[@doublepick]

@@stephendonlon3199 Sure was - In the Oxford University Revue. Armando Iannucci wrote some of the sketches. Patrick Marber was around at the time as well. Jon Magnusson, who went on to be produce Graham Norton’s shows, played the piano in it. It was a long time ago but what people don’t know is she has a beautiful singing voice (see sang a couple of times on Alan Partridge but more as a parody). Why she hasn’t been in musicals is beyond me...

[@Farweasel]

Stuart Cowley (Said) "I was Rebecca Front's bass player" That's the most obsecure double-entendre I've come across in months. But, if I'm honest, its kind of catchy too

[@lovelystuff1562]

I was Molly Sugdens Bridesmaid...but I don't like talking about it.

[@doublepick]

@@lovelystuff1562 Well obviously - thanks for sharing...

[@ElectronicazMusic]

@@doublepick Have you heard her radio 4 show "Shush!" ? Absolutley brilliant.

[@pieries]

"spare rib ticklers, cat flaps"...that was just over the top for me....lol!

[@Hannah1340]

Alan Partridge is a pure genius

[@joesoap81]

''Baggage Handlers''

[@diggintheblueswithaparrot1329]

billybob thornton 🤣🤣🤣

[@krilin31]

Yeah, Alan Partridge is awesome. I'm Alan Partridge is one of my favorite (favourite? :/) shows of all time.

[@importantname]

insults best dealt with higher quality insults

[@martinstent5339]

"Just names.", "That you and the guys thought up in the office?" "We didn't make them ALL up!"

[@naveedrafiq7923]

Knowing Me Knowing You With Alan Partridge Episode 6 On Friday 21st October 1994 On BBC2

[@jonsummers9302]

The usual you know , minge biters , anchovy bay cammandos , bat wing chin bumpers , blue pearl nose divers and so forth.

[@TheresaPowers]

Hilarious.

[@PenisMcWhirtar]

I really like the lady in the glasses. She's beautiful. One day, she's going to be my wife.

[@Sheriff_GrimLaw]

Todger dodgers. Gap lappers. x

[@visionist7]

Lebanons

[@jimmyfitz8168]

clam nibblers and fanny noshers.

[@naturalbornchiller158]

Don't wanna get bogged down it that gay hornets nest 😂

[@strappaplank6017]

utterly superb writing and acting

[@firedragonosis]

You definitely could get away with this today because the butt of the joke is obviously Partridge as a character

[@theeverchosen1504]

Sadly quite a few people who watch Alan Partridge aren't aware you're supposed to be laughing at him, not with him

[@makara80]

As with pretty much every _Al Murray_ video it’s always amusing to observe those who feel compelled to explain/virtue signal to everyone else precisely what they found funny and why. ;) Even better when they also conceitedly declare their fellow commenters incapable of grasping the concept of satire, despite offering zero evidence… Comrades, if you essentially _apologise_ for the crime of finding comedy funny, there’s something wrong with you. 🙂

[@Lewiss7423]

Somebody would be offended that the actresses weren't lesbians and were taking the work away from real lesbians.

[@shirleymental4189]

@@theeverchosen1504 I'm laughing with him.

[@sonicdiablo8968]

Context doesn't matter to the kind of people who would complain about it.

[@alanmalcheski8882]

he forgot fur traders.

[@alanmalcheski8882]

ali ray at least I'm not a LIAR, ay?

[@aliray1165]

Alan Malcheski haha good one x-D

[@ultimateempress1739]

EW hahaha

[@gordonmonaghan133]

What about Slot Sluicers, Lettuce Lunchers, Trucheon Mittens, Yeast Munchers, Flute Tuners and Sump Cavers?

[@BWater-yq3jx]

Def gonna use that 😄

[@D1CE579]

This was where Partridge was at his worse.. or best!😂

[@craignightingale8022]

Is that Doon Mackichan (sic?) playing Front's partner? The 90's, man! Also just realised that in my memory I had this sketch mixed up with Alexei Sayle's "menstrual cycles".

[@bobgreen8142]

Yes that is Doon McKichan

[@EpicJonT]

She’s an absolute legend.

[@euanscotland]

I'd love an Alan Partridge tie and badge combination set.

[@robdean704]

Partridge in Paris when he does a fashion segment is just outstanding

[@isee7668]

@@simond7225 the housing perished.

[@ZeNoodle]

well, I don't know about the rest of my country, but I think he's hillarious.

[@toucheturtle3840]

How they kept a straight face doing this makes the mind boggle😂😂😂

[@deanlowdon8381]

I don’t think they did!

[@toucheturtle3840]

@@deanlowdon8381 would love to see the outtakes😂

[@gwynevans6440]

I don't want to get bogged down in that whole "Gay Hornet's Nest." - Alan Gordon Partridge (TV Quick Magazine's Man of the moment1993)

[@robsmithracing]

That reminds me , I really must get some fishfingers on my way home.

[@cabbageswithcars9532]

great stuff from the time when everyone took the piss out of eachother and nobody gave a toss , im going to be this way till i die .

[@AmazinglyGayPhil]

Same see you in jail buddy.

[@brucekilby9957]

It's not politically correct no more,but Alan is the master of being rude and not knowing it and he looks cute. Even now,speaking honestly is all most against the law and the truly honest people in the public eye have all died. 🍻🍸

[@brucekilby9957]

@@cabbageswithcars9532 Hello, We think the same,it's not rude to say things that are honest,not insulting,that's different,it's more everything has to be perfect,nothing out of verbal place, which is tiresome,when you know perfectly well that a person you know is speaking with someone they can't stand,or one uses old terms and no one knows what the F your talking about and in away it's part I think of why general conversation is dying a slow death and we have to say the exact right thing to someone we don't have to impress,so we're nice and PC.

[@dp-sr1fd]

Who do we blame for the woke Taliban nowadays. Ourselves of course for putting up with it. Nobody in television has the balls to confront these arseholes like Eddie Izzard who decides to be female when he wants to. Just what sort of a "woman's day" is he having. A heavy period day, a post natal depression day or a bad menopausal day. No, he is just a bloke with a fucking frock on trying to get some attention.

[@talastra]

@@dp-sr1fd Perhaps, but he's funny, you see.

[@TechTVusa]

I live in the USA but I like British humor at times.

[@funkyalfonso]

Tech TV usa At times? How kind of you.

[@TechTVusa]

@@funkyalfonso On PBS we could get Monty Python, Are you Being Served, Benny Hill and a few other British comedies. We also got Dr. Who on PBS. That being said we did not get many British shows.

[@jdp18]

LOL! The amount of people who thought this was a real chat show always ceases to amaze me

[@jhferu]

​@@RR1-gn2hvI think they had it right the first time😂 I'm never amazed by the stupidity I see

[@shmookins]

The title alone is hilarious.

[@russells.3864]

Humorous video, I enjoy British humor!

[@Anfubvinch]

"Spare rib tickler", genius

[@brendanyoung282]

Funny from start to finish. Coogan is a genius !

[@spokest]

Partridge is more Gary Lineker than I ever realised

[@MrDaiseymay]

GLEN PONDA 'WELL MY BOYFRIEND THINK'S I---

[@roverchap]

Rebecca Front, with the long hair - what a beautiful woman. Ouch!

[@horniebytch]

A naturally charming and quick-witted character.

[@imcallingjapan2178]

You didn't understand this at all

[@frankshailes3205]

Probably means Rebecca Front's character.

[@seagers_studio]

the funniest list of words-for-lesbians ever

[@MrDaiseymay]

AND THAT'S NOT ALL

[@CVPTV]

Awesome clip!

[@jfakoggl]

Nice educational clip to help me broaden my vocabulary!

[@vestibulate]

I never tire of the "you couldn't get away with this sort of comedy today" comments that appear every time material from earlier decades is posted. I'm going to search for a filmed staging of Aristophanes' "The Clouds" and log in with the same lament. All this PC rubbish is ruining the good old Attic joke fests that were so popular before everyone became frightened of speaking his mind. I mean seriously- Πήραν τη διασκέδαση από όλα.

[@philmcdonald4778]

"It's the Greeks caused all this gayness"....quote from Father Ted (racist episode)

[@deanpd3402]

There is a new wave of non PC comedy around the place.

[@vestibulate]

@@bfc3057 Yes, I did, and it was rubbish. Aristophanes should have demanded his name be removed from the credits. Some of the best gags were cut, so as not to offend the egghead crowd. Nothing like the good old rock em sock em Babylonian pantomimes. And don't get me started on Ninevah. Bernard Manning was from there- did you know that? Fantastic sense of humour they had- anything goes. Too bad it went. But that's the effect Jeremy Corbyn has had on this country. Tragic, really. When you think about it. But that's another problem. These days, people tend to over-analyse everything. Why cant they just etc. etc.

[@Zorg2006]

'well my boyfriend thinks so'

[@Face44445]

'Yeah, alright, I don't want to get bogged down in the whole gay hornet's nest'

[@wroot1]

Bogged down in a gay hornets' nest

[@DrewBaker]

@duguk If this is in reference to his recent article, he explains quite clearly about the fact that, Alan is a character and if you take what he says seriously you're missing the point. In this scene we are laughing at the close minded, bigoted attitude of Partridge, Steve himself is in no way condoning sexism, in fact quite the opposite.

[@MrDaiseymay]

ARE YOU HIS BOYFRIEND?

[@pamthrelfall5017]

Rug munched haha

[@Farweasel]

(a) You're right. (b) He still made it hilarious. (c) What he did with his staff during lockdown didn't help his reputation much.

[@mrkimble2618]

Trouser bandit.

[@Vingul]

Wow Andrew, what a big brained take.

[@janetclaireSays]

He looks like a teenager here!

[@GlennHolmesLA]

comedy is comedy, simple as that, anyone offended by this needs a head check

[@pdvmorris1]

ayup, so just slap on some blackface and just them laugh at me doing this now me! After all the U.K. now has a completely racist government elected on the bigoted, xenophobia agenda of Brexit -- hurrah comedy was so funny in the 1830's before all that silly abolish slavery garbage ruined it. Make Comedy Great Again hats now available in the lobby next to the Mussolini mugs and the Poofter Joke books!

[@brianlee5702]

I'm offended by this, Glen, in that it's total twaddle trying to represent itself as comedy. If anyone needs a head check it's those who find this sort of garbage in any way funny.

[@chirpywiggins5796]

It’s hilarious -and I have 2 Lesbian friends who also think so! If you’re offended, tough tits ! Go read the Guardian and take the knee in a corner somewhere 😂👊

[@GlennHolmesLA]

@@chirpywiggins5796 exactly, glad they find it funny too, that's amazing

[@GlennHolmesLA]

@@brianlee5702 why you on here then if you're offended by it?

[@CSavageSr]

Gay hornets nest...F***ing hilarious!!! Genius. His success in America has been spotty so far but maybe if the rumors are true and he does an Alan Partridge movie he will break through. He deserves to because he is a funny, clever man.

[@jamesmcgurk9153]

Man's a genius

[@mrhob6355]

Alan falling on his own sword . . But he did bounce back ... All hail the Alan .

[@CSavageSr]

Anyway, this clip is 100% comedy genius.

[@paulmanners1364]

Amazing

[@prabhakarrao4922]

Bloody brilliant

[@Twirlyhead]

Chicken and egg. They wrote him as "Porn Legend" and then anagrammed a name from that. These writers and their little tricks.

[@mustafa1name]

Funny names for writers, are they related in any way?

[@Skank_and_Gutterboy]

He forgot licker license.

[@vincenthey4736]

Very Clever but I'm thinking not much chance of that going to Air Now.

[@bellinghammond]

more's the pity...we can thank the globalist left for that giant detour into dour humorlessness

[@clanofxymox766]

This is hilarious but he’s not being used to me anymore and it’s funny 😂😂😂😂!!

[@musicmanz15]

I'm American and I can admit British shows are much more funny than most of the ones we make today.

[@rooroo9216]

To be fair this is an older one, so the same can be said of our shows today

[@musicmanz15]

@@rooroo9216 oh I was 17 when I posted this and was in that pessimistic "I'm too good for stuff around me" phase

[@rooroo9216]

@@musicmanz15 oh no worries xD yeah we’ve all been there lol

[@jimlassen9422]

Interesting point. Our Brit humour can be sarcastic at times and may not translate properly to other countries. Take Fawlty Towers with John Cleese or Blackadder with Rowan Aktinson as example. 67 year old Jim L here in the UK.

[@CSavageSr]

This clip should be in the Smithstonian or on an interstellar probe or something as an example of Earth humor. It's FUNNY!!!

[@jonnywose2528]

I still use 'dont wanna get bogged down in that hornet's nest' probably every day

[@notacaulkhead]

I wonder if people realise Alan Partridge is satire and meant to be hated... I don’t think anyone told Matt Hancock.

[@CSavageSr]

I am enjoying your argument xxx and dowling, please don't stop.

[@kristinawashington1773]

excellent. Thank you for sharing. 🙂

[@jayellis2939]

Interesting comic. Looking foward to see him in the Laurel and Hardy movie

[@johnjamesflashman6856]

Two lovely women behaving like the ladies they are.

[@jumpingjacks5558]

This is hilarious

[@jonathanadams3944]

Love the Brits humor. Funny!!!

[@RobMorganest1983]

Lost luggage fml 🤣🤣🤣

[@Mark-nz9ek]

No surely its Richard Madeley

[@sitcorocket]

Only just seen this.... So funny.

[@user-tf9fh4sy4c]

listen to the original radio series of KMKYWAP its just as good.

[@Svatopluk]

A true master.

[@jonelson1983]

Sadly, given that everyone now is so scared of offending anyone, this show probably wouldn't be made with sketches like this..

[@Isalukich]

PC "culture" is killing comedy sadly, or trying to at least. Luckily there are enough sensible ppl out there still for that not to happen, imo.

[@noelmajers6369]

Alan Partridge is a spoof character and he is spoofing male attitudes to gay women, not condoning them. I think parody is still allowed. Mind you years ago we had in the UK a show called Till Death Do Us Part which had a deeply racist character, Alf Garnett, played by the superb Warren Mitchell (who in real life was Jewish). The trouble with that show was that Warren played the racist Garnet so straight that many people didn't't realise it was parody and many racists emulated him rather that realising it was a piss take. I do wonder though if some people watching this clip think Alan Partridge is real...

[@jonelson1983]

@@noelmajers6369 I know about 'Till death'....I am English, and in the UK...

[@vestibulate]

Jon Elson You'll just have to soldier on alone in a world blighted by fear and political correctness gone mad.

[@TheIkaraCult]

Ironically your comment is exactly the kind of the Patridge would say... curious that eh...

[@gregoryruyvaert9265]

I honestly think these women are doing great. Alan is getting some easy laughs at their expense, but they keep their cool and even tease him back. That is amazingly strong.

[@ShahidKhan-ke8fe]

they're both actors. Rebecca Front and Doon Mackian.

[@normanboyes4983]

😂

[@chasbodaniels1744]

I’ve given myself a headache from slapping my forehead in disbelief. OP = clueless

[@deanodog3667]

Dick ! Lolololol...

[@eisbeinGermany]

@@brianwindus

[@renhoek3851]

The make-up and dress to make Rebecca and Doon lesbians is pretty funny. Mary Beard and Germaine Greer vibes going on there

[@dirtyzombie2197]

Wish I could go back to those days when we could say just whatever the fuck we wanted

[@RandomTask]

racist oath? is that when MAGA people swear allegiance to Trump?

[@davidcoullie]

i dont want to get bogged down in that whole gay hornets nest. Brilliant!!!

[@maryconnolly5581]

Was this improvised? If so these ladies are quick as hell lol

[@johntynan8161]

Ahhh back in the day

[@whoknew2273]

Alan been Alan funnier then the watered down version on the Beeb

[@chrissanders1027]

But this was shown on the beeb

[@JuniorCampbellmusic]

This IS is Richard Madeley

[@JigsawKiller1994]

LEFT LUGGAGE

[@flexibilitymanager]

i don't get it

[@awkwardcultism]

After all the girls who could get boyfriends did, they were what was left.