If you like incompetent husbands and persistent demons, then you'll love this full movie reaction to Paranormal Activity 2!
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@BrandtsBoys7 ай бұрын
"She might have died on purpose to get away from that man" LMAO I nearly spit my drink out
@thecinemawithjames7 ай бұрын
Lmfao that moment was so good I about did the same
@indirabela12307 ай бұрын
I had to pause mid reaction to see if anyone had commented on this 😄The other LOL moment...we already been through this go and watch Paranormal Activity 1 😆
@PaladinesAngel7 ай бұрын
That was HILARIOUS!! And also AMEN!! 😂
@kory_misun6 ай бұрын
If I had a drink, it would've been gone, far away and over the rainbow.
@salemluna95337 ай бұрын
"I'm not saying he deserved it, but Gods' timing is always right." STOP LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
@fableSimmer7 ай бұрын
"And y'all gonna be stuffing your faces with unlimited soup, salad, and bread sticks while your children are in PERIL." Never a dull moment. 🤣🤣🤣 The constant love and cheering for Martine and the Dog and how they're basically trying to protect/raise the baby, so real lmao.
@triceyg20147 ай бұрын
This took me ALLL the way out!😂😂
@keimtheactor18657 ай бұрын
Her comebacks NEVER flop 💀🤣 she got smoke for ANY character lmao
@delsongreene87707 ай бұрын
Has me dying every time she says something!
@d.eliiii7 ай бұрын
Literally! Hahaha no character is safe from her sharp wit! Love that for us 😂😂
@rickyruss9265 ай бұрын
Just the men.
@rileybidwell6 ай бұрын
“Just because your momma doesn’t have necrotizing fasciitis doesn’t mean I’m not haunted” has GOT to be in my top 10 quotes on KZbin😂
@Billz420806 ай бұрын
I really had to pause and run it back just to hear it again
@WB-H7 ай бұрын
I knew Daniel was about to be read to filth when she came in still harboring resentment towards Micah 😂😂 I remember Daniel made Micah look like a godsend to me 🤣
@shakycam37 ай бұрын
I remember the entire theater cheering when Martine came back. Lol. Also, I am going to continue to recommend “Malignant” until you watch it.
@clarerichardson87707 ай бұрын
oh my god why would you do our girl this dirty (I'm cracking up, it'd be AMAZING)
@shakycam37 ай бұрын
@@clarerichardson8770 I am telling you it would be stunning. One of the ultimate insane twists in a movie that’s so crazy you can’t do much of anything but freak out. I know I did.
@brandonsamuels64577 ай бұрын
Yes, Malignant is crazy, next level deranged shenanigans. There needs to be a sequel asap.
@goofymermaid7 ай бұрын
I would love for Alanda to experience Malignant. The film is wonderfully absurd and campy. It’s my favorite James Wan movie 😊
@MissBimbo2227 ай бұрын
@@clarerichardson8770 lmfao that movie is so crazy 😂
@NickiraFierce7 ай бұрын
The kitchen jump scare is one of my all-time favorite jump scares. You know something is probably gonna happen, but you can NOT prepare for that!
@grydon642222 күн бұрын
Actually it is so great because you *don’t* expect it at all as it was a day scene and nothing big usually happened during a day. I remember that the whole theather literally jumped in a wave and I almost f** died to it lmao, so good
“Are you gonna eat him like a snake?” So we’re all still scarred from Debbie Logan? 😂
@the_petty_crocker6 ай бұрын
Big Deborah lives in my mind rent-free, the freeloading heifer.
@SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS6 ай бұрын
Forever.
@PB_and_Jenny6 ай бұрын
@@SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS😂😂
@cemileoe6 ай бұрын
You mean big debbie 😂😂
@PB_and_Jenny6 ай бұрын
@@cemileoe Big Deborah 😂😂😂 I love Zzavid
@enitacehic6 ай бұрын
"Like Micah's dead ass" 😂😂😂
@jordanharrison11136 ай бұрын
Alanda saying about Micah “no it’s not funny…what happened to him isn’t funny…I promise” through FITS of laughter has just sent me 😂
@juliant7 ай бұрын
It's official. If I ever move to a quiet area, I'm owning several dogs and at least one cat. The Egyptians used cats to ward off evil.
@lucianaromulus14087 ай бұрын
Cats are Gods 😊
@SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS6 ай бұрын
Batset is your best bet. BELIEVE IT.
@genesisstanley81637 ай бұрын
Every time Alanda said that “we gotta protect the baby” I was like “don’t forget the dog!! We gotta protect the dog cuz the animals in scary movies always be dying and paying the prices for the stupid actions and stupidity of their owners when they be trying to warn them🙄😭”
@BaddieWithCatsАй бұрын
Babies first
@robbiecook65307 ай бұрын
It always surprises me that this one and the previous film were all happening at the same time. So that demon has been super busy terrorising two separate households all at once.
@miamarino33925 күн бұрын
this is 60 days before the events of the first movie
@allisonhunter10637 ай бұрын
Girl, one of my favorite things about watching scary movies is reminding myself that no matter what insanity I've dealt with that day, no one has tried to murder ME with a chainsaw... And THAT counts for something!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@LiamDalley-jd1kc7 ай бұрын
(Baby cries in terror) “THE BABY!” That made me laugh so hard
@joegiese10407 ай бұрын
“What? Are you gonna eat him like a SNAKE??!” LOVE the Deborah Logan reference!!
@prettykit47 ай бұрын
“Unlimited soup, salad and breadsticks!!”?💀💀💀💀💀
@haiyez7 ай бұрын
Alanda describing the one she’s previously seen: “I feel like a child was flung” 😂😂😂😂 We all know the scene you are talking about.
@jordanharrison11136 ай бұрын
Lmao! Could you tell me? I’m not sure which movie it is or are we not saying? 😂
@haiyez6 ай бұрын
@@jordanharrison1113 it’s in the third one
@ashtond63907 ай бұрын
Like this video, y'all! Give Queen Alanda all the love 😊❤️
@AlandaParker7 ай бұрын
🥰🥰
@marlainalindsey32797 ай бұрын
Miss Alanda your reactions make my day as y❤❤❤
@bloodmoon15867 ай бұрын
Absolutely! ❤❤
@MultiKat126 ай бұрын
“What if somebody did pop out then what , you’re gonna throw your fucking baby at it?” Lmao that had me laughing so damn hard ! 🤣🤣🤣
@final_queer7 ай бұрын
This franchise is truly unhinged. I can't wait for u to get to The Marked Ones!
@LetsTalkAboutItPodcast257 ай бұрын
I think the mark one is the best out of the franchise
@final_queer7 ай бұрын
@@LetsTalkAboutItPodcast25 it's definitely my favorite!
@BrandonJames20167 ай бұрын
I don’t like the marked ones but it’s not as bad as ghost dimension
@juantoro1687 ай бұрын
@@LetsTalkAboutItPodcast25 same! I hope she watches the unrated version of the marked ones that has them go to the church at night with a black mirror
@238Brotherhood7 ай бұрын
The marked ones was terrible😭 after like the 3rd the series got worse and repetitive
@scarlettmi7 ай бұрын
So glad you’re watching this series. The next Paranormal Activity has one of my favourite camera setups. The tension lives rent free in my head and I can’t wait for you to react to it.
@Oklahomie957 ай бұрын
The oscillating camera? So good 😭
@richardperez72057 ай бұрын
It's the way Micah is a saint compared to Daniel, like dear god. I watched 2 in prep for your reaction, so now I guess I'll run back to Max to watch 3 so I can be ready! Great to see you girl, and LOVE the JoJo stanning!
@paulinekeown24727 ай бұрын
The male in part 3 is great and nothing like Micah or Daniel, thankfully.
@sleepyxhollow7 ай бұрын
@@paulinekeown2472 Absolutely I didn't want him to die, he really cared about the girls and wanted to find a way to stop it.
@CorinaStadler7 ай бұрын
15:31 "That is so foul" Don't you mean....fowl? I'll see myself out.
@momakesvids57047 ай бұрын
when alanda said “hello my angels 😇 “ i felt that 🥰🥰🥰 also the thing in the pool is a vacuum to help keep the pool clean:)
@danthaman157 ай бұрын
I hope you feel better. It's funny in a way that horror movies during these times in our life give a weird sense of comfort. Florence Welch said in an interview that during and after quarantine, she hated watching "happy" things when in dark times and found horror films like therapy.
@ficialintelligence18696 ай бұрын
Two months later, and Alanda's _still_ got words for Mika. LOL.
@bandgeeksings95077 ай бұрын
I literally screamed when you mentioned Anxiety by Jojo. That song eats fr
@mattyh24647 ай бұрын
That seen in the kitchen with all the doors opening…that had me fleeing from the cinema is if the rent was due!
@jamesward38597 ай бұрын
You know a thriller I think you would really like, What Lies Beneath starring Michelle Pfeiffer and Harrison Ford, directed by Robert Zemeckis, it’s definitely right up your alley
@SprightlyValentino6 ай бұрын
*the dad handles a dead bird with tongs* "That is so fowl." Girl, did you just? 🤣
@MsSASSILYLilOrphandAnGelA7 ай бұрын
Hiiiiii, I know you probably won't see this but I just wanted to say thank you. Even if you don't know this, you've helped me so many times. This video is helping me escape from reality. My brother was killed in Aug 2022 and on Monday, I had to submit a Victim Impact Statement for their judge to read before she decides how many years she will give the murderer. My brother was murdered in cold blood as he ran away and left to die. Next week on Valentines day, I will learn if the judge will give him anywhere from 5-45 years for his crime.
@kitsalmonovitch69787 ай бұрын
I’m so sorry and I hope everything goes well.
@MsSASSILYLilOrphandAnGelA6 ай бұрын
@@kitsalmonovitch6978 thank you 🙏🏻
@mateohere50257 ай бұрын
I needed this video after today… Also if you saw a haunting with two little girls that’s the third one, the fourth one follows a blonde girl’s family that’s played by Katheryn Newton from Freaky, the fifth one follows a Latino family.
@Bambijae7 ай бұрын
You make me so happy. Thank you so much for your time, presence, and laugh.
@BrandonJames20167 ай бұрын
I thought this was a great sequel to the original. The practical work was even better especially that kitchen jumpscare. Than to find out this movie takes place before, during, and after the events of the first movie where they transferred the demon to Katie only to end up having possessed Katie come kill the parents and taking the baby. So excited whenever you watch part 3 for me my favorite of the franchise and the one that traumatized me when I was a kid scared tf out of me. Even on rewatch for the first time in years it scared me. The moment you said you remembered a girl was flung I knew exactly which of these movies you watched and it’s the 3rd movie.
@skylarberry37547 ай бұрын
I am sitting here, day 6 of the worst flu sickness of my entire life and Alanda comes through !!! Yesssssss thank you !!!! I'm excited for you to keep watching these because the way they all wind together is actually kinda fun
@nikkisatchel46997 ай бұрын
the thing in the pool is called a skimmer...it cleans debris out the water
@Tubularmydude7 ай бұрын
Just started the video and am still at the intro, but I just have to say-I’m sorry you’re struggling atm Alanda, and I’m praying for good things in your near future!! You’ve always seemed like such a kind soul and me and I’m sure the vast majority of your subscribers wish for nothing but the best for you!! You got this girly! 👏🙌💖
@trustworthyform6 ай бұрын
"YOU'RE NOT A FATHER!! YOU'RE NOT A HUSBANDDD!!!" like fr.
@tjfrizzi59657 ай бұрын
Do your best. Be strong. Cut an album cuz that voice is IT!
@anonymousboy47126 ай бұрын
Alanda you are genuinely the only react channel I can watch without skipping any part of the video! You are so entertaining and I am genuinely so thankful I found your channel! Keep up with the content because you are so appreciated!! ❤
@a-supernova-girl7 ай бұрын
This week has been...really bad, on the verge of enraging in my personal circumstances, so I'm especially happy to have a video from you tonight 💙💙💙
@brittellen087 ай бұрын
You should definitely watch some Steven King films, too. Like Storm of the Century, Christine, or Cujo.
@nefariousteens6 ай бұрын
Alanda cackling at "60 days til Micah’s death" took me outtttt 😭🤣
@shxnyst6 ай бұрын
FUN FACT: The scene in the kitchen when everything ''explose'' was actually a prank on the actress, so her reaction is her real reaction :)
@Duh_D_Rexx7 ай бұрын
Time for Fun Facts: This is the first Paranormal Activity I worked in theaters for. We had a position called “Theater Checker” in which I would go in to make sure everything was cool. When I did this it was during the scene where the mom got dragged & when she first gets knocked down I yell out, “Oh! Bitch went down!” to which the entire theater could hear me & laughed.
@Dres-life7 ай бұрын
Absolutely love your intros, I'm going through a rough time too and your videos brighten my day!
@TheLooneLayer7 ай бұрын
Hey girl, love you see coming for every character on the movie 😂😂😂 Hope you’re feeling better and your anxiety doesn’t get in the way to have a nice day. Love your reactions girl🖤
@kharma77557 ай бұрын
Alanda, I hope life eases up a bit for you soon... You're good people and your reaction definitely brightened my day. Super stoked for when you check out PA3. It's my fave 😍
@boopbeep87 ай бұрын
this is the last time you'll ever see that double tank top lmaooo
@terranceporter26447 ай бұрын
28:45 This scene was hilarious in the theater when it happened. 😂
@xleandrax7 ай бұрын
Katie is the goat in this movie series 🙌🏾
@joannesuzieburlison71287 ай бұрын
its a pool cleaner. a demonic pool cleaner 🙂
@CrackerPhobic-7 ай бұрын
i really love and appreciate your talks in the beginning, i just ended a long term relationship and your inspirational talk cheered me up❤❤
@Cupo6667 ай бұрын
The exploding kitchen is such a good set piece!!!
@GetWellSoonR.E.M.7 ай бұрын
BLESS YOU OMG I’M SO GLAD YOU’RE WATCHING THIS SERIES
@joannesuzieburlison71287 ай бұрын
I have the flu and tonsillitis and had to go to the ER, this is my reward for doing so. I hope you are ok.
@grahmhayden7 ай бұрын
Anytime I’m feeling down I will go to your videos and watch some of the scream rewatches just because you always react how I would thank you for still putting videos out even when things are tough going in life.
@patrickkelley27357 ай бұрын
I'm hoping your hard times get easier. I hope you find happiness and peace. I pray good things are around the corner.
@notyouraveragebear93267 ай бұрын
I’m totally with you on calling the men out on their dismissal and DEFINITELY this movie where every member of the family should have BEEN checked the cameras before it got super bad(GOD that annoyed me.) But I must say, we gotta be real here. MOST family’s are not superstitious or believe in ghost and demons naturally. So it’s a little unfair to say, atleast during the first half of the movies, that the men are bad husbands/dads/fiancés. They’re just normal. If I came in my house seeing my house care taker smoking sage everywhere without my prior consent around my new born, I’m upset too. It’s just not realistic to expect these “head of households” to instantly believe in demons and ghost before just dismissing it as a coincidence first. BUT I will say again, not looking at the cameras YOU had installed because of a real life burglary is WILD!!! Also, yes. After being proven that my wife is possessed and the caretaker that knows better says the only way to save MY family is to push it to another family member, best believe that’s what we doing! Lol I’m sorry but it’s going to the most ANNOYING cousin n law 😂😂😂
@Atem_in_the_streets6 ай бұрын
Alanda Quote of the Week: "Y'all gonna be stuffing ya faces with unlimited soup, salad and bread sticks while ya children are in peril!"
@MiyaoMeow5887 ай бұрын
I'd love to see a reaction to The Blackcoat's Daughter (2017)! There's been a lot of buzz about an upcoming movie later this summer called Longlegs, and it may or may not have a connection to the director's previous work. Longlegs is gonna be a must see, but getting familiar with his previous work might not be a bad idea!
@clarerichardson87707 ай бұрын
I was totally hypnotized by the Longlegs trailer and now I'm so pleased to know there's something else to tide me over while I wait! Thanks for this!
@anthonyspivey55926 ай бұрын
Mannnn it’s a year later and i still LOVE watching moving with you ! Thank you so much for being so awesome
@candicelynnH7 ай бұрын
This movie still gets to me. First time I watched it we tried to tell the guy who brought it over the apartment was haunted. He kinda made fun of us so we gave in and half way through he paused the movie and told us to stop messing with him. We were confused but as we sat quietly we heard laughing in my bedroom. Still have nightmares about that place. The reason you close everything back, pick everything up, and just go back to sleep is because you know you can't just leave immediately due to rental agreements or mortgages etc. so you try to stay calm and hope that makes it settle down until you can leave. Eventually you just get so worn down it becomes a norm.
@lucaswoody15136 ай бұрын
Loved this reaction 😂 I need you to see The Talented Mr. Ripley!
@shakycam37 ай бұрын
You are a fantastic singer!
@misscryptoria7 ай бұрын
I hope whatever's troubling you gets better soon. Love you, Babe!
@joannesuzieburlison71287 ай бұрын
Latina ladies know what's going on. They do that here too, (I'm in EC), they will bless you at the market. And that husband is an awful person, awful.
@daijahw7 ай бұрын
the trying not to think about it ep by jojo is a sad bop 😂
@sighbatsu7 ай бұрын
As someone who's seen two of these movies...I have no recollection of many things that happened throughout this franchise. Anyway, great video as always hopefully you get through whatever it is that's been troubling you
@slonmish6 ай бұрын
I hope your life improves, and you're content with the level of comfort. Didn't know you could sing that well!
@TheBeautifulBecs7 ай бұрын
Alandaaaaaa I was literally about to put my phone down and go to sleep and then I get this notification. 😩 Ah well, who needs sleep lol
@goldernbtatenun7 ай бұрын
Alanda's natural (and rightful) aversion to the husbands of paranormal activity series is on point!! i swear it is the 3rd one you're thinking of or possibly not paranormal activity! thats the only one I've seen when it came out & spooked me as a preteen. (also a side but I'd hope you might enjoy a reaction to the 2nd Candyman for no babies get harmed if nothing else, but personally thought it continued the story well)
@RamboA174 ай бұрын
I love your reactions lmao “oh Micah you’re knockin on hells gate” 🤣🤣
@horimo89207 ай бұрын
The first time I watched this I seriously thought the husband was like serial killer or something!
@capril127 ай бұрын
So excited for this!! I hope you watch the next one soon. It's been a while since I've seen them all but I remember really enjoying it.
@indigoace2616 ай бұрын
You bring me joy watching these reactions so, I hope you get through the rough and come out the other end just as happy. Thanks as always for sharing.
@stilesstilinski96407 ай бұрын
this, the witch one and the dimensional one were probably the most disturbing, (but as a horror fanatic I lived!)
@M3Niki7 ай бұрын
You are just the person I needed tonight. Its been a rough day, lets all relax and have a few scares and laughs w/our girl😌
@shawnhall97927 ай бұрын
Yassss gurl I been waiting for what it feels like an eternity I'm gon sip and eat my dinner while enjoying this
@mikelows19887 ай бұрын
Not me watching this movie at 11pm
@LetsTalkAboutItPodcast257 ай бұрын
10:30pm
@Jage247 ай бұрын
Haven’t even watched the full video but I wanna say you deserve the best, you’ve been through your worst days and you can get through this, and sending you love and light ❤️
@lucasdoss95466 ай бұрын
“The baby is already concerned” lmaooo
@shivareewaltz7 ай бұрын
If you get to the "spin off" "The Marked Ones", try to watch the uncut version..
@craig83577 ай бұрын
Yay been waiting for you to post this, hope you liked it. I prefer this one to the first one. 😊
@santanamariedarjes73636 ай бұрын
I sincerely hope you continue this series! It gets better and more interesting the further you go.
@lightsupswift7 ай бұрын
I always get so excited when you upload! You are so sweet and funny
@migobaerga7 ай бұрын
Girl. I saw the 3rd in theaters with my friends……… DAMN what an experience. Lmao when I say we were HOLLERING! I love you Girl
@mattiag.70067 ай бұрын
I’ve never seen the sequels of this franchise because I didn’t like the first one, but I’m gonna watch the second one so that I can watch this video. SUGGESTIONS: Urban Legend 2 (2000) My Bloody Valentine (2009) House of Wax (2005) Friday the 13th part V (1985) Wrong Turn 2 (2007) The Others (2001) Insidious: Chapter 3 (2015) The Conjuring (2013) Love you and your videos so much. You’re doing great and stay happy with your movies ❣️
@thomashutson72057 ай бұрын
All hail Queen Alanda ❤ Brings Me So Much Joy With These Reactions….
@elizabethhardy53577 ай бұрын
Hey I just wanted to say you are a literal dopamine hit 😊 watching you always makes me smile and makes the hard days easier ❤ thanks for sharing your amazing energy
@barrijparker64837 ай бұрын
Ooh yes. Glad you’re continuing with these! The 3rd is my favorite but I think both 2 and 3 are better than the 1st.
@atahanpirimoglu70136 ай бұрын
I totally agree with you 👍
@jgflowers886 ай бұрын
So happy to see you comfortably (ish) experiencing this found footage trauma like we did back in the day, Blair Witch included. I think the first time I saw that neck snap, I watched it 3 times over because that man TRULY had it coming (in my "Chicago" voice) 🤣! Martine, loved her but she was wrong for her part in the end as well haha. I wish I could tell you that the men in the series get better but...🤐
@CaseyJayy926 ай бұрын
I’ll never forget the first time I watched this movie , I was with my friend , she had two babies at the time one around hunters age and one around 2 they were in bed sound asleep when Hunter got lifted from the crib we heard a huge thud & her youngest started screaming so we ran up stairs and she was out of her crib on the floor looking like she’d woke up on the floor… she’d never done it before or anytime after ! When she went back to sleep when we worked out she was ok when something else freaky happened in the movie the eldest kids toy firestick set off all lights and sounds blazing from one side of the room to the other , freaked us out beyond belief !
@catherineflores14356 ай бұрын
"Just because your mama didn't have necrotizing fasciitis doesn't mean that I'm not haunted " 🤣💀 I'll def be finding a way to sneak that into every conversation I have 😂
@cainyourkids7 ай бұрын
YESSSSSSS MY DAY IS BLESSED EVERYTIME ALANDA DROPS A NEW VIDEO
@SmileMadeforWar7 ай бұрын
The husbands in this franchise are the ultimate trash. Very happy you're continuing the franchise, each sequel builds on the last. Sending big hugs and love! 🤗❤
@ACinemafanatic7 ай бұрын
I think the only one I can tolerate is the boyfriend in 3
@paulinekeown24727 ай бұрын
The exceptions to that husband rule are part 3 and Ghost Dimension
@shakycam36 ай бұрын
@@paulinekeown2472 The mom doesn’t believe in 3.
@NikkieTwix6 ай бұрын
The stepdad is the best in 3
@tjfrizzi59656 ай бұрын
@@shakycam3 Alanda is gonna have many things to say about that! YAAAAY! lol
@santiagohardy27287 ай бұрын
1 minute ago. Yessss! Thanks for uploading this. You made my night.😊👍