Alastor Hates Birds (Hazbin Hotel)

[@Tomotasauce]

Fun Fact: I recorded this dub in a makeshift booth made of couch cushions with a Blue Yeti mic Elijah had😂

[@EMANRBLX]

I want free chicken nuggets. I didn't know what to say so I just put something random down.

[@vivithewondrous]

You gotta do what you gotta do 😂

[@Oliviarodrigofan321]

You got to use what you have

[@Shallot65]

Question how do I do the Alastor voice changer?

[@wyattsaum272]

@@EMANRBLX join the club ( said in a casual way not passive aggressive )

[@dunkev4152]

"Let's see how you like it, bird, when I return the favor and SHIT ON YOU" Adam: 😦

[@cjgillett]

Angel dust:😏

[@siddharthreddiar3353]

Same energy as Lucifer "I will fuck you"

[@NulKenos]

That’s on par with Lucifer saying “now I’m gonna fuck you”

[@courtneyoreilly5913]

​@@cjgillettVal: "Well this just got interesting."

[@ahxa_]

​@@cjgillettkinkyy

[@KTKomedy2813]

Adam’s reaction to Alastor saying he’s going to shit on him may just equal everyone’s reactions to Lucifer telling Adam that since he messed with his girl, he’s gonna fuck him.

[@seeleunit2000]

And with that sentence the NSFW fan art is about to take off...

[@Leminie9907]

The only time I pity Adam - the king of hell threatened to fuck him and one of the most powerful overlords in hell threatened to shit on him

[@Fms_43procent]

​@@seeleunit2000 Lucifer litrealy fuck Adam...

[@berserkerOMipOyautja]

​@@seeleunit2000no... imagination....NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Raph_27]

​@seeleunit2000 Lucifer took Adam's first wife and then tricked his 2nd wife, and now it's Adam's turn with Lucifer

[@KomugiTheDoggie]

Alastor starting a war because of his hate for birds just seems like something he’d actually do, especially in hunting season!

[@TheBlobFishThing]

Yes

[@lrkeribergaard6110]

absolutely

[@FriendsWeMade]

Alastor has had a very good relation with hunting in the past

[@bluelightstudios6191]

that's something sir pentious would do. alastor would just massacre all of the birds solo and then have their screams broadcasted on radiowaves

[@wolflarntz7970]

lol yeah and in his life he was a serial Killer so i can see him starting a war because he hates birds too

[@thegamergrookey2268]

1:07 the fact that biblically Adam has two sons and one of them just so happens to be named Cane, makes this so much more hilarious

[@quinnhasse9170]

cain why not make this joke

[@b3ry_.x.479]

... Does he run a circus?

[@RohynHazbinHotel]

@@b3ry_.x.479why did I not see this coming

[@aidenmcgonigle2498]

Cain was the immortal one which means Adam's Cain beat Alastor's Cane

[@funtimefreddyplushie]

​@@b3ry_.x.479no... but I'm sure he would be *Abel* to do it

[@DinStarAnimations]

“This force field was brought to you by the radio demons I hate birds” “Whose idea was it to give the bird fists?” - -Tomotasauce- Alastor

[@TVOverlord_F_Alastor]

You don't have a cane, therefore your opinion is invalid-Alastor 2024

[@Nicktheawsome]

Ya whose idea was it to give the bird fists

[@Mu1tiv3rs3M0th3r]

But worst of all, they probably want to sh!t on my vest - Alastor

[@quinnhasse9170]

i just read that, as that particular scene popped up

[@Ossa-je2wg]

Мне кажется я знаю где Аластор пропадал те 7 лет от убивал птиц которые гадили ему на жилет.

[@Mag3.1415]

I love Alastor being so passive aggressive to the point he sounds dumb

[@PanMations2763]

adam: " i am not a bird >:( " alastor: "said the bird ... ferociously :) " best two lines ever

[@DefinitelyNeva]

Yeeeesssss

[@Alastor__HH]

(Real. I was gonna point that out too. It’s hilarious.)

[@Thelasthamburger]

I am still laughing my a** of

[@GothicGh0st_666]

I was looking for this comment

[@YourwatchingAmelia]

I use lines from Hazbin Hotel all the time to see if he gets it. He usually gets and and we just start reciting the entire scrips…. We’re definitely sane 😅

[@charlotteemily9998]

“When I return the favor and Shit on you.” That fckn broke me man- 🤣

[@xx.willow.onpawz]

adams face broke me

[@bella_daze3092]

1:35 Random Vox jumpscare lol

[@somebodysomewhere6770]

"You're missing a Cain" Bruh hitting Adam where it hurts.

[@allie_arts5672]

DAMN

[@ArendAlphaEagle]

Not sure if Adam will be _Abel_ to recover from that

[@nightguardian542]

​@@ArendAlphaEagle*Comdey drum plays*

[@PokemonGoFan-ry6gd]

I don't think that joke was intended, but this video just got so much better.

[@ArendAlphaEagle]

@@PokemonGoFan-ry6gd Me neither tbh (especially since Abel was killed by Cain and not the other way around, meaning that Abel should be missing and not Cain; unless Cain was sent to Hell for his misdeed, that is), but it's an insanely clever pun nonetheless.

[@cornplayground-mo1qq]

"those are some ugly ass birds, wait a damn minute -"

[@courtneyoreilly5913]

"Ah. They're not just normal birds. They have weapons and they want to kill us! But worst of all, they probably want to crap on my vest. And that's not going to happen."

[@I.DONT.WANT.A.HANDLE.DAMMIT]

@@courtneyoreilly5913 shit*

[@CatalinaFuentesRojas-hm3zy]

"Looks like it's open season" *proceds to laughs*

[@clock10OO]

“NOT COOL!”

[@ThreeForThree3]

_“What is with the massive death forcefield?!”_

[@yutiacreations8241]

"Silly stupid moron, birds cant play guitar" 10/10 my favorite line xD

[@Alexanderpro23842]

0:47 Bread crumbs = get the fk off my roof

[@zacharyjones3054]

“I seem to notice that you are missing a Cain” I don’t think Adam will be to recover from that

[@Rainy_productions]

Home boy almost said "Birds are singing flowers ar blooming". Love the funny bone man

[@sophiewall5827]

Meglovania started to creep into my head

[@Rainy_productions]

@@sophiewall5827 *A skeleton appears in your room*

[@Orio435]

1:17 with those dodges, it makes sense

[@Rainy_productions]

@@Orio435 Well I'll be damned it does

[@Orio435]

@@Rainy_productionsalso the very specific wound he got from adam, aswell as the fact he’s constantly smiling

[@Rozebud-um9pv]

“Said the bird. Ferociously.” IM DYING

[@Corruption_Mask]

0:53 You're not just any bird, you're an endangered species!

[@GregoryJohnson-yp2mz]

if i were you i would take the bread crumbs! they will be the last you’ll ever have!

[@BlockysYoutubeChannel]

Dude I’m not a bir-

[@Rose._.found_official0]

​@@BlockysKZbinChannelyou really think you can defeat me!?

[@BlockysYoutubeChannel]

Oh I’m sorry but I couldn’t help but notice that your missing a CANE, Therefore your opinion is invalid.

[@Rose._.found_official0]

Well​ Yeah I have a guitar!

[@brainstorm623]

Charlie: "Alastor, when I told you that Adam was 'a real bird brain', this isn't what I meant--" Alastor: "Sorry, dear ,what was that? I was too busy trying to kill all the birds!"

[@queenbee3561]

How is this not cannon?

[@enemy1980]

​@@queenbee3561FR

[@WorldWeave]

Charlie “……just go with it”

[@matitheking7225]

​@@WorldWeave Alastur: "Whatever you say princess." Adam: "What the- NOT COOL! What is with the massive death force field?!" Alastur: "This force field was brought to you by The Radio Demon, I hate birds, they s*it on my vest. Heh, get it Charlie?"

[@ValerieRivera-h3p]

@@matitheking7225 Lucifer: I knew your friend was dumb. Charlie: Not now dad. Alastor: shut up midget, I’m trying to kill the birds

[@jemiadelacruz4016]

even birds alastor, really. He beefs with EVERYTHING

[@deadassno.1]

I've said his before, I'll say it again, no verbatim whatsoever He will beef with anyone no matter what, even if it backfires. He just will at all costs lmao

[@MSM_Punkleton]

Alastor reminds me of jawbreakerjuice

[@user-cu9rb9cx6m]

They shit on his vest. Obviously he can have beef

[@Your_Daily_Serotonin]

Bro beefs with anything and anything then just forgets

[@adrianshivcharran]

@@deadassno.1 no

[@Will-r7h]

‘Those are some ugly ass birds’. 😂. Alastor has no mercy for what he says.

[@bluemushroom4244]

Adam: “I am not a bird 😡😡” Alastor: “said the bird ferociously”

[@mrevilside__]

Your Alastor voice is INCREDIBLE. The editing and the script are so good that this could easily be part of an actual episode. Amazing job!!!

[@lego-yoda888]

“oh i’m sorry, but i couldn’t help notice you’re missing a cane! therefore, your opinion is invalid.” BRO THIS SENT ME 😭

[@CynTheSilliMurderDrone]

It's actually Cain

[@CHI-CHI0089]

@@CynTheSilliMurderDrone its actually Caine 🤣

[@DarienPorter-kv7qp]

“See Lucifer this is what a real cane does” that might just be one of the best lines I’ve heard all week.

[@moonbow33564]

"ffffff-fuck"

[@courtneyoreilly5913]

Alastor's only source of authority: *Having a cane*

[@RePeater607]

It's true because he got one trapped right after it got destroyed

[@scarletsky2614]

It's all he needs.

[@SingleSockMon]

Adam had a Cain. 😂

[@courtneyoreilly5913]

@@SingleSockMon he had a guitar. THAT BIRDS CAN'T EVEN PLAY

[@SingleSockMon]

@@courtneyoreilly5913 I was referring to the story of Cain and Able.

[@lepantheon491]

"- I'm NOT a bird. - Said the bird. Ferociously." I'm actually dying

[@harmonypon7380]

"Oh, fantastic! Who's bright idea was it to give this bird *fists?* " I'm crying

[@anakikhearts]

This one was so freaking funny. "Said the bird, ferociously." So brilliant.

[@DanGamingFan2406]

No matter what insane thing you say as Alastor, I can picture him actually saying it on the show. And RIP Alastor's cane, the greatest tragedy to come out of this war. Also I'm so glad you and Elijah reacted to episode 7 together. It's going to be wild to see.

[@watershipup7101]

Yeah, that'll be amazing.

[@hudzeegaming9930]

Doesn't he end up getting it back?

[@psych_bxnny6871]

@@hudzeegaming9930he better

[@hudzeegaming9930]

@@psych_bxnny6871 he does in the ending he's holding it when he goes into the destroyed radio tower thing that was apart of the hotel

[@hudzeegaming9930]

Before he teleports back to the hotel with them

[@lykanaslupus]

1:07 "I have noticed that you're missing a *Cain*" BRUH

[@vaasmontenegro2016]

NAHHHH THAT WAS COLD

[@Isureamalive]

Yikes.

[@bella_daze3092]

LMAO😂😂😂😂

[@quixx_e]

HEARING ADAM SAY “I’m not a freakin bird bruh” IS SO FUNNY TO ME..

[@razorionxvii638]

“Birds can’t play guitar” is such a funny line

[@somerandompersonfromtheint6902]

0:59 Why does the lipsync actually fit 😭

[@samdabestay]

Cause it's how Alastor really feels😔

[@Redfrootloop]

Same with 1:06

[@Gowther_simp4life]

“I’m about to end your f*cking life” does look like “the last you’ll ever have”

[@sophyasophya4337]

"i hate birds they shit on my vest" 😂😂😂😂

[@jasminkrieger8464]

Better the vest than head

[@sophyasophya4337]

true@@jasminkrieger8464

[@applebees925]

"Were not birds.. where angels >:("

[@jasminkrieger8464]

@@applebees925 no adam is a dodo brain a exstinct species now

[@jasminkrieger8464]

@@applebees925 the dodos from ice age

[@rasmusdamkjr5270]

0:24 I half-expected Alastor to say “Raid Shadow Legends”

[@Burb_inaburrito]

🤣

[@EverythingAndAnythingGoes24]

He would fortunately not know what it is

[@ChaoticEvo]

​@@EverythingAndAnythingGoes24Thank god

[@cruxxiferwasnothere]

I thought bro was about to say "NordVPN" 💀

[@khaliyahjefferson832]

domain expansion: infinite radio broadcast

[@Livi-chan435-xq6vy]

“I’m not a bird” Said the bird ferociously

[@_Koshachiy_korm]

I'm torn from his phrase: "what happened?... ffffffack" He has such a silky voice there😍💋🔥

[@boocrimson7720]

This gives a "Hazbin Hotel Abridged" vibe and I love Alastor shitting on them for being just a bunch of birds cause it gives canon energy and especially calling their angel fight "open season"

[@Emberswildwolfers]

1:21 HAS ME CRYING HELP

[@myhairhasamindofitsown]

Alastor's obsession with canes is just comedy gold. Also your delivery is ON POINT.

[@jasminkrieger8464]

Now he will steal lucifers or blackmail adam the bird to buy him a nw one pay up man i need a new cane

[@stefanosoccio716]

Yeah but there was even a joke about the cane

[@witheredbonnie-l8e]

Alastor gotta be the silliest goofy character in hazbin hotel I swear

[@WolfieHeartArts24]

0:16 THIS IS CLEVER XD

[@flickdaboss]

1:33 i like to imagine the reason there were 4 beeps was because alastor managed to extend "fuck" into 4 syllables

[@SCREW_TITLES]

Through all the magic and spite in the world he split fuck into four syllables

[@AnythingButAHuman]

@@SCREW_TITLESI wonder if he just said “FFFFFFF UUUUUUUUU CCCCCCCC KKKKKKKK”

[@Mythmasyer4728]

@@AnythingButAHuman c and k have the same sound.

[@AnythingButAHuman]

@@Mythmasyer4728 ik

[@1The_Silliest_G00se1]

Vox at the end of Stayed Gone:

[@transenby42622]

The idea that Alastor thinks that anyone without a cane is inferior to him is absolutely hilarious. :)

[@CamilaHernandez-kw6zr]

0:37 “ I’m not a *BIRD* . “ -Said the bird, *FEROCIOUSLY*

[@obessebavcon]

"Thats funny" "I dont remember ASKING" 😀

[@TheRibottoStudios]

"Looks like it's open season." Honestly wish Al had said this it's so funny.

[@darkdragoness5]

That phrase probably is something sensitive to him, since his backstory has him being mistaken as a deer and shot.

[@DAMMITKAKAROT]

​@@darkdragoness5honestly, the fact that he was mistaken for a deer is more concerning

[@mysticparadoxyt]

0:33 Love the cut at I JUST SAID WERE NOT-

[@DanGamingFan2406]

It's awesome that you reacted to an episode with Elijah. I can't wait to see it. Also, given how much Alastor hates damage to his coat, I could absolutely see him starting a war with all bird kind. And I love how much he pisses Adam off with it. This hunting season's gonna be a fruitful one.

[@watershipup7101]

That sounds awesome. I'm excited too.

[@genjis5155]

The way he keeps egging on Adam is golden.

[@Tomotasauce]

Thank you! As well as reacting with Elijah, I actually recorded this on a blue yeti mic in a makeshift booth made of couch pillows😂

[@DanGamingFan2406]

@@Tomotasauce Impressive. It still sounds so professional.

[@johns5675]

@@Tomotasaucewow that is so funny and so true I just love the way you think about him like that 😂

[@Arsoncommiteejr.]

Him still keeping the beef up with Lucifer is AMAZİNG.

[@remysotheraccount]

"If I give you some breadcrumbs will you get the hell of my roof?" I love that part so much 😂

[@ruby2manyfandoms]

THIS IS COMEDIC GENIUS AND I’M BEING 100% SERIOUS

[@danaginzburg9305]

Someone else freaked out when they realized that Tomotasauce had predicted the future yet again. This stick thingy really made Alitor stronger. It has already become supernatural

[@subzeroab0]

moxie: I'm not a opossum. Adam: I'm not a bird.

[@ahegaototthot7712]

Now every time I see a bird, I'm just going to think of: "I hate birds, they shit on my vest" 🤣

[@bella_daze3092]

LMAOOOO😂😂😂

[@Splitsvolehere]

‘ CHARILE is right! The view is beautiful! The birds are singing! Wait a damn minute, THOSE ARENT BIRDS, THEY HAVE WEAPONS AND WANT TO KILL US! ‘

[@mrlgreenthunder7138]

“This force field was brought to you in part by, the Radio Demon. I hate birds.” I lost it. 😂

[@daze4726]

Al: I couldn't help but notice you're missing a *cane* therefore your opinion is invalid _Literally five seconds later gets his cane snapped_

[@i_like_videogames9517]

Adam really pulled out the UNO Reverse Card on that one.

[@darklumwolf1016]

1:16 Also Adams reaction!😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Calamity_king154]

💀

[@olgacuervo4305]

0:03 Alastor is sans undertale confirmed

[@AnDeviGG]

Finally someone who also noticed it

[@daniellejackson6543]

He is actually kinda like spamton. Voice quirk Deals Trapped due to a deal with someone Incredibly powerful and menacing at times The most popular character

[@i_like_videogames9517]

Not only that, but Alastor started dodging Adam with ease like Sans does in his boss fight.

[@Orio435]

@@i_like_videogames9517the wound the constant smile he got one shot

[@olgacuervo4305]

HE MAKES PUNS

[@ShawnzyXx]

0:09 "looks like it's open season hahaha" was so lip synced

[@joevicen7785]

Why is this one so much funnier than the actual thing 💀

[@TomGhoulerie]

I love how Alastors cane has been brought up in every single one of these dubs lmaoo

[@zakgamer2477]

Greatest. Hunting season. Ever.

[@bella_daze3092]

0:37 Adam: I am not a bird Alastor: Said the bird, ferociously Adam: **PUNCHES BARRIER OUT OF RAGE**

[@Averagegirl985]

Oh Fantastic Who’s Bright Idea To Give This Bird Fist?

[@bella_daze3092]

@@Averagegirl985**Seconds later** Why hello there Adam. Question for you, if I give you some breadcrumbs will you get the hell off my roof?

[@GregoryJohnson-yp2mz]

i’m not a freakin’ bird bruh

[@bella_daze3092]

@@GregoryJohnson-yp2mzOf course not! You’re not just any bird, you’re an endangered species! **Angry Adam noises** If I were you, I would take the breadcrumbs. They will be the last you’ll ever have.

[@randommisha6369]

Dude I’m not a bird-

[@Rumtreiberfan]

This is so much more entertaining then I expected, thank you so much 😂😂

[@justmebowly]

I love how obsessed Alastor is with his cane in this series XDXD.

[@Fms_43procent]

Alastor: Adam is litrealy bird!!! Also Alastor after it: Radio never die. It just ending this broadcast.

[@StarWarsForever-c5d]

Alastor’s reaction to his cane being destroyed was perfect 🤣

[@bella_daze3092]

Facts😂😂😂😂

[@Periwinkle_Bananas]

“See Lucifer this is what having a *REAL* cane does it makes you invincible” * cane breaks * * nearly dies *

[@GhostKingDeAngelo]

The fact that some of the lines actually sync with the animation makes this sooo much better

[@MiaBeerman-q4s]

Oh my god the “if I give you bread crumbs will you get the hell of my roof” got me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DoodleGoodle]

i love how consistent they were with talking about birds lmao

[@Selenedoesstuff]

his cane obsession continues.😂

[@CatalinaFuentesRojas-hm3zy]

1:30 Alastor:fffffffffffffffffu- *censorship*

[@KTKomedy2813]

Not to mention Vox, Adam and Charlie’s reactions.

[@gracepate7632]

I liked soo much😂😂

[@bella_daze3092]

FOR REAL😂😂😂😂

[@TheUltimateGod34]

Vox was like: „THIS IS BETTER THAT SEX!!😃😈“

[@ScortchedBunny]

THIS SHOULD BE A FLIPPING COMIC. I love it!

[@Buzi_Person]

The way you made Ffffff-uck longer made me die of LAUGHTER

[@justinpullen1097]

Your Alastor characterization is so good it could actually work in-show.

[@TheCreative-Zerum-Official]

The way he just said "those are some ugly ass birds" that got me laughing😂😂😂

[@darkreflection9087]

0:18 Domain Expansion

[@Hola_kaz]

Why Is this so underated

[@MillyBuns-mg8vu]

The only thought in my head was Yowaimo

[@vinceerraboing7028]

Perfectly encaptured Alastors personality. I love it :D

[@KhaoticJesteress]

If Viv doesn't make this a multi-verse canon, I will riot. 😂😂

[@Pommy248]

I approve of this ad 0:28

[@Randomguy.1280]

The only good AD😂

[@jakesaurus899]

“I am not a bird” said the bird, ferociously. That line gets me every time 😂

[@darklumwolf1016]

0:50 best!😂

[@dydyddyddy]

“See, Lucifer, here’s what having a REAL cane does it makes you invincible!” *One second later* “…….FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF *intense beeping* Vox: ]:D Adam: >:] Charlie: D:

[@HPfan295]

1:13 "Silly, stupid, moron." I don't know why I nearly choked laughing at that.🤣

[@roxycauldwell544]

"WaiT a damn minute" is my new favorite line from Alastor

[@sullivantwiss1954]

XD That is hilarious! The angels treated as birds and Alastor's F bomb.

[@Dust_sans-x2g]

IM NOT A FREAKING BIRD BRUH💀💀

[@courtneyoreilly5913]

Said the bird

[@jasminkrieger8464]

Let me check annoying sounds wings dodo head nope adam you aare a frig birdman

[@kingjz63bg6]

​@@courtneyoreilly5913 ferociously

[@snaptrap1490]

Furiously

[@SpedzterSpedy]

Oh fantastic whose idea was it to give this *Bird fists*

[@Mystfordays]

“ Oh those are some ugly as birds “ Tomota, that was incredibly hilarious. I rolled off my bed watching this video

[@Gemstone_Wcue134]

“Why hello Adam, Question if I give you bread crumbs will you get the hell off my roof?”

[@13lackCat952]

1:30 ok but the FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-*** got me XD

[@bella_daze3092]

ME TOOOO😂😂😂

[@westleigh11]

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF_UUUU(bleep)

[@gab_cheese8835]

Alastor is the new Wendy old bag “GET OFF MY ROOF” 😭😭

[@OtakuMastar]

I can't believe I got to laugh more than the previous video. THIS IS PERFECTION LMAO "o can't help to notice you are missing a cane" 😂😂😂😂

[@AlexandraNeedsSleep]

“Those are some ugly ass birds-“ - Alastor

[@Hazbinhotle_]

"Said the bird Forciously" had me laughing

[@SashaHeart123]

Alastor calling the angels ugly birds just made my day so much better, thank you for your amazing content, my god, this is beautiful- I needed this today after how stressful today was so far- ❤ Also Alastor and Adam arguing over what he is, makes me wheeze- “If I give you some bread crumbs, will you get the hell off of my roof-?” “I’m not a freaking bird, bruh-” “Your not just any bird, your an endangered species!” Internal screaming coming from adam.

[@jjaa_joyjoyartist]

The way the dialog feels canon. And such a good impersonation too!