Crap Alastor Says (Hazbin Hotel)

Ah The Radio Demon. Nobody can understand his twisted mind, but what you all don't realize is I don't think anyone understands what he says either.
Doubtful anyone ever will!
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[@Tomotasauce]

I feel like i should mention this, this idea came from my discord, the insanity was contagious, so this video was born😂 Also the whole time i was editing they started a war... over tacos. HOW.

[@handsomebeauty1829]

Sorry

[@lepantheon491]

... By typing, I guess ?

[@bdr_draw.ax.]

Guess the fandom likes tacos that much

[@lea9759]

Because tacos aren't better than kebabs, Old Sport.

[@gracekim1998]

Oh gosh😅

[@laylabundy]

“I’m broke as shit” Same Alastor same.

[@SpoopySquid]

He's just like me fr

[@nightmare_eclipse4933]

That's a whole mood

[@orangeslicehazbin]

Same shit Al

[@Benjaminwatkins8272]

I have 90$ I'm broke as sh#t

[@Hero_lover-c7o]

I have 40 money so I'm not broke or poor 😎💸✨

[@Auourlia]

TV: Exists Alastor: *And I took that personally*

[@Melanie3546luv]

ℍ𝕖 𝕤𝕖𝕖𝕤 𝕚𝕥 𝕒𝕤 𝕧𝕠𝕩

[@Clubbox3546]

How did you do it in that font

[@Melanie3546luv]

@@Clubbox3546 𝕀 𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕒 𝕒𝕡𝕡 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕝𝕖𝕥'𝕤 𝕞𝕖 𝕕𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥

[@Poison_slays]

​@@Clubbox3546 they used facemoji

[@WhatTheWorld_Needs]

@@Poison_slaysor any font app

[@Bamboom134]

“IM GANNA MAKE YOU WISH THAT I’D STAYED GO- *proceeds to pull up the Glock on the tv*

[@Editz.by.Mars_3]

13 seconds

[@JenTilly96]

Master has presented Dobby with a glock 🔫🔫

[@Tomotasauce]

​@@JenTilly96I LOVE THAT BIT

[@JenTilly96]

@@Tomotasauce I know it's hilarious 😂😂 ahhh- Gab was unhinged I swear-

[@charlieseely3464]

"TOMOTA PULLS OUT A GLOCK AND THREATENS TO ICE VOX!!"

[@atatatar2009]

"Let me tell you Charlie, I am LOVING these balconies!" "Would you like a push?" "WHA-"

[@thanhtamnguyen9829]

"The internet is a horrible place AND IM HERE TO MAKE IT WORSE" I fell out my chair laughing lol

[@Konoctian-Colonial-Empire]

POV: Twitter users

[@KirbyStarAnimation]

This whole video is basically if Alastor was high for 2 and a half minutes.

[@SandwitchArtist]

He’s always like that

[@ALAST0RZ_L1PST1CK]

Fr bro

[@P3RS0UL]

He got so high he got as low as you can get

[@mayracordero382]

He's just creepy and a wicked smile!

[@luckyL3x1]

Yes it is.

[@edas_requiem]

I have a feeling that this is what Amir’s bloopers sound like.

[@Editz.by.Mars_3]

27 seconds

[@strawberryhellcat4738]

More like the crazy shit Ed Bosco used to say on the the Hunicasts.

[@JenTilly96]

​@@strawberryhellcat4738Oh I promise they are much worse 😂

[@SandwitchArtist]

Yes

[@millies.left.eyelashess]

this is legit his tweets

[@randomcommenter]

So like Alastor recreates vines compilation

[@LunarIsHere_]

You're first

[@Jamie-Verse]

Vines for Life

[@coalminer26]

first comment :)

[@Tomotasauce]

A couple were given to me by the discord members😂

[@JohnnxPacman]

Fr

[@sunnysilhouette-z5c]

1:33 "Cheese is just a loaf of milk" ...WELL THATS ONE WAY TO SAY IT?

[@Adtafals]

Me: oh! so that’s where I got those words

[@Ilovegenshinimpact1]

"Started from the bottom and somehow managed to get even lower" This is what i am going to tell my friends when they fail something. Ty Alastor

[@lepantheon491]

"I have a cane. Screw you." Alastor in a nutshell

[@Storm.Storm3]

So true

[@gloomystorm2292]

Alastor in a nutshell towards Lucifer in that one video Tomota did

[@HazbinBrainRot]

based

[@R.lawren]

Fr

[@Cyn-1001-solver]

🐤🐤🐤

[@M3krugf8]

"MIND YOUR BUSINESS NIFFTY 😡😡😡" -Alastor 2024

[@Valkarie7-1]

[Nifty]:"why does alastor have so many soa-" [backround alastor]:"MIND YOUR BUISNESS NIFTY!" [tentical goop time]

[@Tar_Pick_Piano]

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[@jeffreysangco402]

[Alastor)] ITS MY LIFE DAMN

[@Anthony_Editzzz_YT]

@@Valkarie7-1[Husk] If Alastor has 19 bottles of dish soap and I take aw-

[@ForkxThanosReal]

Alastor, why do you have so much soap?

[@TheBassCoverGuy-qi9jr]

“How the hell does an ID expire, i’m the same person” my personal favorite line

[@carsfan1995]

My mother’s ID has her gender as male for the past couple years. She’s not.

[@Laura-ct9bj]

Um he has a point

[@CarterKuhn-b2k]

suggestion: Alastor: Wait you aren't coming to my tea party?!?!? Alastor: VOX, I MADE BISCUITS! (Sry I had to edit that one)

[@Lbplayz14]

Yasssss😂😂😂😂😂I love that one😂

[@GamingKid850]

Dude, the fact that 90% of this is lip-synced is crazy. Good Job frrr

[@LunarIsHere_]

"I WANT WAFFLE FRIES! 🍟" -Alastor 2024

[@Anthony_Editzzz_YT]

Bro just probably wants the fries from Chick-Fil-A

[@fandomhopper1]

@@Anthony_Editzzz_YT his card probably declined when he tried to get them, so he went to Charlie about it

[@Anthony_Editzzz_YT]

@@fandomhopper1That’s probably what happened 🤣

[@Ender_noob77s_bsstipsandmemes]

​@@Anthony_Editzzz_YTi mean alstor did say hes broke as shit

[@Alastortheradiodemon1239]

Lol

[@Cr33py_Craw1erzz]

"If someone hates you for no reason, give them a reason" -Alastor 2024

[@Cr33py_Craw1erzz]

@A-nice-man 😭🙏

[@Alastor__HH]

(Fr. I fr set this as my discord status.)

[@Cr33py_Craw1erzz]

@@Alastor__HH 💀

[@DinosEpicYoutubeWithStickman]

“Being happy is like peeing the bed! It hasn’t happened since i was seven” -Alastor 2024

[@Cr33py_Craw1erzz]

@@DinosEpicKZbinWithStickman real

[@Gone19-j1o]

"break their bones, they have 206 of those bad boys." -Alastor 2024 1:48 Edit: 1.1k like!?! I'm famous!

[@jdanielson9]

😂

[@mayracordero382]

🤣🤣

[@Anthony_Editzzz_YT]

😂😂😂

[@Harveysguy]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lg10kGaming]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@FOXYANDBOXYMOONSTAR]

"What are you doing in my house...?" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!!?" "✨I wAnT wAfFlE fRiEs✨"

[@Starlightcloudy]

Fr

[@yumisserenity]

These videos always make me laugh no matter what kind of horrible day I've had. Thank you :)

[@DanGamingFan2406]

"When I was young, I was poor, but after many years of struggle, I'm no longer young." I have never found Alastor so relatable before. These are hilarious, they're like bloopers, but they all feel like something he'd actually say.

[@Tomotasauce]

Thank you so much! Agreed, like, some of these don't even sound like Abridged Alastor thry just sound like things he'd spit outta nowhere😂

[@watershipup7101]

Extremely relatable.

[@waterbullstudios9195]

I could definitely hear him saying the "I'll hide, you seek professional help" line.

[@TheinternetCooki3]

"Happiness is like wetting the bed,I haven't done it since I was seven" 👏

[@spinelessdevil]

def gon regret losing that 10 dollar

[@Iquey]

"I hide and you seek professional help." THE HEALTHIEST ADVICE WE'LL EVER GET FROM AL. 😂

[@CarterKuhn-b2k]

no the best advice is "if someone hates you for no reason, Give them a reason!" -Alastor 2024

[@h0lyy._..fatherr.._.jayyyy]

​​@@CarterKuhn-b2kThey literally said healthiest, not best

[@cherrymonroe3034]

0:44 Alastor "I'm gonna make you wish that I stayed gone" *pulls out gun 😂

[@the26thLetteroftheAlphabet]

i genuinely heard "im gonna make you wish that I'd stayed GUN"

[@cherrymonroe3034]

I was thinking that😂😂😂

[@-Craig_Tucker-]

Credits roll!

[@SirStarKat]

I read the ‘pulls out gun’ to the tune of the song still 😂

[@MJAYZ007]

Alastor maybe a demon BUT HES AN AMERICAN DEMON

[@LuciferTheDuckKing]

Lucifer: I am LOVING these balconies Charlie! Alastor: you wanna little push- Lucifer: wha-

[@Space_Frogg]

“If someone hates you for no reason give them one” that shit made me crake up so much

[@V0X-1950s]

“Would you like a push” -Alastor 2024

[@PrincessPrincess-rl2qk]

E

[@VixX.0fficial]

Lucifer: " WHA- "

[@pxneraedits]

LMFAOOO

[@Roblox.withdestind]

Yes

[@cj_bluethunder]

“Cheese is just a loaf of milk” just kills me! And I just feel this: “Being happy is like peeing the bed. It hasn’t happened since I was seven.”

[@WillowWatchesYT]

Love your pfp!!!

[@cj_bluethunder]

@ thanks! I drew it myself. Still gotta change it to the normal one that I was using before the year of Shadow

[@bullwinkle524]

“You should clean your room so that you’re the only trash remaining” DAMN

[@vhf3yd781nt]

I love how towards the end even Alastor couldn't hold his laughter anymore lmfaoooo

[@Fand0mf0xhawtt0p1c]

1:25 Luci: “Lemme tell ya Charlie, I am..LOVING these balconies here!” Al: “Would you like a push?” Luci: “WHA” Absolutely hilarious

[@Aname9873]

"Remeber to believe in yourself! If you dont, who will?! I sure won't!" And that was Ted talk with alastor

[@ModernBoi]

Vox - "Remember viewers, life goes on." Alastor - "Yeah, thats the PROBLEM-" too darn relatable

[@Tomotasauce]

NOOO😂 ITS A JOOOKE😂😂😂 Thank you btw!🎉

[@ModernBoi]

@@Tomotasauce no problem, also your honestly the best hazbin hotel channel ive seen (even if your not fully one) i still say you are 😅 your videos are actually *so* fricking funny bruv, keep it up (what i said was a joke about it being relatable, but its somewhat little true)

[@Laura-ct9bj]

He probably would say that to vox

[@Voxtheglorifiedipad]

😡

[@Cr33py_Craw1erzz]

"your never fully dressed without a SMI-🔫" -Alastor, 2024

[@vaclavsoukup7302]

SMITH & WESSON!

[@allie6517]

0:44 I’m gonna make u wish that I stayed GO-

[@unitedgamingchannel5150]

How does this not have a comment leme fix that

[@unitedgamingchannel5150]

And you beat me to it

[@margiehirstein283]

0:13 I struggled trying not to laugh

[@VeeTheProtogen]

I'm wheezing over here 😭😂

[@Vexcited_]

1:55 Tomotasauce breaking character is officially my favorite thing ever

[@stormvlogsrobinson5044]

same

[@MTR_Sonic2015]

Fr

[@the_UF365]

"Angel, can I introduced my mouth to your..." "Oh finally" "EEeeeeEvreeething (Devours Angel)

[@westleigh11]

1:43 you have broken character like you have broken your staff Alastor.

[@ImASprunkiGuy]

"You're n3ver fully dressed without a smOoAAAAAAAAAAL-" "Would you like a push?" "If someone hates you for no reason, GIVE THEM A REASON-" -Alastor, 2024

[@Cameraman_No.45]

2:07 "I'm calling it now, angel is going to become stupid rich" "Wait really?" "Of course, Your already stupid, That means your half way there" *YOU SON OF A-* THAT GOT ME SOO GOOD 🤣🤣🤣👏👍

[@GigantamaxTheGreat]

IKR😂😂😂

[@Dna7-Adn1]

"When i was young i was poor, but after many years of struggle, i'm no longer young" oh i'm definitely gonna use this quote

[@annysummer1206]

I hope someone sends this to Amir because this is pure gold

[@Tomotasauce]

IF SOMEONE DOES I WOULD DIE

[@M4H1T00]

​@@Tomotasauce I wonder what his reaction would be

[@yourlocalsonarian]

I wanna watch that

[@Icy_Shadow]

Same. Someone does need to send this to Amir.

[@MeLove2Draw]

This is amazing- and I love how you break character towards the end by laughing- it makes it better 😂

[@S3rial-Des1gnation-N]

"And remember, viewers, life goes on." (Far in-the-distance) "Yeah! That's the problem!" Facts.

[@janicemendez8828]

" Don't break the heart break their bones.Those have two hundred and sixty of them"

[@Western_Dude]

"Cheese is just a loaf of milk" idk why that killed me! It just came out of nowhere!

[@SpyKitty-y9q]

" don't break a person's heart they only have one ❤😢" "INSTEAD BREAK THEIR BONES THEY 216 OF THE BAD BOYS"

[@Seeyoulater2050]

217 if im watching helluva boss

[@Xenophanes791]

206*

[@silvakids1012]

2:22 relatable ending

[@Shinygamer70]

the man wants waffle fries who can deny him such a request

[@Ava-amethyst]

2:04 "It hasn't happened since I was seven"

[@haileebautista194]

“I have a cane. Screw you!”😂 I cannot wait for Hazbin Abridged’

[@_ThePokerFace_]

“Started from the bottom and somehow managed to get even lower” -Alastor 2024

[@artikulv731]

“I’m broke as shit” this man 100% crashed at Rosie’s place before leaving for seven years

[@Crisjola]

This man 100% currently has nowhere else to stay _except_ the hotel because he seems to have ripped his station down and is currently homeless. Which I suppose is fine if you don’t sleep/sleep standing up with your eyes open.

[@gael2119]

Bro doesn’t wanna die 0:49

[@MadronaParkCommunityEvents]

Your never dressed without a smile! *Alastor pulls the bliki gun at someone's living room*

[@HazbinCovenWitch]

Go home Al, your drunk as Hell. 😂

[@מישלכהן-ג6ש]

Where do you think he came from

[@Blixter_games01]

@@מישלכהן-ג6ש the house

[@RxoxI]

HEHEHEHEHEH

[@arunallipilli8202]

@@RxoxI get back to home now Alastor I dare you

[@Rip_vanwinkle200]

*THE INTERNET IS A HORRIBLE PLACE,AND IM HERE TO MAKE IT WORSE* -Alastor

[@carolynchurch4642]

"and remember viewets, life goes on." "Yeah, that's the problem!" 😂

[@AJ1025-n2y]

1:00 Alastor has a point

[@jkk0719]

“The internet is a terrible place and I’m hear to make it worse :)” the best line I’ve ever heard

[@KopaXTani]

1:42 Lmao! I love how that’s the quote that was the gradual breaking point for Tomota, that he couldn’t stay in character for much longer!

[@Grappamaruidk]

1:35 "Well that must suck for you, at least people like jokes" -Pilot Steven Universe 💀

[@Spooderman444]

NAH💀💀💀

[@Little_Guy-OC]

“OhHhHoooooo” -Pilot Steven 0.5 seconds later

[@Niya_rah_ah_ah]

You know when Alastor's energy is so chaotic, it causes Tomotasauce to break character during the sessions 😂

[@ArtsnCraftSlayer]

Don't mind me... Just writing these roasts down for future arguments 😂

[@MiasMenu]

“How many times have you watched this?” Me: Yes.

[@GravityFallsFan11111]

"Started from the bottom and somehow managed to go even lower!" SAME

[@acedreamer2004]

I love how abridged Alastor is so unhinged that it makes his own voice actor break character a couple times

[@drummingwithnate9709]

Alastor is my favorite Hazbin Hotel character, after watching this video i like him even more

[@Blubblub205]

“NO I WILL NOT ELABORATE, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL I JUST SAID” is a line I never knew I was missing in my life

[@just-_-ka1tlyn]

“Cause there not gay!” Me: “UHH IDK ABOUT THAT”

[@AmphibiasHerald]

THEY're not gay... Only Angel is. Husk is pan.

[@just-_-ka1tlyn]

@@AmphibiasHerald true, BUT STILL THEY BOTH LIKE MEN IN SOME SEXUALITY

[@jaymethomas5170]

@@AmphibiasHerald🤓👆

[@Alastor__HH]

(Every time someone sings some variant of this, my immediate response to it is ‘they’re lesbian’ as a joke.)

[@just-_-ka1tlyn]

@@Alastor__HH wait Al what are you doin here?

[@O5_6]

"A sinner broke into my howuse looking for money, so I started looking with him." same

[@SadDayReporter23]

“I HAVE A CANE SCREW YOU….” -Alastors famous last words

[@Sparrow_editzwc]

I never thought I needed to hear alastor say “yapping” but here we are

[@Talyahpittman-z2j]

Niftty: why do you you have so much sope? alastor: mind your business nifty it's my life!!!

[@l-exist]

Niffty: “Why does he have so much soap?” Alastor: *Severely offended*

[@Saintpentiousofficial]

My your business Nifty it's my life Damn

[@VisenyaLucchia1947]

​@Saintpentious best line 😂

[@mage_boiiii]

dude if this was a try not to laugh challenge I would've instantly lost at 0:55 shooting the tv up while singing the annie song had me dying

[@Demon-Akuoka]

"remember viewers; life goes on." *"yeah! That's the problem!"*

[@ahmedkoko8524]

This video reminds of "saying a lot of things as caine" but it's Alastor

[@JellyMoltres]

1:53 “there are 206 bones in the human body 207 if I’m watching gossip girl” deadpool 2024 😂

[@fryguy9704]

This is why we love Alastor here. Our psychotic little deer boy is just the best Edit: WHERE’S MY HEART

[@VixX.0fficial]

YES

[@ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain]

I'm going to follow Alastor's example and call my tv a bitch every time I see it from now on

[@lepantheon491]

pretty sure i should start doing the same with my computer screen

[@TelevisionNTheatre]

I am insulted, but we already do that

[@saidsinformaits6674]

Sir Pentious: What?! Alastor says Insane stuff all the time! How was I supposed to know this was true?! Alastor: Peeing the Bed is like being happy! It didn't happen since I was 7! Sir Pentious: See?!

[@potatopancakes58]

...Hello it's nice to meet you Can you tell me where I am

[@Ari_Fudu]

@@potatopancakes58 what are you on

[@potatopancakes58]

@@Ari_Fudu a lot

[@Ari_Fudu]

@@potatopancakes58 i meant what drugs

[@AyeAyeCapta1n]

@@potatopancakes58 I don’t know how I got here but I think I’m starting to understand

[@gayleelong5480]

"Well then... I have a cane, screw you" had me dying 😂😂

[@user.mp4-e]

Jeez. Alastor. Chill! 1:14

[@a_venomous_child1]

this level of unhinged is what i strive to be

[@SpamR1_2013]

“MIND YOUR BUSINESS NIFTY, ITS *MY* LIFE DAMN🤬🤬🤬” -Alastor 2024

[@Catb3an5]

1:24 That section made made me laugh harder than i thought it would XD

[@-_Nifi_-]

“No, I will not elaborate, I have no idea what the hell I just said” will now be added to my vocabulary

[@Wolf_pawz504]

1:03 "oh Charlie I have a idea for a game it's called hide and seek, I hide and you seek prrvesholl health-"

[@magmazingcube4520]

I can see all the animations just rolling out as we speak.

[@Editz.by.Mars_3]

19 seconds

[@wooperfan584]

Help I love every time alastor was beefing with a tv. 🔫🙂 This entire video killed me 🤣🤣

[@WinterFrost_MimikyuLiker]

The gun gag made me fucking fall-

[@TheRealJester]

Alastor says “I want waffle Fries!”

[@VixX.0fficial]

NO THEIR MINE! 👺

[@SoraAsahi]

"Started from the bottom and somehow ended up even lower!" Same Alastor. Same. 😭

[@charliethemaltese]

Your Angel Dust impression and Alastor impression is on point!! ❤😊

[@TheSpookychick]

Alastor calling Angel stupid is just the embodiment of ✨perfection✨

[@strange_game_2972]

"Oh Charlie~ I have an idea for a game! I hide and you seak professional help!" Yup i'm stealing that one

[@TheinternetCooki3]

"If someone hates you for no reason,give them a reason" im so using this.

[@Pastelpeaxch_]

“the internet is a horrible place and im here to make it worse” 😭🙏

[@Thomii_YT]

"YOUR NEVER FULLY DRESSED WITHOUT A SMI-" rlly got me lmao

[@KirbyStarAnimation]

1:17 I felt that in my soul.

[@IMakeEditzBecauseIBored]

Same

[@lanaethemoon6274]

Ikr Alastor burned vox just by saying that 😂😂😂

[@Goober_XD1]

Same