Alastor STILL Hates Birds (Hazbin Hotel)

[@dunkev4152]

Just that tiny detail of Alastor using an IPhone despite being the LAST person to use that type of technology is already killing me

[@lordx8844]

Nice

[@ryanthecringeanimator9541]

Well how else is he supposed to call Animal Control? I doubt he had a rotary in his radio tower

[@LovliestMonster]

That’s how desperate he is to get rid of those birds

[@demidyeah9128]

@@ryanthecringeanimator9541 i think thats the exact thing you could maybe find in his radio tower

[@xxSisahxx]

Imagine if it was voxtech

[@AdventureGirl-zn4wc]

"Oh, he's a *sassy* bird!" -Alastor

[@Angeldust87697]

I just commented this😂

[@The_Silly_Gooberzz]

Stolas: WHY YES I AM

[@EmileDangervil]

​@@The_Silly_Gooberzz undeniably Canon

[@Hazel_Heart24]

​@@The_Silly_Gooberzz I need these two to meet in a dub

[@Hazel_Heart24]

Give em break crumbs to make em shut up

[@njivwathomassilavwe2056]

"You wanna mess with a bird,then prepare to get shit on" Why does this actually go hard

[@xxSisahxx]

Hard?🤨

[@xxSisahxx]

Jk

[@mayracordero382]

Really hard 😂

[@cmavc]

Vox hard?

[@Tailstheflame]

I read that in the exact moment he said that 😂

[@Leminie9907]

"Count your days, sky shitters" im gonna start calling people i dont like sky shitters

[@nataliepandaram9608]

that is pure gold

[@-.oOo.Tuluna.Falemunla.oOo.-]

As someone who plays sky children of the light, I'll call people in the game I don't like sky shitters too now XD

[@-.oOo.Tuluna.Falemunla.oOo.-]

@gordzen123 yup. I will just censor my message myself! Sky crappers! Or sky 💩ers!

[@m00nqxh_official]

LOL-

[@Leminie9907]

@@-.oOo.Tuluna.Falemunla.oOo.- I love that game

[@multiverse_media2023]

THE CONTINUATION HAS ARRIVED! Alastor still hates them birds. “Count your days, Sky S**ters!”

[@sabreejohnson1551]

It was hilarious tho when Alastor called Adam a sassy bird. 😂😂

[@Little-socks-k8c]

@@sabreejohnson1551"oh, it's a sassy bird!"

[@SorielHDTBers]

Alastor: *has a phone* The whole fandom: Wait, that’s illegal!

[@sideways_chip_eater6420]

Desperate times call for desperate measures

[@SorielHDTBers]

My comment got a heart from Tomota! My life is now complete!

[@GMLWatcher]

As long as it's not from Voxtech, then it's must be custom made phone

[@em2souls]

It isn't even an old timey phone-

[@Hazel_Heart24]

STOP! YOUR VIOLATING THE LAW!

[@Duck-w9s]

2:41 "nevermind, our cleaning lady just handle it." Get me rolling

[@Smelf_the_great]

Sooooo what about the rest of them?

[@lg10kGaming]

@@Smelf_the_great I think Niffty is brutal enough to kill ALL of the birds.

[@Smelf_the_great]

@@lg10kGaming Guess she has a lot of stones.

[@kadkad235]

@@Smelf_the_great100 birds in 1 stone

[@Smelf_the_great]

To be fair she would only need one stone to kill them all.

[@DanGamingFan2406]

You know Alastor hates something with a burning passion when he's willing to use modern technology like an iPhone to deal with it. Those sky shitters better watch out.

[@watershipup7101]

I completely agree.

[@waterbullstudios9195]

I love that part.

[@thusnameddigital9397]

I gotta use that phrase more often.

[@Tomotasauce]

It rivals his hatred for Vox in abridged😂 Thank you so much!

[@Existing_here]

He doesn't like the government either

[@ThatOneHuman65]

0:43 ‘count your days sky sh!tters!’ Had me laughing my a$$ off lol

[@lordx8844]

Because nifty really did put the nail in the coffin

[@FoggyMemoryProductions]

This poor deer had a unpheasant experience with customer support causing him to go coo coo.

[@proserpinaa._.]

this is gold 💀🙏🏾

[@FoggyMemoryProductions]

@@proserpinaa._. So it was worth spending 10 minutes googling bird puns.

[@njivwathomassilavwe2056]

My first thought was the pokemon of that name

[@FoggyMemoryProductions]

@@njivwathomassilavwe2056 I almost forgot about that one.

[@gracehartsock61684]

😂

[@ccherry.berryy]

“I would like to speak to your manager” 2:05 I WAS JOKING

[@mckenziethememerlol9053]

"This bitch just put me on hold"

[@Anemonol]

He went Karen lol

[@Mylifeartwork14]

Lol

[@ItsMargaretOfficial]

Alastor is a karen from today😂😂

[@Chrysomolus]

I love how the ace in the hole called Adam a “ sassy bird”

[@Mina_Lover2222-zu9se]

THE ACE IN THE HOLE 😭

[@Bruh-ch5qe]

Dick master*

[@Little-socks-k8c]

@@Mina_Lover2222-zu9se a what now?

[@Mylifeartwork14]

Lolll

[@MidnightG]

0:57 who locked this door? Wait I’m the only one who comes in here god dammit me, where’s the keys? Charlie took them didn’t she! Wait no they’re right here, just got to unlock the- OH FOR THE LOVE OF- OPEN!! -these wise words where bought to you by the radio demon.

[@mrVolxVR]

I love it it’s so hilarious

[@StainedGlassLamp]

0:58 The door being locked bit SENT me

[@WorldWeave]

“Who locked this door?! Wait…I’m the only one who comes in here. God damn it me!”

[@Palestar_official]

Honestly same

[@schmiddie_TheReal]

Open!For the love of...OPEN!

[@bethany.P]

@@WorldWeave CHARLIE TOOK THEM DIDNT SHE!?

[@DinosEpicYoutubeWithStickman]

@@bethany.PWait, nope they’re right here.

[@ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain]

"Never mind, our cleaning lady just handled it!" If you've got pesky birds shitting on your vest, ruining your day with their sass, don't bother calling animal control! They're useless! No, call Niffty! She'll put an end to those sassy birds so fast, they won't even see her coming!

[@KatStarii]

"...Nevermind, our cleaning lady just handled it!.." Gotta admit to audibly laughing at the sudden cut 😭

[@LivingFire_BurningFlame]

Just that tiny detail of Alastor using an IPhone despite knowing how he feels about modern tech is already killing me

[@moriah3112]

Ya lol

[@bookishnewt8468]

“Who locked this door?” Talk about rant killer. 😂 That whole locked door bit

[@LuckyTinyStormYT]

Alternative title: Alastor getting a mental breakdown because of his own door.

[@HannahTheRealComputerEngineer]

Can’t trust nobody not even the damn doors

[@Anemonol]

Best part lol

[@LuckyTinyStormYT]

@@Anemonol Lol

[@YourwatchingAmelia]

@@Anemonol Fr though this got me dieing right now

[@FinnRedway-Gore]

0:57

[@Imtrashbutimfree]

Bro imagine working in Hell on the Extermination Day and the Radio Demon calls you up and demands you start killing angels

[@nicolefuy307]

Alastor seriously calling animal control to exterminate Adam is HILARIOUS 😂

[@peygamingandanimation412]

Alastor: time to kill a flock of birds with a thousand stones

[@VEESandGACHA]

“I really don’t wanna return to season two with all this sh*t” -Karenstor 😂

[@kawaiigirl1482]

0:38 A SASSY BIRD I CAN’T 😂

[@Little-socks-k8c]

Oh it's a sassy bird

[@Derek-kt5tb]

"Oh he's a sassy bird!"

[@Марги-п4ч]

0:58 open sesame

[@caaady_1]

'Sky shitters' had me dying 😭😭😭😭

[@ccherry.berryy]

0:33 YOU DID THE THING

[@Emz_yelevele]

"ZHU LI, DO THE THING!"

[@Nyxofyn-_-]

@@Emz_yeleveleI loved Zhui Li sm

[@Emz_yelevele]

@@Nyxofyn-_- same bro

[@westleigh11]

0:30 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF_UUU(bleep)

[@flarexxx546]

"WOAH SIR- IM GOING TO NEED YOU TO CALM DOWN-" *Neck snaps*

[@black-shadow-eclipse]

Adam is one kind of a "sassy" bird. I can understand Alastor for hating Birds even more. And I love how Adam brings Alastor to even say "Fuck". Even through Al takes his time to say it, Al stays the same ❤

[@LuckDragonCat]

1:17 Your magical ringing device is vibrating in your pocket, I suggest that you answer. PICK UP YOUR PHONE

[@hewhomustnotbenamed5912]

Them all arguing over the phone is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

[@bella_daze3092]

0:53 I love how Alastor rants to himself here and paused when he couldn’t find the key he misplaced lol. Mood

[@glady_yola]

I'M SORRY THE HEAD TWIST 1:55

[@Nobodyfjdkdkfi]

Lmao

[@Warren-pu8tf]

0:43 “Count your days, skysh*tters!” That’s what I’m gonna call seagulls from now on

[@Gemmi_Therian66]

1:36 rare footage of Alastor using a Iphone

[@JoelTheParrot]

1:50 Ah, well that's a relief, maybe Alastor doesn't hate parrots then

[@EggEgg-]

2:33 Why don't you do it yourself? Alastor: Say that again?

[@Caterpillar-t1n]

Had me DYING

[@Pommy248]

One of the many few to talk back to alastor

[@UnknownDweller]

1:52 THE WHATS LOOK LIKE THEYRE ACTUALLY BEING SAID BY HIM AND ITS FUNNY-

[@ReiLovesYurisAndRoses]

“Calm down” Alastor: *NECC CRACC*

[@Kitkat_Bar22]

1:10 OPEEEEEN >:C

[@BlockysYoutubeChannel]

That’s also my favourite part lmao

[@rosiesdinner]

OHPEN!

[@manuelaalicemocanu]

"Nevermind, our cleaning lady just handled it" was so surprising to me. I did _not_ expect that

[@nebulaezer]

“I really don’t want to return in season two for this shit” LMAO

[@AnnoyedTrain-od8qw]

Adam being called a sassy bird is funny

[@SweaterSniper]

That neck twitch combined with a boom sfx got me 1:58

[@williamAftonThePurpleDude2]

Alastor struggling to open his own door is just hilarious

[@LuzNoceda2]

so good!! also i love adam being super annoyed that alastor calls him a bird and alastor even went so far to call animal control

[@gloomystorm2292]

The little part of Alastor being locked out of his tower was more golden than Adam’s wings!!!

[@WeavyTheSomeone]

Man, the birds got to him so badly he had to resort to the magical ringing device. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

[@L0TUS_FLXWER]

0:58 UM, WHO LOCKED THIS DOOR?? *proceed to find keys*

[@Lemons_luv]

0:29 the hold on the Fuck was perfect 😻💅

[@beingweirdisnormal1404]

"They killed my family last year!" "You know what, I'm GLAD they killed your family!" Had me laughing, his pettiness reached another level.

[@Jamie-Nivena]

0:13 IS THAT BITS OF THE ORIGAMI THRONE ROOM FROM PAPER MARIO: THE ORIGAMI KING ™️ IN THE BACKGROUND??? (Also, the “Count your days, sky sh**ter” made my day,f thank you for that.)

[@K4SP3RRRR]

0:35 “oh he’s a sassy bird!” LMAO IM FCKING DYING

[@NotaRobot-sp8uf]

0:38 ohhh he's a SASSY BIRD

[@SweaterSniper]

0:27 Massive missed opportunity to use your regular alastor voice instead of the radio filter

[@Jonathan_Collins]

Alastor did not accept defeat. He just retreated, he knows his limits- the staff is his source of power without it he's surely would've died... He knows he can't die yet, he has a purpose.

[@CartoonSFM]

He has a purpose to kill all birds like Adam :D

[@Vicioussnakeboy]

"Count your days, sky-shitters!" My new favourite Tomotasauce line

[@HarmonyMoonbeam024]

0:37 “Oh, he’s a SASSY bird!” *I’M WHEEZING LOL*

[@Viv_bot]

The trapdoor bit had me weeping. I had to pause the video for a good few minutes. Absolute class.

[@Huntlowfan3]

2:28 WOAH WOAH WOAH, YOU TOOK IT A *LITTLE* TOO FAR AL

[@BILL_ARSON_CIPHER]

Well I am glad

[@WeronikaWaclawek-z3r]

Alastor,angel dust is saying your a cute (Is trying to make alastor kill angel dust)

[@The_Silly_Gooberzz]

"Oh hes a sassy bird" He would absolutely loath Stolas

[@esterisfun2333]

‘Pick up the phone-PICK UP THE PHONE’ I’m sorry, but was that a hunicast reference😂 Even though it wasn’t, the whole vid quite literally made me cackle and fall on my ass. (I was on the edge of the chair😅)

[@firenzarfrenzy4985]

Wait. Alastor. On a phone? An IPhone no less? He must really hate birds.

[@MillieFRICKYO]

Alastor : Nevermind our cleaning lady just handled it! Me : That's why I love her!

[@TheYouTubeGoddess4235]

"I really don't want to return to season 2 for this shit" I don't know why but this made me roll on the floor

[@Bamboom134]

Ahh yes…..Alastor arguing with animal control

[@Minetendo_Fan]

Alastor struggling with keys was funnier than it should’ve been

[@workingpadawan]

"Never mind our cleaning lady just handled it." 😂

[@horrordisneygal1172]

Alastor and the trap door was hilarious 🤣. Dude had a forgot my keys moment 😂😂

[@artemis_719]

"Count your days sky shitters" HAS GOTTA BE THE BEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL YEAR LMAO

[@ShadowXDragons]

I REMEMBER THISSSSSS!!

[@ItzCharChar]

These are increasingly getting more and more hilarious and I've been giggling during this whole video

[@ScortchedBunny]

"Nvm our cleaning lady just handled it" -alastor the radio demon This line fits so well lmak

[@BallDOESNTLie.]

Love the "nvm, our cleaning lady handled it"

[@AllMighty_Toast]

What Alastor didnt realise.....he could kill all of them "birds" by throwing a few stones

[@lilyaka9194]

Adam being a bird actually makes sense thematically too He was able to kill Pentious so easily because birds are the natural enemy of snakes

[@Moonlight.Howlings.666]

The fact that when Alastor’s staff broke his radio filter went away says that he may have actually been surprised.

[@rxndomfxndom7405]

"Who locked this door?! Wait i'm the only one who comes in here- Goddammit me" Why is that genuinely relatable?

[@Nikodemczas2137]

1:24 Why does it sound like Thomas Ridgewell (TomSka) is talking on the phone?

[@Gombas]

This seems like something alastor would actually do

[@milkycat2109]

"Sir i will need you to calm down" Alastor: *snaps neck "I WILL NOT CALM DOWN" That has no reason to be so funny. I'm dying xD

[@sabreejohnson1551]

“Oh, he’s a sassy bird!” I can’t stop laughing!😂😂🤣

[@Vexcited_]

When Alastor starts using modern technology, you know it's serious.

[@GameShack2006]

Alastor calling animal control had me wheezing

[@Da_kringekid]

Polly got a cameo?! 😭 2:15

[@LaurenSherwood-n8i]

Alistair is being so relatable right now with the keys and the phone

[@captainsprinkles6557]

This is somewhat funnier if you read the official Alastor prequel comic, "A Day In The Afterlife", where Alastor actually feeds some birds a deviled egg at an outdoor cafe, calling them filthy scavengers. Only one of the two birds seems to actually get to eat though, and in response Alastor just walks away smiling as the other bird eats flesh out of the cafe's waiter.

[@Aali.K2920]

2:42 "nevermind our cleaning lady just handled it-" The cleaning lady in question: 🫥😈🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

[@willowlol4536]

Alastor is such a mood

[@lunarvyx4005]

The bit with the locked trap door was probably my favorite part 😂 "Who locked this door?!"

[@WorldWeave]

Alastor not being able to open the trapdoor is funnier than it probably should be, lol

[@tadtacosinc]

Goddammit me

[@BlueAntler1]

“Never mind our cleaning lady just finished it”

[@ryanlima186]

0:30 "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK" THIS WAS SO FUN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@VolcanVanis]

2:39 Ohh, that’s why Alastor and Nifty are besties

[@floatingf8783]

"I have had it with these motherfucking birds on my motherfucking hotel!" -Alastor

[@FallonMcaleavey]

“You haven’t heard the last of Alastor you sky feathers freak (I think that’s what he said)”-Alastor

[@Jonathan_Collins]

As you can see the anger towards Alastor that made him hard with emotion. 😂

[@BlockysYoutubeChannel]

1:09 Open the mother- OPEN.

[@FloatyHat_FH]

6:34 Alastor: Oh he’s a sassy bird Adam’s mind: 🖕🖕🖕

[@wendybongle924]

O he’s a sassy bird-Alastor