EAS Scenario - Earth Is Out of Orbit - Emergency Alert System

[@GDILIVES]

why can't everyone just get on one side of the planet and jump at the same time to slow it down

[@EyeGlower]

Haha, earth goes yo-yo.

[@dogevoador505]

Johnathan robloxia?!?!?!

[@PizzaMod]

(visible confusion)

[@commanderkitty4274]

Genius idea

[@domc1]

how the fuck did john roblox get here

[@toad248]

I love how the final plan is just “why dont we take the planet, and push it somewhere else”

[@toddboyce3599]

There was a movie called: "The Wandering Earth" it is about the sun running out of hydrogen to convert into helium, and stops shining. Rather than flying off to other exoplanets, the humans decide to pilot: SPACESHIP EARTH. Now lets talk about the options: Chemical rockets would require us to destroy almost all of nature to get the resources, ion engines are kinda slow and so are fusion rockets, solar sails are off the table if we want to get closer to the sun, the gravity slingshot will just make us get farther. So none of the options are great.

[@Shahwaiz_Rizwan]

Fun fact:this comment is a spongebob reference

[@Katxkuna]

spongebob reference!!!!!

[@FriskMeemur]

​@@Shahwaiz_Rizwan I think he knows, *pinhead*

[@Koronuru]

"That idea may just be crazy enough... TO GET US ALL KILLED!!"

[@kerbodynamicx472]

I don’t know how fast this rogue planet is, but 2 weeks past Jupiter’s orbit (3.5 AU) and 7 weeks past Pluto’s orbit (30AU) , that’s tens of times faster than any of the space probes we have sent, and also implying that Earth have substantially sped up in this process instead of being slowed by sun’s gravity . For reference, the New Horizon probe took 11 years to reach Pluto’s orbit, and it is one of the fastest things we’ve launched. With an ejection speed well over 400km/s, anything less than fusion power have no hope of bringing earth back.

[@Ralzone]

this planet is fast asf i didn't even though about it, probably not possible to exist irl and even if it is able to exist i dont think it will be coming to earth, AND even if does, i don't really think that no one will act only when we're almost past pluto.

[@TheChamp820]

Jupiter throwing the planet back:i gotcha earth.

[@slotzoffuntrue]

Rogue planets actually likely would be travelling at such speeds because of the massive amount of energy to move a whole planet, if something did fling it out of a star system, it probably had heaps and heaps of energy like a black hole or other star

[@arcarnangelfenix3801]

“The mission was a lie.” “It was formed to provide hope…”

[@kerbodynamicx472]

@@slotzoffuntrue you are correct. Such a high ejection velocity is unlikely to come from planetary interactions (unless these are planets of massive stars) , only stars and black holes flying through a system can yeet planets that fast.

[@Hostilethreat]

The solar schizophrenia is an interesting phenomenon. All creatures, even humans have evolved their entire existence with the sun. So to have our sun gone would drive some people mad since it's such a basic and primal need - it would be interesting to see what the side effects would be.

[@cnk9822]

I mean, bats don't give a crap about the sun.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Vitamin D deficiency for starters

[@benjiunofficial]

Living on a different planet would mess with animals and plants too. Like on Mars, the day is about the same, but the seasons last twice as long. Day and night are places, not times, and that would take some getting used to.

[@lenarianmelon4634]

There are a few thousand discovered species that live their entire lives without seeing the sun.

[@SpeedKing..]

​@@benjiunofficialyou guys talk about the sun, but mars is way smaller than the earth. That makes it so the horizon isn't in the middle but lower if you look to the sky. We have no idea what this will do to our psyche over time as humans have never faced this in all of those existence.

[@nharlow_4303]

"May God have mercy on us all." I'm just saying... If Earth has already been pulled all the way past Pluto, I think God has already made up his mind.

[@chemplay866]

Karen:"THAT'S WHY YOU NEVER MISS CHURCH JIMMY"

[@ihaventshoweredin6weeksbut527]

@@chemplay866 yooo wassup 4 minutes ago comment

[@EruseanPug]

"I told you idiots I'm not trans and I don't have a sexuality, but you said I was a trans woman. Well guess what? No more sun, no more friendly environments, and no more help. You’re on your own. Oh, and I tossed an asteroid to wipe out Brazil. You’re welcome."

[@chemplay866]

@@ihaventshoweredin6weeksbut527 4 hours ago

[@ihaventshoweredin6weeksbut527]

@@chemplay866 yes now

[@FourthDerivative]

It's literally the end of the world and yet there is apparently still "regularly scheduled programming" to be preempted by emergency alerts. Glad to know we've got our priorities straight.

[@CantusTropus]

I can believe that actually. People would need something to take their minds off of trouble even more than ever.

[@XiELEd4377]

@@CantusTropus huh... I'm pretty sure that I saw a Hitler movie where he suddenly went to the modern age and he was talking about how comedy (and propaganda) is often televised in wartime

[@isjustmichael]

@@XiELEd4377 No reason for propaganda, but yeah the government would probably force networks to air comedies to calm people down

[@joffles6516]

They probably wouldn’t make new stuff but they’d air old shows and movies to relax people facing inevitable death

[@ay33773]

The Earth being pulled out of orbit into the void and mfs still watching Dr. Phil

[@KeeganYF12]

This went from scary to “uh-huh” to “did they really just forget that tectonic plates exist?” to Space: 1999 with the rocket idea.

[@benjaminstorace6699]

Don't forget frozen water somehow being heavier than liquid water 🙄

[@nerd_nato564]

@Flyin' Steve Ice is actually less dense than water most of the time. But weight also doesn't change with temperature, soooo

[@Demons972]

bruh fr should've done the friggin rocket idea in the 1st place lol

[@mesiyathefelinegod9608]

Nah, I think this was the effect of solarphrenia. They even specify that there was no case after 7 weeks. They denied it

[@pyerack]

Eh, because of the format it was never scary to begin with.

[@DemocraticHelldiver]

“Dude, Benson is so gonna fire us!”

[@swaghettimemeballs4420]

"You know who else is big enough to change the trajectory of earth? *MY MOM!"*

[@TheMicrowave._]

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOW?!?!"

[@degeneratemale5386]

PUT THE EARTH BACK INTO ORBIT, OR YOU’RE FIRED!!

[@jacksonstolte1284]

The only problem I have with this is that the oceans wouldn’t freeze like that. They’d freeze over sure, but the water underneath would be insulated by the ice. It wouldn’t add weight, let alone enough to affect tectonic activity

[@alienozi]

This. No one seems to be thinking this. Water is already there freezing just makes it solid!

[@jacksonstolte1284]

@@alienozi I’m sorry what? It literally said the freezing of the ice affected the tectonic activity did it not?

[@pupper42]

@@jacksonstolte1284 i think alienozi was agreeing with you

[@coolcosmo3000]

the water would have been burnt off with everything else on earth due to how fast we would be moving

[@pupper42]

@@coolcosmo3000 we orbit the sun at 30km/s (67,000mph)

[@nathan1507]

Gotta appreciate how honest the space force in this scenario. No avoiding public outrage or mass panic, they even admit failure.

[@BattleUnit3]

I mean its not like they can deny it

[@RomanumChristum]

Not like they can prevent it

[@DoctorPhayte]

Okay so here me out, a giant Tesla jet engine or multitudes of medium sized ones, we make earth a ship

[@alextheconfuddled8983]

well i mean...if the earth is fucked up in such a way its the only thing they can do

[@Gabriel-el3hn]

@@alextheconfuddled8983 ye, if the entire human race is at stake (and we are on the losing end) I can imagine that authorities would be almost completely transparent. At least, I would hope so.

[@dannylo5875]

Imagine that we as a human species have to scavenge outside the solar system because this actually happened. With spaceships. What space race would have to be unleashed for this to occur.

[@RobertEWaters]

If this happened, the human race and every living thing on the planet would be toast. Period.

[@shawn4116]

@@RobertEWaters Not every living thing. Geothermal activity would keep some of the ocean in a liquid state allowing some extremophiles to survive

[@zeropolicy7456]

@@RobertEWaters I highly doubt that. A situation like this would make advancing our space travel tech a #1 priority for every country on the face of the planet. Countries would likely be working together to problem solve until a decent enough proxy for our sun was found. If the speed of the COVID Vaccine is any indication, a common goal for countries the world over means extreme progress in whatever is needed. If something like this ever happened, I think we would be able to beat the extinction clock. We'd most likely have to leave Earth to do it, but it could be done.

[@hx5525]

@@zeropolicy7456 With our current technologies? Even if everyone came together I doubt even a million of us would survive, our species may live but the two of us wouldn’t

[@scubasteve6175]

@@zeropolicy7456 if this actually happened and we took any longer than 5 years at best, one would get frostbite instantly from being exposed to the conditions above ground. we haven't developed the technology to even reach an adjacent planet as it is. i don't think this can be compared to the corona vaccine honestly. the virus was and still is a terrible threat, but nowhere near the severity of our entire planet being pulled from the sun.

[@DuckyTheFox]

It really doesn't matter what it is. The moment you see an emergency alert with the US space force logo, you know something very bad is about to happen

[@gamerboiiiiii]

Im usually very calm but if I ever see a emergency alert with the us space force logo id freak out it's either a cosmic threat or a alien invasion

[@BloxGamingREAL]

@@gamerboiiiiii Or, you know a rogue planet is hitting earth

[@BloxGamingREAL]

or earth is now a rogue planet somehow

[@MalikStroud-ig8vf]

Fr what else would they tell us? They have long toes😂😂😂

[@lucasdcatch]

"Pets are allowed as long as they aren't experiencing solar schizophrenia" Someone give this man a medal.

[@doggo_woo]

Even when the entirety of humanity is at risk of extinction and resources are scarce, we still are allowed pets. Probably just there for emotional support.

[@Aluxray1245_SFM]

They probably knew that the end is near so, it would be shitty if we don't spend our last time on earth with our pets

[@snipingcobra6890]

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[@lucasdcatch]

@@snipingcobra6890LETS GOO WE GOT GOLD

[@yngvaldr]

Emergency food supply.

[@Vajrapani108]

Went from "OH NOOO THE WORLD IS ENDING!" to "oh no, someone forgot their science lessons!"

[@NeroDefogger]

indeed

[@TheStealthyOne6]

really did tho

[@DANI_HAHA]

Yes Lmao

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

In terms of tectonics, and giant space rockets I imagine

[@Lucas-nu4du]

@@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat and water becoming heavier when it freezes

[@petersmythe6462]

I think long term survival would pretty much depend on using nuclear reactors and controlled indoor atmospheres for almost everything. Also the supportable population would drop dramatically as food became scarce. Hunting for food would have no benefits, as the long term population would be bottlenecked by Uranium mining, and hunting for food would only serve to destroy what finite biological resources are available fairly quickly. Fish might be available for a few years but wild land vertebrates would die out quickly, and so would most deep sea fish, as the surface ecosystems that create marine snow would collapse within mere weeks. It is infeasible to support a population of hundreds of millions in the US during such an event and would waste resources on the doomed. Probably best to put the entire population to work gathering resources for construction of nuclear-powered survival shelters with internal hydroponic food supplies and controlled atmospheric temperature, pressure, and composition. However, there would need to be hope of survival for anyone useful, and anyone living in the range where they might be able to reach the shelters. Therefore, a national raffle might be an effective means of controlling the doomed population, with higher chances of entering the shelters the more useful labor is performed for their construction, and severe penalties (such as execution) for disruptive actions that might reduce the carrying capacity of such facilities.

[@urielsgift7585]

ok boomer

[@zera6653]

cool

[@forest3945]

@@urielsgift7585 how is that person a boomer

[@bagagalion]

Why use uranium mines when you can just use solar energy and why go into labour if we can just use machines? Uranium is good source for energy but it pollutes the surrounding area with radioactive waste so it wouldn't be beneficial when there would be a growing population. Solar panels will be the first or secondary power source, what's good about solar panels is that it can be installed on any rooftops and can also be used on the ground. The other best thing is windmills since they can be placed anywhere where it'd be affective with wind. Take those two things together and you get a healthy environment. Labour. If you subtract the poorer countries from the equation Labour most likely will not happen due machines already taking on work for any types of factories, mines and farms. The next thing that comes with that is the currency. It'll most likely be the exact same except for the countries that wants to join the EU. I want to head straight to the food part so I'm gonna skip the money bit. Farms should still exist with the expansion pack of having expansion. Farms will have to expand because of the population growth. I'm running out of steam because I want to have a shower. It really depends on what each world leader does but if the world becomes a uranium mine well oops

[@forest3945]

@@bagagalion the earth would be moving away form the sun so solar would become obsolete after a while

[@VaughanDee93]

Love how the message of this story is never underestimate the governments ability to make a bad situation even worse

[@CommanderCool101]

You should've included a small segment near the end, encouraging volunteers to receive permanent physiological upgrades to join the "Surface Crew". Would've been a nice nod to the origin story of the Cybermen, which basically went exactly like this.

[@theoriginaldrdust]

*You will be like us, you will be like us…*

[@ravysaini127]

Bruh they think I live in the us? Come on

[@Povilaz]

Oh shit yeah

[@thespiritualfishlad4153]

am I horrible?

[@astrocat3434]

Knew I wasn't the only one who picked up on that.

[@averagejoe8358]

The worst part about this is the distorted mechanical noises in the background. Makes it sound a lot more real.

[@underscoredfrisk]

Don't worry. Scientists will be able to predict an event like this at least 6 months before

[@JETHEREALXIV]

No it’s not

[@averagejoe8358]

@@JETHEREALXIV It's really cool, because I didn't ask

[@Founderschannel123]

@@underscoredfrisk but still tho an event like his would make it near impossible to escape.As mentioned in the video that they planned to make a rocket big enough to push earth.Building the rocket itself would take centuries and you would be fuçking thousands of light years out of the solar system.

[@underscoredfrisk]

@@Founderschannel123 Centuries if technological advancements is linear, and also elon musk wants a million martians by 2050

[@Trent2win]

I just love EAS alarms. They just sound so cool and make me think a lot.

[@Auditormadness9]

The ones of other countries are far scarier with their sounds.

[@Magik_Cloud495]

that sounds sends me into a mini version of a panic attack

[@SlumberyBeast17]

@@Magik_Cloud495 same

[@Bopped_]

@@Auditormadness9 *greece*

[@occultus3935]

Mindless drones whose consumes what the algorithm dictates and what social media says is good and bad...

[@benjiunofficial]

There was a book along this scenario - "A Pail of Air" The survivors lived in sealed shelters, but the atmosphere had frozen and fallen as snow, so they would routinely go out and collect frozen air to replenish their stocks.

[@pokemonfanmario7694]

It ends on a nice note - humanity had survived and the survivors in that tent were rescued by a developing bunker which had managed to start up spaceship operations and was digging for uranium to power itself. Turns out, when the entire atmosphere is frozen solid into a meter thick mat, it's surprisingly easy to collect it and stuff it into rocket engines (after some processing).

[@andreybushev3020]

​​@@pokemonfanmario7694stuff "it" what? Uranium? I assume you're talking about air but air doesn't burn. You could "process water into fuel but it's already "in a thick mat on the ground"

[@pokemonfanmario7694]

@@andreybushev3020 "air doesnt burn" do you know how burning works?

[@andreybushev3020]

@@pokemonfanmario7694 fuel gets oxygenated? Air is not fuel bro

[@pokemonfanmario7694]

@@andreybushev3020 Oxygen is AIR bro!???

[@duncegachakid]

These are by far my favorite EAS Scenarios. The presentation is very well done and actually resembles a lot during the crisis. I especially love how it leaves off with the last resort parts and has us thinking, "What happens next? Did we persevere? Did we fail and suffer a terrible fate?" and almost feels like what the EAS would really say during these kinds of crisis. I love it...

[@martuneloo4053]

@President Obama bruh

[@Lancaster-hu6jy]

@President Obama President Obama, SIR!

[@yeetyfreety6938]

Get a father figure or watch fight club ffs Youre pitiful, youre even begging for attention with your name lmao

[@FumanyuX]

Do you think a fucking giant Spaceship worked?

[@ballsacsincorp]

i agree, but include the smooth movement of this specific channel's EASs

[@overworlder]

Frozen oceans are the same weight as liquid ones. But they would expand and might crush bunkers close to the former shores.

[@ChristopherGray00]

Yeah i was about to say that doesn't make much sense, infact water weighs more than ice for the same amount.

[@GillfigGarstang]

There is an enormous amount of water in the upper mantle and crust, if geothermal heat failed to keep underground water from freezing then I imagine the expansion of the ice would be enough to cause some dramatic tectonic upheavals.

[@dementiagaming8628]

it be like, "honey, why is the roof slowly getting closer to us by day?"

[@overworlder]

@@yuenin5318 - No, water expands by 9% on freezing. Look it up.

[@alotocats159]

this is just a scenario not everything has to be real

[@Auditormadness9]

I just have a logical question here. How would that planet be able to pull Earth from Sun's orbit like that from so far away but not closer planets like Pluto, Jupiter or Mars?

[@Auditormadness9]

@Peanut boi it actually was. Besides, there's Mars which is even farther from the Sun than the Earth and is smaller than Earth.

[@dylanpresidafonseca2545]

@Peanut boi planets all experience the same acceleration from gravity. Jupiter might influence the exoplanet more, but both earth and Jupiter would experience the same gravitational pull.

[@HiddenWindshield]

Forgive me if I'm mistaken, but you (like the author of the video, apparently) don't seem to understand the true scale of the solar system. If the sun were shrunk to the size of a baseball (75mm diameter), the Earth would be a single grain of coarse sand (0.6mm) on the other side of the room, 8m/26ft away from the baseball. Pluto would be reduced to somewhere in the "fine sand" range (0.1mm), located well down the road 318m/1040ft away. So there's *plenty* of room for a planet to pass near Earth without passing near any other planet in the solar system. Not to mention the fact that it could have come from above or below the ecliptic plane, the other planets could have been on the other side of the sun, etc.

[@sharrpshooter1]

Short answer is: S P E E D

[@trbz_8745]

It came close to earth, not Jupiter or Pluto

[@DemirDemirci40]

"schools will remain open"

[@BigSimp]

Ngl my high school probably wouldnt even close

[@FaeTheMf]

“Hey guys, this kind of behavior would not be acceptable in college. Do you think college students take rest days when cosmic objects lead to the inevitable destruction of our planet? No! Of course not!”

[@CCABPSacsach]

“You can’t go into the bunkers, CLASS HASNT ENDED.”

[@akaza3126]

“The emergency space station alert doesn’t dismiss you, I do”

[@TheManWithoutSenses]

@@akaza3126”TEACH, WE ARE GONNA DIE, LET US GO NOW”

[@РусланЯкунин-х7м]

Your videos can't be compared with any others just because of amount of work you put in it. Most of EAS creators limit themselves to just EAS screens and radio stations, but your videos with animations, pictures and a different voice are...amazing.

[@ekothesilent9456]

Except he apparently failed highschool science

[@quinton1630]

@@ekothesilent9456Bro chill.

[@emrilbennett8704]

@@ekothesilent9456 lol video reference

[@emrilbennett8704]

I know right? Even the background sound design is different each one, very good. It’s really cool.

[@ekothesilent9456]

@@quinton1630 the video said ice was heavier than water dude. Also completely forgot about tectonic plates. And the rocket to push earth is literally a futurama joke.

[@DarthD3NN15]

I hate to watch EAs scenarios due to dreams but this is actually calm to be honest

[@lemoneer7474]

Well this would make a pretty interesting dream

[@Haz_wizZYT]

@@lemoneer7474 best dream ever had

[@CountryballsFreedom]

My nightmares never stop, So I had to use my cellphone / stay awake the whole night ;-;

[@DarthD3NN15]

@@CountryballsFreedom rest in pieces bro. i would suggest getting a dream catcher, it would help you get better dreams than the ones you have now.

[@nore5888]

@@CountryballsFreedom Just look at big booty bitches until you fall asleep

[@thelonehussar6101]

That would have to be one absolutely massive rocket to move the earth

[@kasjachrum]

It would probably be many smaller ones like in the movie 'Wandering Earth'. A rocket big enough to move the whole planet once attached to it would crack the mantel and fly right through it.

[@personzorz]

It's totally a ruse so the powers that be can steal everyone's resources

[@_baki-hanma_]

@@personzorz bruh

[@fl4k71]

it can't be done, earth is just too massive, and it also rotates

[@mistykitchen9515]

@@fl4k71 How about we just have a bunch of small rockets around the earth and rotate the engines as the earth rotates

[@THE_ECLIPSE23]

This used to scare the sh*t out of me as a kid. Good work

[@michellefistonich4992]

It's not the scariest video these guys have made

[@Bread8468]

*2 years ago* so you turned from a kid to an adult in 2 years?

[@ConeheadDave]

​@@Bread8468 maybe there are other even older EAS scenarios out there

[@unluckybystander7555]

@@Bread8468he was referring to “real” EAS alerts that happens for thunderstorms and stuff probably

[@pccnamusic]

Fun fact- there is a bunker, somewhere in Europe, that is actually preparing for this type of scenario. The bunker is run by scientists and is located deep inside a mountain and contains hundreds of plants and foods in the event that something like this happens.

[@solvdev]

i Norge

[@Gopo.]

​@@solvdev dang

[@OccasionalSpace]

@@solvdev teknisk sett ja, men det er bare frøene. Ikke noe særlig hjelp hvis det ikke går og vokse noe. Det er for hvis en plante blir utryddet.

[@brrrrrr]

Isn't there like 10 bunkers that has a bunch of seeds for growing food

[@raflamar4146]

The bunkers aren’t there for end-of-the-world preservation, they’re backups for the larger seed vaults at universities. Need a seed but haven’t got it? Get it from a seed vault. The largest seed vault is actually the Millennium Seed Bank, located in West Sussex, in the UK. It’s run by Kew Gardens, and has over 34,000 species and 1.98 billion individual seeds. The ‘Doomsday Vault’ you’re referring to has only 4,000 species 840,000 individual seeds.

[@parttimelazy4593]

"Sir, what do we do? It seems like we're just gonna freeze and die." ... "You ever watch Phineas and Ferb?"

[@The1stAstronaut]

*"I know what we're gonna do today"*

[@Dark_Tale_2077]

Hold on, we past Pluto in 7 weeks? I'm sorry but we have more pressing matters here than just getting launched out of orbit. We appear to be moving at nearly the speed of light. The catastrophic effects on our planet moving at those speeds means that no one is most likely alive long before we reach the 7 week mark. Heck, the earth will actually retain heat for a solid year even without the sun so in actuality we would be fine for a good while if we were only simply knocked at a reasonable speed. More than long enough for us to come up with a better solution then casually drilling holes everywhere. Not that we could reasonably drill magma holes all over the world in a few weeks. That would take some serious energy. Incredible technology as well. We would most likely have to set up some ships and work to leave our planet as that is more feasible than attempting to move just a massive object. We don't have enough energy on our planet or even outside sources to pull off such a feat without catastrophic repercussions to our earth and atmosphere.

[@capnsteele3365]

yea if we moving that fast we already too fast

[@Ind3structabl3Hunt3r]

Wait, doesn't it take Light like a little under 6 hours to get to Pluto? If it takes 7 weeks (1,176 hours total) to reach Pluto (six in the EAS), which is 3.29 billion miles away from us, we'd have to be travelling at 2,797,959 miles an hour. Okay, that's pretty fast, but C is 670 MILLION miles an hour. That's like.. what, .2 or .3% C? I can be wrong, and I'm only just taking this information from a few small searches, but..

[@AlexEvett55]

@@Ind3structabl3Hunt3r you're 100% right

[@hellgazer8370]

If they're planning to launch earth back from this, I'd assume that they have very advanced technology, or are just extremely dumb. Also, how the hell is earth still in this orbit? I'd assume that OGLE would knock earth out of orbit, not completely take it away.

[@platinumdragon3104]

@@hellgazer8370 Would have to be an extremely massive/dense planet, which would also explain the speed.

[@Neonmation]

3:23 I called the number and I got RICK ROLLED

[@CertifiedBlackScreen]

Rick roll beluga From :- Pune, Maharashtra

[@Thxt_onecozzplayerr]

Lmao

[@Liam-ok2gy]

it was teh femboy hotline

[@GuitarGuy72]

Literally?

[@Liam-ok2gy]

@@GuitarGuy72 ima double check

[@goldenpilot7689]

this reminds me of that one movie I forgot the name but it was about the sun going out so they built giant boosters across the world to steer the earth toward a new sun hey guys thanks to comments I remember the movie name: The wandering Earth is e title btw

[@goldenpilot7689]

@tanjiro no isn’t that one about meteors that crashed into the earth or is it the one where a child knows about events that will happen

[@unoriginalname2016]

The Wandering Earth?

[@VeronicaLopez-so3xk]

@@goldenpilot7689 is it Greenland the movie

[@goldenpilot7689]

@@unoriginalname2016 that’s the name of it

[@peterdhanl.s.1861]

Armageddon?

[@Cameron-wg5pc]

Dude, this is literally amazing. This video is so unique to other EAS scenarios and has so many details. I've fallen in love with videos of this genre. Please keep making more like this!

[@doodlebro.]

same, Mandela Catalogue is practically an EAS scenario or a similar genre as the EAS scenario is probably a branch off of analogue horror because it makes you think "yo is this happening rn, it ain't no snowin tho" i know it's still march, just giving an example

[@toddboyce3599]

The only other time I heard of piloting spaceship earth was the movie: "The Wandering Earth"

[@Korgmeister]

The persistently upbeat tone of voice as catastrophic events were being announced was rather eerie, though I suspect that was the point.

[@Corzappy]

It actually made it less scary than some sort of monotone robotic voice, which I suppose is what you'd want if this were a real situation, but it kind of detracts from the whole "End of the World" thing in the video.

[@bastikdawn6083]

It's always cool to see people from ALL AROUND THE WORLD forget their daily fuss and gather up to face a greater problem and work together.

[@clyxos3405]

5:10 this is phineas and ferb all over again. I see where you got your inspiration

[@anicecupofjam574]

That was genuinely chilling, especially when you find out that Holy Heat failed. This is brilliant.

[@triton115]

Great simulation. Makes me wonder what happens in the end, do they successfully rocket the Earth back into orbit, or does the Earth fly off into outer space on a multi-quadrillion year journey through interstellar and intergalactic space?

[@coolxg4357]

Let’s hope we do make it back home, and most life in the bunkers, if not all, will survive.

[@kerbodynamicx472]

Unfortunately, I see no way this can happen, since Earth is ejected at a very high speed in this scenario (100+km/s), even burning all the hydrogen in the ocean in nuclear fusion won’t be enough to reverse that velocity. Oxygen is the most abundant element in the planet, if we can fuse that, we might have a chance… but considering the government is requesting chemical fuels at the end… humanity is screwed

[@jamescawl6904]

@@kerbodynamicx472 so in order to have enough energy for the chance of earth to return to its original orbit then we must nuke the surface/atmosphere of our world? Whats the point of returning to orbit if our world is basically uninhabitable?.

[@minerscale]

@@kerbodynamicx472 I honestly didn't believe you and I thought that the mass of all the oceans, converted perfectly into energy and flung out using a photon drive for maximum specific impulse would surely move the earth a significant amount. Nope! You get just over 70m/s of dV. Humanity is doomed.

[@kerbodynamicx472]

@@minerscale Under such a circumstance, moving Earth is definitely a stupid idea. If you live on a mountain and want to move elsewhere, you probably won’t take the mountain with you. I see two ways out of this, either humans continue to survive on geothermal and nuclear power, digging deeper and deeper. The second option is to return to the solar systems on ark ships and return to the inner solar system. Since as there is be no atmosphere slowing down the rockets, launches are made a lot easier. A frozen, uninhabited surface will also permit the use of nuke propelled spaceships, Orion style.

[@Plazard_YT]

2:27 bro was lagging 💀

[@ElectrixterREAL]

XD

[@8FriendswithtroublebroE]

rip laggy bro

[@Vidplex228]

💀

[@vestiges-of-teal]

*types "help ive" into chrome* The auto complete: *help ive* accidentally pulled earth out of orbit

[@specialagentdustyponcho1065]

The Earth's geothermal and nuclear energy potential would be sufficient to sustain us in the event of losing the Sun. The challenge would be responding quickly enough to minimize loss of life. If I remember correctly from other videos on similar topics, we'd have some decades at least that we'd be able to walk on the surface with just warm clothing, then some more decades requiring arctic weather gear, before it started to become so cold and inhospitable that you effectively need a space suit. I do remember that it would take a very, very long time for atmospheric oxygen to get too low to be breathable. It would start to snow elemental oxygen before we ran out.

[@sharrpshooter1]

It would more likely rain than snow oxygen

[@JustThomas1]

"A pail of air" is a delightful short novel about this topic written in the early 1950's.

[@CitySeventeen17]

@@sharrpshooter1 everything would freeze, no rain.

[@Bramswarr]

Earths geothermal energy is dependent on the moon, which i assume would be flung elsewhere in space. We wouldnt have it to rely on forever, but I am unsure of the timeframe.

[@aidenmcknight2884]

@@Bramswarr This reply was wrong ignore what I’m saying

[@mikeymike2710]

"Remember when we say that we need to stop global warming? Well... we would like to take that statement back now..."

[@TheOriginalPoon]

Space is the scariest thing While this scenario is almost impossible (we’d spot it decades before it became a threat, allowing us to pool our scientific resources to create a solution in time, or Jupiter might just grab it, or another planet will affect its trajectory) if something dangerous happens in space, there’s very little we can do about it. Its very, very good that space is as empty and vast as it is

[@buckethatboy8719]

If anyone has heard the Severe Weather Radar voice, you'll know what I mean when I say that this would be bone-chilling to hear in that synth. It's already creepy enough, I'm kind of glad the voiceover isn't as robotic.

[@hotaruishere2133]

I kinda wish it WAS more robotic. I'm a mood to be scared half to death xD

[@evanwilkins06]

You do such a great job with your scenarios!! They're very creative and very well put together!! Keep 'em coming!!

[@alertworld]

Thank you! Will do!

[@Anonymous-kh5nq]

@@alertworld yes please! Make more videos like this, like the sun exploding. or a asteroid headed towards the earth, or sun left the solar system, or an asteroid hitting moon, or jupiter trying again to turn into a star

[@johannadler3069]

I hope to find more EAS scenarios with cosmic horror backdrops. Especially with the U.S Space Force being an actual branch, it just becomes more believable as a potential happening.

[@4yeniark]

Caseoh: jumps Planet: out of orbit

[@SnoozeCruisin]

I love that you sped up the EAS alert tones at the beginning of each broadcast. The video felt nicely paced throughout as a result.

[@chickenafraid]

I like how this one had a bit of a hopeful ending to it. Plenty other VHS-horror-emergency videos seem to go for "absolute uncontrollable chaos" and that's a bit too spooky for me.

[@Aluxray1245_SFM]

I like this style of EAS Scenario. It catches the scary vibes perfectly for me

[@DC10_AV]

POV when you pause the video 2:01 but the alarm still plays

[@DC10_AV]

@hu_tao_editzzLMAO

[@Republicofshaka]

Fr💀

[@hhaylow]

studying film and your editing style is genuinely so incredibly interesting and inspiring, can't wait for new content

[@Jamesamong007]

Imagine waking up everyday wondering when the planet is going to collide into something,

[@E_se_Endrick_fosse_assim]

In fact this is already a reality

[@liamwoodruff4090]

No its not I don't can't and won't believe it

[@javiermendoza9607]

If that happens well...we're fcked up

[@crow3002]

The fact there is a potencial since there are plenty of planets wondering around the galaxy and earths revolution around the sun changes from a normal sphere to an oval every 1 milion yrs or so leads to the point earth may colide into something- (rip the humanity exept the camera man)

[@saturn6563]

I know right. Imagine being so concerned about the planet colliding with something to the point it’s your biggest fear 😒

[@slowestbro1353]

god i love your eas style its so unique. good work i really liked this one

[@alertworld]

Thank you so much!

[@xtremeyoylecake]

You were my inspiration… this video gave me the idea for something I’m working on :)

[@neojabin1329]

What the flip are you working on if this is your inspiration! 😟😨. But seriously though, good luck.

[@Playitcool_1963]

Bro is trying to send us out of orbit

[@xtremeyoylecake]

@@neojabin1329a story about the sun disappearing and plants going crazy

[@xtremeyoylecake]

@@Playitcool_1963not exactly 😈

[@davidcarter3003]

Amazing video, I always love your style of presentation! My only question is why the announcement would say that pets are allowed if space was also critical (as you might expect)? Great video otherwise!

[@alertworld]

Thanks!! Mostly to manage loneliness and depression by giving a form of companionship.

[@cn8625-m1f]

@@alertworld you ok, pal? 🤨😢🥺

[@korkle2611]

I'd sob if I had to leave my pets behind

[@cn8625-m1f]

@@korkle2611 same

[@PrettyWaffle]

@@alertworld it probably isn't a good thing, as a former pet owner, that my first thought was that they were saying pets were allowed so they would have food. Depression also makes sense though, I've just never seen pets being allowed, and I feel like, once wildlife is gone, humanity would resort to pets, and after that, well...good thing those shelters are so cramped

[@Probablyademon]

Somehow I doubt that a planet moving that fast could drag us out of orbit, and even more that we would be able to keep up with it.

[@boop53]

if its heavy enough it could but i don’t think any planet can move that fast

[@grendelkrieg5742]

If a planet moved that fast it be going nearly the speed of light, it might nudge us a little closer or further from the sun but under no circumstances could we ever experience this situation. Not at that speed. Even if we *did* we would all be dead as soon as we reached enough speed to keep up with the planet, gravity itself would be crushing us into pulp

[@pneumaniac14]

@@boop53 planets can move ridiculously fast. Its that they cant accelerate fast. The rogue planet would have to be a black hole or something. That would make more sense because we would see a rogue planet long before it comes into the solar system.

[@kceflef]

@@grendelkrieg5742 how would gravity crush us into pulp?

[@carnical2315]

@@kceflef it’s like getting really really close to the core of the earth (swimming in the deep) you get crushed like a soda can. Like that but worse

[@SpontaneousProcess]

“The tunnels collapsed…” “Uh oh” “Due to the added weight that water gains when it freezes” “… ok.”

[@iceball3xd]

Honestly the EAS could've used more research. it reads like a primer for civil engineering authorities than a public or otherwise urgent service announcement. And in doing so, goes the route of very pulpy science fiction, if i'll be honest. Reminding me of that movie where they use that funny mantle-digging machine to fix the planet by nuking the core ;P

[@ortherner]

added weight that water gains when it freezes XD

[@ashewastakenTT]

Law of Conservation moment

[@eightbitfeline9012]

2:49 how is humanity still alive if all wildlifes died out 💀

[@DinoRicky]

Old food or packed and preserved food obviously

[@NCR_vet_ranger2347]

​​@@DinoRickywhen that runs out?

[@cthulhufhtagn7520]

​@@NCR_vet_ranger2347 Hydroponics, cultured meat, microbial food

[@UserNotFound404_LOLOL]

@@cthulhufhtagn7520a n d w h a t i f t h a t r u n s o u t

[@GHOSTFACESNEXTVICTIM]

Plants as wrll

[@HackerArmy03]

Since it seems like the earth is still intact and we're being shielded by some unknown force to counter the fact that we're traveling at an extreme speed (to make it canon, let's just say the rogue planet's alive (to make it more creepy) and is shielding us), the most optimal choice here IMO is to build space ships like arks to potentially travel back to Mars and set up colonies there. Building a massive rocket to boost earth back would not be enough as we'd need a force equivalent somewhere near the speed of light to push it back which would, I think, inevitably crumple the planet instantly the second it starts. The authorities who gave the go sign to drill seem to have forgotten that tectonic plates exist, anyways, yeah, spaces ships are the last and most reasonable option for mankind. Heck, we don't even know where the planet is going to pull us to.

[@Galethvia]

If that rogue planet was able to get close enough to capture earth, it'd almost be certain that every other planet in the system would at the very least have their orbit adjusted as well to the more likely scenario that they're thrown out of the system. Sol would be FUBAR. Humanity's best chance in this scenario is hope they can live long enough to be taken near another star with a habitable planet and try to send an ark there.

[@Breadman-k6d]

a force equivalent to a speed? How does that make any sense.

[@Ace_Star_543]

I really enjoy this style of EAS keep it up

[@Haz_wizZYT]

This is a type of EAS that give too much effort

[@domc1]

This was the best EAS Scenario I've seen so far, keep it up! :)

[@wariogamer69]

Great channel, no cheap scares, true horror

[@yagamiapologist]

This is quite different from other EAS videos I’ve watched, but this is pretty refreshing. Keep up the good work, I love the creativity and visuals. It’s okay if it isn’t scientifically accurate, I still think it’s cool.

[@xenockz]

I have no idea why you'd even need to dig channels for magma to flow around the world when, you know, it already does. Only a few kilometers under out feet. Also the fact that you just need to dig down deep enough and it gets increasingly hotter.

[@julie-the-julie]

That combined with the whole "just build a really big rocket" thing kinda makes this all pretty silly. I googled it, and some guy on Quora does some napkin math on moving the Earth 2 million km, which is only 1% of our current distance to the sun (we're 2900x that distance out in this scenario). The necessary materials to move .013 AU would come out to about 1/57 of the entire Earth's mass, and all the energy added to the atmosphere would be enough to literally boil the planet. Not just the oceans, the whole thing, rock and all. If we wanted to get back to our home position we would presumably need to use more energy than the entire earth has (which makes sense, we were grabbed by the forces of something larger than the Earth after all), and evaporate the whole planet in the process Obviously the situation is unrealistic by default, but I would've been more interested in something about the unrest leading up to the event (we would absolutely see something this big coming), the effects of planetary radiation from the first encounter with the planet and then later on from Jupiter, a desperate scramble to put together colony ships to try to get into one of Jupiter or Saturn's water moons - anything that might _actually_ happen in this scenario. I think a feeling of "there is literally nothing we could ever have done to stop something like this" is a valuable emotion to grab onto

[@ortherner]

Ya that was just stupid. Also for a rocket to even change earth’s speed a little it, it would need to go near the speed of light, which is basically impossible for us to achieve. And also it would cause massive destruction across earth. Also water doesn’t gain mass when it freezes, that’s not how water works. I think the best plan would’ve just been to either evacuate earth or to just stay deep, near the magma layer of earth.

[@AnUnusualEg]

Holy crud the rogue planet going this fast is actually horrifying. 7 weeks to get to pluto and past jupiter faster than all of our space craft.

[@iplayGames300]

your an amazing EAS content creator you make it so realistic keep it up!!

[@szczur0192]

That was honestly one of the best scenarios I've seen so far, I love the green HUD

[@TSwany]

This is actually super good! I love your visual reimagining of the EAS. This should absolutely be a real graphics package some day

[@yungfella8474]

Unrelated to the vid, but I think it’s badass that the US has a branch of its military called the “space force”

[@alertworld]

I totally agree with you.. it's just funny that their logo is a reversed Pontiac emblem. I can't unseen that

[@arverite7311]

It sounds cool but it’s mainly satellites

[@itz_louzi3348]

I like that the symbol somewhat resembles the Federation symbol from Star Trek

[@Professionalhaterlol]

@the man same

[@navy3001]

@@alertworld you mean Star Fleet?

[@lizardorsmth6023]

Wow! an EAS Scenario that actually has a chance for existing!

[@DANKRUNEMUSIC]

Alpha centauri looks a lot more feasible now

[@CoolTelho]

wo- wait.. OH NO

[@denisdemarcus1]

Not even 5% chance of it existing

[@elementgermanium]

At a minimum, we wouldn’t be caught off-guard like this. A rogue planet entering our solar system would be detected via its gravitational effects. Even if we only catch it at 5,000 AU out (already well inside the solar system) and even with the massive speed Ogle’s moving at in the video, we’d have decades to prepare.

[@joshwilliams8863]

Great style and delivery! Although the science of it all irks me a little. Just a couple of months to get past pluto? It took New Horizons almost 10 years to get there. Even without detours, it would be a very long trek. Also the rate at which most of these things were accomplished (the underground bunkers, project holy heat, the rocket) were 100% unrealistic. It would take just this long to plan, let alone implement. I did like the idea of geothermal activity, although if you're trying to live underground with a heat source, nuclear would be viable as well. Generally waste heat is removed into the atmosphere, but if that's a useful commodity too then double bonus.

[@AlexEvett55]

No one knows how fast planet OGLE was moving. Given that it was moving at around the speed of an average star through our galaxy (which i assume would be the same as that of a rogue planet) it could actually reach pluto in months rather than years

[@human_3217]

Yeah, the waste heat could be used for generating electricity, then a loop for cooling the condensers could just be wound around the bunker

[@joshwilliams8863]

@@AlexEvett55 The flip side of that is that the faster it is travelling, the less time it has to perturb Earth's orbit. We would never get caught in the gravitational pull of another planet if the relative velocity between us was greater than the escape velocity of the larger planet. Escape velocity for Earth is 11.2 km/s. For Jupiter, it's almost 60km/s. In order to reach pluto in a year, we would have to be travelling at least 168km/s. This would require a planet several times the mass and radius of Jupiter - which is the sort of thing you'd see coming years in advance. It wouldn't creep up on you. Like I said, the idea and presentation were solid. But being a scientist and thinking about this sort of stuff kinda broke it for me a little. And yes, I am fun at parties.

[@notme8232]

@@joshwilliams8863 They probably did see it, but there's not much you can do about a medium sized brown dwarf barreling towards you.

[@AlexEvett55]

@@joshwilliams8863 touche

[@mattjk5299]

Two weeks seems a bit... fast. Space is BIG, even if the earth got knocked out by gravitational instability it would take months to reach that point.

[@GoodMusicManiac999]

This is a masterpiece, with the most unthinkable scenario. Great job!

[@Pinqikwav]

These terrify me but I can’t stop watching them-

[@bakuralovesme]

we really tried with holy heat. we really did. but it unfortunately became holy sheat.

[@giulianodenardi7654]

Hi Vulkaz, Thank you for taking your time creating these messages which, I hope, will remain fictional and, for that reason, I won't question your view of this scenario too much. This scenario had already thought a few things and I would like to mention: - The first EAS is not the first one, bear with me: the world population in a few moments would be sure of the doom and that the possible solutions would be for the few, however, as rational this conclusion may be, chaos would erupt. Perhaps the first EAS was advising the population about relocation plans in temporary areas, which in years in advance, would be locations to implement solutions, both governmental and private; - The second message could be the final day, with all the phenomena that could happen but the solutions would be put into practice, one of them (as the USSF was mentioned), about the permanent colonization of Mars; - The message after two weeks I wonder what Earth would look like after passing through the asteroid belt. Also an attempt to colonize one of Jupiter's satellites despite negative temperatures; - In the last one, valuable resources could also be food, water, medicines, ammunition/weapons. This conclusion is very depressing.

[@ThePlasmaNinjaMM3]

0:45 thought this whole video was just a stickbug for a second

[@typicalbeast_890xd]

Whats a stickbug

[@ThePlasmaNinjaMM3]

@@typicalbeast_890xda bug that looks like a stick

[@anthonytapia15]

@@typicalbeast_890xd Okay, my generation is cooked. I’m the only gen alpha who knows about the Get stickbugged meme

[@typicalbeast_890xd]

@@anthonytapia15 Its actually a good thing that I dont spend all my time on the internet watching memes

[@anthonytapia15]

@@typicalbeast_890xd okay. That hurt

[@Caydos]

If Earth was pulled over to the interstellar space way past Pluto; it's about time to give up. Just drink your whiskeys and say goodbye to each other.

[@ILOVEFRIES-q2y]

“Holy heat” really just became “Holy shit”

[@thetriangleboi]

😂😂💀

[@matthewthescienceguy7627]

That phone number is actually a rickroll.

[@alertworld]

Glad somebody called :)

[@BuzzBuzzVr130]

I called it too

[@BuzzBuzzVr130]

You were roght

[@BuzzBuzzVr130]

Right

[@ExtraordinaryOddball12345]

I was for a new video. And this one is great! Keep your good work up!

[@alertworld]

Yay! Thank you!

[@DragonflyMel]

I know I’m late to the party, but someone here on KZbin has done an in depth video on this situation. Kurgezagt (or however it’s spelled) uploaded a video on what would happen if earth escaped orbit and flew out of the solar system.

[@Sir_Uncle_Ned]

If I was in charge, project Holy Heat would have been cancelled as a stupid and ultimately unsustainable idea, you want to preserve as much geothermal heat as possible and sticking to existing hotspots would dramatically reduce the core cooling rate. Besides all that, you're talking about piping material hot enough to melt or even outright vaporise everything it touches across the world. Nothing can stand up to that demand. It's cruel, yes, but in such a desperate situation, you want every millisecond you can possibly get to maximise the chances of species survival. But, desperate people make stupid moves.

[@ASNS117Zero]

To be fair, it would take such a ridiculously long time for the core material to cool that it would be nonsensical to try and conserve it in these circumstances. The entire idea of us being able to dig tunnels that would cause a catastrophic tectonic shift as described in this video is silliness in the highest order, but then, the idea of wasting that much energy on making lava tunnels is just as silly. If they have the capacity to do that, they have enough power to where actually *doing* that for heat is a moot point.

[@EmbeddedWithin]

Nuclear energy is better. Usually heat produced by nuclear reactors is a useless byproduct, but in this case it’s a double plus

[@dylanpresidafonseca2545]

@@EmbeddedWithin geothermal makes sense in the short term, since all you have to do is dig deep.

[@EmbeddedWithin]

@@dylanpresidafonseca2545 The geothermal idea should be used as a last resort when all nuclear plants have ran out of fuel…. Like in a few thousand years.

[@dylanpresidafonseca2545]

@@EmbeddedWithin it takes a very large amount of time, material, machinery and expertise in order to build an effective nuclear reactor. With geothermal, all you really have to do is dig deep.

[@ikuno455]

"Pets are allowed if they are not exhibiting Solarphrenia" Already the best version of the government ever made in fiction.

[@EclipsaMyrtenaster]

Still amazed that humanity still hasn't frozen to death this far out of the original orbit. Almost three months of just constant freezing temps are gonna be hard as hell. We're already struggling when it's winter, imagine living while the earth is practically orbiting inside the Oort cloud.

[@Dat_man]

Just imagine, chilling at your house looking outside the quiet bright moon, but it slowly starts dissapearing.

[@lmno567]

Pretty sure this would constitute as a bit more than just a threat at to public safety, more like a threat to existence of life on the entire planet.

[@DoitFroTehLulz]

I think this is one of my favorite videos you've done. I love the idea that we are just yanked out of orbit and the panic of trying to sustain live in such an event. If I can make a recommendation you should make one about the sun going supernova! It could start as an alert of a possible solar flare transitioning into an escape shuttle to a distant planet.

[@bentheinkling6570]

Tell me you dont know how a supernova works without telling me you dont know how a supernova works..

[@Bellabong]

Nice little scenario :) 2 weeks to Jupiter and 6 weeks to Pluto, wtf is your Ogle? A black hole travelling at 0.04c? For anyone legitimately worried - anything that could actually "yank" us out of the Suns orbit, would be screwing up our solar system well ahead actually reaching the inner solar system. We should have an amazing comet show though if that ever happens.

[@artemisorwhatever9828]

Yeah, we'd have far more time to prepare. Centuries, at the very least.

[@PopeBrandonBrownson]

Usually these are good fun, but seeing my area code appear in a phone number in an EAS? Now that sent chills down my spine!

[@ballpython9692]

Can we all take a moment to appreciate the visuals and sound effects and overall effort that goes into these videos? These are truly amazing! Keep up the good work! You earned my subscription!

[@consicedisc6961]

Now imagine hearing this while you were like 6-12 years old watching adult swim past your bedtime

[@philparent9557]

Yeah, building a rocket big enough to send the whole planet flying away.... may God have mercy on our asses, indeed.

[@NorthStarBlue1]

I feel like that part is more of a "duck and cover" kinda thing, the powers that be realize that the remaining populace is pretty much boned and is just saying something they think will keep the panic to a minimum. And of course, convince them to send valuable supplies to prop up the government's bunkers for a while longer, because we can't have that being wasted on those sorry plebs, now can we?

[@limburgishmapping7166]

Considering that the Earth was supposedly orbiting the rogue planet (which it wouldn't do in a real scenario, it'd be flying alone with that planet just having knocked it out of orbit) and the fact that the earth is rotating, the only thing that rocket would have done is destabalise our orbit and slam us into the planet.

[@operator_ace8502]

Despite this being one of your earlier works, it is one of your mostly viewed videos, even with a few logical errors the cosmic terror i think is the main attraction. Why not remake this sometime? You’ve definitely gotten way better as of late, a little remake wouldn’t hurt to make the cosmic element from this video shine.

[@emrilbennett8704]

Agreed. You have truly become a leader in the community💚💚💚💚

[@Kawamagi]

It would be nice to see a remake (and a more scientifically accurate one. pls. no more frozen water being heavier than liquid water)

[@SarahKrilow]

I really love the visuals in this, so cool

[@spartanpianist3334]

this was great and I enjoyed the underground tunnels idea but... increased weight of the frozen ocean? I believe the weight should remain the same whether the ocean is frozen or not.

[@calebmegan7653]

been watching your eas videos for a week, and just subscribed! Keep up these great videos

[@alertworld]

Welcome aboard!

[@kanjdostuff]

3:07 Holy heat?

[@michaelchance6125]

Praise the fire gods!