he's so cute. and, unrelated to that, he sounds like a 65 year old woman who's been smoking a pack a day for decades.
@andrewcastleberry49215 жыл бұрын
@@nathanswenson1887 no joke Jews voices sound like that more often
@nicolasdesautels28484 жыл бұрын
wow he's hot
@MrLightlike784 жыл бұрын
I think vaccines are awesome and you should inoculate your kids. Don't be silly and do them ALL at once follow a good few month schedule between shots- and in the off chance your kid becomes autistic I think that's preferable to potentially contracting/spreading preventable diseases. Face book thread fight! GO.
@memnochLasher6 жыл бұрын
"Here your diseased baby back " i lost it right there!
@romelo12014 жыл бұрын
@High Commander Squealer R u hungry? U need a snickers? Ur not yourself when your hungry
@sodapop49494 жыл бұрын
@@romelo1201 no, I think they need a break. Have a break, have a kit-kat
@jettison276 жыл бұрын
"It used to be skin colour, but someone had a dream..." hahaha
@esotericksoul71565 жыл бұрын
They didn't give that one what it deserved lol
@Charmedsas15 жыл бұрын
That joke was fire. Why didn't they laugh?😏😂
@Black_pearl_adrift4 жыл бұрын
That was hillarious damn 😭
@ThoughtSP954 жыл бұрын
Charmedsas1 probably more of a US thing
@joshuaklein28594 жыл бұрын
keirabryson you're beautiful
@klaasinsession5 жыл бұрын
The 'someone had a dream' bit would have KILLED with nearly any other audience around the world!
@WhiteAntelope74 жыл бұрын
Ye, I'm Polish and it's fucking hilarious.
@AaronRClark5 жыл бұрын
"That I am the vessel that He had chosen to judge her!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@herrgoldmann25625 жыл бұрын
His last name "Edelman" means "noble man" by the way
@megatato85644 жыл бұрын
High Commander Squealer, His last name "Squealer" comes from the sound he makes due to the stick up his ass.
@renataostertag60514 жыл бұрын
@High Commander Squealer Moron - Goldmann means "golden man".
@sandragrant82714 жыл бұрын
Um...HERR, Goldmann ?
@ras-chd4 жыл бұрын
Adel means refined, subtle in Yiddish.
@andreponniah99005 жыл бұрын
"Only God can judge me" The people who say that are never the ones that care about what God would say
@chewycenter76905 жыл бұрын
True that.
@eatjinarmy34694 жыл бұрын
So true
@sarikatimmi4 жыл бұрын
Andre Ponniah amen
@turquoisesnowflake46134 жыл бұрын
Person: only god can judge me God: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLLY AND THAT I CREATED! VACCINATE YOUR CHILDREN
@CyeOutsider3 жыл бұрын
I bet the same people judge gays, atheists and everyone else they arbitrarily deem morally beneath them every single damn day. They just use that line to stop people judging them back.
@tiotito315 жыл бұрын
"What do you mean he's fine?" LOL
@mariannakouk146 жыл бұрын
WHY ISN'T HE MORE FAMOUS! HE'S AWESOME
@lachlanjones68125 жыл бұрын
mu==my wekwerk ar hee is going asho tonighte iifor got the name of tathat showe
@Kushguy101215 жыл бұрын
Μαρ Κουκ he was funny in high school
@LegitimateKill6 жыл бұрын
That MLK dream joke should have got more laughs. Buddy killed it.
@Lori_L5 жыл бұрын
I think he was overseas though.
@FurNaxxYT4 жыл бұрын
It was Melbourne, AU. I hear they're still pretty edgy on race subjects due to their history with the Aborigines
@kattykat58126 жыл бұрын
That last line he said had me rollin.🤣😂
@smileyy7776 жыл бұрын
I WAS THE VESSEL
@johnanon80386 жыл бұрын
Turned on captions for the cousin's names. Hilarious.
@ItsLisetteMedina5 жыл бұрын
John Anon thank you for this pro tip. 😂
@edubbykc5 жыл бұрын
Captions translated to: "I have causing some in National minuets o'clock"
@Randeep-u7b6 жыл бұрын
He's got a great flow 👍 #keepthejokescoming
@creatorsremose6 жыл бұрын
I didn't expect this to be so good!!
@wrinkleintime42574 жыл бұрын
As someone who has an older family member born in the 50’s who caught polio and has lived his whole life with severe disabilities (though being one of the most brilliant and creative people in our family!) .... VACCINATE YOUR DAMN KIDS!!! Now that that’s out of the way I loved this routine so much!!!
@JS-nu3kv4 жыл бұрын
"First of all...Here's your disease baby back" i can't 🤣🤣🤣
@abishayforys4 жыл бұрын
"I WAS THE VESSEL IN WHICH GOD HAD DECIDED TO JUDGE HER"
@Leahrloo4 жыл бұрын
“I am the vessel he used to judge you!” 😂🤣
@i3eaniie6025 жыл бұрын
God works in mysterious ways... And also in Alex Edelman
@GawdsNectar Жыл бұрын
Where has this guy been my whole life??❤
@emilyosborne88054 жыл бұрын
Alex, you should get a KZbin channel that posts clips of your standup. I don’t wanna subscribe to comedy channels cause I don’t like many comedians, but i wanna see more of your videos.
@AndriaTheKobold4 жыл бұрын
This guy's quickly becoming a new favorite
@drg86874 жыл бұрын
"Here is your diseased baby back!" LOL. Need to use this one.
@jankim37456 жыл бұрын
My favorite comedian XD
@georgenorris26573 жыл бұрын
Alex has a half hour slot on BBC radio and he is always AWESOME. I love it when he gets really deep. His Jewish heritage IS his comedy. So unique and just wonderful.
@stevesmith55424 жыл бұрын
"Dont clap for that!" Lmfao im deaaaaaaaaaaadddd
@taliaricher7104 жыл бұрын
he walked onstage and the jewish part of me immediately knew he was jewish lmao
@davidthaler70184 жыл бұрын
Gigi Richer Sooooo....his last name wasn’t a clue? :-)
@taliaricher7104 жыл бұрын
@@davidthaler7018 oh it absolutely was
@sarvin44716 жыл бұрын
He is so funny! Let that last joke sit a bit cause it was hilarious.
@swanny66272 жыл бұрын
This aged amazingly
@nm68185 жыл бұрын
Love your vibe. Keep being you. The frum apikores thing totally works for you.
@ryanthoms4 жыл бұрын
Alex needs a special ASAP
@Sammstar4205 жыл бұрын
I love comedians that aren't afraid to be controversial in this day and age.
@babygurleatsshickennuggits42014 жыл бұрын
Most aren't so all
@jibanikaram96546 жыл бұрын
I’ve heard this joke about name before
@KazesDemons6 жыл бұрын
Ayyyyye Alex came back to Melbourne! Love his sets, super funny guy. Always hard to do anti-vaxx stuff in Melbourne though
@TCt830676955 жыл бұрын
Ppl dont get vaccinated in Melbourne? Well then I won't be visiting... 😉😁
@Lori_L5 жыл бұрын
Melbourne, Florida or Melbourne, Australia?
@yaoibabe5 жыл бұрын
@@Lori_L that's like trying to clarify between Atlanta, Ga or Atlanta, Tx. No one is ever talking about the least known one.
@Lori_L5 жыл бұрын
@@yaoibabe - unless the person talking is from Texas and they all get big acts. I'm from Melbourne Florida and we get everybody from musicians like Paul McCartney to comedians like Jerry Seinfeld and Jay Leno
@victoriasanchez12724 жыл бұрын
It’s been awhile since I’ve actually liked a comedian
@Tinymoezzy5 жыл бұрын
I relate way too much to this guy!
@RebekahCurielAlessi4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant brilliant brilliant
@tommymcweedface2295 жыл бұрын
Thanks. Time for my cancer meds. This kid is good!
@claudiasc58714 жыл бұрын
yayy soooo good! "thats how we judge people, through their opinions and actions" hahaha
@disanglazarussetlhauno35714 жыл бұрын
"What do you mean he is fine"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@obless45406 жыл бұрын
im crying
@tommymcweedface2295 жыл бұрын
Ok, Ferris. We know your name...
@nailbitter3105 жыл бұрын
He’s so cute, smart, and funny!
@ren-px9yl4 жыл бұрын
"cause someone had a dream" XD
@karakol865 жыл бұрын
He is good! 😎🤗
@tinniesealjiji4 жыл бұрын
We sound like were in slytherin 😭😭
@benwambua67364 жыл бұрын
I like this guy
@Panda720214 жыл бұрын
"I studied Torah every morning from 8:00 in the morning until 6:00 at night....because yeshiva is a Hebrew word meaning 'miserable'".
@robertschwartz48105 жыл бұрын
Why didn't you say to her, "Good luck avoiding polio"?
@konradra7824 жыл бұрын
That tallk guy on the front left of the audience ist 100% trippin on something, not moving and just staring at the void :D
@konradra7824 жыл бұрын
( 5:11 and 1:04 )
@SiriShin4 жыл бұрын
"It used to be skincolor but someone had a dream" 🤣🤣 They definetly missed that joke though.
@SilverFlame8194 жыл бұрын
OMG he's fucking great. :D
@reecec6264 жыл бұрын
Where do I know this guy from!
@s.s.77054 жыл бұрын
HES JUST A BAG OF THINGS AT THIS POINT HAHAHAHAH
@renoia30673 жыл бұрын
This guy is fucking fantastic. I hope he gets big one day
@abdullamohamed70774 жыл бұрын
0:57 0:58
@floor.smorenburg5 жыл бұрын
How is this kid 29 😂
@hudsontoo12124 жыл бұрын
Guy is hilarious 😂
@imasongstress17014 жыл бұрын
I have the biggest crush on this dude
@aurorafuze4 жыл бұрын
this guy is funny as hell
@jeromystone7786 жыл бұрын
Um, he's yummy. Just say'n. Nuff said.
@Bear333-o9n5 жыл бұрын
All I hear now is arrogance, it used to be pride..
@melissaCgreenwood5 жыл бұрын
Yes, he's super cute and funny 😙👍 Sigh, why can't guys like that hit on me instead of creeps twice my age? 😢
@norainnoflowers15514 жыл бұрын
Jeromy Stone two words: Daniel Sloss
@SheWhoWalksWithLucifer4 жыл бұрын
Yeah he's definitely yummy. I saw some comments saying he was ugly.. mfers have no taste.
@lilaccherri75844 жыл бұрын
@@melissaCgreenwood ah he's gay
@traumagotmesick67505 жыл бұрын
I love his stand up!!!!!! He is the best!!!!!!!
@maddysydney5 жыл бұрын
I hate it when people say “Don’t judge me”. They should read Blink - humans judge within 7 seconds of meeting someone. Like it or not, you have been judged. Whatever you say or do after that does very little to change it
@CosmonautChris5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Bravo!!!
@lukaszepesi4 жыл бұрын
My mom didn't have me tested for autism but I have it, and I got diagnosed at 29. Idk which situation is better.
@morgand98266 жыл бұрын
matt king?
@ANGRLLL6 жыл бұрын
Morgan D can't see it honestly
@bethw60276 жыл бұрын
Morgan D I can see it lol especially if he had blonde hair 😂
@jamesk10276 жыл бұрын
He seems to have one act and I have all ready heard it.
@jettison276 жыл бұрын
*already
@legenda91096 жыл бұрын
@@rheghimself5072 wtf?
@TheReddevil8215 жыл бұрын
@@legenda9109 SARCASM..... try it!
@Gamer_Mama_06115 жыл бұрын
How is the Graveyard shift at KFC the same as Autism and being Jewish? Thaaat's right you only watched part of his skit on KZbin and just flap your mouth at anything. How's that working for your wife?
@minabeanwaid5 жыл бұрын
@@Gamer_Mama_0611honestly.. if you flip through and listen to every single available video of his on the frontmost pages of KZbin there isnt a huge variation of materierial. Understandable view wise as it's for specific TV or festival audiences but generally speaking... the library isnt there yet. Eventually he will become more established with a larger library but until then there isnt much and that's that. Your attitude with your response is unnecessary and that shade doesn't look good on you. Tacky.
@HarPlayer5 жыл бұрын
No 1 will take me at this point 😆!!!! So so
@acechoi61704 жыл бұрын
I'm gunna line him with Gabriel Iglesias and Trevor Noah, damn he's really good 😂
@noakalter34974 жыл бұрын
Everyone in my family got cool Hebrew names and mine is just Noa with a *insert flem noise here* at the end of it
@bakiterriyaki97945 жыл бұрын
The Jews made another great one,gotta give it to those yamaka rockers lmao "my mother inside the doctors office :theres really nothing wrong with him??" Fucking dead,this guys hilarious
@rekfleming63194 жыл бұрын
Bruh someone is absolutely dying in the background
@ariebirb4 жыл бұрын
I remember learning my Hebrew name lol. I joke that my twon stole half of our name. Which total would be 8 names lol
@davidreinhard60375 жыл бұрын
I wonder if he's Jewish
@ellak.86004 жыл бұрын
hmmmmm...maybe
@rosiearts71994 жыл бұрын
Straight up I want to marry this man
@caramelfrappe71065 жыл бұрын
So wise
@rosiearts71994 жыл бұрын
My older sister who still lives at home just had a baby, and she got so mad at me bc I was like, you know she’s only a month old. There really no point in watching cartoons around her rather then something else you want to watch. She’s not paying attention yet. And she got sooooo mad and was like “are you saying my baby’s stupid? She’s not stupid, she understands things” and my response that I still stand by was she’s not stupid, but she is a baby. And baby’s that are only a month old aren’t focusing on what you’re watching and forming opinions on it’s appropriateness. There’s a difference between being stupid, and having a developmentally appropriate mental capacity that goes along with being a one month old baby.
@heartman20135 жыл бұрын
The redhead in the front wasn't having any of it
@atzonaftaniel47984 жыл бұрын
1:23 I volunteer
@tamerjaber37716 жыл бұрын
here from coco team
@williamwinder34665 жыл бұрын
5:12 I think that one guy is blind. Anyone else?
@omniscientindisplay72175 жыл бұрын
Naw, I think he's on drugs. He keeps looking at him and even looks at the camera at one point. For sure bugging out and just not sure how to handle himself, avoiding eye contact. Further evidence is the lack of support. No cane, no dog, no glasses, and it doesn't look like any of those bracelets are medical indicators, just rave gear ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@generalplormby9334 жыл бұрын
Oh man, if we were to say any of this in today’s age.
@benjamindejesus25965 жыл бұрын
Just give the baby a little mercury it'll be fine
@USA50_2 жыл бұрын
Lol that sounds like Spanish names in America 🇺🇲❤️😂
@fiesty1614 жыл бұрын
He reminds me of Ferris Buller.
@salixuu6 жыл бұрын
But even if they did cause autism would you rather your child be autistic and live or die of diseases
@elainabensen95334 жыл бұрын
I’ll convert for you..
@donaldsullivan-delaon55245 жыл бұрын
ugh first time parents and their brand new babies...
@melissaCgreenwood5 жыл бұрын
Donald Delaon Yup, lost all my friends that way, one by one. Who wants to go to a party with a baby there? It's not a party if we're discussing diapers, milk flow and sleep schedules 😒
@omarokinawa47435 жыл бұрын
Hahaha sum1 had a dream
@thisguyrighthere36475 жыл бұрын
Logic test....If YOU were vaccinated.....you don't have to worry about those who aren't. That's why you GOT THE VACCINATION....correct?
@CarlaKariott2 жыл бұрын
This aged well
@vanetasnow6 жыл бұрын
I'm Sytherin!!!! humph
@JoshuaDillonn4 жыл бұрын
Shut up
@bozolito1085 жыл бұрын
Dude is funny
@leishayoung41244 жыл бұрын
I hope he keeps coming to the festival, we usually end up losing the Americans.
@ajachaotic4 жыл бұрын
God is judging you through me. I AM GOD.
@MrsCandyTruss5 жыл бұрын
He reminds me of an angry Pete Holmes
@Isabella-it9cs4 жыл бұрын
😅😋
@SteamShinobi4 жыл бұрын
David yoseph shimon ben elazar reuven ha levi Alex Edelman "David Joseph Simon, son of Elazar Reuven, the Levite, Alex Edelman"