The Graveyard Shift At KFC | Alex Edelman | Sydney Comedy Festival

[@januarymilk9347]

Adult life: 'And then I was angry about a whole new thing'

[@drdespair3651]

I know the feeling

[@HeyThisIsBrian]

2020

[@chloe6844]

i like your name

[@alastorlapid2365]

"Anytime I had a problem, I would throw a molotov cocktail and BOOM! I had a different problem."- Jason Mendosa

[@elliotthartup4095]

He looks like Ferris Bueller and Andy Samberg had a long night of passion and this man was produced.

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

it could have been a short night, and one of them left disappointed with a bag of chicken...

[@lizzyyork]

Omg he does!

[@jenniferbates2811]

Omg!! Absolutely

[@icreatedanaccountforthis1852]

I'd pay to see that.

[@melissafradette479]

Elliott Hartup you should do standup!

[@chloehanson5751]

Lmao "if u miss your family... we have the family bucket"

[@mitsuomits9077]

Hahaha

[@Tillie490]

All most peed myself!😂😂😂

[@Seedyrom247]

Thanks for putting the joke up. Now I don’t need to watch the video

[@eligebrown8998]

🤣🤣🤣 that was priceless

[@willlame5597]

seedyrom247 reading the comments is a choice buddy :-)

[@dianedavidson5283]

No water... We pass health inspection by wiping down the counters with cupcakes

[@Noodles4Anime]

Lol But being serious, a culinary school I went to had a sanitation hose, so (though we did have water) we didnt need water to clean.

[@dianedavidson5283]

@@Noodles4Anime What is a sanitation hose if not a tube through which water passes?

[@dianedavidson5283]

@monokhem What do they wipe down with? Every restaurant I go to, someone has a damp cloth to wipe down tables. Probably or maybe there is something like Lysol or Pinesol or whatever in that liquid, but the main thing is water. If the places you go don't do that, I think you might want to go elsewhere?

[@dianedavidson5283]

@monokhem I really hope it's not straight bleach. That stuff is super caustic.

[@dianedavidson5283]

@monokhem I found this in from my friend google: " What do they use at restaurants to clean tables? First, use a soapy water solution to clean tables using a clean disposable paper towel, and 2. Second, after cleaning the table surface with soap or detergent and rinsing with water, disinfect tables by using a diluted bleach water solution - according to directions listed below. " Really, don't mess with straight bleach!!!

[@Bigmoodx]

I started wheezing when he said “This woman came in and she was 4 boulders” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@hinatanin]

Creamy Steve it's funny because Stone is a crazy measurement

[@BNL07604]

That got me.

[@bmolitor615]

I haven't seen that part yet but I am looking forward to it.

[@emanx222]

Same!!!!!

[@Mel-jr5cz]

Yeah! I thought it was hilarious when he started laughing at his own joke 😂

[@marcoVGpolo]

That pounds, kilograms, Stone, and boulder evolution was legitimately perfection

[@ElLe-ie5um]

“What goes into a cupcake?” “........ ......... ......... Cupcake.”

[@robertschwartz4810]

No, what goes into a Vegan cupcake? --- Sawdust and lies.

[@Supersonic]

Oh boy Pie! What flavor?? PIE FLAVOR *guitar

[@22DOMINOES22]

@@Supersonic A Super Dope Flavor!

[@meduimrareberries5888]

Logic 100

[@black-cat2537]

Gets closer to the mic* what else

[@sarasheis3672]

What’s the healthiest thing on the menu? ‘Uh, leaving’

[@sabbathjackal]

ive actually said that to people at my job, its why im not a cashier XD

[@ytbvdshrtnr]

Where do you work?

[@sabbathjackal]

@@ytbvdshrtnr jack in the box

[@boathousedave2383]

The Abortion I thought you were gonna say planned parenthood

[@moarroz]

@@boathousedave2383 omfg 😂😂👏👏👏💀💀☠ dead

[@WolfAngel2264]

If a place told me they didn't have water I think my first response would be: "Then I guess I better call the health inspector since your 'brand ambassadors' have never washed their hands ever"

[@AmazonElf]

Good one!

[@josepharsenault1083]

It’s a way to make the word ‘employee’ seem important.

[@lauriagrantiii]

Check Mate

[@danielkaczmarski5688]

So you want to drink water out of their hands?

[@primary2630]

Brand ambassador lmao what a joke

[@hisntsilent8658]

“I got into a fight this summer at a vegan cupcake shop.”

[@3run632]

You won't be gerrin any of MY money! (Just so we’re clear I’m not vegan) Ok you’ve met 2 vegans in your entire life and draw conclusions about the entirety of the community, which spans millions of people, based on anecdotal evidence. Makes sense. I can draw the similarly shitty conclusion that "meat must do bad things to people because I’ve never met a meat eater who wasn’t insecure about his eating habits"

[@darrylhirst8863]

@@3run632 lol we're not insecure about eating meat xD That's a stupid assumption in itself.

[@3run632]

Darryl Hirst WOW you don’t know how to read I showed how generalizing observations made on a few people leads to dumb conclusions.

[@MLBlue30]

The situation just shows that hipster bullshit can ruin an otherwise unique establishment with pretentiousness and bad service.

[@canaisyoung3601]

That's the whitest thing I've ever heard.

[@satevo462]

A guy I use to work with at a pizza place had a customer ask him if our cheese was pasteurized. And he said "once it's in your mouth it's past your eyes". I had to run away i laughed so hard..

[@briel7904]

😏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥇🥇🥇🏆🏆🏆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@maddycunningham4140]

🤣🤣🤣

[@dabsmomos]

🤣👌

[@MissCeceLynne05]

Omg im crying at this 🤣

[@geeweez]

Hahahahhaa I cannot

[@diz.420]

lmao "And I said really calmy, 'I'll light this whole place on fire and watch you try to put it our with just cupcake!'"

[@lordcatnip]

Dizzelez Ynf this guy had me crying laughing when he said that

[@biggawinnacrapsa3870]

Do you suppose you could try a little harder next time and maybe write a comment without fucking it up completely? Can you try that? I mean - so that you don't come off sounding like an ignorant moron. Thank you, that is all.

[@Mikeological]

Bigga Winna Crapsa you spent 43 words to criticize some random KZbin comment that was made 2 years ago that didn’t deserve your bs

[@stefanmuc2k]

@@biggawinnacrapsa3870 "Dizzelez Ynf" probably changed their account name to "Diz 420" at some point in the last two years. Does the comment make more sense now?

[@ThatPimpOverThere]

@@biggawinnacrapsa3870 you sound like a jackass hahaha

[@alexolson8406]

Some law requires restaurants to have free tap water, but that might just be in the US

[@MooseTea95]

Nah, that's in the UK as well, but it might have been 'a shop' rather than a café or whatever, but they'd still own a sink, so they were just dicks haha

[@gradymoxley2925]

I'm in the u.s. and you don't have to have free water, you have to have running water but don't legally have to give it out

[@sydandtaytum]

@@gradymoxley2925 dont know the rule for restaurants in the u.s. but in bars u legally do have to give out free water.

[@margaritam.9118]

Grady Moxley You are obliged to give it out. A person can ask for water even in an office.

[@KitC916]

And yet Restrooms For Customers Only garbage persists...

[@fawneh1359]

He looks like a mix of Kevin Bacon and Thomas Sanders

[@Lilabeela1998]

Jessie Gazon. OML i was thinking that he is like the love child of Thomas Sanders and someone else but i couldn't place it

[@ashleyenespanol980]

Whoa yeah I definitely see Thomas Sanders

[@addierufty6391]

Jessie Gazon I was thinking Thomas Sanders and Ferris Bueller, but yeah totally!!

[@Verydemureverycutesie]

Jessie Gazon Thomas, yes.. Kevin bacon not so much

[@chloehanson5751]

THOMAS SANDERS AND HOWARD WALAWITZ

[@byirds]

_I'LL LIGHT THIS WHOLE PLACE ON FIRE AND WATCH YOU TRY TO PUT IT OUT WITH JUST_ *CUPCAKE*

[@jazzhollywood9535]

I like how he said that "calmly" lol

[@byirds]

@@jazzhollywood9535 i shit myself laughing lmao

[@jdobbs5957]

Read this just as he said it lol

[@ScottyFJC]

Cool profile name !!!!!!

[@annek5978]

90% of the comments: he looks like a combination of nerdy white guy 1 and nerdy white guy 2

[@irishpanic]

That's accurate

[@Jebusmike3]

Good job

[@PeanutButterZombie00]

Yeah. They are in no danger from the Originality Police.

[@sissyrayself7508]

Funny because I thought he looked like cute guy mixed with smart guy. But I am just a woman, what do I know?

[@TinToeTimmyTime]

Sounds like you're a little jealous of our full working memory full of nerdy white guys!

[@romanboesen1635]

“ i treat my customers like i treat my laddies they always come first... or they leave disappointed holding a bag of chicken” 3:05

[@Jnana99]

For the win!

[@BlackSwan912]

Roman Boesen Your use of the word laddie puts a whole new spin on holding a chicken.

[@Robil63]

Edit again, try "ladies". Laddies are young dudes.

[@BlackSwan912]

Angry Clown hence my reply to OP! Like choking a chicken... it’s all a play on wirds

[@DebjaniBhattacharjee]

“If you miss your family, we have family bucket” !!!!

[@thelunamage5772]

I died so hard on that one XD

[@matthewharbinson6496]

"Have you ever been in a situation, and you feel yourself crossing the line from victim to lunatic?"

[@MalloryNewcomb]

Amazing amazing line.

[@donnamixon1195]

Many, many, MANY times and my husband walks as far away from me because he knows what is about to happen. I’ll suddenly go deaf and have to yell for a manager... it has happened before. Amazingly my hearing miraculously returns when O can talk with a manager.

[@sarahoshea9603]

Yes, and then I just never crossed back over the line.

[@Megaredronin]

@@sarahoshea9603 lmfao!!

[@dtschuor459]

And honestly, my answer is, “Yes. Yes, that has happened in my life.”

[@alwaysuseless]

Part of what makes this so effective is that you may think from his youth and demeanor before he starts that this must be amateur night, and then turns out he's a pro. He really packed a lot into 7 minutes. What I'd like to know is why did KZbin wait 4 years to recommend this? Now I'll look for all the other Alex Edelman videos that may be out there.

[@Nomadistar]

Same here...just found this minutes ago.

[@Kerrviii]

“Have you ever felt yourself in a situation where you found yourself going from victim to lunatic?” OH HONEY, yes!

[@stephanienicolefulgham5778]

Omg this guy turned my frown upside down! Laughter truly is the best medicine.

[@Adimas0]

Bruh I thought this was Thomas Sanders the vine guy

[@katlyn7066]

omgseriouslydude you should check out what he did with his KZbin! I'm a huge fan of him, myself.

[@gentlegoose2792]

Same XD

[@setsukokun5896]

SAME

[@I_am_always_correct]

As opposed to Thomas Sanders the carpenter

[@cameronmoore3859]

I knew he looked familiar i just didnt make the connectuon but you nailed it

[@LeofromFreo]

As if Ferris Bueller had an extra day off.

[@extraextra8021]

Leo from Freo Thought the same thing

[@heino5711]

_"I treat my customers like I treat my ladies - they always come first. Uh... Or--or leave disappointed holding a bag of chicken."_ That's a mood and a half.😂

[@Mr.ToastyBunz]

This guy's delivery with his jokes is amazing

[@dannyventure]

From my experience visiting KFC's, you were the best employee KFC ever had.

[@HydeNiT]

when he said a cupcake goes into a cupcake, it reminded me of the video where the interviewer asks how you keep your pants up and he just says "belt" xD

[@H4ilxy]

"If you miss your family we have a family bucket" I'm dying someone help I cant BrEaThE

[@haileylong5739]

I lost it at “muffin artist” 😂😭💀

[@flipperestes]

“I’ll light this whole place on fire and watch you try to put it out with just cupcakes” Dumbledore asked calmly.

[@about20clams]

I love this dude, but man he looks like an irl big mouth character

[@felixb6]

Except not ugly as sin

[@GravityGamingCo]

Repent and turn to Jesus.

[@narcisoanasui246]

This was really good, this is the hardest i’ve laughed at a new-age comedian in a looooong time.

[@koleyw932]

“We have a family bucket.” Comedy gold.

[@DanielVerberne]

He looks a little like a young Matthew Broderick.

[@cryptiecreep]

He totally does and Idk how I feel about that

[@haydenray2193]

I dont see ferris bueller

[@karaa7595]

Looks like he could be the son of Matthew and Sarah Jessica Parker.

[@mitsuomits9077]

I could literally hear that flute music from the westerns movies when he was asking about what was in the cupcakes😄😄😄

[@yeshevishman]

I knew Alex growing up. So proud of this dude and how far he's come.

[@mapledoodle5516]

He looks like a mix between a family bucket at KFC and a cupcake brand ambassador.

[@hannahb.2593]

He looks like a mix of Thomas Sanders and Keith from the try guys

[@sohnaminta.9264]

@tinylilmatt sure Jan

[@alayrabail]

The cupcake argument is BY far, THE MOST logical and Well-thought! I hope to achieve that level of wittiness when I’m in such an annoyed state 😂😂👏👏👏👏

[@alayrabail]

3:29 and I’d like to add that I now watch this video for catharsis 😂😮‍💨

[@adamm.6595]

a minute and a half in, he said "boulders" and i laughed my ass off... Jolly good show.

[@BCinBC1457]

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[@lenyajay1473]

"Have you ever been in a situation and you feel yourself crossing the line from victim to lunatic?" That shit is 0-100 real quick with me...

[@johndifrancisco3642]

3:13 THAT LAUGH! I love that she got it just a little late, made it SO much better :D

[@arianamaria_]

Not only is he cute as hell but he’s hysterical 😂😭

[@edoedo8584]

hi

[@blew1t]

hi

[@joshuaklein2859]

Ariana Negron I kinda look like him:) hi...

[@katanimefan966]

With bad personal hygiene. Did you see his teeth?

[@AmetafJohora]

same he's so cute

[@hanaomer4940]

Do you know how much money Id pay just to see his reaction to this comment section? A lot.

[@cloutelfin8323]

“I’ll set this place on fire and see you put it out with JUst CUPCAKES.”

[@chaotic-goodartistry3903]

“ILL SET THIS PLACE ON FIRE AND SEE YOU PUT IT OUT WITH JUST CUPCAKES” lmaoo😂

[@topsam2256]

I haven't laughed this genuinely in a while. Keep it up!! Very talented

[@Panda72021]

I think this is the first time I've ever seen someone's eyes light up with rage, while talking about cupcakes.

[@gatorade123ification]

That set was brilliant

[@turq1824]

So this is what Ferris Bueller was doing on his day off

[@themirrordimension6033]

I've seen this a bunch of times. Why was it so funny this time around?

[@kevied88]

in 🇬🇧 they use stones...she was 4 boulders 😂. very clever joke.

[@andrewbastoe1854]

Theres always that one person in the crowd that laughs louder than everyone else lol

[@thomaslarkin3307]

He looks like Daniel Sloss, and Thomas Sanders had a child that loves chicken so much he made it his career.

[@frankie-leerodriguez-gonza783]

This guy killed me with his comedy I’m still laughing ❤️❤️

[@sadiemcc9363]

He looks like a cross between Thomas Sanders and Ferris Bueller.

[@AmirMalik-sj3ov]

Haha made me chuckle....I think doing comedy is like charity where you give momentary happiness to those who need it.

[@Jay-on2ws]

This guy is hilarious

[@ruleroftheclouds]

"If you miss your family get a family bucket" fucking killed me right on the spot...

[@mellowchefsonny]

I realized just how Midwestern I was when I was thinking, "they didn't have water. Just leave man. London is metropolitan, surely there's some water next door"

[@melnovit2775]

You ARE one funny dude!!! As a fellow comedian...in awe.

[@cheyannelake4624]

Alex laughing at his own jokes is iconic

[@indiepunkftw]

Lol I rolled my eyes so hard when the manager said "We don't call them employees", that would've pissed me off too.

[@csheets40]

So funny, he is adorable and very Ferris Bueller-ish!

[@creationanomaly6026]

OMG I'm in love with this guy!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@victorledezma6652]

Who else is watching while quarantined for COVID

[@JS-nu3kv]

I've never heard of this guy...he's friggin hysterical!!!!

[@ashante8191]

HES SO FLIPPING FUNNY OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING 😂😂

[@msreddick81]

I would lost my mind in that cupcake shop that day cause wtf🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@georgiagrace4825]

I worked at KFC for 3 years. I wish 3 weeks was the longest anyone could work at a KFC

[@buzzsaw99]

He’s a funny guy. I would like to hear more of his material.

[@phildann9225]

"we have chic--trails off" think that went over their heads lol

[@dess234]

I don’t get it.

[@EskenRock]

You're going to be very famous! One hell of a funny guy 😅😅😅

[@virgie4715]

This guy is HILARIOUS

[@horseman4now]

The joke from 3:01 to 3:15 went over most of the audience's heads. Too unexpected. And TOO FUNNY!

[@cockeyedoptimista]

Seems like a sort of sexist remark. It was weird: not terribly funny.

[@h.l4793]

He looks like andy samburg,Thomas Sanders and Ferris buller all at the same time🤔

[@chopppedliver]

I got a KFC ad after the video-

[@RspbyLmn]

Ferris Bueller stepped into a time machine and became a comedian 30 something years later.

[@FiercedeityBrad]

Absolutely adore this man

[@redcapphony]

Joke punch up: "Oh right you guys use killagrams. Ok so she was a million killawhalegrams."

[@alohasophie]

the boulders part killed me lol

[@chloehanson5751]

He looks like a mix between Howard Wolowitz and Thomas Sanders

[@AerCloud]

Wolowitz

[@carlamarlene2927]

omg this kid is on fire!!! i laughed so hard my cheeks hurt

[@hobicore1582]

WHAT ELSE ........... cupcake I’m dying

[@thomaskingschillerlein7843]

2:06 : " I don't know!! CAN YOU!!!????" LoL

[@wallaroo1295]

Oh how I loved working nights - it is just an entirely different world, that daywalkers only think they see when they go clubbing, and get to yo quieroing their taco bell.

[@BOB-wx3fq]

That lady in the audience is the person you need to have at a comedy show, just dying laughing at everything

[@DarthTwilight]

I think I've found a new favorite comedian.

[@krismatic_]

2:13 his small voice here reminds me of Eric Forman haha I love it

[@TigerPrawn_]

Flipping brilliant!

[@adonk3352]

I love the inhale laugh backup awkward thing.

[@JC-dz6gd]

If Keith from Buzzfeed took off his glasses and was handed a microphone.

[@billie3811]

This guys voice is amazing

[@JamesMartinelli-jr9mh]

he's cute and funny! life is unfair!

[@mattlatakas7051]

@David Ringlein your comment kinda just made think of Good Burger lol

[@sanika.songbird]

Omg i actually just choked on water listening to the last line... xd

[@AccelgorTheNinja]

*laughs in Australian*

[@booker4984]

AWholeNewLOW ! We all laugh the same lol

[@jjbulik]

I laughed way too much at the stone/boulder joke. Living in the UK this leaves me with so much options for an amazing comeback in an argument 😂

[@mlemon6135]

After the guy confirms that they don’t have any water I would have taken out my phone, press record and said “so your ‘brand ambassadors’ don’t ever wash their hands in this place while handling food products that are being sold?” And if they say yes and don’t give me my water I would get that place shut down.

[@mlemon6135]

action packed snack I know. Also. I know it’s petty and only a true Karen would do such a thing, and that’s the joke. Irl I would have responded like ma boy Alex here.

[@paytonjohnson5964]

“If you miss your family, then we have a family bucket”