Alex Jones GRILLED To Smithereens

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"The first time I ever really listened to Kyle Kulinski’s show was in the back of a cab last summer. The driver had his phone hooked up through the stereo and was pumping out an episode through the car speakers - loudly, as if looking to convert a captive audience.
“Do you like Kyle Kulinski?”
The driver, Ahmed, was a recent immigrant and apparently a die-hard fan of Secular Talk, the political talk show that Kulinski broadcasts on KZbin. I told him, yes, in fact. I do like Kulinski, had come across his show several years ago, and, all things considered, he seemed pretty good.
“He understands what we’re up against,” Ahmed said. “Like Bernie.”
But I was surprised to hear Kulinski’s name mentioned in the same breath as Bernie Sanders, particularly with such adoration. Because what I did remember about Kulinski’s show struck me as mostly capital-P “progressive” takes on the news - the left wing of the Netroots crowd more than the democratic socialism Sanders has popularized.
It’s an impression that wasn’t entirely incorrect.
“I have no time for philosophical, airy bullshit,” Kulinski tells me from his home in Westchester, New York. “I don’t want to hear about Lenin. I don’t want to hear about Marx. I just want a super plainspoken, straightforward agenda with a straightforward way of selling it.”
With over 800,000 subscribers and nearly 670 million total views on KZbin, selling a progressive agenda is clearly something Kulinski knows how to do - even Democracy Now, the long-standing flagship of progressive media, cannot match his reach on the platform. Chapo Trap House can certainly boast a wildly devoted fan base (and a not insignificant degree of media influence), but their audience is roughly half the size of Kulinski’s.
While Secular Talk might be more likely to be looped in with the progressive networks around Air America and Pacifica alums like Sam Seder than the more resolutely socialist world, Kulinski’s fiery rhetoric, razor-sharp class instincts, and knack for withering takedowns sets him apart from his peers. Judging by his rhetoric alone, he’s closer to a Eugene Debs than a Chris Hayes.
But unlike Hayes, Amy Goodman, or his friend Cenk Uygur of The Young Turks - who began airing Secular Talk on his web network seven years ago - the thirty-two-year-old Kulinski is virtually invisible in the mainstream media. Despite his enormous fan base, his show has never once been mentioned in the obligatory trend pieces on “the Millennial Left” pumped out by the prestige media. Nor has Kulinski’s name ever popped up at all in the New York Times, Vox, the New Yorker, New York Magazine, or the Washington Post, despite his leading role in cofounding Justice Democrats, the organization widely credited with sweeping Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and the rest of “the Squad” to power.
Just last week, his Wikipedia page was deleted. The reason? “There is very simply no [reliable source] coverage of this person,” according to one moderator. In new media, he’s king - the Sean Hannity of the Berniecrat left. In old media, he’s nobody.
I suspect there are a few reasons for that. There is nothing “cool” about Kulinski’s show. (As a friend put it, “‘Welcome to Secular Talk’ sounds like something you’d hear on Egyptian radio.”) His no-nonsense social-democratic politics won’t get him much cred with the Full Communism crowd. He records his show not in Brooklyn or Los Angeles, but in a studio he built himself in his modest Westchester home. His hair is too groomed and his taste in clothes too preppy to qualify as “Dirtbag Left.” Nor has he ever attended an n+1 release party. “Not only have I not attended one,” he says, “I have no idea what that means.”
And yet he’s astonishingly plugged-in for a young man in the suburbs. Wondering how Sanders ended up on the Joe Rogan Experience? Kulinski, a frequent guest on Rogan’s wildly popular show, introduced them. “You make the most sense to me,” Rogan told Kulinski on a recent episode. “You’re a normal person.”
Much like Sanders himself, Kulinski’s show has a massive audience that just doesn’t compute with our media’s understanding of “what the kids want” or even “what the left-wing kids want.”
It’s probably for the best - the very woke and very WASP-ish decorum haunting much of the media world is nowhere to be found in Secular Talk. “Corporate Democrats over-focus on identity as a trick to divert you from the issues that unite us all - class issues,” he said on a recent episode. “That Raytheon decided they don’t hate gays or trans people - frankly, I don’t really give a shit what their take on that is..."
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[@nelschondorf2030]

Dude. The jury not knowing who you are makes the trial MORE fair, not less 🙄

[@akmal94ibrahim]

Yea, exactly. The only reason a jury who knows who he is is a good thing for Alex Jones is if that jury is his cult follower. Other than those insane people, he should be glad they don't know him.

[@bronzee548]

😂 true.

[@sh0werp0wer]

He said they don't watch his show, the implication being only a jury consisting of his own fans should be considered fair, lol.

[@nelschondorf2030]

@@sh0werp0wer I'd love to watch a trial with a jury made of only Alex Jones fans. It would be a travesty of justice, but still hilarious

[@lebowe6131]

@@sh0werp0wer so when are cnn hosts gonna be on trail for their lies

[@anniegillett6802]

The irony of calling the jury extremely blue collar folks while wearing an extremely blue collar

[@alexandersohm7501]

Damn, you beat me to it

[@lesliewheeler7071]

😆

[@church4838]

😂😂😂😂

[@chrisdobson4597]

Lol

[@bushwacka5187]

Haha!

[@TheMightyPatapon]

It really is hard to overstate just how thoroughly Jones was roasted by the plaintiff's lawyer. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

[@turdferguson3400]

Nicer guy? I can think of ten felons nicer than Alex Jones.

[@lancecogan9893]

@@turdferguson3400 He is being sarcastic. "Nice guy" = asshole in this case.

[@jascu4251]

@@turdferguson3400 100% One thing about Alex I think everyone can agree with, he is better than at least ten felons, maybe even more!

[@NewNormalWorldOrder]

Did you know Handy S00k was a clown show event and “not real” REGARDLESS of the existence of the Alex Jonestown character/operation?

[@HandlingYou]

@@jascu4251 It’s not hard to be better than the Republican leadership

[@d.c.stranded7134]

"A jury of leftist Blue Collar folks", sounds like my kind of people

[@jean-lucpicard5510]

I thought Alex was a political and treated all politicians like the illuminati. Nice to know he's just a bat shit insane Reich Winger Republican when he endorsed Trump.

[@GeraLares]

He's literally the real life Eric Cartman. 🤣

[@thedoctorsoulpatch]

This comment got me - very accurate 🤣

[@curranlakhani]

I can totally see Alex Jones shout "RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH"

[@NewNormalWorldOrder]

WRONG. Cartman actually calls out the J’s. Alex Jones gatekeeps for the J’s and for Israel like there is no tomorrow.

[@mountainjay]

Mind...... Blown

[@YourLocalCopiumDealer]

That's so spot on! There's a tendency to respect the intelligence of idiots, thinking they know better, but alas... Most are unaware of the damage they do and it's even more painful to try to make them understand. "I'm going to teach you a lesson" is a cliché for a reason and imo the biggest frustration in getting justice. They often don't even have the capability to look into the mirror, "it's okay when I do it". At some point you just have to accept that some brains are just different than yours. Some people just have a massive Dunning-Kruger effect. I couldn't be like Alex or Eric, because I care about reality, even if it hurts my ego. Sure it might look weak like butters, but at least I deal with reality, unlike Eric and Alex.

[@almosthelpless9374]

It's amazing that Alex Jones has only become more insane over time. He just keeps spiraling out of control.

[@tgwnn]

Yeah you'd think he'd run out of crazy to spiraling out of control to. But he finds new craziness

[@TheMKCrab]

well he still has people who believe him. when this story broke there were people saying stuff like "oh the judge is so biased" and they still even think to this day that the Sandy Hook shooting was faked.

[@GANONdork123]

I'm sure he doesn't believe half the shit he says and has to keep constantly upping the ante to keep his viewership going up. If they can be convinced to buy his insane drivel, they can easily be convinced to buy his snake oil supplements.

[@Cthulhu4President]

Yea, a true Q, right until the jailcell shows him some reality.

[@YourLocalCopiumDealer]

Or... has he always been unable to contain it under pressure, but we're just seeing it now?

[@frausteiner8615]

I love when the real Alex Jones comes out and he's like, I can't get a fair trial because poor people are stupid!

[@NewNormalWorldOrder]

What/who is the “real” Alex Jones? You mean the guy who literally “played the role of” Bill Hicks? His own words btw… How can I tell who the real “Alex Jones” is when he’s a total character on the world stage? When THIS whole trial itself is probably fake too?

[@akmal94ibrahim]

On the other hand, if they're all white collars, you know damn well he's gonna claim the jury are all elite establishment lizard people

[@bajanworldstar5636]

Can i get a link to where he said that? ... guess not

[@lebowe6131]

@@jvlaina so when are cnn hosts gonna be trail like this for their lies...russiagate...etc

[@tonydai782]

@@bajanworldstar5636 It's called paraphrasing, notice the lack of quotation marks.

[@shodancat1000]

the best, juiciest part of these clips is that it's so obvious that this is the first time in Alex Jones' life that he's had to face any sort of significant pushback against his decades of insane, idiotic and hateful drivel. you LOVE to see it.

[@yingfortheking]

And when hes corrected he cant just scream and ramble to 'win'. He MUST to listen, he MUST remain (relatively) calm, and he CANNOT lie about verified facts. Its his worst nightmare. I wish election debates were like this

[@shuheihisagi6689]

@@yingfortheking Having a jury made up of the common American people decide the fates of our politics would give us too much power. The plutocracy would never allow it.

[@AWSVids]

Exactly. For years, Jones has been such an iconic representation of the conspiracy theorist mindset, and this is such a perfect demonstration of what happens when such a mindset is actually subjected to legitimate logical scrutiny. He's the type of dumb person that thinks they're smart, and that other dumb people think are smart... but when faced with actual smart people, they just crumble. Most of the people who live in such a bubble of rampant speculation and imagination gone wild according to personal bias and lack of understanding about how the world really works, they never have to actually face any concrete opposition to it. If someone challenges them, they've always had the option to just dismiss it, usually via one of two excuses: 1) They're dumb and just falling for the deception. 2) They're in on it. Anytime one of them actually engages, they rely on the weakest and most speculative of arguments possible, that would clearly never hold up in court. Their idea of evidence is whatever obscure, also speculative source they happen to pull randomly off the internet, that is automatically more credible than anything in the MSM because... it says something they like. Or it's whatever random possibility they can think of that paints their enemy in the worst light possible. Just like the judge has had to impress upon Jones like a mother to a child: "Your beliefs do not make something true." You don't get to choose your "alternative facts" and spin wild fantasies while claiming that a photo of two people standing next to each other at a public event means they're secretly in a Satanic pedovoric sex cult together... just because you don't like that they support taxing the rich and getting vaccinated. But when you've spent DECADES living in a world in which whatever you randomly claim off the top of your head is accepted by millions as an undeniable fact... while also constantly claiming "I HAVE THE DOCUMENTS!" and then absolutely never ever actually providing said documents... actually having to face a court of real grown-ups with big-person degrees and smart-person type jobs and annoying rules and codes of conduct and everything... is like going from being the king of the playground in elementary school to suddenly having to face off with the mafia. Big fish from little pond... meet the Seven Seas. Of course... whether it's just bullshit to placate his audience, or if he really convinces himself of this shit... he'll claim "They're in on it." nonetheless, considering that the "They're dumb." excuse clearly won't work here. Habits do die hard, after all.

[@babufits1584]

Loooove it. Finally this buffoon getting his comeuppance.

[@gertjanvandamme2068]

And he clearly sucks at actual lying, he's been screaming and distracting for his entire life and now he's stuck at the one thing he didn't train at

[@kriswillman2779]

This was endlessly more entertaining than the Amber-Depp trial

[@BedwetterCDN]

But was his dog stung by a bee?

[@misterocain]

I don't know about Depp but AJ is turning this into a Derp trial.

[@YourLocalCopiumDealer]

As bad as I feel for JD, he didn't get famous by being attacked like the victims in this trial. I fail to see the entertainment.

[@davidjorgensen877]

@@YourLocalCopiumDealer Both cases are/were media circuses involving high-profile figures, and consisted of a toxic, narcissistic defendant, who made choices that caused severe financial and emotional harm to people who didn't deserve it, finally getting their just desserts. Watching justice being served on those who deserve it can be highly cathartic, which is why people flock to see it. I'll be surprised if both aren't made into tv movies at some point.

[@tronali5703]

The lawyer here is a lot worst. The amber heard lawyers kept it to the issues and let the defendant hang themselves. This lawyer is making comments that are inadmissible and not relevant. Instead of saying 'You don't like this', he should ask it in a question 'Did you say this....What did you say regarding this...'

[@zackeryhill3084]

This is a rare politics story that also functions as brilliant escapism

[@NewNormalWorldOrder]

Yes, it’s important to try to escape from a world where they carry out fake events, like the one Alex Jonestown is being sued over for calling out as fake… it’s a really dark world we live in.

[@hellfish2309]

Like Bush 43 times

[@sswwooppee]

I wish I could agree. It always brings me back to what kind of lies Republicans willingly lap up.

[@eagleeye5719]

Who asked lol

[@midorimashintaro2092]

@@eagleeye5719 your mom lol

[@M.T....]

Over the years, Alex Jones has progressively transitioned further and further into an angry egg...

[@RadicalizeLeft]

About the only thing progressive Alex Jones has ever accomplished 🥁

[@DaemonKeido]

@@RadicalizeLeft progressive cardiac damage seems likely too

[@alejandrobarrera4254]

He shouldve been Eggman in the sonic the hedgehog movie

[@YourLocalCopiumDealer]

@@RadicalizeLeft And this is why I read the responses on comments. Like sifting through dirt to find gold.

[@DaemonKeido]

@Apache 117 free speech doesn't grant you the right to harass anyone.

[@JosephNordenbrockartistraction]

I like the "You got your Perry Mason moment" comment Alex made in court, as if Perry Mason didn't catch liars lying in court without fail.

[@TheMKCrab]

Yeah like seriously was that supposed to be a burn?

[@alexdasliebe5391]

Oh, wow, I hadn’t considered he thought that was a “burn” at all ! If not for y’all’s comments pointing it out! I thought of it as Alex admitting he got caught lying! 🤪✌🏼🤣👍🏼

[@JaredCzaia]

That's an attempt on Jones' part to frame this trial as theater, rather than an actual accounting of his actions and how they violated various laws. It's a copout - anyone getting their ass publicly kicked in court can claim it's a show trial.

[@TheMKCrab]

@Apache 117 They're suing him for defamation. groundlessly and publicly defaming people isn't protected speech; and neither is perjury for that matter

[@johninenglish8236]

@Apache 117 dude people came to thier homes! That kind of speech isn't protected.

[@JohnnyBurnes]

Imagine getting jury duty for the funniest trial ever. $6 a day?! NAH! I'd do it for free!

[@johnsmith8906]

Hell, I'd pay for the best seat for the funniest show in town.

[@professional.commentator]

The only time jury duty would be worth a day off from work.

[@azsk69]

Larry, Curly, and Moe Law Associates, we don't get paid until you win. (We're pretty broke.)

[@moreopiumplz]

$6? That sucks.

[@KoewlBag]

If I gotta miss work for jury duty they better damn well pay me more than six bones A DAY 😤

[@9thDallasMowerExpo]

Watching Jones testify in court is like watching the Hindenburg try to land. Good grief 😆

[@therealwilfreddierkes9980]

Nice.

[@YourLocalCopiumDealer]

Nice

[@donnydogpiss4533]

*land while on fire

[@antsmasherjack]

@@donnydogpiss4533 land while on fire... and while the pilots keeps pouring gasoline around the aircraft.

[@TheDivayenta]

Literally going down in flames

[@hugoschkiglitz]

“Extremely blue collar” while LITERALLY wearing a blue collar smh

[@glawurt122]

THE AUDACITY

[@jeffreysas5888]

I really really hope LegalEagle breaks down this case. I can't get enough of it, and I want to hear more about the procedures and tactics and massive fuckups done in this case.

[@alexdasliebe5391]

How many times will Legal Eagle face-palm or surprise-Pikachu-face in that vid?

[@Y2K2PointO]

LawTube has been fantastic. Hoeg Law, Nate the Lawyer, Natalie the Lawyer Chick. It’s all fantastic.

[@YourLocalCopiumDealer]

Isn't that the guy who thinks torture, theft and abuse is okay as long as it's a superwoman who does it? His moral compass is twisted af and useless both as a legal and moral advice. imo.

[@electrified0]

@@YourLocalCopiumDealer As a joke, yea. He's a bit of a turbolib and not a comedian so it doesn't always land, but it be pretty clear to anyone that it wasn't a serious moral analysis.

[@SapientGalaxy]

@@TheRatsintheWalls He's one of the massive butthurt idiots who got deeply triggered over "Real Lawyer Reacts to Captain Marvel (Is She the Villain?) // LegalEagle". All LE did was what he always did. Pointed out what laws were broken, where self defense might apply, etc. LE even clarified some particularly contentious points in a pinned comment because of how offended and defensive some people got.

[@TheKoopatroopa31]

He's sweating more than Prince Andrew

[@capcaptainmycaptain4771]

PRINCE. ANDREW. DOESN'T. SWEAT Take back your blasphemy, sir

[@aaron-n]

Secular Talk is always best when there's no camera because its breaking news lol

[@Shadow-99x]

Damn the New World Order has really got Alex Jones by the balls here.

[@abdhbfdhdfhf]

I thought that it was the globalist gay frogs of the illuminati that came for him

[@KMC5240]

Man, Glenn Greenwald really picked a great time start his "Rehabilitation of Alex Jones" tour.

[@jaycimartin7049]

Lmmfaooooo

[@redlion45]

I almost feel bad for Alex's attorney. He is the most impossible client to defend, and is constantly making his job as hard as possible.

[@theschwarzey]

I like to think that he couldn't handle the whiskey sessions with Alex.

[@YourLocalCopiumDealer]

Why almost? They're just doing their job. Sure the justice system is far from perfect, but anyone deserves their day in court. I'm more inclined to applaud them for defending the indefensible. Mocking them feels like mocking the janitor of law, they know what they're dealing with and that they're up to the elbow in it. And don't tell me that they're doing it for the money, because this is a career killer.

[@GoodAvatar-ut5pq]

I'll waste a moment of pity once he's either in prison for twenty years, or bankrupt in a single bedroom apartment with a laptop and a plug-in mike owing people 80 million dollars. If people want to give him money then? Have at it.

[@redlion45]

@Apache 117 defamation is not free speech. That has always been the case, and is enforceable under US law.

[@redlion45]

@@YourLocalCopiumDealer fair point.

[@mainstreammutant]

Isn't the point of a jury to be impartial? Alex Jones complaining that most of them don't know who he is, that is insane. A jury isn't supposed to know you

[@bronzee548]

He means they are not gonna believe in his conspiracies

[@jujutrini8412]

It’s such a stupid point to complain about as the people who know who he is are just as likely to hate his guys as they are to be fans of his show.

[@erdnasiul87]

"Hey Jamie, pull that video where my good friend Alex got grilled!" Joe Rogan, 2022

[@ArronRatliff]

His lawyer super screwed the pooch. First they accidentally sent all his texts to the opposing lawyers then didn't even bother to claim lawyer client privilege on the relevant texts. So either his lawyer is incompetent or the lawyer was trying to throw the case.

[@gary606]

Im leaning more towards throwing the case. I'm pretty sure Jones kept firing his lawyers up until now so there's a high probability that he threw the case.

[@SuperDarthKelly]

Honesty I just think his lawyer hates him and doesn't give a shit

[@Me-vx5gc]

In reality, the plaintiffs lawyers would have been able to get the emails in the process of discovery. Of course, the defense attorney could have made the process a bit more difficult for the defense attorneys -- as any good lawyer would do. In the end, it's most likely a wash, as the defense, ultimately, would have gotten all the emails anyway.

[@donkeychan491]

Or his lawyer is secretly working for someone else?

[@jean-luceyesofyoureyes5502]

I don't think it was an accident ijs

[@kingdomkey92]

What's even more funny or "sad" about this, is the fact that he didn't need to take the stand or be there in general. His own hubris killed him here.

[@muigokublack6487]

You know the saying: "Give em enough rope..."

[@kennythawsh]

Imagine roasting the jury right in front of them. Ouch

[@synthsign891]

Alex Jones has zero impulse control or self-filter. That's what makes him wildly entertaining, somewhat charming, extremely dangerous on the air, and his own worst enemy in court.

[@lesliewheeler7071]

Somewhat charming? No way, lol

[@stephj9378]

He's extremely dangerous... to people who want to do us harm

[@KTPurdy]

Possibly unwilling to commit a crime for his client, the lawyer released the all the text messages intentionally.

[@somanytakennames]

It’s all too rare for people like Alex to get their comeuppance, savour this moment folks.

[@awilson816aw]

He's sweatin harder than he does on his show! 🤣

[@Microtherion]

True enough, although it's really an exceptionally 'metaphysical' case. The jury must somehow determine: did he believe the majority of what he said - i.e. he is genuinely paranoid; or did he know/believe most of it to be false - i.e. he was (intentionally) lying. The difference between murder versus manslaughter of facts. (Factslaughter?)

[@urbanshadow777]

Call him Mr cheese, because no one has ever been grilled so perfectly.

[@Charles-js3ri]

Yes, love it!

[@justagirlsd3000]

😂🤣

[@smith5796]

👍

[@balladofthebroken7569]

Reddit moment

[@NewNormalWorldOrder]

Grilled for WHAT? Saying an event was FAKE? Lmfao which it was?

[@KTPurdy]

Both Jones and his lawyer are a dumpster fire.

[@alexdasliebe5391]

Since Alex is incapable of telling the truth, is this why his lawyer is such -a boob- an Alex Jones.

[@DaddyWarlocks]

"Extremely blue collar" what's wrong with extremely blue collar folks, Alex? Asking for an extremely blue collar friend.

[@bronzee548]

Those are not his peers

[@thisbridgehascables]

In all cases .. you’re not really supposed to talk about the case outside the court room , especially directed at the jury or the judge.. he really shouldn’t be on air or doing his show making statements which can basically be used against him in court. He’s so stupid.

[@Kalivermore925]

Seriously wtf did he think was gonna happen??

[@ramoncitocatacutan2964]

Damn! That judge still held Mr. Froggy in accordance to her job despite him smearing her on his show. Respect. To Jones, hope you go homeless after the case.

[@Mezcaudill]

I’m just waiting for the conservative grifters to come out defending Alex Jones here. They will watch the same video but tell you somehow he was the victim

[@beeragainsthumanity1420]

Oh, they're here. Not too hard to find.

[@alexloenhart5553]

While jones got sandy hook wrong and some familie suffered, the amount of predictions that have been accurate are many. The corporatist deep state is certainly not above false flags, and never misses a chance to stand on the corpses of innocents to push their tyrannical disarmament of law abiding citizens so you can see how the mistake would be made. All media personalities get things wrong, the corporate media being the worst perpetrator by far. He’s been predicting forced depopulation through mandatory medical interventions, social credit systems, CBDCs, animal human hybrids, he predicted 9/11, Epstien’s global elite blackmail/pedo ring, bohemian grove, bilderburg group (now called WEF) and their technocratic one world government with corporate rule which the COVId bioweapon is being used as pretext to install before our very eyes. People get things wrong intentionally and unintentionally and anyone who believes any media personality is infallible is a moron. The reality is, while raving and unhinged, jones is infinitely more benevolent and at times prophetic than the corporatocracy who’s plans for humanity he attempts to illuminate.

[@younghannibal7434]

@@beeragainsthumanity1420 🤣🤣🤣

[@erikhendrickson59]

I have to wonder if maybe he's somehow trying to force a mistrial.

[@NewNormalWorldOrder]

There should be no trial in the first place. It’s not illegal to say “this event didn’t happen” And in all these years, I have yet to see or hear a quote or clip of Alex Jonestown directly saying to go out and harass the catastrophe thespians that participated in that ridiculous clownshow event…

[@kurtwpg]

Or using his show to create claimed bias from judge and jury. Much like Trump saying he couldn't get a fair trial from a Mexican judge.

[@odonnellcaleb]

That was exactly my thought. But I also think he was clearly not saying that it was the fact that they were BLUE collar... I think he was clearly saying it was the fact that they didn't know WHO HE WAS. He was saying something to the extent "they work all the time and they don't know me. If they don't know me how can I get a fair trial?". Which....I think makes him look more stupid. Not knowing who he is basically the only way he can get a FAIR trial. But he doesn't want a fair trial, he want's his fans to decide his fate. I'm sure he wouldn't want people that know who he is and don't like him. So he's just whining that he doesn't get a unfair trial TO HIS BENEFIT.

[@jean-luceyesofyoureyes5502]

Too late for that the case already has been decided. He lost...

[@LloxieFox]

You just know the plaintiff's lawyer is going to be telling his buddies about this case being the easiest one he's ever had for years and years.

[@saltking2715]

basicly just had to buy popcorn watchin alex and his people jumping on each sword presented to them

[@AbiogenesisGaming]

"The people on this jury have no idea who I am". Yeah, that's how it's supposed to work. You are supposed to have a jury who isn't overly familiar with the plaintiff/defendant and who don't have preconceived biases coming into the case. That actually makes it more fair for everyone involved because the jury then only has to rely on the evidence presented during the case when reaching their decision.

[@screamingphoenix8113]

Watching Alex Jones start having a coughing fit as he slowly realizes how fucked he is, is the equivelent of watching a death row inmate "slip and fall" on the way to the electric chair.

[@PenelopeHargreeves]

Wtf is wrong with you

[@Dennzer1]

Indeed but... Is that what you saw on your regular Tuesday viewing of inmate executions?

[@TIMSTURBO]

The judge is awesome I bet she has a glass of Chardonay when she gets home

[@sarahwbs]

I bet she has a stash of pills, a weed vape pan, and/or a flask of hard alcohol hidden in her robes. Not sure how else a person could sit and listen to this nonsense, remain impartial, and not completely lose their shit.

[@akmal94ibrahim]

@@craigewen7542 How? She even let him off when he was exposed of lying under oath, twice. And she didn't even remark about Alex Jones accusing her of pedophilia.

[@llamallama9637]

@@craigewen7542 ok, simp.

[@Helix8238]

@@craigewen7542 lmao cry harder

[@lorimoore5589]

Alex doesn't realize that not knowing WHO he is, would be the best thing for him. I am well aware of who he is and he wouldn't want me on this jury. What are the chances there isn't one lunatic on this jury?

[@Zerofrust]

He is a pathological liar. He couldn't tell the truth even if it was to save his life lol.

[@peterkrug4124]

It really is uncanny how much he has in common with Donald Trump.

[@Dennzer1]

. He already lied to begin with, with the "hoax" BS, so no matter what he said, there was no undoing that. Even if he told the truth, he doesn't help him. Lying more doesn't really change anything either, UNLESS there is a new trial, a criminal one, for perjury here.

[@kap8608]

We all know that he is acting because some of the republican base mental health issues, there's no way that you can believe all his conspiracy theories and be right in the head, Alex rather keep his base happy than apologize. Is base is making him a lot of $ but his definitely losing almost everything or everything now

[@akmal94ibrahim]

He knows he has already lost and is now trying to portray himself as a martyr so he can embolden his followers and keep milking them after this. That is his only way of recovering financially from this, by keeping whatever base he has left so he can suck them dry.

[@brimstonesulfur5013]

That attorney is gonna be looking for a new career

[@akmal94ibrahim]

Probably got sick of Alex Jones and purposely sends that text message

[@Doom1981]

Since he is proving that he kept lying under oath, I hope a prosecutor picks this up and starts another case for lying under oath

[@jcleaverchamberlinjr]

Grilled like a whopper

[@lordlubu3029]

YES!!!! I was waiting for this, Kyle sounds so happy in these Alex Jones videos lol

[@stephj9378]

That's all Kyle can do is take pleasure in the sufferings of others Have you noticed he hasn't done anything of note that helps...or unifies...or builds Just denigrates . That's all he has.

[@stuffnuns]

The judge has really had it with Jones and his bs. The financial judgement against him is going to be epic.

[@lesliewheeler7071]

🤞

[@morzik12345]

When you realize Chris Chan has a more competent lawyer then Alex Jones

[@PenelopeHargreeves]

I don’t think he knows what blue collar is, it sounds like he thought that meant liberal

[@beeragainsthumanity1420]

I think in this context he was intimating they are unintelligent and not his kind of people/peers.

[@alejandrobetancourt8123]

Serious question. What was the defense thinking putting alex on the stand? What were they trying to accomplish? A mistrial? What an absolute implosion lol

[@invisiblespeedrc]

I bet they didnt want him to do it

[@mystbunnygaming1449]

Man the clips of the court case have been like candy. It's just so bonkers I can't get enough.

[@joesaiditstrue]

props to the family attorneys, spending hours digging through this psycho's personal life for this case. must've been the best drinking game ever

[@akmal94ibrahim]

Must've driven them mad having to watch Alex Jones' videos.

[@YourLocalCopiumDealer]

I'll be honest. I used to like Alex as a clown, a meme and a walking parody of himself. But this trial just makes me feel embarrassed for ever thinking he was a harmless joke. I'm curious if his name will come up next time Kyle is at Joe Rogan.

[@julianbluefeather8491]

He is both. A crazy clown but also someone who did something horrible

[@christianmorrow807]

His lawyer was like “is this- is this real?”🤣😭

[@kurtwpg]

15:25 Mr Jones suddenly becomes near death from cough.

[@donkeyphukkkker]

yep he could have easily keeled over dead right there

[@geraltrivia2124]

He's not dealing with his cult followers in this courtroom!🤣Oh how hard it is to BS people that are sane, huh Alex!

[@nightr00]

This is whole thing is hilarious now I'm stuck reading and seeing everything in Alex Jones voice

[@soulcology]

Kyle’s Laughter !!😆💀😅

[@margarethofstetter7137]

I think one of two things are happening (or a little of both): Jones has figured that carrying on with business as usual - mocking the jury, defaming the judge, treating the whole thing like an episode of his show - will be more lucrative to him than the payment they will likely slam him with, OR he is so depraved that he is no longer capable of telling the truth or acting in a way that a normal human being would. He is running his testimony like he does his show. Everything is for effect - the sympathy coughing, even the goofy, lumbering "everyman" way he walks, although he is so round it may be hard for him to walk normally. He looks like a heart attack waiting to happen - he would probably do that on camera for effect too.

[@g-moneyrides8341]

He really just thinks he's smarter than everybody else and can talk his way out of it.

[@phil5037]

Things aren't going well for our protagonist...

[@SurelyYewJest]

"Let's just say this..." from conservatives usually precedes not-so-coded racist opinions. But...AJ turned it into not-so-coded elitism. He's F-ing this up so badly for himself and so out in the open that I'm honestly wondering if there's some master plan end-game where he comes out over the top and wins the case. But he's already been found guilty so I have no idea what he thinks he's doing.

[@tinstrings6312]

God, I love those pictures of Jones you used in the thumbnail. They literally caught the moment he both pissed his pants and felt his soul detach from his body as absolute terror rolled over him.

[@wfjhDUI]

I had already seen the segment where the attorney reveals that he got a copy of Jones's phone but oh my god it's somehow *so* much worse with the prior context of Jones walking into it. oof

[@derekmeza2882]

One of the few time where Alex isn't Jones-ing

[@iggyboo]

I feel bad for Alex's attorney a bit, but that kind of mistake needs to get him sanctioned if not disbarred.

[@lukusblack6442]

Alex better call Saul.

[@yb000]

You don't need a criminal lawyer, you need a Criminal lawyer

[@akmal94ibrahim]

"mistake"

[@ProperlyGaming]

Yeah i find it awesome cause fuck alex jones but at the same time that sort of mistake is not acceptable when youre expected to represent your clients to the best of your ability no matter what. If the dude didnt like jones he shoulda turned down the offer to represent him, not completely fuck him over.

[@azsk69]

Larry, Curly, & Moe Law Associates. We will fight for you!

[@NajwaLaylah]

He really wanted to call the jurors "normies", but didn't want to have to explain the term.

[@commonman317]

In all seriousness, Alex really needs to get some help from a professional. When you can't acknowledge any truth or facts in a court room of all places, you really have to re-evaluate your health in both mind and body.

[@soulcology]

I LOVED IT 😆 Keep Telling That Truth Kyle!!👍🏽🎉

[@NewNormalWorldOrder]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAYAHAHAHAHAUWOWOCHALAPXPCNCNZNABWIRU Secular Talk? Telling the truth? I’m laughing so hard that I might puke! LoLz

[@gigaimpactor981]

@@NewNormalWorldOrder Does it validate your sad existence to troll? Get some help

[@Dsullivann]

@@NewNormalWorldOrder that new world order really got Alex good huh? 😂🤡

[@endeuinable]

That was good commentary on the clips. Keep them coming! It's very educational to witness a persona that pathologically can't give a straight answer being roasted under oath. It exposes their raw inability to tell the truth.

[@jean-lucpicard5510]

14:55 internal monologue "AARRGGHHH"

[@agayweirdo5404]

I feel the most sorry for Alex Jones attorney like that guy has the worst client in history.

[@WelcomeToTwinklePark]

Gotta get paid

[@Ryuujinv01]

I don't think he coughs a lot when he starts talking. He coughs a lot when his victims start talking, is why it's become a subject of discussion.

[@geraldtrudeau3223]

Whenever Alex Jones is called to account, he uses that bombastic voice of his to drown out everybody in the room. He can't do that here, and it is eating him up. You can see how badly he wants to just explode into one of his rants, but he can't do it in this setting and, he knows it, and it's killing him.

[@bulletproofdee9886]

Lol I had to watch this just based on the title alone.

[@childofcain666]

I died laughing when I watched this yesterday. I loved when after that was asked of Alex the camera woman pans out to get the judges reaction. Priceless. On a different note, I wouldn’t be surprised is Alex’s lawyers get in trouble. The attorney tried to call for a miss trial due to the records the prosecution obtained by them and gave some boohoo story, pulling excuses out his ass. It was a short 28min video published today (08/04/22).

[@Dennzer1]

Alex Jones should just blame it on the rain at this point.

[@vcothur7]

This was so entertaining! It's like a reality tv show that I'd love to watch

[@antenna_prolly]

Alex Jones doing a reverse Peter-Griffin-gets-out-of-jury-duty: "Awful lot of honk¡es in here...."

[@Zombub]

Good seeing Kyle's subs going up👏

[@aditsu]

This makes me feel all warm and happy inside 😄

[@joshibrahim1537]

Me too!

[@Brianraymond581]

The more of this that comes out the more it makes Joe Rogan look bad for sticking up for this guy IMO

[@tonystone10K]

Hey, watch your mouth talking about Kyle's hubby like that.

[@Brianraymond581]

@@tonystone10K 😂

[@morrigan236]

Jones: "So you did have my text messages. And you said you didn't. Nice trick!" Lawyer: "Yes, Mr. Jones, INDEED..." BRUTAL! 😅

[@thefruch7588]

I can't look away lol

[@1massboy]

Smithereens. There’s a word I haven’t seen in a while.

[@SuperDarthKelly]

I love how sick of Alex's shit that judge clearly is

[@hellfish2309]

“Mr.Jones… let’s discuss the ducks at the pond…”

[@gerg5555]

Quick google search told me perjury in Conn is a felony punishable by 1-5 years in prison.

[@Ellienollie]

I’ve said it time to time but Kyle would have been a phenomenal attorney. In another world he is a hot shot super baller influencer lawyer that goes on vlad tv and shit

[@GoodStageProduction0]

It's all fun and games until you're thousands and thousands in debt in a work field that has cutthroat competition.

[@lotterynj]

This is entertainment Gold no Platinum.....LOL

[@JamesDavy2009]

Forget platinum; I'd say it was entertainment OSMIUM.

[@brandbusters183]

Bro Saul Goodman couldn’t bail him out.

[@davedd7803]

14:10 "You've got it upside down."😂😂

[@fulcrumthebrave5715]

God I love to see Jones on the verge of tears

[@rightwingstanjonesjournal4920]

The fact that he contradicts himself ten times in a single sentence and lies shamelessly, means nothing to the brainiacs who believe he speaks truth to power.

[@Ixnatifual]

It’s like Trumpists who pretend to be offended when you inform them of one of Trump’s lies.

[@Brian-qt6su]

Lol damn Jones with the old guy Wolverine goatee

[@theMosen]

Looks like Norm from Cheers is in a pickle 🤣🤣

[@jamesmccormick875]

I love this! Jones has caused pain and misery with his deliberate lies for years. It’s great to see him squirm and get caught in his lies.

[@stephj9378]

AJ has told a LOT. Of truth Yes, his manner can be off putting but he has been right a lot He even exposed some strange gender changing research, when he famously screamed,They 're turning the frogs gay!" Everybody thought he was off his rocker. Until... we saw the official research documents.

[@jean-lucpicard5510]

@@stephj9378 The guy is a fucking grifter, plain and simple. Like the time Obama was going herd people into death camps? 5 years in and it ain't happened.

[@jean-lucpicard5510]

@@stephj9378 in some cases frogs change gender in a single sex environment, its part of their evolution. Snails are a sexual.

[@stephj9378]

@@jean-lucpicard5510 What he was saying is that they were researching ways to MAKE the change. And you know animal research is a precursor to human research.

[@paulswabek173]

"Hmhmhm yes Mr Jones indeed." Best response to this fraud piece of shit I've ever heard in my life.

[@LongsamaGaming]

That cover photo is so meme ready it's ridiculous 😂

[@pollyisagoodbird]

The text message reveal is something right out of a Phoenix Wright game.