Alex Jones: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

[@watcherobrien7331]

"the stuff is only found in comets.... and a trace amount in blueberries" That is the single greatest line i have ever heard.

[@thegeneralpopulace8513]

Watcher O'Brien I know, right? It sounds like something you'd here GLADOS would say 😆!

[@Speederzzz]

Watcher O'Brien +

[@awill891]

Sounds like a joke that would be said on 30 Rock.

[@nfzeta128]

I think people watch him for the same reason people like watching any rage/salt channel, for the chuckles. Then he has a loyal fanbase who actually follow his message and buy his stuff.

[@thegeneralpopulace8513]

awill891 Hmm, does it? I've never watched 30 Rock.

[@asaacisimov8621]

My favorite Alex Jones quote: "I don't smoke weed, it makes me paranoid."

[@crispiygonzo3816]

What would a "paranoid" Alex Jones act like and say. I can't even imagine.

[@bobbys2643]

@@crispiygonzo3816 It's probably like adderal, it makes people without adhd going, but makes adhd people calm. He might act like a normal person lol

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

This comment is currently at 420 likes. Ain't no way I'm messing with that kind of a coinkydink, bud.

[@laela6289]

Asaac Isimov 😂😂😂😂

[@ShantyIrishman]

Alex Jones smokes weed once a year to see what George Soros is putting in the pot, his words, not mine.

[@jessemotte999]

John saying “don’t call me boy” is the closest thing I’ve ever seen to him getting in a fight lol

[@anomalocaris2593]

What about when he got into a fight with Chii-san? Rock still hasn't responded will he help

[@jessemotte999]

Eternal Carnage oh I don’t remind that will you link me?

[@anomalocaris2593]

@@jessemotte999 It is in the channel titled chii-san

[@jessemotte999]

Eternal Carnage thank you !

[@magicalgirl1296]

Well there's "eat shit Bob"

[@jobinapocus6812]

I wish John Oliver would do a new update episode on Alex Jones. This is one of my favorite episodes.

[@greggstrasser5791]

I wish he’d go back to UK and STFU.

[@bumblefoot5]

I wish John Oliver would stop being a paid globalist narrative pusher. Bet he visits islands as well.

[@greggstrasser5791]

@@bumblefoot5 Your comment got banned. )-:

[@christianness8983]

Oh now he's definitely going to have to do one

[@bumblefoot5]

Why are Americans cheering on the most obvious show trial in history? Murderers get more rights than this guy. They have paid less in court settlements for damages as well. Apparently words are worse than murders.... america has become very shameful and not many of us take you serious anymore. You are all trained to pick a team/side and burn to the ground anyone not in your group. You dont even care about democracy or being fair. Just burn that man! Dont be suprised when the public outside America start siding with Russia. Who even runs America? You telling me that man with dementia runs something other than his toilet schedule?

[@asiapugh7137]

It's nice to watch a John Oliver episode with laughing in the background again

[@sandilesibanyoni2244]

And not about trump 😂

[@vicmartone]

After the OAN episode, was nice hearing about a balanced and behaved news outlet like info wars

[@LordShrecc]

I felt that...

[@blaisemacpherson7637]

Oh you didn't search for this either?

[@Thewhiteandorange]

most of us didnt search for this

[@JavaKittie]

“They want to hear somebody that can speak to them and touch them inside.” I feel violated

[@cherrydragon3120]

You and me both.

[@jinxed7915]

I need an adult.

[@MaidMirawyn]

Well, who actually thought Alex Jones understood consent? He IS a Trump fanboy…

[@steelmag9]

Me too! Help! I need an adult!

[@cgntvedssnnc]

Shhhh.....

[@chickenwing1397]

Watching this again because of his trial, and this is absolute gold.

[@eljoel89]

Pretty sure Jones's attorney and the judge both hate his guts.

[@Bagster321]

Man has to pay $45 million...should be fucking more. Hope those Rolexs go to the payments

[@Krotas_DeityofConflicts]

That chemical turning frogs gay is real though. Look it up

[@Bagster321]

@@Krotas_DeityofConflicts 1 thing he got partially right out of...10000+?

[@Krotas_DeityofConflicts]

@@Bagster321 he got many things right and wrong. There are sufficient conspiracies that tur. out to be true that it is not surprising that there would be people like Alex Jones. To just hate him is equally stupid. He even apologised for Sandy Hook

[@allegedactor126]

I totally lost it when the good “doctor” kept rubbing that cardboard taint and smiling. Jack McBrayer is a goddamn scream.

[@creativeandfunnyname3744]

Graphics department: "What do we need to help the point?" John Oliver: "Words Fucking"

[@amehak1922]

The accountants for this show must drink every night after work.

[@runawaysparklers622]

@@amehak1922 Probably drinking buddies with the attorneys.

[@karolynfeeksmaws5676]

Well, it helped me understand. It was a great visual.

[@TheNinthGeneration1]

@@amehak1922 watch the SLAPP suits episode

[@amehak1922]

@@TheNinthGeneration1 i have

[@jackoo666]

"this stuff is only found in comets....and trace amounts in bluberries" I laughed so hard i nearly spit out my blue berries

[@ReasonReport]

Look it up. Bio-PQQ

[@quintonmorris11]

I love blewbs

[@My-Pal-Hal]

ReasonReport Look WHAT UP ??? THAT IT CAME FROM COMETS. ...really... Where'd YOU look it up... some Alex Jones guy. Cause it sounds like He's got your credit card number. That's funnier than Comets by far

[@rhyolitic]

It is hilarious. Pyrroloquinoline quinone is found in a whole bunch of different foods... tofu, soybeans, green pepper. Even found in human breast milk. Also no significant in vitro studies exist. Thought to be similar to vitamin B.

[@LaughingManRa]

I nearly spit out my comets!

[@SusanP99]

I never, never, never get tired of re-watching this episode. Pure gold.

[@ykMMD]

Same !

[@joshlock4627]

How ??? Oliver makes zero sense,. Cannot out tuck the terminator

[@youpkroon7594]

But I like Alex

[@gsp4prez]

@@youpkroon7594 why?

[@charleswomack2166]

@@gsp4prez Because he is so ridiculous! It's entertaining. I do not take him seriously.

[@ltfguitar]

"The Onion buys InfoWars" absolutely needs to be mentioned next week

[@zeeee303]

watching this 7 years later is a gift

[@TeddyPicker191]

To be fair, "WAKE UP AMERICA" coffee is pretty fucking genius.

[@schplafff]

ANd better than other coffees that straight up kill you dead.

[@ThatFeelBr0]

So is cocaine...

[@kaede6148]

*"WAKE UP AMERICA" covfefe FTFY

[@gender_nihilism]

The best part is that he buys them in part from the Zapatistas, a Mexican and Central American anarchist (leftist anarchism, not the fake kind) group.

[@mach2223]

"WAKE UP AMERICA!" *Girl wakes up* "Who are you?" "I'm Erica."

[@penguinpenguinson224]

Alex Jones sounds like a GTA radio station mocking the far right

[@vicmartone]

Have you seen J. J. Jameson's podcast on the spider man game

[@stone1andonly]

I think you're mildly confused - that GTA radio station is mocking Alex Jones *&* the far right.

[@WhatisASMR]

"Now I'll tell you about morality. Morality is what I say is right, and immorality is what I say is wrong." -Pastor Richards

[@ogrobc69]

Good ole Lazlo🤣😂

[@intelligenceservices]

search KZbin for "Orange Drink Bill Hicks"

[@babyhuey6342]

11:19 "I do research all the time." is the scientific equivalent of "You don't know her, she goes to a different school."

[@thepoopman9951]

It’s funny because he reported on Jeffery Epstein 15 years ago before anyone knew who that guy was🤣 you guys just can’t stand that he’s right about so much stuff

[@younicbic]

That's what ill say when ill be asked for titles

[@mishaf19]

@@thepoopman9951 I guess this “fact” you haven’t cited proves Jones is right about everything, thanks logic.

[@thepoopman9951]

@@mishaf19 like the FACT that he was right about bohemian grove 15 years before anyone knew what it was, that fact and he told us about Epstein island 15 years ago and no one believed him

[@abegarfield543]

@@thepoopman9951 Jones is friends with Trump, Epstein's top client. So,AJ Knew about Epstein because he was there, noncing minors.

[@GeneNerd]

I still love how he says "this substance isn't like the super high tech stuff made in laboratories" that then proceeds to explain exactly how a laboratory Genetically Modified Organism is used to make a substances.

[@midnightblue9122]

"Firstly, don't call me a boy"~ ooh I felt the cold edge there

[@CodySharpe]

In a brighter timeline, Alex Jones found his true calling as the greatest pro wrestling manager of all time.

[@kaileymeriwether4463]

best commend award material lemaowz

[@assviolatorist]

Best comment of all time jeez

[@Apizzaslice]

B-b-b-bu-bu-but.... He's just an advocate!

[@Addicti0nz1]

Ahahaha lmao

[@larsthegunslinger]

Cody Sharpe i love that time line.

[@ismailbaied8503]

They should recreate all these clips with Nicolas Cage as Alex Jones

[@BlackLivesMatter23]

I'd watch that

[@cradleofanal]

That will be cages comeback movie.. you know alex jones will have a movie based on his life..

[@susanma4899]

"AM I GETTING THROUGH TO YOU, ALVA?!?"

[@warrickgirl37]

I’d pay good money to see that shit

[@Kiki-wq5tj]

Two men involved with Epstein

[@dantruss84]

This is by far one of the funniest LWT shows, this and the coal goblin one. Love you J.Oliver and your staff are amazing.

[@ChillinVinillin]

So he’s a televangelist, but he talks about conspiracies instead of religion.

[@Quintusblake]

Same thing basically

[@gregorym3167]

I am only 4 minutes into this segment and I was about to say Jones is nothing more than a televangelist.

[@ZIEIaou]

@@Quintusblake well there are some concpiracies based on facts but no religions (not to discredit religion or give credit to alex jones)

[@alexreid4131]

Pretty much.

[@mohamedbasel5249]

I was gonna say the same thing😂😂

[@luckjes112]

Every time I see Alex Jones I think "Spider-Man is a menace! A menace, I tell you!!"

[@drewnayr1188]

I instantly think of all the gay frogs he fantasizes about.

[@ShinSennju]

Appropriately, the new J. Jonah Jameson seems to be a MCU version of Alex Jones.

[@QuarterLifeCrises]

JJJ has better morals than this piece of shit.

[@TheAdrift]

His voice does sound like a cross between JK Simmons and a chain-smoking goose. (I’m sorry, JK Simmons, for including you in a sentence about Alex Jones.)

[@luckjes112]

@Jim Fischer and the Right can't run a country

[@kimia1664]

12:10 can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that they actually designed a logo for “The University of Falling Off a Surf Board”? 😂

[@ksmittys1964]

Rewatching this with much laughter after his disastrous trial. John needs to do an update. We need to split a gut from laughing so hard.

[@FowlCanuck]

Alex Jones is pretty funny if you just pretend his show is an extended Saturday Night Live skit.

[@oneshotrobb7272]

Fowl Canuck rns

[@Biggles_mets]

that is what i do lol

[@breakingcymbalsstudios6738]

The bad thing is that some people aren't smart enough to not get manipulated by Alex. What was his last one? Like a secret sex colony on Mars that NASA was hiding LOL!? People now think NASAs been hiding a colony on Mars.

[@tmcdowell7977]

Seth Kucharski you are smart enough.

[@MrMihenry123]

Justifyed - Political and social satire are an American tradition and art form. Mr. Jones peddles insanity, and then makes money off of lies. There is no comparison as to the level of misrepresentation between the two. There are no right wing comedians because there is nothing funny about the rich avoiding taxes at the expense of the working poor.

[@verdrang5614]

Okay, Jones isn't exactly the best human being. Check. BUT. "Wake up America" as a name for a coffee blend? That's arguably funny.^^

[@diamondmetal3062]

Verdrang ...holy fuck, I just got the pun.

[@verdrang5614]

I know, right? XD It's kinda obvious in hindsight, but I didn't get it either at first XD

[@RyanMakesStuffOccasionally]

Wow, fair point

[@bigstunna2049]

I can't argue with how clever that is 😂😂

[@petertimowreef9085]

That is a good pun, I hadn't noticed.

[@ultimate-venom-games]

"A crystalline form, you absorb it", he says while touching his nose. Coincidence? I think not.

[@EdaugEthanbYT]

No wonder he’s saying we need to reopen. He’s running low on his supply

[@Sarah-oj7bh]

I was going to make the same remark!

[@oxymoron02]

I caught that too. The subconscious mind is terrible at masking the truth.

[@Mat-sc3kt]

Watch the ppl who psychologically analyse ppls body language they debunk that myth. If u just KZbin it u will find it

[@ultimate-venom-games]

@@Mat-sc3kt Ah man it was just joke. I deeply respect John Oliver and I do not think we is a drug abuser.

[@mvarick1]

"Tactical Taint Wipe". One of the funniest things I've heard.

[@hayberdasher8625]

45 million years ago, interstellar blueberries crashed into the Earth and turned all the dinosaurs gay

[@vidzeerox]

Ohhh that's why they're extinct!! Dumb scientists telling me about meteors and shit. Thank you for spreading truth, pal. God bless America.

[@isaacleillhikar4566]

That's not possible, because mainstream science says they died before that. They were doing their general gay pride march on the earth 64million nine hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine years and three months ago.

[@hpqzhpqz9688]

@@isaacleillhikar4566 Indeed ! ....... at eleven minutes past one on a Saturday afternoon. Common knowledge !

[@nikibronson133]

Lolol

[@isaacleillhikar4566]

@@hpqzhpqz9688 yeah. Remember.

[@SerpentiCaptain]

I just have this vision of John and the writers around a conference table, staring down glasses of chilled chocolate chicken carcass slop, each silently daring each other to go first. Someone raises their glass and counts down from three. Nobody moves, not even the counter. Then, without warning, an intern bursts into the room, snatches a glass of Hexxus' ambrosia, and-a "YOLO" as their battle cry-downs it. There is silence. The intern begins to glow, and their consciousness expands, sharing the burden of their experience mind-to-mind. The intern vanishes; whether they have ascended to a higher plane or vanished into a vengeful avian hell, only the dead know. John pales; he may just have to find out on the air...

[@beachcomber2008]

Imaginative. Do more.

[@geekgirl_luv4262]

Just out of curiosity, did you happen to have this vision when you were high? 😂

[@yipperdeyip]

So this is the type pf autism that enjoys this show's painfully unfunny, lack of any sense od humour. Aka redditors

[@TCMusic-iv4nd]

I can't imagine being Last Week Tonight's accountant: "He wants to spend HOW MUCH on WHAT?!"

[@muckstar23]

Pennies to them

[@motorcity13]

He spent almost $400 on the TELEVANGELIST episode. It’s one his best episodes. He even started a church for a month to prove a point. BRILLIANT!

[@benwarner2940]

I think you guys are forgetting the giant train set and the wax presidents. He was on Russell Howard’s show and said his favorite thing is spending hbos huge amount of resources on “the most ridiculous shit we can”

[@franciscojcsa6127]

HBO's accounting office is just a bottomless pit of subscription money, don't worry about it

[@MrHistory269]

XD

[@justinskywalker7854]

WHO HERE AFTER THE ONION DID THE MOST BASED THING EVER

[@spencerraney4979]

As a Texan I have to call him out on an act of sacrilege: nothing is better than Blue Bell Chocolate Ice Cream, especially not some bullshit protein mix.

[@toast1012]

nah blue bell is shit whack ass wal mart ice cream look up ANYTHING from wisconsin bruh, git gud(ice cream) :P

[@professorspf]

I'll keep that in mind when I visit

[@toast1012]

Its cheap because it like breyers. All sugar. No real ice cream.

[@leaderofstars8774]

@@toast1012 you try coming down here and say that, ham slice

[@vail51]

Amen. I found Blue bell when I was living in NC and I completely agree, best chocolate ice cream out there. I don't think that hint of salt is from ground up chicken bones either.

[@Rude_i_Wredne]

I was like "Who is this guy? I'm not american, I don't know shit about your celebrities, why am I watching it?

[@tylerethier7844]

@pepe luvsyou really hope your either joking or really gullible because he is literally one of the worst american "journalists" ever to live.

[@theangryholmesian4556]

@pepe luvsyou Uhh...he wasn't the only one who knew about Epstein beforehand. A lot of people suspected. And even if he was right about 1 thing that doesn't mean he's right about anything else.

[@sancheziumfluoride4227]

research atrazine and decide for yourself.

[@fultonbrown9251]

www.google.com/amp/s/www.livescience.com/amp/10957-pesticide-turns-male-frogs-females.html

[@crocuslament9680]

@@fultonbrown9251 Please fact check yourself on the difference between gender and sexuality.

[@habere]

"I honestly did not know that you could imply your competition kills people." -Thomas Edison describing his marketing campaign for direct current

[@mcswashbuckler3833]

I had actually forgotten about how Edison campaigned against alternating current. It’s almost sad that everyone just remembered the horrors of the electric chair that Thomas Edison produced, completely missing the point of the demonstration

[@ds1402]

Fried elephant, anyone?

[@ds1402]

@@mcswashbuckler3833 www.wired.com/2008/01/dayintech-0104/ What a dick

[@jenm9099]

Poor Topsy.

[@LordGadwin]

you watch too much Bobs Burgers...

[@Steve_Hayden]

5 years later, after his loss in court. He just lost $49 million. I love watching this show.

[@greggstrasser5791]

Ya. Because I get my truth from the courts.

[@Steve_Hayden]

@@greggstrasser5791Oh I'm sure you got your facts from this court case. You know, cause he indirectly pleaded guilty ( knowing if he didn't turn in documents and his phone like the judge ordered, that the judge would render a direct verdict of guilty. Knowing all that, Jones choose not to turn in any of those items) If you watched that court case (which I'm sure you did, cause why wouldn't you) you see him many times say "I'm sorry, I was wrong" to the ppl that charged him.

[@greggstrasser5791]

@@Steve_Hayden No. I didn’t watch the court case. I don’t watch John Oliver anymore either. I don’t own a TV. You should try it.

[@Steve_Hayden]

@@greggstrasser5791 But you watch John Oliver on a computer or your phone??? Well, if you had watched it, Jones admits, under oath that he lied and made it all up. So I'm guessing you aren't a fan of truth and facts.

[@greggstrasser5791]

@@Steve_Hayden You guessed wrong. Which is why I don’t use courts and John Oliver as news. So you guys still do that, huh? You’d burn 90 min on Oliver, Stewart and some other spin-off and watch an hour of CNN just so you can say you watch real news? Get a life.

[@dmcyhmw]

This video aged like fine wine with the news today!

[@wyattcole5452]

Or like milk to those who have seen Alex Jones on Joe Rogan

[@brodinebeeson4121]

turns out he was right about the frogs

[@Ingy823]

“British accent is intellectual”, he clearly has never seen The Only Way Is Essex or Geordie Shore 😂😂😂

[@luckystriker842]

Or John Oliver.

[@soonerwhirle]

Or any Benny Hill.....

[@kaleiann4287]

Or Love Island

[@jordan12374]

These guys are nothing, there’s nothing like brummies and scousers.

[@Kaltagstar96]

Part of me just wants to watch Alex Jones watch TOWIE or Geordie Shore, as a Geordie, he'd be the only person to sound more ridiculous then the people on that show.

[@rosethorne9155]

"Better than Ovaltine," he says. And almost gags after one sip. 😂😂😂

[@aba-dazed]

He never said he enjoyed ovaltine. Just that the drink tastes better xD dude's such a clown

[@zacksmith5963]

Soooo same as ovaltine

[@scottpreston5074]

Probably has chicken guts and salmonella in it. "There's protein in bacteria!"

[@theevildrummingsithlord1492]

Ovaltine?

[@theevildrummingsithlord1492]

@@joseph011296 I'll have to try it one day. Thanks!

[@Dumb_Killjoy]

Update: The Onion has just won the bidding war for Infowars' assets. No, I am not kidding.

[@mikaeldume]

"Want people to speak to them and touch them inside" Lol

[@cameronstevens3185]

Mikael Dume *Rape Whistle*

[@lilycheese4]

Kay but like Jack McBrayer (the actor playing the doctor at the end) really has no business being so adorable I swear his smile cured my depression.

[@erickrehbiel2837]

Ok, the 1 million dollar taint wipes aren't so bad, but do you really have to charge $9.95 for shipping!?

[@Tom44224]

I got the free ground shipping discount on mine.

[@highpriest82]

Jon Oliver may have to sell his house if you don't pay that shipping charge

[@izellets7361]

I was redirected to a HBO store, how do you get these wipes? :-'(

[@jameswightman6347]

buy them there. the proceeds go to Doctors Without Borders

[@BlackSharkfr]

I was redirected to HBO's European store. The million dollar wipes aren't listed there.

[@tshego950]

Watching this again because of his verdict, and this is absolute gold.

[@HER0_]

Buddy, you have no idea

[@taykay2125]

"he looks like a 5th year senior at the university of falling off a surfboard" i still laugh as hard as when i first heard it

[@raptorcharly8055]

Who else is here after Alex Jones's lawyers accidentally handed over all his data to lawyers for the Sandy Hook parents to revel in just how awful of a guy is getting what was coming to him?

[@thatoneguy1035]

Really hoping that pile of maggots in a human disguise gets slammed for as much as is possible. Also hoping, once he does, we get an episode about it.

[@rachelnelson4796]

Me 😁

[@robincatluv7173]

Me

[@bewareofsasquatch]

Rewatching it for the 10th time cause this has been alway been great and when I first saw this video I was hoping someday he would get screwed and Christmas came in early!

[@youtubestuff683]

Slowly, but surely Karma comes for all.

[@PreLeisureTrax]

15:52 *Camera zooming out, as if it’s trying to escape Jones* “FUND US!!!! GIVE ME THE ENERGY AND I WILL ATTACK THE ENEMY”

[@MotorTorq_ZA]

Alex Jones is like a cross between Dr Eggman and Yosemite Sam in real life

[@caronstout354]

With the vocal range of Sam Kinnison..

[@PegasusSeiya31]

Alex Jones is like the adult version of Eric Cartman.

[@Raidmasterprod]

Tyrell Watson Perfect comment!

[@cryingwithrage]

Tyrell Watson I was thinking that also.

[@realrocker777]

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@purplexninjamom]

so respect his authoritaaaaaah :P

[@volumedealer2716]

Atleast he's not a normie pleb like yourself.

[@gentleeyes]

This is so much sweeter today, after Alex’s lawyer “accidentally” dropped the bomb on him.

[@nicbarrax76]

Alex lawyer: *Fuck it. I'm so ready to get disbarred for this piece of shit. Hold my beer.*

[@notroll1279]

@@nicbarrax76 That's the kind of lawyer who accepts AJ as a client and says in court he has the honour to represent him and his companies. Every law firm smart or ethical enough ran for the hills when he approached them so that's where he ended up.

[@paulsanders860]

I'm with you there, it's just too much of a coincidence.

[@wyattcole5452]

Bankston sent Hatewatch a statement Wednesday after the texts became public record: “A redacted copy of Mr. Jones’ text messages was included as an exhibit in a recent court filing. Over the past week, on three separate occasions, my law firm invited Mr. Jones’ lawyers to obtain a sealing order under Texas Rule 76(a)(5) to protect any confidential information in that exhibit, which we did not oppose. For unknown reasons, Mr. Jones’ lawyers declined our offer and chose not to take any steps to prevent these messages from entering the public record.” The court record states that the text messages include redactions for “sensitive personally identifying information (such as driver’s license numbers, social security numbers, phone numbers, credit card numbers, bank account numbers, or street addresses of private residences), prescription drug information, communications with health care providers, security codes for gates and safes, sexually explicit or nude images, and all messages involving or discussing Mr. Jones’ children or containing their images.” This is horrible, they should absolutely be disbarred and owe Jones, if he didn’t agree to something bizarre like this. When else has this happened so publicly? If you don’t believe anything Jones says then at least admit this is feeding into the idea that there is a plot to silence and delegitimize him

[@obamagaming3802]

When i heard "assault wipes" i thought it was chloroform

[@cloaker7237]

My friends say that they smell great!

[@mizzpearlgearl]

my kid loves them! great for naptime!

[@taylorhillard4868]

chlorophorm is a great taint cleanser.

[@tmiller1079]

If Alex is using his own product, then the side effects looks pretty terrifying

[@akshayrajan8793]

Watching John Oliver with a studio audience in all his glory gives me a sense of nostalgia for some reason and it's only been a few weeks. Anyone else?

[@beamerman4000]

Fucking yeah!

[@TheStonerKoala]

Alex Jones doesn't perform in front of a live studio audience and yet he is still hilarious doing his show solo. Think about that.

[@gracebm9581]

Nostalgia for the before times, when the outside existed and we were allowed to leave the bunker...

[@toast1012]

orangemanbad am i right??

[@toast1012]

@ApokNyneWheel if you think orangemanbad of course

[@VitoDRF]

Hats off to the staff members that took the time to actually watch Alex Jones for this episode! You did God’s work!

[@Austenite762]

But You know what his frog turning Gay rant is actually based on some scientific truths. There is a pesticide which is reducing the testosterone of some frogs they aren't turning gay specifically but those frogs are turning into females and this had a negative impact on frogs population..

[@awesomechrisdude123]

Let’s all take a moment to remember the fact that John Oliver did a fortnite dance on KZbin Rewind.

[@beastrule]

GMFreeman why?

[@YahwehJesus777]

Cringe

[@puddingcupnation1496]

That basically proved that he's part of the conspiracy

[@Sonichero151]

@@puddingcupnation1496 The only Conspiracy he's apart of is........ The Olson Twins just being one person.

[@iski4317]

ugh...

[@BradleyNOliver]

Here because InfoWars is now owned by The Onion.

[@BeggarsNight]

I was there when he took both photos at the office. He’s red in the second one because he went outside and did a bunch of pushups just beforehand to try to look more slim/toned. Was pretty ridiculous.

[@Milo19970]

Yeah right

[@BeggarsNight]

@@Milo19970 lol. Honestly doesn’t matter to me if you don’t believe me. If you feel that you want to ask other questions, feel free. I’ll answer as much as I can.

[@carltontheduke2571]

So, not only is he a crazed J. Jonah Jameson knock-off, he's also a terrible liar.

[@BeggarsNight]

@@carltontheduke2571 well he did make the excuse at the time that he had eaten more than he should have during Thanksgiving/Christmas, which both occurred on the time between photos.

[@looking4therealrepairmanjack]

I take it no one wanted to risk their job and tell him he looked exactly the same in both photos, sans the redness?

[@kloonforthewin]

I really have to give John credit: he makes some very interesting clothing decisions. Especially for someone who only has to choose a shirt and tie.

[@MoistPicklez]

He does wear pants.

[@LeafseasonMagbag]

MoistPicklez an absolute lie! Especially in this age of audienceless programming

[@WarisMalik-lo3gj]

@@LeafseasonMagbag no in some episodes we do see him in pants when he's away from his table but if ur talking about pandemic era, then u might be right about him

[@Bluelightlumis]

Shutup bitch

[@averagejoe6031]

Holy crap I just noticed that.

[@thegreataussie6194]

I love how Oliver just puts that cereal up like a main character of an rpg would put away a greatsword

[@unsolvedintexas]

Happy to come back to watch this now that the Onion owns all of Infowars

[@jonathansports1036]

I'd like to hear Jones' argument for why people can't just go and pour chocolate syrup into some chicken broth instead of buying that nasty drink mix.

[@MrsSlocombesPuddyCat]

Well bone broth is totally different to chicken broth.

[@mackenziems4248]

Funny thing is he was talking about something real.

[@boxycthulhu3519]

because it will literally KILL you, I guess

[@tjm11015]

Because that would give away the secret recipe 😉😏😜

[@Tekkenslayer]

Those chocolate syrups at commercial markets will kill you

[@benseed8777]

I love how clear it is that Jones is building himself up to drinking the cave man. Then quickly just takes a mouthful, and then his complete failure to even pretend to enjoy it

[@Degan1000]

The part where Jones says that he needs funding or he will be off the air, that is an old televangelist line. Jim and Tammy Baker used it all the time.

[@arolurker3511]

I'm pretty sure that's not the only televangelist thing he uses. There's also the 'get behind me, Satan!' 'Crush the snakes beneath our feet' 'Satanists are conspiring to turn people gay' He's basically a televangelist who replaced Jesus with taint wipes.

[@Montesama314]

Um, he IS a televangelist. Fake enthusiasm, constant references to demons and spirits, obvious selling of goods to the masses... yeah, he's a televangelist.

[@Degan1000]

+Peter Hell Well to be exact, Evangelical Christians don't think atheists are Satanists because, as you point out, that would require a belief in deity. But rather they think of atheists as duped by Satan. They don't think you are knowingly serving Satan or worshipping him, but that you are fooled by him into not believing in God.

[@agentjackstone3543]

Peter Hell Sulpher, thats what that smell was when I met Hillary...thanks I couldn't place it.

[@agentjackstone3543]

Peter Hell Lol why would a demon appear to you to convince you not to believe in God when the world did that so easily? You honestly wouldnt matter enough to the devil if it existed for him to show himself to you. Also, Christians believe all people are sinners, only God is good, and the only diety is God, not Satan. Athiests have the burden to prove that God doesnt exist and so far no one can. Christians carry the burden of the cross and they arent mandated to prove anything. They live by faith and spread the message that Christ has risen, is returning, and that in Him is eternal life.

[@nobody-wk6ej]

This aged like fine $49 million-dollar silk.

[@你还兔子]

Alex jones wasn't born, he spawned at the age of 45 and his only memories were that cartoon dancing frog, meet the soldier, and a 14 slide powerpoint on ufos

[@lamppostinnarnia]

I did not find you comment funny .I hope you have a nice day

[@你还兔子]

@@lamppostinnarnia Aw :( but thanks :)

[@shanhussain6114]

@@lamppostinnarnia maybe a knock knock joke can make you laugh?

[@socialmoon]

This is an underrated comment.

[@thecharmingplatypus3208]

Oh my gosh he does sound a little like the soldier. Which one is crazier though?

[@69isinnocent12]

John is definitely gonna make at least 1 joke about the new “I will eat my neighbors ass” clip next episode.

[@ngythe1king]

69 is innocent he did lol watch his newest video

[@pecopete3]

2017 episode dude

[@Alex-fm4lt]

He has... Multiple times actually. And it's glorious

[@EliteGeeks]

right at the start of the video he mentions it kzbin.info/www/bejne/baPPZZZjn9dqnZI

[@BiffChunksteak]

Finally he'll have some use for that stockpile of taint wipe.

[@glennwelsh9784]

You don't wanna take a research scientist's word for it when he uses the vague blanket phrase "I do research all the time." No you don't, and no you aren't.

[@jakethegamer20]

His ex wife used his show as evidence that he is unstable in their child custody court case and won 😂

[@Len124]

"I do research all the time." Sounds legit.

[@bena9369]

Lmao

[@nonlegend]

I think the most unrealistic thing about conspiracy theories, is that they assume the government would have the competency to pull off such acts.

[@jakestone2591]

nonlegend KZbin Myron Fagan

[@TRtherocknroller]

Or that they would need to cover it up

[@nifralo2752]

True the average government takes 5 years to fill up a pothole

[@jolleh]

Toad Lash if they take so long to do that, what do you think they're busy doing lol

[@ranelgallardo7031]

Top it off they are white knights out there that will spill the beans of everything like Snowden.

[@gspendlove]

The reason Jones wants you to "crush the snakes under your feet" is because it'll produce the snake oil that he sells on his show.

[@smoothcat1556]

You want your oil fresh right???

[@jakefarronmerlin7963]

I bet you haven't tried one supplement. The nascent iodine normalised my thyroid. Snake oil doesn't do that.

[@chromicapop4595]

the fact that jones was legally allowed to sell quackery to the public by the quarter without any consequences publicly is an oxymoron

[@welldoitlive8769]

Whether you like him or not, he is a great meme

[@henryabbott484]

We'll Do It Live! True

[@DoctorSoups]

We'll Do It Live! Can't argue with that

[@phnexOice]

I prefer memes that don't spread dangerous propaganda

[@royshantzis3321]

you've gotta remember, for a lot of us he's a meme, for a good part of the US he's literally the gospel

[@user-dc5ti1is1s]

I love the world right now, the world is alive with the sound of dank memes.

[@0Yazz]

i've been binging this show so much recently that i dont even notice John's accent anymore.. now i notice the american accent more xD

[@mykaruest3620]

Honestly he the britishness in his accent is so mild that John does more American than English.

[@evieisleavie]

I NEED TO TEST THIS

[@oxymoron02]

As a Brit I can confirm he sounds more American than British-- when I first found this channel I thought he WAS American.

[@andrewworkman9488]

Jones*

[@eloisemturner2289]

Watch mock the week you see oliver full Britishbess

[@HolgerKraus23]

The blueberry scene from InfoWars was honestly the funniest piece of content I've seen so far on Last Week Tonight - and they didn't even make that, they just found it! So frigging hilarious. No idea how Alex Jones pulled that off with a straight face.

[@molls2512]

What was the other thing he said before blueberries?? All I'm hearing is "comets" but that doesn't make much sense

[@molls2512]

Jesus Christ, this man is truly something else and I mean that in the worst possible way.

[@darkprince56]

You need to do an updated episode once the lawsuits clean him out 😂

[@AlexOrozco-Social-Pariah]

Well we may have it this sunday at last lol

[@Homemadegameguru]

It's like Krusty eating his own Krusty Burger

[@WindowsXPFrog]

I thought the exact same thing lol

[@zucchinipotato]

God, I've been trying to find a comparison, that one is perfect.

[@ArtGirl82]

Try Alex's new chocolate chicken juice, "mmmmm, I don't mind the taste"

[@ArtGirl82]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mHzLkIKMlNykp6M

[@barbedwings]

*cough* "Pay the kid!"

[@FeelGoodeIncMusic]

"The first thing you should know about The Alex Jones Show is nothing" Accurate

[@sourishhazra2636]

GoodePlays And Jon Oliver is everything LOL

[@MacTheSeraph]

“People want legitimacy, they want real, they want to hear somebody who can speak to them and touch them inside.” That was priceless. 😂👌

[@jemiimariem9865]

It got creepy real fast

[@CrashAnthrax]

😱😱😱😱😱

[@crazyamericanredhead]

What is so disturbing is how many people believe him. His trial didn’t come fast enough in my opinion. Unfortunately, there’s still far too many people that believe he is being unfairly prosecuted.

[@geoffreyharris5931]

Listening to and taking advice from Alex Jones is like getting guidance from a homeless begging street crazy with a cardboard sign and a dirty sleeping bag. The conservatards are exceptionally stupid and gullible as well being moral idiots with stone age beliefs (ideas).

[@sonicx945]

Everyone here is so into talking about Alex Jones, that no one going to say anything about the fact our government are teaching raccoons to be bilingual!

[@Lord_Ralph]

Tres bién!

[@DaRockKB]

"Believe me!", says the orange-colored rug with a 3rd grade education who's running the White House!

[@masonolson7003]

GolDrex I wish they could teach the children to be bilingual...

[@mrknockknock1]

Oh come on, that would be so stupid. If the raccoons turn bilingual, the badgers and skunks won't understand anything, and that will break the armistice agreement between the three and lead to a huge war in the animal kingdom! You're so silly! I'm not calling you a silly goose, because the goose population is actually very serious and their candidates are highly articulate! Keep up with politics you silly goose! :P

[@Lesley_RedRhody]

GolDrex This comment thread is both terrifying and hilarious!! Oh, the awesomeness!! I can't take much more!! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to drink some more amphibious homo tap water.

[@julianbell9161]

“Rolex is a symbol of the middle class”

[@star2705]

truly spoken like a member of the middle class, nay, a man of the people, who definitely understands enough about society's structure to wear a rolex in satire

[@uthmanbaksh3530]

I guess the only people who still like Rolexes are Alex Jones and Ricegum.

[@kevinsongxin2551]

Hes not wrong though

[@Cmokshofra]

Kevin Song Xin bruh

[@kevinsongxin2551]

@@Cmokshofra It is a symbol of the aspirational (admittedly upper) middle class who flock towards signifiers of wealth. Actual financially independent people really don't give a shit about what you wear on your wrist.

[@davidmiller5832]

I love Alex Jones. NO other comedian can make me laugh as much as him. He Is a comedian, right?

[@innhaagen]

Buddy, how do i break this to you?

[@davidmiller5832]

What, he cant be serious. No !!! Dont Tell ME !!!! This is one time I'd rather be Blissfully ignorant.

[@peaches021272]

This is a fake comment, right?

[@sivamachina3160]

The funniest sales man ever.

[@mkiel705]

David Miller No, It Just Seems That Way.

[@thatocelot879]

Who else is here after hearing that The Onion bought InfoWars?

[@thegameshowgeek]

I checked the websites. Infowars is offline and the Infowars Store’s entire inventory is waitlisted. Even if his concerns were genuine, Alex shot himself in the foot and took his leg off with his comments about the Sandy Hook families.

[@chilangua]

4 years later, and Alex is losing defamation lawsuits constantly. Ironic.

[@WVU.STEELERS.CELTICS]

4 years later and the majority of what he said was true.

[@chilangua]

@@WVU.STEELERS.CELTICS oh is it now? I still have not found any lizard people... but i guess they only live in 'mmerica, right?

[@WVU.STEELERS.CELTICS]

@@chilangua Bohemian Grove, Elite Pedophiles/Epstien/ Pizzagate, Covid, Hunter Bidens laptop, somewhat truth on turning frogs gay, human animal hybrids and plenty of other things the man has been correct about. He's not right 100% of the time but he has been right about a lot of things. His problem is, is after he speaks those facts he goes on to what his own interpretation of that may be. Such as reptile elites sucking the bone marrow out of children and that's where he loses people. If I knew the amount of shit that he knows I'd probably have gone a bit crazy myself.

[@chilangua]

@@WVU.STEELERS.CELTICS there are things he knows, and there are stupid conspiracy nonsense that he knows he is full of shit about, and still says it. So not too smart after all. Keep talking dumb things that you know will land you in some legal trouble, and thats what you'll get. That guy is just a waste of oxygen.

[@WTFisthe911]

@@WVU.STEELERS.CELTICS nothing he’s ever said is true. He’s a grifter and capitalizes on morons like you

[@MikeMaduxx]

Alex Jones is a SNL character come to life!!

[@tzvikrasner6073]

The Nam Veteran puppet.

[@thedoctorisin5141]

Woah, woah, woah. Hey now, chief. The Church of Satan wants nothing to do with this creep.

[@__radon__7656]

The Satanic Temple doesn't either

[@tgmwright]

It's spelled "whoa"

[@calladeem240]

@@tgmwright Not according to Satan, apparently.

[@mumzly1]

@@calladeem240 well thankfully real satanists know that the devil is a fairy tale.

[@audramcdonaldapologist3676]

_ _Radon_ _ So does the Satanic mosque 😂

[@Just_Shmed]

Surely this got a spike in views recently

[@JoseDanielCardona30]

my bilingual racoon keeps mispronouncing "Hamburger"

[@DiceGoblin77]

Mine keeps fighting an overblown stereotype of a tanuki and making vaguely racist comments about its skin color.

[@comedyman4896]

you watch pink panther?

[@wheezybrownbear7708]

holy shit this is the deepest cut ever and i wouldn't have gotten if it if i was n idiot when i was five and wouldn't stop watching that movie

[@ArcanineEspeon]

Okay, let's be real here. Michigan J. Frog is singing to his "baby, honey, ragtime gal." It's pretty safe to say that he's bi.

[@stone1andonly]

Or his "ragtime gal" is trans.

[@UnsolicitedContext]

And apparently ethically nonmanogamous... he’s very open about all of them

[@TSFboi]

in that episode he also sings "come back to eire, my boy, my boy" so MJF being bi is looney tunes canon.

[@rachiesayd9423]

I am (shamefully) originally from Michigan! Who the hell would name their child Michigan?

[@GRom4232]

Rachie Sayd Some frogs, I reckon.

[@poxwalker405]

"What do you think is tap water? Gay bombs!"

[@NathanTAK]

I mean, duh. What else could it be??

[@mattstorm360]

ian No there is Joy in the water. You don't want to be a downer do you?

[@kevboard]

HOW DOES NOONE SEE THE RAINBOW THAT COMES OUT EVERY TIME YOU GET TAP WATER?

[@rgwak]

Comets and blueberries, brother!

[@user-kc2pp9pb1q]

alex jones infiltrated the bohmeiam groove at the end of the day you might not like what he says but hes an independent voice networks hate that

[@giridharpavan1592]

aged like fine wine

[@mikotomisaka8714]

Alex Jones: "They believe the Ancients were so much healthier." The Ancients: "Our maximum lifespan is 20 years."

[@slyfoxmedia3272]

You chat shit

[@Socalfishingkids]

That was just a average. You have to count infants dying at birth. It brings the number down quite a bit.

[@mikotomisaka8714]

@kissmyass Google lol, look everyone, another person who specifically hangs around John Oliver or another channel that doesn't agree with him/her so they can troll other people's comments.

[@Socalfishingkids]

@kissmyass Google That is the most out of place comment ive had yet to read lol

[@Socalfishingkids]

@kissmyass Google and not really wrong either mothers died giving birth and so did their child if you looked it up. Infant mortality brought down the life expectancy statistics a lot. you think people were living only up to their 20s back then, really you dont know your history.

[@eternalmiasma5586]

I love how when he is in context he is even worse

[@MenacingMaro]

A Bag o’ Chips not entirely true

[@Tierchenmeister]

Nothing in these late night shows is in context, presenting things in deceiving ways is their specialty. Example: Oliver Welke from the german "heute show" (basically the same as late night TV in the US, even with the same political biases) once showed a clip of a red haired women that said some ridiculous nazi phrase and presented her as a neo-nazi. Later on, the FULL clip surfaced, and it turned out she was a far-left activist (as if the red hair wasn't a hint) whose quote of someone else had been taken out of context. But since she looked kind of silly with the red hair and all, the show makers wanted to present her as a neo-nazi, because they love to show members of the opposite ideological team that are bad for optics.

[@JanischMaximilian]

Tierchenmeister It is ironic that you are taking the heute show affair out of context as well: Oliver Welke has publicly and privately apologized to the „red haired woman“ (her name is Marlena Schiewer) and she *accepted that apology* Source: www.spiegel.de/kultur/tv/heute-show-oliver-welke-entschuldigt-sich-bei-marlena-schiewer-a-1017348.html

[@mortyj376]

Tierchenmeister mistakes happen. Maximilian Janisch is right. You propably knew that...

[@jacobdavid9796]

Tierchenmeister what context is actually needed here? Are you actually trying to convince people that Alex Jones should be taken seriously at all? This mans a joke, and a salesman lol he just making money off of idiots

[@shreddermcscumbag9755]

I don't think I've been so excited to click on a John Oliver video...

[@evanblake5252]

Alex Jones is fun enough, add in his polar opposite, you're in for a treat.

[@user-kc2pp9pb1q]

Shredder McScumbag free alex jones independent media all day u might not like what he says but this is freedom of speech

[@evanblake5252]

Shredder never advocated censoring Alex, what are you on about?

[@closedcl8]

Evan Blake it's the goddamned Feud of The Century. Wrestlemania won't be enough to handle the magnitude of this entire thing.

[@mitchtherevolution]

No one's arguing that. It is however libel to accuse companies selling Iodine of killing people though, and I'm sure any prosecutor that wanted to comb through his broadcast can find any number of FCC violations or even criminal charges of inciting violence.

[@wampyrelli]

Watching this after The Onion bought Infowars... update on Alex Jones might be fun, but maybe there's just no need.

[@jasondelvaux3036]

Comets & Blueberries... kick-ass band name.

[@Maxuras]

Oh God, Comets, not Comics, that makes (slightly) more sense. I was really puzzled, how a dietary product can be found in comics.

[@Muongoing.97c]

I would listen to that band, or at least check them out. I also heard comics when Jones said it and not comets. I didn't question it because eating comic books seems like the a crazy action he would endorse.

[@jaypee8371]

"I didn't question it ..." Apparently neither did his followers. Nutrients in comics? Ok Nutrients in comets? No wayyyyyyy!!!!!!

[@JoeMHall]

"Alex Jones is trying to sell you 'sloppy wet rags for your taint" might be one of the best lines in the history of television.

[@patrickbateman312]

Not even in the top 100,000 lines in the last five years.

[@Viracocha711]

@@patrickbateman312 AWE...Do you spend your money & wipe your taint with those sloppy wet rags? ...I bet you do!!!🤣

[@Hadfield15]

Yeah

[@patrickbateman312]

@@Viracocha711 you should avoid bookies then, because you're as dogshit at betting as you are at slinging insults.

[@Viracocha711]

Patrick Bateman AWE! I didn’t have to insult you...You insulted yourself by taking the time it did to leave the petty comment you did...Which SCREAMED to me (& clearly others!) that you were more than likely a goofball InfoWarrior! ...Were you out protesting with your pal Alex over the weekend? If so, better stock up on his miracle tooth paste that kills COVID-19!!🤪

[@ykMMD]

Infowipes is such a good pun. Props to John and his team :')

[@AnkitSharma-nt8hm]

Circa 2022: This episode has aged beautifully.