Descendants 3 doesn't make any sense...

[@AlexMeyersVids]

Hey everyone thanks for watching. With recent events still fresh in some people's minds I just want to reiterate that these videos are mainly just for jokes and I have nothing but respect for the cast and crew who made this movie, and every movie or TV show I talk about. It's all just light-hearted fun around here, so I hope you take it that way.

[@Cooper_the_pug]

Alex Meyers ok

[@actorholic8621]

love u bro

[@ellie.-.739]

👏🏻

[@iamthot210]

Yup

[@Egomapp]

Its 7 in the morning

[@armanbagh]

The reason this entire movie even happened is because the security system in the Museum is DIRT

[@yuki4668]

😂😂😂

[@lillipadss]

Fr

[@Dragon-hu5ev]

True

[@excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339]

But don’t forget: those kids are the GOOD KIDS - they’re not supposed to steal 😌

[@koesben9363]

Yep

[@Devil-Speed8]

So we gonna ignore how she causally declared she wasn't satisfied being just the queen of one island. She wanted TWO island

[@anoukdillen3809]

Yeah right? That sounded so wrong 😂

[@luciacano3686]

Yessss I was waiting for someone to mention this, me and my sister were both like did she just say that when we watched it

[@dsfmdiya7500]

Yes we are

[@littlebitsofterror5788]

I don't think it was so much she wasn't satisfied with one Island but more how can knowingly lead an entire group of people that aren't my own in privileged and freedom where my people are still living in squalor and unable to leave for better opportunities.

[@maem7462]

As I was watchting it I was thinking she is taking Uma ruling the Isle away from her after she said she will be a good ruler for them

[@dragonstarwolf559]

I can explain the plot of every single Descendants movie: Bad guy: "I hate you!" Good guy: "Friendship!" Bad guy: "Friendship!"

[@nekoberry686]

True

[@christianlouboutin4663]

FACTS

[@karanaher5030]

80% of disney movies

[@silashurd3597]

So basically a Dhar Mann movie with Disney producing it

[@ratheryoudieinahole3688]

97.86% of disney movies

[@MartinOlminkhof]

I get the sense that 80% of the movies budgets went to hair dye

[@Strawberryyyyyyyyy44]

they wear wigs not hair dye🤦🏻‍♀️

[@deadgirlwalking030]

shut up- the joke still applies 😂

[@AnimalsAreTheWayToGo]

FR

[@preacherpaul8283]

FACTS can’t even pay the writers the lines are the writers way of saying we quit so cringe

[@celestedivine131]

​@@Strawberryyyyyyyyy44 a high quality wig is MORE EXPENSIVE than hair dye

[@Gumachine]

I just realized that in Beauty and the beast, the prince rejects the old hag so that means that Audrey made Mal a hag so Ben would reject her too, but like it didn’t work out so well...

[@arivm.1]

I JUST REALIZED!!!

[@ncoleman8401]

OMG....

[@verifiednerd7051]

We all know the Descendants writers didn’t realize that either 😂

[@fati6269]

Wow

[@ImJayy583]

I thought i was the only person that relized that lol

[@JERBYTUBE]

Audrey's hair was actually pink and BLUE because of the whole 'make it pink' 'make it blue' thing from Sleeping Beauty.

[@mel-lt9or]

Oh...I just realized that now 😂

[@MsBossLadyLola]

Rozjechany Sernik thank you for repeating what the comment literally fucking said

[@JERBYTUBE]

@cherry _blossom yeah but really she was just making a reference to her mother

[@JERBYTUBE]

@@mel-lt9or i am a huge Disney fan and it just popped into my head when I watched it for the second time lol

[@gothnerd887]

I thought it was because a witch's magic is stored in their hair

[@SillyCreature_Fr]

When you realize Mal accomplished what she set out to do in the first film, take over both the isles and Auradon, and take the barrier down with fairy godmothers wand…..

[@saidmohamed7849]

Yes I mean if she turned bad then everywhere in the world is in danger

[@axlrose776]

i had 2 read this comment to realize that

[@eshannayak6457]

A cinematic masterpiece

[@IvyLabam-ww7fe]

Impressive

[@Tai.L]

Only took 5 years mal😂

[@DragonJohn]

"you know what kids don't care about? a plot that makes sense." I... Honestly I think this is accurate.

[@meaganchan2088]

as someone with a little sister that watches these movies (and the Z-O-M-B-I-E-S trilogy) on repeat, i can say this is absolutely accurate

[@preacherpaul8283]

When you first watch theses movies you’re like that tracks then you rewatch you’re like what the heck is this

[@Musicalfan69420]

I mean I do like dancing

[@bet_jev8711]

Mal flirting with Ben and liking his new beard is the most realistic flirting I've ever seen in a Disney movie.

[@chibibeingchibi3197]

I think is a hint of the Live-Action version of Beauty and The Beast when Belle asks the prince if he is going to consider letting his beard grow

[@teresiahmutheu4039]

I hate that part mostly

[@JustAZillennial]

@@teresiahmutheu4039 Everyone does

[@watermelonsugar8894]

yup

[@bet_jev8711]

@@teresiahmutheu4039 oh god I cringe too, I never said I liked it, I'm just saying it's the most realistic I've seen in 18 years.,

[@truewolfgirl3830]

Everyone overlooks the fact that the King’s crown looks like plastic while the Queen’s looks halfway decent

[@cornyslol5302]

Lol so true

[@whydoihave45subs91]

It looks like a burger king crown lol

[@ruby-xf3of]

and we ignoring how bad some of the green screens are?

[@cryptonicdoom544]

And every one over looks the fact that they kept a god in the isle which makes no sense at all cause hades doesn’t even come out of the underworld he sends minions to the world or appears in fire

[@ode2sol]

true......lol

[@Gods_own_Sybe]

I mean to be completely fair, Audrey had every right to be pissed Her boyfriend and queen status got taken by a girl whose mother cast a spell on her mother and literally was the villain to her kingdom I mean at that point it may seem as tho being evil and wearing leather was the in thing so I don’t blame Audrey

[@Jesusisthewaytruthandlife247]

Well to be fair Audrey easily could’ve dated chad and got her queen status back I mean she didn’t seem to actually have a thing for Ben from the start so she could’ve faked the relationship like she had already been doing

[@zellanutellaa]

I agree! id be pissed tf off too

[@zellanutellaa]

@@teresagarcia5352 lmao

[@fos1451]

@@chaeerie05_her pink hair and cookies

[@AnCatalyst]

​@@Jesusisthewaytruthandlife247but chad is not the king king.

[@eddiestaud1843]

You know I think Hades being Mel’s dad could have been more interesting if he was just like “So I left you mom for a goddess named Persephone but we where forcefully separated and she got stuck on the mainland and I just want to see her again.” Bam. A more interesting character than any in the trilogy.

[@Mialikesthings]

They are following Disney’s Hades rather than the actual Greek mythology. We see this as a the whole rock thing and fire thing in the movie and Hades overall personality being different.

[@ManjimaPagolChagol_10]

@@Mialikesthings if they followed ACTUAL Greek mythology then Hades would not be the Villain in the first place

[@liamcruikshank1472]

Now there’s a fourth one

[@MLBedits4U-bc1sp]

maam this is a kids movie-

[@Kingdom850]

@@MLBedits4U-bc1sp Kids deserve good stories with interesting characters.

[@ari3828]

Are we going to ignore the fact that an entire kingdom is struggling against an angsty teen who got out of a break up?

[@ceve]

Evillious Chronicles in a nutshell

[@iCherub]

Lmao

[@goodjobeli]

literally I was thinking "girl he broke up with you move on" the entire film

[@sophiainthestars6748]

Just give her some ice cream my god (I still love the movie tho for real)

[@iciajay6891]

TEEN probs are the ultamie probs.

[@TL-uj3ss]

Mal: My dad abandoned me Hades: My dad ate me

[@nerdmachine3207]

TL yea pretty much XD

[@supersonic_tumbleweed]

Hades: and MY DOG, WIFE, FRIENDS, CHILDREN, AND JOB ARE GONE 😭

[@shre1908]

Lollll😂😂😂

[@calliecakes8174]

Oh my god I love this

[@sophiaageitos2763]

TL IKR

[@Misin.]

The writers made Evie a really likeable character. I very much enjoyed her, Carlos was another good character too, I enjoyed him a lot too.

[@ntfoperative9432]

RIP Cameron

[@daniellopezparra6430]

Honestly Jay and Carlos did not get enough scenes in the movie

[@wonderstorm116]

*AND HARRY AND GUESTON’S KID GOT MOE SCREENTIME THAN THEM MKJFNSDVNJIFENFJRNFKDNFJDJRER*

[@ruwayda3565]

@@daniellopezparra6430jay especialpy

[@milxstka]

Carlos was the reason I wanted to watch the first movie so bad when I was a kid, then the second one came out I think I barely watched it, the 3rd one I was way too old for but, I always got mad whenever a cool kid like Dicky, Luke or Gabe from good luck Charlie didn't win at being cool.

[@Queen_SN0WFLAKE]

Here’s my biggest problem, in Descendants 2 Maleficent is taken to the isle when it has the barrier. The lizard thing was a spell. Maleficent should have returned to her true form in the second movie

[@yuluvchii]

Evil magic does not work on the isle. Maleficent turning into a lizard was not evil magic it’s what she deserved

[@unoriginal1562]

Audrey’s lines in this movie 70% creepy evil laughs 20% complaining about Mal 10% angrily screaming because her plans don’t work

[@victorhalliwell2750]

So true. But I love her as a villain. She slayed, and Mal was shook to her core!

[@Nataly-lk9yj]

😂😂

[@Hi-ph3zr]

More like 50 percent screaming xD

[@Foxy02016]

Unoriginal 156 yes exactly

[@notinservice4691]

Yeah

[@ryanwagner794]

So if Mal and Ben had kids... they be like 25% human, 25% Beast, 25% fairy dragon and 25% god? This is literally fanfic

[@Nobody-wc2qi]

🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴👁👄👁🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

[@kagomecc461]

Yep EXACTLY.

[@kerrybuck3830]

Ooooo that would be cool

[@oluwatoyinadeleye9718]

That would be really cool

[@Lior353]

it sounds like a poorly written fanfic

[@elizabethweigle6146]

Wait wait wait wait…. If Celia is the daughter of Dr. Facillier, the VooDoo man in Princess and The Frog, why didn’t she get any powers? Why didn’t her dad step in? This would’ve been an amazing point for her to me room having “friends in the other side”. Lost opportunity

[@DestinyMcunu-on2bg]

She kinda did some readings like her dad but thoses were deleted

[@annmarie6095]

I agree but I loved the fact she still made the reference

[@Lopholillie]

The more you watch this movie, the more you realise how valid Hades is for being mad about being stuck on the Isle. Like, he's a god. He's literly keeping the underworld in order

[@arocknrolldream]

So Mal is the child of Maleficent and Hades… This is just straight-up Disney fanfic

[@littlearies3862]

Ever watch House of Mouse? Maleficent and Hades would defenitly be together. Lol

[@zoser595]

arocknrolldream Don’t tell me

[@loocie4636]

She’s a demigod?

[@hotmess5845]

Justin X. Yeah pretty much😂

[@pink_magical_girl]

Y'all should watch ONCE UPON A TIME. That show has some actors from it on here and is very complexed and good.

[@laurag7303]

That dragon cgi tho. HBO is quaking

[@Araub0408]

lfg oof Cats: The Movie is quaking

[@ninaschmidt6344]

The Beast cgi is even worse

[@laury1505]

@@ninaschmidt6344 ben as the beast wasn't CGI. They did that all with make-up

[@auntjemimasyrup2600]

@DragonBat362 😂

[@ninaschmidt6344]

@@laury1505 Oh, yah. I forgot. But it still didn't look good

[@Roanoak]

Ben's fake facial hair alone make this movie the best of the 3. I like How Ben is the king but doesn't make any decisions and Mal is like I need to be a QUEEN OF EVERYTHING.

[@itsdramallama_]

I love how in all three descendants films, everyone forgets magic doesn’t work on the isle

[@alainakwitowski9784]

Hades: If it gets wet, it can not work anymore It gets wet Mal and Uma: BUT THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!!!!

[@thedude8457]

Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Hades never had an ember in the old Disney film or the Greek myths the movie is based on?

[@thedude8457]

@@Yicker419 plot hole alert

[@sharkfin_333]

My little ponyyyy 🤡

[@4thosewhorbored690]

And then the My Little Pony theme starts playing at max volume

[@otakuparadise3585]

@@Yicker419 Mel asked to give back the ember before the flame went out

[@ethansmith4503]

Audrey: Steals, attacks future queen, uses magic, pulls a maleficent, and turns king to stone: No repercussions Smee's sons: Children of sidekick who isn't even that evil: Imprisoned on Isle of the Lost for most of their life

[@marie_antoinettewithoutahe1562]

Rich kids pass so annoying

[@NebulaDarkness]

That's the whole point of the movie. And Hades, although he's not the one to talk, does say a thing or two about it too

[@benbriefs798]

Where's the logic?

[@elisabethfanfan9560]

She got a slap on wrist

[@p1ercethemadi]

They turned the king into a beast

[@cthonmon_4781]

Disney Execs: "This is going to be the most legendary trilogy in Disney history with a modern twist on it!" Descendants Actors: "So this is where dignity ends."

[@finalfroggitapproaches6418]

Audrey is totally in the right. Mal drugged her boyfriend, and in doing so, completely stole her life. Ben and Audrey never even broke up, Mal just straight up stepped in front of her and they acted like nothing happened.

[@darkmessiah8792]

mal didn't really drug ben, she put a spell on him. and before you say it's the same thing, its really not

[@shamus248]

I mean it was pretty apparent that Audrey only wanted Ben for the royal status. And when Ben (spelled obviously) first said he loved Mal, Audrey responded by kissing Chad and saying he was her boyfriend now. Clearly she wasn't eager to fight to get Ben back lol

[@Kloyster2010]

@@shamus248 I think she was trying to make ben jealous

[@Kloyster2010]

I agree with you. That is the evil of Hollywood. They are trying to brainwash people and say good people are bad and bad people are good. I stopped watching that show because I started realizing it was a bad influence on me as well the public. I also pray for the actors. Most of them are bad except China McLain who played Ursula. I saw her interview and she said because of her bad experiences with these bad people she is now trying to be closer to God and staying away from all that bs. And she even agreed with what I said and was warning people. Saying Hollywood is trying to manipulate people in believing bad people are good.

[@Kloyster2010]

@@shamus248 No Hollywood is good at brainwashing people. Kids especially on saying good people are bad and people should embrace the bad guys. They are trying to make Audrey look bad in the movie. In real life she would be hurt and I am sure she had a crush on him since they were kids. She has every right being hurt at mal Mal is a home wrecker Another sign of the devil. No thanks

[@rlkthegreat]

I never seen a grown man so knowledgeable about descendants.

[@maddiedarling3153]

Same.

[@ironkevman1513]

agent_ rlk I completely forgot descendants was a thing

[@christophergongora7885]

Thats what us Dads do when we actually chill with our kids and we happen to be Cinephiles

[@minatodroger7890]

Right lol

[@mvckingjays]

Off topic butttt I'm ur 1k like ;-;

[@Amy-hj2hi]

So basically this whole movie would've never happened if hades and maleficent didn't hook up

[@moongi852]

Ummm kinda ... Actually Yeah

[@heartattacks3452]

Yeah pretty much the whole franchise wouldn't happen...

[@eugene7720]

Haha- *yea*

[@Marty-us9zs]

I laughed a lot when I realised that Hades was married to his only true love, Persephone, and now he cheated hooking up with Maleficent, just imagine Persephone’s reaction.

[@aesthetic8538]

@alex meyer what about wandvison

[@user-es7xy9fx3o]

I DIED OF LAUGHTER why are these recaps better than the actual movies?!?!

[@jacquelinecallejas1390]

Weirdly, one of my favorite moments in this is when one of the VKs is eating berries and is so enthused because there is something good to eat just lying around, when in the island there is nothing and you have to scrounge to survive. The descendant he is talking to (I think son of Jafar) realizes how much better he has it since coming to Auradon, and that he's been taking it for granted. They plan to go exploring together once the kingdom is saved. I thought it was a moment with weight in a mostly frothy movie. I also can't overlook the fact that the whole "There are good and bad guys on both sides of the wall" speech was put into a movie while the whole "we're going to build a wall and Mexico is going to pay for it" stuff was going on. It was blunt but she wasn't wrong.

[@nymph7551]

Hades: I was once married to Maleficent and we have a child together Persephone: Am I a joke to u?

[@slothoverlord4388]

To be fair Hades and Maleficent were a thing in House of Mouse so at least they’re being accurate to Disney history

[@Elle-nm5rt]

Persephone* Sorry, it was bugging me, no hate

[@axyrizz3100]

Ohhhhhhh :o

[@not_gabi6508]

Hold up I didn’t pay much attention in World History who’s Persephona?

[@bruhitzanerd8366]

@@not_gabi6508 the goddess of spring in Greek mythology

[@hellotherehumans5398]

I just love how Ben knew Mal for like 1 year and proposed to her when they are like 17

[@CC-sq1kf]

That's pretty slow for a Disney movie tbh

[@moriahperetz9306]

Actually he WASN'T ALLOWED TO PROPOSE bc u *need* to BE *18*

[@cunningsmile4166]

They ARE 18. Its been two years since the first film

[@moriahperetz9306]

@@cunningsmile4166 only one year! WERE U NOT LISTENING TO THE VIDEO

[@emmamoriarty4648]

@@moriahperetz9306 I'm not sure if it is illegal, since Snow white was fourteen, and basically every Disney princess who got married was under eighteen.

[@thalietakesthetrolley2254]

I have a problem with this "everyone is asleep" thing because in a nice place like whatever this place is called, there must be people swimming in pools and the beach and stuff. So what happens to them? they drown? And also what if someone is cooking and/or the stove is on? sharp objects? Or they're climbing a roof or something and the spell is cast and they fall? And they might starve.

[@Livi-chan435-xq6vy]

Audrey has literally turned almost everyone to stone, broke into the museum and turned Mal the soon to be queen into a old lady! And like HOW THE HECK IS SHE NOT PUT TO SOME PUNISHMENT THEY JUST GLOSS OVER EVERYTHING LIKE WHY!? Edit: okay let’s check this comment I made… HOLY SHIRT 141 LIKES?

[@AnCatalyst]

And Mal killed Audrey💀

[@rose_blue1]

​@@AnCatalyst You obviously did not watch the movie, mal did not kill Audrey.

[@AnCatalyst]

@@rose_blue1 she did, but Hades brought her back

[@preacherpaul8283]

To be fair in the first movie Mal Jay Evie and Carlos tried to take over the kingdom but they let them go and made Mal their queen

[@ZoysBrown]

The VK’ s tried to do the same thing in the first movie nothing happened either

[@ellakatepullen8974]

mal- " i cant be queen of just auradon, i have to be queen of the isle too." ben- was the 95% not enough for you?

[@kiratehe1010]

STOPPPPPPPPP

[@111zoe]

HAHDJD

[@katysmall2192]

JHDJSHDKS

[@worldfuturestar]

LMAOO

[@doctorcorgi3134]

I don't get it.

[@_mae.exe_2591]

Why couldn't Uma just be the queen of the Isle since she wanted to lead so bad, like why did she absolutely need to carry both

[@dragonlovermalaware5074]

Because she's selfish and controlling.

[@catyl0ver759]

Ya

[@catyl0ver759]

@@dragonlovermalaware5074 nope uma really isn't

[@dragonlovermalaware5074]

@@catyl0ver759 I meant mal she's the one who's selfish and controlling not Uma so I agree with you.

[@catyl0ver759]

@@dragonlovermalaware5074 oh okay

[@yourfavoriteannie]

why do they ask mal for advice…? they are literally the king and queen and they’re putting their kingdom in the hands of their sons fiancé

[@bridgetbrennan6615]

In the book The Isle of the Lost, which is what the movies were based off of, Maleficent tells Mal that her father was a human. It’s plausible that she could’ve lied to Mal, but there’s no way Hades could’ve been her dad.

[@annmarie6095]

You can't tell her tho her daddy issues made her stronger!

[@guobinluo815]

Maybe they got married on the island, had Mal and divorced. Then wouldn't Hades basically be just a human since his god powers don't work on the isle?

[@monolithrose1945]

The only reason the spell was reversed was because dove cameron didn't want to spend the whole movie in that old lady costume lol.

[@rjayy9795]

That's what I thought!😂

[@runotree3429]

Monolith Rose ik

[@paramaribosuriname5329]

No the spell was broken so she can't stay like a old lady

[@paramaribosuriname5329]

Use you're head kido

[@monolithrose1945]

@@paramaribosuriname5329 R/facepalm

[@danidelcy1291]

"The entire magic was friendship all along" Me: This is starting to sound like My Little Pony, but with leather bodysuits and angsty teens.

[@carelican]

YES HAHA

[@RenTran1]

I'd watch that.

[@karleighsquadofficial6771]

*exotic butters*

[@ciara6138]

@@karleighsquadofficial6771 *yes.*

[@killjoy8637]

that’s why i like it

[@wordsmith6154]

You should do a video on the animated finale. Yes, they made one. It's technically a Descendants 4 and guess what? Chad's in this one too and he STILL manages to do absolutely nothing. They do address Mal's mom being a lizard though, so that's neat.

[@princessmoonwalker]

Okay, the "who wants gum" thing made me laugh. The way she shakes the bag and has that deadpan expression on her face. It just seems so out of place I can't help but chuckle at it. I'm almost convinced it wasn't supposed to be there and that Sofia didn't know they were still filming but they decided to keep it in.

[@hadleyrae6086]

i love sofia so much she’s just the most adorable person

[@picklepugg1626]

Tell me WHY Hades is locked on an island, like he's a literal god and who's gonna take care of the Underworld now?

[@saturn2599]

True, like no ones there half the year (with Persephone leaving for 6 months of the year to see her mother), so souls would just be piling up, and up, and up. It would be a really dumb idea lol

[@salem-01]

@@saturn2599 Persephone is only there for 4 months (1 third of the year) so that would be even worse!

[@saturn2599]

@@salem-01 Oh wow! I actually didn't know that xD, Disney you pulled a dumb move there bros lol

[@rizzybelle69420]

I wondered the same thing, then I just considered that it was just a name. I don't know 🤷‍♀️

[@Pukeprincess]

HOW were humans even allowed or better yet ABLE to do that.

[@lainaballls]

Audrey: “you’d rather have a VK on the throne than me” Also Audrey (to be on the throne): *becomes a VK*

[@ladylouthebest8620]

Karen Hernandez exactly

[@freyekman9505]

She does’nt became a VK, cause sleepin’ beauty isn’t a villian

[@karumeg]

You can't turn a VK, but you can turn to a villain

[@boysenberryicecream]

XD

[@RenTran1]

I thought that meant kid of a villain.

[@kaiaswrld]

My toxic trait is that the dog is my favourite character in these movies LMAO😭💀

[@danidkg4071]

so. he proposed to her at age 18. after singing to her. on stage. wearing a burger king crown. this movie is amazing.

[@misseli1]

I mean Aurora's daughter being bitter towards Maleficent's daughter makes a ton of sense if you think about it

[@alexiselliott9579]

Not really like I get the concept of it being like that but she shouldn't have anything against mal if mal herself didn't do anything directly to audrey

[@megastar4470]

@@alexiselliott9579 Mal stole her fiancee. And then Ben humiliated her in public. She has plenty against them both.

[@JO-de6jw]

@@megastar4470 not her finance her boyfriend who really didn't like her otherwise he would've stayed with her after the spell washed off in the magic lake

[@erindavis189]

@@JO-de6jw .

[@katiekroboth6006]

miraselca audrey didn’t care about ben she wanted the crown

[@arturoesquivel243]

are we gonna ignore the fact that The Vk’s took forever to sneak in and take the wand but Audrey just waltz in there

[@asylnn]

we ain’t ignorin bout that I’m pretty sure all of us notice it at this point.

[@candyc3314]

I mean it makes more sense. She's a trusted member of auradon with good lineage, whereas the VK's are not trusted and would be expected to do something like that. So it makes more sense she was able to walk right in compared to them. That being said, the security is seriously lacking for that place lol

[@asylnn]

@Candy C maybe, still pretty stupid how if it’s like only letting the AK only and not just the VK, if those items are really powerful than should have been locked up fully! Maybe perhaps only letting the queen and king access it.

[@katietheweirdo9794]

@@candyc3314 Exactly XD

[@SEGASister]

@@asylnn ESPECIALLY the Queen's crown!

[@Potatopogchamp]

Hades said gotta go get the milk 😂

[@secretsigmaof5]

descendants one: Mal falls for ben's abs, descendants 3: she falls more for his beard like what 💀

[@mvhernandez83]

Mal: It's not a toy it's dangerous! Audrey: I want to be dangerous! Me: *dies of laughter*

[@elisabellamedina5135]

Kadiatu Marie Hallowell it’s okay you’ll get used to be called cringe because of your age which you can’t even control 😁

[@xxgamergirlxxgaming5063]

Sounds like me and my brother talking I'm mal and and my brother would be Audrey

[@blutheepicgamer2232]

omfg thats so true xdddddd

[@zannia5510]

I just can’t believe this Audrey girl caused all this chaos and received no repercussions meanwhile a bunch of innocent kids are imprisoned on an island 🙃

[@amberpillar7214]

Zannia Ojibe right? Hades even pointed that out and still nothing happened to her. Also her apology seemed to have come out of no where. Like she takes over auradon then the very next scene she's sorry??? It seemed really rushed

[@quistwing]

thats disney movies for you

[@bagpaper6964]

Martin Buckle hence it’s rushed, it could’ve been done better ya know

[@staciajohnson887]

Honestly, her acting was bad in this movie (no hate), she wasn't a convincing villain at all.

[@mack7297]

Zannia Ojibe well i mean their not on the island anymore

[@kacipowers4390]

Ive been screaming inside since this movie came out about the audacity of Audrey to just decide one day she was gonna be the "Queen of Mean" and would destroy a group of kids who'd been raised by the litteral worst villians

[@daelysuxu8761]

her hair getting bluer is one of the funniest things lmao

[@AgilityDZN]

*Mal:* Hi, dad. *They had us in the first half, not gonna lie..*

[@AgilityDZN]

@Ethan Kellerman Still wasn't all that surprising, to be fair. Maleficent and Hades had a thing in Disney's old villains cartoon (plus Mal's clothing in this movie gives it away too much)

[@ariesgrill4999]

@Ethan Kellerman Wait which book? I own all of them I'm pretty sure and I didn't know that. Or maybe I don't remember..

[@ultrabigfella]

@Ethan Kellerman yeah that was never mentioned in the books.

[@ariesgrill4999]

@@cinemqs Oooh okay!

[@serawitbogale4720]

AgilityDZN Her clothing is edgy like in all the movies but it doesn’t give that much away is you thing of her parents and didn’t know it your first guess would probably be malificent but if your talking about her dad probably hades

[@strangeling]

*Audrey appears with stick* Mal: is this a joke? Stick: am I joke to u?

[@fatma-ex3in]

and this has to be a joke?????

[@dajanichellesmith2987]

@@fatma-ex3in and you can't take that joke?

[@fatma-ex3in]

@Da'Ja Smith and you don't have something else to dooooo

[@JustAZillennial]

I'm dying 😂

[@dajanichellesmith2987]

@Lindsey Swiercz Exactly

[@maccheese1263]

“Nothing can break the spells of the amber” Things at can: Dancing 💃 Magic Water 💦 Friendship ✨

[@HisuianHyrulian12]

0:04 about that…

[@fizzykiddo]

"Audrey turns Ben, Carlos, Jay, and Evie to stone." " _Although, she also gets that dog in there so maybe it's not all that bad_ " I love his hatred for Dude.

[@kyb740]

· Mewelii · omg yes!! He hated Dude

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

He was better when he didn’t talk. It was a little fun at first. Then I started hating it.

[@trinaq]

Yes, Alex pretty much summed up all of our reactions towards Dude, in the fact that they actually used the whole "Talking animal shtick" which has been done TO DEATH!😩

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

@Spider- Man Yeah, I guess he did help a bit.

[@colorbar.s]

of course it's called "dude"

[@whatever3945]

Are we just gonna ignore the fact that the villains such as ursula, mother gothel, jafar, the evil queen etc are roaming free with the barrier down?

[@1llxnaee]

Exactly! I guess the girl that thinks she has to be queen of everything(Mal) isn’t that bright after all.🙄

[@phifuru]

isn't Mother Gothel kinda sorta a little bit dead, tho

[@lucidrii1490]

@@phifuru so did Ursula, Maleficent, and other villains

[@justtrying1952]

@@phifuru Well all the other villains died (that we’ve seen so far in the movies) but Disney still brought them back, so Mother Gothel can easily be alive in the descendants movies

[@thedude8457]

And the fact that their kids were excited to see them again even though they were abusive assholes to them

[@sabjade]

I find it a little weird that Mal tells Uma to take care and basically rule the Isle of the Lost then is like, “actually I want to rule both islands” 😂 And then Uma is just fine with it?!

[@Mx.muffin]

Ok, but you gotta admit "The Queen of Mean" is an amazing song

[@jonquilgemstone]

Original villains: die Auradon: resurrects them, plonks them on an island, and nearly leaves their children to rot there forever Audrey: says sorry Auradon: no prob, sweetie

[@ramonleyva2433]

Welp its all about Forgiving and starting over ig💁

[@Xehanort10]

They should have left the villains dead. And instead of only forgiving people who know and care that what they've done is wrong, show guilt and remorse for it, are willing to do whatever they can to make up for it and will keep doing things to make up for it until they have Descendants operates on the naive Spy Kids logic of "Once a villain is beaten once they're automatically redeemed and turned good." That's not how it works with either real or fictional evil.

[@josephthegod3514]

Yeah Audrey was in control the entire time

[@songbirdwithus6532]

Exactly!

[@naomitran1390]

She should be punished. I mean, it’s not fair. It doesn’t matter if she’s some pink princess or an AK.

[@dianarose8313]

Has anyone realized that this movie happened bc a girl got jealous of another girl being with her ex bf like ???

[@biondaangulo3013]

Miranda Rizik I mean if a girl randomly had my boyfriend because of a magic spell, my first thought would be “WHAT THE HEL- you know what I’m gonna kill this girl”

[@angelinaarangel]

KitsWorld I would poison her 😌💅

[@LowYummy]

Beautiful. Magnificent. Awesome U R Special hire a hitman or just say awful things about the girl or guy. ruin their LIFE or LIVES!

[@adeleaslan8182]

Exactly. And everyone acts like she’s cool or right? Cmon

[@mrsdrspencerreid5150]

@@biondaangulo3013 Ok but like Ben was spelled for half a date the stayed with Mal like he clearly didn't want to be with her.

[@KaL1806]

Maybe small correction, according to the lore of the franchise, only evil magic doesn't work on the Island. Which explains, why the blonde hair spell on Mal didn't disappeared when she went back to the Island in the second movie. Which also explains, why the Wand wouldn't have worked when they tried to destroy the barrier. Since they had bad intentions to do it, even if the Wand would have been real, it wouldn't have worked. And since the spell on Mal which turned her into a grandma is a evil spell, when she entered the Island it disappeared.

[@penciljkimnotapencil7684]

"the movie is just so" - rockfestival ad starts playing - I chuckled

[@slaytr.349]

how to be a villain: leather and coloured hair

[@irenemule1380]

Make it purple

[@gamemaker_seneca5050]

Or horns

[@nichellececena6032]

Yup

[@christinalazz]

Literally how it is

[@Trashboat4521]

Lesbians

[@Ruushii]

Plot twist: Hades *ember thing* is actually an infinity stone Take note thanos!!

[@asdfghjklsksksk6588]

PeetaJammer Disney does own Marvel, so...

[@camgeorge6222]

So why was it suppress by fairy godmothers wand.

[@axyrizz3100]

Thanos: Allow me to introduce myself

[@alexandraschultz1481]

PeetaJammer that’s not an emerald its a ruby. Your colorblind man.

[@serawitbogale4720]

It’s not an emerald it’s an ember

[@IdkC0ffee]

Forgot to mention the fact that captain hook’s son was trying to get basically all of the main girls

[@lanashapiro8577]

Can we talk about how in night falls, mal says “they got us out numbered 1 to 50”. There were clearly about 8 to 9 of the

[@alishajoshi6028]

Wait, since Hades is a god, and Mal is his daughter, doesn't that make Mal a demi-god.

[@salehahmedali4207]

*Jesus has joined the chat*

[@imeldaleal5517]

Mal****

[@janellehaines9705]

Yes. Yes that does make Mal a demi-god

[@angiev3414]

Well a Demi Farie

[@wendygrajeda9768]

Not really since her mom is a fairy and demigods are half god half human

[@emilyivalu]

I love how everyone got a glow up and then there is Ben

[@myeshaanddanielasdiary]

Doug*

[@mariapalacios1348]

@@myeshaanddanielasdiary tHat man had a whole glow down

[@4thosewhorbored690]

Doug should NOT have grown his hair out

[@galacticquasaur2956]

@@4thosewhorbored690 Agree to disagree

[@cam8156]

@@4thosewhorbored690 totally agree

[@yoellerockin]

Can we talk about how Audrey Traspasses, steals, curses an entire kingdom, locks Chad in a storeroom and holds a kid hostage and there are just no consequences

[@F13leonardo]

rest in piece cameron boyce 💔

[@ari3828]

Descendants one: Mommy issues Descendants two: Boyfriend issues. Descendants three: Daddy issues Hotel: Trivago Thanks for all the likes! Remember to like the video as well!

[@Cooltodd]

I'm dead

[@ari3828]

@@Cooltodd Wonderful

[@chloehatfield8450]

The saga of a teen

[@ari3828]

@@chloehatfield8450 😂 lmao

[@jbfruit]

To sum it all up =issues

[@runningdownn17]

okay but y’all are trying to convince me that the daughter of THE GOD OF THE UNDERWORLD has, no godly powers ??? at all ????

[@kateb.348]

She is a demi god and thw only person beside hades that can use the amber. And she can do magix, she more like mommy malificent.

[@Hopeydopery]

Running Downn I mean she can turn into a dragon..

[@512bitz]

Ikr lmao like at least some kind of power🗿other then turning into something else🗿

[@ashslittlealiens5669]

...truee

[@vanity742]

and wtf was he blue themed

[@avacatherine5646]

Alex, I urge you. Review Cinderella 3, arguably the best of the sequels. It’s pure chaos, surprisingly well developed and heartfelt plus the prince jumps out of a window.

[@Gaymixy]

I personally love the books they show so much more of the world with story characters and multiple perspectives you even get to know way more about the world in another book like they are for pre-teens and teens

[@Neutral_Tired]

So, we're brushing over the fact that Mal is half god and still not stronger than some bimbo with a magic stick?

[@isabellpascual197]

Also on the plus side Audrey doesn't even have powers whatsoever

[@tinkersdinkers]

can you not call her a bimbo

[@chaoticrobotic]

We're brushing over thr fact that Mal has effectively become a Mary Sue? Aight, cool-

[@Neutral_Tired]

@@tinkersdinkers why not? Is it inaccurate?

[@tinkersdinkers]

@@Neutral_Tired Yes. Yes it is. She is not sexualized and she is not there just as a pretty face and body. She just had everything ripped away from her. Even though her reaction was very overdramatic, it's not being an airhead, with that much change, anyone could fall under the pressure. Also, calling someone a bimbo is extremely rude and outdated. Your underlying self insecurity is showing. I hope you know that there are probably children in this comment section. edit 5/04/21: hey y'all could you please not respond with your rebuttals anymore it's been over a year for me and i've changed my viewpoint i would very much not like a reminder to how ben-shapiroeque i tried to be when i was younger thank you xx 🖐️😩

[@EmillyKathrynnWattpad]

Ok did anyone else notice that Mals hair was slowly turning BLUE

[@sillygoofygooberthatsme]

I KNOW RIGHT I THOUGHT MY ONCE UPON A TIME WAS WITH EVIE

[@mrmo99]

Maybe that’s something to do with her becoming closer to her father

[@bijediaz6585]

Becase haidies is her dad!!!!!!

[@bijediaz6585]

Ben and evie would be beter

[@sillygoofygooberthatsme]

@@bijediaz6585 Agreed

[@LinaRoyal]

Anyone else notice how when Ben’s parents are talking about the Hades incident with the barrier, Ben just straight up laughs. So he laughs at the fact Mal, Evie, Carlos, Jay, and the rest of the isle were in danger. We live and immature king 👑

[@Ceexonnie]

I hate how Audrey was portrayed as the villain.. like it was her fault. It wasn’t. Mal literally put her bf under a love spell & even when the spell came off he decided to cheat on her and when Audrey was defeated SHE’S the one that had to apologize, that’s what pissed me off the most

[@wolves600]

they broke up by then so not cheating

[@adrianmcbride1666]

1 Audrey was a bully long before the VKs arrived at Aurodon. 2 Audrey broke up with Ben after Ridiculous (She declared "I'm dating Chad now!") 3 She was essentially in a political relationship with Ben, when she references her grievances in her soliloquy it is all about the power and who is queen and not once is Ben mentioned as a person. Further, Audrey does not show any sign of respect for Ben as a person while they were dating. Instead she derides his decisions, places emphasis on his title when he introduces himself without it and antagonises his guests. 4 We are even told directly that she is a rather plastic person, all about the appearance but without much substance behind it. She shows no sign at that point of actually understanding what it means to be good, only how to superficially not appear evil.

[@ilincaguzu4007]

I like how uma is literally flirting with Harry in two movies, and he still got stucked in the friendzone at the end

[@emmabathandbeyond3845]

Galaxy 237 highkey was waiting for them to get together at the end

[@jungoo3486]

I think that Harry and Jay had a thing going on

[@risaster857]

@@jungoo3486 oh definitely but also kind of Jay and Gil? Like Jay just sees this cute boy in awe over berries and then like changes his plans to go adventuring with him after they finish school. Either way my point is there's no way Jay is straight. He's also the only one of the main four who didn't end up with anyone, unless we're counting him asking Gil on adventures ending up with someone. Which would make sense if somewhere someone who made the movies intended on him being gay cause like that's usually left to subtext in kids stuff.

[@madfoot]

It’s so sad tho

[@engagingathena9965]

Melancholic Ecstasy I agree

[@Alec.V.]

The Descendants Cinematic Universe Descendants Descendants: Age of Uma Descendants: Audrey-nfinity War

[@EdwardNewgate58]

And if there was a fourth, Descendants: Ben-game.

[@mercyb.2546]

😂😂👏🏽👏🏽

[@kt27066]

👏

[@ayiniseasilyamused9215]

Audrey is Thanos! That explains the purple.

[@johnilarde8440]

Descendants: Endgame

[@Site19Series]

That scene where Aubrey or what's her name steals the stick bothers me for one reason. They couldn't keep the background correct. If you pay attention the items in the background change constantly. One scene it's a basket, then the next scene that basket is now something else.

[@Svpanova]

Wait until he finds out that this isn't the actual finale....

[@liamcruikshank1472]

Oh no

[@liamcruikshank1472]

I scrolled so long for this

[@yonisavransky3731]

nobody: literally nobody: descendants: DANCE OFF AGAINST SUITS OF ARMOR!

[@Koel25]

I watched it and me and my family were done with this movie the songs the corny dancing

[@fotinik1259]

*I want to be dangerous* is the descendants equivalent of Riverdales' *I'm weird, I'm a weirdo I DoNt fiT iN aND I DoNt wAnNa fiT iN*

[@juliusbeutler7090]

You mean the "the descendants" equivalent

[@fotinik1259]

@@juliusbeutler7090 right

[@alli2448]

You ever see me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.

[@fotinik1259]

@@alli2448 *I've been waiting for this comment*

[@kapokikkodragneel1505]

The I don't fit in and don't wanna fit in is kinda relatable though... Maybe that's just because I'm an EdGy TeEn... Don't come at me

[@tilasmi112]

Audrey going to mal's place to tell her what's what. Mal being a literal demigod 😶

[@ghostsontrains7629]

they really had a potential to give hades an actual redemption here of him like being a good dad at some point before the very end

[@-leavea-]

Ugh Celia annoyed me so bad cause “*throws ember (only thing that can help her) into water (which deactivates it)*” then 2 seconds later “hELp mE mALlLlLl”

[@puggygamer1906]

Ikr that's one problem j had bc she be like:omg ur so mean *throws the only thing to save her and her friends in the water* Not even a minute later: HAlp me Mal!!! But like how's she supposed to help huh

[@baldmarinette719]

No Celia was sad cause Mal lied about opening the ile so that meant Celia couldnt see her dad again

[@-leavea-]

Tiana Thomas well does she WANT to die? Celia I get you’re mad but ya gotta think about the consequences of throwing the ember into the water

[@baldmarinette719]

@@-leavea- yea true people get so mad they dont know what they doing

[@darpyyy8160]

Tiana Thomas I think she did know what she was doing:)

[@starlitlps7880]

when you watch this before the actual movie movie: *am I a joke to you*

[@mooiioo8094]

Starlit LPS ikr

[@denaerangel]

Yes, yes you are

[@edgarnello9165]

Im watching this cuz the actual movie is cringe

[@ar.6968]

Bold of you to assume that I would actually watch the movie.

[@53prime]

Ok, I rented D1 from Family Video and was super pumped for it but gave up before the 20 minute mark, but after seeing Alex's videos I thought maybe I didn't give it a fair shake. Enter Dis+, and honestly. I really like all of them! My wife and kids are sick of me.

[@AtomicSuperMe]

I like how decedents 3 embraced the superhero leather suits for all their outfits

[@harshinisomanchi1308]

alternate descendants 4 plot: Mal is now ruling two islands and she planned this from the start and she becomes bad and the islands suffer

[@john_marksithebe2073]

Anyone gonna mention that umas hair comes out perfectly dry when she's from underwater ( this is edited ) thank you for all the likes guys

[@garlantyrellthegallant9507]

Well, she transformed

[@syarifahnur1022]

Remind me of teen beach movie

[@randomdubs6789]

It’s probably CGI

[@crystalhoneydew3302]

Daughter of sea witch duh she can't get wet unless she wants to

[@refugeleisure8642]

I was more worried about the ember not turning off when it touched her tentacle.

[@rishima3354]

mal in desendents 2 : *goes to the isle but her blonde hair stays the same even though she used magic to make her hair blonde* mal in desendents 3 : *goes to the isle and the curse magic doesnt work* Me: *confusion*

[@adarbro]

I think it’s only evil magic that is affected.

[@hannaht1325]

@@adarbro but she used the blonde hair spell from maleficent's book

[@miyadeen2978]

Like at every movie she literally lose every always have a pity party it’s annoying

[@random_url222]

You’re looking for too much logic in a disney channel movie

[@lolololbanana1829]

@@hannaht1325 that's not evil xd

[@RialVestro]

A few things that don't make sense that you never mentioned... Ben and Mal were already engaged in the LAST movie so this is the second time he's proposed to her. Like most of the plot of the second movie revolved around Mal being stressed out because she didn't think she could handle being queen because they were already engaged. Now in this movie they're engaged again instead of starting the movie with a wedding which would of made more sense. Also Dizzy had already gotten an invite to attend school in Oradon at the end of the last movie but in this movie they tell her again and she acts surprised as if she didn't already get that invitation. On top of that once the new kids get to Oradon they're almost immediately written out of the rest of the movie and contribute NOTHING to the plot of this thing. Why is so much of the set up for this movie stuff that had already been established in the second movie that ends up having nothing at all do with the plot of this movie. You established this stuff twice and then did NOTHING with any of it! I feel like 3 would have been a much better movie if it started with Ben and Mal actually getting married, then focused on the new characters for the rest of the movie. Descendants kind of got worse in the sequels because the first movie is actually OK, the second movie is just a repeat of the exact same plot of the first movie except with Uma instead of Malifecint as the main villain, and then 3 is literally just repeating events we already saw and then contradicting all that stuff that had already been establish. Even the girl playing Evie felt like she was phoning in her performance the entire movie. Like she was actually trying for the first two but for this one she delivers every line like she's reading off her phone. The guy who plays Hades kind of makes this movie worth it though, like he's the only one who seems to be having any fun in this movie... well maybe also Audre but her turn to villain, considering how mean she was in the first movie was kind of predictable so I just don't care. Hades though, give it up for that guy putting in a great performance for a role in a terrible movie. He instantly steals every scene he's in and I just want more of him as Hades. Honestly I would love to see him actually get to interact with the woman who played Maleficent in the first movie. There was some bonus thing they did where he hosted an event in character as Hades so we do get to see more of him outside this movie. I don't enjoy him as much as the voice actor who actually played Hades in the Hercules movie but I do really like the live action re-imagining. Also... considering Hades and Zeus are Brothers, are we just never going to address the fact that Hercules is Mal's cousin? Mal might be a "villain kid" but I think she's the only one who could also be directly related to more heroic characters. I think they kind of mention how Cinderella is technically Dizzy's aunt but her mother is Cinderella's STEP sister so no direct blood relation there. Zeus and Hades are actual blood relatives which means Hercules is Mal's cousin. Mal is a freaking Demi-God who can also perform Magic and turn into a dragon and all Hercules got was super strength?

[@adrianmcbride1666]

They were not engaged in Descendants 2. You seem to be misremembering what was said, in Descendants 2 the big event was Cotillion which was an engagement to be several other engagements before they are actually engaged to be married. Jane explains it to Mal while Mal has blonde hair in Descendants 2. Also Uma is potentially related to Ariel, but I don't know how canonical they are intending that thread to be. Regardless that is also another potential relation for an Aurodon kid to a VK through Poseidon's son Triton.