Touhou - the SDM! (rampaging Sakuya) english translation

[@game84cube]

Patchouli runs impressively well for someone with asthma

[@devonnastafford4290]

Wouldn't you?? if somebody was legit throwing knives at me like a bunch of ninja stars, I wouldn't care how bad my breathing is I'd be Olympic sprinting 😆

[@initiald975]

I have bad ashma, but I can run faster indoors due to less accumulation of pollen on my intake. My school calls me the fastest walker, and to add, I have the heaviest bookbag in the school, weighing in at 65pounds. I do take advair and some medicines, but depends if you have rescue inhaler though.

[@Rin_Satsuki]

@Shinmy Lover being in the library she lives in basically her lungs got asthma from he dust in her lungs, she never left the library enough so she got asthma

[@whitesonicex]

I thought she had anemia

[@reesedoesstuff732]

@@whitesonicexshe has both

[@squidy5008]

I like the fact that the non-burnable trash was koakuma

[@winterwolf4793]

Was that a comploment or insult because most Devils are immune to fire

[@captshortbeardvenable2547]

How do you know it was her?

[@Kastostrophe16]

@@captshortbeardvenable2547 0:43 look at the trash bag.

[@ssharkiggo6432]

@@captshortbeardvenable2547 in one scene when they throw the trash bag i=at the last frame you can see koakuma's head poking out

[@game84cube]

Love Sakuya's "I'm gonna kill you" smile in the beginning

[@infernal-toad]

Hong Meiling is an underrated Touhou character in my opinion.

[@EpochlovesKidIcarus]

I agree but everytime I hear or read her name, I keep thinking of the goose honk from untitled goose game

[@mushedups]

@@EpochlovesKidIcarus i just think of "honk mimimimimi"

[@SDM_Chief-Maid.]

Surely she is.

[@MagnusNoah]

This is perfect. After 5 years, there still isnt a single dislike.

[@AndreaForlani]

420 likes and 0 dislikes. 😉

[@joachimleano8123]

Well unfortunately there is one dislike now. F

[@GuardiansOfHopeAndBenevolence]

@@joachimleano8123 That one dislike is our enemy let’s commit Luna Nights on them.

[@Dedegiko]

there's always someone that jinxs it...

[@sir_hamk3644]

ya just had to say it mam

[@adibnaufal4954]

note to self: Never make sakuya angry, or the consequences will be very fatal.

[@SDM_Chief-Maid.]

They lived!

[@magenttaa5301]

Even if the video is still around, many decade old comments are now gone :( sucks wayback machine can’t archive the comment section

[@Pestiecide]

off topic but hetalia pfp spotted

[@random_memer962]

3:03 the world's most perfect scream with music

[@illegitimatekai]

You know you've pissed off Sakuya if her theme goes from Flowering night to nights of night

[@minorin54]

Is so sad that the original was deleted, even if you are not a touhou fan that video was one of the first videos in "HD" of all youtube literally was an historic video

[@kharmacal]

it got deleted‽ when‽

[@Iliumyy]

@@kharmacalcopyright issues, the animation wasn’t by them so they had to take down all of it. This still remains though

[@Iliumyy]

@@kharmacaland it was really recent, i remember watching it 2 months ago

[@こはー-h9o]

英語版があって安心した〜。東方に出会うきっかけがこの動画だったので、再生リストにそれが見つからなかった時は東方に対する熱意が一瞬消えてしまうのではないかと思いました。その心配はもう必要なさそうです。

[@TEASZEN]

THEY KILLED THE ORIGINAL.

[@thegaming._.squaad]

What happened to it?

[@TEASZEN]

@@thegaming._.squaad person who made the mv had it removed cuz of copyright i think

[@totallynotmega]

​@@TEASZEN WHAT

[@monopurple]

this is the touhou fandom's burning library of alexandria

[@TEASZEN]

@@monopurple davepeta pfp

[@prismaticstars7587]

rip the original version

[@code066funkinbird3]

There no link

[@johnlecavalier6199]

here before this gets taken down 🚬🤏🫡

[@ameero9146]

Same

[@code066funkinbird3]

Hello

[@limitless8010]

And goodbye to those who wanna watch next year🎉

[@ChimeraMK]

1:29 "I bet you can't pause here!" True, I had to frame-by-frame it.

[@cherrybombcrewgaming4538]

What

[@ChimeraMK]

@@cherrybombcrewgaming4538 I tried to pause the video at the exact frame had the message "I bet you can't pause here!" but it was too hard for me. So instead I paused the video moments before and pressed the '>' button to go frame-by-frame until I got to the message.

[@Mr.static404]

I did it

[@MeiLiuSection2]

1st try, that was unexpected

[@Hijiri_MIRACHION]

I did it on my second try, and the only reason was because I wasn't prepared the first time.

[@kienphucnguyen2001]

Man this is so nostalgic and classic. I miss the old times

[@amialovesbugs]

sakuya after realising she could have just stopped time instead of running after everyone.

[@animasionnoob3360]

She knew it, but she wanted them to feel the terror of persecution. so the others will think three times before bothering Sakuya.

[@pneumonouItramicroscopicsiIico]

I’ve never watched this in a while So technically I’m taking a nostalgic trip through KZbin

[@alface935]

1:29 You Fool I Have Slow-Motion Power

[@SDM_Chief-Maid.]

Deceleration of time!

[@alface935]

@@SDM_Chief-Maid. :D

[@Nahmona_Hooves]

It was here where I started to like cute anime woman that are also an intrepertation of Myth monsters from that Sun country. I must say it is wild.

[@markorlandcentinojr.6354]

2nd victim is reimu. Beacause she fall in yukaris gap

[@williamcartertindale11]

Don't get gapped

[@initiald975]

@@williamcartertindale11 welcome to gapplebees (the old cringy meme that has nothing to do with this, but I just thought of this when we were on the topic)

[@aquilesalvarado1220]

Heeeehheeehehe

[@markorlandcentinojr.6354]

3rd victim Marisa. Beacause flandre jump to her face and she can't see were she is going

[@williamcartertindale11]

Advice from me: HIDE WHEN YOU WANT TO SLEEP. Take a break in secret. She will never know...

[@SDM_Chief-Maid.]

Hmm?

[@williamcartertindale11]

@@SDM_Chief-Maid. damn it

[@RiverNihilation]

​@@williamcartertindale11RUN!!

[@therealzhenplaz200]

@@RiverNihilationbet.

[@nmettfr]

@@SDM_Chief-Maid.well, now she knows.

[@markorlandcentinojr.6354]

Pathouli was the first victim beacause sakuya was faster

[@kotykoty7848]

yes indead Dio would be proud of her

[@harukilol727]

WHY DID THE ORIGINAL DISAPPEAR NOOOO

[@Acccelerate]

KZbin delete things that built their website

[@touhoufan9163]

1:21 look at remilia and flandre face

[@ShaneSDCR]

°w°

[@ShaneSDCR]

°w°

[@TemperedNuke647]

s m o l

[@OctoAnt_A]

You can see the smol smugness, but it can't compete with hat kid.

[@alonadedal8835]

°w°

[@markorlandcentinojr.6354]

Last victim is meiling beacause she got to a dead end

[@countmatt9844]

Special victims unit needed for Reimu

[@SDM_Chief-Maid.]

Awesome. Clearly a common event in the mansion.

[@cureartistic]

THE ORIGINAL ONE IS GONEEEEEEEEE

[@risdio51]

I love the little Speedy Gonzales run Flandre does.

[@Al1n003]

Its a curse that i always return to this

[@liquidboss2719]

I did indeed pause there.

[@Cool_kid_the_real]

If you turn the speed to 0.75 it’s a wolf sound like something super cool that you have heard before

[@giraffedragon6110]

All the times I ever watched the original, I genuinely thought the trash bag patch dropped off had Koakuma in it and THAT was the reason Sakuya chased her.

[@Idontknow-em8qr]

i accidentally paused at 1:29 where it said "I bet you can't pause here"

[@ameero9146]

Oop-

[@Idonthaveanideafornames]

RIP original video

[@イタチ-P-15]

It's gone

[@Solariscatto]

Man

[@Allen-R]

man...

[@angiectoan4543]

This is so satisfying to watch.

[@ameero9146]

Only now did I realize this was a night of nights remix…

[@eShopbag]

holy shit after so long.. i finally understand the plot

[@ameero9146]

Same

[@anoobius3330]

This video was created on my birthday :o nice

[@pit32]

1:39 "do not pull out" "stuck in wall" hmm

[@obbyandAWE]

2:27 Hong stop trying to do a Spinning Bird Kick

[@LelouchviBritannia1]

2:37 Marisa utilizes "weaponized autism".

[@1leon000]

The original isn't deleted, it was privated.

[@Darkar037]

No, it was indeed copyright striked

[@thelastpetrolbender2744]

great video funny as hell

[@ameero9146]

2:21 sakuya’s face right here is so pfp materialz

[@OrenjiPerson]

2:34 gak! Reimu is grabbing amanita muscaria!

[@metalheadm9656]

Still alright if you know what you're doing

[@ameero9146]

Reimu. PICK AN ARTSTYLE

[@deux_des_nullerviner]

8y later still peak

[@RiverNihilation]

"I bet you can't pause here " Me: AIGHT BET

[@ShaneSDCR]

2:53 wtf is happening to Reimu?

[@ameero9146]

LIMB REATTACHMENT CENTER

[@DiagonalTanooki]

idk why but the way marisa looks in this is reminding me of saiyan saga vegeta

[@Alexs23743]

1:46: *Y U K K U R I R E M I L I A* (without a body) Uuuuuuuuuu! :D I just want to know why two vampires fear "Zaguya", though. D:

[@GX_Ultra9654]

If I put 0.9x on my phone it looks so good

[@0Phantasmatic]

I will be here before this will be taken down

[@elcoco5992]

Guys its so over…

[@dsagent]

2:30 is that a DOM TROOPER!?

[@toumaaizen556]

yes

[@PioApocalypse]

1:29 You be(t) on the wrong

[@markorlandcentinojr.6354]

Pathouli was faster but... then they split up ways

[@davidmiiversian3007]

Poor Meiling. She's the real victim in all this..

[@bIanksIate]

did the original one on youtube get deleted? that sucks cause it was my fave vid

[@elizasc662]

Note to self don't sleep on the job❤

[@stephenbeatty9856]

This would go for a crazy demise cover 🙏

[@helterskelter416]

I be you can't pause here!

[@DsiakMondala]

1:57 you didnt do these frames :(

[@alexvgz]

Back then I didn't know enough japanese and nobody helped me translate that section. Hence why it got left out.

[@ILoveMiiverse]

don't worry it's just a one-off random joke like most of the random scenes, Remilia is saying "I'll be going to Hakone for a bit!" and Flandre says in response "I'm gonna go to Maruetsu for a bit!" Hakone is a town in Japan that's popular for biking around, whereas Maruetsu is a Japanese supermarket.

[@noxxyy]

there's a fair bit of untranslated text. though with flash decompilers being pretty good now, it might be better to translate the flash file directly, since every asset can be seen and easily modified that way (and the original text can be cleanly removed). random fun fact: when flan jumps into the shopping cart, the cushion inside briefly has text visible on it (though also covered by the cart itself). it just says "cushion" lol

[@Cool_kid_the_real]

1:39 I will pull out for sure

[@beesechurger2540]

Tip: DO NOT make Sakuya angry. You will live to regret it.

[@KrunkerVirus]

Dawg the og is down. a piece of me is dying

[@choquelozadianamaciel79]

Noooo Yukari que le estaba haciendo hay adentro a Reimu 😢😂😂

[@soberval3153]

not marisa looking like a jojo fan

[@neppurushadowheart]

1:30 i can

[@unknownidentity7419]

Can you translate the secrets unlocked version

[@hirahiro2331]

Omg 8 years+

[@metalheadm9656]

Don't pull out! Okay

[@素人_HENTAI]

うわなっっつ！！！！

[@alvinalpha_seven5330]

what the hell was yukari doing to reimu

[@trainenthusiast5199]

effin gex 💀

[@snarkybug4]

essay

[@aaamogusthespiderever2566]

Yukari wanted to enjoy reimu 😏

[@АнатолійТуринін]

very very cooooooooooool

[@murathanbalik]

I didn't know Kaokuma was nonburnable

[@heycunt7186]

Well she's demon so

[@AnimeCoolXSpartan]

Wow!

[@evandapro]

Yes I can pause at 1:30

[@N_Tertainment7]

Sakuya had Enough

[@yurikosaiki2555]

Thanks:)

[@オノマトペ28]

才能

[@Potpie_king]

I still don't really get the pad joke. Like are the, ahem, *body enhancements?*

[@Cool_kid_the_real]

0:35 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@downergamin]

Wait patchouli can r u n?

[@Anxiemon]

Bruh what did Yukari do to Reimu??? 💀 (2:53)

[@flixovania1697]

Something dirty 💀

[@N_Tertainment7]

Typical Yukari Stuff

[@flixovania1697]

@@N_Tertainment7 She probably does this sh*t on a daily basis.

[@ameero9146]

Umm…. BURN CENTER

[@UltraDivine4]

Rip original

[@klasky_Csupo14]

Jimmyhogs has edit preview 2 night of night wrong video text

[@tiberiusthehedgehog92]

Who’s watching this in 2024?

[@イタチ-P-15]

Please tell me the original video

[@Waygi]

It got deleted

[@イタチ-P-15]

I am very sad...

[@skylinefever]

Thanks.

[@FenTheBlock13Fan]

What Is The SDM?

[@alexvgz]

scarlet devil mansion

[@therealzhenplaz200]

can someone tell me who the characters are the only one i know is sakuya

[@drfoxexperimental5371]

Hong Meiling (The Green Dressed) The Doorkeeper of the Mansion Patchouli Knowledge (The Purple Dressed), The Weekly Magician Remilia Scarlet (The Pale Pink Dressed), The Owner of the Mansion Flandre Scarlet (The Red Dressed with Wings Colorful) Sister of Remilia Reimu Hakurei and Marisa Kirisame (The Red One fight with Remilia and the Witch it's a Thief (Literally)

[@АксельРоуз-ц5щ]

Это шедевр😆

[@しーさん1202]

これの日本語版が見つからない､､､

[@Winter_colder]

削除されたんじゃね

[@しーさん1202]

@@Winter_colder まじですか､､

[@Cresoul07]

​@@しーさん1202このアニメのオリジナル版は、ヤマト（原作者）が著作権上の理由で取り下げた。 そのため、現在は見ることができない。

[@しーさん1202]

@@Cresoul07 教えて下さりありがとうございます！

[@イタチ-P-15]

それガチで？どおりで見つからないわけだわ

[@VaryingEnthusiast69]

Funni

[@namakiyuchi985]

👍