Alfa Astrology | Top Gear

[@oywidapoodles]

"I'm a Capricorn, and Capricorn's don't believe in astrology." Nice. XD

[@kjosh3151]

Wow i’ve never seen a 12 years old comment.

[@righteousred723]

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[@mokonono5903]

@@kjosh3151 12 years old is only 2009.. and saying that makes me feel old.

[@salami99]

@@kjosh3151 live long enough ur comment will be 12 years old

[@ddario314]

Clarkson was absolutely right. Im a Pisces, i own a Alfa Romeo GTV6, and i have existential crises when something is wrong with it, but at the end of the day i remember that it's an Alfa Romeo.

[@j0s3pp3]

alfa 147 334000 km, still good

[@joaoalegria3401]

Good man 👌💪

[@Mwaffleman99]

Alfa is hit and miss, but they have made a few long lasting cars contrary to popular belief

[@pauljackson112]

I had a 147 which never let me down after years of ownership. I now have a Giulietta and that has also been solid. Next up is the Guilia.

[@jereheiskanen1364]

In finland it not the greatest

[@sinkidam]

@@jereheiskanen1364 Alfa's are made to be driven only in temperatures over 10°C :) Seriously. I own a 159 2.4jtdm from 2010 and whenever it gets below 7-8°C, the alfa starts to have some minor electric problems such as the ABS indicator light showing up on the dashboard :))

[@911gpd]

156 SW 2.4 great looking car, nice engine sound, fun to drive, cheap. Has broken down twice in 2 years :D I love her

[@fudgepanda1]

The wife is a Pisces and owns a 156 Twin Spark with 110,000 miles on the clock. Cost us £2,500 five years ago and has broken down once in that time which cost £135 to fix. It's also driven through floods in Northumbria that caused an X5 and a Focus to call it a day and took 4 adults to Nice and back most of the way at 150 km/h. It's worth naff all so it's going into retirement while I do some work on it and it'll be back for weekend work next year. I know Top Gear is humour but, the advantage for me is a cheap car with far more character than countless others. Thanks Jezza

[@majava5282]

You've been driving at 150 kmph through France?

[@SpiritLegion]

"Who here has had an alfa?" *raises hand at laptop* I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed.

[@johnhanson4587]

nokiablocoff

[@AfterDark33]

Well clearly, you own an Alfa.

[@JRC99]

Well, the bills start coming and they don't stop coming....

[@simosdan]

SpiritLegion rxu

[@Thigrandil]

..as is indicated by your ownership of an alfa

[@ValerioLoBarco]

I own a 156 1.8 Twin Spark with 350.000 km, she's still alive and never had to get something replaced. *smug face here*

[@Chilled_Wombat]

So, original breaks still on? Cool.

[@twistedneedles4326]

*car immediately explodes *

[@ValerioLoBarco]

@@Chilled_Wombat of course not. Tyres, brakes, oil and filters were changed normally 😂

[@Jason-ld5fn]

Is your Alfa still functioning? Lol

[@ValerioLoBarco]

@@Jason-ld5fn yes it is 😊

[@goprodog4304]

Alfa 145 2.0 made in 2000, 251 000 Km, I used to drive it real fast (I got fined for 183 Km/h), never ever broke down, had to change only parts you normally change. Feels like a gocart compared with new cars with the same price tag. 2 airbags, the second cost extra :) (normal at the time I bought it) but I got it as a gift along with a lot of equipment.

[@ChaplainDMK]

My mother had a 147 1,6 for 11 years, the only issues that appeared were that the AC malfunctioned at 10 years and was fixed for 50€, a loose handbrake that was fixed for free and a rusty exhaust pipe that was replaced. It looked brand new inside and out with practically no issues. The only real problem was that it burned through lamps like crazy because it wasn't designed to have them on all the time.

[@idreeskhan8885]

Jeremy (Aries): Passionate, motivated, and confident leader. Richard (Sagittarius): Spontaneous, fun, adventurous, great conversationalist. James (Capricorn): 'Adult by age 6', the 'responsible' friend, takes a while to warm to people. Literally 100% correct for all of them.

[@SpaceMissile]

never realized James was a fellow capri until today. it all makes so much sense now why I relate to him the most 😅

[@idreeskhan8885]

@@SpaceMissile yh well this is very accurate.. naysayers will otherwise.

[@ve2430]

I miss these days. Would download these episodes from kazaa, get the beer and snacks ready. What a blast

[@shamanZimbabwe]

I have 166 2.4 JTD but now im looking for 166 3.0 V6. I like this car. I was driven BMW or Audi - it's not same feeling. There is allways something wrong with BMW's or Audi's.... They are boring for me.

[@Splop10]

+Kuba Baran But are you a Pisces? ;)

[@shamanZimbabwe]

Born 22 of November - Jeremy is right in 100% :)

[@911gpd]

The 2.4 is the best engine of their range.

[@shamanZimbabwe]

+Sachin Spencer - it means exactly the same thing what 'boring' word means. Only one difference is a 'k' letter placed in the middle of 'borking' word.

[@AiOinc1]

Kuba Baran that's because BMW and Audi are less shitty

[@RobertLeather]

Oh my... I'm a proper petrosexual.. I have had a Alfa 33 1.7 16v, a 155 Q5, a GTV V6 and a 1977 Alfa Romeo Spider. Blimey... how did I ever get anywhere :D LOL

[@sonyviva308]

What's an Alfa 155 Q5. 5 Wheel drive??

[@DStead2239]

If you have owned an Alfa, it means nothing apart from the fact you're an idiot.. Not a simple idiot either, but the village idiot. If Clarkson is your gauge of a vehicle's aptitude than you're already lost

[@epicflyinglions492]

@@DStead2239 clearly you've never owned an alfa ;-)

[@DStead2239]

@@epicflyinglions492 Fuck no, I'm not that stupid. Have worked on plenty of the shit heaps, that's bad enough.

[@ahmet6144]

@@DStead2239 alfas arent as unreliable as they used to be. my first car is an alfa 147 and the only problem i have is that it burns engine oil (twinspark engines do it but hey its the best sounding 4 cyclinder engine you can buy so i dont even mind). also the rear shocks had to be replaced due to rust but ive not had any actual problems with it. imo its the best hatchback you can get instead of polos, fiestas, ibizas, corsas whatever. absolutely beautiful design, beautiful leather seats and plenty of space inside it too (ive slept inside it with the rear seats folded down, i can lay down fully extended when diagonal and im 5ft8). mine is a 2005, the new alfas especially like the giulia are fantastic with no issues at all.

[@anjugowtham]

Jeremy hating Alfa??a bit wierd isn't it??

[@kausarde4974]

Weird, considering he goes tumescent at the faintest glimmer of the alfa badge

[@mrjdmtunerboy.1463]

And when first gran tour episode he user 4c spider

[@erty2389]

Well to be honest the rear of that gt could make any person sick, but probably just said it for the sake of starting a conversation and for the sake of disagreeing with may

[@FAT8893]

​@@erty2389Not me, I always like the GT rear styling.

[@ronhutcheon9302]

Im on my 5th alfa. Could have bought the GT fully loaded. Went for the Brera instead. Such a magnificent vehicle

[@velkovskinikola2]

I love the looks of the Brera but I think a GT would be more practical for a daily driver. Easier to park, roomier and with cheaper maintenance. But it is a class below and more old school design than the Brera

[@dontealexander950]

ALFAS ARE SPECIAL WHEN YOU'RE AN ALFA ROMEO OWNER!

[@CockatooDude]

donte alexander They are also special when you aren't an Afla owner.

[@ziadsimaan2790]

🤣🤣

[@rafaelurin8546]

Or mechanic

[@goon9144]

I have a Alfa Romeo GT 1.9 JTD 13 years old never problems, ALFA ROMEO 💪🏽

[@mecan79]

I'm a libra and I'm in love with my 147!! :)

[@prorrappersmacedonia9227]

i've had a 156 and it didnt brokedown

[@prorrappersmacedonia9227]

even one time the cooler broke down i was driving it from macedonia to italia with 200 km/h and it didnt broke down

[@911gpd]

brake

[@YoungCleanCian]

Love my 2012 mito cloverleaf🇮🇹🍀

[@coolerdude44]

he's right, capricorns aspire to have the best possible things in life. i should know. i'm a capricorn, and i drive the best handling, best driving saloon on the market. the bmw 335i. and i'm thinking of getting a 159 3.2 lusso.

[@quinnscarreview3359]

I used to have a 159 and it was good but then after 5 years the cylinder head gasket broke and destroyed the whole engine ........but I got it fixed then I sold for a Alfa Giulia

[@nathnsf]

gotta love jeremy's "logic"

[@stephenkoh6854]

pisces and I got a 2013 Giulietta

[@Redcheat]

When does the new series start ?

[@skatanic76]

Sorry lol. Was just taking the piss out of people who think every video on youtube is fake. Top Gear rules!

[@davidvoncken1319]

they really dont breakdown, if you care for them tho.. Its a relationship, its give and take

[@automation7295]

All cars breakdown, even if you care for them.

[@TheReadersAthenaeum]

I don't even know much about cars and still love this show. XD

[@proto35]

Libra : D they should continue a segment on all the zodiacs and what nots this made me laugh though for sure. they should def. consider continuing something like this. i hope they read this lol

[@florindumitru39]

it looks much better irl it has somethin special that can t be captured in a photo

[@RickyYTWLD]

Fascinated by how Jeremy pronounced Bentley at 2:01

[@TzuchiKR]

Im looking for a second hand Alfa romeo spider when im older.

[@South4153]

[DW] Yuriga it‘s been two years so do you have one now? (:

[@therealgaragegirls]

My Morgan 4/4 has an Alfa Romeo Tipo 105 engine. And I'm not a Pisces.

[@samerali2]

what season and an episode is this in?!

[@andrew018018]

the 3rd fail could be the fact that you spelt your nickname wrong

[@alexnotlando]

Missed a joke there. Alfastrology.

[@fiditenemini2452]

Pisces - AR156

[@metaladdict24]

i dont know what theyre on about alfa romeo reliability,my cousin used to have a 1994 alfa 33 1.4 and he ragged it to shit and nothing ever went wrong with it :)

[@nintendoforever1995]

top gear is the best show ever

[@McBeamer94]

Gemini - where's my Duetto???

[@scorpiojudo]

you are right!

[@John_Doe....]

damn, i'm a pisces and own an Alfa, that's astonishing!

[@gunnerplaygames2305]

He’s right, I’m a Pisces with an Alfa

[@andrewbass6837]

You can't be a true petrol head till you owned a Ford Mustang

[@gunnerplaygames2305]

The funny thing is I am a Pisces and I do own an Alfa Romeo

[@alfanovanta]

The funny thing is I am a Pisces also and I've got an Alfa Romeo 90, had a 156 and now also have got a GT. Both the 90 and GT are designed by Bertone. I love his designs.

[@gladius69]

jeremy is a legend

[@gunnerplaygames2305]

Pisces and I have a MiTo with 56,000 miles

[@bartekbartekbartek77]

which season is it?

[@jasonholtkamp6483]

My 4C will be here in the fall and I would be lying if I said this clip didn't have an impact on my decision to buy one lol.

[@ANDREMAN07]

Italian design, unique in the world. we'll never have more people like Pininfarina and Bertone

[@lmitz]

He did say "all Piceans have alfas"

[@ヤヌスクレーマー]

My father owned 2 Alfas and he is Pisces 😂

[@madoka8372]

see

[@USGiorgi]

I like the front of that alfa, but the rear really looks weird.

[@YeeSoest]

@ymaniac07 you say "break down all the time" like it´s a bad thing^^ gives you time to bond with the vehicle...other car owner don´t know their cars engines that well...

[@LG633TV]

My mom's a Pisces and she drives a Nissan Frontier

[@karengraeme6273]

Had an alfasud

[@sankarangurusubramaniam7087]

I am pisces and i have a alfa romeo 159

[@howlinggoat]

MY MUM HAS A SEAT AROSA TOO, WOOT!

[@rewierN1]

top gear is the best

[@Laser100man]

Come on Jeremy post-'95 Alfas don't brake down man! I have an 146 TS and I am fine with it - so are the 145, 155, 156, 166, 147, Brera, 159, GT, Mito & Giulietta. Stop saying "you'll be in a cloud of smoke at the side of the road" about Alfas, grow some brains sometime man...

[@jakegargiulo5101]

Alfa is one of the best car brands

[@sergius8223]

Also a pisce and have 156

[@marianopicco]

They already shown it, they compared it to a Pikachu. And they said the luxury version was the one without the mule in front

[@SpecialMates]

You mean 13.series? if i remember correctly then it was 21 june.

[@StreetKingEvolution]

How did i know some one was going to say that?!

[@FlamingTightyWhiteis]

there werent any there when i first watched it

[@gorgonzo1a]

they are special

[@cousinnikola1130]

Yt Recommended this to me

[@69inetails]

i wonder what a gemini should have?

[@Kydenius]

At first when I saw your profile picture I tought your rim and the tyre itself had melted to the concrete! Which was funny when I read your comment, but later on I looked again, And I saw it was just a cat. Damn.

[@bicyclist2]

Looks like most of the people commenting are Alfa owners.

[@bobceffo]

lol. I hope I never get to know the inside of my 159 too well

[@WoopaTV]

What's up with Jeremy Clarkson disagreeing with James and Richard all the time? :P

[@aza721]

hahaha these guys are amazing

[@mizshellytee]

i'm guessing anything with insane handling--certain mercedes, porsches, TVRs if they were still around. i dunno. (i'm a leo, too.)

[@timothydraper3687]

I'm a Pisces and I'd buy an Alpha.

[@veilsidefun]

is this the reason why they had that cheap alfa romeo challenge?

[@sarahwebster8927]

Plot twist! In the future Clarkson is so jaw dropped with a new Alfa that he drives the press car to an Alfa dealer and buys one outright claiming he’s never done that in the 30 years of being a car jurno!...oh wait, that actually happened! Lol.

[@BlackTransAmdude]

I'm a Pisces!

[@Mejevoli]

Oh man Jeremy with his intelect.. *applause

[@ymaniac07]

Every Alfa Romeo since the 156 has got decent reliability. Anyway you have to drive something like the Giulietta, the MiTo and definitely some of the older models like the 156, the GTV or a Spider even to know what they mean. They just feel better when it comes to driving.

[@topgearnut1989]

my dad doesn't drive a bently or skoda, but he's a capricorn, so ha thats wrong but sometimes right! lol

[@velkovskinikola2]

I am cancer and I like Alfas

[@AVINIDE]

My friend has an AR GT, and every single month there's something wrong with it

[@prsfan01]

point and laugh!

[@trulsgudemengevold4593]

I disagree with Top Gear's "Alfa" logic. I love cars, but I can't see myself owning an Alfa.

[@hathypoo]

im a pisces where's my alfa

[@Crashy5627]

oh yes it is ive got the GT and this breaks done every month xD but actually i love it !! haha U really have to own one to know those mysteries about alfa

[@tigersoup]

where the hell does jeremy get this kind of information? I would love to see TATA NANO on this show :D

[@oreoman7376]

How the hell you know about nano😂

[@vanipipe]

WOOT HES HAD AN ALFA GTV6

[@Leeston88]

they are star signs m8 i.e, Aquarius, Leo, Virgo, Pisces, Capricorn etc. Depending on what month you were born, Each sign is linked with a certain time of the year, I was born on the 24th of december which makes me a capricorn, I think you are a capricorn if your birthday is after 22nd of december till sometime in mid january, then its Aquarius till sometime time in February and so on (soz i hardly know any of them lol) i cant find anything with the dates on or else il tell you them

[@RSLMecha]

In america they do.

[@VINNIEJONES10]

Used to call myself a metrosexual because of my obsession with my old Rover

[@Slipknotyk06]

@KillerHelix - If I got a Bugatti Veyron, I'd sell the thing off, even below market. It's an overrated car. Plus, a house and 5 cars sounds more fun to me than one car that where I live would probably be stolen :-P

[@FlamingTightyWhiteis]

is that still fail,or is there a small amount of win there?

[@DodgeViperAS]

the tata nano owns like hell! its cheap and well built. oh and tata also own Jaguar Land Rover.

[@smidgepigeon]

@KillerHelix That would be awesome :)

[@VINNIEJONES10]

Good thing about owning an Alfa is that you can say you’ve got more than one car because it’s in bits.

[@AlexWeiss94]

Well, according to them I like bentleys and don’t believe in astrology. Both are true

[@Leeston88]

he said pisces