A Fully Narrative Wargame Experiment - TURNIP28 Battle Report

[@spehizle]

The image of a completely checked-out officer half-heartedly ordering his men to cannibalize each other, until a Mushroom Man stands alone, overcome with righteous purpose, and somehow fires 45 shots in 6 seconds with a goddam musket...is so overwhelmingly funny that I had to pause the video because I was laughing too hard.

[@franciscorui]

I've got 45 more rounds in this one-round magize

[@Red_Alpha_Fox3358]

Dhaka Dhaka

[@mercerholt8299]

It's some grimdark loonytunes shenanigans and I love it.

[@madmalkavian3857]

I still find it hilarious that yes that is exactly how that rule works. For every unit cannibalized you get 4 shots so for fodder you can roll a maximum of 45 dice.

[@bolrath6984]

now thats soldiering

[@mr.scorpion6925]

"Hi, welcome to hell, war is hell boys, I'd like to order." - Toadie Grubhub, c. 2800 AD Spoken like a true footstuber.

[@CIABATTAROTTA4709]

my ankies..

[@flamingcroatan3739]

Never to heal

[@dukeofmania6504]

We’re so hungry..

[@jackmclean4120]

Attack please..

[@mikeoxlong1395]

"Please, attack!" Toadie Grubhug, master of tactics, commanding the troops at decisive battel of Ander's Hill.

[@pteroid11]

I like the subtle gag of Hagilda very clearly getting a Saloon and a Salon mixed up

[@kosm999]

For those confused, the opening introduction isn’t a parody. That’s really what the world of TURNIP28 is like - it's a grimdark Monty Python sketch.

[@ericlarrieu-let5757]

I gathered as much from how medievally cartonishly grotesque everybody looks.

[@Bluecho4]

^This. You play as delusional officers and their fauning sycophants, leading groups of starving, cowardly, and incompetent root-mutants into battles across a world ravaged by war and a colossal world-tuber that sucks the life from the land. Pursuing hallucinatory visions of extinct root vegetables, and getting into fights with other warbands for _no good reason._ It would be soul-crushing if it wasn't so patently absurd as to make one laugh.

[@OrificeHorus]

​@@Bluecho4That sounds glorious and I love it

[@laziezt4973]

Thanks, TURNIP28 just looks like a coupon code to me so I wasn't sure what to make of this :p

[@ValdVincent]

So gamma world, but fantasy, sounds nice.

[@nerdinebe]

I love the rancid, dumbass vibes just roiling off of this setting. You simply must show us more of this.

[@mikeoxlong1395]

I test played only one game so far and going of of that and the rulebook, it seems as though the player that fails less than the other wins. It's great!

[@TheTomac]

was turnip28 like created *specifically* for you people or what? it is staggering how well the humor and vibe lines up

[@hawkticus_history_corner]

It is extremely British in its humor. So yes.

[@jorgedeanoperez2997]

​@@hawkticus_history_corneronly Earndil is British, tho, of the lead writers. And I'm not even sure if he is

[@theprofesser944]

@@jorgedeanoperez2997 from what i can tell the developers are swedish, as is alfabusa. they seem to be friends with alfa as well.

[@Powermugger14]

Would the mushroom man's religion version of the cross be a red paste elephant footprint

[@mackcollasius3690]

The monolith of holy mash

[@dashiellgillingham4579]

YOU MUST MASH

[@blargofallblargs3939]

Like The Shredder's Foot Clan symbol!

[@essexclass8168]

In the Philippines there's a snack in the form of pressed unleavened bread called Piyaya, children are fairly often told these were pressed with elephants. i have no doubt that upon discovery of this the Church of the Mushroom man would use them in religious feasts

[@loveroffunnyy]

Yes, yes it would.

[@weidiocrow]

I can't believe the swedes just conned me into buying $30 worth of historical minis. Bravo, your experiment was a success.

[@youdontneedtoseehisidentif4939]

“Once a upon a time, in a land too close for comfort” is an absolutely underrated line

[@nocanseegreen3845]

I'm pretty sure bowel loosening charge is supposed to mean that the targets loosen their bowels because of the charge but this way is funnier

[@thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308]

I think both work, I would shit my pants if a titanic elephant came charging at me with such force it spewed its bowels across the floor.

[@matthewgagnon9426]

@@thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308 Imagine the smell of something that big just absolutely dumping gallons of shit behind it as it charges towards you, faster and faster with every bit of discharge lowering its weight.

[@bradpotts1747]

its like that deer in castle crashers

[@EgoEroTergum]

​@@bradpotts1747 The escape the troll music from that scene went so fucking hard IT HAD NO RIGHT TO GO SO *HARD.*

[@bradpotts1747]

@@EgoEroTergum man everything that studio makes goes hard even while they take the piss outta themselves. its bananas

[@barleysixseventwo6665]

You guys instantly converted me to this game on the first turn alone. A unit eating all but one of itself so it can throw a duck load of attacks at the enemy is just too fun for words!

[@Bluecho4]

I was left laughing my ass off at that moment. Welcome to Cyst (the setting of Turnip28), new recruit!

[@jacobirving8999]

I want to play.

[@dukedevlan5457]

Attack

[@RBAWintrow]

@@dukedevlan5457 Attack who?

[@dukedevlan5457]

@@RBAWintrow attack whoever is closest

[@TheOwlslayer]

Genuinely, I'd watch you guys play and narrate with whatever you have on hand. Bring out sock puppets and just roll some stones around while making funny voices, and I'd still be having the time of my life.

[@KingLich451]

😂

[@georgevoknerech228]

Turnip28 is such an underrated setting. It's basically a Monty Python's flying Circus in grimdark universe.

[@LARPBeard]

the most precise description I've seen.

[@Earthpeak]

What if they did a lore video for Turnip28 like they did for WoD

[@LordVader1094]

@@Earthpeak God I hope so

[@georgevoknerech228]

@@Earthpeak It would be awesome. The sheer chaos and absurdness of Turnip28 universe is perfect for this format. They also really should make a video about Turnip28 cults. This game has a cult of alcoholics on stilts who vomit all over their enemies. Or a cult of literal mushroom-infested pigs and goats who you control by spooking them in the direction you need them to move.

[@bradpotts1747]

"you say that like monty pythons flying circus isnt a-" -crashing noises- "OI CAN WE AV YEER LIVA THEN!?!?" "WHAT IN THE .... aaAAUAUUUUUUUGHHHHHTHHHUUUU AAAAAAAAOOOHHHGOOODDDWHYYY-" this concludes our broadcast thank you for supporting the BBC.

[@drysocks4412]

Mushroom Man's story was truly powerful, a solemn tale of ambition, loss, hope, bravery, defiance, acceptance of the futility and war and finally sacrifice. May all remember the story of the New Son of Man.

[@Galdenberry_Lamphuck]

He ate 12 people though

[@Powermugger14]

​@@Galdenberry_Lamphucklike all gods should

[@DarthSidian]

He kinda had to.

[@jtyranus]

@@Galdenberry_Lamphuck His apostles, right?

[@tshadowwolft4293]

“One of the bastards gets his finger nail caught on a tank trap and dies instantly” practically killed me omg

[@El_King911]

initial dialogue/dispute is pure gold. I can't get enough of the Knög voice, like the advertiser for Hobby Shopen, one of Alfabusa's best and silliest voices

[@HippoKing.MP3]

I do love the brainded wamstodese voice lol

[@ulric8445]

"Brain Knave! Walk around it!"

[@seamussmyth1928]

That's just what all norwegians sound like

[@jeffismywaifu4093]

@@seamussmyth1928 hail the knögdom

[@El_King911]

@@seamussmyth1928 then I need a vacation to Norway

[@alexrexaros9837]

Turnip28 is a thought experiment, I'm sure. Someone couldnt afford Warham figs, so they used vegetables instead. When they were done, they said “Hey, I'm onto something.”

[@ecyor0]

I mean, not too far off, it was created as a way to play games with kitbashed historical miniatures and literal carved vegetables

[@DISTurbedwaffle918]

Probably a Slav or Potato Elf. They're always playing with their tubers

[@larrytherustyboii7442]

I'm sure dood was on shroom atm too.

[@larrytherustyboii7442]

@@a.m.2066 wat

[@DISTurbedwaffle918]

@@a.m.2066 It's okay. The Slavlands are increasingly engaged in massive wars of conquest and potential killing frenzies again, so you'll probably find a Slav wargamer escaping the ensuing chaos in the next few years. Never lose hope!

[@drysocks4412]

Just going to leave marks for the Mushroom Man Saga here: 3:30 His first appearance. 4:28 He is Chosen! 4:35 Candles to be snuffed. 5:13 A Knight's faith awakens. 8:26 Mushy needs a snacky. 9:09 Suddenly, a spike in blood sugar! 10:10 The Duel begins! 11:11 Acceptance and Salvation. 13:25 Church of the New Son of Man.

[@creepdimensions2405]

Its funnier when I think about how the fuck the Emperor in TTS was made and this is like a fucked up we have mcdonalds at home version of the origin story of how several dudes "combined" to make him

[@wibble2482]

Confidence is good, now please attack...

[@BananaChicken21]

Surely, this man is the son of _God!_

[@Crusader-Ramos45]

He’s like a Custodian gone crazy after taking too much of the drugs used to make custodians for the Emperor.

[@Wiz_Online]

This is borderline experimental

[@arklaw8306]

Borderline?

[@Kain01able]

So high quality it's almost official content.

[@grimos6490]

I'd say it's a grand result

[@darkandedgy1457]

I like it

[@duyanhbui5386]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hn3EinlmdpVkm5I

[@Hello-bp8dx]

I like to imagine the narrator is the canon voice for The Root, mannerisms and all.

[@secretname2670]

I've been scouring the internet for a rulebook pdf or lore, mayhaps you can point me in a good direction? I really badly want to read some stories about this world but at this rate I'll write my own before I find something official... I learned about Cyst, The Root and the few basic cults but not much more

[@Hello-bp8dx]

@@secretname2670 afraid I don’t know much about turnip28 beyond one or two lore videos I’ve seen pop up on KZbin. Sorry I can’t be of more help :(

[@jaimayy]

@@secretname2670 the subreddit has the links on the side for the rules, free stls, and the lore magazine is called the swollen magglet. Everything you need is on there. :)

[@Haaalp]

@@secretname2670The video itself says where you can get it for free from the creator themself.

[@devincasebeer4459]

​@@secretname2670did you ever find it?

[@silverheart302]

The Phlogiston Hag babies aremy favorite faction, I hope their next codex will finally do them justice 🙏

[@lestevegmbh2637]

We need a rule were you roll a d6, use that many other d6 for the next throw and the summ of that is the total amount of dice used for the final throw which shows the damage finally. Pros: damage ranging from nonexistent to beast ending. Cons: need 36 dice once in a while, but thats negated by being a serious wargamer, who has more dice than one could understand.

[@superluckyhappylife2358]

Where can I find this rule

[@silverheart302]

You must beg papa Alfa for it, maybe he will give the rules to you @@superluckyhappylife2358

[@ChristopherPayne-yx9bs]

@@lestevegmbh2637 Sounds like Ulric's Fury in d6 form...

[@lestevegmbh2637]

@@ChristopherPayne-yx9bs i guess, but this would be exponential instead of additional.

[@chilidragon842]

I came across this video yesterday, and I immediately went and got the rules PDF and joined the Turnip28 discord. It is now 3:30AM and I have a game Im gonna be playing with someone else in an hour and a half at 5 fucking AM over Tabletop Simulator. *I will be doing silly voices.* Thank you Alfa, I havent wheezed this hard at a video and got sold on a game that quickly in a while.

[@krispykrim3532]

Honestly I just want to hear a 10 hour marathon of those two pigmen arguing about whatever dumb shit passes through their heads

[@robertkraciuk2753]

+1

[@kelvinsantiago7061]

+2

[@csmrookie9600]

+3

[@Hatguy23]

@@csmrookie9600 +4

[@Haanzer]

Hello! I'm a big fan of Turnip28, but I don't think I've ever actually enjoyed watching a battle report in my life, despite many attempts. I thoroughly enjoyed this video from start to finish. The fact I could follow what happened in the game but there was zero downtime and the narrative was fully voiced and in character was completely game changing for me. Probably helps that Turnip28 lends itself well to goofy humour as well - this didn't feel like a parody over anything other than just a story in that universe. 10/10 please do more of this

[@UsernotFound2018]

Checking if theres a bot here hmm Ok clear of bot's moving on

[@inwit594]

I discovered Turnip28 through this video, and I've got to say: The models look *superb*. They're all very goofy but retain very distinctive looks individually. I'm considering picking a few up already. :]

[@seanshultze220]

I vouch this, Would be fun to see it as a series too

[@TornaitSuperBird]

Petition to call more people "brain knave" from now on.

[@the-0-endless376]

Petition signed!

[@Dorsidwarf]

an excellent insult

[@itspetz7421]

Yes

[@slayer0235]

Hear-hear!

[@El_Dissident]

Absolve me of my non-native ignorance, what does "brain knave" mean?

[@jonathanwatson4484]

Looking at mushroom man: "one left alive? He won't do much damage" (2 seconds later) "Damn mushroom man has hands"

[@Powoga]

Neat. Also, because I was curious and looked it up, The Great Proboscis is the Blue Flutist by parastone, based on a Hiëronymus Bosch painting. "He symbolises the lawlessness." Obviously.

[@tylertenny3987]

Thank you! I was dazzled by that mini but did not have the slightest idea where to find it

[@kyosokutai]

@@tylertenny3987 Reaper Miniatures makes one, apparently.

[@alicemursteinlesbefaen666]

i love turnip28 but from now on i can no longer play it normally. fully in-character voice acting is now required for me to enjoy this game. fucking awesome video

[@lordfriedrick7911]

I don't know what happened, but i want an entire series of these weird battles...

[@Earthpeak]

Right? I wanna see what happens to Knög Grubhub as he and the regiment recover

[@MRdeathGodification]

Agreed

[@LordVader1094]

@@Earthpeak I also want to see Hagilda's continuing quest for proper hair care.

[@Athetos_Admech]

Post apocalyptic setting where some cancerous root grew so fast that it destroyed almost everything around the time of Napoleon. The survivors are all insane and mutated from eating the wierd plants that have poisoned the land so that nothing else can grow.

[@Motleydoll123]

agreed. you already have several angles for it. Hagilda's eternal quest for better haircare leading her to hire numerous chaotic mercenaries and fight all manner of other cults in her desire to go STRAIGHT to the Saloon(salon), or any other place she desires. Grubhub of course maintaining the rapidly collapsing 'kingdom' of the old fort while rebuilding the regiment and eating each other, the knight forming a new cult and building up its power and might while also contending with the eldrich horrors of this already lost world. add in any new characters that would be fitting and suddenly your crafting a whole narrative of insane and desperate people all struggling to contend with the living hell of the endless war and the twisted festering world.

[@ArvandusTheStoryteller]

Hey Bruva, I just wanted to say thanks. A ton of people went to my channel to learn the lore of this ridiculous universe. Thanks for the boost and thanks for the great video that perfectly shows how darkly funny this world is. Been a fan of you guys since Text to speech and as a world of darkness fan, love your hunter the parenting vids. Cant wait to see what you do next.

[@thesmilyguyguy9799]

Cool

[@fiendish9474]

Great video to listen to while recovering from a migraine

[@KopitioBozynski]

mood kindred

[@Kenpachi_Ramasama]

‘Tis true, am sick. I had a great guffaw from this.

[@countsnowyofgwainn3996]

Mood kindred x2

[@jimbomcbob7849]

You shouldn't have migrains tbh, they're not good for you

[@devincasebeer4459]

Thank you alpha, for introducing me to this amazing bilge-fire of a game. Im making my army as I speak: "Saint Carotas holy gob smashers of the 131st legion". They are lead by a gorilla.

[@ShioSloth]

This feels like if Darkest Dungeon and Yellow Submarine had a child. A beautiful, shining, tuberous child.

[@larrytherustyboii7442]

To me it's likes if darksouls had a child with a moldy bag full of vegetables.

[@lordfriedrick7911]

Also that child has tubercholosis

[@bradpotts1747]

@@larrytherustyboii7442 me watching a corpse fuck everything in my garden "i dont know that this IS illegal but it SHOULD be."

[@srbrant5391]

If Heironymus Bosch directed a Monty Python skit after discovering Warhammer.

[@James-bs8bd]

Thanks!

[@alfabusa]

Thank you immensely from all of us, you’ve dropped an absolutely brainchoking amount on us out of nowhere. I am launching the Biggest Possible Thank from a catapult into your very home.

[@TheAsylumCat]

You know? I often forget that we should fear Bruva's mad genius.

[@richardpaxford5792]

"The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament."

[@Aconspiracyofravens1]

You would think so but my first game included the eel peasant railgun. The game is litterally just like this to play

[@larrytherustyboii7442]

I'm never prepared for what any of his characters say next and it's always hilarious

[@Mr_Hst]

With every sweeping step you turn thousands of people to raid a fandom. I hope you realize the power you have Alfa.

[@Chronologger]

I don't need ANYONE to tell me that you DEFINITELY directed Knog's VA to sound a bit like Orson Welles. Genius.

[@fishpop]

Pretty sure it was Alfa voicing everything...

[@El_King911]

dont know if it's everyone but Knog is 100% alfabusa it's very similar to his "Pentex MNC" Hobby Shopen "ad" voice kzbin.info/www/bejne/qIuci6ynrZmAsKM and remember! "We live in your house™"

[@anonmon96]

Only Alfabusa can make a battle between two bands of inbred murderhobos sound equal parts goofy and epic.

[@andreaven2287]

After 2 min in the video, a quick stop. After 2 hours of research and reading, I've decided to build my first Turnip28 force before the end of this summer. I knew nothing of the game before this video. Thank you so much guys. Now I can watch the report.

[@AlexanderPC123]

The way the narrator get more invested in his story as it goes on is great.

[@jackothelantern]

I can't explain how hard I laughed at the elephants reveal. It really is a natrural war machine.

[@Spadgeriffic]

The line "Good thing I brought this FUCKING ELEPHANT" is at real risk at living rent free in my head.

[@quasirobot222]

The foghorn is the cherry on top of this soggy, absurdist sundae.

[@FlSKMASTER]

I wish battle reports like this were more common, it's much more fun having the battle told as a story than just seeing two people play a game.

[@leonardogignoli8912]

This is literally how i imagine turnip28 games in my head. If someone will ever ask me what is turnip28 i'll probably lob this video in their face like a rotten and moldy cabbage, it's that perfect.

[@boarfaceswinejaw4516]

throwing away a moldy cabbage? what a waste of a perfectly good turnip28 figurine.

[@TheArchDandy]

I keep coming back to this- so good. I'd love more of this type of thing, especially if its a refreshing smaller thing to make between bigger projects.

[@pandakabob8013]

I would watch you guys make a sandwich. This is glorious.

[@tron-do7ii]

Seconded.

[@manuelsantiago1323]

It would be a GLORIOUS sandwich.

[@scout360pyroz]

Thats what it comes down to. Alfa is just an interesting person in his voices and sense of humor

[@nunjabeeswaxs4686]

That sandwich would lead to several cults, at least one civil war and somebody getting food poisoning

[@scout360pyroz]

@@nunjabeeswaxs4686 and that would just be the lore alfa built around it before he even showed the video

[@troublemaker9899]

A thrilling tale of the 23-year War of the Straight and Narrow Path, between the forces of Knog Karola von Richtensteinhophenburgerdorf and Hagilda de Louisouisouisou over the great and fantastic purpose of redrawing a small municial footpath. This war dragged on for 23 long years and yielded a total of 25 casualties, 11 of which were from cannibalism. The result was the creation of the Parish of the Faith of the Unbegotten Shroom, a small, bustling tax haven with a population of five. As classic a European tale as Saint George and the Dragon, you can well see!

[@jefferyjoyner6032]

This is an amazing format and video series idea! To this day the episode of TTS partially based off an actual match between chaos and the guard + grey knights is one of my favorites, and I hope this series goes further!

[@provosttq2051]

13:53 DOGGY!

[@hmroid6884]

Another vaguely esoteric war game being played by my favorite vaguely esoteric youtube channel! Truly a match made.

[@Bluecho4]

In retrospect, the channel and the game seem made for one another.

[@PasserbySB]

Man, how do they come up with such great lines? "They are but candles to be blown out" goes super hard.

[@Max-pi3yx]

Very entertaining, immediately made me look into Turnip28, I'd give this experiment a 10/10 without hesitation!!

[@Anbu1138]

The absolute BEST battle report I’ve ever seen! Bravo you silly rootlings.

[@Malkamok]

"Remove the fort!" 1:25 in and I'm already sold

[@jonanlsh]

0:33 gave me a borderline aneurysm. Never has a number's narration hurt me so much and yet made me need 'nother

[@vadandrumist1670]

The TTS episodes with such random elements always were my favorites. Though unsuitable for a focused narrative I could see good things as an anthology of battle reports.

[@daringdarius5686]

I've now seen the video 3x through. 1) I love this content, more of it in the future would be absolutely amazing 😊 2) Thank you for introducing me to Turnip28. Time to make my resin printer go brrrrrrr 3) Mushroom head is the first miniature I'm printing

[@nickfejes6246]

This feels like a grimdark Monty Python skit 😂

[@christopherross9509]

That is pretty much Turnip28 the game. It's great!

[@frogblasttheventcore69]

I love the Dawn of War style dialogue boxes, manic voice acting, and the quality of the paintjobs and kitbashing. Great work, this is Emperor TTS level good 👍

[@frogblasttheventcore69]

@BruvaAlfabusa_ AWAY, FOUL XENO. I SHALL NOT FALL FOR YOUR TRICKERY, WITCH. TASTE THE EMPEROR'S FURY!!

[@natanaelsantos3924]

I can imagine this in an episode of Hunter: The Parenting where D tells the story of the great masasa war to someone

[@kyubiultima5]

This is the best battle report i have ever seen. This is not a joke. The voice styling with the absurdity of the setting is fantastic

[@mccs4452]

It's like a Hieronymus Bosch painting gained sentience… I LOVE IT!

[@Mrkabrat]

3:20 I recognise some of those minis; the nun one seems to be from the Lead Adventures miniatures and theres also Mad Matilda, a mini sculpted from a Bosch painting I believe

[@AnArtistInAVoid]

I WANT MORE! Apologies. What I meant was that I desire more content in this aesthetic as it has been quite humorous and entertaining.

[@SimonFaur94]

I don’t ever comment on videos. Ever. This was truly fantastic, and maybe the first Battle Report I’ve ever enjoyed watching. This is seriously good stuff. Narrative Battle Reports should be the standard. I really love this.

[@iamkroot6098]

One of the more entertaining battle reports I’ve seen.

[@coldhotpocket8226]

The subtitle [incoherent cannibalism] had me dying. This entire video was fantastic, all of the dialogue was amazing. Thank you so much for putting this out there.

[@Misclicking_orc]

I heard about turnip 28 a few weeks ago. Quite a weird little game. Makes sense you guys would be into it.

[@Zaaggastkich]

Only 5 mins in and I’m subbed specifically for this. It is glorious. I’d watch a whole campaign in the TURNIP28 setting

[@timothywilliams6785]

Sweet god, what is this monstrosity of a game? I love it

[@Misclicking_orc]

Turnip 28. It’s a weird miniature agnostic game. There are some free rules online.

[@moistenvelopes]

Idk but look at those SNOUTS

[@cerberus400]

hey, just wanted to say I really appreciate that you folks put contextual subtitles directly into your videos. I'm clinically deaf and my ears don't work so good. The neurological tinnitus doesn't help either. So being able to read along, stopping at the right points, the necessary exaggerations in context with the shenans. It makes it so much easier and so much more fun enjoying the work you put into this. Thank you. 🙂

[@lorenzogarompolo8074]

I'm absolutely in love with the vibe of this setting. It feels like a dumber, muddier version of the Napoleonic wars. I require more! And I require lore too!

[@bloodsalt]

Holy crap, that intro! I absolutely lost it at the 'elephant' foghorn

[@Capng123]

There is literally no one else who could do a T28 batrep other than you guys. The comedy and insanity of the setting is so perfectly portrayed it beggers belief.

[@TheGeneralMoe114]

The setting, with its models and lore, seem tailor made for Alfabusa and Garrot. I love it

[@dapperloser3025]

in a timeline where GW didn't have a problem with fan films we might have seen this for a warhammer game

[@paulgrabner540]

As long as you guys keep having fun with this, please make more.

[@Salvationtower]

This brings me back to your genestealer cult stuff with the funny little goat people. Amazing stuff and quite disgusting.

[@Bluecho4]

Bruva Alfabusa's "Goatstealer Cults" is what made me think Turnip28 is the perfect game for him. Their "vibes" are totally in concordance.

[@Salvationtower]

@@Bluecho4 oh most certainly. A it's the filthiest, most downtrodden and horrid game I can think of. It's like it was written for him 😊

[@MichaelTheRead]

I must have rewatched this a dozen times and it hasn't stopped being funny.

[@gentleshark972]

"The parish now consists of 4 people. Al of which have tuberculosis." That sounds like rimworld on hardmode.

[@vigorouslethargy]

Tuber-culosis. Tubers are a genus of mushroom. 😄

[@Omnicide101]

average british polity

[@TheTomac]

@@vigorouslethargy theyre really not.

[@vigorouslethargy]

@@TheTomac Not going through the whole classification but: Kingdom: Fungi Family: Tuberaceae Genus: Tuber What you likely *thought* I meant was tuber vegetables like potatoes. Which is an understandable assumption.

[@krakerbox1108]

Perhaps it should be mentioned that in the lore of Turnip28, there is a network of foul tubers growing all across, and this mutating vegetable is the only other food that humans survive on, so Tuber-Culosis could very much refer to the vegetable kind of Tuber.

[@samhenderson1142]

Just wanna say this is probably one of my favorite videos you guys have ever done! The mix of Alfa's incredible voice and how well you captured the feel and fun of Turnip28 sold me on it completely. I really hope to see more BPs in the future!

[@MrVarangian88]

I was having an absolutely shit week but now the glory of Mushroom Man has helped me turn my life around. Seriously guys, thank you, this made my day.

[@kenneth.tattoos]

I'm revisiting this battle report and it is legitimately hilarious. Maybe the best battle report I've ever seen. I would fund a whole campaign of this.

[@geistincarnate]

The battle reports were some of my favorite parts of TTS so this was a delight-doing my part to feed the algorithim so we can see hopefully see more in the future!

[@JasonDaniels-y4c]

I've been more entertained by this battle report way more than anything Hollywood has put out in years. These folks should be writers.

[@Bluecho4]

I'm surprised it took this long for Bruva Alfabusa to embrace the _rootish horror_ that is Turnip28. But nonetheless, I am _delighted beyond wooooooooooords!_ For those unfamiliar with Turnip28, this is basically the exact tone the game goes for. It's great.

[@supersiamesisk]

This is, hands down, THE best battle report I've seen on KZbin.

[@PhantomRaider100]

This was the funniest, weirdest piece of wargaming I have ever seen. I wish to see more in the future. Keep up the good work Alfabusa!

[@randonimity84]

The sudden camera pan from the cannon to the elephant mini was comedy gold.

[@RaptorZefier]

More, I didn't even know what Turnip28 was, and this has opened my eyes. It's amazing, I would adore more of these Dawn of War style battle reports for any sort of tabletop game.

[@mobylka]

BEST WAR-REPORT EVER! wellp, now I need more.

[@aldgate]

I genuinely love the miniatures and the whimsical nature of the battle report, reminds me of medieval folklore and drawings. You also characterise them so well.

[@nuckchorris499]

Holy shit, a battle report that has entertained me. And it has done so thoroughly. I BEG THAT MORE OF THIS SETTING BE USED ON YOUR CHANNEL ITS TOO GOOD

[@happyyet5387]

"gets his fingernail stuck in a tank trap - and dies immediately. The rest mourn his loss and don't move another inch." I don't know why, but this broke me. Mr. Alfabusa, your ability to craft such comedic gold from anything with what seems to be natural Macguyver-esque talent never ceases to entertain. P.S. Moar Boy episodes ples. Clearly Boy is the chosen one, and we must see his journey as he protects the precious Smerples from both Camarilla killers (Camarillers?) and the Demon-Horse corrupted Fleas that we all know Horse has been shedding all over the place. Will Boy be up to the challenge? We must know! For Boys Bulbous Bempire!

[@galaxycamerata]

I love the higher-concept of a post-apocalyptic warworld based exclusively on European fairytale-esque visuals twisted into various war factions. Like, elderly bog hag covens that use church bells as cannons, easily-impressed lapine knights that employ tap-dancing trumpet-nosed blue monsters that are loosely defined as "elephants", and loathsome boar-men that come in so many shapes and sizes it's a wonder they still look like boars. It's got a LOT going on with it.

[@gfefighter8510]

this felt like a fever dream

[@tigerbomb909]

Holy shit turnip 28 fits the vibe of this channel so perfectly how did I never put the two together before

[@nightmagnus7595]

Would love to see more frankly. T28 is so interesting and a great opportunity for storytelling, I just gotta get around to building and painting (as per usual)

[@manolo7490]

It's been a year I need more of this

[@cynicalgarbage5811]

I laughed, I cried, I shitted. I need more of of this stuff!

[@sober_monk]

12:39 I felt that "aAAAAUGH" in my soul. The double facepalm of defeat that followed too. GG