Memorial Weekend Mayhem in Miami ! Bad Storms ! (Chit Show)

Absolute chaos at the boat ramps in Miami on Memorial weekend . The Chit Show had people scrambling to dock because of high winds and an approaching storm. The current was ripping the wind was blowing and the lightning was striking. My name is Alfred Montaner Host of the Chit Show in Miami . Dont forget to like and subscribe to my channel.

[@papalou7171]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Remember the Fallen, thank you for your sacrifice Happy Memorial Day 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@motiv8d111]

You are the man!!!! 👍👍👍

[@jarrodforet3557]

Hooray he should have left grandpa truck home and bring grandma car instead lol

[@timfields6130]

If you drank a shot every time he said, Bro, you'd be a chit show drunk in less than two minutes into this video.

[@rachellefebres4183]

Lmao!

[@blainesnider9089]

🤣

[@andrewperkins3373]

😂

[@iowaqfanboomq4613]

Thats right bro, wait for it, wait for it.... bro

[@matthewcarroll2215]

Bloop bloop bloop lmfao

[@MistyBluemel]

I was bad mouthing my boss one day and a bird chit on my head. Lesson learned. Happy Memorial Day everyone! Thanks to all who’ve served 🙏🏻❤️🇺🇸

[@derekmorris1739]

You my brother are the best Circus master, of the ( Chit Show ),, Mindless boat Club.....

[@tonytarin6934]

Wind, and current, and weather!!! Oh my!!!! Stressful entertainment at Black Point! Thanks Alfred, Blessings

[@tonyhudson8698]

For Grip when pulling my boat out I used Crusher dust, / sand with small broken gravel. The weight in the back helps and a small amount under the wheels for grip. Plus it sticks to the Foot ware, thus less chance of going DOWN. Cheers from Chch, New Zealand.

[@richa9992]

lmao the umbrella is freaking Goneee Brooo

[@lawrencereddick5929]

Very grateful to be able to enjoy this beautiful day. Please remember those that gave the ultimate sacrifice for our freedom. Wait for it...wait for it...

[@jamielee9350]

That Muscovy duck has got your number pal 🤣🤣🤣🦆🦆🦆

[@mbrin3690]

Your the best Alfred!!

[@kenwenzel9040]

I can't take it. I am laughing so hard. Snakes, ducks, Fred. What a Chit Show. I took my wife to Tahiti for an anniversary. She had a brand new white outfit. Blouse, shorts the whole nine yards. Wind was gusting around 45 mph when this bird took a Chit - splat all over her outfit. She was madder than a hornet. We had to go back to hut for her to change her outfit. I was in real trouble for laughing at that one. Love you alfred.

[@ronholt9178]

Bringing us the best in boat ramp follies.

[@starphase1623]

Your dedication to providing such good entertainment is very much appreciated . You have a wonderful attitude and awesome demeanor. Wishing you and your family the best this Holiday weekend . Love from Rhode Island.🌺

[@frankm4277]

Thank you Alfred....great video during turbulent times...Need your inflatable with an umbrella and drone to check out the three stuck boats, LOL. All seriousness, Best for the Memorial Day. I worked for a military defense contractor for many years to help keep our military safe as much as possible. Let us remember our fallen so that we may have our freedom. God Bless the USA and its citizens.

[@georgematos1086]

Dude, we love you, we always talk about you and laugh when we go to the ramps. Yesterday, we seen a fight at Boynton, by the ramp. 😍😍😍😍 we all said your name at the same time, “ Shit, We need Alfred here 😂😂””

[@ChrisP-ni4lz]

I live vicariously through the chit chow. Love your program

[@landontakeamericaback2106]

Thank you so much for this.

[@chrism4008]

I love a good thunder storm, that one is looking juicy too!!!

[@bettymaverick1098]

I saw your Chit Show on MSN yesterday. Wow a Florida boy holding a lightning rod to keep the rain off.

[@spivey6245]

Flying umbrella and the duck!!! The water is here! Alfred is hilarious!

[@renedelapaans647]

bring it on , give it to us mister ambassador of Miami

[@outlawjoseywales6159]

As a life long boater I never got in a rush loading to beat the rain! I always figured ya came to the lake to get wet anyhow! A little chop in the marina never hurt anyone!

[@Mdsonic77]

Sitting on my boat watching the Chit show. Great work Alfred as always. Hope you get you your umbrella back.

[@davidhumphries9182]

man got too love this show

[@KingmanRoss]

I have as much respect for a boater speeding in a Manatee zone as a non-handicapped chit driver parking in a handicap spot.

[@jasonjoyner6940]

Holy chit! It looks like the scene in the movie Jaws where all the locals are freaking out in boats hunting the shark

[@kencrouch668]

Exciting Episode! This is like the scene from Jaws where they were paying a $500.00 bounty for sharks! Two observations- look at the palm trees - this will give you wind direction the wind was pushing the boats to the right so try to dock that way- use the wind. In my time (I'm in my 60s) people did not own such large boats - you have 22 footers and 30 footers coming in those boats are long. We only had a 16 foot boat!

[@barbaroacosta5335]

Bro, I went there back in December and saw you recording. I thought you were shooting a promo video for the marina or the restaurant. Cool content. Esos palos los cambian todos los meses.

[@dannya296]

You just reinforced why I don’t take the boat out on long weekends! The ramps get crazy down here, specially when you sprinkle in some bad weather. Great job, keep up the good content!

[@largol33t1]

Every time I think about splurging my hard-earned money on a small boat, I watch Alfred's channel and get cold feet instantly. I am NOT sharing the waters with these insane people, especially the one Alfred calls "the crusher." That fool tried to come into the ramp and crashed into TWO other boats. He is in his very early 30s and drives a massive yacht. He always has sunglasses and his telltale sign: his baseball cap is always on backwards. Alfred spotted "the crusher" a long time before he got close to the loading ramp.

[@MrGbustamante]

Me neither. I stayed home and cleaned the garage!

[@SVSaltyAbandon]

Exactly

[@maryjane9842]

@@largol33t1 ??? QUESTION for you, have you ever give a thought about joining a boat club or whatever it is, and using someone elses boat, i have not checked it out yet, but was thinking i might. HOWARD and am down in the 33183 area!!

[@2023toyotarav4trdoff-road]

That was awesome I love the Commentary

[@terrancep.5475]

I love this channel and I get a spanish lesson too. Winning

[@SassafrasPaul-cq7uw]

Love the duck chit!!! You are a riot 😂❤

[@karenfyhr2363]

Just as I thought, Alfred, you never fail and always come through with the best show and commentary... I just want you to know that appreciated very much and loved for your dedication to making this the best boating /entertainment channel on KZbin.... Hope all your gear survived the storm..😎

[@rodneyjkelly2277]

I love watching the boat ramps. Would like to see how they pull those big boats out the water. Keep pounding

[@jeremysanders9838]

Thanks for braving the storm

[@nelcortes]

You make my Day...you are the best....

[@allneedsmobiledustlessblas2859]

Wow, that was crazy! Good job and thanks for telling us what more of the words mean. Micky C

[@timbuckingham6734]

Thanks Alfred for some good entertainment! Now you need to invent an umbrella anchor for land 😋

[@justindanis9184]

Love watching man keep up the good work !!!!

[@nodayatthebeach]

The hell with the dump, look at those palm trees ! That's some wind!

[@wmason1961]

It looks to me like they all did a better job than they normally do. Bad weather evidently helps people think better even though some of them looked a little panicked.

[@dianesullivan1047]

The duck attack had me literally laughing out loud

[@randiD123]

We go out on the opposite weekend of holidays... Next weekend, a lot of people won't be going because they skipped the yard, laundry, etc and they gotta do it next week ... Try it! You'll see it's less busy.

[@lvmykdz5724]

As an operator, if you are moving with conditions (tide and wind behind you), prior to maneuvering into position on the dock, simply keep your vessel straight, bump into reverse to bring your vessel to a stop, then maneuver into position on the dock. In the conditions present in this video at Black Point, you'd want to come to a stop, spin so you are slightly at an angle with your bow away from the windward side of the dock, then bump it forward (slowly) and the wind will gently bring you into the dock (you'll want fenders out). PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE (with fenders out on all sides).

[@traceye.6428]

I totally agree with you! Although, it seems there are more inexperienced boaters here, with lots of money and big boats. They should have spent some money on lessons instead. I bet if they read your comment, they sadly wouldn’t understand a word you’ve said. And, I agree 100% with fenders. I had asked why no one seems to use them. Where we are, everyone uses fenders when they dock. We pull them out when leaving the dock and put them back out before docking. Have a great day!

[@lvmykdz5724]

@@traceye.6428 I agree 100%.

[@Coloradohomestead22]

Later in the week Fred will be cruising along with his new umbrella.

[@normandegeorge6526]

Everybody waits til last minute to come in

[@chunkyd5880]

Wow. That sky looks angry.

[@keithscudder7136]

Damn Alfred ! i think I just saw Mt. Trashmore move a few inches when the wind picked up !

[@jhershy1381]

I just realized your channels labeled “chit show” not because of others moving boats badly but yourself being maybe half prepared ! Your the chit show 🤣😎. Love your stuff dont change at all !!

[@tylersterling9578]

Hey sir I’m not sure if you can wrap you camera with plastic to help keep it dry whenever it rains. Your channel is so unique from every other channel. I love your interactions with the local people and I love how you give shout outs too local crab fisherman’s company’s. That was close when that duck flew over your head, I ducked my head🤣 when it flew over. I watched the robalo curse video!! That was a wild video. Why don’t companies give newbie’s lessons on driving any boats! Towboats USA for the win!! Keep killing the content sir!! Have a blessed week and remember Fred lurks beneath the edge🤣🤣

[@patriotsunited8947]

Those dudes are like, this is when the fish bite!! get outta my way

[@brigitterobin6826]

merci Alfred 😊

[@williamevans6043]

That was as entertaining as Indy ,even more !

[@tntkop]

“Low tide, wet rain, and panic”. That IS a recipe for disaster. Just imagine if it was DRY rain. Oh the humanity.

[@artlife6210]

people who rush to the ramps as if they are the only ones with that idea, anyone going boating on Memorial Day deserves all the mayhem they encounter...find a low bridge, anchor up dry and continue the celebrations, adapt instead of panic

[@williamvandervoet5824]

I met a guy who was 27 years old who got struck by lightning and within 1 year his hair turned completely white. He could sit outside and mosquitoes and flies would not bite him! True story!

[@keithscudder7136]

How about the guy in the movie, Great Outdoors, he was hit "66 Times in the Head ! " ! :)

[@johnnewhall4919]

Dude, I used to be in the Coast Guard and I had a part time job at Bay Side back in the 90's. That's some crazy shiznit.

[@outabeat]

The captain on the twin engine Contender that brought it in on 10 did it like a boss. Bow into the wind and let the wind blow the boat onto the dock very gently.

[@johngauntlett4915]

I do miss my flats fishing and pier fishing in Bradenton since I moved to the mountains in Murphy, North Carolina. However, we do have good trout, walleye, and bass fishing.

[@patrickcooper9641]

Hello Alfred, family and friends. Happy Memorial Day to all.

[@dianesaumure9729]

Amazing stuff

[@HiggsBJ]

The ramp etiquette around here is you drop someone to go get the trailer. Then you wait off the dock until your trailer is in the water. All these people just parked at the dock seems odd.

[@TnVolFan]

Exactly!!! You can tell these peeps have never ever fished a bass tournament.....it's hilarious and sad at the same time.........

[@wmason1961]

Florida IS odd. I would have to watch the chit show live for a week to figure out their weird launch ramp etiquette. Here the line forms on land. Whoever's trailer hits the water gets to dock next.

[@Ed3kidsconnelly]

Love your videos. Funny as CHIT!! Makes me miss my boats that much more. I think this is the first time I’ve seen 1 of the captains using the advantage of twin screws at about the 30 minute mark. They put them selves thru so much unnecessary stress. Keep up the good work.

[@spinfish1434]

All things considered, wasn't bad. What's hard to believe, all the two-wheel drive trucks burning up tires trying to pull up the ramp! I wouldn't own a two-wheel drive truck. Please remember our Hero's on Memorial day!

[@wmason1961]

Without positraction that van was one wheel drive.

[@JuanRodriguez-mp5en]

NOTHING LIKE WET RAIN AND PANIC! 🤣

[@toddgardner8449]

I learned a long time ago to wait this out on the hook. There will be some bumped and banged up boats at the dock, but the real danger is all these people were doing 40mph to funnel into the marina. Get wet and listen to your bilge pump run for 20 minuites.

[@zanzibar301]

Attach the umbrella to the tripod and you'll have a drone flying like a heron, bro!

[@SPR1326]

Bro, you should remind folks to put up their VHF Radio Antenna.

[@glenngray1201]

Nice video Alfred crazy weather!!

[@nativevirginian8344]

There is a local beach we have been going to since I was a kid. EVERY TIME we hauled the boat out to leave in the evening we had a blow down thunderstorm.

[@daniellehirschausen8908]

Wished I was there , winter time in south Australia ,

[@mikemason5116]

We need to start a group " We will help you dock your boat for tips" at the chit show...

[@rccasillas8390]

One heck of Chi Sho

[@timhoover5507]

Make sure those baby ducks don't look like you before you zoom in on them, ~~lol~~

[@AlfredMontaner]

Hahhaha

[@Guybrush-1]

I love the Chit Show!!

[@RANGERIZZY]

I woke up and I had shit in my eye!!!!🦆💩👁🤣🇺🇲🙏🏻

[@tonyjessen8204]

45 and rain in Boise.thanks Alfred 👍👍🐊

[@jarrodforet3557]

That boat with the 4 motor are pulling the gas station in the distance

[@katbot2190]

I'm at 14:13 and it' looks like it is going around y'all....and then it started raining. Looked to me like everyone was being courteous. That's amazing.

[@goyabean7310]

Wow Action Packed Chit Show 🤣 full of ⚡🌧 ☂️all that was missing was a few 🚥 🚦Don't Forget All Those Who Gave All For Our Freedoms We Enjoy Today 🇺🇸

[@gregpayette365]

Al, watch your videos constantly. Would love to do a dingy tour with you.

[@patdixon9952]

Love watching you from Delaware beach keep up the fun

[@jonacree7516]

That duck was like "what a UM fan? I'm outta here! Go Gators bro! 👍

[@AlfredMontaner]

Ohhhh no you didnt!

[@amunderdog]

The financials always make me dizzy. home, multiple vehicles, cloths, vacations, eat out several times a week, children. And a boat for days off. I must have done this life all wrong?

[@karenfyhr2363]

I haven't even watched it yet but I know it's going to be epic!

[@stevemartin7824]

Very entertaining and your commentary makes the show.

[@Dodgerandpaddy1]

I might of peed a little laughing so hard. What a chit show !!!

[@jon9178]

I also get confused when hearing 'going in' vs 'going out'.. Either one could mean either way. I always think "Launching" vs. "Recovery" may sound a bit military, but it is more clear.. Alfred, thanks to you and your gear for braving the elements

[@kazoosc]

ports/harbors/boat launches are where land meets the water .. one goes out to sea, you're "taking the boat out" for a day on the water -- these are common phrases .. and at the end of the day, or the trip, you go in -- back to the land, the launch, your dock

[@alancoldicott391]

We know you can get serious storms over there, so no wonder people were panicking to get ashore. Strangely though, although these boats are very modern by my old standards with a lot of high-tech equipment, most of them were open boats and not one waterproof cover for open areas. Just out of interest, have you thought of getting one of those fishermen's tents as well as your umbrella? That would keep all your equipment dry

[@barrymason6249]

I'm new to the chit show but I like it

[@rustyfilms]

Bro! this is gold!! We thought about your channel coming in from the windy Pueblo Reservoir- there is a chitshow live there too ;)

[@motiv8d111]

I know you are very patriotic.. so im hoping you use your channel to remember our fallen and those missing that paid the ultimate sacrifice for our freedom.

[@jarrodforet3557]

U got it going on now Alfred

[@JollyGreen79]

"I woke up and I had shit on my eye. It pooped on my eye" You crack me up "bro"!!😂🤣😂🤣😂 That duck has it out for you bro! 🦆

[@samsuttle5556]

Always remember, keep your down Alfred

[@beverlywalker6494]

Living in Fl, everyone should know if storms are due the day you want to go out on the boat, find yourself a good movie and stay home.

[@BenSimpleliving]

Alfred you need one of those pop up little soccer mom tents.

[@rodneyjkelly2277]

Thanks!

[@TairnKA]

If I had a boat, I'd name it the, "T'hy'la Maru". ;-)

[@johnd.jr.5508]

The Umbrella is gone!