Seriously Incapable Boaters ! Black Point Marina's Worst Captains ! (Chit Show)

[@saltyran]

“Members only doo doo doo dooooo”” 😂.

[@dtxmedia6243]

“Just giggle like you always do and pretend it’s a giggle moment guys” 😂😂

[@bradleydefries7262]

When in doubt give it full throttle

[@lsb4057]

A standard GMC truck bed is approximately 6.5’ long, 6’ wide, 1.5’ deep and will hold approximately 525 gallons or 4380 lbs of water.

[@JT-wn7wb]

That was hilarious!! the guy yelling that's the CHIT SHOW😂😂😂😂

[@CWR3212]

It never ceases to amaze me with how many incompetent people are out there

[@03roadking]

U mean in Florida 😂😂

[@Travis3500]

Those type of people love Florida

[@GWS-rl4wh]

​@@03roadking It does seem to be. LoL

[@travissmith5739]

Including the cameraman

[@ThânAnhKiệt]

Please film many unexpected scenes at the marina. I love it

[@seymourrackoff]

I just love this Chit !!!

[@justmyopinion9041]

Drunk Cubans and a Boat ramp You Know your going to have some Laughs!

[@paulpaulsen7309]

... well, after anchoring nearby, I like to go to the harbor in the evening to watch how mostly elderly men and their wives try to moor their 10m boat, ... here in northern Germany we call this "Hafenkino" ("harbor cinema"). This usually takes place with wild shouting and even wilder waving between the spouses, ... and rumor has it that the separation rate usually rises sharply at the end of a sailing season ...

[@jeffrandolf5673]

15:12 EVERYONE ON THEIR PHONES while captain does everything & falls in water. GOOGANS

[@TheGabe82]

I would have a rule and everyone would know it before stepping one foot on my boat. You get a ride on my boat, YOU LEND A HAND!

[@hunterr651]

Ol boy in blue at 1:28 has got a beer gut damn

[@acreguy3156]

Agreed. When is he due? Looks like triplets.

[@paulfernandez3747]

Ballast😂😂

[@davidj.esposito1867]

Ive been doing this for years...as soon as the trailer hits the ramp, shift your automatic tranny into Neutral, when youre where you need to be, set the park brake, release the service brake, then shift to Park. Leave the window open! Sometimes lock actuators can lick you out!

[@capnrico8877]

According to the internet (which never has any inaccurate info on it) a GMC Sierra bed is 79.4” long x 71.4” wide x 22.4” deep, and when I check my goesinta tables that comes out to about 73.5 cubic feet, or just under 550 US gallons, minus say 5 gallons per side for wheel wells, and call it about 540 gallons. And at about 10 pounds per gallon for water, the bed starts with about 5400 lb of water in it as they try pulling it up the ramp. No chit man, that’s pretty heavy!

[@ScarabChris]

5:08 it's easy to calculate the amount of gallons of water in a square or rectangle container. in inches, L x W x H and divide that figure by 231. I was in the aquarium business for 20+ years of my 50 years alive so I often had to calculate the gallons of water in an aquarium.

[@Jewclaw]

16:45 as I was typing my question about “whisky throttle” you answered my question lol

[@Jc-bo1uu]

I have always been told when you were launching or retrieving a boat to always have your vehicle in four-wheel-drive. That way when you put the vehicle in park, it puts the front and rear axles both in park.

[@normangraber1047]

One of your best so far.

[@garrythrupp]

Viewing from New Zealand, keep up the good work great to see other crazies. Can,t the Chit Show.

[@garrythrupp]

Can't beat the Chit Show

[@jamesphillips8227]

You asked about truck bed size For a 2024 they are: 78.9" L 50.6" W 21.4" H Total volume = 62.3 cubic feet. (For a 6.5 foot bed)

[@renedelapaans647]

best part: 2.20 forget the rest whahahahahha

[@ExtremeSnowRemoval]

My favorite channel right now. Along with wavy boats and Miami boat ramps + few others

[@izzyman256]

8:12 polarized, lens cap Alfred, my friend you can do it! Love the chit show! The polarized lens cap will take it to the next level

[@SkuncleJimmy]

Holy Chit Show! You are makin fans in Alaska!

[@H8rmkr]

Thus is some funny chit 😂

[@davidcraven277]

That looks like a Miami car wash at the bout ranp

[@eriklarson9137]

"bout ranp" That is actually impressive.

[@bobdowns6973]

TRULY ENTERTAINING! IT JUST IS !

[@keithphillips6111]

This was the best one ever Alfred!!!! We got shit flying everywhere!!! Trucks sinking,boats ramming docks,chicks being chicks,and best of all..... Fred!!!!!! He was drunk bragging hes getting a new truck soon!!! He said the next time some idiot sinks one hes taking over!!!😮😮😮

[@tommysco226]

I haven't seen your videos come up in a while! Great video Alfred!

[@AlfredoPiccinoni]

Every time you see someone fall in the water, you should yell “THE CROCODILE IS ROGHT NEXT TO YOU” then see how fast he swims.

[@tommooe4524]

In case of doubt about whether or not alligators are present in the water in Florida….go to the waters edge….touch it and if it feels wet……there are alligators in it….have fun ….swim briskly

[@H8rmkr]

I thought Alfred went to France lmbo

[@mikekreis2916]

I love to see that people bring lawn chairs to the dock😂

[@BubbyPlaisan]

Haha so funny people sitting there waiting for a chit show

[@capicolaspicy]

For that submerged black GMC pickup, you asked how much water would the bed hold - here ya go! 1 cubic foot of water is 7.4 gals. So a truck bed for example GMC Sierra 1500 would be ~6.6x5x2 feet = 66 cubic feet = about 480 gallons of water!

[@williamrogers4556]

Half ton pick up 6 x 6' bed 36 inches deep holds a little over 800 gallons of water which the weight is over 5600 pounds In the cab probably holds 600 gallons of water

[@carstoniu]

around 480 gallons in the pickup bed!!

[@mike60521x]

Sounds about right

[@eriklarson9137]

Water weighs 8lbs per gallon. You think only 60 gallons will fill a truck bed? Lol. Look at a 150 gallon fish tank. You think only 1/2 of one of those will fill a truck bed?

[@Travis3500]

@@eriklarson9137 ?

[@carstoniu]

@@eriklarson9137 i said 480 gallons......

[@keithscudder7136]

@@carstoniu What would fit in a 8-ft. bed ? Captain Keith Tight lines

[@Travis3500]

I love how corny you are it keeps me coming back lmao

[@jakejacobson2999]

Depending on bed length it will fill with approximately 540 gallon or 4500lb of water alone. Let alone inside the cab

[@scottz143]

Is there something about black point that makes it more difficult than a typical launch?

[@darlenevaughn8016]

Hey Alfred, did you name Fred after you. Love the way you do your videos.

[@MrNick-]

That last one was a solid hit. Wish I got to see the whole thing

[@dalemiller4221]

Not if, but when Fred munches down on soylent green. 😂

[@toddgorski7854]

Alfred, it looks to be a short box GMC, so that is 62.9 cu. ft. which works out to be 470 gallons of water.

[@josecandreva2762]

9:23 my dude just wanted to get drunk af ! hahah

[@GearZenChannel]

Start rolling a camera and I might fold under the pressure at the dock! 🤣

[@daltonshull4077]

A pickup can hold about 404 gallons of water, or two cubic yards. 3,369 lbs

[@00sean00]

Water in the bed of the trucks - Short Bed (5.8 feet): 342.76 gallons = 2,859.64 pounds Standard Bed (6.6 feet): 391.33 gallons = 3,263.72 pounds

[@OregonDARRYL]

Yeah, let 'em drain as you go...

[@bradyelich2745]

Standard bed is 8 feet.

[@jpstanton3223]

This is the most beautiful footage EVER!!

[@rtcharge]

I could sit there all day with a cooler🎉

[@brunocoppola2639]

Damn you should've Waaaaaaittt Forrrr it! LoL

[@DonziGT230]

The white Ford was in 4WD so it's very unlikely that the cause of the swim was a traction problem.

[@ravensbmore410]

Fred is a STAR!!!!!!

[@paddyjoe408]

they need to install a winch up away from each ramp, would save on wreckers lol

[@RonRussell-sj1zf]

How much water in pickup truck bed? Just measure length x width x height in inches, divide the result by 231 cu. in. per gallon and you have your answer.

[@AceSeptre]

So apparently the number one cause of flooded trucks in Miami isn’t hurricanes, it’s boat ramps?

[@mlicciardello7884]

The only boat I would buy is a recreational docked pontoon boat with AC.

[@thooks1234]

Average 1500 truck bed - 95 cubic feet, 695 gallons. Roughly 5800 lbs of water

[@OregonDARRYL]

Just a reminder of how much fun boating is....

[@f1hook]

I don't think it's the tires. It's the idiots behind the wheel 🤣🤣

[@ruger8412]

5:01 never buy used cars out of Florida

[@MWestern-m4g]

Thank God that last guy doesn't own a plane!

[@mommy2libras]

You're watching the water flow oit of the bed, I'm watching it stream out the bottom of both the front and back doors, lol.

[@OnthewrongPlanet]

Why don't boat owners understand how a boat trailer works instead of driving way too far into the water. In the tropics it helps a lot having a longer section before the bow stop so your wheels are not in slime nor under water, that is ridiculous.

[@larryborsa4396]

How anyone can sink an entire tow vehicle at a ramp mystifies me. Absolute incompetence with a vehicle. One can only imagine what they're like with a boat.

[@safa4786]

Atleast 5 tonnes of water in that GMC.

[@acreguy3156]

At 15:15, the guy falls in the water, nobody at the helm, props running, they all scatter to the edge to see if he's okay, and one idiot playing on his cell phone. Unbelievable.

[@ravensbmore410]

Its like Fred knows he is being recorded!!! 😆

[@fjb4932]

Seems the more expensive the toy, the more ignorant the owner. ☆

[@iamjbeck]

a fullsize 8' pickup bed is 77.4 ft3 which would hold 579 gallons. Now you know!

[@safa4786]

Manatee was the highlight. So gorgeous!!!!

[@LaPiedra-ok7rl]

Ay madre esta dos Yámanas 300 yo lo llevo a cielo...

[@leondraw1766]

Ole green belly is about two seconds from a massive coronary.

[@fernandorodriguez8420]

Don't worry Alfred fred got the hole shot while you were in the bathroom 😂

[@dt9094]

Guy in the green shirt, that must hurt!

[@marybolino5659]

I live on the golf coast, And? I am an avid boater, And I swear I hope I never end up on your show At least not the Laughing stock that I love😅😅😅 Because. I love the content its funny AF

[@johngauntlett4915]

Alfred, we need to give you a new nickname, Captain Crunch!

[@justachipn3039]

🌵🌵💀💀👍👍🌵🌵 LOVE THE CHIT SHOW !!! Thx Bro !!!

[@tiggersdad6878]

Money for boat: $750,000 Money for learning how to operate it: $18 CD

[@JJawsyW]

There are people that have no business owning or getting anywhere near a boat.

[@bossgoon115]

2:42 😂😂😂😂🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

[@jerrysmith376]

Wow, but well said "it can happen to any of us". My ebrake won't hold in my 2019 3/4 ton chevy so eventually the "park" paw in my tranny will wear out and down my truck goes. But jeez some of the boat operators are just plain dangerous and destructive.

[@Official_WillPlaysYT]

These people have nice boats. How can they be so bad at this?

[@markkraus3598]

I’m sure absolutely no alcohol was involved involved in any of these 😎

[@josephwieszbicki690]

Heee hee hee I'm still giggling!

[@taylorhickman84]

"Niagra falls at blackpoint" lol

[@leroycharles9751]

If I get boat #3 it will be called the MV Bloop Bloop.

[@TexasPapa13]

@2:17 you’re welcome

[@katesonnenberg79]

Why didn’t you get the truck going in? Your slipping.😅

[@josephwieszbicki690]

GMC..."GRAB MY CHECKBOOK!"

[@paulpaulsen7309]

...am I right in assuming that you don't need a boat license or have to take an aptitude test in Florida?

[@pauloconnor2980]

I'd like to see 'Karens on the water!!!!!'

[@The.Real.Timmii]

waaaiiit for it....

[@robbubba8020]

Don't worry Alfred they'll a other in the drink shortly 😂 scary how many inept operators there are out there no shortage of content for you😂

[@matthewgibbs6886]

i know my limitations if i had a boat i would pay a qualified boat person to put mine in.

[@terinac5082]

Brilliant..😂😂😂..Thank You.😂😂

[@magickmike6510]

Must be a crazy current there

[@TodayWeFish]

I cannot understand why people put their pickup trucks that deep down the boat ramp! These people are a hazard!!!

[@richardwilken2490]

Fred is looking for a new truck to drive to the beach 🏖️.

[@warnold909]

"Oh my goodness"

[@Flirken2975]

You didn't get the shot? You're fired