Algorithm Antics

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(Verse 1)
Scrolling through the feed, oh what a sight,
"Ten Easy Ways to Go Viral Overnight!"
Clickbait titles, they promise the stars,
But all I got was a cat playing guitar.
(Chorus)
Oh, beat the algorithm, they scream and shout,
"Just post at midnight, that’s what it’s about!"
But every trick they share is a big ol’ bluff,
My views still hiding, can’t get enough!
(Verse 2)
"Engage with your audience, reply to each post,"
But when I said, "Hi," they ghosted me the most!
"Use trending hashtags, it’s a surefire plan,"
But mine’s just a bunch of random words, man!
(Chorus)
Oh, beat the algorithm, they scream and shout,
"Just post at midnight, that’s what it’s about!"
But every trick they share is a big ol’ bluff,
My views still hiding, can’t get enough!
(Bridge)
So I’ll dance with my cat, in a tutu and hat,
Maybe that’ll get me the clicks and the chats!
‘Cause all these “secrets” are just a big joke,
I’ll just keep creating, let the algorithm choke!
(Outro)
So here’s to the dreamers, the wacky and wild,
We’ll beat the algorithm, with laughter, we’ll smile!
Forget all the guides, they’re all just a tease,
I’ll make my own path, and do as I please!
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