Alien 3 - Nostalgia Critic

[@ChannelAwesome]

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[@thefantasticretroreviewer3941]

Will you review the Josie & The Pussycats live action movie??

[@thefantasticretroreviewer3941]

I hope You'll review the Live Action Josie and the Pussycats movie!

[@deshawnedwards6412]

Please review Scooby Doo: Curse of the Lake Monster (2010)

[@Jackal_El_Lobo34]

YES! I was wondering if you do a video on this sequel.

[@thefantasticretroreviewer3941]

@@deshawnedwards6412 Maybe he'll do both!

[@ScreenRant]

👀 I guess coming up with an alternative to "super easy, barely an inconvenience" is incredibly simple, hardly an obstacle to overcome.

[@Kumek01]

Ye ye ye

[@nonedefense8296]

you da man Ryan! your 30 second clips on your personal channel are my fav to show people who've never heard of you. major Tom skit changed my life.

[@jarrodedson5441]

Lololol....ur content are great

[@jarrodedson5441]

@@Achilleasgr Question

[@anethkiray]

I was looking for this believe it or not.

[@blackvendaeta7104]

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "My back, it wants you to get off of it" "Fair enough" That whole skit was worth the click.

[@Ooffoop]

BlackVendaeta It’s what Ryan George does

[@Warxoth]

Tbh solo Doug skits have been consistently amazing this year, to the point that I'm more excited to see what he comes up for the sponsor ad rather than the review :T

[@joesmith8624]

The skits are better with Malcolm and Tamara

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Not really

[@brianetie86]

Me: A pitch meetings intro would probably be too difficult for Doug to do. Doug: Actually it’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@catnerdadrian7601]

Me: wow wow wow

[@Ufe3d]

Hardly an obstacle to overcome *

[@Jennifer_Devote]

Dude I don't know if he's as funny.

[@Andres-.-]

Still bothers me the whole series started after being a successful small series on Jenny Nicholson's channel lol

[@RobVespa]

No, it was. This was a pale comparison of a fail rip off.

[@thatbloomer5642]

Seeing a pitch meeting in a nostalgia critic video is *TIGHT*

[@TheScarletSlayer]

He literally said pitch meetings by name and I only recently found out they exist. Idk how I missed that part , ive seen this video 3 times lol

[@Chemical_Argentum]

It sure is

[@wugglesx]

Ryan George would approve of this comment. I just hope he's seen this and liked it

[@woj8926]

No it's not. He just proved that it's not the formula but Ryan George's charisma makes this series. This was painful to watch.

[@theconductoresplin8092]

Inspiring

[@RipleyVSXeno715]

Poor Wind. He hasn't gotten much work since Shyamalan tried to make him scary in The Happening...

[@twilightman2816]

"I am .......... the wind." Remember the "Master of Disguise" review???? Apparently, Doug doesn't either.

[@LungsOutJem]

It's okay. He's still living off the residuals.

[@halledavisyt]

You obviously haven't seen Bird Box

[@bichaelf]

He had his day in twister

[@jessicaw9011]

hahahahaha

[@Snook1985]

I died at "Actually it will be simple. Hardly an obstacle to overcome" as I was listening for the "super easy, barely an inconvenience"

[@wolfieinu]

Rest in peace, buddy.

[@geardog24]

Having a Pitch Meeting/ Nostalgia Critic crossover is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@jtsleazeball2548]

Barely inconveniencing crossovers are TIGHT

[@legiongamer-works-podcaster]

O GOD PLZ MAKE THIS HAPPEN XD

[@coffeeveins]

“Hi. I’m the pitch meeting executive from Screen Rant. I listen to writer ideas so you don’t have to”. Writer: “Who are you talking to? And why do you have two dozen crates full of stamps all over your office?” Executive: “I Don’t knowwww...”

[@JW-do2wc]

Critic talking about having Newt being older because of pod problems instead of killing her off just because she got older in real life makes a lot of sense. Him explaining other things of how it could have been reminded me of him saying"I FIX THE MOVIE."

[@DOSRetroGamer]

Unfortunately the actress got really fat in her later years

[@jp3813]

@@DOSRetroGamer She never wanted to do movies again anyway.

[@jp3813]

How about just recasting her?

[@danielanderson8322]

@@jp3813 Especially if she's supposed to be older now.

[@jp3813]

@@danielanderson8322 She's supposed to stay the same age unless an explanation is given.

[@gabrielacarpio1323]

Everyone: *losing it over the Pitch Meeting styled intro* Me: Heh, that Hercules reference was tight.

[@Rogue.Rainbow]

Me: heh heh heh I liked that intro

[@asianmalaysian]

Im sure it was no trouble at all. Barely an inconvinience

[@vashstarwind36]

Hysterically hilarious intro. By George I say!

[@logandh2]

Hercules reference?

[@apollorock3r244]

Where was the Hercules reference?

[@FabledHeroes3351]

“In Space Nobody Can Hear You Criticize”

[@delightedrebel3346]

Allen In space no one can hear you in space

[@4Legacy]

In Space, nobody can hear you Jam!!

[@skylx0812]

_"In space no one can hear you do anal..."_ *cue creepy Mickey Mouse giggle

[@insanechopper5788]

J Double C XD

[@99999drake]

In this movie nobody can hear anything with so many whispers XD

[@rogue7723]

_Only Malcolm_ could make me feel invested in wind’s emotions and story.

[@Larry_Ibarra]

He should have won an academy award for his role as fart joke from the Master of Disguise review.

[@Sparrows1121]

Kinda makes me think of Klonoa for some reason

[@farahali3032]

Newt being dead crushed my soul.. and the way they killed her off was so insulting.

[@BleepingRelics]

yeah well, that happened. Life is unfair.

[@megamovieman101]

Bishop and Hicks too. And Ripley. All four characters deserved better.

[@trevorfrenk4137]

@@megamovieman101 yeah i was ticked off that hicks wasn’t shown more respect. Ripley only seemed to care that newt died

[@miller-joel]

@@BleepingRelics This is not "life." This is a story written by a coke addict. Literally. Not metaphorically, not exaggerating.

[@miller-joel]

@@megamovieman101 And EVERYONE ELSE. They all died for nothing, apparently. Remember how Gorman redeemed himself by going back for Vasquez? Remember Hudson? Remember Ripley's character arc, going from having nightmares from her first encounter, to fighting the f'ing alien queen hand to hand? Nope, none of that mattered at all. F this garbage.

[@falkofscrum]

That Pitch Meeting-intro was spectacular :D It was probably super easy, barely an inconvenience xD Edit: Thanks for all the likes, people :)

[@baronsengir187]

hardly an obstacle to overcome

[@randalgraves6979]

I think Ryan’s gonna sue somebody. Lol

[@maximumrisk2004]

Man, that would have taken me hours. I couldnt go through so much text so fast without mistakes.

[@AlphaLuna]

IT WAS TIGHT!

[@sophonax661]

It was incredibly simple, hardly an obstacle to overcome!

[@TheGrimStride]

I like that Ryan George is big enough to parody his Pitch Meeting

[@TakeruDavis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

[@greygust3936]

That part was tight

[@isabelh5561]

Grim And it was super easy, barely an inconvenience to do.

[@thescreenslaver8520]

Grim Parodying Ryan George is incredibly simple hardly an obstacle to overcome.

[@RyanGeorge]

is that a fat joke

[@ccgasdf]

Watching Pitch meetings is super easy, barely an inconvenience. Watching Nostalgia Critic is incredible simple, hardly an obstacle to overcome. Watching both at the same time is TIGHT.

[@MrSuperbeast92]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@matthewcooper4248]

WowowWOWowow.

[@Foxy02016]

Nullam quis yeah

[@Hessed3712]

Nullam quis Ha!🤣🤣

[@hmdwgf]

The extended cut of this movie actually feels like a whole film, as opposed to the theatrical version, which feels like its missing a lot of necessary substance.

[@willcardona7712]

Which version is he reviewing in this video?

[@hmdwgf]

@@willcardona7712 Theatrical

[@miller-joel]

The Guardian: "So that alternate cut on the DVD special edition whatever it is - that's not yours?" David Fincher: "I don't know who did it, I've never seen it, I can't comment on it."

[@Aethryx]

Someone's going through every comment mentioning the extended cut as if they're butthurt that people like it, lmao

[@ChildOfChaos07]

So like most extended/director's cuts.

[@comichound]

“It’s an homage if we acknowledge that we’re ripping them off.” 😂😂😂

[@umalessing5291]

Fair enough

[@mattway18]

At he knew what people would say if they watched any of the Pitch Meetings

[@LuisSierra42]

Homages are tight!

[@goodnesswhy]

@@LuisSierra42 Yeyeye!

[@EvanSol919]

Wow, wow, wow, wow

[@projectbelmont7177]

Wasn't The Happening Wind's big break? Edit: Literally everyone else in the comments has already made this joke.

[@HeilRay]

And they’re all glorious bastards.

[@killerofzombs115]

Inglorious Basterds

[@jerok47]

If you're equating The Happening to breaking wind... I agree ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@GuardianGrarl]

No, his road-to-everlasting-fame role was in Pocahontas.

[@jerok47]

Ripping "Pitch Meetings" off is super easy! Barely an inconvenience! 10/10 opening.

[@TakeruDavis]

Well, okay then

[@ImAFatNerd90]

Oh really?

[@RaelWander]

@@ImAFatNerd90 Yeah yeah yeah

[@thescreenslaver8520]

Jerónimo de Jesús No it’s incredibly simple hardly an obstacle to overcome

[@Kell_Craask]

@@RaelWander Ah, ripping off other's creative properties in a tasteful manner while still giving them credit is TIGHT!!

[@alexhrycaj8429]

I like the theory that Alien 3 and 4 are Ripley’s dreams in cryosleep.

[@gavinoconnorclarke5270]

I have the same theory as it could work for Neil Blomkamp's film, if that ever comes to fruition.

[@patrickoliver9133]

@@gavinoconnorclarke5270 I dont think that is ever happening not to mention the fact that Weaver will be 70 this year

[@MasterCharlie104]

Gavin O'Connor Clarke Yeah I think that project ended up getting canned after Blomkamp basically blacklisted himself with Eylesium and Chappie. Mind you I’d rather see his film than see Ridley Scott continually ruin this franchise with a never ending supply of shitty, shitty prequels.

[@maneckineckbeard1749]

Ooohhh, never heard that one before, but I likes it!

[@FizzleFX]

Soooo nightmares

[@midnight_dame1596]

The rob walker producer joke was GOLD😂😂😂😂

[@zsoul3367]

It was funnier when "Pitch Meetings" from screen rant did it kzbin.info/www/bejne/jojUpmtth9dsodE

[@maleficking6556]

@@zsoul3367 I think you're replying to the wrong thing.

[@goob_goob_gooby_goob]

"I hear they're having steamed hams" I still appreciate this joke even to this day

[@HeilRay]

You’re probably just hungry

[@Tyrone-Ward]

I don't get it.

[@Mark-xs4gi]

It's a meme from the Simpsons, just look for it online

[@FrankLightheart]

Cheer up, Wind. Your day will come when Shyamalan makes "The Happening".

[@thefreakmachine]

It was not the wind... it was the trees... ...one day Wind,...one day...

[@AlexeyIovchuk]

@@thefreakmachine There was a scene where the wind took big part.

[@wintersoldier164]

@@thefreakmachine what about twister

[@thefreakmachine]

@@wintersoldier164 I don't know if it qualifise: in Twister the Wind is actually the monster. Does it count?

[@wintersoldier164]

@@thefreakmachine give wind something, for wind

[@lizodonnell9436]

I just want to say this video inspired me to watch the Screen Rant Pitch Meetings and you’re right - they’re hilarious and the writing is incredible. Thanks for introducing me to that series!

[@DrDolan2000]

That's how I was introduced as well. Thankfully, these amazing pitch meetings have their own channel, now, so you don't have to be subscribed to Screen Rant, anymore

[@bryedtan]

Me too now I subscribed to pitch meeting Channel and Ryan George

[@Slayerlord0]

"What kind of animal would do this to my dog?" Peta.

[@junior214223]

Araki

[@phreakazoith2237]

don't worry about your dog - the facehugger picked a bull instead of the dog

[@Dragonmongamer]

Phreak Azoith in a different movie version

[@maneckineckbeard1749]

Damn, that pulled a big ol’ LOL out of me. (Congratulatory slow clap)

[@Wishbone4evr]

Yep!

[@BugsyFoga]

Wasn't expecting a Pitch Meetings styled intro at the beginning 😄👌

[@thefantasticretroreviewer3941]

Me either.

[@David-nq8cv]

No one did which is why it's Perfect

[@thefantasticretroreviewer3941]

@@David-nq8cv Fair enough.

[@clarecarey2594]

Nathaniel Foga I don't like this and it doesn't work.

[@thefantasticretroreviewer3941]

@@clarecarey2594 WHy??

[@jokeofalltrades2838]

Wind: it's never me it's always a giant monster Sharknado: ok but what if the wind *IS* a giant monster

[@freedustin]

Twister: Am I a joke to you?

[@FelisTerras]

Perfect Storm: hold my rum

[@KennyLastname]

Clever.

[@MrVidman14]

Ghidorah: hold our 3 beers

[@maneckineckbeard1749]

BOOM! I commented about “Twister” and “Sharknado” as well. Glad to see I wasn’t alone.

[@TheChugg11]

“Congratulations- it’s an IT.” I was expecting to see the dancing clown/or Tim Curry honking bit over her scan for a moment...

[@maneckineckbeard1749]

I agree with everything you say Right!? You are not alone. I was SO primed for a jump cut to, “WAAAAA HA! WAAAA HAA! WAAA HAAA!”

[@camilogarciaylasaari1857]

@@maneckineckbeard1749 Can you imagine that happening in real life? You put your ear to your pregnant wife's tummy and you just hear "WAHA, WAHA, WAHA!!"

[@Terrapins360]

And the wind finally got his big break in The Happening. Thanks Shyamalan!

[@cottontail1039]

What about Twister? You can't have a tornado without strong, warm winds.

[@Terrapins360]

@@cottontail1039 if thats the case than that means that wind has been working since he sent Dorothy to the land of Oz

[@leahvithanage2473]

Wasn't Wind given a major role in The Happening by Shyamalan?

[@brianstraight9308]

Understandably, The Wind likes to keep that one off its resume.

[@plattytheperrypus5701]

It was trees

[@MegaTaylor12345]

Some guy who likes memes I thought it was the plants lol

[@brianstraight9308]

Yeah, but the wind needed to blow to distribute the toxins. There's scenes in the movie where characters are literally running from the wind.

[@MegaTaylor12345]

Brian Straight can we all agree the wind deserves a break in movies

[@dillanwherry6741]

it would be hilarious if ScreenRant copied Nostalgia Critic just like he did in the beginning😂😂

[@SharpDesign]

Pitch Meeting for Nostalgia Critic would be tight.

[@joshuareynolds23]

@@SharpDesign "won't it be hard to do a pitching meeting on nostalgia critic with such great content to go over","no super easy barely an inconvenience".

[@galaxygold5939]

Helloooo im Ryan George I remember it so you dont have to

[@kenbee1957]

Impossible

[@BrendanBarney]

14:20 This bit is so underrated! 😂

[@HolyRomanEmperor90]

It’s so fucked up, but that’s part of why it’s so funny. 😂

[@sebastianemond5313]

14:23 😰😰😰" *Get her awaaaaay!* " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@POGForce]

Still my favorite bit😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@ahabduennschitz7670]

@@HolyRomanEmperor90 Omg you explained part of the Joke and that makes it so much funnyer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Pointing out the obvious is so funny loooooooooooool

[@Cubana1981-t3j]

The part with Ripley examining Newt’s corpse is hilarious 😂. “Hi I’m Newt. I’m still alive and you saved me Ripley.”

[@MegaTaylor12345]

movierocks get her away from the corpse

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

Hilarious and sad.

[@maneckineckbeard1749]

I gotta admit, that part did make me feel a touch guilty...for uncontrollably bursting into hysterical, hyena-like laughter! Because really, what’s not to like about jokes involving the use of a child’s corpse as silly voiced hand puppets? That’s right up there with classic knee-slappers like Tarantino’s “shot in the face” sight gags, and Christopher Nolan’s Joker doing his “disappearing pencil trick!” Classic, classic hijinks, all of them.

[@hypatiastanhope4716]

😂

[@AcevedoVideoStore]

If Alien 3 was made in the mid 1980s. It will be called Alien 3D.

[@JachAnen]

or in the 2010's

[@liquorsnake]

Good grief

[@AcevedoVideoStore]

I agree.

[@joshuaadams-leavitt4603]

Goddamn we dodged a bullet

[@Locadel2003]

Like that shit of jaws 3-d

[@meamishere1166]

Bishop to Ripley: *"I like what you've done with your hair."*

[@StJimmy501]

"You had relations with her didn't you?" "I did." Im dying. 😂😂😂

[@exoticcreature3059]

But, but, he's on the honor system. XDDDD

[@thrawncaedusl717]

Only thing missing was “I appreciate your honesty. See, progress.”

[@powerrangernerd8122]

... ... ... "This prison sucks!"

[@dakat5131]

Turn up the volume to hear what the characters are saying, then get assaulted by a loud sound effect right after

[@kyoyamurasaki9169]

Every horror movie ever

[@exoticcreature3059]

What was that? My ears are ringing.

[@samuelikechukwu3891]

I think that's the idea behind the stamps ad

[@mutt9779]

That's what subtitles are P E R F E C T for.

[@jaydemo]

"knock knock" "Who's there" "My back, it wants you to get off of it" I'm dead 🤣🤣

[@guthax30]

Jay Demo i wonder how many takes they had to do when he inevitably messed up and said "My back, it wants you to get off on it".

[@jarrodedson5441]

@@guthax30 Question

[@linwoodsmith7045]

He needs to get waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off my back!

[@scottpilgrim1518]

Can we talk about how funny and talented Malcom is?? My boi is hilarious.

[@gaminggoof1542]

I know, poor wind

[@AriochStarr]

I love Malcom. He's my favourite actor other than the critic Himself.

[@jeffcase7827]

The prisoner skit was pretty good, I've always liked cartoony gags in live action, it makes it surreal and hilarious.

[@maneckineckbeard1749]

Amen to that. In fact, I’m pretty sure that he’s now become my personal mental representation of The Devil. (Sorry, Peter Stormare from “Constantine.” You still get the runner-up crown, though.)

[@SpaceCase132]

I’m not the only one who would want Malcolm to co-review a film with Doug in the near future, right?

[@ShinoSarna]

Poor Wind, chasing the glory days of Twister.

[@GoatPopsicle]

And, eventually having to whore itself out, as the Co-monster in the low budget Sharknado series, for rent money.

[@amberace]

He gets action in the Happening

[@johnathanholmes1297]

@@amberace But it was mostly the threes that killed humanity.

[@cjhepburn7406]

Poetry, u make that up yourself? Not being sarky.

[@ShinoSarna]

@@cjhepburn7406 I'm a wannabe writer lol

[@jennathompson4242]

MY SHOW NOW BITCHES!! -Rob Walker

[@mew10521]

i love that part

[@Kazzy234]

I wouldn't mind to watch rob walker to be The nostalgia critic for a episode or two.

[@PerovNigma]

They could do several episodes where Doug is briefly replaced by another actor. For example, Black Critic, Little Kid Critic, Animated Kitten Critic, Sexy Female Critic, Invisible Critic (who might just be a wall), and Cameo Critic.

[@MrKingvenom77]

The intro was super easy, barely and inconvenience. LOL. Love Pitch Meeting.

[@Boobalopbop]

Ripping off other youtubers is tight!

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

*barely an inconvenience

[@fairytailgirl123]

Wow wow wow

[@leomoreno7369]

But the chart says.....

[@sophonax661]

@@AverytheCubanAmerican I see this speeling mistake so often, it's weird

[@kykycupcake1]

Charity shout out I was literally diagnosed with lupus this week. Funny how things line up Thanks for the supporting it ❤

[@kykycupcake1]

@Angel Alvarado thank you. That's very kind of you. I'm looking into treatments now so hopefully ill be ok

[@sir_will_iam]

Probably the only KZbinr who does his own version of pitch meeting without undercutting what makes them funny.

[@marin3933]

"I am your biggest fan!" Now i want an Alien movie where the Alien spits out one liners 😄😄😄😄

[@kenrickkahn]

With Doug you don't know what you want until he give it to you..

[@mr.badguy8500]

You can always go read the Alien comic story about the Xenomorph that spat one liners, smoked cigars, and had a puppy. Sounds stupid, no? It's a bit more clever than it sounds.

[@rags-t-richards]

Holy shit I need to read this

[@Nicky2414]

What, Freddy Kreauger wasn't enough?

[@bradbovaird5274]

Ridley Scott: Guess what? Guy: We’re gonna make a kickass movie and inspire a Metroid villain? Ridley Scott: Yep. Guy: Wow.

[@AzazelZaphorOmega]

More like, we're going to nearly completely inspire Metroid from face hugging to one getting all maternal to bad ass heroine to Ridley the space pirate dragon.

[@edwarddore7617]

and then ruin it with Other M, the Alien Resurrection of Metroid games

[@BrophyTime]

Hey at least WIND got his own movie called TWISTER 🌪

[@PikaLink91]

Fuck I didn't even think of that!

[@tuschman168]

Eh... I guess that counts. I would have gone with The Happening. Although I guess there the wind and the trees are equally the villain.

[@geekdetritus5503]

They also had to "Stay ahead of it" in The Happening

[@Santiak.]

Haven't seen Alien 3 since I was a child, imagine my surprise when the explanation I (apparently?) constructed for the prison was that it was ONLY inmates with no way off the planet, and no weapons to hijack stray transports, so isolation and hopelessness led them to turn to fanaticism to try and survive as best they could, forced into cooperation by necessity, through dogma. I have to thank 7 year old me for improving my view of the film. Slightly. Even if it was a misunderstanding - not sure if I have it in me to rewatch to verify whether that is the case though :P

[@FirstnameLastname-bp2pg]

You have issues

[@Artemus973]

You were pretty damn smart for a 7 year old XD

[@DinkLink]

@@Artemus973 Yeah, total BS

[@miller-joel]

FINCHER: Seriously. I swear to God. She was like...what's her name in Peter Pan? She was like Wendy. And she would make up these stories. And in the end, there were these seven dwarfs left, and there was this f*cking tube they put her in, and they were waiting for Prince Charming to come wake her up. So that was one of the endings we had for this movie. You can imagine what Joe Roth said when he heard this. "What?! What are they doing over there?! What the f*ck is going on?!" '' [PREMIERE magazine May 1992]

[@AlfredSoul]

The intro is glorious! And that's coming from someone who really enjoys Alien 3...

[@robbiewalker2831]

I killed them all!

[@MouseGoat]

you monster!

[@AlfredSoul]

@@MouseGoat I got really offended there for a second, because I thought you called me a monster for liking the movie... Well, I get it now.

[@mrpell83]

I enjoy Alien 3, just not as much as Alien or Aliens.

[@AlfredSoul]

@@mrpell83 Yeah... I can get behind that.

[@tiltking9645]

I literally just started watching Screen Rant Pitch Meetings this week!! Good skit, Doug!

[@ChannelAwesome]

+Tilt King Pitch Meetings is the best!

[@usedtobemyself]

Omg me too!

[@j.monica8794]

"Its just The wind they say but its never the wind"😂😂😂 that made me laugh THE HARDEST this whole video . poor Malcolm

[@AtariDad]

Pretty sure Ripley's alien took longer to be born because it was a queen, and it only chose that moment to pop out because it could sense that it was in danger.

[@rnspurgn3015]

Don’t worry wind, you’ll have plenty of parts in the Final Destination movies

[@keyvan_a.z.8633]

Idk whether to laugh or cry for wind. I felt so sorry for him. :(((

[@chadandroid]

He gets royalty's from The Happening. So no worries mate.

[@Ghost26968]

Ryan George: *angrily rips apart Aliens 3 Pitch Meeting script*

[@calebjackson3895]

Fox: "How can we escalate the xenomorph threat after Aliens?" Warhammer 40K: "Giant xenomorphs, humanoid infiltration xenomorphs, biomechanical weapons and ships, global reconnaissance, infestation, assault, subjugation, and absorption..." Fox: "Let's make this one a dog."

[@masonwilliams1345]

At this point we need a R rated animated 40k series

[@Sonichero151]

One of those is a fetish and is the MOST frightening......

[@danaidhgille42]

I love that Ryan George is getting love.

[@undergrounder]

Oh really?

[@mhaze210]

Holy Shit that entire part at 11:57 had me laughing the entire time. "OK"...."I DID".

[@FlawedCoil82]

I agree! That was my favorite part. It's amazing how these stupid Nostalgia Critics can make me laugh harder than most modern Hollywood comedies. They have such an understanding of comedic timing.

[@feliciafenish7128]

Mark Hazleton same

[@fredlandry6170]

He’s hilarious 😂

[@miahconnor81jc]

OMG Malcom as the wind had me cracking up!! Thanks for that!

[@WokeDEMOCRATShaveASPD]

He was great in “The Happening”.

[@HeilRay]

The Weather ballon was also pretty great.

[@twilightman2816]

"I am .......... the wind." Remember the "Master of Disguise" review???? Apparently, Doug doesn't either.

[@HeilRay]

Wasn’t it the wind in Twister, oh and Wind was an accomplice in The Happening, carrying the suicide pollen plants were making.

[@supastar25]

Fincher won't even talk about hellish experience he had with the studio and basically everything to do with the making of this film anymore...it almost broke him

[@miller-joel]

And if he wants to keep working in Hollywood, he will NEVER talk about it. Not beyond the surface level.

[@Befuddled_Ostrich]

Copying your opening from Screen Rant is incredibly simple, hardly an obstacle to overcome.

[@ScarlettKatt]

Referencing a screenrant quote in your comment is tight

[@Ray-Guy18002]

Wow this comment must have taken a while to make Not really a barley an inconvenience

[@Befuddled_Ostrich]

@@Ray-Guy18002 I see you have quite the rye wit.

[@matthewcooper4248]

KaptainKatzyVA Fair enough.

[@jezzzieful]

A Screen Rant style Pitch meeting? A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

[@pladampa]

Yeah ripping off other people and losing everyone on your website is tight.

[@matthewcooper4248]

pladampa3 It's a joke you idiot. And what about the droid attack on the Wookies?

[@joaomartins2541]

Do fan scripition or do not fan scripition, there is no try.

[@LordMalice6d9]

@@matthewcooper4248 Unoriginality is the death of comedy.

[@isaiahortiz7299]

@@pladampa shut up

[@seanpatrickcain2]

12:50-13:31 Grandpa Simpson: Turn it up! TURN IT UP!

[@LoganHunter82]

"I did"... Jesus, Malcolm was great on that one

[@PedricCuf]

Cheer up, The Wind. There's a Ray Bradbury short story where you are the villain! The book is always better than the movie, anyway.

[@roguewave4514]

My god that Hades joke from Disney's Hercules was so awesome! XD

[@Gbari7]

I was going to mention it but I'm lazy and I was sure someone else did ^^

[@David-nq8cv]

21:06

[@Rhomega]

Well thank you for introducing me to Pitch Meetings.

[@juncodraws]

GIVE. THE WIND. A JOB. DANGIT.

[@CyberLance26]

I felt sorry for the wind at the end. Poor wind. :(

[@MrVidman14]

Godzilla king of the monsters

[@maneckineckbeard1749]

Someone needs to tell him that it might be time to give up his dreams of Hollywood stardom, and just move to the San Gorgonio Pass in SoCal. We have dozens of square kilometers of wind farms that are always hiring...and the pay for generating power here is better than anywhere else in the USA. Coal, natural gas and water would kill for a chance at SoCal Edison’s monopoly on kilowatt hour rates! Seriously- word is that The Wind has a labor union in Riverside County that offers killer benefits and a solid pension plan...Hollywood Wind should turn in his SAG card and join up. After all, in this economy, who can afford to NOT explore midlife career changes or job transfers, amirite? And I hear the wind farms even provide comprehensive on-the-job training: “Blow through the windmill vanes. Make them turn. Once they’re turning, keep them turning.”

[@FizzleFX]

pff ~ *blow* me :p

[@hansruhlmann454]

I just want to hug him 😢.

[@Dirtfire]

Alright, I was a little angry until you mentioned the Ryan George Pitch Meetings. Those are AMAZING! Good homage!

[@albertschoise8091]

@John Wesley Harding Ridley in the alien franchise is Tight

[@realsteel9877]

Holy crap a Pitch Meeting opening...😂 This is BRILLIANT!!! 🙌😁

[@NightLight9595]

that was him making fun of Screen Rant's Pitch Meetings

[@wstine79]

It'll be super easy barely an inconvenience

[@weareallbronies9031]

It kinda felt like david mamet wrote it.

[@pladampa]

Yeah amazing he ripped off someone's idea.

[@isaiahortiz7299]

@@pladampa calm down

[@Tomiply]

19:59 - Aww, this would've been the perfect time for, "I hear M. Night Shyamalan is looking for the wind to play a huge part in a movie, though." (The Happening)

[@mtndrew7854]

19:55 - "No, NO! This is my time to shine! The wind will have it's day!"

[@guthax30]

The Wind had it's day...it was called the world-premier of "The Happening" and literally no other day before or since. The Wind had it's day, and it blowed; it didn't shine. 👍

[@roketfingers]

It's also time for Doug's head to shine

[@dannyjorde2677]

its*

[@maxheadroom1630]

Great job on the pitch meeting opener, good laughs. Keep it up you guys =)

[@BLZ231]

Agreed

[@pladampa]

Garbage

[@pladampa]

Jew wario

[@isaiahortiz7299]

@@pladampa the fuck man

[@apollorock3r244]

3:54 Barry B. Benson: “You like jazz?” Nostalgia Critic: “NO!” Barry B. Benson explodes. XD 18:17 I hear they’re having steamed hams. XD

[@thescreenslaver8520]

APOLLOROCK3R I yelled “NO!” When NC did

[@FUSRODORABLE]

Thx for repeating what happened 🙌🏼

[@zachplummer625]

20:41 Yeah but she doesn't know. If they cut the scene you would just ask how the hell she knew everything. Plus it gave us a proper goodbye to Bishop.

[@comiccinema8177]

Then just cut the scene at the start that shows us how it crashed so we’re left in the dark until this scene. It takes way too much time to re-establish what we already know. Either that or cut this scene down so it’s not burning so much time.

[@therealbwells2024]

21:03 Love that Hades reference. Gold.

[@javierc.5837]

Brandon Wells That’s what it was; I knew I’ve seen it before, but couldn’t put my finger on it. Thanks for pointing it out.

[@black_leg_sanji6496]

Right!? Disney movies usually arent even my thing but I love that movie, and we all know Hades totallt steals the show

[@julymagnus493]

Plus its good to acknowledge the few good things that James Woods has given us.

[@suckypuckle9292]

Was it a reference? Seems too clever for Doug.

[@zachsolberg8797]

This is one of Doug's best openings ever! THE BIGGEST MOUTH-OPEN SMILE ON MY FACE

[@n13kpolk]

do a nostalgia critic on the Will Smith movie, "Hancock", next

[@WhaleManMan]

Nick Polk Except that movie is good.

[@lukereker3298]

Nick Polk he liked that movie though. There's an old video where he says so.

[@kenrickkahn]

Hancock is a good movie... Not Oscar worthy but it's a good movie..

[@MaxmadV8]

"Your head us going up the drivers ass. Your head is going up his ass and you drew the short stick cause you head is going up my ass" brilliant movie

[@LadanBeton]

@@WhaleManMan The review could still be funny, though

[@ColonelFrontline1152]

17:07 *_"Prepare to meet your biggest fan hahahahaha.......... I'll be up here all night because I'm going to kill your all."_* - _Xenomorph The Alien._

[@CodeeXD]

Yo the xenomorph scenes had me laughing so hard

[@SunflowerLotusXII]

This is one of the best openings you've ever done.

[@ExecutionStyleInc]

literally a rip off from another video about GoT

[@robertbaur3145]

doing a realistic impression of pitch meetings is tight

[@stephanybrown3226]

"It would be insane to keep these things going." Me: Haha.... Alien movies: We were supposed to stop?

[@95kingslayer]

Hay we got Alien Isolation out of it. The best of all Alien media.

[@lordkarasu2263]

Stephany Brown “never”!

[@user-cm9ef4fw7m]

Stephany Brown please show me your ears

[@AscendantStoic]

That opening, it hurts because it felt so real, that's probably what happened 😂 The knock knock jk was awesome too.

[@bmaster461603]

TheHunterWolf watch screen rant who does it all the time.

[@tdark987]

8:36 Ironically, that’s almost exactly the excuse Ripley makes up for requesting the autopsies. It’s cholera instead of dysentery, but just as ridiculous.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

_Alien 3_ Giorgio: I'm not saying it was aliens but it was ALIENS

[@MrAzkhare]

No no, that was the previous one.

[@lanyard09]

Hades reference was on point. 👏👏❤️❤️

[@deppheadsunited2924]

I just got done watching a pitch meeting before watching this. BEST INTRO EVER!!!!!!!!!

[@full-timeanimeman4341]

You and me both.

[@full-timeanimeman4341]

Which one was it before you found this one

[@2Scribble]

Was it super easy - barely an inconvenience?

[@imperialwolf7872]

I remember absolutely adoring Alien and Aliens when I was younger and I couldn't wait to see the 3rd movie. And then I got so excited when my Dad rented Alien 3 from Blockbuster and I couldn't wait to watch it. Aaand then the opening scene completely crushed me, so I barely even paid attention to the rest of the film. Talk about an epic letdown

[@deshawnedwards6412]

Please review Scooby Doo! Curse of the Lake Monster (2010)

[@lisnobody]

Deshawn Edwards I remember that film! I loved it as a kid

[@gregorymirabella1423]

oh good, i thought i was hallucinating because it's nothing like the other movies.

[@xxkori123xx]

Missed opportunity to have Willy Wonka shout 'MUMBLER!'

[@juhahaapala6835]

nii niinäät äitia jokon mun ja äitiin suhe on se että meillä ei oo era ku tähtii kumpiki mittaa maaailmaa haluasikko kuulla haluasikko oikiasti kuulla

[@notyournormalg1]

I was just about to say this reminds me of Ryan George AND THEN HE ACKNOWLEDGED IT! Darn it.

[@ThePa1riot]

“I feel sorry for the Wind,” is not a sentence I ever thought I’d mean.

[@Dragonpink2002]

For anyone interested the original 3rd movie pitch was just made into an audiobook with a full cast for the anniversary.

[@jakeyoung5079]

Thank you for commenting this!

[@kman2384]

Could you provide a link, please?

[@KristenDETW]

That's awesome, will have to look into that. Thanks!

[@PhoenixSheriden]

It was also a comic miniseries that just finished.

[@Dragonpink2002]

@@kman2384 It's an Audible original, I tried to copy the link but it kept bouncing me to the app. If you Google Audible Alien 3 William Gibson it pops right up.

[@andersgale9544]

Comedy gold as usual. Cheers from Taiwan!!

[@_NIKOS9_NIKOS]

10:18 I was expecting Rob to replace Doug for the rest of the review

[@vicentserrano9268]

But thank God it didn't 🤣

[@The12thDimension.]

That would be a great little change

[@KristoferPaul]

Wind had a role in "The Happening."

[@lordkarasu2263]

I mean...it’s not like a “dog alien”(runner)would be biologically simpler then a warrior(human)or a queen would be more complex and take longer to birth a a regular xenomorph right?

[@DeathKitta]

That's what I always thought!

[@matthewcooper4248]

Bear, lion, alligator, ANOTHER DOG? I can't believe you didn't take that opportunity.

[@PAINNN666]

PRISONERS

[@LORDMEHMOODPASHA]

12:18 The way NC says "You had relations with this woman didn't you?" had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@maxhatterschannel5140]

Me too

[@KidSnivy69]

"I did."

[@STRAKAZulu]

Bill: “I did not have... wait, I’m in the wrong room, aren’t I?”

[@miller-joel]

"What is a woman? I'm not a biologist." Supreme Court candidate.

[@CarloisBuriedAlive]

9:30 in Psycho, Marion’s death ultimately brings the people to the Bates Motel and the Bates house who will discover his secrets. In Nightmare on Elm Street, her death is blamed on the boyfriend and brings everything to action for the characters in the movie. Later on in Nightmare 4, the last of the Elm Street children are killed off towards the beginning so that the Alice character can start becoming the “Dream Master” - all early deaths that impacted the plot.