The first hour of this movie was so boring that my friend farted and it got more of a reaction out of the audience than the film itself.
@HOTD108_4 жыл бұрын
What kind of reaction did it get?
@-MrFozzy-4 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty certain I smelt that one
@rowdydirtyboy79843 жыл бұрын
Wow very funny. Very cool.
@sirrichter53363 жыл бұрын
Love ur music
@MotherLover19843 жыл бұрын
Uh-oh stinky
@Ruminations097 жыл бұрын
The sexual tension between Michael Fassbender and himself in this movie was the best part. It was genuinely hilarious.
@Psyteth7 жыл бұрын
PokemonTom09 Their scene with the instrument reminded me of the classic scene in Ghost with Demi Moore. The sexual tension was legit.
@jakedanielsen45127 жыл бұрын
PokemonTom09 I've always wanted to see Mike kiss Mike no homo
@graveyardrat77 жыл бұрын
PokemonTom09 yeah lol I was dying
@d487317 жыл бұрын
150%
@tatsuuuuuu7 жыл бұрын
did they not kiss in the version you watched? in the version I just watched they did !
@joshuaharris50327 жыл бұрын
Why did Michael fassbender and Michael fassbender have so much sexual tension in this movie like wtf
@smokydogy7 жыл бұрын
I dunno, why did that robot try to kill ripley by shoving a magazine in her mouth??
@calissaloricchio65017 жыл бұрын
no he cheated on himself by kissing the girl though
@shadowdroid7767 жыл бұрын
He probably hated himself for that +Calissa Loricchio
@watertommyz7 жыл бұрын
Because Ash was emulating the alien in its facehugger form, as he admired the creature. There's this whole in depth analysis about the film being about rape too. Take that as you will.
@smokydogy7 жыл бұрын
Look at this fucking nerd
@chernobog29967 жыл бұрын
Now I'm not gay, but seeing two Michael Fassbenders and then one Fassbender exclaiming "I'll do the fingering" made me question everything.
@kevlow94946 жыл бұрын
dxvilwxrk He also played a detective named HARRY HOLE. think about it
@CruelPizza2136 жыл бұрын
They actually removed it lol
@stackflow3436 жыл бұрын
If you're gay with _yourself,_ is that that still gay?
@alexisflores66786 жыл бұрын
stackfl0w would it also be incest? Selfcest?
@theonlychickensama83536 жыл бұрын
eatshitdie1 kinda incest, like twins... I think 🤔
@bladecrawler16847 жыл бұрын
For hybernation pods they made axe-proof glass, but a windscreen in a carrier's cockpit (that should be very sturdy) is easily fractured by light pecking from a xenomorphe.
@RexVergstrong7 жыл бұрын
"light pecking"
@Conns22397 жыл бұрын
That light pecking can go through a human's head.
@officialgoosestudios71517 жыл бұрын
Whitman Most pigeons can do that too. light pecking dude
@YouSoSpice7 жыл бұрын
Shut up, there was NO TIME
@SexycuteStudios7 жыл бұрын
I'll do the pecking.....
@JohnDoeSchmoe7 жыл бұрын
Budget: 97 million. James Franco's salary: 90 million. I have this from very unreliable sources.
@elliew67657 жыл бұрын
I have surge protectors now, you're telling me in the future they don't have surge protectors on their _super mega expensive and important spaceships?_
@elliew67657 жыл бұрын
I hate when lightning hits the rod on top of a building and the entire building locks down and detonates everyone's desk. It's probably a good thing that humans would never design something to work that way because that's dumb and makes no sense, especially a _super mega expensive and important spaceship_.
@Darkko887 жыл бұрын
Ellie Williams Wow, this really pised you off.
@Mace9076 жыл бұрын
There's no time
@Gibbypastrami5 жыл бұрын
well, solar flares on our sun can effect our electricity, so for a wave of energy to hit a ship, it makes some sense, its obviously plot convenience, but it isnt IMPOSSIBLE lmao
@tilemacro5 жыл бұрын
If i might add, it was a neutrino burst that supercharged and burned out all their systems. The director knows nothing of science, he just likes big scary words.
@mirandaphelps8607 жыл бұрын
It would be funny if someone recut the flim as a anti smoking PSA
@johnsmithy98507 жыл бұрын
Miranda Phelps So reverse Reefer Madness it?
@lordteensie61567 жыл бұрын
"this is gonna be the scariest one" apparently nobody remembers what watching the original Alien for the first time was like.
@itskazooie34614 жыл бұрын
Classic movie did you watch the thing 1981
@villageronps53174 ай бұрын
The original Alien was the only one that was really scary. Maybe the beginning of Aliens too before the xenomorphs come out of hiding.
@StratEdgyProductions7 жыл бұрын
You forgot how an alien 360 karate kicked Walter in the face. The alien knows karate....
@theearthisntflatpleasestop98996 жыл бұрын
Nah, that's not a fair criticism. The genetics of the aliens arising from the black goo and stuff is to be ultra violent. So... that neomorph instinctively knew how to attack.
@antiven0mYT6 жыл бұрын
NeEts of the world unite! I don't think 360 roundhouse kicks come genetically
@romolus72556 жыл бұрын
Alex Carey that's why David things they are a superior race. .. they are born with karate skills.😑
@jeangreffsbp6 жыл бұрын
Strat-Edgy Productions if dropkicking someone is not naturally into your instinct and moveset then there is something wrong with you
@jordangarcia4656 жыл бұрын
Guys, clearly this alien just knew how to check it's moveset and didn't need a training mode. Most living things have to train in training mode for a long time before knowing their moveset
@DrMrCreepz7 жыл бұрын
"We didn't leave Earth to be safe" nah, just to save humanity no big deal who cares if we die?
@paulssss54637 жыл бұрын
They werent the only colonization mission.
@tatsuuuuuu7 жыл бұрын
the version I saw didn't have that line nor did it have many of the shots used in this review such as daniels in front of the window or the microwave. so weird.
@tilemacro5 жыл бұрын
World war 2 soldier. "We didnt come here to be safe" Precedes to jump up and down on top of an antipersonel mine trying to flaten it like some soda can. Procedes to jump out of the plane without a parachute. Procedes to Slide tackle a tank. Its just as stupid in the movie.
@OMGmyFACE7 жыл бұрын
Danny McBride talking directly to the camera and a James Franco cameo? This _was_ a comedy.
@Gravitynaut7 жыл бұрын
Challah Bread People thought it wasn't? I wonder how they got through that Fassbender flute scene...
@snatcherofpeachs7 жыл бұрын
there was one where danny mcbride is yelling in frustration because the communications are breaking up or something and the other girl crew member just awkwardly stammers "stop... stop yelling at it. its not going to--it doesn't help" the delivery genuinely was comedic.
@thekornreeper5 жыл бұрын
Yup
@jesuschristwithajhericurl27395 жыл бұрын
*THAT* WAS THE END
@smergthedargon89746 жыл бұрын
>tfw Alien: Isolation is the best Alien-related material within this century
@zander27586 жыл бұрын
also the alien making a guest appearance on mortal kombat x
@benjaminshamel93835 жыл бұрын
PREACH!!!
@Charizarzar5 жыл бұрын
I’d be totally happy if the sequels were only told through video games similar to A:I
@Thumbdumpandthebumpchump4 жыл бұрын
@Follow the Damn Train /Neonblade You're allowed to be wrong.
@eval_is_evil4 жыл бұрын
Fuckin Agreed
@kingxerocole46167 жыл бұрын
The entire movie should have been David's story, shown from his perspective. He deliberately causes the storm, he deliberately sends the song, all to bring this ship to his planet. It would be about him "getting the orchestra together" to join his piano playing from the prologue. He's been tinkering and testing these aliens; they are born faster than xenomorphs, but as a result they are very weak, like soft-shell crabs. He needs new human subjects, so he brings this ship to his planet. He just didn't expect an entire colony ship. He cuts his hair to look like Walter before they ever see him (to avoid that ridiculous hair-cutting scene), he sends them data about the planet that obscures the storm and makes them think the atmosphere and flora/fauna are perfectly clean and identical to Earth. But they still wear helmets (BECAUSE NOBODY WOULD BE STUPID ENOUGH TO NOT WEAR HELMETS ON AN ALIEN PLANET) and start to doubt this place after the data they were sent about the storm and the flora/fauna proves to be false. There is no black goo, nothing goes into anybody's ears. David sends weak little neomorphs after them and they kill a few but are surrounded. He saves them, so they need his help. They get to his tower of terror and immediately tells them he's holding them prisoner and, if they kill him, the aliens will come get them. But it's a bluff, the aliens are all too weak, which Walter realizes. David manages to disarm Oram and force him over the egg, the facehugger gets him, and falls off before the crew find him. They just think he's unconscious so they bring him back to the ship. Walter finds David, they duke it out, David defeats him and cuts off his own hand and tells a still conscious Walter what he's going to do. So Walter will still be "alive" on this planet with the alien ship, which he might be able to restart and go after David. Plus, David is so vane, he can't bear to kill his own likeness. Before he leaves, David downloads Walter's memories so he can pass any test the crew gives him, which THEY IMMEDIATELY DO. They all get on board and go back to space. The FIRST AND ONLY TRUE XENOMORPH bursts out of Captain Oram's chest and runs around the station, killing everyone. Daniels defeats it. She gives David one last test because she's suspicious, he fails, and she tries to fight him off. He overpowers her and forces her into cryosleep. Now he's got control of the colony ship and is headed for the original planet with some alien eggs. _Fin_
@Darkko887 жыл бұрын
Nice plot that you've pitched there, but you forgot to mention the fingering.
@pastabird20787 жыл бұрын
I like that plot! You’ve got some good ideas there.
@zad_rasera6 жыл бұрын
Hey, this is actually better
@camojoe835 жыл бұрын
Except it's the wrong ship.
@skraminc5 жыл бұрын
This is really great. That's very concise tweaking that makes more sense.
@Crowley97 жыл бұрын
In a world with a bunch of identical-looking androids going around, you'd think they would have some kind of easy method of identifying them individually. A serial number on the back of the neck or a radio transponder or something.
@fredricbodhamn91826 жыл бұрын
Crowley9 well one was blonde and had emotions... and the other wasn't... don't question our methods of identification...
@Ebolallama6 жыл бұрын
John Smith and David was supposed to be gone. Still strange how they decided to make them look like one another when it easily could've been prevented
@I_am_a_cat_5 жыл бұрын
Because ridley Scott's writing, that's why
@zenbrown71445 жыл бұрын
Dumbass one of them has emotions. Easily identified.
@rowmagnvs5 жыл бұрын
**Activists begin to flood the streets protesting the lack of diversity in androids.**
@alt07997 жыл бұрын
Prometheus budget - $120 - $130 million Alien: Covenant budget - $97 million It at least explains the CG.
@Tamacat3887 жыл бұрын
District 9 is nearly a decade old and had 1/10 the budget but managed far superior effects work. Not that Blomkampf should have directed the guy has made nothing but shit since District 9.
@defunct3037 жыл бұрын
Andrew Heard *97 MILLION*
@fuckenps37 жыл бұрын
The CGI in Covenant looked incredible besides chestburster jesus and neomorph close-ups. Bad CGI is like lazy cheap 90s stuff, people need to stop being idiots.
@pleaserewind2957 жыл бұрын
Incredible?It looked fairly basic to me and I think all of the closeups looked awful. District 9 looked better on 30 million, this was not impressive considering it was RS filming it.
@pleaserewind2957 жыл бұрын
I just watched it recently, the cgi looks fantastic for it costing 30 million and being a decade old. The Mech suit still holds up.
@MarcAlcatraz7 жыл бұрын
*looks at spoiler warning with time stamp* damn thats like 90% of the video, this is the hardest decision of my life....
@CrasherX20007 жыл бұрын
Well the movie’s bad so I really don’t care
@Ilmaricinema6 жыл бұрын
You missed nothing tbh. A shameful Alien ripoff MADE BY Ridley Scott himself.
@thbtrinity72346 жыл бұрын
Gotta do what ya gotta do...👍
@tohruadachi97677 жыл бұрын
I still think that David was the best part of this movie. And was the best part of Prometheus too. Maybe it's because he feels more like a "blade runner" type villain android than an "alien" one. He is clearly in the wrong movie.
@jonathanw10196 жыл бұрын
Fassbender is definitely the best part of both films. Just the scene in the beginning of Prometheus where he's aboard the ship alone, watching Lawrence of Arabia, is incredibly interesting. If you look at David as a TE Lawrence type character, someone who occupies two distinct worlds and yet feels like he isn't a part of either, his character takes on a really interesting angle and depth. The creativity and desire to implement ideas during the war to fight the Turks. You could write a term paper discussing just David, while ignoring the rest of the movies.
@qBuju7 жыл бұрын
How did the guy who got acid on his face survive that? Didnt the acid melt through all the floors in Alien ? Like how did it not go through the meat.
@Alondro777 жыл бұрын
How dare you ask for continuity! These movies aren't meant to make sense! ;D
@dubiousfizzgig54166 жыл бұрын
Not to be a complete nerd, but it really does depend on the composition of the acid. I'm pretty sure there are acids that more quickly would dissolve something inorganic or at least react differently. kzbin.info/www/bejne/h368onmFadZ3aKc
@Gibbypastrami5 жыл бұрын
well, the aliens in this movie are earlier in their evolution, so the acid isnt as potent yet, at least thats what i imagine Scott was going for
@mcmasters14845 жыл бұрын
THE MEAT
@tilemacro5 жыл бұрын
@@Gibbypastrami I think you see more depth in this movie than the director...
@ZeacorZeppelin6 жыл бұрын
What pissed me off the most is where David ask Mother for music, he asks for "Das Rheingold act 2 entrance into Valhalla" Das Rheingold is only one act and "entrance to Valhalla" is at the end of the opera. If the film went so far to reference the opera, get the info right.
@alltheflavors9673Ай бұрын
lmao Scott is only good at stealing credit from his coworkers, anything else hes a mediocre nepo.
@VampageRampage7 жыл бұрын
"Let me do the fingering. You put your mouth here, and blow." I stood up and was like, "OH COME ON!" And then once David kisses him I said, "Well this makes way too much sense."
@ZachHighlights7 жыл бұрын
first 20 seconds, "Luckily I don't really give a shit." Adam gon' tear this one up.
@goatswag27447 жыл бұрын
"Then david kisses him and stabs him in the throat"
@andythrasher29767 жыл бұрын
The theater I was in burst out laughing when he said that.
@fluffthesergal76407 жыл бұрын
@internet drone - Fingering is where fingers go on a musical instrument, except maybe on Keyboard... Then it could be key-ing or fingering.
@affablevagrant7 жыл бұрын
You forgot the part where David kills all of the Engineers, thus robbing us of ever learning why the Engineers hate humans. **spoiler alert**
@r.alford36927 жыл бұрын
But he doesn't kill all the engineers, just the ones on that planet.
@Conns22397 жыл бұрын
We still gotta find out how the Space Jockey got where it was with Davids eggs in the first film. So hold your horses.
@Spooky799kil7 жыл бұрын
Affable Vagrant they hated humanity because we killed Jesus who happened to be an egineer.
@jordangarcia4656 жыл бұрын
Spooky799kil *obviously*
@norgepalm73156 жыл бұрын
@@Spooky799kil lmfao
@kresimirzvonko7 жыл бұрын
Worst part is after chestburster scene, alien stands up, and immediate david like he is some type of mother of him. And music didn't help either. Such a fantastic scene to ruin whole alien mytho.
@ЯношБан7 жыл бұрын
I got a Nuclear Facepalm on that scene.
@AVerySillySausage6 жыл бұрын
Actually lol'd. Can't believe Ridley Scott is that dumb.
@jordangarcia4656 жыл бұрын
Species that is supposed to be obedient to a queen and no one else: "I like this guy, I shall raise my hands as my pledge of allegiance"
@Brossicle16 жыл бұрын
K
@rowmagnvs5 жыл бұрын
I think it was just imitating him. It didn’t see it as a parent. David is artificial with no organic flesh. So it just copied the first moving thing it saw.
@coletrainhetrick7 жыл бұрын
Here's the thing about the walter/david thing at the end. His hair was cut perfectly like Walter's so it really, REALLY shouldn't have been David. Honestly it would be so much better if it really was Walter and he turned corrupt from David's words.
@targetdemographic12577 жыл бұрын
Coletrain Hetrick Still possible, there is no wound on his chin from being stabbed by the nail. But hey Scott may have just forgot, he is 80.
@PersianPrincessify7 жыл бұрын
or david could've ripped out some of walter's "advanced" model, maybe revert him to a mind more like david's
@YouSoSpice7 жыл бұрын
What words? "You blow, and I'll do the fingering"?
@burnthechrome7 жыл бұрын
You know it is David because Walter can heal his wounds. Walter even healed himself after being stabbed through the neck, so there would be no need to staple his face cuts or bandage them.
@russellhunter3637 жыл бұрын
YouSoSpice That sounds more sexual.
@LenFreak7 жыл бұрын
Hey Adum, will you ever make a video on 13 Reasons Why? I noticed that you gave it a 2/10 on iMDB and I'd like to hear an in depth review from you on it.
@WaterParkGuy7 жыл бұрын
The WTFreak Yesss! That show is so overrated!
@alexvietzke60277 жыл бұрын
The WTFreak I second this, the resistance needs a voice.
@Staticheadroom7 жыл бұрын
The WTFreak im in it as an extra. its filmed at a hs 15 min from me god i wish i didnt now though.
@aydinfjeldsted97167 жыл бұрын
The WTFreak that would be hilarious. As someone who has seen the show, it had potential to deal with a serious issue but I was disappointed and it reminds me of Cyberbully in someways. This would be a fantastic review
@1997residente7 жыл бұрын
Adam probably hated the thematics about bullying and sexual abuse,as well as the main character and her motivations...remember,if he hates one single character he will probably hate the whole story. He is pretty demanding at the moment of originality,characterization and motivations...that's why he can't enjoy many Blockbusters or tv shows...or movies in general.
@Irishlozcat7 жыл бұрын
My favorite parts of the movie were when the male characters say out of nowhere "hey that's my wife" and then not too long after they die. I swear you could make a drinking game out of this movie
@dramamine7556 жыл бұрын
The-Adventures-Of-LoZ-Cat i think that happened twice. brava
@XShadoWPaws7 жыл бұрын
Ridley Scott has this fucking annoying tenancy of trying to make Alien into Blade Runner, by which I mean he's desperately trying to make it into an allegory for the nature of humanity, really really badly. I find it way, WAY more annoying than Ridley Scott stealing Dan O'Bannon and Ronald Shusett's credit for creating Alien.
@alltheflavors9673Ай бұрын
Scott is an excellent thief and a mediocre director.
@fauxteal85027 жыл бұрын
I feel like Covenant did to Alien what Andromeda did to Mass Effect. Sure, it's a horrible disgrace for the whole franchise, but holy shit, it's so hilarious I had tears of laughter the whole way through it.
@eamk8877 жыл бұрын
But... MEA was good... :P
@fauxteal85027 жыл бұрын
God, I hope that's sarcasm
@RacinZilla0037 жыл бұрын
Edward Tigersoul "I enjoyed it," is different from, "It's good."
@Deadsnake9897 жыл бұрын
@RacinZilla003 Agreed. I enjoyed MEA because I thought the combat was fun. Literally every other aspect of the game was as satisfying as a cryopod failure though.
@otimo1446 жыл бұрын
wth are you talking about? Mass Effect Andromeda was a great game. I mean EA actually invested in a triple A big budget parody game... that takes gut.
@VarinderBhandal7 жыл бұрын
James Franco performance in this movie was lit as fuck.
@burningloki83057 жыл бұрын
Varinder Bhandal I wonder if he knew it was bad so he quit the movie or if they couldn't afford him for more than half the movie lol
@moregasmthepowerful29597 жыл бұрын
Quick science point. Neutrino's are particles that practically never collide with anything. There are currently thousands of Neutrinos passing through you right now but they nearly never interact with matter. Your first Neutrio collision occurs when you're about 14, that's how unresponsive they are. So, for a Neutrio burst from a distant star to cause an overload in the super high-tech space-sails, the quantity of Neutrinos would have to be so impossibly large, the number doesn't bear thinking about. Such numbers of Neutrinos don't occur in any known cosmological events, even Supernovae, so this plot initiation point is just silly.
@goosegoose53617 жыл бұрын
Moregasm the Powerful note: they have no charge and an extremely small mass
@Megamando937 жыл бұрын
Moregasm the Powerful maybe the neutrinos mutated? /s
@fuckenps37 жыл бұрын
It was just a science jargon plot device, you're not supposed to take it seriously.
@moregasmthepowerful29597 жыл бұрын
I disagree, in Science Fiction, Science is going to be present. And when choosing to use real world science, they should do their research.
@definitelynotofficial73507 жыл бұрын
I thought it was supposed to be a neutron star explosion or collision or something? Idk.
@creamithmanning26327 жыл бұрын
It's clear that you have ZERO taste when it comes to anime. This was another Miyazaki masterpiece.
@chasewilson36937 жыл бұрын
Everything is perfect about this comment. The profile picture, the name, the content. It all works together......GEORGE LUCAS WAS RIGHT, IT FUCKING RHYMES!!!!!
@justvibin10877 жыл бұрын
Xfurce What you on boi I want somm of dat
@reloadpsi7 жыл бұрын
JonTron You were almost as great in Yooka-Laylee as the game itself was.
@Snarfindorf7 жыл бұрын
Do people really talk about Miyazaki this way? I stopped watching his stuff after Ponyo, which was extremely average. His earlier stuff is breathtaking though
@reloadpsi7 жыл бұрын
Snarfindorf I for one thoroughly enjoyed his work on Dragon Ball GT.
@voydnaught13977 жыл бұрын
"Got your nose." Alien: Covenant in one sentence. Tragically bad movie.
@Arklay_Ishimura5 жыл бұрын
That's the term I've been mentally searching for since I saw the film lol. Tragically bad.
@charlesvan135 жыл бұрын
I'll do the fingering.
@MarcoRimoldi-g3w4 ай бұрын
In a literal sense, it's nihilistic bad. Like a bad Cohen movie. I wish it was a tragedy instead.
@cassiuseagen42077 жыл бұрын
"also the captain was james franco for some reason." hahahah that's exactly what i thought
@Dooger4147 жыл бұрын
Stretch anything out long enough, and the fabric will tear.
@Koolkids9227 жыл бұрын
Domenic Serena your pants dont fit?
@g.wilson5367 жыл бұрын
Domenic Serena What about Hulk's pants?
@PatriotDank7 жыл бұрын
Domenic Serena Tell that to my student intern essays where I have to write 200 words
@Thatguy72427 жыл бұрын
Trevor Werner What? What the fuck does that mean? Do you have to write 200 words for an essay? Is 200 words so much that the topic is stretched? In that case what type of boring fucking topic do you have?
@jayjaydeth7 жыл бұрын
I see your analogy and raise you taffy.
@SCARFACE95117 жыл бұрын
the scene that made me go "Wtf" was when the first guy was spazzing out and the lady locked in the room walks up to him, and FREAKIN HUGS HIM! I was like "Wtf?!? this guy is shaking, screaming and spitting up blood and this lady walks up to him and HUGS HIM!?! WHYY??" but once his bones cracks from his back she then backs up scared and I was like "No duh lady!! what do you think was happening!?!"
@brambrouwer5357 жыл бұрын
I actually thought that she wanted to look at his back without directly facing it, I think it makes more sence
@SCARFACE95117 жыл бұрын
Bram Brouwer too bad she didn't lol she hugs trying to comfort him or something then boom. alien comes out. but the alien chargers to her, she kicks it while holding the knife, but as the alien charges the second time she uses her other elbow and arm to shake off the alien without stabbing it. Smooth.
@SCARFACE95117 жыл бұрын
Bram Brouwer exactly man! I can't believe they didn't even think of that but the audience and fans does
@davidwick7097 жыл бұрын
I think the hugging was her trying to prevent him from shaking.
@SCARFACE95117 жыл бұрын
ZephyrusFS haha well that didn't work clearly xD
@MrTrebleCleff7 жыл бұрын
Oh my god was there REALLY fucking Audi product placement?
@salehali95417 жыл бұрын
MrTrebleCleff the fact there is so much Audi product placement in many many many big movies especially Marvel really annoys me, I like cars and I like Audis but fuck they have shitty marketers
@skinnyman7 жыл бұрын
"I'll do the fingering" If you've ever had clarinet/flute/sax lessons, you'd know that's a genuine thing.
@graveyardrat77 жыл бұрын
skinnyman yeah
@Zanaki1137 жыл бұрын
And if you ever tried to pick up on context clues you'd clearly see it was put in as a sexual tension. Walter and David were 'gay'.
@d3sign3rmom7 жыл бұрын
Zanaki I don't think they were gay. David has emotions but tries to understand love. Walter was asexual.
@pillgrimm7 жыл бұрын
skinnyman For clarinet, there's also a thing called "tonguing" that exists
@atomicdancer7 жыл бұрын
I've taken sax lessons, and I'm really good at fingering
@fernithenoface89887 жыл бұрын
i got kicked out of the movie because i was laughing way too loud
@johnstifter7 жыл бұрын
when your IQ is room temperature you get booted
@russellhunter3637 жыл бұрын
ferni the no face You were too smart for the movie.
@sole__doubt7 жыл бұрын
ferni the no face You must have been cackling like a maniac
@umarhassan64906 жыл бұрын
r/thathappened
@norgepalm73156 жыл бұрын
@@umarhassan6490 reddit is gay
@ApocalypseMoose7 жыл бұрын
I will say this was better than the first After Earth.
@alt07997 жыл бұрын
Haha RLM reference I clapped etc etc.
@KimbroEntertainment7 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure there is only one After Earth...
@alt07997 жыл бұрын
Instant.Michael Bad joke. Just leave it.
@KimbroEntertainment7 жыл бұрын
k
@KimbroEntertainment7 жыл бұрын
After Earth will never be as good as Suicide Squad and The Last Airbender
@overlookers7 жыл бұрын
Hey Fam, Let's not wear spacesuits on this alien planet, I mean it has oxygen, airborne pathogens? pffft you're crazy. Also make sure we don't have a contamination protocol for the Med-Bay :/
@dooplon50837 жыл бұрын
overlookers Apparently said protocol was just "lock it up"
@VocalMusicMinority7 жыл бұрын
Whenever your ship experiences a power surge you get james franco as a captain
@KatieVanHelsing7 жыл бұрын
I kid you not, when I saw Prometheus, the bit at the very end, where the baby Xenomorph pops up and then cuts to black, followed by the credits. I said aloud, in a crowded theatre, "You have GOT to be KIDDING me!" The theatre laughed. Thats when I knew that movie was in trouble.
@stopthephilosophicalzombie90177 жыл бұрын
It's painful watching your childhood icons being destroyed one by one. Ridley Scott is a genius director turned wrecking ball in his old age. Someone needs to take away his director's chair for good.
@supernintendochalmers33857 жыл бұрын
Xenomorphs are an icon of your childhood?
@puzzlebawce7956 жыл бұрын
Well we're talking about another movie. Try to keep up.....
@PyramidHACK6 жыл бұрын
You need to back the fuck up.
@jordangarcia4656 жыл бұрын
*Deacon
@DreamPurpleFloyd7 жыл бұрын
8:50 I'm glad I'm not the only one who found the slipping on blood scene hilarious. People where giving me confused look in the theater.
@coopj707 жыл бұрын
I was laughing so hard when the one woman was shooting at the mini-alien near the front door of the ship and kinda just shot all the explosives, and blew up the ship. You could NOT fuck that up more
@SilverSurfer1667 жыл бұрын
I thought David hated humanity because his father made him serve him tea that one time in the opening.
@jonasmcmillan7 жыл бұрын
That whole sequence with Daniel tied to the roof shooting at the alien and Danny McBride banging around that weird colliseum I was like, just fly vertical. Why are you driving this ship like a drunken sailor? Use the Y-axis!
@alvinderama31967 жыл бұрын
Its funny that the reason some people dying in Alien Covenant is due to their own stupidity.
@puzzlebawce7956 жыл бұрын
Alvin De Rama news flash water=wet.....
@slyfox33337 жыл бұрын
Umm... The flute scene was obviously there to show the difference between the 2 androids. It showed that David could create while the other couldnt.
@KenzLovesMovies7 жыл бұрын
slyfox3333 it also existed to show David REEEEAAAALLLYYYY wanted to fuck an android that looked like him.
@1r0zz7 жыл бұрын
+hyperRainbowLand that would make David even more evolved and fucked up if he can understand and produce sexual needs (and perverted ones at that, as considering oneself as the object of desire is fucked up) it would mean that he is creating a human-like Id structures.
@jeangreffsbp6 жыл бұрын
slyfox3333 actually when you consider that the Alien Queen is pictured in Prometheus,it means David knows how to create,but its still a imitation,he wants to be god,but in the end he still a robot,only imitating
@geert5745 жыл бұрын
Walter is proven the superior model throughout movie, David is essentially a broken robot and not a God was the message. His creation therefore is flawed too and he reinvents the wheel with no originality.
@JeffHoliday7 жыл бұрын
I am so glad you made this. This movie was like getting stabbed in the face with everything you love carved into a knife.
@melaniewhorehouse52977 жыл бұрын
ey boi
@stopthephilosophicalzombie90177 жыл бұрын
I think this movie and many others have signaled to the youngsters out there that all the old ideas have been raped to death and it's time for a total reboot of science fiction and Hollywood generally.
@chrisdooley64687 жыл бұрын
Best description of this I’ve read. Made me so sad and made me appreciate Prometheus even more
@evangilio67117 жыл бұрын
that feeling when youre watching past yms videos and he just uploads out of nowhere at the same time
@RandomKidddo7 жыл бұрын
>Quickie >18+ min. I'm sure he loved it.
@forentertainment32597 жыл бұрын
RandomKidddo It doesn't even say quickie
@SomersBugtopia7 жыл бұрын
Good job, proud of you, fantastic.
@ripthischannel59477 жыл бұрын
Damn straight :p
@thedominomaster1017 жыл бұрын
>getting things wrong >others correct you >dont change it >use greentext
@shredded__ham7 жыл бұрын
RandomKidddo I mean he did say on twitter that it would be a quickie
@potaterjim3 жыл бұрын
You know what the problem is? In old Alien, you had the plot moved when smart people dealt with a problem. Even breaking the quarantine in the beginning was a clever scene: it sets up Ripley as the villain, which gets inverted later. In Prometheus and covenant, the plot can't move forward until someone does something really stupid. The company that set out to find alien life refuses to tell anyone until they get there. The scientist who made the map gets lost. The colonists trying to find a new home just stomp around an alien planet inhaling all the foreign bacteria. The guy who didn't trust Michael Fassbender follows him into an obvious trap. Hell, even the engineers are stupid: the one that gets woken up doesn't use this advanced ship to just shoot down the enemy ship on a collision course. And then when he crashes, he for some reason wastes time to go throttle a lady by hand. These guys don't have guns? Or weapons? Or anything? Their entire defense relies on mutution goo?
@commissarmacksimoose43947 жыл бұрын
i found a plot hole (yay) you can see a xenomorph skull in predator 2 on a trophy rack, predator 2 is set in 1997 so by that point david couldn't have made the modern alien yet, so this means ridley scott is stupid or the predators can time travel
@schlimetime49387 жыл бұрын
Or Ridley is retconning it cause that shit wasjust dumb.
@epicwaba64247 жыл бұрын
Commissar Macksimoose Those movies aren't canon. It's been confirmed.
@commissarmacksimoose43947 жыл бұрын
oh yeah, that makes sense also
@commissarmacksimoose43947 жыл бұрын
hey wait nah, you can see in covenant that the original alien, the weird fleshy one, was part of a bio disease made by the space jockeys and perfected by david, chances are the space jockey was killed by the old kind of alien made by themselves
@jakedubiel84837 жыл бұрын
Commissar Macksimoose actually it was the skull of a Decon (the thing from the end of Prometheus) they existed way before davids time
@quintincunningham2427 жыл бұрын
Ridley Scott is the next George Lucas *and I mean this in a bad way.
@yutrops21936 жыл бұрын
Imagine how shitty blade runner 2049 would be if Ridley Scott was the director
@DarkAngelEU6 жыл бұрын
Have you read George Lucas' original scripts for the third trilogy of Star Wars? It's actually genius. Ridley Scott is not a genius, tho.
@independentrecord17395 жыл бұрын
I don't think you could mean that in a good way anyway.
@MrSolidBlakeGaming5 жыл бұрын
irwinisidro this is proved watching how many cuts of blade runner has edited and released
@simonamorim14057 жыл бұрын
Its insane how the original took so much care in making the alien as a species make sense in an evolutionary sense. its acid blood,breathing pipes, black colour, exoskeleton. But knwo its whole lore and history of how it was created makes no sense. great
@Balty_Burnip7 жыл бұрын
cchdz With certain suspensions of belief the creatures do work in a Sci-fi way, something most aliens in Sci-fi don't do.
@Coff1nf33der7 жыл бұрын
An alien species that evolved on a totally different planet would not have evolved, so it could perfectly "facehug" humans to implant them with parasites that can grow in a human bodys system.
@derkeheath51722 жыл бұрын
It was right around the time of the shower scene that I realized that no one involved in this movie had even a modicum of respect for the audience or the original film.
@khartog012 жыл бұрын
The guy who put his face in the alien pod was a marine. Apparently some of the crew were supposed to be former marines. I guess none of them suggest doing any recon or secure the area while the whole bridge crew wanders off star trek landing party style.
@drakejohnson26077 жыл бұрын
For some reason at 0:43, Adum saying "I was able to enjoy it as a comedy" and Fassbender's head turn matched perfectly.
@drakejohnson26077 жыл бұрын
And at 2:19. I guess that head turn just works perfectly with everything Adum says.
@condrad94493 жыл бұрын
it has been years and I still can't believe that woman left that other woman to die with the guy with an alien inside of him
@paulaburrows86607 жыл бұрын
A story that tried to be deep but, just had deeply stupid characters.
@stopthephilosophicalzombie90177 жыл бұрын
Same deal for Prometheus. Such a fucking travesty. I wanted to punch Shaw in the face most of the time. "I believe because I choose to." Puke.
@1997residente6 жыл бұрын
Cof cof *Star wars prequels*
@JarodM3 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@WMICx7 жыл бұрын
I imagine adam using windows movie maker for all his previous videos
@donm17197 жыл бұрын
WMICx Sony vegas
@LadyFan052 жыл бұрын
I love the way Adum paraphrases the dialogue between the characters! It's amazing! 🤣🤣🤣
@LoryskaEntertainment7 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else notice the reference to Arnold Böcklin's painting "Isle of the Dead?" When David was showing Walter Shaw's grave, the camera zooms out and the scene appears very similar to the painting.
@luc94507 жыл бұрын
I feel like the plants that make you turn into an alien are way more efficient than the face huggers. I mean think about it: you go for a wee and step on some plant shit, boom you hoste an alien. With the facehuggers you gotta go in a cave or something, go to a weird looking egg, let a facehugger get you, he lays an egg or something in your stomach, stomachburst alien shit comes out and eventually grows.(sorry if I didn't get everything right, I never really gave a shit about alien)
@Arklay_Ishimura5 жыл бұрын
Well you don't necessarily have to go into a cave. Keep in mind that face huggers are actually bio weapons intended to be dropped by Engineer Bombers onto precise intergalactic targets.
@Sm0k3turt2 жыл бұрын
They didn’t actually care about making an interesting prequel. They just sat in a room and were like “WHAT IF, instead of an actual sensible life cycle. You just breathe in some nasty plant and then die in a much worse way than the original” wow nice. It just feels like they wanted to one up the original. Which isn’t really possible. That chestburster scene is fucking amazing
@luc94502 жыл бұрын
@@Sm0k3turt it is indeed
@Sm0k3turt2 жыл бұрын
@@luc9450 I am really hoping that Fede Alvarez is gonna try to fix this mess lol. As a xenomorph, Disney and fox make me sad.
@luc94502 жыл бұрын
@@Sm0k3turt yeah, just gotta hope for the best I guess…
@MajerHawk7 жыл бұрын
You and redlettermedia for movie reviews are the only honest reviews I watch
@un-capital36667 жыл бұрын
+Trenton D >No moisture meter
@deltoroperdedor31667 жыл бұрын
UN-Capital my butthole, Edd
@un-capital36667 жыл бұрын
Wut
@deltoroperdedor31667 жыл бұрын
A mind is a terrible organ to shovel!
@un-capital36667 жыл бұрын
+DelToro Perdedor That's disturbing.
@shawnsears75907 жыл бұрын
This movie sucked. Its plot is that of a B movie slasher flick. People doing incredibly stupid things and getting killed by the monster/psychopath. I personally find it difficult to enjoy a film where nearly every character is an idiot. Short list of stupid actions and decisions: * Not using the shuttle airlock upon landing. * Exploring an alien planet without a vacc suit. * Letting a guy puking black goo from his lungs back into the ship without quarantine. * Not vigorously debriefing David as soon as they got to the city. * Allowing a woman to go off by herself (who gets killed). * To be followed by the captain who goes searching for her by himself (and gets killed). * To be followed by yet ANOTHER woman searching for the two missing people by herself. * The captain is ready to put a bullet in David at one point but 5 minutes later puts his face in front of a face-hugger pod simply because David says so. * Not fully debriefing Walter/David before going into cryo-sleep. * Not broadcasting an incident report before going into cryo-sleep. * Not installing a hazard beacon in orbit. * Not waking up some of the settlers to search and decontaminate every inch or the ship.
@catcher881 Жыл бұрын
2:53 that sentence scratched my brain in a very nice way. Thank you adum
@slothz50633 жыл бұрын
6:20 It was playing country roads because the engineers had Fallout 76 anniversary edition with the season pass preloaded in their ship
@callmetony43997 жыл бұрын
you know the alien characters are stupid when the most competent character is danny mcbride
@lilsneed43347 жыл бұрын
holy shit an actual video
@tomboz7777 жыл бұрын
Most obvious ending in cinematic history.
@ruden647 жыл бұрын
Bunny in the Box You're not wrong.
@M17-s7b7 жыл бұрын
This is a grumpy work of art, hope somebody puts the actual footage over it when the blu-ray comes out. That's the only reason to be excited for that release.
@reddseth97334 жыл бұрын
why cant the xenomorph just join in on the sex scene bruh
@Sm0k3turt2 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU
@SquidwardAF7 жыл бұрын
You didn't say anything about NEUTRINO DAMAGING THE SHIP. Is this youmoviesucks or idontcareaboutphysics in movies?
@Alondro777 жыл бұрын
If critics went into every single point the movie's science was wrong, we'd be here until next century. But most sci-fi these days is lazy crap. My god, the "Life" movie... holy hell was that laughably awful.
@TheTrueMerrio7 жыл бұрын
Oh, man, I loved that scene where the tiny Alien appeard as a full grown Xenomorph but in pocket size and did that Randy Orton taunt...
@Sm0k3turt2 жыл бұрын
Insane.
@ANIMALFLYER4567 жыл бұрын
When I went to see the movie, I was the only person in a 200 seated room, so I was just shouting 'run bitch' or ' pick up a gun moron' and laughing the whole time
@DrFrankenMax7 жыл бұрын
You know what really takes me out of a KZbin video's universe? When footage isn't available. ...And when notifications are enabled.
@hmartinspliff7 жыл бұрын
2:24 A jumble of unnecessary text? It's a nod to the original Alien movie which opens with a shot of the Nostromo and a "jumble of unnecessary text" pops up giving details of the ship name, crew compliment, cargo, and destination. This is such a bs criticism that it undermines the rest of the review because it shows such an biased intent to dislike the movie with no subjectivity.....
@beargirlgwen7 жыл бұрын
Could you please give your thoughts on Pirates of the Carribean: Salazar's Revenge? Pretty please?
@chazgiustina88707 жыл бұрын
Is it out?
@beargirlgwen7 жыл бұрын
Chaz Giustina In most places.
@alt07997 жыл бұрын
Probably not even worth covering. Is this what, the 5th Pirates movie to come out? People were sick of it ever since the third.
@aserillll7 жыл бұрын
Thijs Bragt Are you a brit? That's not the name of the movie in pretty much every other place. The official name is Dead Men Tell No Tales.
@stozico7 жыл бұрын
Aseril Pretty sure that the US is the only place calling it that. From what I've seen, it's Salazar's Revenge in many other places.
@pedrosoares5977 жыл бұрын
Hey Adum!! I was thinking maybe you could do a 13 reasons why YMS episode, or review, or thoughts on video in the future. I know you're really busy and stuff but I think it'd be a fun thing to do/watch
@CloudyAviation7 жыл бұрын
I was visibly angry in the theater, mainly because I expect so much out of Ridley Scott.
@MrMarioguy8887 жыл бұрын
I imagine this is how Ridley Scott conceptualized Alien Covenant: 'I've been given the chance to make another Alien film, Alien? Oh yeah, that was a film I made. *Watches Alien* 'I'll just remake that film, and then people will love the film as people didn't like Prometheus because there were no aliens, right?'.
@NukeDetonator7 жыл бұрын
It was the simple fact that he practically threw away the most redeeming qualities, aspects, and ideas that were presented in prometheus. I wanted answers, but instead he just killed their race along with all the answers in seconds of screen time and kills Shaw off screen. Fuck you too Ridley.
@certaindoom10277 жыл бұрын
ridley scott did not write the movie he directed it
@bornon187 жыл бұрын
Why? He mostly sucks these days. The only decent movie he made during the last decade was... Umm, Prometheus actually.
@certaindoom10277 жыл бұрын
what do you think is wrong with his movies?
@FangedBeauty5 жыл бұрын
I fricking love the cheap bossa nova jazz you play in the background
@kubia9907 жыл бұрын
Everyone in the theater literally laughed out loud when David told the captain to look in the pod. It was great.
@acarolinalobato6 жыл бұрын
I remember that when James Franco's charred body was ejected into space, I just burst out laughing (alone) in the theater. lol
@xbulmiruwu60307 жыл бұрын
This background music reminds me of Destroy All Humans.
@tigertim6207 жыл бұрын
Romeo Kim I thought I was the only that thought of that!!!
@refl96303 жыл бұрын
As an Alien fan, I really felt insulted. Prometheus at least looked nice. Ridley Scott has gone crazy for a while, but I never thought he was capable of such mediocrity!
@peacockpie53687 жыл бұрын
Background music is Walter Wanderley - Summer Samba in case anyone was wondering.
@colinwatt93873 жыл бұрын
I find it hard to believe that so many talented people can spend so much money to create an insulting cluster-fuck of a story like Prometheus. The fact that they followed this up by doubling down on the stupid defies belief.
@Dylanquinn6667 жыл бұрын
Shitty movie, and I saw the ending twist coming a mile away, but I really enjoyed the "Don't let the bed bugs bite" line. I was one of the minority who actually liked Prometheus and wanted to see where it went, but after this shit-show I'm done with this franchise. So much potential squandered.
@Megamando937 жыл бұрын
Dylan Quinn they really annoyed me with how they just tossed aside Shaw. There was potential in her and David's travel and they really let me down with that.
@Dylanquinn6667 жыл бұрын
+Senhor Spinelli It's not that's it's "not what I wanted", I actually really enjoyed the underlying philosophical themes. It was just that it was handled really poorly. He's going full George Lucas. +Jake Connelly I agree. She was a great character and deserved to be used better.
@PaterTenebrarum17 жыл бұрын
Dylan Quinn Funny enough, the more time passes, the more people are popping up to confess that they actually liked Prometheus. Some are coming around after watching it a second time. To be sure, it had its share of weaknesses... but I actually liked it as well and would also have preferred if that story had been built on. I think that's what Scott originally wanted to do, but because so many people initially complained about Prometheus, he decided to give birth to this abomination instead.
@Sm0k3turt2 жыл бұрын
What’s worse is that those 20th anniversary shorts were the best alien material in years. And then we will never get anything again.
@raptor15sc7 жыл бұрын
Daniels controls the big claw, not Tennessee (Danny McBride). Tennessee only releases it from its storage position so that Daniels can use it.
@yuibot59982 жыл бұрын
According to Juicy, the Alien was wearing a MAGA hat.
@vinceradical89103 жыл бұрын
it really should have been a banana peel that they slip on. banana peel = plot point
@Maladjester4 ай бұрын
Here after Romulus. It's a mark of how far my standards have fallen that I enjoyed the first half. Just the fact that, if I were trapped on a station with those people, abandoning them would have reduced my chance of survival rather than increasing it, was enough. Then the second half completely devolved into a greatest hits of the franchise collection. Surprised they didn't stick a Predator in there, because they did everything else. The audience kept on seal-clapping long after I had checked out.
@peiocamara24107 жыл бұрын
When they go to the new planet they clearly say that its a better planet than the planeta they were searching for
@scarqarly32657 жыл бұрын
"There's a plasma storm in the thermosphere"
@blahtomyblah7 жыл бұрын
i missed you daddy
@Howesenberg6 жыл бұрын
'The editors tying to DM me while I'm watching the film' - that is a crazy interesting way to look at it. I like you.
@probablynotmyname85213 жыл бұрын
The biggest surprise about this film was how bad it was and thats quite the achievement after prometheus.