Alien Students Learn The Real Reason Humans Are Banned From Galactic War | A Short Sci-Fi Story

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@hankt51
@hankt51 2 ай бұрын
Humans after getting banned by the Council: "We understand that the council has made a decision, but seeming as it was a dumbass decision, we've chosen to ignore it."
@georgemitchel23
@georgemitchel23 2 ай бұрын
I understood that reference...
@motorcycleboy9000
@motorcycleboy9000 Ай бұрын
That guy's *still* playing Galaga.
@arceejackson8936
@arceejackson8936 Ай бұрын
"That lifeform is living galaga. thought we wouldn't notice, but we did."
@erickmontes9514
@erickmontes9514 2 ай бұрын
Humans: "So we built a cannon that fires black holes" Aliens: "yea, you can't fight wars anymore."
@HO-os8ry
@HO-os8ry 2 ай бұрын
Humans:so you willingly choose fuck around and find out ...granted
@alexh3974
@alexh3974 Ай бұрын
YOu want to win.... or not?
@dominiccampbell181
@dominiccampbell181 2 ай бұрын
Council: You're banned from war, and you can't have any more advanced technology. Humans: You do remember that we still have this Black Hole thrower, right?
@CrazyJayThaNinja
@CrazyJayThaNinja Ай бұрын
I assume it was one of the very first things on the list of 'confiscated' technology.
@marsbase3729
@marsbase3729 Ай бұрын
The technology was confiscated
@ArgonianSkaleel
@ArgonianSkaleel Ай бұрын
they may have taken out black hole launcher but they forgot to ask about the planet crackers or the disassembler nanites
@MaybeUnavailable
@MaybeUnavailable Ай бұрын
@@CrazyJayThaNinja I mean... The only thing I can imagine being the response for "We are confiscating your strongest weapon that is actually the strongest in the whole universe" being "Oh, yeah? Come and try, see what happens"
@CrazyJayThaNinja
@CrazyJayThaNinja Ай бұрын
@@MaybeUnavailable Of course, and obviously. But in this story, for some wacky and unknown reason, that wasn't the responce.
@jwoellhof
@jwoellhof 2 ай бұрын
Council: Humans are willing to sacrifice everything in the name of survival. Humans: If we ain't gonna survive, none ya'll mutherfuckers gonna survive, neither.
@SauronsLeftNut
@SauronsLeftNut Ай бұрын
There is room in our grave for you.
@austinbel4557
@austinbel4557 Ай бұрын
Alien *taking vortex cannon* “Yeah you’re not allowed to have this technology” Human “How cute. He thinks we only built one”
@Skarrier
@Skarrier 3 ай бұрын
Aliens: "Humans, you should break the planet's blockade at any cost!" Humans: * Destroys the planet * Humans: "SIR BLOCKADE IS BROKEN SIR"
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash 3 ай бұрын
SIR BLOCKADE BROKEN AND BLOCKADE FLEET DESTROYED BY SPACE ROCKS! SIR!''
@alexzenz760
@alexzenz760 3 ай бұрын
Death korps of krieg🤔😉
@Arkon-sf3hp
@Arkon-sf3hp 3 ай бұрын
lol
@markmartinez6317
@markmartinez6317 3 ай бұрын
“Private, do you see that mountain?” “Yes, sir!” “I don’t like it.” “Yes, sir!” (Load’s artillery)
@chadrowin2956
@chadrowin2956 2 ай бұрын
@@Skarrier ALIENS: I Meant break the fleet blocking the planet NOT break the planet! Human: Pauses for a second in thought. "You said any cost. "
@emperorpalpatine2957
@emperorpalpatine2957 2 ай бұрын
Aliens: *look at vortex cannon* Wtf is that thing?! Humans: F*ck if we know, but hey, it worked!
@geoffreybell4545
@geoffreybell4545 2 ай бұрын
Human commander: Uh, how did we Doc? Human engineer: Uh, well, you got me, by all accounts it doesn't make any sense. Human Commander: Oh well, where were we?
@chiwar7178
@chiwar7178 2 ай бұрын
Reminds me of the antimatter slingshot from another HFY story... Some general telling humans to make antimatter injection manifolds for engines, but only a handful of words get translated: antimatter, throw, easy...
@asgardhomestead7076
@asgardhomestead7076 2 ай бұрын
its a system sized vacuum cleaner.
@benjin3993
@benjin3993 2 ай бұрын
I don't know what it's called, i just the sound it makes when it cracks a planet in half
@ceu160193
@ceu160193 2 ай бұрын
@@benjin3993 We just call it "efficient".
@seanmills1911
@seanmills1911 3 ай бұрын
Its not a War Crime the first time.
@kennethflegel5736
@kennethflegel5736 3 ай бұрын
😂 fat electrician or habitual line crosser?
@davidt.5513
@davidt.5513 3 ай бұрын
And if the enemy doesn't have a rule about war crimes
@Merilirem
@Merilirem 2 ай бұрын
At that level the word crime is meaningless. They didn't ban humanity because they broke laws. They made laws because humanity needed to follow them.
@kendrickstreetman3328
@kendrickstreetman3328 2 ай бұрын
@@Merilirem so we're the Canada of the galaxy? bet.
@jamesogden7756
@jamesogden7756 2 ай бұрын
​@@kennethflegel5736... Yes. 😂
@merrick1588
@merrick1588 29 күн бұрын
Humanity: Firm believers that "LLLEEERRRRRROOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYY....JENNKINNNSSSSSS!!!" is in fact a usable battle strategy
@raveolution1-m7n
@raveolution1-m7n Ай бұрын
"Okay, take our vortex cannon. We'll sit underground and build vortex shotguns. Black holes in birdshot format yeehaw! We'll see y'all later. Sleep tight!"
@JaredaSohn
@JaredaSohn 29 күн бұрын
😂
@m.jasondoty9062
@m.jasondoty9062 3 ай бұрын
"We build monster trucks for fun! We build top fuel drag racers because *pffft* we were bored! P!$$ us off, and see what we build!" -Christopher Titus
@PaulCoyJR
@PaulCoyJR 2 ай бұрын
We also cultivate peppers so high on the Scolville scale that they cause permanent damage, and we eat them for fun.
@HO-os8ry
@HO-os8ry 2 ай бұрын
Killdozers for everyone
@Brimshae
@Brimshae 2 ай бұрын
@@HO-os8ry Remember to reinforce your coolant lines.
@nevermoreraven4746
@nevermoreraven4746 Ай бұрын
And have a map of all sinkhole and basements.
@animefbi5460
@animefbi5460 Ай бұрын
Coalition: *Takes the Vortex Cannon* Humans: "Hey wanna see us do it again?"
@ivanc4906
@ivanc4906 3 ай бұрын
Personally, I’d be pissed to get banned for saving the galaxy lmao
@dusanradin5868
@dusanradin5868 3 ай бұрын
I wouldn't...i couldn't care less at that point....
@davidt.5513
@davidt.5513 3 ай бұрын
Nah I would be pissed to get officially deleted from the conflict. If they ban me okey, but everyone should know that I saved them
@ivanc4906
@ivanc4906 3 ай бұрын
@@davidt.5513 that’s a good point. Completely glossed over that. Those bitches. Used us like a two bit whore and then tossed us away lmao
@mycroft16
@mycroft16 3 ай бұрын
Clearly we were stronger than the council... and we just agreed to give that up.... because?! I say we deserved to be screwed over. Unthinkable that we wouldn't notice any of this happening. And have found out who. What agents did they plant here?! They're alien. Gonna stand out a little. We have a comms bunker so secret it's safe but not a secret research facility?! Too many inconsistencies.
@davidskala8738
@davidskala8738 2 ай бұрын
It's like banning the USA from war for using nukes to defeat Japan in ww2.
@mspionage1743
@mspionage1743 3 ай бұрын
As a human I know that myself and fellow humans would have been outraged if we went in, won a war, and then had this crap thrust upon us. If something like this truly happened it would be a bad day to be an alien since we ALL know how we would respond to such BS.
@davidt.5513
@davidt.5513 3 ай бұрын
Well, if any alien is reading this in the future just remember one thing: "Don't f around with us or you are fd". Or do you have any other thing that describes it better 😂
@markcarpenter6020
@markcarpenter6020 2 ай бұрын
Don't try to take our gun's. We don't like that.
@ashkboos1000
@ashkboos1000 2 ай бұрын
I won't be surprised that sometimes in the far future we realized that we were indeed considered the most dangerous race in galaxy, and we were exiled and pushed in the dark. Humanities potential for violence and, I will mess you up even if it messes me up, is too great.
@mspionage1743
@mspionage1743 2 ай бұрын
@@ashkboos1000 You know another funny thing is that the internet will seemingly be our standard of data collection and education for, probably, centuries to come now. Point being, if a full data analysis was ever conducted on earth and specifically us, they would find these stories here undoubtedly. How hilarious would it be if humans got a Chuck Norris reputation in the galaxy due to a few AI generated stories beefing us up as badass God slayers. That would be so hilarious. The ultimate troll.
@hawkticus_history_corner
@hawkticus_history_corner 2 ай бұрын
Kinda shocked we didn't use the Vortex Veto. It's a lot like MAD, just ... Bigger.
@rham5817
@rham5817 2 ай бұрын
The premise that humanity would give up its arms and tech after making a super weapon is the most unbeleivable part. There would be another war of the council pressed and likely because the council doesn't sound willing to win, humanity would bee making galactic law.
@БарриЛомов
@БарриЛомов 2 ай бұрын
Actually quite the opposite. As the first part of story progresses (Quarax`s lecrures), we hear these words about humans: "...in the heat of battle they unlished the darkness even they could not control". So, if we follow this - i can see human leaders accepting their own limitations willingly. And whole story will be great if ended somewhere here - "sometimes sacrificies are neccecary, and humans made the biggest sacrifice - their own ambitions". Maybe with a plot twist, that humans were secretly controlling the cousil. But instead we have this plot twist with top-secret cosmic level plan to prevent humans advancement. Which if followed by storie`s logic - was developed by humans themselves. But "Truth must be seen by all, no matter the cost". Even if that cost is whole galaxy torn apart, countless lifes lost and species brought to the brink of extinction.
@halonut96
@halonut96 2 ай бұрын
​@БарриЛомов cool theory but I can guarantee you that humans would NEVER give up the power that they acquired, it's a neat story but that's all it is, a story
@БарриЛомов
@БарриЛомов 2 ай бұрын
@@halonut96 6.38 "Their weapons were confiscated, their participation in war was erased". And for 500 years humans could not understand that they were being controlled, their research sabotached, artificially stopped from evolving. Geniuses that turned the tide or war in one generation and idiots in next generations for the next 500 years. And it took a "strong and independent woman" to enter badly guarded library with top-secret information, discover easily de-ciphered holocube with one of biggest conspiracies in all of galaxy`s history. Then leak that information, starting maybe even bigger civil war than the one humans won 500 years ago. It`s like 2 different stories.
@chevyyyyyyy
@chevyyyyyyy 2 ай бұрын
Humans already went through that with nukes, but look where we are, this video’s premise is just another, updated but amateur version of Earth’s recent past history.
@БарриЛомов
@БарриЛомов 2 ай бұрын
@@halonut96 sorry, by any chance did you recieve a notification about my answer to this comment? I am pretty sure I replied to you, but i dont see the comment right now. I dont know how it works: if comments are deleted do I get notification about it? I can see how the words and phrasing I used in that comment could be flagged by certain algorythms as being acceptable for removing if that comment would be reported. Or I was so tired and unfocused that i forgot to public the comment?
@matthewconner7800
@matthewconner7800 Ай бұрын
Galactic Council: “We have the legal authority to confiscate your technology.” Humans: “We have black hole guns. FAFO.”
@darrellhagopian9406
@darrellhagopian9406 3 ай бұрын
You can be banned from the olympics, you can be banned from Canada, but trying to enforce a ban on fighting a war would require, by definition, a war. This doesnt make any sense.
@malign3158
@malign3158 2 ай бұрын
It’s easier to enforce a war ban when the consequences are “don’t try to do war or your species will be wiped from the universe within days, and all other species are in agreement on this”
@PFPTHEGREATEST
@PFPTHEGREATEST 2 ай бұрын
Thank you, I was going to make a similar comment. Stopped about a minute in because the premise makes no sense. You can't ban that.
@Tipper16
@Tipper16 2 ай бұрын
And what about self-defense? Are we supposed to just roll over and die?
@MasonPayne
@MasonPayne 2 ай бұрын
And if you have a vortex cannon, you just roll over and hand it over? Or just stop using it?
@clintonsmith1114
@clintonsmith1114 2 ай бұрын
The only option to preserve even the illusion of a ban is to just roll over and give humans everything they want without hesitation. That would require the threat of war to happen though.
@KirkDavis1966
@KirkDavis1966 2 ай бұрын
And the humans just "let" the galactic council take their toys after they blasted the Crull? Yeah right.
@legacyplays6050
@legacyplays6050 Ай бұрын
And apparently the we didn’t have spies that already had this info that his young alien found in half a day of trying. And on top of that we didn’t know we were being genetically modified to be weaker. 😂😂 Ngl this one’s probably the worst one I’ve heard because it’s too unrealistic.
@motorcycleboy9000
@motorcycleboy9000 Ай бұрын
"Give us back the black hole cannon." "Come and get it."
@faellyss
@faellyss Ай бұрын
@@motorcycleboy9000 made one , can make another ........ bigger
@danielhaire6677
@danielhaire6677 Ай бұрын
All that means is that it was now outdated tech for us. We gave it back because we had figured out something better.
@mikemike6808
@mikemike6808 3 ай бұрын
Saved the galaxy too well and all of a sudden all our toys get taken and the threats of genocide due to how hard they saved em.
@joimumu
@joimumu 3 ай бұрын
Wouldn’t that be minor setback all things considered?
@thomasferris1905
@thomasferris1905 2 ай бұрын
And that's how 40k starts
@davids2551
@davids2551 2 ай бұрын
Humans stopped The Crawl and showed that one day, they would be equivalent to The Crawl for some future generation.
@ashkboos1000
@ashkboos1000 2 ай бұрын
Come to think of it, after WWII if EU was still strong and had strong standing army greater than USA specially after two nukes, they would have forced America to give up Nukes and push USA to the side as " you are too dangerous dude.".
@fakecubed
@fakecubed 2 ай бұрын
@@ashkboos1000 And then the next ten nukes we already had in production would be dropped in Europe. Army, smarmy. The US Naval forces at that point could have beaten all other countries combined, stopping anyone from getting close to North America to attack us.
@goatkiller666
@goatkiller666 3 ай бұрын
It’s adorable that student at a military academy think that they have access to encryption methods the Galactic Council. But sad that Earth’s spies didn’t already have copies of all this data.
@chrischang3002
@chrischang3002 3 ай бұрын
The story didn’t specify the level of the academy. Maybe it is like US War College where the students are high ranking.
@sheasmih9879
@sheasmih9879 3 ай бұрын
😅😅😊
@Lippdinos
@Lippdinos 3 ай бұрын
well, I always considered it was a matter of time until one Jr officer started recording an infantile gripe session about hiw awful hard beds and bad food are at the military, who would have ever expected, right, but right in front of a top secret display panel in front of the acme doomsday device before posting it on social media for his wife's bf to laugh at. I've seen similar attitudes coming from senior Sargeants even, it seems like maturity got kicked downhill together w the quality of hiring and DEI.
@2010zagadka
@2010zagadka 3 ай бұрын
If you knew anything about cryptography, you could create an encryption nobody can decipher for a very long time. A simple RSA-2048 encryption takes is estimated to take 19.8 quadrillion years to crack even for a Google data centre. There is no backdoor in the algorithm, so unless you know something, brute force is your only attack. Time doesn't scale linearly with key size, and you can always increase key size in RSA.
@kevinford2644
@kevinford2644 3 ай бұрын
​@@2010zagadkaYes and no to scaling key size linearly. The problem with simply increasing key size is we quickly run into key management issues. We have this data cube sitting in a dusty archive room. Where is the key kept? Even at RSA-2048 it isn't simply in anyone's head. That is to say keys need to be stored somewhere and where ever that is also needs to be secured. What would almost have to happen to use that level of encryption is they would have to go somewhere to check out the device that contains key and then go and read the media on which it is stored using the device with the key to unlock it. Of course that is assuming the cube has encryption that secure and they are not mostly relying on physical security measures instead. In that case, any key scheme that requires human type memory alone to unlock will never be able to be particularly complex.
@chadrowin2956
@chadrowin2956 3 ай бұрын
... You sleep and rise under the blanket of freedom we provide and then question the method in which we provide it. We rather you say thank you and be on your way .... Echoes of 'A Few Good Men' in this story :)
@joshheffernan3789
@joshheffernan3789 2 ай бұрын
You know jack nicolson was right when he said that even though he played the villian in that movie
@chadrowin2956
@chadrowin2956 2 ай бұрын
@@joshheffernan3789 It always comes down to cost-benefits .. what you want and what your willing to pay for it. Some believe the cost doesn't matter, and others think their are always better ways. Reality is often somewhere between.
@036JH
@036JH 2 ай бұрын
@@joshheffernan3789Except he condoned the death of his own subordinate when a simple transfer to a different post would have solved the problem. The inability to use existing systems to solve problems is poor leadership/management. Jessup might have had a point… if they were in a combat zone and keeping Santiago around would have obviously led to the deaths of more Marines.
@seiboldtadelbertsmiter3735
@seiboldtadelbertsmiter3735 3 ай бұрын
Humanity Are essentially Honey Badgers 🦡
@sdems6996
@sdems6996 3 ай бұрын
on drugs like cocaïne ketamin and there is probably more in the cocktail
@dusanradin5868
@dusanradin5868 3 ай бұрын
Wolverines,actually...
@m.jasondoty9062
@m.jasondoty9062 3 ай бұрын
​@@dusanradin5868"WOLVERINES!!!"
@DawnAdams-d5i
@DawnAdams-d5i 3 ай бұрын
@@dusanradin5868 wolverines on a quiet day
@dusanradin5868
@dusanradin5868 3 ай бұрын
@@DawnAdams-d5i Indeed,as T'ealc would say.
@Dutchman709
@Dutchman709 3 ай бұрын
Earth's spies probably knew about the plan, and had already defence's developed for it
@natashaj6611
@natashaj6611 2 ай бұрын
that's how I thought the story would go
@legacyplays6050
@legacyplays6050 Ай бұрын
@@natashaj6611I thought that it was going to be that every alien race just agreed no matter what we don’t get the humans involved in our conflicts something like that.
@drumdust
@drumdust 2 ай бұрын
The more HFY stories I read the more I realise once we get to the stars we need a Terran Empire, none of this joining a Galactic Union or Galactic Federation bs.
@Sujad
@Sujad 2 ай бұрын
Praise the Immortal God Emperor of Mankind.
@MFCSteele
@MFCSteele 2 ай бұрын
We were made in God's image. The stars are for sharing.
@Sujad
@Sujad 2 ай бұрын
@@MFCSteele It's mankind's manifest destiny to reach out to the stars and crush them in our iron first.
@TheOtherGreyKnight
@TheOtherGreyKnight 2 ай бұрын
This is how the God-Emporer intended it to be. None of this joining with xenos filth, only the perfection of the human form can be allowed to rule the stars
@Benjamin-yl4xl
@Benjamin-yl4xl 2 ай бұрын
I'm starting to think that Humans will be the violent race everyone is afraid of. We won't be a Star Trek Utopia, we'll be a Star Wars Galactic Empire or something like that.
@jonathanevans3853
@jonathanevans3853 2 ай бұрын
So effectively Earth is the Florida man of space cool.
@motorcycleboy9000
@motorcycleboy9000 Ай бұрын
"Humans! We do not approve of your methods!" "Yeah? Well, you're not from Chicago."
@christopherpetty3320
@christopherpetty3320 2 ай бұрын
Humanity are the Krogan of this sci-fi universe
@TheIRONSTAG
@TheIRONSTAG Ай бұрын
YES.
@kf4293
@kf4293 2 ай бұрын
Yah, biggest flaw with this story is the whole "they were too dangerous, so we took _all_ their toys away." Humans are, well, humans. If we had FTL, we _would not_ let it go. If that meant hanging on to our super ray gun, then we would. Well, if we have the Ray Gun, and the Council has already figured out that we're the Warrior Race they were looking for... they ain't taking our toys away without our permission. They _might_ talk us outta the super-gun with a lot of diplomacy, but our FTL? No, not happening.
@Khoukharev
@Khoukharev 2 ай бұрын
- Here, take this. - Is this yours? - No, this is yours. Mine are in the truck
@matthewconner7800
@matthewconner7800 Ай бұрын
Yeah, some human scientist from Alabama would have already drawn up designs for a eight-shot black hole gun that went “ping” after the last shot, just because it amused him, and we’re supposed to believe that humans would just say, “well, alright, take our weapons and tech.” Preposterous.
@kf4293
@kf4293 Ай бұрын
@matthewconner7800 "and then goes ping!" bro, I'm cooking dinner for my mother in law, then read this and started howling. She was looking at me like "what _are_ you reading?!"
@alexh3974
@alexh3974 Ай бұрын
@@matthewconner7800 M1 Galexarand. then you put the M250 cal with black hole ammo.
@Shinobubu
@Shinobubu 3 ай бұрын
This is what you call an ungrateful galaxy.
@m.jasondoty9062
@m.jasondoty9062 3 ай бұрын
This is what you call the Monkey's Paw alternative: you're going to get your wish, but beware the consequences of your request. As always, it's the third wish you have to be very aware of what you wish for.
@johnkochen7264
@johnkochen7264 3 ай бұрын
Spaceships always bristle with weaponry. Minds are always racing. Eyes are always filled with resolve
@Lvdlow
@Lvdlow 2 ай бұрын
Palpable. So palpable…
@jamesogden7756
@jamesogden7756 2 ай бұрын
Seems like ChatGPT learned overused phrases just fine. "Advanced technology....." But can it use a thesaurus? Noooo.
@flamboyantwarlock7101
@flamboyantwarlock7101 2 ай бұрын
Most of these stories are written by teenagers, if not AI generated. What can you expect?
@sheacd1
@sheacd1 2 ай бұрын
A toast to all the consoles and tables that died under the fists of our broken enemies.
@areformingamadon
@areformingamadon Ай бұрын
It's hard for me to imagine no human telling the council: You can have my vortex cannon when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
@DawnAdams-d5i
@DawnAdams-d5i 3 ай бұрын
so the history was hidden for centuries except to a hall full of students. Makes sense!!
@davidt.5513
@davidt.5513 3 ай бұрын
I think this place is for the most elite students, who want to have their career in the military. That would make sense
@Merilirem
@Merilirem 2 ай бұрын
These were the ones who were supposed to keep the secret. Not just some random group of art students.
@Toliman.
@Toliman. 16 күн бұрын
Not kept secret for centuries. Kept secret from these particular students. Same reason people don't know about the US's collection of Viruses and Pathogens, WMD's and weapons labs. Or, China's. Or Pakistan's. et al. If people knew someone could attack them at any time, they would be afraid and push their leadership to pre-emptively attack / exterminate. Conversely, if they didn't know, they might also pre-emptively attack too. So they need this to leak to the right people, who would be the ones in charge. Most likely it's on a need to know. Like Santa Claus or the tooth fairy. The 'truth' would be isolated to those in that particular class, sic. Hence the reputation and contrivance of it being a deeply held secret. This is a tactics course, after all. They would have to anticipate this technology coming back, there would be no advantages unless they also killed everyone who survived the war(s) with humanity, and any other witnesses. Just like the fact that genocide happened before we created a term, or recorded people's existence on a long-lasting tablet / stone. It's not a language problem, it's a storage problem. Prior to written language on stone, there were likely other civilizations that didn't make it, nor were they remembered due to some cosmic or natural disaster or just plain eugenics. Even bones don't last. So it's likely not a big secret. It's just hidden from those not interested, and once you know, you're kept out of the general population. After all, what would you say in this situation to family, news, friends, sic. Humans have planet-destroying tech, they've had it for centuries ? A smear campaign would then have to be launched to silence you, sic.
@jarigustafsson7620
@jarigustafsson7620 Ай бұрын
galactic empire: we ban these methods and weapons. earthlings: here's what we came up by lunch, an anti-matter wipeout all in one gun.
@guardsmanom134
@guardsmanom134 2 ай бұрын
"We never stop fighting. When we die, we just go to hell to regroup." Humanity, 2336 ad
@OzyWazza
@OzyWazza 3 ай бұрын
Warlike Alien Race Feared By The Rest Of The Galaxy: "We are the Big-Mega Nasty People! We have conquered half the universe!! Surrender and submit to our rule, or we invade and crush you!!!" Humans: "Uh-huh... and WE engaged in frequent genocides of subgroups of our own species, and are the only race that's known for using atomics on the one world that was habitable to us at the time to win wars; bring it." Retreating Aliens: "We'll be going now. We'll give you everything except our home planet... please leave us alone"
@AnthonyBowen-i7p
@AnthonyBowen-i7p 29 күн бұрын
Sounds a lot like Alan Dean Foster's books "With Friends Like These..." and "...Who Needs Enemies." where the starting plot has humans being locked onto their planet by a Galactic imposed force field because they were too violent. Now there is an enemy too powerful for the Council, and so they are revisiting Earth to see if humans have changed. A great read
@damnyiffers
@damnyiffers 3 ай бұрын
Humans learn with every success and failure. War hits us with the most challenges in quick succession. Therefore we learn the most from war and conflict.
@madmacstoo-w7w
@madmacstoo-w7w 3 ай бұрын
Isn't the Milky Way galaxy big enough that they needed to establish an academy in another galaxy, 2.6 million light years away? The whole story starts on a level of implausibility.
@JACCO20082012
@JACCO20082012 2 ай бұрын
Humanity kicked everyone's asses so hard that they had to go to Andromeda.
@pietburgmans40
@pietburgmans40 2 ай бұрын
Ok, as I understand it most of this story takes place at Space School... yet for some reason there's military hyper secrets in there, locked behind "biometric security" that gets fooled by... a student bringing someone else's keycard. Special USB with super secret data gets accessed by an unknown device and... doesn't trigger an alarm. Never mind that Lira's first idea to find out what happened to humans was "dig in the super restricted archives" rather than "ask the teacher who's been telling us about all of this for the past couple of days". And apparently Humans are still part of the galaxy at large, otherwise they wouldn't have allies and the technology to communicate to begin with. Fair number of iffy points here. Hate it when my suspension of disbelief evaporates.
@Buletspunge555
@Buletspunge555 Ай бұрын
Poor writing is poor writing. You sussed it out well. Don't be mad at yourself unless you regret giving the author your time. I bailed on it within 3 minutes because it was already shaping up to be child like and questionable ;).
@DRAONWEED
@DRAONWEED 2 ай бұрын
Paraphrasing a comment of chancellor Palpatine to Anakin," those who have power fear to lose it." sounds like this Galactic counsel.
@zaneelliot6963
@zaneelliot6963 2 ай бұрын
At the end of this story, Cartman should be heard saying, " Kick ass! "
@kenkleinsasser8165
@kenkleinsasser8165 3 ай бұрын
Authors of all of these AI ET/Humanity War Stories: ChatGPT, write me story where the Humans are basically the Canadians of the Galaxy.
@robertwhitehead8671HMCS
@robertwhitehead8671HMCS 3 ай бұрын
Well if ET wants WAR thay never signed the Geneva Suggestions did thay ?
@uwetheiss970
@uwetheiss970 3 ай бұрын
Why canadians? I didn't hear the humans in the story say "excuse me" all the time. What other stereotypes do exist?
@KayGoldammer
@KayGoldammer 3 ай бұрын
​@@uwetheiss970 poeple who invent war crimes
@uwetheiss970
@uwetheiss970 3 ай бұрын
@@KayGoldammer Which warcrimes have canadians invented? And what does "invent" mean in this context? Are this warcrimes only an idea that where never put into the real world?
@dabigork
@dabigork 3 ай бұрын
​@uwetheiss970 a large amount of the Geneva conventions is because of the Canadians look it up.
@stevenc49759
@stevenc49759 Ай бұрын
The ability to remove a direction. Is something only humans have the audacity to do.
@goatkiller666
@goatkiller666 3 ай бұрын
So this school and these students are in the Andromeda Galaxy. Which is a bit over 2.5 Million light years from the milky way. Any species, or collective of species that can live in one galaxy and speak meaningfully about the goings-on in another… If you can push a ship fast enough to cross that distance in a decade, you can launch asteroids the size of Manhattan at every planet in the Milky Way, at speeds close to, or even well beyond light speed. Not even a supernova can release as much energy as a simple rock moving that fast.
@erikjrn4080
@erikjrn4080 3 ай бұрын
If you're traveling in flat (-ish) space, and according to Einsteinian physics, you can't cross those distances in anything less than 2.5M years, no matter how hard you push. However, if you push very hard, you can bring a lot with you, and you and it will arrive at near light speed (>99%). An asteroid moving at that speed would indeed be destructive beyond comprehension. Clearly, though, the fictional universe for this story isn't based on subluminal technology. No unified, galactic civilization could function on subluminal technology, much less an intergalactic one. That means it's based on a hypothetical, superluminal technology. In fiction, those come in two variations: simply presupposed, and based on scientific speculation. Both tend to share a significant trait, though: the speed of light isn't exceeded, or even closely approached. Instead, they rely on some form of "short cut", be that through hyperspace, space warp, wormhole, alternate dimension, quantum teleportation, or other fictional, improbable, and/or impossible mechanism. You seem like a hard sci-fi guy. While no superluminal drive is rock hard sci-fi, some are closer than others. One of the closest is warp drives, which compress space, so that a spaceship can cross more space in less distance, effectively getting from one place to another sooner than its speed would allow through normal space. The primary limitation is then not how fast the ship travels, but how much it can compress space. If the space between the Andromeda galaxy and the Milky Way could be compressed to a meter, an average couch potato could hop from one to the other; no acceleration to speeds beyond casual jogging would be required. An example of a scientifically based, hypothetical, superluminal drive, based on the warp principle, would be the Alcubierre drive. If we accept the premise that the technology is possible, which we must, when discussing science _fiction_ (as opposed to science fact), it becomes perfectly plausible that a civilization could have warp drives, and yet be unable or unwilling to accelerate anything to beyond a tiny fraction of luminal speed, much less frivolously hurl Manhattan sized asteroids between galaxies at near light speed. Personally, I share your preference for exploration of the technology and science that would be required for a story to work. However, the absence of such exploration isn't the distinction between good and bad sci-fi, but merely the distinction between harder and softer sub-genres. In this case, the technology is simply presupposed, making it as soft as sci-fi gets. Your pwn isn't as good as you think. Also, you'd be surprised at the energy of some supernovae: if the energy of a supernova could be harnessed, we could have Manhattan accelerating away from us at a very satisfying rate, with no risk of it ever returning.
@davidt.5513
@davidt.5513 3 ай бұрын
@@erikjrn4080 But wouldn't hyperspace come close to the speed of light? I mean it is a dimension where objects travel faster than light. Or am I wrong?
@erikjrn4080
@erikjrn4080 3 ай бұрын
@@davidt.5513 _Hyperspace_ isn't exactly a well defined term, and exactly what it is varies between fictional works. However, when it's defined, it's more often as a dimension where distance works differently, than as one where speed works differently. In that case, things would be closer to each other in hyperspace. You'd jump to the point in hyperspace corresponding to your current point in regular space. You'd then travel a reasonable distance, at a reasonable speed, to a point in hyperspace that corresponds to a point in regular space that's unreasonably far from your starting point. Then you'd drop out there, and appear to have traveled faster than light. Of course, this is if the sci-fi author makes any attempt at describing some sort of mechanism, at all, and knows enough about physics to realize the demands of such a description. If not, hyperspace might be absolutely anything.
@plmokm33
@plmokm33 2 ай бұрын
@@davidt.5513 Yea it also doesn't exist as far as we know lol
@paddyfitz71
@paddyfitz71 3 ай бұрын
Sounds very much like the way goverment's around the world treat their people ya their bosses, the ones they purport to work for
@nzbidzel
@nzbidzel Ай бұрын
28:00 ALT : Meanwhile on earth the encrypted message was received in a secure facility, serveral minutes pass and the response was unnerving "We know, we have always known, and yet we choose to accept... we care not this should show humanity is not a threat, we act only in defense not aggression, and humanity will not be wiped "
@TheTwistedCam
@TheTwistedCam 3 ай бұрын
No. 3. Yay. Great story bro.
@kingdilbeck4590
@kingdilbeck4590 2 ай бұрын
Humans in the Marvel movies figured out time travel to save everyone.
@HettycTracyn
@HettycTracyn 3 ай бұрын
This story is amazing! I hope there’ll be more of it… maybe even an entire book/series?
@TylerSkaggs-rj7cq
@TylerSkaggs-rj7cq Ай бұрын
Will there be a continuation of this story? Its really good
@lawrenceburchett7411
@lawrenceburchett7411 3 ай бұрын
Yes nice, continue the story, please...
@Wolfen443
@Wolfen443 Ай бұрын
So this story is about what Farscape did in TV, but humans are heroes and feared.
@michalwintz7083
@michalwintz7083 Ай бұрын
Moral of the story don't mess with humans.
@ljubisagolub1234
@ljubisagolub1234 Ай бұрын
Why would the humans give up their tech and arms? This is how it should have gone. Aliens: “that’s it! No more war for you! Hand it over!” Humans: “Nuh uh” Aliens: “fuck you mean Nuh Uh?” Humans: *powering up Blackholethrower. Automatic mode activated.*
@gg3251
@gg3251 Ай бұрын
templar space marines: CRUSADING TIME‼
@BadMoonRising777
@BadMoonRising777 3 ай бұрын
I really want to hear the rest of the story, please.
@CrusaderSports250
@CrusaderSports250 3 ай бұрын
Is this the point where the princess puts data into a droid😊😊.
@WarBeasty
@WarBeasty Ай бұрын
Humans: "We saved your civilization! We suppose we'll go down in galactic history as heroes, revered and respected, right?" Aliens: "Yeah, about that.. We're gonna erase you from the history books.. we're also gonna take your technology and step on your progress from here on out." Humans: "Well, that's gratitude for ya, you jerks!"
@Not-Ken-Molestina
@Not-Ken-Molestina Ай бұрын
Sounds like the start of the great crusade of the imperium.
@jamesansley4679
@jamesansley4679 Ай бұрын
Glory to him on terra
@venerablebrothergoriate5844
@venerablebrothergoriate5844 2 ай бұрын
Never underestimate the human capacity for SPITE.
@johnkochen7264
@johnkochen7264 3 ай бұрын
Is this an exercise in seeing how many different ways you can spell Corax?
@davidt.5513
@davidt.5513 3 ай бұрын
That's what I thought 😂
@richardmiller3808
@richardmiller3808 3 ай бұрын
Love your enthusiasm and entertaining stories. Humans are the best predators on the universe bar none.
@dominickramirez8912
@dominickramirez8912 26 күн бұрын
@HFYFictions is there a second part?
@DeathclawJedi
@DeathclawJedi Ай бұрын
How TF Did you make this thing? Well sir that is a bit of a mystery. What we do know is it involved a 5th of Vodka, Tequila, and Scotch, A Professor Kreshnev A Doctor Gomez and some Space Trucker named Billy Bob.
@Neil-bw1qm
@Neil-bw1qm 20 күн бұрын
If any man think that he knows anything. He knows nothing, as he aught. I find that very powerful. I think...
@arceejackson8936
@arceejackson8936 Ай бұрын
Funny that they already sorta know but are shocked anyways.. thats adorable
@jarradjob8708
@jarradjob8708 2 ай бұрын
This one is AWESOME!!
@zaqzilla1
@zaqzilla1 2 ай бұрын
God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see. - Gunnery Sgt. Hartman
@jamescross6109
@jamescross6109 2 ай бұрын
These ai stories are the future. I predict in the near future, you'll be able to select a genre, set a few parameters, and have ai create a whole movie for you in minutes. The future will be flooded with this type of thing. Kinda cool, but it could devalue the industry.
@arceejackson8936
@arceejackson8936 Ай бұрын
Considering how the story went.. it seems like it could be at best a mess of plot holes and meaningless plot twists and suckerpunch storyline. Very dr suess.
@MarkSmith-zg5hq
@MarkSmith-zg5hq 3 ай бұрын
Galactic - singular- war? Which Galaxy? was the war fought in the MW where humans live? Galaxy this, Galaxy that! Which one?
@mycroft16
@mycroft16 3 ай бұрын
The council sent the fleet to Earth after we just spoke about humans being so dangerous because whem backedninto a corner they become extremely creative and even more determined? Great... dobthe one thing you shouldnt do. That will probably work.
@themysticaldrone4517
@themysticaldrone4517 Ай бұрын
The first half of this summed up is really just "Humanity space nuked the Ghorn from Star Trek"
@DennisKenneybees
@DennisKenneybees Ай бұрын
So the humans were able to defeat an enemy that the Galactic Councel could not but the Galactic Councel was able to defeat the humans and take their technology. Illogical.
@yoboyrob201
@yoboyrob201 Ай бұрын
This doesn’t make sense. How would they possibly take anything from humans after they defeated a race they couldn’t?
@fakecubed
@fakecubed 2 ай бұрын
You'll take my vortex cannon from my cold dead hands. Try writing a story yourself instead of using an LLM.
@davidbowers4270
@davidbowers4270 2 ай бұрын
If earth was americas military with the Tenacity of the French foreign legion
@jyndev4570
@jyndev4570 2 ай бұрын
The reoccurring theme in a lot of these HFY stories is the massive hypocrisy of the 'galactic community'.
@JACCO20082012
@JACCO20082012 2 ай бұрын
Holy AI generated story Batman.
@MarkSmith-zg5hq
@MarkSmith-zg5hq 3 ай бұрын
There are dozens at least of satellite small galaxies between the MW and Andromeda half around the MW and the rest around Andromeda and lots of other dwarf galaxies along the way.
@theseekerofancienttruth3873
@theseekerofancienttruth3873 2 ай бұрын
When do we get a Part 2?
@brihdratha
@brihdratha 2 ай бұрын
When the AI gets advanced enough
@HO-os8ry
@HO-os8ry 2 ай бұрын
Um who exactly would enforce this ban if humans are league's above they entire combined might lol
@pepleatherlab3872
@pepleatherlab3872 3 ай бұрын
Someone's been listening to 2112 over and over again. 😁
@josecarranza6516
@josecarranza6516 Ай бұрын
Hello, Is there a sequence to this stories...? This particular story seems to be open ended.
@nicksmith1849
@nicksmith1849 Ай бұрын
What is this from? Are there books?
@ab-du6sw
@ab-du6sw Ай бұрын
let's talk about something REALLY annoying like auto generated subs that you can't turn off.....
@kevingoodhope7768
@kevingoodhope7768 2 ай бұрын
If I were a human student in that room I would have screeched my battle cry.
@brianallen1839
@brianallen1839 2 ай бұрын
I liked it, thank you.
@Au_THOUGHT-FELLsans
@Au_THOUGHT-FELLsans 2 ай бұрын
Three words that strike fear into the council in heard from any human three simple words that mean nothing coming from others spell doom if spoken by earths native species *"Fine let's fight"*
@mugenokami2201
@mugenokami2201 Ай бұрын
I thought it was: hold my beer
@danieldoherty5695
@danieldoherty5695 2 ай бұрын
Oh cmon , humans are never going to let some bug eyed alien dictate to them
@ichigof6921
@ichigof6921 2 ай бұрын
Are we talking about humans...or Canadians? 😂
@amandahugginkiss792
@amandahugginkiss792 2 ай бұрын
Enjoy the Mjolnir inspired armour but a little disappointed that we still wear open faced helms that far in the future
@BLK03COBRA
@BLK03COBRA Ай бұрын
Did chat gpt write this?
@ashidokono6012
@ashidokono6012 3 ай бұрын
You should not try to force subscribers, if you're story is good will subscribe
@112313
@112313 Ай бұрын
Um...terran here sounds so much like some nation rn.
@-----REDACTED-----
@-----REDACTED----- 2 ай бұрын
Badly enough written that it could come from the writers of the Witcher, the Acolyte, or the Rings of Power series…
@keepcalmandenjoythedecline
@keepcalmandenjoythedecline 2 ай бұрын
I like the hair-do on that lady-soldier. Tara and Lira are strong and in the pendant lady-soldiers with lady-hacker supreme 5k¡115. They should get a hair-conditioner ad campaign. At least.
@pizzaelf
@pizzaelf Ай бұрын
A nice idea for a story. Unfortunately it has to many plot holes and is very shallow in some parts for me to enjoy it. :( For example: -The first lecture is just 'they made a vortex weapon and now they are banned'. If everyone understands the word 'vortex cannon' 500 years after the event, surely knowledge about that field of science is more common now than it was then. And laws restricting advancement in that field would be general knowledge. Same as we now have with certain types of uranium. -The second 'lecture' is in the early parts almost identical to the first one. Which makes it less interesting to listen to. -the main character/student is supposed to be part of the elite of the elite of students to even attend the course. Why would her immediate reaction be 'injustice, i must share this knowledge!' When warfare and its many injustices would have shaped her perspective. But we don't find out about her reasoning or dilemma. - the restricted archives with biometric scans ect. It is stated that she has acces to certain parts of the archive but not to all. If this is true then the keycard from a random facility member is not going to grand entry. And you can be sure that any acces to that part would be logged and send to the achives manager in a standard weekly update; exposing her. -How far is the school away from earth. Because seriously, instant transfer of data cross-galaxy? Random friend: hey i just found out about a serious crime from our government in a restricted archive. What reason (besides friendship is magic) does he have to not cut her story off at that point stating 'am i going to be expelled or worse for just listening to wat you are going to say?' -planning a galaxy wide uproar because of leaking counsil secrets, and the thought is just 'we could get expelled or worse' ? Nice nudge to hermione in harry potter 1, but still. Considering they are elite students, wouldn't the question be: is the fate of one species worth war which could posible see that species annialated? -random group of 'the most powerfull people on earth' in a bunker together, all because some 'student from an academy far away' has important information? Seriously, how dit she get to contact those people? And in such a short time? It is an elite academy so there could be students with contacts like 'my dad works at microsoft, he's well connected', but still, the story glosses over it and just conveniently magics the meeting & data drop-off into existence. These among other things are areas where i think the story could improve. Still, nice idea for a story.
@scottmcnulty70
@scottmcnulty70 3 ай бұрын
Write a story of aliens watching a game of Buzkashi
@madbombermike
@madbombermike 2 ай бұрын
Because Rugby is for Pussies!
@Tubewatcherdude
@Tubewatcherdude Ай бұрын
With all these ridiculous stories that are supposed to bolster humanity as an unstoppable race of intelligent savages when realistically if aliens did exist and decided to kill us off the would, watching an alien witness a helicopter fly would be priceless.
@castropanopanopalis
@castropanopanopalis 22 сағат бұрын
Not the worst story but a bit beyond the suspension of belief.... Molon Abe(Come and Take [Them])
@glarthmcdeth6791
@glarthmcdeth6791 2 ай бұрын
It’s ok, reminds me of the Demongate Saga/Trilogy (it’s been decades since I read it 🤷‍♂️)
@Ral_Sera
@Ral_Sera 20 күн бұрын
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