Aliens Laughed At Human GUNS, Until They Pulled the TRIGGER | HFY | Sci Fi Stories

[@WJSweeney]

With aliens having advanced intelligence and technology over humans, they would know that a piece of metal moving at 1500 feet per second would be very deadly.

[@MrGantron414]

Heres a hint. If the humans didnt ban something that horrific... what did they ban?

[@Bateman0983]

Sending a Ghurka into the enemy position is totally unfair. For the enemy.

[@lionelwhiskerknot]

Everyone loves the Ash Boomstick.

[@lantherashunter5781]

And they need to leave them alone

[@mikkelnpetersen]

Never underestimate a piece of metal moving at high speed.

[@timbuktu8069]

Next up A Gurka with a shotgun. Didn't there use to be an empire here?

[@mwhyte1979]

Alien observer: You humans are so primitive in the art of war. Same alien a couple of hours after studying human history: OH CRAP!

[@CosmicTales7]

@@mwhyte1979 😊💯

[@lesleygreen273]

Yeah, don't mess with the Gurkhas 😂

[@longrider42]

Ah, made the boom. Can you say Shotgun :)

[@norsehawk]

aah the old 'warcrime stick'

[@leaningr]

“Stick” or “SHTICK”?

[@darthbane5210]

Shtick

[@ryanhampson673]

If the aliens let us get to within effective shotgun range, something horribly bad has gone wrong on their end…And they’ve earned every shell coming their way.

[@TheGelatinousSnake]

“Boom… click-clack” is iconic but not the Warcrime Boom Stick 😂 The kinda trench shotgun used was somehow more brutal. You could hold down the trigger and “slam fire” it with each pump, basically firing as fast as the operator could chamber the next shell. Instead “Boom.. Click-Clack… long pause” it was more like: “BoomClackaBoomClackaBoomClackaBoomClacka” and only stops if the shotgun runs out of shells or targets.

[@CosmicTales7]

@@TheGelatinousSnake 😁👍

[@TheGelatinousSnake]

@@CosmicTales7I gotta say thanks for finding a story where the human weapon is actually more brutal IRL than the Story 👏

[@ngrader]

I'm starting to think this is made up. What American doesn't name their shotty?

[@marvettbrooks6742]

Mine was "Gerldine"😂😂

[@MrGantron414]

Mine is "Find out"

[@ZombifiedWatermelon]

I've never named any of my guns but I do have a barb wire baseball bat I named Kindness.

[@Ace2014Ace]

State issued, not personally owned.

[@ryanhampson673]

My 1942 Russian Mosin Nagant is “Ekaterina”

[@ApocGuy]

Well, given how one of the most advanced races in Stargate universe needed "dumb" human and their weapons to (temporary) destroy self replicating bugs, I'd call this a win situation 🤣.

[@HeWhoMurksWithOneLeap]

That's a .44 Magnum. It'll drop a whole Grizzly Bear. 💀

[@CosmicTales7]

@@HeWhoMurksWithOneLeap 😬😱

[@davidhenderson3400]

Wait until he sees what the humans call a flame thrower in action

[@CosmicTales7]

@@davidhenderson3400 💀💯

[@johncunningham4820]

Ah yes , the old " Standby Weapon " for when Harsh Language isn't cutting it . " Debate Over " .

[@CosmicTales7]

👍

[@jeffhall4228]

With practiced deficiency 😮😅😊

[@ignaciocambero9314]

gurkhas are not too terrifiying

[@PratosKS]

Wow, the AI reading this is horrible.

[@sdragut]

you had good material here but you made it boooring. you need better writers

[@CosmicTales7]

Thanks for your feedback. It helps

[@marcables-ls8rg]

It seems AIs like to talk a lot. It doesn't help the story and they can't spell consistently

[@diaperjoeisaped1723]

Just what earth needs. Some alien leftard trying to dictate what weapons the Terrans can use. The narrator's voice was a bit irritating. 👎