When Alien Students Learned Shocking Truth About Deathworlds Weapons | HFY Story

[@Skievy]

not even 3 min into the vid and i love the teacher and all his sarcastic assholary, he's perfect

[@erikjrn4080]

"These crafty, little murder monkeys..." I'm upvoting, right now. Whatever problems the story may have, that line will make up for it, and then some.

[@blackcrasanblade]

why does it fit so well

[@daochao7502]

Dude you have to keep this up that's the funniest story I've ever heard I've never laughed so hard in my entire life

[@jdavis9905]

I lost it at "crafty little murder monkeys"

[@TairnKA]

LOL!

[@markedwards6455]

OMG, me too, I should get that tattooed under my Service tattoo… I love that turn of a phrase…😂🇺🇸🫡

[@TairnKA]

@@markedwards6455 Along with, "Hold my Beer"? ;-D

[@MadaraUchiha-ol9mh]

A perfect description of mankind😂

[@douglascunningham6319]

Weponized a stick. My brain went, John Wick killed 3 people with pencil?

[@StrangeUncle01]

Can't live with them, can't live without them, probably because they'd figure out how to weaponize living without them." A truth was spoken. Be fren, or else!

[@toddchiles4272]

I liked the reference to hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, If you did not see it read the book , the movie was not very good. Fun story

[@davidwickboldt712]

The British TV show was much better than the movie.

[@beccabbea2511]

The sarcasm is brilliant. 😂😅🤣 Great story, it hooked from the start. 👍

[@jamesfry8983]

Every weapon can be traced back to a pointy stick.

[@cjandauntieyaya1446]

A few inaccuracies, humanity didn't discover fire tools. That was done by our ancestors 1.5 million years ago. It was due to fire being used to cook meat making the proteins more digestible and the fact our ancestors could sleep through out the night without fear of getting eaten. It was the use of fire that made it possible for the brains of our ancestors to evolve. Also, our weapon upgrades were based upon our ability to adapt by finding a better way to defend against the weapons. So you had to have both the offensive as well as the defensive mentalities in order for there to be an arms race.

[@MoxieMike66]

I'm former Armored Cav, M1Abrams Tanker. Everything on the tank would horrify them. Not to mention my personal weapon then, 1911 .45ACP. We had jacketed ball rounds, now you can get 230grain Jacketed Hollow Points that punch a hole you can throw a softball through. So yeah.....

[@beccabbea2511]

My husband was a former Armoured Cavalry Tankie. A tank commander on Chieftains, many, many moons ago. The longest kill shot, using the next generation of tanks, The Challenger, was made by someone in his regiment. In the Kuwait/Iraq conflict the tanks all lined up and fired broadsides on the move. Yep, he would agree tanks are horrifying. He said the Abrahams were excellent tanks, very high tech. Mind you on a cold night, when on exercise, he would turn the gun barrel until it was over the engine sling a hammock over the barrel and get all warm and toasty. I wonder what these aliens would have made of a tank?

[@niyablake]

Napalm, fire bombing , chemical weapons

[@KurNorock]

A .45 doesn't punch a hole the size of a softball. Stop lying.

[@MoxieMike66]

@@beccabbea2511 We used to put the main gun over the back deck max elevated, put the tarp over it, and have a heated tent from the turbine engine heated deck plates. Came in handy during REFORGER in the Winter. Actually had to use the sleeping pad under the sleeping bag it was so hot/warm.😄

[@EricMcConnaughey]

DON'T PANIC ! ( and never forget your towel ).

[@TairnKA]

lol

[@michaellinnet6095]

I about died laughing from the "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" reference.

[@keirfarnum6811]

Me no grok. You have babelfish?

[@EricMcConnaughey]

@@keirfarnum6811 And a Heinlein reference as well. Extra points.

[@Bateman0983]

"But wait there's more" Heard in the voice Billy Mays

[@Nicolette-g9p]

Loooove the humour!

[@way2dumb]

I really like Prof Zix Nax.

[@steveh5230]

great reference to a great story, this HFY the best I've heard in a while thanks 🌠

[@63701john]

Love the hitchhikers guide reference

[@MH5XXXX]

GREAT VIDEO

[@teresagoodman-walters7720]

Ahh, the great adventures of Sarah Chen, YET AGAIN

[@24tanksalot]

These videos need to be inaudible in audible books

[@davidl.leggate8186]

10/10😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@armandoa2484]

lol, great narrator, great sarcasm and great story 🎉❤

[@edwardwarner8256]

Watching these vids I've noticed that "palpable" is a very popular word....... as well as the name Zixnax

[@alexblankenship7831]

I'd love a story about aliens running into humans during ww2 or ww1, I want to know how people think aliens would react to those wars, and the technological upgrades in those few years

[@robertescalante1154]

I assume Dhaka means cowbell. ^_^

[@Aaron-io8vw]

Nope, It's the term the space orks in warhammer 40k use for firepower

[@acebuster4057]

Alien: look into the abyss and blink Human: look into the abyss and throw a grenade at it

[@jimsavage147]

I came across Sarah Chen before. As an adult she's a diplomat. Now I come across her again as a student with secrets. I wonder where this may be leading.

[@RovingPunster]

Another atypical success ... despite the plethora of other content out there that feels like generative AI drivel, this particular installment actually sorta works, and actually manages to be insightful and amusing. Props for that. However, I also couldnt help feeling the professor was just a mashup of a George Carlton routine with Doctor Proton or TheScienceGuy. So ... mixed impressions, but successful. I'll give it a B.

[@akuladoctor7355]

Seems like humans are the Orks of that universe.

[@treyriver5676]

Nukes when you care to send the very best

[@josephjaussi6423]

A douglas adams qoute!! 42

[@MH5XXXX]

i want one of those SWISS ARMY KNIVES HE HAS.

[@PocoToro]

The spoon 🥄, not the spoon.

[@hauntedmedic373]

The sarcasm is thick with this one 😅

[@michaellinnet6095]

Cool

[@Stellar.stories.h]

🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@salemnightlark8161]

The lecture was good fun but the act 3 twist was a bit too far. Its easy to go overboard with the power fantasy.

[@brianhughes2136]

Swiss Army knife: Wenger or Victorinox?

[@josephjaussi6423]

if you were a real human you would know!

[@sasud.5419]

the knife with the sharpest saw. the blade knife can be resharpened.

[@rairai3517]

Sounds like me , i know if i get into space and meet an aggressive alien he's either going to become my friend or dead .....just saying.....😂..

[@darkiee69]

And as dead he might become food as well.

[@rairai3517]

@@darkiee69 I like the way you think but I would have to test if he was edible wouldn't want to go down like puffer fish livers or polar bear liver ....just saying.....

[@danielbenyair300]

so much human slang...

[@ssnerd583]

it may have been a good story but i could not get past the horrendous AI .......w0w

[@paulaeg1]

At least the spelling was correct in this story. So many I have to just listen and not read along.

[@Jani-wr1dn]

Bow... meh.. it's more comlicated

[@danielbenyair300]

a towel?

[@redscouse7056]

Hitchhikers guide

[@ianmccartney1974]

Oh my sweet summer ... whatever gets right on my nerves .... overused much ?

[@sasud.5419]

Has the Ai a date or why is he in a hurry. I'm glad my englich is good enough to understand the speedreading👄🏃‍♀️. At least there is no dialekt. By the way.. the story is good.

[@darkiee69]

You can always set the speed to 0,75 if it's too fast for you

[@sasud.5419]

@@darkiee69 Thanks for your tip. Sometimes I do that too. To hear certain accents clearly. For example, when real people read, the rhythm of the language is more natural and always has a bit of dialect. I like both. It shouldn't be a complaint. Maybe it's also a way to squeeze as much text as possible into as little video time as possible.

[@astolfrodolfo9868]

@@sasud.5419 Am I the only one that watch these videos at 2x speed and can still understand and keep up with it despite english not being my mother tongue? My mother tongue is PT-BR Brazil by the way

[@sasud.5419]

@@astolfrodolfo9868 respect. I'll be able to do that someday. At least I'm working on it. Your mother tongue isn't supposed to be that easy to learn. I envy everyone who finds languages ​​easy.

[@krmusick]

TtV Crap.

[@KurNorock]

This was so obviously written by a know-nothing liberal who has no actual knowledge of weapons, and thinks that their tired, over-used sarcasm is a substitute for personality.