Aliens Laughed at Humans "Relic" Tank, Until It Roared To Life!

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[@krystalmae5557]

Even though the humans lost, they fought until the very end, choosing death and lost over being occupied, really respectful 🫡

[@unnamed1613]

This is just a typical interaction between the T´au and humans in Warhammer T´au boasting about how primitive and barbaric the Imperium of Man is until they realize the ground is shaking and the weird pointy mountain in the distance comes closer.

[@thedogethatgames]

I love how Zoltar’s interest in the tank progresses over the whole story

[@MrCRANE-kj8lq]

WE WERE BORN TO INHERIT THE STARS!!

[@marvenlunn6086]

I was waiting for the tank AI to start fighting

[@scott644]

Ah, but that would be an O.G.R.E.

[@marvenlunn6086]

@@scott644 or a Bolo

[@scott644]

@@marvenlunn6086 Ooh yeah! I'd forgotten that name! TBH I think a Bolo would be more appropriate.

[@cosmicdrift8311]

I've always wanted a Bolo Mk IV.

[@scott644]

@@cosmicdrift8311 Yeah, if I recall, those were the best. My favorite Bolo story was the one about RMML

[@matthewcutting9323]

wars aren't won by tech or skill alone but by the spirit of humanity an machine working together. An still hold true to this very day even if we use drones to win wars the tank still holds the title of war master of the field. Great story telling of human history.

[@larrythompson8630]

So they were ordered under pain of death to destroy, scrap every piece of human armor? But instead they rebuilt it? BTW what killed the humans?

[@larryhelstrom1881]

Government mandate.

[@lax4359]

@@larryhelstrom1881 We the humans killed ourselfs

[@krystalmae5557]

​@@lax4359the aliens did, they occupied earth

[@FRFFW]

Imperium spaceman The alien never hear about german engineering 🤣🤣🤣

[@nissen4700]

Are this a AI generated story channel? Because a lot of the stories sound similar.

[@thetoasterisonfire2080]

The writing doesn't seem ai. Just quickly written, perhaps from a template.

[@SilverSeraphim03]

My thought as well. All the new stuff screams AI ngl

[@trenttrent2786]

Most likely

[@Unbekannter_Mann]

These stories came from Reddit

[@michelleann1910]

If humans were so indomitable, why are the aliens talking about us in the past tense, like we no longer existed? Apparently we were wiped out anyway.

[@josephmccormick6294]

Even if they call this AI… it’s truly inspirational. I love hearing stories like this

[@arandomsystemglitch2398]

Good to hear that black magic is still in effect kinda nice to hear someone can "feel" the black magic spirits keeping the beast as ready to go as it can be

[@panzermkii7675]

Laughs in 'BOLO'.

[@gewalfofwoofia8263]

Ah, nice to see someone read the books

[@guardianofthetoasters2323]

May i know the reference?

[@Dawgsofwinter]

@@guardianofthetoasters2323 series of books by Keith Laumer and a few other authors. Mostly short stories but a few full volumes. Just look up Bolos. or the author's name. Basically, a Bolo is a tank with main gun's typically the sort of cannon you'd find on a Space Dreadnaught. Listed as a Hellbore ranging from say 60cm to 110cm on later models with roughly 4 second reloads. Sound scary enough already. Plop that gun in a turret on a 15,000 TON hull then start tossing in every secondary you can cram in without dropping her road speed of 80kph (50mph). Road being a loose term at that size. Bolos often left their own roads behind them. All this run by maybe a single crewmember and an AI. But the AI can run the tank on their own and often do until killed so hard that they're literally slagged and then still trying to keep fighting. A Bolo takes a lot to kill and will do even more to take the Dinochrome Brigades enemies with it. Many of the stories are of Old Bolo's after the war waking up with damage and fragmented memories attempting to hold and save what has already been lost. All in all, well worth the read.

[@TheTempest01]

The Bolo books were written by Keith Laumer.

[@jehoiakimelidoronila5450]

Are those two tentacly mechanics talking about the old tank's diesel engine, or it's "advanced" futuristic hybrid cousin? Was it a V8, V12 or a jet turbine?

[@FutureAIDev2015]

Jet turbine engines don't purr, they whine/scream. If that is the case and this is a diesel engine, that would make the tank that they restored even older than a modern-day NATO tank because as far as I know most of those use turbine engines. Makes the engineers work even more impressive

[@jeremycrenshaw9506]

Nukes > aliens we got like a thousand nukes on the earth. All you gotta do is lure them onto one place and launch all the nukes. Well maybe not all of them because there is enough nukes to wipe the whole planet of life but yea.

[@pitr80]

They all does not have the compatible systems with each other. Russian, Chinese, American, Korean, they all have others systems. Also, in this time od story its propably like maybe XXII century or evel Later. So maybe the nukes were removed from a service and replaced with something more destructive?

[@krystalmae5557]

​@@pitr80but remember because of the cloning, and their homeland being far away, they couldn't have really wiped them out unless they went to their own homelands

[@TarsonTalon]

'The Armored Revenant' -Possible title for an anime.

[@nemanjakuzet8777]

When they got anigrav technology on the T-59, it was "game over" for the 👽

[@TheTempest01]

For the Dinochrome Brigade!

[@victorfinberg8595]

i watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the rannhauser gate

[@altraxwagon3mcenturiesago469]

They'd be surprised that humans developed the internet in a span of 8 years

[@boqndimitrov8693]

a true poem about tanks! ❤

[@sky1luv793]

Dumbest bet ever. No time limit or parameters. Of course the engineer would get it to turn on. Lol 😅

[@SpaceAnimator_X]

Nice camaraderie they have those two.

[@angrycrusader3926]

Tank engine starts! Music starts play "ACDC If you want blood!"

[@TheTempest01]

Sabaton's Panzer Battalion or Ghost Division. Though if you are talking AC/DC, I prefer Highway to Hell.

[@TheIFerreiraoliveira]

wtf are those tanks?? A turret on top a turret with no gun lmao

[@tcat1705]

10;10 new baghdad sounds similar to call of duty advanced warfare

[@VariouslyCommon]

16:12 I-Indomintable?

[@Nightwatcher.666]

I,m New To This Channel This is The Second story I Have Listened too. very Cool. are These/.This One, a Short excerpt from a Longer Story? Great Job 88. Cheers

[@oneosix106decena]

Btw this maybe a Cold war tank Bevause modern day tanks engines are very silent like VERY silent The abrams sounds electric on how quiey the engines are you wont hear that shit comming

[@davidturner4824]

Great story.

[@omps1]

Loved this story

[@robertpennington1381]

All ready subscribed and I have no dogs. so there :P

[@Jeanie363034]

Great story 88

[@paulweber624]

how are you so prolific - these come out every 6 hours. are these AI written?

[@Refr1]

Pretty sure literally all they’re doing is running stories from r/HFY through an AI voice

[@Mglue3]

I just came in for this thumbnail. Im no expert but what looks like an IFV turret on top of a tank turret sans gun on top of the hull. IT BUGS ME!

[@rorygrime1202]

Who can see in future that tanks will be lighter more nimble quickly moving firing a laser.

[@ussnautilus1225]

What is the source of the story?

[@user-gp7ns1tz8s]

88 loved the story is there a second part to it?

[@FutureAIDev2015]

I would not be surprised if the tank they were working on was a NATO tank...

[@mahogany7712]

how do i read HFY in order?

[@DavidHarrison-bv9jm]

I think the tank was a M1abrams because only the turret of the M1 Abrams have a big enough turret to stand on

[@Diedwhilemakingwaffles]

A chair isn't as big as an Abrams turret but you can stand on it

[@TheyKilledSkeeter]

Yeah you can stand on a lot of tank turrets

[@Diedwhilemakingwaffles]

And "an M1 Abrams" not "a M1 Abrams

[@TheyKilledSkeeter]

Maybe the comment is really just a troll

[@Clinicallyconfused9]

Spacemad 😂

[@-shade_system_software-8728]

this is the best story of the 88

[@jasonsnider7605]

I don't have a dog for you to take. I subscribed anyway.

[@bwilliams463]

Here's your 88. I love tanks.

[@Cadimus-fy4pg]

Read the Bolo series by Keith Laumer.

[@Tsarbloonba]

Shouldve used fuel 😂

[@josecastro2912]

great story 88

[@VINNICENTE]

Lesson here if i think so Not everything is inferior aslong as its gonna kill your foe and built to last and kill These war machines are forged for battle

[@arnolfoabetriabucio9244]

Its inspiring

[@FinlandWithAGun]

i need the sauce because yeah

[@theneef174]

"Put 88" How many dogs answered this whistle

[@renediem5218]

You're butthurt much?😂😂, calm your rustled Jimmy feathers it's just Entertainment. If you can't Understand that then idk why you even came here.

[@theneef174]

@@renediem5218 theres 1 I guess

[@renediem5218]

@@theneef174 lol Alright kiddo, keep spreading your hate 👍 gl you bitter angry Boy😂😂. Your prolly one of those that are outraged by anything and everything 😂😂, must be a sad lonely life you lead.

[@GavinPelley]

Cheers to you. You are the best, and here is the 88.

[@shanebraden8482]

OUTSTANDING! SEMPER FIDELIS.....

[@majpain1223]

88 1 of the best stories I've heard in a long time

[@meekdook4236]

Vei-hick-leh?

[@aelfward]

88. More stories of courage and determination!

[@AaronKnight-fe1vm]

Then it exploded 💣

[@tinamarkwell6028]

88 i want to hear more

[@arasin.staubly]

Why "88"...?

[@MrKlopson]

Who wrote it? I want the whole thing!

[@Gxaps]

It sounds suspiciously AI generated

[@MrKlopson]

@@Gxaps you are the first person in my life, who is suspecting me to be artificial :D thanks Man!

[@Gxaps]

@@MrKlopson Haha, the voice in the video, not you. The image looks AI generated as well, the closest tank's barrel is uh... well, just look at the muzzle. The captions seem to be generated by AI as they are wrong in several instances, which is... odd to say the least, if this was written with blood sweat and tears by real humans, messing up the captions would be quite weird. And the story itself just seems so AI generated.

[@MrKlopson]

@@Gxaps ;) You are right, but the idea itself is so good.

[@ncox001]

@@Gxaps despite claims otherwise, it is undoubtedly AI-generated. The names, plots, language etc are all the same in these stories - I am getting frustrated at the damage being done to our intelligence by these absurd stories.

[@Gesnob]

🗿

[@tesmith47]

the humans were all dead??

[@rogueraven7603]

88. Good Tank.

[@user-vh9jn9mr1m]

lets go

[@FrankMeiser-yv4rn]

88 good story, what happened to earth?

[@jamiejones7325]

Yeah vast majority 97% ‘in defence of science’ against Ai. Is thus the same Zoltar from Second City either John Candy invading Melonville?🤪

[@larryhelstrom1881]

No. This is the Guidance Counselor that lives in a van, down by the river.

[@jamiejones7325]

@@larryhelstrom1881 🤣

[@Rohit-wc7go]

Why 88..?

[@GrimyBone]

Idk but from what I know 88 is used by neo-nazis as a "heil hi..." also by nazis in ww2 so its a nazi symbolism. In short a hate symbol. So him saying put 88 and ill heart it is very questionable...

[@renediem5218]

@@GrimyBone lol, yall got smth jammed Up your Asses or what? Not everything has to be political or viewed to seriously... It's Just a Story Made for Entertainment, If you choose to be butthurt over this 88 Thing and reference to real life crap then you don't Understand the meaning of Entertainment... Making me Wonder what you came here for? Just to Nit Pick and be offended by smth that Most likely wasn't meant the way your biased sub par brains and "feelings" percievef it.

[@renegadechabenauth2911]

🫂🙏88! Saluer!!!

[@thomasn3071]

88 how did the humans die out

[@KingsCampanion]

88. Great story.

[@justinfrench8619]

what game is this?

[@arandomsystemglitch2398]

Sadly it's not a game just a story

[@terryhaskew8785]

Is it a BOLO?????

[@larryhelstrom1881]

BOLO Stupendous.

[@A_tank_lover]

That's no tank, that's a thankfully obviously failed design.

[@carterwilliams93]

98

[@Mr.Gigger]

97

[@jamiejones7325]

We Aliens wholeheartedly support our greed and feminism ‘toxic masculinity’ campaigns amongst others. Public School official policy, Dissuade punish the following ‘masculine traits’ forbidden. Violence, competition, aggression, wandering, wondering, exploring, investigation, scientific, research, logic, reason, rationality…’ Go ahead, demand your local public school curriculum even just as tax payer not parent or student.

[@Michael-ep1ll]

There are only Three stories anyone can tell,just the adverbs and adjectives. Change.

[@buckfisherGBY]

88. I like these stories.

[@KevinMcManus-Fairfax]

ai generated bullcrap

[@Pincushion45]

That tank is probably similar to a soviet tank. Terrible gun depression, slow reload time, and honestly kind of crappy. It's too tall for me liking. It seems to have two turrets but one main gun?

[@DP-8964]

It's getting boring

[@terryhollenbaugh7150]

Good story 88

[@Kaliburz]

Eighty eight

[@cheeseymak2778]

NICE STORY 88

[@masterwolf3.04]

What’s 88

[@michaelharris-iw9bk]

🦅👍88❤

[@am-batakum]

I feel like these were made by AI