Aliens vs Ethnicities | King and the Sting w/ Theo Von & Brendan Schaub #17

[@nickyboy10]

“Pete Davidson looked like Ariana Grande’s mood ring there for awhile” 💀

[@daniellewillison4935]

Truth tho.

[@JoeM-ti9hk]

Theo "Ill say this man.... what was he asking?" Von

[@hombreleon]

Joe Joe I love it when that happens

[@jknox7050]

Brendan looks like someone who brags about being MVP of his companies softball team

[@ericrolle9544]

Good one lmfao

[@nr126]

No strength in that punch line ...

[@CraigW34v7b9]

Gang Gang

[@alexe831]

@Giraffe Juice yeah the highest liked ones 👍

[@kibster1000]

Crazy how it was 50/50 for the Past vs Future debate club. Also I love how Theo says "I guess we're happy here in the middle"

[@YoungJohnHolmes]

Theo the type of dude to just be a caring, respectful, stand-up guy

[@BlueprintsForHeadaches]

sebm I know I fookin hate dat sheet bruh🦖🧪💊

[@jacksullivan2402]

relax

[@elemenz888]

One that fucked Tom Seguras wife 15 years ago.....

[@gunsnwheels9214]

sebm who fucks women that are seeing other guys and also fucks women who are married to fellow comedians I.e. Tom Seguras wife Christina P. I have always thought he is so funny and I love him. But I lost respect for him for not being respectful for someone else's woman Sure the broads are just as much if not more to blame, it would be one thing if it was a one time thing, but he apparently is notorious for it. Look into it #theogate

[@DK-xk1jl]

Guns n Wheels dude look what you just took the time to write an essay about. Get your life together.

[@collinstover3089]

lmao the best part of all of these video's is when theo guesses people's name and its not even close!

[@DelToro7]

Just realized Theo's held more belts than Brendan 😂

[@HawkFightTalk]

Yiiiiiiiiiikes. Hahahaha

[@babbagecabbage7771]

"Oof!"

[@wobbe6624]

That was my first thought when it came up. Brendan was uncharacteristically quiet about the subject for exactly that reason i'm guessing ;).

[@MILEStoner86]

Lmao damn

[@jasonpierre5409]

Wow!

[@Duffington]

“ I wanna watch Dateline with someone and be glad that we’re still alive because somebody else got murdered”

[@ronanyeah]

brendans face hahahaha 1:13:39

[@comegetthathitter6935]

Brendan: Rogue's a thot Theo: She's a afterthot Theo's wordplay is second to none.

[@armandiic791]

Well look send some of those “don’t touch me” T-shirt down to Florida 😂

[@user-xq8uf3jx4l]

He and Tony hinchcliffe are the best at that for sure

[@B-RaDD]

Definitely the best line

[@cyrusjerome]

These two have the craziest chemistry. Im literally dying at every sentence that comes out their mouths. Pure gold, Jerry, Gold!!

[@yaipr12pr40]

😂 literally died 😱 after Theo refered to Brendan as " Michael Jacksons lil lava lamp" 😂😂

[@christopherbenton2732]

This is why aliens beat ghosts... you died & first thing you do is post a comment on YT, not frightening.

[@garbougesenior3486]

Theo Von always be like ... well I tell you this man... what was he asking again?? Lmaooooo Theo for Senate

[@PermanentHigh]

"Well I'll tell you this man. Branden what do you think?"

[@s36430]

Brendan looking like a retired back-up dancer for NSYNC

[@erockcapone9936]

Brendan looking like you

[@Apoplectic_Spock]

Brendan is Joey Fatone's kid brother.

[@CorbCorbin]

MJ’s Lava Lamp

[@Jadesfunnysvideos]

Kevin Federline lookin ass

[@Justagamer125]

I read this as retarded backup dancer lmao

[@JJStarcade]

Theo the type of dude to be concerned about your soul and take the time to humble himself so you know we're all less than perfect and have to love ourselves and each other.

[@wishmeluck4933]

Theo callin out the pediaphiles in Hollywood. Protect him at all costs!

[@_sowhat_]

notice how every time brandon changed the subject as fast as possible?

[@georgedelker4711]

Phil Ill (in a very nerdy voice) um actually hunters are the leading contributors for charities involved in conservation of wildlife.

[@Riosgirl98]

Theo knows what's going on - the dude beat downs so he has to know....

[@wishmeluck4933]

@@Riosgirl98 I know you're apparently Rios girl but in the words of Brendan "Big Brown" Schaub. You can GET IT!

[@thewolfofmainstreet6600]

🙏🙏🙏

[@Lenny-xg9un]

"I cant believe someone let you get a G.E.D" hahahahaha

[@Brandon-op9uf]

“Dustin let me hold the strap” Theo is funny without trying

[@sebastianGunnarson71]

How is that funny?

[@JJandoONER]

@@sebastianGunnarson71 if u kno u kno

[@justinr6439]

You ever met people so dumb they are just funny...Theo

[@whoswondering7911]

@@sebastianGunnarson71 Its not, at all.

[@0749Rockystar]

Brendan: She's a thot Theo: For me she's an after thought.

[@benjochambo]

Brendan looks like he’s working at his family’s liquor store.

[@damianbrown4834]

Bootlegging for uncle Tony

[@marcmcpherson909]

So good

[@lukeut8680]

Rest in Peace to our sweet prince Billy Conforto 😢

[@nickglttbaow]

@@BlueprintsForHeadaches I wonder how many of the ppl saying the Billy Conforto (RIP Gang Gang) stuff are jus fans from the Hot Ones episode lmao

[@Hustler96002]

Embankment gang

[@jasoncheron]

That CTE kicking in - "5 Ninja Turtles"

[@jg8366]

Theo is looking like Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

[@theogbunn7672]

This comment deserves all the likes.

[@stoneyardband]

Intricate- Immaturity yes

[@km297]

There's two Shaggy's and one of them is black with an afro I don't think you needed to clarify

[@jg8366]

@@km297 there may be 2 Shaggy's, but there's only one salty and it's you, boo boo.

[@gfoss7592]

Soon as Brendan said he looked like a character it popped in my head Haha

[@reiden3369]

I like when they have a longer convo before they start the segments. Feels less forced

[@nopenaw9835]

This is my favorite podcast ever. Makes me actually laugh on the worst of days.

[@noodraider]

This one was fucking hilarious

[@mememachine2357]

Same! I love Rogan but entertainment wise I roll with KATS.

[@auroraborealis13579]

So many laffs... Theo is fucking incredible and Brendan is a really good sport.

[@Riosgirl98]

Same feels about this...

[@fuzzy5470]

Thats mah boi

[@bobguy412]

That part had me in tears when they were talkin about catchin signals from a girl😂😂😂😭😭

[@Leilafart]

“Cuz he’s got one birth eye I know that. I think the other one was donated”

[@Riosgirl98]

That really cracked me up.

[@austindavis6863]

Theo - “ Go to LEGO land and stack that ass up “ hahaha

[@kblameme307]

Took Branson Scab 49:36 to mention lot lizards this week. Any bets on how long it will take next episode? Lol

[@NateManG]

25 minutes

[@kevinjames5221]

I don't like that you really paid attention to that.

[@elliottjames671]

He'll get tired of using eventually and find a new word

[@greggregsons3893]

Lets say,19min

[@alexhanson7292]

I'm gonna go with 26 minutes

[@NotJustVick]

Brendan: You want a big brother ? Theo: is it a black guy? Brendan: yea man Theo: then I’ll do it 😂😂😂😂

[@hamzagas1]

LMAO THEKINGANDTHESTING.COM GOES TO BRYAN CALLEN'S WEBSITE THIS DUDE TROLLING BRENDAN SO HARD

[@justinr6439]

It probably is Bryan lmao

[@LilyOfTheTower]

Bryan Callen bought it.

[@yourfairyGodgod]

This is fantastic

[@Bearish65]

LMFAOO IM FCKING 💀

[@elliottjames671]

Lol

[@redheadgingerman]

"Brendan has a word chart with 30 words on it". Theo hella funny!!

[@KerioFive]

YES! Just in time for another lonely night, gang gang!

[@MrClamps14]

Saaaame

[@yourfairyGodgod]

It’s like they are capitalizing off of loneliness & boredom. And no one would be watching if they had money and better things to do.

[@KerioFive]

Tom T what better things? I’d pay to watch this, it makes me happy to laugh with these guys :)

[@smileandhope3381]

Yeeesss

[@jeffstrazdus5508]

Getting high an watching this is great

[@dustmart84]

My goodness you guys won the internet. What an amazing concept. 2 ridiculously funny comedians combined with PTI. Amazing. Riff, riff, riff

[@aidenarkham]

I can't believe someone let you get a GED LMAO 😂

[@Macvez]

Brendan calling Rogue Jean Grey had to have triggered so many people.

[@checksoverstripes2498]

Mac Chavez it irked the fuck out of me lol

[@benstolen6369]

big time

[@TheJakeRichards1]

Not as much as area 54

[@powerfulgirlishness4798]

Easily most mind bending ignorance in all of human history.

[@stefhaniefulton467]

Must of been cause of the grey hair Patch

[@Boujeeboo36]

I look forward to this podcast every week. Loving that it's all improv, true comedy. Love you guys! Gang gang buzz buzz

[@The_dude94]

The way these 2 roast each other is top notch, can't get enough of these videos!

[@Medieval_Dead]

Branden is super jelly that Theo is friends with an accomplished UFC fighter.

[@James-jm6vt]

I get that vibe too

[@Bo_112]

He can't stand it. Just like when Callen and fighters connect. He HATED when rockhold was staying with Callen.

[@prestonleblanc8025]

"more of an after-thot to me" Theo Von is one of the funniest and quickest witted comedians to ever bless this earth with his presence.

[@hunterj6216]

billy ray cyrus' agent LMAO

[@nathanlord6820]

Brenda is getting so much quicker with his banter. 'Dude that's such an old school move' 'Not if you're Louie CK' hahaha

[@jacob-v8567]

I'm glad these 2 became great friends. Its hilarious.

[@amandamcbride256]

This show is getting better and better! Lovin it guys.

[@superinfinite88]

Most of the comments are rip billy conforto and what type of guy brendan is. 😆

[@googleuser859]

Yours is both.

[@University_of_Shawn_Ryan]

Brendan the guy that would hit on your 14 yr old sister at you fathers funeral.

[@jljl1398]

@@googleuser859 haha

[@kjeezy2990]

Brendan the type of guy to say rip billy conforto

[@superinfinite88]

@@googleuser859 yup

[@Roy.A]

Damn it!!! I wanted to hear Theo's story about making a move on Khaleesi at 36:17 !!! Why did you cut him off Brenda?! We need the rest of the story!!! ONWARD BROTHER ~

[@stormcorrosion176]

Roy A Brenda! Godammit! I gotta hear that story too bro

[@lukekendrick4271]

He’s mentioned it on another podcast somewhere at some point in the last year, have fun searching through 1million hours of content to find it though

[@StandAlone.X]

Luke Kendrick such a helpful captain.

[@lukekendrick4271]

StandAloneX X I’m here to serve the people, but I am no captain .

[@traviskillian276]

I snort my multivitamin in the morning because I think I'm tough.

[@human9534]

You are tough that's why we love you Travis

[@rodbingaman6985]

Yeah well i snort my steeroids and powdered melk for breakfast! Get your lives together fellas!! Lol

[@xXxMightyMakxXx]

Not enough appreciation for Theo’s “I’ll never write you a John Deere letter” joke

[@thinkboutit]

I used to watch disappearance but they couldn’t find anymore missing people which is kinda ironic. -Theo

[@aeorterps4316]

Lmao they had no idea that Tim Welch is Sean O’Malleys Bjj coach

[@coachfox4998]

Rip Billy C the gang mourns for you

[@Riftyroadrunner]

Those damn embankments ..

[@BlueprintsForHeadaches]

Arthur Morgan Billy corgan

[@roccos2311]

#fuckpills #fuck embankments

[@coachfox4998]

Blueprints For Headaches Conforto my guy! Corgan is busy millin’ around smashing pumpkins

[@kjeezy2990]

Rip billy conforto #neverforget

[@PETAGRIFFIN27187]

Lil John was theos substitute teacher when his mom was sick! 😂😂😂stinggang

[@ALFREDandBRUCE]

Just finished TFATK and BAM! Guess I'm not going to bed

[@musiccity607]

That's that double hitter Gang Gang

[@jaqenhghar5756]

Bro!!!! You ripped Tim Welch , Suga Sean O'Malley's trainer !!!! lmaoooooo of course he is a fighter

[@08shayna]

That early morning hitter, gang gang, buzz buzz. ✌🏼❤️

[@jesseshane4325]

Gang gang✌💙🤙💯

[@Dethshoot1]

Only podcast to crack me up on the regular. Shout out to Theo and Brendan

[@ccdevall]

I freakin LOVE me some Theo and Brendan! They are so good together. Thanks for the laughs.

[@dailysmoke1687]

ccdevall m

[@schoooooles]

"I'll never send you a John Deere letter". - Theo Von to a lady who's recovering from heart surgery and sitting on a tractor

[@terryfunku]

Dear John -> John Doe -> John Deere

[@vanvon3100]

Only this podcast can make the ads interesting

[@Imran-tn1mw]

Think joey Diaz is the best at ads

[@guy8029]

48:45 You look like Billy Elliot started an Anytime Fitness outside of Liverpool - As an Englishman, Jesus Christ that was well crafted 😂

[@christianadams211]

Not talkin civil rights with Jude Apitow lmao! Theo is slaying with the Jesus in him. go to church every week man!

[@stormcorrosion176]

Christian Adams bro. True true

[@jamesc7221]

Theo touching his nose like its been dabbling in the dark arts

[@jaydog1171]

Bruh🤣🤣“You look like Amanda Bynes and billy Ray Cyrus had a kid”

[@TrueHauntedStoryTeller]

22:33 "I can't believe they let you get a GED" 😂🤣

[@bubustinks]

Drop everything... that new hitter

[@jessematkin3107]

POW!!!

[@GraveyardDave19]

finally an episode longer than an hour. Love yall

[@BlakeO561]

Embankment gang

[@jessematkin3107]

RIP B.C.

[@MrClamps14]

Gang gang RIP billy

[@emerysteele]

Busman Gang

[@lorensolares6277]

Gang gang cuz where those suppositories at bruh

[@tomsegura8449]

Gang

[@BryBergilicious]

Theo after every clip: "what where we, what was the, what..." lol

[@RoguePlanetSounds]

"JEAN GREY which is rogue" You sounded so sure about that Brenda

[@kevinjames5221]

Right! I like Brendan but that knocked a few points off his comedy credit score.

[@Undxscxsd]

Especially because he said that Jean Grey was his FAVORITE character on TFATK this week:

[@thefaceless8796]

@@Undxscxsd well that's awkward

[@Joeyfingaz1]

I was getting pissed it took the producer a minute to correct him

[@jkjk354]

Aliens Vs. Black guys: The Video game. Coming Spring 2020

[@lourahkneeri0229]

Lava lamp is an upgrade of the busting nuts into a pond story

[@ToothyBeej]

1:18:22 Theo’s fishing story ... pure pod cast GOLD

[@fredm.5662]

Lol Tim Welch trains at the mma lab bro, sugas best friend ✌️

[@jonostewart6140]

Thought I was the only one to realise that it’s clearly Tim Welch!

[@dnceinmybloop]

This is the best episode yet. Gets super spicey at the end.

[@BigShaneGillis]

Brendan the type of guy who pours his water bottle out into the ocean because he says he’s “setting it free”

[@yodatwinkie]

Learn to shoot before you comment on other videos

[@Kevin-ne5yq]

You're getting bounced in the 2nd round

[@despizedicon]

I'm gonna be honest play in traffic

[@reeceparker1236]

Ben Simmons raptors are going to fuck u

[@vengray8055]

@ Ben Simmons Commenting dumb shit on mtg channels and butterfly knife channels. When will it stop.

[@SteBradburyDesign]

Derek and Kat/Cat (not sure how she spells it) need their own camera and mic. I know they're not necessarily part of the podcast, but for the couple of times they do interact, it would be nice to hear them fully and see them since they're part of the conversation. And also to get their reactions when Theo or Brendan make comments about them. Just a thought :)

[@bryanf1fighter]

Tim Welch is SUGAR SEAN OMALLEY's coach. The ninja turtles guy!!! WELCOME TO THE SUGAR SHOW BAY BE

[@jonostewart6140]

bryan Desmarais thought I was the only one to clearly notice its Tim Welch

[@JonnyChapelow]

Shit that Schaub didn't even know that.

[@Kelberoth]

dude I can't get enough of these doing two "you look like" they should come up with a roasting show that's nothing but "you look like"

[@mohamedog1]

Theo looks like something that crawls out your trash at 1 am when u going to the kitchen to get a snack

[@LoyalJester]

43:55 he looks like Jim Gaffigan opened up a chocolate factory in the wilderness

[@jknox7050]

Theo looks like he sells boudin out of a cooler at the gas station

[@smileandhope3381]

j knox lol

[@smileandhope3381]

j knox or shrimp

[@eljefe114]

He looks like he sells minnows 🤣🤣 that was the hardest I laughed while watching this podcast so far omg

[@973reggie]

Tim Welch hahahahahahaha how has no one noticed this is Sean OMalleys coach

[@mrbones-pd8kp]

its been said in the comments about 500 times

[@SicFromTheKush]

Because Omalley aint shit yet. In 2 years maybe people will care

[@973reggie]

mr. bones not at the time of writing obviously or why the hell would I write that

[@pedroblake5576]

“Comedy not civil rights with Judd apatow” line of the year

[@yourfairyGodgod]

Just so y’all know - make about 50x more of the ‘Don’t Touch Me’ shirts because that one will sell a hell of a lot more than the others with regular King & the Sting branding.

[@osamauremama]

never laughed this much watching any podcast. including the two you are a part of. u guys make a great team

[@aliboom6876]

Theo is definitely the greatest "sit down" comic of all time! #EmbankmentAwareness

[@ct6382]

Definitely between he and Joey Diaz... the two of them dont even have to try to be funny

[@Blind_Side94]

Derek geting spicy with the king save that smoke for the aliens mah brah

[@yaipr12pr40]

shout out to Kat! speaking knowledge in the past couple weeks, needs to b a regular thing. new segment = Ask Kat.. or Question my Asian ... 🐀👑 🐝

[@Leon-mx2up]

Or they try to get Kat to change their mind on something......Asian Persuasion

[@timothyalan34]

Nah, we're good.

[@thewillingwell2113]

He called Alex Ovechkin “Olinschi” I’m dead 😂😂😂

[@thewillingwell2113]

And Brady “Takashuk” haha. Tkachuk is pronounced Kuh-Chuck boys. Not like you should know that with that silent T shit.

[@smkdsilverado09]

Oh shit Theo and the CTE assassin Branson Cobb

[@tysoncowan5192]

Nice, caught me off guard and I involuntarily laughed out loud on that awkward tip.

[@dayg102]

"I'd watch a group of aliens and a group of brothers throw down any day of the week" lmaoo

[@Tony777Zz]

Theo just fired shots with that automatic hitta where you at PETE!? #arianagrandesmoodring

[@kingme1034]

45:50 this is Sean O'Malley 's Coach lmaooo

[@markiemah8022]

Aye timbo sugar show jobins

[@TheHarrip]

Sting "she's a thot" King "she's an after thot for me" 😂😂😂

[@B-RaDD]

Best line

[@dillondotson3]

“Bro you look like Billy Ray Cyrus’s agent” *Theo looks down to check** 😂😭😭💀💀 lowkey billy rays agent prolly ballin rn tho 😂

[@katieofhoustontexas]

I need the dream team Theo, Riff, and Dr. Disrespect

[@praisegod3267]

The beat box that you guys used from that guy at the end was a pretty sweet wrap up

[@donniemills967]

Brendan...1: Jean Grey is not Rogue...2: There were 4 Ninja Turtles.

[@Riosgirl98]

You can't teach rocks my brother.

[@dustinwebb5236]

Whoever dislikes needs to tighten up & get their life together

[@CaptainSlugz]

shut up dont touch me

[@dustinwebb5236]

KittenBrainz don't fuckin touch me

[@ratio2007]

The dark arts brother

[@loosingahwffanboy9277]

I can’t stop cumin and napin lol

[@eraserrain1547]

I can't believe anyone let you get a GED. I needed that hard laugh.

[@yourenotrelatable]

Greatest podcast known to man.