I like how this all is completely fictional and surely didn't have any references to real life.
@erco91679 ай бұрын
I sure do love to escape the real world with wild, implausible fantasies like these!
@jacebrule6345 Жыл бұрын
It's weird how the thalmor are known to have one of the best spy schools in the world. Yet they didn't see the orc warband, I just find that hard to believe the thalmor didn't almost orchestrate the warband attack
@alexjjgreen Жыл бұрын
its almost like they let them attack so they could justify an orc genocide...
@sparky4405 Жыл бұрын
The orcs in a legendary case of insight thought it would be smart to attack the Altmer on a holy day wherein you are banned from doing work. It was the same tactic used in a earlier war when two massive ork war bands attacked the altmer on precisely the same day as of this current conflict.
@WheelChairwayToHeaven Жыл бұрын
Not orchestrated but "allowed".
@alexanderp8037 Жыл бұрын
Well alot of them do rely on illusion magic but don't have alot of mana /magic energy
@alexanderp8037 Жыл бұрын
Could be a false flag attack
@gerarddumoulin7583 Жыл бұрын
I find Orcs deeply repulsive but I don't want them to become stateless... because they'll come here, to my place !
@marcanton5357 Жыл бұрын
Thalmor NGO's are paying orcs to move to Skyrim and Cyrodiil, for mertarian reasons of course...
@WalkerKlondyke Жыл бұрын
Not if there are none left.
@Unpainted_Huffhines Жыл бұрын
Look a Cyrodill. Orcs make up 12% of the population, but are responsible for 39% of all assaults, 36% of SAs, 45% of Skooma related offences, 61% of all banditry, and 52% of all homicides. Cheydenhall just elected a new "far right" mayor, I wouldn't be surprised if other cities didn't follow suit.
@franklangston3004 Жыл бұрын
@@WalkerKlondyke Absolutely, end the bloodline, start the Rumbling part 2, you can't be racist toward a group of people who doesn't exist! Are we talking about Orc?! 😎🤣🤣😎
@vorynrosethorn903 Жыл бұрын
Unironically
@billbadson7598 Жыл бұрын
_”And how does this orc magic work?”_ _”It doesn’t work, that’s the point.”_
@uppercaset12345 Жыл бұрын
There was a female Orc elected to mayor of a southern province known for famous orc rappers. She claimed her victory was the result of female orc magic. The next 4 years under her rule proved that in fact orc magic does not work and is not real.
@GhostofJamesMadison Жыл бұрын
😂
@blindthrall Жыл бұрын
Best line.
@JMorel Жыл бұрын
The older/more mature I become, the more I agree with Dagoth Ur
@alexanderp8037 Жыл бұрын
You simply can't get around these facts orcs are not known for intellect / intelligence to have realistic expectation its totally their limited capacity to understand things
@dean_l33 Жыл бұрын
This is how you honor the sixth house
@user-fs8rn4cb6c Жыл бұрын
and the Tribe Unmourned
@NFS0038 Жыл бұрын
Every idealist starter class wants to believe character bonuses don't matter, and that we can all live happily together. The truth is we are the inheritors of the White-Gold tower for a good reason
@SarcasticConfetti Жыл бұрын
Show me a young person who agrees with Dagoth and I’ll show you a person with no heart. Show me a older person who disagrees with Dagoth and I’ll show you a person with no brain.
@justing93629 ай бұрын
The Altmer cries out in pain as he strikes you
@ImWithTeamTrinity8 ай бұрын
Thats antialdmeric. Im reporting you to the aldmer anti defamation league, N'WAH!
@davesthrowawayacc1162 Жыл бұрын
Ever notice how most Orc homes always got a chiming Nirnroot plant, which they seem to be completely able to ignore? It's like their ears can't pick up on that sound, or they don't care for the rythmic chiming, like it chimes once and they forget about it. For anyone else they'd probably find that repetitive chiming really annoying
@orirune307910 ай бұрын
Pretty sure that's Redguards. Orcs don't generally have nirnroots in their house at all.
@matthewadkins79736 ай бұрын
@@orirune3079 Orcs Red Guards whats the difference
@orirune30796 ай бұрын
@@matthewadkins7973 Typical Thalmor attitude
@matthewadkins79736 ай бұрын
@@orirune3079 Nord*
@dislikebutton9571 Жыл бұрын
It's crazy how much the Aldmeri dominion hates Talos, they dont even use the + sign in their math classes because it looks too much like a "t".
@afungi662 Жыл бұрын
you're fucking killing me with these
@nothanks9503 Жыл бұрын
I mean if a giant robot that could move like 150 mph and throw boulders picked up your ship and burned it with his chest fire you would probably hate it too
@jwb_666 Жыл бұрын
If that's what they do to their supposed King imagine what they'd do to others
@pelinalwhitestrake336711 ай бұрын
@@nothanks9503 Even if that happened centuries ago? I'm Russian and I don't hate Mongols or Genghis Khan despite what the Mongols have done to the Rus.
@Dushmann_9 ай бұрын
@@pelinalwhitestrake3367 Ah yes, Tamriel. Cyrodiil, High Rock, Hammerfell, Black Marsh, Elswyr, Skyrim, Summerset Isles, and Russia.
@oagardo Жыл бұрын
You know Dagoth is right about the empire joining Alinor in the war, when the army of the empire used a recruitment ad campaign with only Nords in it after a full decade of alienating them and their culture, instead of using the usual milkdrinker kind of ads, like that Lizard with two moms.
@user-fs8rn4cb6c Жыл бұрын
Yeah, you probably right - it looks like they still need to rely on an image of a strong nord male when hard times are approaching.
@oldmanbiscuit7518 Жыл бұрын
They only need Nords when there's a war to fight. They only see Nords as tools because, lets face it, Nords are the greatest warriors. Nords are at their best when fighting amongst the holds and colonizing Morrowind. They don't want the Nords to go back to that, so they keep their war lust intact by fighting for the altmer intrests.
@DeadPig325 Жыл бұрын
😂
@nothanks9503 Жыл бұрын
As an actual 6’6 Vikingesk male who climbs frozen water falls in negative temperatures for fun I find your sentiment foolish
@aidanmcmillan-dx8lq Жыл бұрын
But he's wrong that its elf propaganda that makes us hate orcs. We hate them for the content of their orcish characters.
@actuallyKriminell Жыл бұрын
The protection spells on these embassies make every Thalmor mage in the area imediatly know when whatever creature comes near. The Altmeri knew, they needed something to make their advance look like retaliation. The Altmer cry out in pain as they strike you
@massacolonel5950 Жыл бұрын
The Altmer are the most Jew like elves ever.
@TheLastImperial88 Жыл бұрын
Woah friend. This is about Altmer not some modern politics stuff
@that1metalhead792 Жыл бұрын
@@massacolonel5950 Dark elves and vampire "clans"*****
@GhostofJamesMadison Жыл бұрын
Oh sure the crystal city gets to have boarders but the moment someone mentions the dark elf refuges flooding into the corovian mountainsides they are a bigot. Oh but don't forget to pay taxes, we wouldn't want alinor to not keep getting all that free aid🙄
@mindfortress105 Жыл бұрын
glad to see Joe discussing up to date political issues. The Thalmor's time is up
@Kyora473 Жыл бұрын
TTD, total thalmor defeat
@alexanderp8037 Жыл бұрын
@@Kyora473 Some high elves defeated the thalmor in hand to hand combat i'm not impressed with the current generation of thalmor warriors
@dislikebutton9571 Жыл бұрын
The Altmer also destroyed the 3rd oldest temple to the 9 divines in tamriel, it was in those mountains in high rock near orsinium.
@NFS0038 Жыл бұрын
Reminder that the sacred texts were written in ancient Imperial, not elvish.
@actuallyKriminell11 ай бұрын
Good find!
@splitirisbear4589 Жыл бұрын
The Nords never committed the atrocities against the Altmer that they claimed in the textbooks. The numbers just don't add up.
@RaKalamando Жыл бұрын
6 million? Across multiple era's? Sounds like a lot of altmer math to me. 600,000 at most!
@jeremy7157 Жыл бұрын
That's correct, they did them to the dark elves, not those vomit-skinned string beans. It's both disgusting and frustrating that they deny their triumphs in vvardenfell to coopt sympathy for themselves.
@Dennis-nc3vw5 ай бұрын
The numbers come from officials who were themselves in command of manish armies during the Elven Pogroms.
@aronean Жыл бұрын
Hate elves, hate orcs. Simple as that
@BLK_MN Жыл бұрын
The only comment here that isn’t some ignorant trash.
@armanarmadillo Жыл бұрын
Ate elves, ate orcs, ate chaos, ate daemons, ate mutants, ate eretics. Love me emprah, love me commissar, love me astartes, and love me bolta. Simple as.
@AMeanDude Жыл бұрын
I can appreciate an orc that stays in his own country, battling Altmer invaders.
@AnonymousAnonposter Жыл бұрын
As an Imperial, I must admit that I have a crush on Dunmer women.
@rageagainstthewashingmachi287711 ай бұрын
@@AMeanDudeorcs are Altmer with numbers.
@rippspeck Жыл бұрын
The Aldmeri Defense League is awfully quiet about this.
@somehowstillhere87668 ай бұрын
Alinor Delenda Est
@Skyrimkid9800 Жыл бұрын
Are we not gonna discuss how the Orc war band were seen using both Imperial and Altmer weapons/armor? Makes sense since empire left millions of Septims worth of equipment in Hammerfell after the disastrous withdraw of the 6th Legion, and now an active civil war in Skyrim. Skyrim being a proxy war rumored to be waged by the Altmer to weaken the empire.
@LS-jv9hp Жыл бұрын
Thats never been proven and is nothing more than Daedra propaganda to try and push Imperials against helping fight against Daedra worship.
@dean_l33 Жыл бұрын
It's obvious to those who pay attention but the current state of the Empire and it's myriad of internal sabatage or just seer incompentence makes it hard to see the grander picture
@NFS0038 Жыл бұрын
@@dean_l33the grand picture is the destruction of the Empire, more than that, the desecration of the Nine and all that is holy. These... mer... are guided by Daedra.
@GhostofJamesMadison Жыл бұрын
Yep all because of the weak mede king we have. Completely unfit. Not like our last rightful king smh, il remind you all a horse ride from the white gold tower to bruma was 3 septims before martin saved the empire. Now that Titus is "king" it's 10!!!
@actuallyKriminell11 ай бұрын
The civil war amongst the nords does not only weaken Skyrim, it also is unsurprisingly lucrative for the Thalmor that control the sword and arrow trade across the empire. Wouldnt surprise me if they have taken over food imports as well
@Null_Experis Жыл бұрын
Pelinel Whitestrake did one thing wrong: He didn't finish.
@somehowstillhere87668 ай бұрын
Alinor Delenda Est
@alexsm388211 ай бұрын
I find the Orcs deeply repulsive but I don't want them to become stateless. *And why?* Because they will come here. That one killed me 😂😂😂
@marcanton5357 Жыл бұрын
How do you know a thalmor is casting an illusion spell? He's just standing there.
@jackwalters392810 ай бұрын
The altmer will tell you he was kicked out of the kingdom but he won't tell you why. - Old nord saying.
@uppercaset12345 Жыл бұрын
I don’t know what is better. Dagoth Ur’s monthly red pilling of Joe Rogan or the comment section.
@lovecraftscat2420 Жыл бұрын
Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or what % of Joe Rogans political guests are Aldmeric.
@Citrus-mp3ex8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@HoisinCrispyOwl Жыл бұрын
Dagoth Unfathomably-based Ur
@blighter4088 Жыл бұрын
Open borders for Alinor
@solarsunne4950 Жыл бұрын
Anti-Aldmeric
@chaoticneutral783 Жыл бұрын
around Orcs never relax
@DaveSkylark111 Жыл бұрын
Everything you need to know is found in the protocols of the Altmer.
@stonebud Жыл бұрын
I don't buy for one second that the Altmer didn't know of the invading orcs
@mikecampos1193 Жыл бұрын
Those were paid off orcs.
@BLK_MN Жыл бұрын
You probably know less about the game than the actual war going on, so who gives a shit about your uninformed, biased opinion on counter-terrorist efforts?
@ethnicalbert Жыл бұрын
Conspiritard alert!
@8redDEATH2 Жыл бұрын
Dagoth is unironically based on this issue.
@Bklyn9310 ай бұрын
On *every issue
@quintinjansevanvuuren96389 ай бұрын
Playing my Orc on Skyrim in 15 second intervals now. That septim I stole was stolen by some other Orsimer.
@hottaful Жыл бұрын
From the White river to the Sea of ghost.
@iliadnetfear2586 Жыл бұрын
Remember when that guard put his arrow knee on that orc, and everyone said, "he didn't do nuffin"? Funny they stopped talking about it when they found all that moon sugar in his system.
@KiljiArslan11 ай бұрын
Said guard was working at the same tavern suspected of smuggling moon sugar and trafficking dunmer girls the orc was working at, funny the orc was thought to be dealing moon sugar and they arrested the guard originally for making 30,000 gold coins from the tavern in only 5 years of work. ON off hours. Hey could have been Orc just dropped dead from moon sugar or could be that guard was taking out a issue for his real boss. BTW they were looking at shutting down said tavern, funny in those riots it and the guard station the imperials were investigating the case through both went up on the same night...
@LS-jv9hp6 ай бұрын
Or how he used to rob imperial women and put crossbows right to their stomachs if they were pregnant. Funny how that gets missed.
@rando6836 Жыл бұрын
This is the only podcast I watch. It's the only one worth watching.
@schlomogoldstein9480 Жыл бұрын
Think about all the yummy food orcs will bring to Alinor.
@lukemorgan6166 Жыл бұрын
My daughters virtue is more important, especially it's her consent that is the issue regarding orcs
@zm1786 Жыл бұрын
From the river to sea, Orsinium will be free.
@Swamy456 Жыл бұрын
This upload honors the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned.
@metzyahrosenstein4827 Жыл бұрын
The call is out, the altmer will shut this down like they did Dagoths "Letter to the Tribunal"
@candy-ass4915 Жыл бұрын
Why would the Altmer care about shutting down a critique of a Dunmer/Chimer organization? Clearly the Tribunal shut it down due to the dangerous rhetoric Dagoth Ur was spewing. We must protect our aristocracy from mer like him, the fact that he appears on Joe Rogan justifies his hate and boosts his toxic message.
@VAZENchannel Жыл бұрын
Finally. some REAL politics.
@_Dovar_ Жыл бұрын
We need to root out the Thalmor lobby from the Imperial City!
@CLP99th Жыл бұрын
That end was beautiful, I wanted to applaud. The delicious irony has come home to roost for Alinor, so long have they said EXACTLY that about the Imperial Provinces.
@Kyora473 Жыл бұрын
And the nordic homelands
@NFS0038 Жыл бұрын
Just like the real Imperials understand the Thalmor agenda now after being subjected to it for so long, I also believe many Altmer will be open to Orc occupation, but the true (or rather false) elves will remain focused on their goal of subjugating the Heartlands once and for all. Many illusion spells are at work, keep your wards up.
@kukuV.3 Жыл бұрын
I'm not pro orc but I'm sure as hell not pro altmer either and in this matter I can only say TAD
@user-fs8rn4cb6c Жыл бұрын
💯
@lukemorgan6166 Жыл бұрын
Very anti aldmeric You're never gonna get the jarls or counts permission for property now
@kukuV.3 Жыл бұрын
@@lukemorgan6166 I couldn't afford a house anyway because the altmer convinced my jarl to abandon the gold backed drakon and now my wages are worthless
@John-kc4cg Жыл бұрын
@@lukemorgan6166 The Altmer Defence League are on it.
@LS-jv9hp6 ай бұрын
TOD, TAD. Ones a filthy farm tool and another is a nation ruiner.
@mahguvnah7403 Жыл бұрын
Open borders for alinor!
@LS-jv9hp6 ай бұрын
Summerset Isles, we should call it by it's real name. Not the Altmeri lies.
@AlertedSponge Жыл бұрын
From the River to the Sea Orsinium will be Free!
@lurksnitchtongue8986 Жыл бұрын
You are doing the Lord's work
@NFS0038 Жыл бұрын
Is it a sign I'm getting old that when I see this phrase, it hits different and harder now?
@spirenguard Жыл бұрын
When you put in current events in Tamrealic terms everything just makes sense.
@mr.joedirt8583 Жыл бұрын
I stand with the Orcs on this issue. The Orcs are honorable warriors. The high elf bankers are vipers and serpents.
@sparky4405 Жыл бұрын
You would rather be ruled by Orcs who can’t see 15 seconds ahead rather than elvish bankers to which the simplest solution is a hardened currency
@LeviathanSpeaks1469 Жыл бұрын
Based and Stronghold Pilled
@dean_l33 Жыл бұрын
Idk bro, both orcs and altmer would happily destroy the Empire for their own gains
@oldmanbiscuit7518 Жыл бұрын
I want them both to be zero sum'd
@dean_l33 Жыл бұрын
@@oldmanbiscuit7518 Same
@sarc980711 ай бұрын
Dude this concept of dagoth in a joe rogan podcast , discussing political questions of tamriel just makes my day 😂👍
@TheAnnoyingF2P Жыл бұрын
The Orcs aren't alone, though. Dagoth didn't mention the fact that they're propped up by the Khajit as their against the Thalmor.
@yahanan5766 Жыл бұрын
the videos are getting better and better bro. you're gonna make it big. KEEP GRINDING~
@intuendaecivilization9365 Жыл бұрын
"Which makes me think of..." That line was ingenius! I laughed so hard hahaha
@Kekoid148x210 ай бұрын
Great references, absolutely amazing work on all of these, end of this one had me kekking hard
@vitaliyred622 Жыл бұрын
This is just brilliant! Keep them coming, this is just gold. These fictional wars and conflicts are surely multilayered and interesting.
@grugnotice7746 Жыл бұрын
Free Orsinium.
@Veknr44 Жыл бұрын
From the river to sea, Orsinium will be free.
@sparky4405 Жыл бұрын
Ork birth rates are really high. You don’t think that even if they conquer the Altmer (they can’t), they wouldn’t immigrate?
@eno6712 Жыл бұрын
@@sparky4405dont let them or let alone anybody else, one must fight for their land, this is why the Imperials challenged the lessers
@oldmanbiscuit7518 Жыл бұрын
@@Veknr44from the mountain to the cave, Orsinium will be saved.
@BLK_MN Жыл бұрын
@@eno6712yeah, ideas like that puts you first on the slate to be expunged. Pathetic.
@hellothere9407 Жыл бұрын
3:45 One might say that the Orc warband noticed how the Redguards were beginning to cozy up to the Thalmor, and tried throwing a proverbial wrench into the diplomatic process to try and keep the Aldmeri Dominion from being legitimized by the Illiac bay
@SoullessAIMusic Жыл бұрын
This is South Park levels of humor lol.
@alexG10610 ай бұрын
Google dancing Aldmeri. Yeah. On Hearthfire 11th when Winterhold was destroyed.
@Dennis-nc3vw7 ай бұрын
Winterhold has more Altmer than any other city in Skyrim. They make up 20% of the population there. Kind of funny they'd chose a target that would kill so many of their own people.
@LS-jv9hp6 ай бұрын
@@Dennis-nc3vw As long as Occupied Summerset is safe the Altmeri see them as easy sacrifices.
@iratepirate3896 Жыл бұрын
Life must be easy for an orc.
@cystiglets36636 ай бұрын
Well they don’t work, they live off imperial taxes and food septum’s
@logan-zf2wr Жыл бұрын
But where am I going to get my Orcish cuisine if we don’t mass import them into Skyrim! It doesn’t matter that my village has gone from 99.9% to
@BLK_MN Жыл бұрын
Boo fucking hoo. Imagine complaining that a race is inferior, while simultaneously being replaced by them. Logic and empathy doesn’t seem to be Nordic trademark. Too busy burying their heads in the snow and convincing themselves they’re the best, while accomplishing nothing.
@AlexiosConstance-wu8wu Жыл бұрын
😂
@rageagainstthewashingmachi287711 ай бұрын
Should have stayed in Skyrim instead of looting every race in Nirn. The only reason anyone moves to those desolate Nord shitholes is because that's where all of Tamriel wealth is
@philpyung48316 ай бұрын
Our nations are under attack.Meanwhile we support the perpetrators
@adamproductions452910 ай бұрын
This is my favorite series on youtube
@LeonTempest9 ай бұрын
"Are you sure they're this stupid?" "YES!"
@sayerwow5600 Жыл бұрын
Whatever happened to our Imperial or Nordic homelands? Now they are just full of every creature from all over Tamriel while our birthrates are not above replacement. In 200 years the Altmer will have reclaimed their "Greater Aldmeri Dominion", there will still be lizards in Black Marsh and Dark Elves in Morrowind, but the Imperials and Nords will be minorities in their own homelands. We should use the Orcs against them and break their Tamriel-spanning charm spell. Make more orc warbands rise up and destroy their embassies. I hate that this conflict makes me pick between Orcs and Altmer. But the Aldmeri charm spell specifically makes the victim take the side of all orcs. Therefore we should use our understanding of the ever present 15 second Orc mind to incite as many warbands all over the world until their spell collapses. Your Ancestors are watching. Make them proud.
@alexanderx33 Жыл бұрын
"My ancestors are smiling at me imperials. Can you say the same?"
@rageagainstthewashingmachi287711 ай бұрын
Blame your ancestors. Shouldn't have plundered everyone and expect them not to come back for their wealth.
@fraskf67657 ай бұрын
@@rageagainstthewashingmachi2877who indoctrinated you? As if all nationes lived in peace and harmony until the evil white nation attacked.
@LS-jv9hp6 ай бұрын
@@rageagainstthewashingmachi2877 As if the other races didn't do the same shit for centuries but it's only nords and imperials who are so bad and should suffer the consquences. (even though unlike the other inferior races, we actually progressed all of the world. While Orcs like Mansa Ogh Munsa wasted all the gold he collected from pillaging, slave trading on Daedra worship and throwing lavish parties over developing his people. Though tbh orcs don't progress anything) or the Khajiit farmtools who spent all their time destroying every culture they found to push their own slave trading and daedra worship as well. From the Empire, to black marsh Even the Farmtool lizards who cry about imperial famines from over 100 years ago benefited from said slavery for over a millenia, not even counting their barbaric caste system. Or the dark elf invasions through Empire, Khajiit, Skyrim and Blackmarsh causing both the largest genocide in human history cutting down the human population by over 10%. Yet only the Imperials and Nords are held for their ancestors crimes because you inferior races know that even with tons of resources beneath your feet you could never achieve greatness with it. It's why everything around you is only possible due to Imperial and Nord greatness.
@TheFirstDeity10 ай бұрын
"Special and peaceful two-weeks defense operation" 😂
@KiljiArslan11 ай бұрын
I just don't understand why the Altmer keep getting kicked out of so many lands. I mean they must have done something...
@timothykim830 Жыл бұрын
I enjoy these highly realistic socio-political conversations set in Tamriel. I just wonder why it all seems so familiar...
@Veknr44 Жыл бұрын
I think Redguards would’ve been more fitting then Orc’s.
@vortiger7375 Жыл бұрын
nah redguards are actually good and arent the worshipers of and actual demonic shit god
@thelegate8636 Жыл бұрын
Redguards in the games are civilized though. It's a fantasy world after all.
@oldmanbiscuit7518 Жыл бұрын
@@thelegate8636theyre all pirates and thieves, what do you mean?
@mikecampos1193 Жыл бұрын
@@oldmanbiscuit7518they have nice looking ladies.
@oldmanbiscuit7518 Жыл бұрын
@@mikecampos1193 sure, if you're a Milkdrinking imperial lover that falls for Altmer propaganda.
@Rasselon Жыл бұрын
The future talk had me dying. Looks like I know quite a few orcs.
@clownwig3 Жыл бұрын
"How do you know which fire spells are the banned ones?" Well seeing as my racially superior fire spells just vaporized the skin, meat and tendons of this Thalmor agent I'd say these ones would be the banned ones; however they are incredibly fun to use.
@schizoheretic247 Жыл бұрын
What kind of fire spells are the altmer using on the orcs?
@dislikebutton9571 Жыл бұрын
Unbounded Flames, its an expert level destruction spell that shoots fireballs and ignites the ground into a pool of flames. It burns white hot, like phosphorus if you know any alchemy. Heard Faralda even sells it in the college of winterhold, another altmer "academic" profiting off war crimes how surpising.
@sparky4405 Жыл бұрын
The spell in question is a white, gaseous magic. It’s however allowed for troop maneuvers but not allowed as an offensive weapon. The Altmer supposedly used it once at a beach.
@massacolonel5950 Жыл бұрын
Dagoth Ur paraphrasing Barbara Spectre to promote open borders for Israel, I mean Alinor. LOL
@Fren69420 Жыл бұрын
I love these videos! Please keep em coming
@KNIGHTJUMPS10 ай бұрын
Why do the Thalmor have such big... E A R S ?
@dorugoramon0518 Жыл бұрын
Finally, more and more are becoming aware of the Thalmor's meddling.
@WalkerKlondyke Жыл бұрын
Dagoth Ur is wise.
@patrikperkovic6368 Жыл бұрын
Simply amazing
@Daniel1341-t2p9 ай бұрын
I love these videos, you mix and merge so many great themes and allusions. A+++
@antilarge7860 Жыл бұрын
It's so sad that Joe and Jamie probably will never appreciate these dagoth ur videos as much as we do
@_Reverse_Flash8 ай бұрын
Pelinal would be turning in his grave. In fact didn't he say concerning the Elves that one day "My spirit will rise from the grave and the world will see I was right" and I guess it did in Knights of the Nine DLC.
@dislikebutton9571 Жыл бұрын
I love this. Good job.
@Skyrimkid9800 Жыл бұрын
Can we talk about how female imperial teachers continuously get away with molesting their students?? It’s becoming more common in Cyrodilic public schools and in High Rock.
@KiljiArslan11 ай бұрын
Anyone hear about those Altmeri tunnels?
@schlomogoldstein9480 Жыл бұрын
Alinor has not yet learned how to be multicultural. And I think we are going to be part of the throes of that transformation, which must take place. Alinor is not going to be the monolithic society it was in the last era. Dunmer are going to be at the center of that. It's a huge transformation for Alinor to make They are now going into multicultural mode, and Dunmer will be resented because of our leading role. But without that leading role, and without that transformation Alinor will not survive.
@schlomogoldstein9480 Жыл бұрын
goddamit I commented this before watching the whole video didn't know he said it at the end jej
@nothanks9503 Жыл бұрын
They are orcs joe.
@littlezero63995 ай бұрын
Dagoth Ur is the man of my dreams.
@galactica043311 ай бұрын
Dagoth Ur quoting the maniacal Jewess Barabara Learner Spectre was gold.
@frauleinhohenzollern Жыл бұрын
The Barbara spectre quote at the end was great
@Reldaz11 ай бұрын
God damn that last statement makes this channel my favorite
@uhlan10356 ай бұрын
"Orcs are living in a science-fiction parallel universe where there is no continuity with themselves 15 seconds into the future."
@Kampfwageneer10 ай бұрын
The Altmer always changing the numbers killed in battle and exaggerating which spells were used. Spells that don’t even make sense and then decreeing it illegal to take on any quest related to such things.
@riftvallance2087 Жыл бұрын
Looks like old dagoth is making joe take tomhe red potion
@strategogod Жыл бұрын
Orsimer will be free from mountain to sea
@ZhuDaoLong Жыл бұрын
Daddy Dagoth is so fucking based
@rch5395 Жыл бұрын
My first morrowind character was an orc :)
@jasonchamberlain1405 Жыл бұрын
Based. Me too. Called him Uncle Tom gro-Maag because I wanted him to be a good orc. Certainly felt pangs of guilt when destroying the heart and Dagoth Ur.
@lukemorgan6166 Жыл бұрын
Yeah i guess it would take a dumb brute to not see through the tribunals propaganda and attack lord dagoth
@rch5395 Жыл бұрын
@@lukemorgan6166 Orc smash everyone.
@alexanderx33 Жыл бұрын
If the altmer and orcs embraced dunmer culture we wouldn't have an issue. But as long as they continue to do what they do to their infant sons I say let them all go to dagon's deadlands.
@MelGibsonFan Жыл бұрын
This is pure antiorsimitism which is itself a kind of merphobia. Orcs are loyal to the empire.
@rippspeck Жыл бұрын
Calm down, even some Nords do this shit to their youth. But I guess those wouldn't be _true_ Nords in your eyes.
@LS-jv9hp6 ай бұрын
@@rippspeck Every race has traitors among them. Some "nords" bent the knee to Altmeri gold.
@FumblsTheSniper Жыл бұрын
Okay but we can all agree that orcs are just as atrocious to each others as the elves are supposed to be. Really I am most worried about how quickly Bretons in my homeland are to keep going to the streets over the troubles of provinces which our ancestors left behind long ago.
@BLK_MN Жыл бұрын
“Long ago”? You must be an idiot or a child. If you don’t see the causality behind events, and how they carry over to the current day, you should just not comment on them, because you clearly have little to no understanding.
@ctmcreature Жыл бұрын
Look all im saying is that this "warband attack" is just another excuses for the Altmer to subjugate the Orcs, and then use that leverage to push into High Rock.
@Dennis-nc3vw7 ай бұрын
Okay, putting aside that I'm confused as to who the Orcs are supposed to be, or if they're supposed to be two groups at once, the Sload are actually known for attacking the Summerset Isles in the lore on the basis it was their land first.
@jinnindo6 ай бұрын
That I know of, only 2 races have been made into soap. One of them is the sload. No analogy is perfect, but too many mixed metaphors in the video, I think.
@J2thaAMES1 Жыл бұрын
What even is this and why do I need hours upon hours of it? Is Ur saying the Orcs are 13 percent of the population but commit 51 percent of the raids? Hmmm...
@supyo3616 Жыл бұрын
This is so fucking spicy.
@zensempai7371 Жыл бұрын
This is getting more delicious every episode , only a god can know such truths and cut through the illusions of reality