POV you're a 911 operator and the caller orders a pizza

[@Action35]

Racist joke? Check. Unpredictable twist? Check. Dark humor? Check. This is an al jokes skit alright!

[@arkansky]

I'd make a difference between racist jokes and jokes about racism

[@andrews6013]

You forgot the sexism

[@DanielKolbin]

hhhhhhh

[@DeathclawJedi]

Action Also forgot Based off a Real 911 call. This actually happened a few years ago. Not as funny and the operator caught on and got them help. Seeing a spoof of it a few years later makes me smile.

[@legalmel]

pretty sure racism counts as dark humor

[@0tha8]

I don't even know how many plot twists that had...

[@RowanDuffGuitar]

5?

[@Almost_Superluminal]

lol

[@benjieljohnnguyen]

"Yes."

[@UnrestrainedHatred]

2

[@FiMvisibl3]

Plot: lady calls 911 to order a pizza Twist 1: the pizza thing is a code to avoid alerting someone in the same room? Twist 2: false alarm, she really was ordering pizza and just dialed the wrong number Twist 3: turns out, she might still need the help of 911 after all... Verdict: it's three twists (plus the black neighborhood jokes)

[@Koc3813]

911 pizza is both a risky and a genius marketing technique.

[@yaseenbshina3140]

Worst case scenario You could say you're a Porsche fan 🤣

[@PierreF-l7b]

That turned from relief to silence extremely fast.

[@ballsackgameing]

🥶

[@warrensteel9954]

"Yes, can I get a 12 gage deep dish with 9mm crust please? Yes, extra spicy! You'll be here in a flash? Great, just bang on the door when you arrive, thank you!"

[@Banex01gosha]

this sounds like a voice message from Hotline Miami

[@Molon_Labe1776]

Take this, you need it: "u"

[@Crazy-mx9dc]

Could I get a pizza with extra cheese? I like my pizza extra white.

[@Molon_Labe1776]

Who doesn't?

[@Accrovideogames]

Do you want sausages or olives on your white cheese pizza?

[@enderdragoncrafter2412]

​@Accrovideogames What are you, straight? Yes put some sausage on them pizzas.

[@Luckboy28]

Sir, we baked it, and it's yellow and brown now -- I'll just throw it away for you

[@TheUnkGamer]

I can’t believe she mistook 911 for 911-pizza 🙄

[@trozaneviper]

rights, dumb world

[@lanceknuth5300]

Woman moment.

[@TheUnkGamer]

@@lanceknuth5300 women ☕️ /j

[@ytmndan]

☕

[@alvarojneto]

"Really? No reason to ever hit a woman?" - Burr

[@algorhythmy]

Al's safety phrase is 'creamy white sauce'

[@francescacastronovo647]

Notes

[@GamerGateVeteran]

My neck will never recover from the back to back whiplash of the plot twists

[@dabmachine1]

true

[@JH-sn5dw]

Bro is the king of plot twists 😭🙏

[@chuakem4591]

"Yes the pizza is angry and the peperoni is armed" kinda twist

[@Sunderbanz322]

💀💀💀

[@zurnaka33]

we're getting sound effects now yessss

[@DerNesor]

from violence to domestic violence to non violence back to domestic violence, what a loop

[@ShadowSnowLeopard95]

Fun fact: this actually happened and the dispatch operator was smart enough to pick up on the code words. Saved the woman's life.

[@TheLogreal]

That's happened several times shockingly

[@drunkenhobo5039]

@@TheLogreal I wonder how many times it happened but we never heard about it, because it went down like this skit.

[@jamessmithson-br7rm]

Err… Yer, that is what Al is riffing off - kinda the whole joke 😅

[@Gustf2]

They’re trained for it

[@sterlingdriggs8806]

To be honest, I think it's quite obvious and doesn't take a genius to realize what's going on. Because there's not much of another explanation for why somebody would be ignoring that it's 911 and not a pizza place.

[@HydroXet]

I get that calling 911 for a pizza means a likely case of domestic violence, but does it still work now? I mean, isn't anyone who has an IQ above room temp just get what their spouse is trying to do while making the call?

[@marius7806]

I don't have faith in the IQ of a person who is a domestic abuser

[@lazarskrbic]

That's why you order waffles instead

[@Yenneffer]

Now you gotta call the pizza place and ask for the cops.

[@Kerr-c7n]

Yup pizza is too common now, maybe they should try ordering burger.

[@JorgetePanete]

Room temperature in what unit?

[@byalcintas]

my friend's dad was an operator in 911 sadly he died in a plane crash

[@Abaddon3016]

Twin towers?

[@currentlyAddictedToKebab]

mine too. best pilot in the middle east. RIP

[@JorgetePanete]

did the plane have pepperoni?

[@LD-dt1sk]

What a hero

[@MemeRaider_X]

@@currentlyAddictedToKebab *wait*

[@ИгнатийКоловратий]

5 seconds in and already violent

[@mendyc158]

Having watched the video of the 911 pizza that happened like 7 years ago I wasn’t expecting the ending lol

[@timZente]

when my wife orders a yes, yes, no, pepperoni, pizza:

[@RelaxAndSmokeMeth]

we all know the joke

[@Bk15729]

Love how they always know it's a black neighbourhood.

[@Accrovideogames]

They have the addresses blacklisted.

[@tejasmarathe2k]

It seemed as if the husband was also trying to deceive the 911 operator making up the 911 pizza story and that he was not going to beat his wife. Until he just straight up said it😂

[@lanceknuth5300]

If she called the government for help she really makes bad decisions. Putting on lingerie for the pizza delivery guy might have at least given her husband another target.

[@jamessmithson-br7rm]

In all emergency scenarios you need to call Ghostbusters… that’s what 80s movies taught me

[@whatidoknow3417]

Black neighborhood - reject "He can't keep getting away with thisss"

[@ShortArmOfGod]

Once they actually pay taxes they'll get tax payer funded services.

[@aDogNamedHandsome]

When I finally realized what was happening, I got chills. Scary.

[@beepboopbip]

the beginning goes crazy

[@bezaws]

The Guilty with a higher budget

[@fersis1234]

What a roller-coaster of emotions damn!

[@leonardodavinci02]

the next christoper nolan

[@immaleaf4964]

Here I was thinking the call would be aimed at a much younger audience

[@austinlukis9545]

This might be your funniest video yet, and that’s saying something. Peak Al

[@Haterator]

911: "911, what's your emergency?" Lefty: There's this guy named Al Jokes on KZbin and he can't be cancelled, that's illegal, right?!" 911: "Nothing we can do. Have a nice day!"

[@gr1mrhymes363]

They just keep getting better!! 😂🤣🤣

[@shammahikoro8475]

I’m still in shock.

[@drakesanders101]

bro's got them Arctis Nova 7s... great as always Al 😂🤣

[@Z.DeAllen]

This had more twists than the garlic knots I'm about to order for me and my wife in the basement.

[@SunGawdRa]

I'm pretty sure Al has achieved the Mobius Strip of Plot in his jokes by now...

[@facelessman9224]

You can actually tell the different characters apart on this skit. Progress.

[@TanzaniteDawns]

AL with hair up - Aware of situation. AL with hair down - Coat on ready to go home and hangs up.

[@HumanityAsCode]

I remember seeing what I assume was the inspiration for this in the news ages ago

[@DrKiwi2298]

More twists and turns than any and all M Night Shyamalan movies combined 💀

[@elios7623]

you got me in the second third

[@IIZCHAOS]

As a 999 operator you would be surprised how many times someone mistakenly somehow calls an emergency line for the most mundane things.

[@timmiller1]

I guess they were having a pizza emergency.

[@nemoclavon566]

From the start I thought it was code

[@michal.t]

the jokes are getting darker and videos are getting funnier...

[@jir_UwU]

pov: your a 911 caller and the operator orders a pizza when

[@AvaF1919]

*you are

[@HungryTacoBoy]

911 Pizza? What a horrible name for a pizza joint. Reminds me of that tragedy ...

[@AquaLeaderJesse]

I was having flashbacks to that one genius woman who disguised a 9-1-1 call as a pizza order years ago until the end kept throwing me for loops 😂

[@puffersfish4296]

Hmm yes pizza sounds pretty good. "Yes, yes... Yes, alright I got the pizza."

[@hurou]

I read that as 9/11 operator and was disappointed when it wasn't

[@Schrodingers_kid]

Part of my training required me to learn from hot line workers and spend a day with them You portrayed working environment accurately There's a dude that doesn't really do anything, a coworker that messes up and pushes others to do so too, then one person on the right track right until they fail It was fun watching their cool productivity statistics app show a line that went lower and lower every 15 seconds (automatic refresh rate)

[@Jaguar_Gamer]

Rookie mistake, answering yes for the black neighbourhood always ends with paid leave, so a win win on all sides.

[@aadik4458]

I love aluminium jokes

[@ThunderDomeMasterBlaster]

When you take on the OPP...and then request FOIs Most dispatch is a wife, GF of a cop or new canadian. In 37 received occurance reports, all but 3 were related some way to a Big Wig. I grew up next to the OPP headquarters. Funny thing. Hells angels all work as contractors...and built the OPP headquarters in Orillia. I grew up in forest home 15 min bike ride in the country. I still want to chat with you privately if you can explain a secure way to do so. Love your content. Posting truth through comedy is the way❤

[@Molon_Labe1776]

Are bots getting dementia now?

[@outland2874]

Casual 300 dollar headphones

[@CrimeaRiver]

"Pepsi is fine."

[@YourConsole]

Pizza 911 is in Manchester NH, they DON'T answer with "pizza 911 what's your pizza emergency" and so I refuse to order from there.

[@rohit.shukla1771]

Genius ✨

[@eonflutehza131]

I dont know if anyone knows, but something like this actually happened. I don't remember the details exactly or where I heard it from, but someone called 911 and said they were ordering a pizza, with a sense of urgency as a plead for help because of abuse that was going on. It was one of the craziest stories I've ever heard Nice to see a video of it that reminded me of that

[@Y0za]

Bro is like these fake mobile ads

[@jva1032]

Yo why tf is Al looking like he put on some muscle

[@beamlakfetene6474]

it will be interesting to make one with the husband's pov where he know about the pizza trick

[@NightHawk359]

Made me laugh Al.... good job

[@cherrywilson6267]

As a 911 operator…this checks out.

[@wrathofainz]

Damn, that 🗿 really hit me.

[@Promatheos]

She's gotta learn somehow...

[@Tathanic]

this has happened b4.... but it was them wanting the police

[@EthanM121]

PIZZAGATE IS BACK

[@ScoutTheProto]

I tried this with the pentagon and i got 5 large supreme pizzas and a article 15 :D

[@MDMAx]

was article 15 any good?

[@ScoutTheProto]

@@MDMAx a little spicy but good overall

[@_APV_]

Lol, looked it up, and there is actually a pizzeria in Saudi Arabia called 911-pizza. Pepperoni is 44 riyal, which is about $12, in case you were wondering.

[@rouven_og]

great, great! fantastic! one of your best.

[@shuhbott]

definitely did NOT read the title as “911 predator”

[@MissesWitch]

Wonder how many times this has actually happened!

[@WCMD17]

I think my brain just did a backflip

[@IuriiPlevako]

This took so many turns, I'm going backwards now!

[@FightForUrRight-ob3qh]

I thought the woman was a hostage and was trying to call 911 and pretending to order pizza.

[@zooby11isbambam]

Now make a video titled “when you’re a 911 pizza operator and they order dispatch”

[@o乂o]

Al you are a genius!

[@giovannigiorgio2262]

😊😊

[@cat1800]

Bro what a twist

[@Lolwutdesu9000]

So many twists I thought I hurricane Katrina came back.

[@johnp5250]

My head spun worse then the Exorcist movie

[@glenncarver9049]

The worst thing about this video is timing - I watched it before getting high

[@MS-ot2cz]

Dammit! They gave us Plot Twists instead of the Garlic Parmesan Twists we ordered!

[@OmniscientWarrior]

This is why everyone needs to adopt calling them knots instead, would prevent the confusion.

[@BrokenEquipment.]

It’s not delivery. It’s DiGiorno.

[@Sayan-s-v9d]

Bro edging twitter with these jokes.

[@danilopatrial]

I thought 911 operators were Boeing 767-223ER pilots

[@PureRushXevus]

what a fucking rollercoaster

[@Pickleman2008]

I thought this was going be 9/11 jokes

[@hollowshield2315]

“It’s probably nothing” -aljokes

[@ImJinx]

That's so funny. I love it!

[@stavidjenkins]

That's a terrible name for a pizza place......reminds me of that tragedy

[@dziosdzynes7663]

Holy shit that was insane.

[@thecubeisalie413]

"Nine-eleven pizza, how can we help you?" (It's in manhattan)

[@gonzalolongone]

As always this was an ankle breaker, Al nevefr dissapoints

[@BrantsFleshlight]

I was surprised to learn that there is a restaurant called “Pizza 911” in Manchester, New Hampshire 😂

[@MelB868]

For real that's confusing

[@dittadelvita5618]

Idk if anyone ever told u this but u look just like the guy from spaceboy channel the guy who does the James Randall character 😂the resemblance is so much I had to go back and forth and I’m still not sure if u guys are the same person 😂

[@JampsD3]

Good timing considering the pizza gate loose ends that just got tied up.

[@whytho1690]

I'm sorry the what

[@JampsD3]

@@whytho1690 "pizzagate gunman" who got 4 years for shooting a door at a pizza place he believed was hiding trafficked kids, supposedly pulls gun on cops in regular traffic stop and both shot him.

[@JampsD3]

@@whytho1690 I replied more in detail earlier but apparently not allowed to really explain much as it got deleted, just search "pizzagate gunman", he got 4 years for shooting a door open at a pizza place he believed minors were being trafficked through and supposedly pulls a gun during a regular traffic stop a day or 2 ago.

[@asdfasdfasdfsfds]

There's not enough jokes. It's in the plot twists. I'm a comedian, this is hurting me. ITS IN THE PLOT TWISTS!

[@johnturtle6649]

ah crap, I wanted the colt 1911 line, damnit this always happens ....

[@OmniscientWarrior]

Based on a real event. (I hope.) There was a real call that a woman made to 911, she framed it like she was making sure that there would be dinner and her ass getting beat wasn't going to be an excuse for her not doing her job and making sure dinner was ready on time. Police did arrive and saw her fresh injuries. Took dispatch a moment but they figured out real fast that she was in real danger and played along. Because of knowing of this fact, it ruined this joke for me.