All 138 Times Rey DESTROYS the Patriarchy

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The Woke Critic

The Woke Critic

Жыл бұрын

A long time ago in a patriarchy far, far away...
#StarWars #Review #Breakdown #VideoEssay #ThisIsTheRey

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@georgehouliaras7239
@georgehouliaras7239 Жыл бұрын
Truly the most stunning and brave birthing person of our generation. As a non binary battle droid with Roger/Roger pronouns, I'm proud that Rey is part of the Star Trek universe.
@Rhamsody
@Rhamsody Жыл бұрын
😂👏🏾👍🏾🤦🏾‍♂️
@faustsiftar7683
@faustsiftar7683 Жыл бұрын
You have one of the best comments I’ve ever seen
@TheArneSaknussemm
@TheArneSaknussemm Жыл бұрын
😄
@INameIsGood
@INameIsGood Жыл бұрын
It's not Star Trek, it's Trek Wars
@benjaminjohnson3755
@benjaminjohnson3755 Жыл бұрын
@@INameIsGood It's neither of those. It's Battlestarwars Galactitrek.
@pilouuuu
@pilouuuu Жыл бұрын
She not only destroyed the Patriarchy, but also the whole Star Wars franchise. Exactly what you would expect from a Palpatine.
@bladerunner3314
@bladerunner3314 Жыл бұрын
And she'll be back for more, yaih!
@kerebosaz
@kerebosaz Жыл бұрын
why destroy one when you can destroy 2 at twice the price
@syler100
@syler100 Жыл бұрын
@@kerebosaz or the whole set
@hermitcard4494
@hermitcard4494 Жыл бұрын
So powerful she is!
@rigod100
@rigod100 Жыл бұрын
​@@hermitcard4494 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Tusitala1967
@Tusitala1967 Жыл бұрын
White girl outruns black man. Seems legit.
@usern4metak3ns
@usern4metak3ns Жыл бұрын
she gotta outrun the predators. makes sense
@anotherrandomguy8871
@anotherrandomguy8871 Жыл бұрын
@@usern4metak3ns “well of course she has to run! who else will protect her from *those* people? Next they’ll come for the children! Who will protect the women and the children from those brutish ni-“ 👵🏻
@josephbassey1501
@josephbassey1501 Жыл бұрын
​@@anotherrandomguy8871 your comment seems incomplete
@vinnievu1
@vinnievu1 Жыл бұрын
​@@josephbassey1501 KZbin has banned him for "hate speech".
@josephbassey1501
@josephbassey1501 Жыл бұрын
@@vinnievu1 think his brain froze
@MasterSprintersan1
@MasterSprintersan1 Жыл бұрын
Legend has it that Rey, as an egg inside of her mom’s womb, demanded the sperm cells to ask for consent first before the fertilization even began. Her story is inspiring, brave, and as strong as her wide looking forehead.
@joquin4618
@joquin4618 Жыл бұрын
Probably Disney Star Wars cannon 🤢
@josephsalmonte4995
@josephsalmonte4995 Жыл бұрын
That's hilarious 🤣
@user-ew4pe7zf3k
@user-ew4pe7zf3k Жыл бұрын
Anakin didn't need a father for conception and neither did Rey lolz
@redjirachi1
@redjirachi1 11 ай бұрын
@@user-ew4pe7zf3k Her being Palpatine pulling a Plagueis would actually be a better explanation for where she came from
@kool4209
@kool4209 8 ай бұрын
she also used the force to kill and remove the sperm once she was birthed so she can take full credit for her existence
@silverscorpio24
@silverscorpio24 Жыл бұрын
Finn's greatest sin was not that he was brainwashed into blind obedience by an oppressive government. It was that he had a sausage.
@olekanuriel9359
@olekanuriel9359 Жыл бұрын
he wasn't even blindly obedient he refused to kill for them and escaped first chance he got
@CE4Ever
@CE4Ever Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@rosswilson8917
@rosswilson8917 Жыл бұрын
He refused to kill and then proceeded to murder his fellow stormtroopers
@mastermatt1171
@mastermatt1171 Жыл бұрын
an overcooked one that is
@friendlyreaper9012
@friendlyreaper9012 Жыл бұрын
@@olekanuriel9359 also the guy trained from childhood is a comic relief character. He could have been one of the best characters in star wars. A cold emotionless storm trooper turned Jedi by using his emotions instead of repressing them since he was tired of the first order murdering innocents. It would make so much sense, especially if Luke trained him. But they just had to make some boring RPG blank slate the protagonist.
@randymarsh27
@randymarsh27 Жыл бұрын
Remember!! None of this would have happened without Jennifer Lawrence being Jennifer Lawrence.
@whaguitars
@whaguitars Жыл бұрын
LOL
@Agent_Ste
@Agent_Ste Жыл бұрын
she was the first Jennifer Lawrence on the screen.
@pedroj3432
@pedroj3432 Жыл бұрын
​@@Agent_Stelmao😂 i only heard that shit for the first time yesterday. I like her, so that was somewhat upsetting
@CooLin1stPlace
@CooLin1stPlace Жыл бұрын
Where would we be without her? All hail J. Law!
@replicantona
@replicantona Жыл бұрын
​@@pedroj3432 i need context pls
@user-nv2wt4hi8t
@user-nv2wt4hi8t Жыл бұрын
'Finn feels the weight of Rey's gigantic balls' *Stormtrooper scream* lmao
@TheUninspiredReviewer
@TheUninspiredReviewer Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised that a stunning, brave & capable WOMAN like Rey only destroyed the patriarchy 138 times, she could've gone for a solid 200.
@hypr.focused
@hypr.focused Жыл бұрын
She did but Misogynistic movie editor cut it away
@jlall4467
@jlall4467 Жыл бұрын
She will be in more SW movies so maybe she'll get to 200
@TheUninspiredReviewer
@TheUninspiredReviewer Жыл бұрын
@@hypr.focused hahaha she'll break the fourth wall to smash the patriarchy behind the screen!
@TheUninspiredReviewer
@TheUninspiredReviewer Жыл бұрын
@@jlall4467 If she gets another trilogy i'll bet they bump it up to 500
@marsoh7972
@marsoh7972 Жыл бұрын
She could, but she had to leave something for Holdo, Leia and Rose to destroy. Women aren't selfish... like men!
@Rizzo2185
@Rizzo2185 Жыл бұрын
You forgot the part where Rey led the 1991 New York Giants to a stunning SuperBowl victory over the Buffalo Bills! The crowd went wild!
@royhenry-do9hq
@royhenry-do9hq Жыл бұрын
I was actually born that day and my dad still gives me shit, joking, that he missed the game.
@Rizzo2185
@Rizzo2185 Жыл бұрын
@@royhenry-do9hq 😂
@afridgetoofar1818
@afridgetoofar1818 Жыл бұрын
My name is Rey. Rey who? Rey Hostetler.
@chazzitz-wh4ly
@chazzitz-wh4ly Жыл бұрын
And don’t forget that time in 1998 when Rey threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.
@jasonpower6578
@jasonpower6578 Жыл бұрын
I’m honestly tired of the phrase “I can handle myself.” How about a “thank you.” It would’ve been hilarious if one character after hearing this would be like “ Oh ok. I’ll just leave you here. Hope you don’t get killed.”
@KrolKaz
@KrolKaz Жыл бұрын
This is why I never hold the door for women anymore , I got the " I can open a door myself" and the stink eye one too many times.
@Norvik_-ug3ge
@Norvik_-ug3ge 8 ай бұрын
Better dialogue would be: 'If you're going to be a cunt, then you can go fuck yourself too'. Gets the point across clearly.
@thecensoredmuscle563
@thecensoredmuscle563 3 ай бұрын
​@@KrolKaz it's entertaining though when you do it and they don't like it.
@abraham2172
@abraham2172 3 ай бұрын
​@@KrolKaz Weird. I holded many doors for many people (men and women) and I got a "Thank you" or a friendly nod or something like that many times, but never a snarky remark.
@ryanadams2671
@ryanadams2671 Жыл бұрын
I love that she is a master of sailing a raft on a torrent sea. She must have picked up that amazing talent on her desert homeworld.
@wethepeople2906
@wethepeople2906 Жыл бұрын
Can we just admit this video is better than the movie itself
@philipthomas7536
@philipthomas7536 10 ай бұрын
It definitely is, there again so is watching paint dry.
@aboutface102
@aboutface102 10 ай бұрын
A movie of a horse taking a shit is better than the sequel trilogy
@richlasma
@richlasma 5 ай бұрын
Fin RACES to the rescue..🤣
@AlainBoudard
@AlainBoudard 3 ай бұрын
I'm sure it is, but I only saw episode 7 of the last 3. I'm quite happy I didn't see 8 and 9 😅
@grandmufftwerkin9037
@grandmufftwerkin9037 Жыл бұрын
According to Disney Star Wars, it takes a Palpatine to make the best Skywalker. 🙃
@timewarpdrive77
@timewarpdrive77 Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of dylan mulvaney
@chazzitz-wh4ly
@chazzitz-wh4ly Жыл бұрын
Who would have thought that a Palpatine was the Chosen One of the prophecy to bring balance to the force. Creamy Sheev should have kept his pants on.
@Norbingel
@Norbingel 11 ай бұрын
It's 202x. Where it takes men to be the best women.
@RaydeusMX
@RaydeusMX Жыл бұрын
The one thing that I really appreciate about Disney's Lucasfilm is the documentaries and psychological analysis that will be made one day about all of KK's issues reflected in the content produced under her. Just imagine how much hatred, frustration and envy she accumulated all those years surrounded by some of the most talented men in the industry and being forced to face the reality of how talentless and incompetent she was on a regular basis. Only capable of serving coffee (maybe some hot coffee too...) and interrupting people just to insert her stupid ideas. And the best part is it wouldn't be unusual for her to cope with it all by telling herself she was a misunderstood genius being kept down by the patriarchy. But if only she could obtain the power she would show them how much better than them she is... and then she got it and proceeded to make some of the most incompetent garbage in history. It's like a text book example of a pathetic sith wannabe, and I love it. Bonus points for making Disney lose tens on billions on her personal tantrum. Chef's kiss.
@brandocalrissian3294
@brandocalrissian3294 Жыл бұрын
And they have doubled down on her dumb decisions by keeping her in charge! Idiocy, thy name is Disney.
@laurarules3642
@laurarules3642 Жыл бұрын
So accurate, excellent post. Disney and most modern entertainment in general is so sickeningly misandrist
@hungchoonghow5857
@hungchoonghow5857 Жыл бұрын
Don't forget the indignation she has to suffer at home under her husband Frank Marshall ordering her to do the household chores and washing the dishes ; giving him massages, washing his feet; ironing his clothes, fold his underwear ; made to do naked yoga on holidays in his presence ; separate the recyclable items ; help him remove his ear wax and so much more even though the Marshall-Kennedy household has 16 servants in their LA mansion...
@ziephel-6780
@ziephel-6780 Жыл бұрын
It really wouldn't surprise me if activists like her are secretly agents of BRICS, trying to tear down pieces of Western Culture. Indirectly making Americans hate their own culture and society.
@jacobhollar8849
@jacobhollar8849 Жыл бұрын
Personal tantrum, nice. You can feel the hate flowing through her
@smpdevelopments
@smpdevelopments Жыл бұрын
Jesus when you actually pay close attention to the dialogue it's even worse than we remember
@TedEhioghae
@TedEhioghae Жыл бұрын
Please, stop mentioning Jesus Christ's name in vain. Thank you. Also, if you don't believe He exists, why mention Him (in vain)?
@smpdevelopments
@smpdevelopments Жыл бұрын
@@TedEhioghae wasn't referring to Jesus Chris, was trying to tag my mate Jesus in
@LowellJones-zu8jy
@LowellJones-zu8jy 10 ай бұрын
“You can type this sh__, but you can’t say it.” Harrison Ford after reading the Star Wars script.
@AliasSchmalias
@AliasSchmalias 10 ай бұрын
@@TedEhioghae If people want to make fun of Jesus Christ they have the right to do so. You don't decide that otherwise you are trying to domineer them.
@thecensoredmuscle563
@thecensoredmuscle563 3 ай бұрын
​@@AliasSchmalias they'll end up in hell, so obviously they don't have the right to do so lol.
@the-trustees
@the-trustees Жыл бұрын
The most vile thing Round Head did in TLJ was to force Mark Hamill to call a lightsaber a "laser sword."
@velveetaslingshot
@velveetaslingshot Жыл бұрын
Right?? Thinking about TLJ makes my blood boil. The lack of respect for the Star Wars universe......
@chazzitz-wh4ly
@chazzitz-wh4ly Жыл бұрын
It don’t you feel your expectations subverted? A real work of art.
@the-trustees
@the-trustees Жыл бұрын
@@chazzitz-wh4ly The only thing you left out of a great comment was the 🙄 emoji. 😀
@rsmith8113
@rsmith8113 Жыл бұрын
That was atrocious BUT don’t insult it, KK knows it better than us sexists
@the-trustees
@the-trustees Жыл бұрын
@@rsmith8113 I'll bet her middle initial is the 3rd "K." 🤮
@shazmodeus2795
@shazmodeus2795 Жыл бұрын
The inclusion of Jar Jar Binks voice in the "all the Jedi's give Rey a cosmic pep talk" had me 🤣🤣🤣
@JosephFrancisBurton
@JosephFrancisBurton 11 ай бұрын
Pretty good - but I liked Burgess Meredith telling Rocky to get up even more 🤣🤣🤣
@BillyReplies
@BillyReplies Жыл бұрын
"Poor Maz has run this dive for 1000 years and still has to serve drinks." 🤣🤣🤣
@howardron543
@howardron543 Жыл бұрын
Bruh... Rey needs more vids... One vid isn't enough to capture all her greatness
@josephbassey1501
@josephbassey1501 Жыл бұрын
A whole KZbin playlist, a clothing line, a perfume brand, a monument dedicated to her Are you satisfied now
@kanjo4976
@kanjo4976 Жыл бұрын
This fanfiction give off the same vibe as when your mom forces you to share your action figures and play with your little sister.
@TheKnoxvicious
@TheKnoxvicious Жыл бұрын
2:55 I always hated how patronizing she was to Finn. You’re talking to a full grown man, Rey, not your five year old kid.
@tylersmith4516
@tylersmith4516 Жыл бұрын
How else are we supposed to know how strong she is?
@pjludda4323
@pjludda4323 Жыл бұрын
(Something, something, white women talking down to black man, something, something, muh duhvershitty, something, something)...
@Data-Expungeded
@Data-Expungeded Жыл бұрын
@@tylersmith4516 Yeah fight the patriarchy! Punch a guy in the balls for trying to do anything at all!
@rsmith8113
@rsmith8113 Жыл бұрын
But he’s a man and she is a woman. Woman are superior to man. Did you not pay attention to the liberal teachings?
@wickedviscus2139
@wickedviscus2139 11 ай бұрын
Imagine how miserable one would be with a wife like that lol
@SweetOrangeGirl
@SweetOrangeGirl Жыл бұрын
Rey is one of the protagonists of all time.
@ScarlettSpitfyre
@ScarlettSpitfyre Жыл бұрын
She is THE Protagonist, not "One of the". She returned into past to save HER future.
@brycespencer6732
@brycespencer6732 Жыл бұрын
@@ScarlettSpitfyre Jennifer Lawrence would like to have a word about that
@ScarlettSpitfyre
@ScarlettSpitfyre Жыл бұрын
@@brycespencer6732 Yes, the first female everything in movies. :)) Yeah, I was talking in Tenet words about the Protagonist. I never even thought of Jennifer "First" Lawrence.
@arminosas
@arminosas Жыл бұрын
Rey didn't have to destroy that old lady like that -Who are you --Rey -Rey who Rey:
@rigod100
@rigod100 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@velveetaslingshot
@velveetaslingshot Жыл бұрын
Disney had an ACTUAL strong fierce independent woman.... and they promptly fired her.....
@cabnbeeschurgr6440
@cabnbeeschurgr6440 11 ай бұрын
Carano's character was 1. Strong and able to hold her own against a Mando, also is visibly jacked. 2. Retains her femininity and acts as a bit of a motherly figure to baby yoda. 3. She struggles against stronger enemies but gains the advantage by making better tactical decisions. Rey does none of this.
@erizzle67
@erizzle67 10 ай бұрын
Funny they fired her for saying crazy political stuff online. But Mark Hamill insulting a child online got a convenient blind eye.
@dutchrjen
@dutchrjen 5 ай бұрын
@@erizzle67She said nothing crazy. Disney was and is crazy.
@jyrlan2596
@jyrlan2596 4 ай бұрын
​@@cabnbeeschurgr6440she's also a veteran with years of combat experience against a superior enemy. Rey is a snarky junker
@abraham2172
@abraham2172 3 ай бұрын
You mean that shit talking idiot who got herself fired? Yeah, a truly strong, fierce and independent woman😂😂😂
@BillyReplies
@BillyReplies Жыл бұрын
It is absolutely staggering how consistently brilliant and hilarious the videos on this channel have been. 🏆
@whaguitars
@whaguitars Жыл бұрын
100% and the first time I stumbled across this channel I thought he really was woke and was overjoyed when I found out he was taking the piss out of these we-tards.
@Morggy69
@Morggy69 Жыл бұрын
oh yesssss....
@tyr3759
@tyr3759 Жыл бұрын
It's also a testament on the terrible state of "entertainment"
@GundamFlexing
@GundamFlexing Жыл бұрын
"Forget the binary suns. This is a non-binary world" I lost it.
@user-ew4pe7zf3k
@user-ew4pe7zf3k Жыл бұрын
I literally looked away for one second and missed the kiss of death that Rey gave to Kylo. A flawless victory
@arminosas
@arminosas Жыл бұрын
The power of love overcomes death But not the kiss of death
@chazzitz-wh4ly
@chazzitz-wh4ly Жыл бұрын
She would rather save a space worm.
@rsmith8113
@rsmith8113 Жыл бұрын
Her kiss cured toxic masculinity
@Pit_Lord
@Pit_Lord Жыл бұрын
“Finn feels the weight of Rey’s gigantic balls” The guy doesn’t realize how lucky he is; getting crushed by Rey’s balls is a great description of Kylo’s entire adult life.
@atanaskatsarov6941
@atanaskatsarov6941 Жыл бұрын
He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will
@AliasSchmalias
@AliasSchmalias 10 ай бұрын
He ones killed 3 movies with one video.
@TravisHi_YT
@TravisHi_YT Жыл бұрын
Great edit, I forget how misandrist modern disney is, but it's almost every scene they can they slip it in. Your channel is so underrated, keep up the fantastic work.
@pjludda4323
@pjludda4323 Жыл бұрын
Like their "modern" "books" that try to slip in queerdom in every-other chapter...
@OneofInfinity.
@OneofInfinity. Жыл бұрын
KK's biggest failure: helping ready society to be taken over by billionaire (mostly white) old men with unlimited power that poop on woman's rights and anything they deem genetically imperfect.
@DonHG32
@DonHG32 Жыл бұрын
"Mary Sue Awakens"..."The Last Mary Sue"..."The Rise of Mary Sue"....dear lord, make it stop.
@AbstractM0use
@AbstractM0use Жыл бұрын
Still trying to figure out how/why Anakin's saber "called out" to Palpatine's grand daughter. It's almost like they had originally planned on her being an actual Skywalker, until "expectations had to be subverted." lol
@WarBirdGhost
@WarBirdGhost Жыл бұрын
KK, is one K away from becoming the Sith Queen to the patriarchy.
@chazzitz-wh4ly
@chazzitz-wh4ly Жыл бұрын
I like how Rey suddenly has a force healing ability and used it to save a worm over Kylo. Truly a patriarchy leveling move. The ultimate feminist move.
@thedramallama69
@thedramallama69 Жыл бұрын
Just like feminism it undermines its own ideologies 👍 she was kang!
@jamesmacleod671
@jamesmacleod671 Жыл бұрын
She's that powerful she can jump dimensions into the Star Trek universe and sort them out.
@ReinoldFZ
@ReinoldFZ Жыл бұрын
Poor Palpatine and Kylo, if only they had send any other woman to fight her to even the odds. But then again no independent woman had accepted the order.
@Cold_Cactus
@Cold_Cactus Жыл бұрын
Man I gotta say my favorite part of the galaxy far far away is how the new movies reflect our modern times ... man its so great that a movie series that was designed to be as separate from our real world problems as possible is now a representation of the problems of our world , so stunning such brave
@Cold_Cactus
@Cold_Cactus Жыл бұрын
Or maybe its the part where Ray is a sword master the first time she ever touches a sword or maybe its the part where she knows how to swim the first time she's ever seen water or maybe it was the part where its over
@jonathancooper4914
@jonathancooper4914 Жыл бұрын
I love the scene when Rey says to her reflection ‘but Master is our friend’ to which her reflection replies ‘your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!’ I was crying and sweating from feels at one of the scenes ever!
@actuallyKriminell
@actuallyKriminell Жыл бұрын
And then she said its reyin time and proceeded to rey all over them
@jonathancooper4914
@jonathancooper4914 Жыл бұрын
@@actuallyKriminell 😆
@fishmonger1908
@fishmonger1908 Жыл бұрын
While your narrative is absolutely brilliant, it really amplifies just how much they demolished this franchise. My God.
@screwielewie
@screwielewie Жыл бұрын
Just waiting for the day when the sequel trilogy is studied in film school on how not to make movies.
@JDoe-gf5oz
@JDoe-gf5oz Жыл бұрын
Who's going to be teaching those classes when the boomers and Gen Xers who used to make actual movies finally die off and all that's left are veterans from the MCU era? "Well THAT CLASS just happened."
@josephbassey1501
@josephbassey1501 Жыл бұрын
Which school is that? The same ones telling us they are 100 genders
@hanskneesun123
@hanskneesun123 Жыл бұрын
The reason why they did a hit job on the original trilogy is because Disney can't profit from 'old Star Wars', which is a huge mistake, instead of creating something worthy of the IP, they did the unthinkable and went after peoples childhood hero's.
@sijul6483
@sijul6483 Жыл бұрын
"I am a monument to all your sins." - -Cortana- Rey Palpatine
@chriswilson3126
@chriswilson3126 Жыл бұрын
The interstellar music over leia Poppins was a nice touch 😂
@MingoDiMedici
@MingoDiMedici Жыл бұрын
How has this channel not blown up yet?
@AliasSchmalias
@AliasSchmalias 10 ай бұрын
Because it is supporting the ruthless patriarchy.
@kanjo4976
@kanjo4976 Жыл бұрын
9:38 That moan from kylo😂😂😂
@reiudfgq3vrh34ur
@reiudfgq3vrh34ur Жыл бұрын
this channel is gold
@jaredthomas4663
@jaredthomas4663 Жыл бұрын
My favorite scene was where she said to Luke, “I’m the upgrade.” Truest inspiration 😊
@ballapeti
@ballapeti Жыл бұрын
“Markwomanship” 😂
@ElliottNest39
@ElliottNest39 Жыл бұрын
“…a masterclass in defeating misogyny…”
@TiGGowich
@TiGGowich Жыл бұрын
This just openend up old wounds... I thought I had forgotten all about these horrible films
@kylemoore7746
@kylemoore7746 Жыл бұрын
I will always be delighted by a new video on this channel. Not only do we get a masterful review, but the comments section is pure gold.
@isukatgeetar15
@isukatgeetar15 Жыл бұрын
Rey is not only the greatest character in the Star Wars Universe, she is the greatest and most inspirational character in all of cinematic herstory. Every woman should look up to her and realize the true potential that's within them.
@Shifft-This
@Shifft-This Жыл бұрын
3:16 This one line summarizes the entirety of the Disney Sequel Trilogy.
@asmkalrizion7078
@asmkalrizion7078 Жыл бұрын
imagine a random orphan sand scavanger is somehow a pilot despite being basically a poverty stricken slave for the last 20 years
@neomatrix4412
@neomatrix4412 Жыл бұрын
All 138 Times Rey DESTROYS the Patriarchy --- Star Trek: Discovery Michael Burnham hold my beer
@buscandolaverdad101
@buscandolaverdad101 Жыл бұрын
I forgot the storyline of this movie it was so bad and now she is coming back. They really want to destroy young generations
@brandocalrissian3294
@brandocalrissian3294 Жыл бұрын
Well they aren't allowed to remake or change the original trilogy, so Kathleen Kennedy is doing everything she can to ruin the reputations of all of the original characters. Dave filoni is giving her alot of help by inserting ashoka into every big moment he possibly can.
@AsteroidStrike
@AsteroidStrike Жыл бұрын
I love that star wars title crawl. The perfect amount of information
@rap1df1r3
@rap1df1r3 Жыл бұрын
I always chuckle when I hear someone talk about "the patriarchy", as if we haven't been living in a gynocentric social order for at least 60 years now...
@vanheath5382
@vanheath5382 Жыл бұрын
Until this video I never put it together that Luke’s father killed Jedi children and now Rian Johnson makes Luke almost kill his own nephew. The sequels were such garbage.
@westonmeyer3110
@westonmeyer3110 Жыл бұрын
That was Jar Jar Abrams.
@rgerber
@rgerber Жыл бұрын
the amount of sound clips and layers of burns are epic
@jh491
@jh491 Жыл бұрын
Trek Wars: Maverick
@seanmcclure
@seanmcclure Жыл бұрын
I think the most entertaining part of the force awakens has been the shill media coming out and saying she’s not a Mary Sue, knowing damn well she is.
@OneofInfinity.
@OneofInfinity. Жыл бұрын
They always make bold claims without any meaningful or real arguments to back it up, when asked they either block u or ignore you, while running to their safe space where they all regroup to validate themselves.
@DONTOURAGETV
@DONTOURAGETV Жыл бұрын
Still in the beginning of the video but already have to commend you on the intellect injected in your humor … A true comedian can enlighten people with their comedy
@scottmcfadyen293
@scottmcfadyen293 Жыл бұрын
I have to say , reading just a handful of comments .. you all should be hired as writers for all the destroyed series once beloved ! What a shame such fine commentary will never be brought to light to save us from the evil stormtroopers of KK !
@thescoutguy8367
@thescoutguy8367 Жыл бұрын
“. . .Darth Sexist.”
@floydfanboy2948
@floydfanboy2948 Жыл бұрын
Rey is awesomeness personified and she don't need no stinkin' men. They should make a movie about her.
@M.E.plusminus
@M.E.plusminus Жыл бұрын
Thank you for this accurate review; it was funny but also painful to watch. I hate Disney so much.
@emiliajojo5703
@emiliajojo5703 Жыл бұрын
Like mauler said ,the first encounter between rey and finn kinda makes sense-and ridley actually acts for once.then the horror starts.
@tomsadventures1001
@tomsadventures1001 Жыл бұрын
20 min of absoulte genius wokeness. I now can watch Star Wars through the proper filters. Thanks for the enlightment.
@djjayem100
@djjayem100 Жыл бұрын
This had me laughing out loud many times!! Nice work haha.
@jimmyxc-xc9dv
@jimmyxc-xc9dv Жыл бұрын
She’s so brave
@pilouuuu
@pilouuuu Жыл бұрын
And stunning
@Fr6
@Fr6 Жыл бұрын
@@pilouuuu more stunning but also brave
@brassic1768
@brassic1768 Жыл бұрын
Wow, I didn't realise just how much subtle brainwashing was in this trilogy
@WhiteDragon689
@WhiteDragon689 Жыл бұрын
I would like to seen Yoda return from the nether world and cut Rey down with his little saber and pop back out.
@pqsnet
@pqsnet Жыл бұрын
My god i laughed. Because every sarcastic thing and ironic take is true. Its as if you read the actual storyboard lol
@Always-Hustle
@Always-Hustle Жыл бұрын
We need more movies with strong women. Straight men are evil and weak. Thank you for pushing this message on us Disney. Keep up the good work.
@josephbassey1501
@josephbassey1501 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for helping us save money on them bloody movie tickets
@timog7358
@timog7358 Жыл бұрын
havent seen the films. now i have that finally covered
@Vespyr_
@Vespyr_ Жыл бұрын
Anything pre-Disney should definitely be watched. If you don't you're just missing out tbh. Not that I care.
@timog7358
@timog7358 Жыл бұрын
@@Vespyr_ of course i have seen these
@Delicashilous
@Delicashilous Жыл бұрын
You Know what the Only hype Moment in the whole sequels are? Finn using the lightsaber against Kylo Ren. Sith rey is a honorable mention.
@SwiftNimblefoot
@SwiftNimblefoot Жыл бұрын
Man this just reminds me how uninspired this stupid movie was. The map in BB8, the Death Star Planet, our hero being an orphan on a desert planet, it is just doing New Hope again.
@JDoe-gf5oz
@JDoe-gf5oz Жыл бұрын
It had to be that way otherwise nobody would have watched it! - RLM and every other critic in 2015
@abraham2172
@abraham2172 3 ай бұрын
Bob Iger wrote in his book they actually wanted to remake the original trilogy but George Lucas forbid it in the treaty, so naturally...
@menydenisse
@menydenisse Жыл бұрын
This is pure gold and diamonds!! Thank you!
@samipersun9995
@samipersun9995 Жыл бұрын
This is hilarious! Well done.
@legendre007
@legendre007 Жыл бұрын
This video is full of the two best things: Womyn and the Wilhelm.
@theupperechelon7634
@theupperechelon7634 Жыл бұрын
This is funny and sad at the same time. Well done.
@Harry-zc3wq
@Harry-zc3wq Жыл бұрын
Top 10 channel on KZbin. Consistently gets a laugh out of me every upload, keep it up :)
@EnsignRedshirtRicky
@EnsignRedshirtRicky Жыл бұрын
She can compress the bypasser. That is just how Ma-Rey Sue rolls.
@dergeradeweg1413
@dergeradeweg1413 Жыл бұрын
You’d think they’d at least try to give her a character arc in post.
@AgentH53
@AgentH53 Жыл бұрын
16:15 To me, she looks like a mix between The Rocketeer and Daft Punk
@brandocalrissian3294
@brandocalrissian3294 Жыл бұрын
Would have been a cool look if it weren't for that big dumb box on the back of her helmet.
@frocat5163
@frocat5163 Жыл бұрын
Calling Luke Skywalker a "myth" in _The Farce Awokens_ is equivalent to someone in the 1990s thinking the Beatles were a myth. Or someone in the 1970s thinking the German Stache was a myth. It's completely nonsensical. Which, of course, is why these idiots put it into the film.
@gunstargizmo
@gunstargizmo Жыл бұрын
Also, "they can fly now!"
@chriscummings4206
@chriscummings4206 Жыл бұрын
I haven't seen THE LAST JEDI yet, it seems to me that Luke could have called (reached out) to Leia and let her see his location in the galaxy but, then Kylo could have hacked this communication. It's a race to get to Luke first. The Resistance runs out of fuel close to Luke's location. The First Order fleet arrives and the same events occur but, turns out that an old base is nearby and... Luke holds off the First Order until the Resistance can access the old fuel tanks to refuel the remaining ships and the Falcon.😂❤
@calvinmasters6159
@calvinmasters6159 Жыл бұрын
Imagine living in a matriarchy. Looking up to the heavens and seeing a giant celestial udder. Forever unweened.
@SirBrixie
@SirBrixie Жыл бұрын
This is legendary-level content, revealing the evils of our society. I salute you, Mr. Woke Critic.
@arminosas
@arminosas Жыл бұрын
16:23 Additional: ''Not that you care, but I'm pretty sure I have a blaster'' *PEW*
@user-zq8bt6hv9k
@user-zq8bt6hv9k Жыл бұрын
Man I desperately need a lizzo Skywalker 🥺🥺🥺🥺
@josephbassey1501
@josephbassey1501 Жыл бұрын
A Mel Gibson Skywalker will do
@Nonpain
@Nonpain Жыл бұрын
A hutten Jedi?
@hardy9429
@hardy9429 Жыл бұрын
Lizzo is the last left in the highlander reboot
@martintremblay4248
@martintremblay4248 Жыл бұрын
That was beautiful, I cried a little.
@motivateddad
@motivateddad Жыл бұрын
Kathleen Kennedy is Rey and the whole Star Wars Franchise is the patriarchy.
@NovRen19
@NovRen19 Жыл бұрын
We praise they muse of satire glory!!!😅
@richvestal767
@richvestal767 Жыл бұрын
Rey being Kathleen Kennedy's self-insert into the Star Wars universe just explains so much of the BS in the sequel trilogy.
@neo7566
@neo7566 Жыл бұрын
When I heard "Get up you SOB cause Mickey loves you!" I almost threw up.
@larrytalbot3824
@larrytalbot3824 Жыл бұрын
It's ironic, JJ Abrams admitted somewhere that they were forced (no pun intended) to re-write her character completely as they went because after viewing back one of the earliest scenes shot, the one where Rey first meets Finn & she's all angry & has a massive chip on her shoulder & is just generally being a dick to him - that she had been written like this for the _entire film!_ & so they worried it would put people off her character!!! (aaaa-hahahahaha!) , he says they had to lighten her up quite a bit & pretty much the exact same thing happened with the Jyn Erso character in Rogue One, they had to reshoot most of her stuff because her character like Rey, just came across as an arsehole. Good thing they changed them to the much loved characters they are today.😏
@floydfanboy2948
@floydfanboy2948 Жыл бұрын
Mwuhahaha
@gasgaslex_photos
@gasgaslex_photos Жыл бұрын
Brilliant, accurate and sadly truthful
@jamesb2371
@jamesb2371 Жыл бұрын
Impressive commentary. That made much more sense why it sucked so bad.
@SonofTiamat
@SonofTiamat Жыл бұрын
And it didn't need to be five hours long
@HuskyandStarch
@HuskyandStarch Жыл бұрын
Thanks for what you do. You deserve more subs man.
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