All 8 Samurai Wars of the Heian Era (Before the BIG ONE) | History of Japan 59

[@Linfamy]

Which war do you like best? You sicko. LAST DAY to get a charm (Feb 29, 2020): www.patreon.com/posts/special-offer-33944568 Some of the wars in more detail… Conquering the Emishi: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jKqQq3-mnbSCaZI Masakado, the first samurai: kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3LdiJV7ac1jnNk Hogen Rebellion: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKqziml8nsiCmM0 Please consider supporting the channel =) 🔸PATREON (blog, art): www.patreon.com/Linfamy 🔸MERCH: teespring.com/stores/linfamy (shirts, stickers, phone cases, and more!) 🔸DONATE: www.paypal.me/Linfamy

[@lukkiaro8688]

Show me, daddy, which war should i like best?

[@Linfamy]

@Alex Y not what I meant 😅

[@noblemelonie]

I don't know Daddy.... ;)

[@carmelopappalardo8477]

Maskado of course.

[@area609joe2]

Pirates wars arrrgh the best.

[@Big_E_Soul_Fragment]

How many wars can we fit in our history? Japanese history: *HAI*

[@Linfamy]

How many times should we burn stuff? Japanese history: *HAI*

[@PreyingAssassin]

@@Linfamy Hey !!! Can you make a Video on great General's of Japan BTW love from India

[@PreyingAssassin]

@ANURAG saah oops my mistake thanks

[@ComradeHellas]

Hahaha

[@CycloneSakura]

Well lets see: Emishi Wars (774-811) Gangyo Rebellion (878) Kanbyo Silla Pirate Invasion (893) Johei-Tengyo Rebellion (936-941) Fujiwara no Tadastune's Rebellion (947) Toi Invasion (1019) Taira no Tadatsune's Rebellion (1028-1030) Zenuken War (1051-1062) Gossannen War (1083-1087) Hogen Rebellion (1156) Heiji Rebellion (1159) And the big one (1180-1185)

[@duchi882]

Samurais during the Heian Period reminds me of the conversation between a master and his student which ends with the famous quote _"It is better to be a Warrior in a Garden, than a Gardener in a War"_

[@fruitpunchsamurai3871]

Duchi yooooooooooooooooo

[@strawber3seal_77]

But hundreds of farmers were pulled into war

[@originalcosmicgirl]

Yes, the storied warrior-farmer. To this day cabbages tell tales of their ferocity and fear their blades.

[@maycontainnuts3127]

ah yes classical literature in the form of total war loading screens

[@augustuslunasol10thapostle]

@@maycontainnuts3127 yes

[@mattisvov]

Government: "Hey, running armies are a hassle. Let's just have indenpendent warlords have their own armies. And when we need an army, we just bribe one of them by giving him a little hat. Also, let them own swaths of land, the very foundation of any power in pre-industrial society." No way that could end badly. Also, is it just me, or is it kinda hard in this period to tell apart rebellion, personal feud and just plain banditry?

[@palmerharrison7660]

There's a difference?

[@mattisvov]

@@palmerharrison7660 Apparently not... :P

[@noxious9832]

•_• not my job to figure that out

[@DaRealRessonance]

Ah yes, war, ancient Japan’s favorite pastime

[@Linfamy]

⚔⚔⚔⚔

[@heiskanbuscadordelaverdad8709]

really any ancient civilization pastime

[@inleviwetrust]

SHINEI KAKYOIN!

[@calikk26]

@bit :D we shouldn't brag about that one.

[@Armsmen]

@@heiskanbuscadordelaverdad8709 Yeah, it really is.

[@thedoruk6324]

As we all know; Pirate Samurai; is *the* best samurai!

[@Linfamy]

Arrrr shiver me armor

[@thedoruk6324]

@@Linfamy I read that some of the Ryukyu and Honshu sub-states Come very close to piracy; but they never actually acted on it :D

[@eliskahrncirova7796]

I must agree 🏴‍☠️😁

[@omkr0122]

@Joseph Wilson Nami or Alvida?

[@omkr0122]

@Joseph Wilson A choice must be made... No man can have both!

[@Trish_Carmichael]

Oh My, I just read "All 8 Samurai Wars of the "HENTAI" Era... I have been exposed to internet too much LOL

[@WildBillCox13]

As Linfamy mentioned, those are the genesis for "tentacle anime".

[@Ferroes]

I mean, you're not wrong. Hentai paintings did flourish in the Heian period

[@ember-brandt]

First the Yaoi Period, now the Hentai Period... lol

[@loyal_makoto9031]

@@ember-brandt and then Yuri period

[@shanedoesyoutube8001]

@@loyal_makoto9031 when was that???

[@thuranz2773]

10:47 Either Yoshiie has super strength or everyone would've been waiting a long time for him to finish throwing severed heads arounds.

[@Linfamy]

Haha you put a silly image in my head

[@noblemelonie]

You said my NAAAMMMEEE!!! AHHHH. Also, I would like to say I have become obsessed with your videos while working out. My boyfriend is a weeb *cough cough* and being able to school him feels great :)

[@Linfamy]

That's a Noble goal. In fact, "Videos that allow you to school your bf" is the channel's motto.

[@noblemelonie]

@@Linfamy Oof, I see what you did there.

[@GeorgeMonet]

Masakado had the power of the 9 Kanto gym badges.

[@darter9000]

Take me out to the war games, take me out to the crowds. Buy me some archers and infantrymen, oh I don’t think they’ll ever come back...

[@gus-vanover]

Root, root root for the Taira. If they don't win you're ashamed. For it's one, two, three battles and you're out in the Genpei war

[@TheQuestionmarkstudi]

“I used to be an adventurer like you, till I took an arrow to the eye..”

[@bobacake2858]

Lol 😂

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

3:42 Maybe we can get a Squirtle, Bulbasaur and a Charmander in the Kanto region of Japan

[@magilunedecelestia]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache you again

[@lucasg7605]

Oh my god ur everywhere

[@tendousatori8582]

Ur everywhere Also hello fellow trash taste fan!

[@tendousatori8582]

Ur everywhere Also hello fellow trash taste fan!

[@jammeifrakor7842]

Hey by any chance u intrested to cover miyamoto musashi and the book of five rings in near future btw love the vid ✌

[@Justakid-h4d]

Samurai in heian era:💀💀💀 The chef:🔪💀⛩💀🔪

[@mekugi]

As always, great video Lin! Excellent summary, compact and entertaining! Ya'all make history fun!!!

[@derfred1262]

Man you are hilarious so happy I found your channel, great work, love it!

[@saidtoshimaru1832]

Yoshitomo's supposed last words on the bath: "If only I had a bokken (wooden sword) with me".

[@Linfamy]

Very famous words

[@garnauklaufen6704]

One rebellion in the east, one in the west - after hours of "Crusader Kings 2" I feel for the japanese government.

[@WildBillCox13]

"He used to be an adventurer like you . . ." Ouch! I kneed that kind of humor.

[@drose44444]

It's poetic having Heian Era mean Peace because "If you want peace prepare for war" (John Wick 3 and Art of War).

[@latoyathunderstar9585]

It was interesting about the pirates of inland. Can you do one of chosokabe motochika in future videos.

[@aminator6534]

I like that u said "kickass Mongol archers" cuz im a Mongolian

[@iSyriux]

Ew

[@shaggythewriter8185]

Also: "Yaargh! I be Fujiwara No Sumitomo! Me merry band of pirates an I gave up government rank an payroll fer the ability ta talk like drunken 18th century Britons! Avast ye Minimoto!" You knew it was coming and probably still chuckled. :D

[@jeffreysams3348]

Love the Hitachi Magic Wand reference. Beautiful (and they really do work well! wink wink)

[@IMINYOURWALLS..]

History : so how many wars do you want in me Japan : yes

[@Fwibos]

What level of patreon must I take to be the Samurai kicking the door down when Mitsuhide rebelled against Nobunaga?

[@Linfamy]

god-level

[@Sandra.Molchanova]

'Burger of death' should definitely become a title for a movie 🤩

[@Linfamy]

Seems like a comedy 🤔😂

[@Sandra.Molchanova]

@@Linfamy oh no, it should be a siquel to Hannibal Lector movies. Involving a Japanese main character. But I wouldn't mind Tarantino directing it 😎

[@Linfamy]

@@Sandra.Molchanova I can see Tarantino on that 😂

[@meetaverma8372]

I watched the whole video before commenting, *blink blink* no questions tho

[@Linfamy]

That's impressive xD

[@meetaverma8372]

@@Linfamy thanks, I guess

[@tiredhedgehog4608]

Them destinies just keep getting manifested.

[@Linfamy]

:D

[@OlaftheFlashy]

10:28 He took 48 heads. That's as many as six eights. And that's terrible. (let's see how many people remember this ancient meme-age.)

[@soobindoll9767]

Love these videos keep it up

[@Linfamy]

YOU keep it up

[@bigmeaniemem]

Hi there Eevee 0:20

[@yaboit3ngu763]

“Gave him the power of many Pokémon” 😂😂

[@alana.dyer.author]

Linfamy: type "show me daddy" in the comments Me: I'm more of a "Yes / show me master" kind of girl sorry 🤷‍♀️ Edit-- 6:45 THERE IS A FREAKING EEVEE ITS SO CUUUUUUTE

[@Linfamy]

Not just once ;)

[@carmelopappalardo8477]

You can combine the two. There are Daddy/Doms.

[@alana.dyer.author]

@@carmelopappalardo8477 that's true I forgot about the 2...but it still is weird to say "yes daddy" to some one

[@Figgy5119]

Sad it's just Heian. I've been hoping to learn more about the Hayato Rebellion.

[@fatcoconut]

you mentioned something about a fuijiwara clan, but i don't think i ve heard of them, what are they famous for?

[@plaunty]

love your channel !!! keep up the good work!!!!

[@Linfamy]

Thank you!!

[@plaunty]

@@Linfamy you are very welcome!!!! cant get enough

[@cloudchaser8650]

Soldier one: "what flavor of war are we doing?" Soldier two: "blood flavor."

[@shaggythewriter8185]

Me singing like Outkast: Heiayean oh oh Heian!

[@Linfamy]

😂

[@shaggythewriter8185]

@@Linfamy oh you think you got it? Oh you think you got it? But got it just don't get it when there's nothing at all

[@Mika-kana]

The lyrics kinda make sense with the marriages of the Heian Period 😂

[@billsummy2412]

AWESOME ... Love these videos :-)

[@Rabbits_and_daisies]

Cause he was a pirate 😊

[@brokoblin6284]

Hey, you should do a video on the structure of the imperial court, Like how does it work what are the ranks/jobs?

[@TheSpindrift76]

I want to have a video game that let's you play different leaders of wars in Japanese history!

[@Figgy5119]

That would be awesome!!!

[@HungryLoki]

Well, there's Total war: Shogun 2.

[@TheSpindrift76]

@@HungryLoki yeah but it's not drawn by linfamy!

[@jerrycampbell9376]

Classic line: "An impossible burger of death". Got to find me more ways to use that one, aye.

[@KyoushaPumpItUp]

I can't wait for the Genpei War video

[@rashaanfrater4411]

I love Japan watching one piece wano arc is base on Japan this is great

[@AyubuKK]

Jeez, seeing how many wars Japan had with itself, the island is quite lucky it was never invaded. Would’ve been a good idea to teach yourself martial arts, sword skills, hunting, and archery just to stay safe.

[@rashaanfrater4411]

And the pirate and samurai theme make me understand the arc more

[@demetriaofthe813]

Love the Skyrim reference. ❤

[@wezza668]

Indeed, it sounds like a very peaceful time

[@jhudieltheone308]

The Heian Before The War That Ended The Heian And Started The Kamakura Period

[@Linfamy]

Maybe I shoulda titled it that

[@jhudieltheone308]

@@Linfamy and oh yeah. thanks for the heart.

[@kerenzohar999]

literaly had to pause the video to laugh at 11:35

[@Linfamy]

😅

[@omkr0122]

Samurai pirate says 'YAAARGH!... De Gozaru!'

[@kenroylarmond7736]

"Like people who don't click like" I succumbed to the urge to click the like button so fast 🤣🤣🤣

[@TangyTomato]

I have heard of Chinese pirates Thanks for information

[@jakubblaha4904]

Actually...burnt fields would be super eco friendly. Basically turning land fertility to 1000% :D

[@Sk0lzky]

Finally something new on history weee Edit: wait emishi wars were in Heian? I thought it was before lul

[@myalabettina2802]

im only 8 yeas old AND I LOVE JAPANESE HISTORY btw this is my moms account

[@cbld3012]

Hazel Bettina some one like me

[@Tylerphal]

I love samurai’s I speak a little bit of Japanese

[@MCorpReview]

Masakaro: y r u attacking me? Attacker: dude its 5 yr. U r not 'new' anymore .

[@arm3dcyb0rg]

At last the story of kiyomori, i cant wait to see he throwing bead around

[@Tanuki-Ha]

ショーミ・ダッディー!!

[@smilingthroughitall1115]

The irony in the era's name is real.

[@bradsnyder2890]

I cant help it gotta give him a like. this guy and his puns lollol

[@JonWintersGold]

More like Taira no Massacre-Doh

[@strawber3seal_77]

I saw ur post where we guessed who the samurai pirate was

[@Linfamy]

😁👍

[@orangeyellow9695]

Sumitomo went dual class

[@reymartmaquiling5828]

Japan: has plenty of wars in their history The Middle East: are you challenging me?!

[@ihavenomouthandimusttype9729]

14:17 Spoilers for Game of thrones Season 4 and asoif A storm of swords.

[@RoleReverse]

He got mad attacking hitachi wand massager 😂

[@oiudatropen9548]

Good to have linfi back after the renzohead occupation!

[@Linfamy]

Happy to say I came out unscathed

[@dravenbagley1938]

I have a question what does ninja mean

[@Nimrod336]

The good ol gut punch

[@dallasdelay3468]

You always make me laugh

[@CodingWithAsad]

Spoiler alert!! next war is goona change the style(governance) of Japanese culture/history

[@redlandz1977]

😂🤣 “Death Burgers” 😂🤣

[@eanshowzgacha2128]

Now it's 12:15 am BTW first

[@Linfamy]

close ;)

[@eanshowzgacha2128]

Haha is 8 in there?

[@Linfamy]

@@eanshowzgacha2128 8:15 Pacific time ;)

[@eanshowzgacha2128]

Mmm i bet your sleeping rn cuz my time is 10:03 am

[@AGS363]

11:55 Who were the Fujiwara able to rule as regens? Were not the emperors the supreme holders of power? I think that an important Part of information is missing here.

[@kokuinomusume]

To sum it up, the Fujiwaras married their daughters (or sisters) to the emperors and were regents to their grandsons (or nephews). The emperors were usually children or teens, and abdicated (and took Buddhist holy orders) as soon as they had fathered a male toddler or two on their Fujiwara wives, to while away their time as retired emperors in their mansions in the outskirts of Kyoto, making poetry and having sexy fun times with the court attendant ladies. That's why in the portrait shown in the video the retired emperor Go-Shirakawa is dressed like a Buddhist monk. This was called "insei" or "cloistered rule", since the retired emperors retained a lot of political clout, and unlike the reigning emperors, were actual adults who did political stuff, so suddently there were two or three emperors and retired emperors at the same time who could issue contradictory orders. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloistered_rule You'll see how fun it was in the Gempei wars videos.

[@angiemalone4151]

Have you done Oda Nobunaga yet n the game Onimusha

[@Linfamy]

Nope, have not

[@revinaque1342]

Is Prime Minister Shinzo Abe from the historical Abe clan?

[@batch1214]

The leader of Abe clan, Sadato, was killed in the former 9 years war. But his younger brother, Muneto, was exiled to western area of Japan. Shinzo Abe is said to be one of the decedent of the exiled younger brother.

[@krimzonstriker7534]

Genpei is coming :D

[@sunbreaker999]

0:20 the Eevee

[@johnbrewington2539]

Learn the lesson of the guerilla: never skip leg day

[@kelleyjohnson7949]

6:44 Eevee!

[@mdtalhaansari1096]

Who else noticed the light saber in the thumbnail?

[@doctorpicardnononono7469]

6:50 o alright then.

[@Linfamy]

YES

[@Chaos_God_of_Fate]

HEY, don't judge us pee-sitters! I already know that I'm lazy!

[@zoharfunk3438]

Show me dady 😁

[@rosaecrux]

Ah, they pulled off the same move what Ramses II did in Egypt against the Hittites in the battle of Kadesh.

[@Azure_Razgriz]

Show me, Daddy Linfamy~ ( ꈍᴗꈍ) Edit, I constantly re watch the history of japan playlist 🥰

[@kuroazrem5376]

Did they have katanas or curved swords already?

[@fish-kt4iq]

Yes, the yamato adapted emishi fighting style of focusing on horse archers and their single edged curved sword, along with emishi strategies and tactics was adapted too.

[@trianamcnamee1005]

Show me Daddy over and over and over and over again. I wanna explode... with knowledge

[@alexbastola8730]

Let’s get the comments to 69 guys

[@christofferjespersen8278]

Those must be some pretty comfy hats when a man loans an army in exchange for it

[@Linfamy]

The Rolls-Royce of hats

[@kattthewarrior1255]

while watching this video i am eating noodles but sadly no rice.

[@franimal86]

Was there any evidence of a drought, famine, no sun for years around 548/549 AD?

[@dogofthedesert6642]

How come the handles on the teacups? Didn’t those come much later, and in response to European tastes?

[@Linfamy]

lol good eye. I didn't think about it much when I drew it.

[@dauny08]

The Abe clan is the ancestor of former Prime Minister Abe

[@Eakhs]

7:10 i taught (indubitably) was spelled as (undubitably) guess that shows how much i know.😬