All 96 MARIO KART 8 DELUXE TRACKS RANKED in 10 SECONDS

WARNING: the following video contains many opinions, some of which you will not like. Viewer discretion is advised.
Songs used (in order):
Tour Berlin Byways
Super Bell Subway
Tour Madrid Drive
DS Waluigi Pinball/DS Wario Stadium
Tour Vancouver Velocity
Dolphin Shoals
Wii Moonview Highway
Yoshi's Island
SNES Bowser Castle 3
Cloudtop Cruise
Electrodrome
Wii Rainbow Road

[@jinnych]

first dislike

[@IllegalCarrot11]

Deserved tbh

[@WritingCountingOriginal]

@@IllegalCarrot11Bone dry dunes hater alert + yb better + ratio + this u 🤓

[@Mrloophole]

Too bad it doesn't show dislikes anymore.

[@LarryDeskPlant]

80th dislike

[@jonasboehmer9581]

@@WritingCountingOriginal For bone dry dunes I just would say ,, music is not everything"

[@kendallmonge649]

I agreed with MAYBE 5-6 of these selections, but the video was so well-edited and very entertaining, so props to you!

[@CrabMushroom]

The worst possible opinions I have ever seen across my ten years on KZbin, compiled and coalesced together in such an atrocious and unforgivable way that it makes my head spin and my soul cry. Good video👍

[@sqweekersbat2344]

Either there was little to no thought put into this ranking or this is satire, no way is this legit.

[@sandwitchchan1999]

Big Blue 🐐

[@IllegalCarrot11]

You’re right, I actually just spun a wheel for each ranking. I’ve never even played this game before actually.

[@EingefrorenesEisen]

There's no way bone dry dunes and bowsers castle u are lower than fucking excitebike 💀

[@joshevans3421]

​@@IllegalCarrot11lmao love how you can laugh at yourself.

[@ajmullaaaaaaa]

@@joshevans3421Us Australians are just built different.

[@ShyGuy-op8vd]

2:04 "Mario's world is supposed to be full of wonder and whimsy, yet you stick him in f*cking London!" I don't know why that made me laugh so much, but it did.

[@chasethompson3958]

I have yet to see a track more split than Ninja Hideaway. Nothing ranks higher and lower consistently when I ask around.

[@IllegalCarrot11]

It would be so much higher for me if it didn’t feel so janky

[@xthriteenx]

Excite bike and baby park

[@EingefrorenesEisen]

Definitely one of the opinions on this video I agree with. One bump and you're so out of alignment you drop 5 places and fall off.

[@Magma_dude16]

2:36-2:40 That shortcut followed by a shell snipe scares me because of how clean it was

[@brendantodt5043]

That DK Summit bit was hilarious! Very entertaining video.

[@barelyhere7200]

This video is honestly a lot more entertaining than I thought it would be. Props to you

[@TheLegoPerson]

I don't remember subscribing but I'm glad I did, this video is super entertaining. Love the editing style, super funny writing, and most importantly all the correct opinions about the city courses

[@aidenemerson670]

As much as I disagree with a lot of these placements, this video was just so entertaining that I'm giving this ranking a pass 😂😂😂

[@Gamer_0694]

He spun a wheel for all of them

[@ETHAN-is3li]

I have some to agree with, like Super Bell Subway and Grumble Volcano being so low on the list, and Shroom Ridge being so high.

[@YoshiAteTooManyYoshiCookies]

​@@ETHAN-is3liwhat did Super Bell Subway and Grumble Volcano do to you? (I do understand why you like Shroom Ridge tho)

[@ETHAN-is3li]

@@YoshiAteTooManyYoshiCookies Grumble Volcano is brutally difficult (could be skill issue) to a point where it isn’t fun for me. I enjoy difficult tracks, but too much of a good thing is a bad thing. Super Bell Subway feels so dull and boring. I dunno why, but I hardly enjoy the track for what it is. The music is VERY dull to me, so that could be why.

[@YoshiAteTooManyYoshiCookies]

@@ETHAN-is3li Soooo... You find Grumble Volcano too difficult and then say that a track that's at like, the same level of difficulty boring?

[@itzastro_0352]

This video was really funny and well done, good job! Also I’m glad I’m not the only one to find ninja hideaway to be completely jank lmao

[@XGamer123]

This is one crazy list, but I really like the video! Well done!

[@winbornew]

This was hilarious. The Dragon Driftway joke. 😆 Great video!

[@SweetieBreezy]

As much as I disagree with your opinions, this was a very entertaining video. It deserves a like just for that.

[@luccaassis2148]

This video was very funny, thank you

[@auroricaura]

3:40 rosalina jumpscare

[@Some_Gremlin_Named_Winter]

10:57 “ITS A ROAD THAT YOU GOOOOOO WHEN U DIEEEEEEEE” - Ranking Special Cups 2023

[@lemonquacklol]

This is some comedy gold 💀💀 Random highlights: 0:30 0:40 0:51 2:39 3:51 8:13 8:25 13:17

[@auroricaura]

13:28 i was low key expecting you to say goopy

[@IllegalCarrot11]

GOOPY MY GOAT

[@IanJulian02]

I have never disagreed so much with someone’s list. OMG, but you have a good energy, so I did give the video a like lol

[@bradford9086]

That was the longest 10 seconds of my life.

[@sobasicallyisuck7656]

I really like what you said about Mario kart Wii and GameCube maps. I feel like they took out the excitement for all of them and then just made them feel kind of bland. Especially for Wii that one is my favorite and they did it dirty

[@IllegalCarrot11]

I KNOW RIGHT. It’s definitely cause they were using the Tour version of these tracks for the most part.

[@EingefrorenesEisen]

Imo this is because 1. Wii tracks have nostalgia goggles with the current majority of the fan base and 2. Mk8dx mechanics are a downgrade from 8u.

[@iLoveBread260]

Waluigi Stadium received a great update both visually and gameplay wise, not only that, but its so good that it's the best Double Dash course in 8 Deluxe

[@therealmcbong8446]

great video

[@ShadowSorel]

um ackshually all the snes tracks have already been remade at least once ☝️🤓 but seriously, this is a really solid ranking! also big blue being 1st is based

[@Synthpopper]

It may not smell good but he's certainly cooking something

[@Qwertyexists]

Wario owns 2 stadiums actually and SEGA was too lazy to add unique names to the classes from TF2 so each character from TF2 is called "Team Fortress" like what the actual f...

[@joec7217]

Wow I love this list. I disagree with almost every placement but I love how controversial and different this is.

[@nibbit0879]

this is amazing

[@jinnych]

THIS VIDEO IS FIRE 🔥🔥🔥 FIRE THE EDITOR 🔥🔥🔥

[@minovies]

“It’s now an oval that had a stroke and Santa Clause is there too I guess” 💀💀💀 I’m dying

[@notshyguy]

That mr Nintendo guy should get his own channel, banger content that guy makes. Really hope he uses the square tool next

[@megaherky3294]

That bowsers castle ranking was interesting

[@xthriteenx]

Singapore is the best city track! Also am I dumb or did you miss London loop?

[@IllegalCarrot11]

Singapore is for sue the best! And London is 82nd

[@russellmeauxrussellmania8806]

Wario don't pay taxes. You pay Wario Taxes

[@xthriteenx]

I feel like you missed mute city Dk summit, and London loop, or am I dumb

[@crispydrag00n77]

Wii Rainbow road is the best thing to ever happen to Mario! Glad it’s high!

[@MarioKartWiiMaster1]

I love the ranking

[@chrissi_1081]

At least the Big 3 (Mount Wario, 3DS RR, Big Blue) are at the top where they belong ;) My hottest take would probably be that Madrid is on par with Singapore...

[@jacksonfogo2]

How to tell everyone you've played only Mario Kart 8 and only watched videos about the others

[@tylersnider8162]

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO ALSO HATED NINJA HIDEAWAY!!!! Even if this list was fake or something. Sorry everyone I play inside drift so it’s annoyingly hard to play ninja hideaway.

[@bricklejar]

BROH THE AMOGUS AT 8:58 GOT ME

[@pianotrees]

I can't help but like. Too entertaining, despite how foolish every ranking here was.

[@SuperPlacido1]

I don't understand why Bone Dry Ruin is so underrated! I think it's one of the most stylish desert tracks in all of Mario Kart! Neo Bowser city is so magnificent! I really like Toad Turnpike so much!

[@treehouse98]

while I believe that Baby Park is the single worst track in the game, I do appreciate that Big Blue, Mount Wario, and Ribbon Road are in the top (also Ninja Hideaway is a deserved low spot)

[@The.Godfather.00]

…”the same roundabout four times” **proceeds to show two different roundabouts in three parts only**

[@AidanHeil]

your editing and writing is super funny, list is questionable at best but keep it up!

[@sobasicallyisuck7656]

Loved your joke about fucking Mario circuit. Way to many of them and only like two of them are good

[@CipherCats]

Disagreed with quite a lot of these, but the commentary is VERY entertaining

[@endstoneninja3845]

Ngl I think this ranking wasn’t bad at all.

[@samsungintheshower8685]

What if we selected the same track in the mario kart private lobby 😳

[@IllegalCarrot11]

Haha nah, jk jk…unless? 😳😳

[@IronGamer0X]

this is severely unrelated omg i laughed so hard

[@milktoastberigoo]

w-where was bowser jr....

[@IllegalCarrot11]

He was busy being the boss of every world in Mario Wonder

[@milktoastberigoo]

@@IllegalCarrot11 raw that's my goat right there 😍🥺🤩🥰💖❤‍🔥💌💙

[@nickymaker4804]

I agree with half the ranking, I disagree with the other half.......video is entertaining, that's good enough for me.

[@Ellis_Larry]

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO PUTS SUPER BELL SUBWAY WHERE IT DESERVES

[@auroricaura]

6:24 city track but japan

[@ludwigdudeiscool]

W opinion on bone dry dunes

[@periwinkuru]

Apart from GCN Sherbet Land it's freaky how many of these I agree with, more Rock Rock Mountain dislikers please

[@CoviYello]

Morton merked a moo at Moo Moo Meadows

[@Helentar]

The top 10 seems really close to the objectively right ranking

[@ETHAN-is3li]

My Personal Rankings: Note: These are all based off my opinion, including my controversial picks (which I have plenty of) 10/10 Tier 1. Wii DK Summit 2. GBA Ribbon Road 3. Squeaky Clean Sprint 4. DS Tick Tock Clock 5. GBA Cheese Land 6. DS Shroom Ridge 7. Bowser’s Castle 8. N64 Yoshi Valley 9. Piranha Plant Cove 10. Wii Maple Treeway 9/10 Tier 11. Yoshi’s Island 12. 3DS Rainbow Road 13. Wii Rainbow Road 14. N64 Rainbow Road 15. Mount Wario 16. Dragon Driftway 17. 3DS DK Jungle 18. N64 Kalimari Desert 19. GCN DK Mountain 20. Animal Crossing 21. GBA Sunset Wilds 22. GBA Sky Garden 23. GCN Sherbet Land 24. 3DS Rock Rock Mountain 25. 3DS Piranha Plant Slide 26. N64 Choco Mountain 27. Tour Las Angelos Laps 28. Tour Madrid Drive 8/10 Tier 29. SNES Bowser’s Castle 3 30. Merry Mountain 31. GCN Yoshi Circuit 32. Sky-High Sundae 33. Tour Vancouver Velocity 34. DS Waluigi Pinball 35. Wii Coconut Mall 36. Ninja Hideaway 37. Shy Guy Falls 38. Wii Koopa Cape 39. 3DS Rosalina’s Ice World 40. GCN Waluigi Stadium 41. 3DS Music Park 42. Rainbow Road 43. SNES Rainbow Road 44. Tour Singapore Speedway 45. Tour Berlin Byways 46. Wii Moonview Highway 47. Ice Ice Outpost 48. GBA Snow Land 49. Twisted Mansion 50. Tour Athens Dash 51. Thwomp Ruins 52. Big Blue 53. Mute City 54. DS Cheep Cheep Beach 55. Bone Dry Dunes 56. Hyrule Circuit 7/10 Tier 57. Tour New York Minute 58. Tour Bangkok Rush 59. Tour Rome Avanti 60. Tour Sydney Sprint 61. DS Peach Gardens 62. Mario Circuit 63. Wii Wario’s Gold Mine 64. GBA Riverside Park 65. GBA Boo Lake 66. DS Wario Stadium 67. GCN Dry Dry Desert 68. 3DS Neo Bowser City 69. DS Mario Circuit 70. N64 Royal Raceway 71. Sweet Sweet Canyon 72. Cloudtop Cruise 73. Electrodome 74. Wild Woods 75. GCN Daisy Cruiser 76. Sunshine Airport 6/10 Tier 77. Tour London Loop 78. Tour Amsterdam Drift 79. Wii Mushroom Gorge 80. Mario Kart Stadium 81. Dolphin Shoals 82. Tour Tokyo Blur 83. Wii Daisy Circuit 84. Toad Harbor 85. Wii Moo Moo Meadows 5/10 Tier 86. Water Park 87. SNES Donut Plains 3 88. Tour Paris Promenade 89. GBA Mario Circuit 90. Excitebike Arena 91. Super Bell Subway 4/10 Tier 92. N64 Toad’s Turnpike 93. Wii Grumble Volcano 94. 3DS Toad Circuit 95. SNES Mario Circuit 3 3/10 Tier 96. GCN Baby Park

[@soproprioio622]

Man I literally disagree with everything except Big Blue being first but fun video

[@samsungintheshower8685]

4:32 All SNES tracks have been remade 🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@IllegalCarrot11]

Banned.

[@PinkGoldPeach23105]

Bone Dry Dubes doesn't deserve to be last

[@dtb4903]

Where is squeaky clean sprint?

[@kiawegamer]

Unfortunately, Neo Bowser City is also called in Spanish as Ciudad Koopa (Koopa City) Btw, imo, Find Mii has a better name in Spanish, Rescate Mii (Mii Rescue)

[@Lucky79_]

Why do so many people hate bone dry dunes bro xD I love it and the song is fire. Also i disagree with 90% of the placements but still the video is super enjoyable

[@FunGalliform]

I actually love Amsterdam ngl

[@MannyGM]

Ninja Hideaway is not an original tracks to the DLC. Its a Tour original

[@user-vo6hv7ef9u]

Where was wii rainbow road?

[@CocoCrawl]

Uhm, actually, every SNES track was remade in Super Circuit 🤓

[@Leo-01928]

Super Bell Subway has no right being that low

[@windydoobles2994]

All I’m saying is that Ninja Hideaway is given way too much hype for what is honestly just an average track

[@kiawegamer]

I agree and disagree with a lot of things, but that's normal However, I have a doubt for something very common, almost everyone says that GBA Sky Garden isn't really Sky Garden, but beyond the map shape, nobody told me yet why they consider it a bad remake I love it, and I played it in GBA and DS and Tour, so I know is different, but no why is supposed to be bad (I'm not complaining, I just really wanna know)

[@mikewebsters4119]

8's sky garden is a fine course, but it is doesnt resemble the old sky gardens in the slightest

[@aidansilli4257]

The original has a very unique aesthetic, while this one looks like a worse cloud top cruise. I would like it a lot more if the road had the same colors as the original.

[@mikewebsters4119]

@@aidansilli4257 the old blue road looked badass, the orange one feels generic

[@aidansilli4257]

@@mikewebsters4119 especially since now we have a ton of courses with orange roads

[@Lttaylortt]

Not a SINGLE CIRCUIT TRACK until 64th place, wtf

[@itsenzone]

I absolutely could not disagree more on a lot of these but the editing was funny so here take my damn like

[@coolkidkr9241]

Kalamari Desert better than Vancouver Velocity? Somebody pinch me 😂

[@2fast4dad]

your placements were questionable and then you put big blue as #1, give this man a degree in always being right

[@KevoIogy]

Ive seen people rank Ninja Hideaway higher than WII RAINBOW ROAD and this guy ranks it at bottom ten. (Im not saying I like Ninja Hideaway over Wii Rainbow Road.)

[@Dan-CPU]

10 seconds doesn’t give you enough time to actually back up most of your opinions but the video was very entertaining anyways lol

[@Jakub552]

Thankfully , i dont respect opinions of Australians.

[@FloridianFool]

Title is a lie. This is video is much longer than 10 seconds

[@LightningE-iy8fr]

disagree with boo lake being so low.. But I agree with most the rest!

[@Galactic_GD]

CHEESE LAND HAAATTEEE 👑👑👑

[@riahlexington]

Cheese land and twisted mansion at the bottom and ninja hideaway? Also bone dry dunes is not the worst how. Worse than all the circuit and tour city tracks? Really?

[@YoyIeCake]

Some of the worst takes I've seen but its funny so great list

[@goldenfredboi2458]

i'd argue tokyo blur is more generic than berlin but why wasting time deciding what track is worse when they are both bad

[@therealmcbong8446]

Tokyo is BY FAR the most boring and uninteresting city track, great city tracks like Berlin, Madrid or Athen being so much lower than Tokyo is just pure madness

[@IllegalCarrot11]

I'll admit, Tokyo blur is definitely the track I disagree with the most out of all my ranking in retrospect. I don't know why I put it that high. However, I do honestly still consider it at least better than those three city courses, as my main problem with the lower ranking city tracks consist of confusing or frustrating layouts.

[@lukeezy__]

there’s no way you put more than 4 seconds of thinking time into these placements

[@AlbinoBro951]

Toad circuit not at dead last? Bad list

[@ColemakDH]

entertaining video for such horrendous takes 💀

[@drewbrown2175]

I thought it was pretty entertaining 😅

[@samvrla2018]

This guy lost all credibility for putting toad circuit way too high, it does not deserve anything higher than the bottom 5 at the very least

[@RequiemSTUDIOS]

I can Confirm Berlin Byways is better irl

[@titaniumhcr2]

L opinions but the editing makes up for them lmao 💀

[@alexerickson5401]

Top - Best Bottom - Worst Wii Rainbow Road 3DS Neo Bowser City 3DS Rainbow Road Big Blue Wii Koopa Cape Squeaky Clean Sprint Wii Maple Treeway Dragon Driftway Tour Vancouver Velocity Mount Wario Yoshi's Island Tour Singapore Speedway Wii Coconut Mall Wii DK Summit Tour Madrid Drive GCN Yoshi Circuit Wild Woods GCN Daisy Cruiser GCN DK Mountain Mute City Electrodrome Wii Moonview Highway Wii Mushroom Gorge Tour Sydney Sprint Tour Berlin Byways DS Mario Circuit Tour Rome Avanti GBA Ribbon Road Super Bell Subway Tour Los Angeles Laps Toad Harbor Tour Bangkok Rush GCN Waluigi Stadium Tour Athens Dash DS Shroom Ridge Tour Paris Promenade Ninja Hideaway Tour Amsterdam Drift Tour London Loop 3DS DK Jungle Tour New York Minute Merry Mountain Shy Guy Falls Cloudtop Cruise Wii Wario's Gold Mine Sunshine Airport Sweet Sweet Canyon N64 Yoshi Valley GBA Snow Land Hyrule Circuit 3DS Rosalina's Ice World Wii Daisy Circuit Animal Crossing DS Cheep Cheep Beach GBA Cheese Land Piranha Plant Cove N64 Royal Raceway Ice Ice Outpost SNES Bowser Castle 3 Rainbow Road GBA Riverside Park DS Peach Gardens SNES Rainbow Road DS Waluigi Pinball GBA Sunset Wilds 3DS Music Park GBA Mario Circuit GCN Sherbet Land 3DS Piranha Plant Slide Wii Moo Moo Meadows N64 Choco Mountain DS Tick-Tock Clock Tour Tokyo Blur Mario Kart Stadium Thwomp Ruins N64 Rainbow Road SNES Mario Circuit 3 Mario Circuit DS Wario Stadium GBA Boo Lake 3DS Rock Rock Mountain 3DS Toad Circuit GBA Sky Garden Sky-High Sundae Bowser's Castle SNES Donut Plains 3 Dolphin Shoals Water Park GCN Dry Dry Desert Excitebike Arena Wii Grumble Volcano Twisted Mansion N64 Kalimari Desert N64 Toad's Turnpike GCN Baby Park Bone-Dry Dunes

[@SnowFairy1999]

This was awful but also hillarious this is peak comedy while stonned😂

[@sheenalopatynski4217]

These opinions are straight ASS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Fawew]

Toads turnpike is criminally underrated

[@antoine331]

mais il a juste aucun goût??? il mérite même pas que je me fasse chier à écrire un commentaire en anglais, vraiment aucun avis décent en 14 min de vidéo c’est désastreux j’ai jamais vu ça