Every Mario Kart 64 Course Ranked

[@qunetinconway-greenhill6149]

I like that there's so much variety to Schaffrillas. There's his gaming reviews, movie reviews, TV show reviews, his big feature length projects, and his YTPs and funny shorts he did back in high school.

[@spncrprkr]

For real! He covers a lot of stuff which keeps his channel fresh

[@patrickfrancis9245]

He really is the only channel to capture the whole breadth of my interests from video games to Broadway.

[@unforeseenidiot2254]

It truly feels like if I’m in to something, He’ll have, or will have a video about it.

[@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas]

He's just the perfect blend of Schaffrillas and Productions!

[@PARK-sy3tf]

Going back to his old videos kinda hurts tho… after the accident.

[@theverticalgamer5660]

I'm always befuddled at how many expressions shcaff manages to get out of a single scene from Moana

[@endstoneninja3845]

So true

[@ViktorGerts]

shcaff

[@rainingcomplete3018]

Imagine what it will be like when live action Moana drops. We are gonna get the rare moment where Schaff is so distraught we got the elusive cursed realistic Tamatoa.

[@mewa3263]

Tamatoa the goat

[@cloudshines812]

One thing I love about Rainbow Road in Mario Kart 64, is that the MK8 DX remake has a flying train with Toads throwing coins, and the conductor being Iwata’s mii. Honestly… it brings tears to my eyes seeing how they updated the track to have him shortly after his passing. A man who made millions of people’s childhoods and can never be replicated… its one of the most magical and greatest experiences in any game PERIOD…

[@ExaltedUriel]

Oh damn, is it really always Iwata's Mii? I never really paid attention and figured it would always just pull a random one from the internet, that's really cool

[@Glory2Snowstar]

I never noticed that… that’s really sweet. How fitting for the man that brought so much magic to our lives.

[@coreykyurem2408]

One thing you love about Rainbow Road in Mario Kart 64 isn't even in Mario Kart 64. I think you meant to start with "One thing I love about Mario Kart 8's remake of 64s Rainbow Road..."

[@cloudshines812]

@@coreykyurem2408 Well if Mario Kart 64’s Rainbow Road’s track and music didn’t exist… I don’t think we would’ve gotten such an emotional treat 20 years later

[@Pingeel]

@@coreykyurem2408 ... Is there a reason to be so semantic? Relax... It's a cute comment about a sweet Easter egg

[@SamMidence]

Frappe Snowland is secretly the best map because you can just swing around the finish line in a circle and it counts as a full lap. No snowmen crashes required.

[@TheTitansBridge]

The best of the shortcuts in the game: the unintentional glitch one. I angered my siblings as much as I could on that track exploiting it.

[@neomothdev2]

if you didnt know, the trigger for the finish line in calamari desert extends into the train tunnel if you have a star active while inside, allowing you to complete a lap that way

[@estabez]

Wait.... An ultra shortcut? In this economy?

[@perkilatorxiii5179]

Huh…that explains why there’s also a finish line in the 8 Deluxe version’s second lap, since the tunnel is required now.

[@luke_darga]

Another great thing about Kalimari Desert is that it’s an almost exact replica of the Monza racetrack in Italy, which has had its country’s Formula 1 Grand Prix there almost every year since 1950. It’s an iconic track in real life, made into an iconic Mario Kart track. It’s clear that the dev team had some motorsports fans in their ranks.

[@charziz6693]

The real track has a train right? Right?

[@luke_darga]

@@charziz6693 If you count Jarno Trulli, then sure.

[@dom1n8r64]

i added that to the wikipedia page lol

[@RLLuke]

Luigi circuit on MK Wii also looks identical too monza, but the 1950s no chicanes version

[@IdiotWhoDidAStupidThing]

For better or for worse, considering motorsports seem to be the inspiration for Wario Stadium

[@spookypumkin6387]

I’m surprised that you didn’t mention the absolutely INSANE speedrun history of Choco Mountain.

[@ionface]

*HOME - We're Finally Landing* starts playing

[@KmartNotWalmart]

@@ionface*Voice Over Starts*

[@MrHimalayas_]

[Epilepsy Warning]

[@Recarsonated]

Me too because I have seem him in some of the comments on summoning salt's videos

[@flinnparrygrowney2714]

Believe me, I'm gonna feel quite disappointed if he doesn't mention the TAS history of mario circuit 2 in the 7 ranking.

[@Pandaboybk]

I've always liked to think that Toad's Turnpike embodies an evening commute home in this game with the late evening aesthetic.

[@LiamDeege]

I like all the city tracks and traffic themed races like Mushroom Bridge, Shroom Ridge and Moonview Highway, but this one is the only one I'm not a fan of though. The remake in MK8 is solid to say the least.

[@Pandaboybk]

@@LiamDeege oh yeah and don’t here what I’m not saying I despise this course in MK64. The cars are too big especially in 150cc and hitting one is frankly game ruining with 64’s engine. I find traffic courses to be a bit hit and miss. Love mushroom city and Moonview in particular tho.

[@LiamDeege]

@@Pandaboybk Moonview Highway is my favorite track in MkWii because I learned it pretty well and it's one of the few tracks I never rage on.

[@FrazerEddy]

Yeah, I prefer this iteration of Toad's Turnpike over the Mario Kart 8 remake. Simply because the cars are much harder to dodge, making it more fun in my opinion.

[@Pieman-jm3rf]

Battle Mode on Block Fort was always the best. One other thing about it that is unique to the N64 version is that green shells don't break apart after a few bounces. They keep bouncing around forever unless they hit someone/something, or the maximum number of them is reached. So as Block Fort battles go on, the bottom levels become super dangerous because of all the excess green shells floating around there.

[@a-s-greig]

You can still clear 'em out with a Star, if you're feeling bold.

[@BigBoy257]

Makes running into your own green shells a real problem during races too

[@saltwatersweets]

playing choco mountain is the video game representation of camping. its fun to think about doing it, its absolutely terrible doing it, but after youre done doing it you go “wow, that was so fun!” its one of those things where its so impossible and terrible that its INCREDIBLY fun

[@rustyshackleford234]

It’s kinda the same way in MK8D

[@raymiemiller1455]

That type of experience is called Type 2 fun. Also how dare you suggest camping is terrible when you're doing it.

[@Glory2Snowstar]

I actually love Banshee Boardwalk… in DS. I’d always play it as Dry Bones riding the Banshee so I could be a Banshee on the Boardwalk. Plus, bats instantly improve everything.

[@motorwayt-s628]

Me too, the atmosphere is great and spooky. That lonely abandoned building in the middle of the expansive lake is kind of eerie once you think about it. It also serves as the true final challenge of the game

[@superslayerj2387]

Same always loved that map, and Dry Bones!

[@sephikong8323]

DS may have struggled with its retro track, but they absolutely COOKED with this remake. I always loved cutting the corners of the hole in the ground in the castle, it felt satisfying to skim this turn

[@teresar6348]

@@sephikong8323 prolly cause they were they first to do retro remasters (i know the gba had all the snes tracks but those were just ports no?)

[@sephikong8323]

@teresar6348 Yes, you are completely right about both points, and I give MKDS props for trying to do retro tracks, it's just that man, they really did not cook when it comes to the track selection for the most part. Like you have only 16 spots for retro tracks and 2 of these are occupied by variants of SNES Mario Circuits ? What were they thinking ?

[@ryanheemann3819]

Everything you mentioned as a negative for Yoshi’s Valley are reasons I love it- the options, the rank uncertainty, the risks of the narrow areas and the long tumbles. I feel like they were BOLD and I love it. And the giant egg.

[@DrTimes99]

It was like he said, "Ohh... this one's tricky and hard, I don't like it."

[@Grunt_Gaming]

It’s always a good day when Schaff uploads a Mario Kart video.

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

ok

[@iLoveBread260]

Yeah!

[@huckwendorff4568]

Chaff

[@joshuaW5621]

Agreed.

[@n19ntendods]

Sure is!

[@TheOmniverse1]

7:03 "As I walk through the valley of the shadow of Yoshi."

[@pabcu2507]

Let’s not forget the time when mr krabs sold SpongeBob’s soul for 62 cents

[@mariomaster101official]

True

[@thisusernamewasnttakensomehow]

Oh, lest we forget

[@lpc9929]

I am infertile from eating scented candles

[@ElectrikStatik900]

Unrelated, but true.

[@CyborgPlatepus]

Not even a full stack of cents 😢

[@ImPersonNation]

The Koopa Troopa Beach rock I feel is how a 'namesake' should be. Just a vague resemblance, rather than something that looks exactly like what it's named after. Makes it feel like it's a piece of nature, rather than something that seems like it was carved out or something.

[@FixTheWi-Fi]

Yoshi Circuit is great tho

[@Duskool]

And then 7 came out and said "Let's make the rock exactly like the Koopa model"

[@mourning_spring]

this is probably THE most nostalgic game for me, just the memories of playing it with my cousins at my grandparents during family gatherings on a horrible spare TV. legendary

[@triple7marc]

Doesn’t make it a good game though 😂

[@sir_vaughn2018]

@@triple7marcgo get a hobby

[@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875]

@sir_vaughn2018 but he’s right

[@sir_vaughn2018]

@@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875 yea but he’s commenting on every positive comment☠️

[@triple7marc]

@@sir_vaughn2018 I have like three hobbies. Mario Kart 64 still sucks.

[@isaiahwilliams2642]

James, as a lifelong Train fan, I salute you for giving the correct course the #1 spot!

[@autismandgaming4532]

I like trains

[@Tangerinewc]

No no wait

[@n19ntendods]

Can we all appreciate the fact that in this game, Toad sounds like a cute, little boy with a crisp voice, instead of a dying, screechy cat? 🍄👦🏻😼

[@angrynerdgirl]

"I'm the BEST!"

[@n19ntendods]

@@angrynerdgirl Wow! Thanks for replying!

[@motorwayt-s628]

Isaac Marshall was the best toad voice actor and Nintendo never appreciated it

[@benjikoopa]

Bup

[@one-onessadhalf3393]

@motorwayt-s628 What do you mean, Toad’s always had the same voice actor, but nowadays he’s dealing with the consequences of chainsmoking /j

[@zer0vini]

18:47 "What sorcery is this?" Luigi: *gets sent to the shadow realm*

[@AnthonyLikesBread]

My boy Kalimari Desert is one of my favorite tracks of all time and no one has given it the respect it deserves until now. Thank you Schaff you glorious crab guy

[@egbertmilton4003]

Because it deserves no respect

[@iLoveBread260]

​@@egbertmilton4003it's something called an opinion, and you're talking to the wrong person, G'day buddy

[@egbertmilton4003]

@@iLoveBread260 What are you talking about? I don’t think I have ever commented to you.

[@AnthonyLikesBread]

Yeah I know it's kinda simple but that's what I like about it

[@iLoveBread260]

@@egbertmilton4003 all I can say its something called an opinion, so have a good day bud

[@endstoneninja3845]

11:30 in Mario Kart 7, Big Donut has a glider that allows you to go from one side to the other very quickly, with the risk being that lava spraying out can make you lose balloons or coins.

[@Tyler.the.contentcreator]

Schafrillas should do a 5 hour video on ranking every Mario Kart track from every game

[@aidenemerson670]

Why 5 hours?

[@Someguyonline24]

You’re insane

[@iLoveBread260]

He's planning to rank every mk8d track by the end of this year

[@epichuman3198]

That does not seem necessary

[@jaredhebert942]

That'd probably be better for a compilation/"playlist" video once all the rankings are done after Booster Course Pack #6, maybe as a Christmas bonus if we're lucky?

[@Klekowksii]

18:47 "What sorcery is this?" as Luigi casually ascends.

[@luangabriel5577]

Lol

[@sephikong8323]

"My people need me"

[@jitterbug4245]

Man, Lakitu was such a prick in this game, that he deliberately went out of his way to not only remove you from being "out of bounds" but he also decides to put you in front of a tiny freaking snowman, an obstacle (Timestamp at 4:01.) Lakitu was such a damn savage, jesus...

[@mariajimenafigueroa233]

Yoshi got mad at Lakitu for putting him right in front of a snowman 😂

[@endstoneninja3845]

Dang

[@stephaniewu132]

All of the Mario Kart ranking videos are a joy to throw onto the background when I'm at work. Schaff's generally calm narration in these videos specifically is really great to listen to while I'm plugging away at files and stuff. They're a welcome change from the usual animation-related stuff.

[@jarrodkopf6813]

18:40 Funny thing is that we just got Moonview Highway from Mario Kart Wii earlier today via Wave 5 of the Booster Course Pass.

[@ob2kenobi388]

17:32 Kinda funny that he'd use that picture for "I want to eat this" despite there being 3 shots of Tamatoa either eating something or trying to eat something lol

[@Scott...]

I’d say personally that Wario Stadium is in the same boat as Rainbow Road. It’s alright, maybe a bit dull at times but it could have so much potential if they brought it back. Imagine what they could do with the layout with all the new track mechanics that’ve been introduced over the years. Same with Banshee Boardwalk.

[@NaidvarRambles]

Seeing all of this Schaffrillas content and the numerous topics he covers is honestly amazing to see; and it's even more charming when people come in and watch not because of the topic, but because of him. It really goes to show how Schaffrillas has evolved as well as grown throughout the years and it's a wonderful sight to see!

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

The Rainbow Road in _Mario Kart 64_ isn't just a Mario Kart track, it's truly Nintendo's magical moment that players ever experience.

[@zzskyninjazz1821]

Hell is known to be magical

[@mind336]

Rainbow Road is a staple of Mario Kart

[@toonix1148]

Indeed it was

[@A-Dasher]

The OG N64 Rainbow Road is quite possibly the worst Rainbow Road

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

ok

[@ThePUNch1ine]

I'm kind of surprised you did not mention the dev intended short in Kalimari Desert using a star right before you enter the tunnel. It's a neat trick if you've never tried it.

[@Fppiq]

Kalimari Desert may just be a Desert track, BUT IT HITS SO HARD

[@GDevoney]

Are you sure about that?

[@egbertmilton4003]

No, it really doesn't. The track design is bland, the orange sands do little to alleviate the visual design, and it implemented possible shortcuts so lazily. The train obstacle isn't even a good gimmick. It's barely used for the tight slips that Schaffrillas describes. It just wastes time by bringing the race to a crashing halt for most people. Hell, at some point, it just becomes irrelevant to people in 1st-3rd, and only acts as an obstacle to everyone else, all for the ultimate crime of being hit by items. It just doesn't work in 64 and 7. The background is so dull, and is only interesting due to being evening, there's nothing there. The music is so boring, the only good part is the flute, it's a failure as music in a racing game.

[@GDevoney]

@@egbertmilton4003 I agree with you, also wave 2 turned this track into something spectacular

[@a-s-greig]

You guys really don't understand that the desert track is supposed to be boring, do you?

[@egbertmilton4003]

@@a-s-greig Is it though? Or is that just an excuse not to try?

[@Zpanda1000]

Most desert tracks go for an Egypt feeling but Kalamari Desert feels more like getting lost somewhere in Arizona or New Mexico or something

[@JinxTheLooneyToon915]

*D Tier* 1:29 | Wario Stadium 3:14 | Frappe Snowman 4:20 | Shepert Land *C Tier* 5:55 | Banshee Boardwalk 7:04 | Yoshi Valley 8:10 | Moo-Moo Farms *B Tier* 9:24 | Mario Raceway 9:58 | Luigi Raceway 13:04 14:54 | Rainbow Road 16:33 | Choco Mountain 18:17 | Toad's Turnpike *A Tier* 19:43 | Royal Raceway 21:14 | Donkey Kong's Jungle Parkway 22:18 | Koopa Troopa Beach 23:30 | Bowser's Castle 24:52 | Kalimari Desert

[@aidenemerson670]

I think Wario Stadium could be done a lot better by adding some opsycles, cut a good chunk of the track out, add some more variety with the decorations, a big Wario statue, some half pipes and gliding sections, and of course, making it in HD

[@robertsemon1712]

Ok Choco Mountain is one of my favorites so I’m happy it at least made B tier

[@tskmaster3837]

S Tier MIRROR Toad's Turnpike. Always a blast. Usually literally.

[@mamboo0743]

​@@aidenemerson670 The only track that hasn't been remade/returned

[@iLoveBread260]

Waluigi Stadium would be a good remake in a future mk game

[@Zman201]

18:59 they're capturing the twilight sunset which typically causes the sky to turn the orangy blue you're seeing

[@JesseEubanks]

Wario Stadium is honestly my favorite track in this game because of how bad it is. Trying to knock your friends down the jump and frantically trying to do the shortcuts makes a chaotic multiplayer map.

[@a-s-greig]

Yeah, it's not _that_ ugly, all things considered. It's just a dirt track with a repeating Wario Face jpeg on the walls. And the layout reminds me the most of the Hot Wheels GBA games I grew up with, which is where I learned racing techniques. Not much is patently unfair like the snow courses or Banshee.

[@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875]

Apparently the track was designed by Wario himself

[@thejuiceking2219]

okay, terrible idea a revamp of the track, where the entire floor is one giant boostpad

[@Ohaidavid]

“As I walk through the valley of the shadow of Yoshiiiii” had me almost throw up laughing

[@Jman1995100]

19:59 so funny story, years ago me and my friend were racing against each other on this course. Now he was a little bit ahead of me, but when we were about to pass the castle, I said, "The castle's actually a shortcut." So what does my friend do? He drove straight towards the castle door as I took the lead. The best part was he managed to get himself stuck as he threw down all his banana peels right behind him, thinking I was following him! I managed to get at least a full lap ahead of him. Now, was that possibly an evil thing for me to do? Maybe, but to my credit, my friend didn't have to listen to me. Best part was my step dad was watching, and he was actually backing me up! Also, isn't all fair in love and Mario Kart?

[@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875]

A devilish trick or intellectually disabled Call it.

[@thesmellofadventure5370]

16: Frappe Snowland (Flower Cup)(Snowmen, Icy Statue, Ice Walls) 15: Wario Stadium (Star Cup)(Mud, Hills, Shortcuts) 14: Luigi Raceway (Mushroom Cup)(Jumbotron, Tunnel, Hot Air Balloon) 13: Rainbow Road (Special Cup)(Narrow Paths, Fireworks, Chain Chomp) 12: Sherbet Land (Star Cup)(Ice, Slippery, Water, Penguins) 11: Mario Raceway (Flower Cup)(Pipe Tunnel, Piranha Plants, Signs) 10: Moo Moo Farms (Mushroom Cup)(Monty Moles, Bridge, Grass) 9: Choco Mountain (Flower Cup)(Blouders, Fog, Cave) 8: Koopa Troopa Beach (Mushroom Cup)(Sand, Water, Koopa Rock, Crabs) 7: Banshee Boardwalk (Special Cup)(Cheep Cheeps, Boos, No Guardrails) 6: DK Jungle Parkway (Special Cup)(Rocks, Jump, Bridge, Temple) 5: Yoshi Valley (Special Cup)(Egg, Bridge, Cave, Split Paths) 4: Toad’s Turnpike (Flower Cup)(Cars, Trucks, Pit Stop, Traffic Rails) 3: Royal Raceway (Star Cup)(Peach’s Castle, Jump, Hot Air Balloons, Confetti) 2: Bowser’s Castle (Star Cup)(Fire Statue, Thwomps, Bridge) 1: Kalimari Desert (Mushroom Cup)(Sand, Cacti, TRAIN!)

[@MattMovies599]

James is making so many Super Mario Kart jokes that I'm starting to unironically want a video on it

[@autismandgaming4532]

Rainbow Road Sweep

[@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875]

Half the tracks have bottom spot potential but if I predict it’l be one of the Vanilla Lakes

[@IdiotWhoDidAStupidThing]

@@autismandgaming4532 errrrrrrrrrrrrr

[@ExaltedUriel]

As a kid, the only two things I'd ever do in this game were occasionally play Battle Mode with family, and go into Time Trial and just explore the courses at my own leisure. I basically never touched the singleplayer GP races. Driving onto Peach's Castle in Royal Raceway really just blew my mind as a kid because it was the first time I had ever seen an area from ONE game also be in ANOTHER game. Also shoutouts to all the Machinima-style videos circa 2008 that would have Mario driving to the castle in Mario Kart 64, then hard cut to Super Mario 64 footage, lmao

[@trueblueryu5713]

The rainbow road in this game definitely looked amazing back in the day, and I’ll always be impressed by that epic speedrun jump people can do to cut it in half, but the rainbow roads get way better later in the series

[@dom1n8r64]

''but the rainbow roads get way better later in the series'' *You have sinned*

[@egbertmilton4003]

@@dom1n8r64 He's correct though.

[@philatio1744]

@@dom1n8r643DS rainbow road is literally the best.

[@Iveraxi]

​@@dom1n8r64 In my opinion n64 rainbow road is the worst

[@iLoveBread260]

​@@philatio1744in my opinion, is the wii rainbow road which will most likely come to the mk8d bcp

[@randomscb-40charger78]

25:10 is a very valid reason. Can't wait to see you do all the other train-based courses in the series.

[@pranavrao6370]

The Raceway music fits Wario Stadium IMO. Really gives the energy and gusto a dirt bike stadium has.

[@IdiotWhoDidAStupidThing]

Sure.

[@Madisongs]

Fun fact, MK64 was my first Mario Kart game, because my cousin had a N64 (which might actually get given to me soon!). No one even knew drifting was possible in my family for YEARS, and I didn’t know it was a thing until my brother showed me in MK8. That same brother also informed me of drifting in MK64 years later, and I still haven’t gotten the hang of it. Also I’m only ever able to play Rainbow Road and Mushroom Cup. The rest are too difficult for me, a casual.

[@ChrisHendricks]

4:53 I love how Club Penguin keeps popping up in the oddest places. But I might be biased. (I animated that dance.)

[@tjbootz52]

The version of Kalimari Desert in Mario Kart 8 is absolute peak! Probably the best music in the game and you drive in the tunnel

[@egbertmilton4003]

Too true. Amazing how they managed to fine tune this track to the last edge.

[@Mr._Sherwood]

While I've never played 64's Frappe Snowland, i have played the DS Retro version, and i must admit that does at least fix Lakitu's no fun allowed barriers somewhat by using differently coloured snow to tell you where you can't drive. And admittedly, going through the snow valley is quite nostalgic to me.

[@unclephillymya]

13:34 those SAD ANIMATIONS/SPRITES are so cool !!!

[@navchinna]

Kalamari desert is my fav imo im happy schaf understands my love for the track as well, my 2nd fav is toads turnpike.

[@nothingimageworks]

23:23 That image looks very crisp and nice👍🏻

[@trumangraham2602]

16:55 you missed the perfectly opportunity to replace the backround with the boulder part of choco mountain

[@AMTRAX]

“I love this game! Wario Stadium is one of my fav levels ever, and I bet Schaff is gonna have some great things to say about-“ *oh*

[@walrus6429]

15:34 It's called a road, it's called a Rainbow Road It is a road that you go It's called a road, it's called a Rainbow Road And you will know when you get there It's called a road, it's called a Rainbow Road It is a road that you go It's a road that you go when you die

[@ghostlord656]

"Nobody talks about Banshee Boardwalk" Spoken like someone who never saw JonTron's Top 10 Mario Kart Tracks list in 2010 where Banshee Boardwalk was number 5. A touchstone of well-aged Nintendo content.

[@sephikong8323]

Fun fact : this video is now as far removed from now as it was from the release of MK64 when it was published.

[@Arsenicreature]

I love how the auto generated chapter for Kalamari Desert says "Calamari Desert Train Ahoy"

[@ragnarok935]

Glad that Schaff is gonna finally rank MKDS next. Even tho it isnt a top tier Mario Kart, it will always hold a special place in my heart since it was my first Mario Kart

[@Rodanguirus]

Here's my defense of Wario Stadium: Learning to hop the walls is the perfect sweet spot of shortcutting. It's not a blatantly advertised shortcut like in Koopa Troopa Beach, it's not glitchy stuff like in Frappe. It takes some degree of timing and skill, but reasonably dedicated kids playing the game can learn to do it, especially the one right from the beginning. Then you never know just exactly how many shortcuts your buddies know, and there's the risk/reward of screwing up the jump and killing all momentum. Also, I love the big jump being so punishing. It's this terrifying landmark looming over the race. I've had so much fun seeing that ramp littered with banana peels, trying to bait out friends' Thunderbolts (or desperately hoping for a Boo to steal it) without falling into the gap... This track has CONSEQUENCES, both good and bad, and that's exciting. If you had given me 5 guesses what the last track in your rankings would be, it never would have even crossed my mind.

[@Rodanguirus]

Man, Yoshi Valley that low? You can pick easier paths if you don't like the risks of the more narrow/treacherous ones, and you have the awesome risk/reward of trying to jump the U-turn down the stretch. I guess I just have completely different sensibilities when it comes to this game.

[@quantumdog9791]

This is truly the most epic Schaffrillas series ever made

[@makotoplush9776]

This morning I was literally thinking "I wonder when Schaffrilas will release a ranking video on Mariokart 64" and woah!

[@MW-jy2fb]

Just one more booster course pack and we'll have a 2 hour video of shaff going over 96 courses

[@randomdudepersonman2160]

When I was younger and had Mario Kart 7, I would always try to follow the train into the tunnel in Kalimari Desert, and I'm so glad I'm not the only one who's had that experience

[@alyssabutler4044]

13:00 the bomb car is literally the greatest dead player insert ever

[@Euanverse]

Bowser’s castle was always my favourite, with the demonic choir from hell that scared me and Marty who’s punished for their crimes we don’t know about. 25:00 also there I am again lol

[@walrus6429]

I like to believe Marty betrayed bowser and joined forces with mario lmao

[@Pokemichael]

Some friends and I have the theory that N64 Wario Stadium was canonically remodeled into the DS one, and that’s why it’ll never return. Cuz it’s the only course to have a repeated name across multiple games (excluding circuits).

[@smwatertasteslikewater]

Hell yeah, I’ve been desperately waiting for another Mario Kart video!

[@yuvansgameworld661]

26:19 it does look beautiful to be fair

[@MarioWithTheCrowbar]

22:32 "Apparently puting Troopa in the name meant all the difference" Mario Kart Tour with SNES Koopa Troopa Beach 2: Allow me to introduce myself

[@CSPRING101]

I will not let the funny crab gaslight me into thinking the character constellations are fireworks

[@Bowzer2025]

In middle school before I bought an iPod I had a 3DS and just put Mario Kart 7 in, opened Kalimari Desert on Time Trial, and left it on in my backpack. Simpler times

[@theAstarrr]

"I'm done torturing myself" Super Mario Kart: Hello there

[@theAstarrr]

LOL the MK7 review ending

[@SemiHypercube]

Basically everyone can agree that 64 was peak battle mode like you turn into a bomb when you lose, totally a thing that should come back

[@a-s-greig]

I only played in 2P... 🥲

[@kecleonfan7495]

It's so convenient that Schaffrillas posted this JUST as I finished torturing myself unlocking Mirror Mode. It was really cool seeing this alternative look at a game I just dedicated myself to for a while.

[@IsaacV24]

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that Wii Moonview Highway is gonna be part of the booster course pass? MOONVIEW HIGHWAY STANS HAVE WON! WE DID IT BOYS!

[@DJKHAI23]

Right, when I saw that they added Moonview Highway I was so hype. They've basically added all of my favorite Wii courses to 8. All I need is Wii Rainbow Road which is probably definitely coming and Mushroom Factor which unfortunately probably won't make it.

[@egbertmilton4003]

Ah yes, one of the shittiest car and Wii tracks, how incredible. Hopefully, they fix the shitty design, especially of first half.

[@autismandgaming4532]

MOONVIEW HIGHWAY 4 LIFE!

[@a-s-greig]

Moonview >> Turnpike

[@rustyshackleford234]

As a Wii supremacist, I am SO HAPPY!!!

[@CuteCuteJames]

I miss the bomb chase battle mechanic SO MUCH. "I'm out first and I'm going to make it EVERYONE'S problem!"

[@KeebeThePlush]

Interesting to know that we might get a Mario kart ds ranking since schaff did some during the production of this one

[@aidenemerson670]

A lot sooner then we think too. Though, I'd still consider him getting Super Mario Kart out of the way so we can move on to the better stuff

[@iLoveBread260]

​@@aidenemerson670I agree

[@bdt2002gaming]

Bro is going to *hate* the Baby Park remake 💀

[@iLoveBread260]

@@bdt2002gaming I honestly think the worst track in mkds, is figure 8 circuit

[@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875]

@chessmaster19 they’re both the worst tracks in DS, I’d be surprised if one of them wasn’t in the bottom spot

[@sadderthanyou]

I don’t know why, but some of the editing here makes me feel like I’m watching one of your earliest videos, and I honestly love that

[@BugsyFoga]

I genuinely thought Schaff already covered 64, but I guess he didn’t .

[@iLoveBread260]

He only did Super Circuit, 64, Double Dash, and Wii

[@Dashie04]

@@iLoveBread260… Hol’ Up

[@SusiTerry]

8:51 That'd be windows XP. Also I do recall a part of mario circuit looking a lot like the bliss wallpaper

[@jBread28]

Schaff giving Nathaniel Bandy a run for his money in Block Fort simping

[@Sammykyt]

I love how you can see Koopa Troopa Beach in the background in Sunshine Airport despite the track not even being in Mario Kart 8. I really love when Mario Kart tracks are interconnected like this.

[@Alaskancrabpuffs21]

Frappe Skowland is one of my favorite tracks it's also good on DS

[@zack1stplayer]

I can't wait for Schaffrillas Productions Presents, a Brand New Double Feature Event: "Why Oppenheimer is a Cinematic Disaster and Barbie is Universal's Magnum Opus featuring Yummo Wickersham from the Devil May Cry series."

[@Brione30]

Shout-out to Shaff for somehow managing to find unique sound clips to play before the million Mario-themed tracks in the series

[@brunolike8631]

Can we talk about the AI made chapters of this video? "DS Wario Stadium", "Snow Mountain", "Antartica", and my favorite, "Calamari Desert Train Ahoy".

[@generolmatt4]

Awesome. The number 1 pick is mine too. Love the music and the train. Though I think rainbow road is my second. Its relaxing and feels so good. Like your celebrating finishing the game. The new ones are too chaotic.

[@Spybdar]

18:30 Intensely agreed. I can't hate this circuit, but time has run over it like the anime truck.

[@snackman3128]

i just realized this guy has 1.75 schaffrillion subscribers and thats pretty awesome

[@AtlasBlizzard]

I can listen to Schaff talk about Mario Kart all day.

[@Sly88Frye]

12:15 I really appreciate you talking about the Battle Mode. It's really amazing in Mario Kart 64 back when it was new and I was a kid in the 90s and still to this very day. And hell yes! Block Fort is the best by far. And yes Big Donut is the worst by far. I've always preferred Double Decker above Skyscraper, but I understand why someone would prefer Skyscraper with it being on one surface as opposed to the large amount of floors Double Decker has

[@oliverorchard6774]

Fun fact about all MK64 Tracks: Each track outside of Wario Stadium has appeared/been remade across all Mario Kart titles.

[@Atlee_Stewart]

I like Wario Stadium, because it feels like Wario made it. He put his face every where, had an unfair jump, and tedious track, thats Wario. And I like Wario. #wariogang

[@madsad7136]

Schaff used the Herb f bomb. That cuts deep. He must've been pissed.

[@Nolopo1679]

Would be really cool if schaff would have a gaming channel playing mario cart, pikmin, etc

[@rixrobin]

Mushroom cup is by far my favorite in this game. Its crazy how stacked it is with at worst luigi raceway and moo moo farm but finishing off on koopa troopa beach then kalamari desert is such a strong ending.

[@getmario64]

Thanks for the feedback ranking for MarioKart64. Wario Stadium wasn't that boring to me while I played that course so I just race through the end where it's top and trick them while they race down unless put some banana peels, any shells, or etc.

[@rikimerasty2331]

Thanks for making this. It’s reminding me of all the good times I had (losing) with my big sister in our childhood home. That home has burnt down this year and it’s tough, but this video reminded me that even though the house is gone, the memories and love are still in tact

[@grandlordSpencer]

YESSSS IM SO HAPPY schaff your Mario kart rankings give me so much comfort and life

[@TylerTheSnake]

Good Video Schaffrillas I'm Glad I've Started To Watch The Content You Make That Is Not Just Film Reviews