All Dio's hilarious quotes and funny moments (Eng sub)

KONO DIO DA!
Dio for 6 mins

[@AlvMar0122]

4:17 you have to love the fact that the guy is flying through the air, head exploded, bleeding out with the body full of holes and he’s like “HA HA! This was my plan all along!”

[@GooserMan]

“All according to plan”

[@dio1421]

What do you mean everything was according to my plan

[@delucien4075]

all according to keikaku

[@T72ST]

All according to saikyo ni high

[@HyperXcube]

The dialogue in this anime is something out of this world. Also Dio's Voice actor is godlike

[@grapes2goated897]

Yess! Takehito Koyasu (Dio's voice actor) does So well with capturing Dio's arrogance and evilness especially in part 3!

[@linky465]

Yessssss!

[@NishchayG]

@@grapes2goated897 wait part one and 3 had the same voice actor?

[@prastinos6083]

@@NishchayG bruh ofc

[@CasperBlaze796]

Oh yea that's Monke Boi Zeke

[@nicolestack3217]

0:51 Joooo↗️Jooooooo↘️ This is the best video to ever be posted

[@vfernandes9475]

I bet his VA laughs his ass off after that, it must take hours, even impersonating Dio is way too funny.

[@vfernandes9475]

@@victorgarcia3653 sure...

[@brianshepherd9740]

You expected a JoJo reference. But it was me, Dio!

[@ghostygeek788]

0:59 Him saying “Goodbye Jojo” will always make me fucking laugh for like 5 mins

[@HashirEasa]

Yeeeee Hawww

[@luigi7781]

The scream right after killed me lol

[@waikeonglim7703]

If only it was said in the Enlgish Dub too

[@potatogirlcultist19]

He sounds like that fucking meerkat Borat voiced in Madagascar

[@no3ironman11100]

Bro was really saying goodbye LMAO@@luigi7781

[@panjamysy]

I will never not love the "wry wry wry wry wry wry!!!" when he's smacking the roses away xD

[@Earl_Dioxazine]

I’d do that if a guy gives me roses on Valentine’s Day.

[@pleonasm545]

The "wrrrrryyYYYYY!!" when he's falling is easily my favorite.

[@nevecaldeira6989]

He's stand Goodbye jojo

[@jjbaenjoyer9295]

@@Earl_Dioxazine no one is gonna give u roses trust me

[@Earl_Dioxazine]

@@jjbaenjoyer9295 Good. Because they’d be rotting by the time they even approached I, Kars II.

[@naiyazahmed339]

2:41 Jotaro’s line is so iconic it made it into a dio compilation

[@jikengohil8835]

Not as iconic as “So, its the same type of stand as Star Platinum “

[@Stardust-Crusader455]

5:02 that voice crack in SAIKOU NI HIGH TE YATSU DA lol

[@hanna_dsaf2219]

1:02 THE SCREAM..

[@e-man8097]

Dio’s the best/goofiest villain ever.

[@gioelemaccarrone3881]

1:36 from Dio to Lord Frieza

[@Jonathan-lz7fp]

Why??

[@BrowserTroll2025]

@@Jonathan-lz7fp calling his opponent a monkey, which is what Frieza calls Saiyans.

[@astupidmidge]

@@Jonathan-lz7fp context: Frieza from DBZ almost always calls Saiyans monkeys due to them having tails.

[@SKULL_KNIGHT66]

5:14 ROADO RORA DAAAAAAA

[@joshsonofzeus4759]

Dio: I reject humanity. A monkey can't stand against a human! Dio with beard: Reject humanity, *wryyy* turn to monke

[@giornogiovanna5931]

HEY HOW DID YOU KNOW!?

[@jongooDgenius]

LOL YES

[@blackdude1000]

SO BOTH DIO AND FRIEZA HAVE THE SAME HATE LEVEL FREIZA:HO HO MONKE DIO:WEAKLING MONKE

[@JustARandomPersonLol69420]

He even said “Ningen” when he had his ‘monkey inferior’ spiel. This man is Zamasu in disguise

[@zoomed.]

The “ MUDA MUDA MUDAAAA “ got me the most

[@Rl3xin]

Fr and za Wourado 😍

[@blistertooth]

❌ humanity ✅ M U L L E T dude’s hair grew like a foot after he put that mask on

[@joshcortezmusic8697]

hahahahaahhaah I love when someone points out something I’ve missed. 🤣

[@rafaelbarreto4902]

Im obsessed with this dude I guess his charm extends to the real world🤣

[@dio1421]

I DIO, Approve this video.

[@Moonsontheking]

You are a facking great villain

[@Julian-cq6pm]

4:16 When you defeat the boss but the music doesn't stop

[@tpindustries142]

DIO'S CRAZY MODE! 0:17 - 0:42 - 1:42 - 3:21 - 4:17 - 5:02 - 5:15

[@ImAdamHH]

The part where Dio says "wryyyyy","muda" and "saiko ni high" are the best parts

[@TiredArc]

dio is funniest jojo character -change my mind

[@HiMSKII.11]

Part 3 Joseph Joestar🤔🤔

[@CrabsAndMobile]

Okuyasu

[@TheSonicFairy]

Ghiaccio. He does *NOT* live up to his name.

[@devendarkumar7085]

2:22

[@ThatRussianHatVR]

3:30 the funniest quote in my opinion

[@jawadiahmad7180]

I love how the words in Japanese could be very menacing (I could be wrong) but the English speakers would find it a bit funny by the virtue of the superb and outstanding voice actor that is Takehito Koyasu.

[@SnowGodzilla-zy1jf]

Title: Dios funny quotes and moments Video: *includes dios death

[@akisa_senpaisenpai1756]

Hurry up and fetch my leg 🤣 Bruh am done with dio

[@robertjuniorsernaquevelasq151]

2:09 THE WORLD!!!!!

[@Rl3xin]

Za Wourado

[@ThatOneBalkan]

3:26 saying that like its a normal thing is fucking hilarious

[@generalstory9938]

Not all of these are funny, but more like his best lines, most recognizable/known it memed Very good

[@thepurplebox380]

Every Dio line is a GOAT line

[@grapes2goated897]

1:50 Minecraft Zombies be like:

[@MasterSergius]

The best villain in the whole history of humanity?

[@immnttvs123]

4:35 Dio ASMR

[@legoman7041]

Never forget that Araki's brilliant strategy for how Dio, the pinnacle villain of his series, would be defeated was Jotaro punching him really really hard

[@xenogen372]

"That sounds like something Goku would say."

[@gowtham8909]

dude, in part 3 he was menancing af.

[@genesismultiverse4896]

*3:29* that guy from the dessert: are you going to eat that

[@cakiEDITS]

i love dio so much

[@tpindustries142]

MUDA! (TOO MANY TIMES!) 0:56 - 1:15 - 1:30 - 1:54 - 2:17 - 2:55 - 4:36 - 5:11 - 5:23 WRY!!/NANI! 1:22 - 1:28 - 1:46 - 1:50 - 2:50 - 3:07 - 3:24 - 3:48 - 4:43 - 5:06 - 5:29 - 5:49 KONO DIO DA! 0:17 - 5:57 - 6:02 ZA WARUDO! 1:57 - 2:09 - 3:00 - 3:04 - 3:09 - 4:40

[@akisa_senpaisenpai1756]

The way he said JO~JO~ radiates so much gay energy 😂

[@paramsodha7936]

So what if they slept together and after they broke and fight like crazy ITS NORMAL

[@boimeme.]

@@paramsodha7936 but they are family

[@Corrupted-Sun]

*What.*

[@Rl3xin]

Real lol

[@tm43977]

This Villain is Gold!!!

[@teresahamilton6036]

5:14 best moment

[@manueldiprima]

I love his voice

[@TheSonicFairy]

Dio Brando: tries to sound both intimidating and seducting at the same time Me: *ROFPMPLOL*

[@TheSmallestJo]

They toned the va down so much for Toji I didn’t even recognize him. Dio is unhinged & I love it

[@Stardust-Crusader455]

Jujutsu Kaisen is a JoJo reference.

[@HiBuddyyyyyy]

The *goodbye JoJo* kills me every time.

[@Sanmarachella]

I love how unhinged his laugh is

[@Prich319]

You though it was high quality ham... BUT IT WAS I DIO!!!!

[@qFxYT]

comes back with a new power, turns up cocky to the max, the only way

[@davidzarate2118]

“STANDO POWA” “ROLLER ROLLA DA”

[@adamnoobmaster7490]

You thought my comment will be first But it is I DIO

[@theheavy5412]

You’er not dio but it is I dio

[@sporttube69]

@@theheavy5412 DIO

[@ChampyTha_Champion]

Dio's english and japanese voice actors understood the assignment elegantly... also damn Za Warudo in right here looks like a snack...bro got a jawline passed down from jesus lowkey 5:40

[@emexu9220]

me: posts the time stamp 0:16 the people in my head carfull he's a hero the reality: why just why

[@reconboy0454]

Reddit assemble!!!!!!

[@jongooDgenius]

0:17

[@tinsgonzales6446]

0.59 "goodbye jojo" 2 seconds later "AHHHHH"

[@Takemikazuchi_Arashikage]

4:15 BUUGGAAAAAA....

[@Vorcupine]

4:46 - 5:04 | Me being the first one to flip to the 2nd page of the test

[@Cakebutts]

STANDO POWAH

[@ZilaxTheKing]

Dio Brand will always be my best Villain ever! I mean he’s overpowered character in history despite his weakness.

[@arifike]

Literally just here to see how accurate Shayne’s funeral roast portrayal was. Seems legit.

[@MairAlexanderBCanoy]

"AAAAAAAAA JOJO!" GOT ME LAUGHING SO HARD AT 1:01

[@bladedwillus7121]

KONA DIO DA!

[@TheLGDZombie]

bro dio was just a MENACE im glad jotaro stopped him😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@funkyfox7996]

1:49 _ureeeee_

[@brianshepherd9740]

You thought this was a comment. But it was me, Dio!

[@TheRealBDouble]

His VA sounds so demented. It's awesome

[@newerbeasts792]

Some of them only make sense in English, and some of them only make sense in Japanese.

[@jotarokujo2027]

Nahh... dub is cringe

[@idamsplays1573]

@@jotarokujo2027 man has a JoJo username and says this 💀💀💀

[@jotarokujo2027]

@@idamsplays1573 idk how ur comment makes sense

[@idamsplays1573]

@@jotarokujo2027 fastest reply I've ever gotten anyways uh ignore my comment

[@LymLevolveon]

@@jotarokujo2027 the dub is really good! Especially part 2 and 5

[@General_Grievous_.]

Fun fact: in italian (and prob more languages) dio means God.

[@HimikoFeDasMlk]

5:06 7 page muda stop time

[@genesismultiverse4896]

If you look close dio used his elbows

[@cowboykatarina]

im listening to this on bluetooth speakers

[@Liquidity624]

If Dio ain’t in your Top 10 favorite anime characters, I don’t know what to say

[@tomassanchez8891]

1:41 mokey?

[@josephjoestar4633]

Monkey

[@Necfreon]

Damn it’s so rare to see a non monotone Japanese voice actor and one that sounds so good I almost want to watch this on sub almost

[@josephjoestar4633]

What an ironic comment when you consider %99 of the dub performances have that same monotone delivery in every line

[@Necfreon]

@@josephjoestar4633 99% seriously If you’re going to give me a counter argument at least give me a number that’s somewhat believable to everyone your trying to convince

[@jinglebelirock5043]

ZA WARUDO TOKYO TORTELLINI

[@tpindustries142]

PART 1 0:17 - 0:18 - 0:41 - 0:49 - 0:51 - 0:54 - 0:59 - 1:02 - 1:06 - 1:11 - 1:15 - 1:18 - 1:25 - 1:30 - 1:42 - 1:46 PART 3 1:53 - 1:57 - 2:09 - 2:17 - 2:22 - 2:50 - 3:00 - 3:04 - 3:07 - 3:09 - 3:13 - 3:21 - 3:24 - 3:48 - 3:54 - 4:00 - 4:06 - 4:16 - 4:28 - 4:39 - 4:43 - 5:02 - 5:06 - 5:11 - 5:15 - 5:29 - 5:33 - 5:40

[@jereldbarnhold2691]

0:18 I love that ahooooo ga

[@SSJRyaku]

Dip is awesome and you can't change my mind.

[@AlexPelayo-qp2cg]

Bro said *car nosies* wry wry wry wry wry wry

[@theolob99]

0:51 Best subtitles

[@NishchayG]

1:56 which scene is this?I love the way he says "no"

[@patrykoos100]

Stardust Crusaders E45 "DIO's World, Part 1" 18:55

[@NishchayG]

@@patrykoos100 tysm!

[@DoctorCristopher]

JOOOOOOOOO (jooo) the low and then high voice always catch me

[@tilmania361]

all the scenes are great but "goodbye jojo" and "stando power" are my favorites lmao

[@nazarhasiuk4966]

2:21 EPIC

[@LiamTheKid]

ODADASHIGAHOGA 0:19

[@linky465]

In my opinion dio should have won :)

[@bladedwillus7121]

Against Johnathan or Jotaro?

[@tobeymaguire647]

same it was just plot armor

[@NishchayG]

Me 2

[@jayive34]

You can just tell Takehito Koyasu is having a blast.

[@t.a.b.scaptainsauce8906]

1:35

[@cuicojohnmatthewa.2434]

0:18

[@_ASSaddict__]

There is a reason that this has 0 dislikes

[@Commander-peepers]

1

[@_ayato_]

1

[@NO-jk3fp]

2

[@Commander-peepers]

3

[@haralthan]

10

[@SonGoku-um9si]

0:17 KONO DIO DA!!!!

[@carlcastro7621]

If you guys a e wandering where the sub is it's in the setting

[@Muncichaos]

Bros kicks and punches sound like gunshot s

[@ytpmega3280]

5:15 ROAD ROLLER DA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@muhammadfiras-wp5ul]

3:54 😂😂

[@432hz_user]

i love the way he screams its funny

[@davideromano627]

Guys...just for dio brando when he fall in the statue... # lawandorder special jojovictim united

[@il-.a_c_e.-li]

Vous pensé c’était un commentaire étranger, mais c’était moi, Dio!

[@AzuretheDumpster]

Kono Dio da XD

[@iskandar4661]

The guy is just a Pokémon with a few English words

[@simauk937]

nah it's more like a "wry ry ry ry ry!!!"

[@sandyyhairr]

"MMM mmmmmmmmmmm."

[@AB-ln2py]

Huh... i guess the animators didnt knew that monkeys are surprisingly strong considering their small size.

[@sammyj.9225]

PLEASE HE SCREAMS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL I CAN'T