All GLaDOS Songs (Still Alive, Want You Gone, Don't Say Goodbye, You Wouldn't Know)

i kinda made this video for myself because i love all of these songs and it is annoying to play them separately
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'Still Alive' by Jonathan Coulton
'Want You Gone' by Jonathan Coulton
'GLaDOS' Song/Don't Say Goodbye' by Ellen McLain
'You Wouldn't Know' by Jonathan Coulton
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Timestamps:
0:00 Still Alive
2:59 Want You Gone
5:17 Don't Say Goodbye
7:32 You Wouldn't Know
get out of my description

[@darklotus713]

Ellen's voice is beautiful. I love all these songs, but they make me feel so sad

[@Person-who-exists]

Just knowing that there won’t be another game because of valves inability to count to 3 makes me sad.

[@ScoutTF2Gaming]

@@Person-who-exists as the TF2 lover in this reply section i agree

[@darklotus713]

@@Person-who-exists as a portal and TF2 lover I also agree

[@ThatSyle]

@@Person-who-exists In my personal opinion, there really doesn't need to be another game. Maybe a spin-off... but honestly, Portal 2 is such a good ending to the Portal Duology that it doesn't feel right for there to be another one.

[@ryyguyzinton]

@@ThatSylefeels complete for every valve series but we just want more

[@LorvinWolf]

5:17 This would have been a nice song for another ending, like: If you find all recordings of cave jonson you would get the caroline ending in which glados doesn't remove her memory.

[@sydmohammadali6421]

i like this idea

[@HandsomeYoutubeBrowser]

She didn’t. The bird fiasco in the co-op is supposed to show GLaDOS once again lied to chell so she would leave.

[@LorvinWolf]

@@HandsomeKZbinBrowser Yeah. I never played coop since all my friends hate the game. Well... So chell might stay at aperture and not leave. So she and caroline remain. picturing a end scene a simmilar scene like the normal ending just that atlas holds the cake. Then the wheatly scene in SPAAAACE Just with this new song.

[@KewIsIncrediblyTired]

@@LorvinWolf wanna play together coop?

[@bumbleprime7713]

​@@KewIsIncrediblyTiredI'm not sure about them but I'd be up for it

[@cgoober2000]

Add up the first word of each song in order of when they were created and you get: Still Don't Want You ... though Don't Say Goodbye is unused, and therefore could be excluded, leaving only: Still Want You

[@WolfOn_Meta]

and that's a good reason for portal 3 💀GLaDOS is not GLaD you're gone, that was a horrible joke.

[@kylewalsh1355]

wait, if the name for the song for portal 3 starts with gone, then it becomes Still Want You Gone and Still Don't Want You Gone, fitting with the existance/absence of Don't say goodbye, which is about GLaDOS not wanting chell to leave

[@leoje1524]

All of the second words say (including don't say goodbye) alive you say wouldn't so that could mean chell or glados or something or somebody else isn't alive

[@timcellar9021]

Wouldn’t it be “still want don’t you”

[@yotsuba997]

@@timcellar9021 Don't Say Goodbye came before Want You Gone, as it was gonna be the end song for Portal 2.

[@Jaymic]

These songs all sound like someone going through a breakup, trying to manipulate their ex. "It was good, It's totally fine, I'm not mad, but I'm still here even though you hurt me." "I'm tired of the kind of person you are and I need you to leave so I can get better." "Please don't leave me I don't know anything else" "Actually I'm doing pretty good without you and totally not trying to make you jealous there's actually someone else and I like them more totally not trying to make you jealous by the way"

[@veganmeatball6780]

Valve did describe these songs as love songs, soo…

[@skycap3081]

STILL (alive) WANT (you gone) YOU (wouldn't know)

[@militantpanic]

STILL (alive) DONT(say goodbye) WANT(you gone) YOU(wouldn't know) 🤓🤓

[@Ren-zg7nu]

​@@militantpanic wouldn't it be still want don't you?

[@militantpanic]

hmmm actually acording to my calculations "dont" is from portal 2 beta that came before portal 2 that has the "want"🤓🤓 (i destroyed the english language lol)

[@Ren-zg7nu]

@@militantpanic your service is appreciated

[@MinorLife10]

5:17 I never knew this song existed. It is actually cool it was released separately!

[@Xerbius_YT]

its not official, it was fan made

[@MinorLife10]

@@Xerbius_YT I know that

[@sopix7761]

@@Xerbius_YT the video isn't but the song is

[@Xerbius_YT]

@@sopix7761 I know that's what I was saying.

[@Riddle6682]

@@Xerbius_YTit was going to be in, but before they recorded it they came up with a different one (want you gone) and Ellen made it on her own. (Although I think harry101uk helped produce it)

[@KairuHakubi]

There is nothing as baffling to me as the rise of the Lego franchise, its absorption of EVERYTHING, and how those things are allowed to do as much as they are and get the budget they get.

[@waldemarpolcyn6936]

same

[@timbaverstock6576]

And with all that budget, how hopelessly buggy the Lego games still are. I mean, I still love playing them, but ugh.

[@Polygonetwo]

Love having these all together in one place, just a tad annoying the last song is notably quieter than the others. x_x

[@DumboOctopiAreTheBest]

Please don’t say goodbye is super depressing. I love it.

[@pinata1kid]

*cough cough, ahem* I have a small headcanon that GLaD does actually sing these, but just alone, missing Chell, the only person she sort of knows in that cold little chamber-- ..which is.... Actually really depressing.

[@PinkPenSketches_PNG]

THE FACT I WAS KINDA DRAWING THIS WHILE I WAS LISTENING TO THIS?

[@user-ms6pc6lq8c]

want you gone is the base for GLaDos's part in count to Three by chalkeaters apparently

[@ScreadomExtras]

yeah, also i was thinking about adding count to three but i didn't 'cause it wasn't official and GLaDOS doesn't sing the whole thing

[@jess648]

it’s crazy they actually got Ellen for that

[@Slimiz]

I havent seen a fan song be better than count to three

[@veganmeatball6780]

I heard that song before playing portal 2 and the tune jumps scared me lmao

[@Stars_Everywhere37]

Some things i have noticed with GLaDOS' and Chell's relationship here Still alive - GLaDOS definitely sees Chell as just another Subject Want you gone - Sounds a lot more friendly, as they somewhat build a 'friendship' because of Wheatly's betrayal Don't say goodbye - That sounds a lot like GLaDOS feels like a mother for Chell (We already have that theory, don't we.) You wouldn't know - Gives the same vibe as Still alive, maybe the same timeline (I don't know anything of LEGO Dimensions) So yeah, just something I needed to comment☆

[@PinkPenSketches_PNG]

Lego dimensions takes place in a sorta branched off universe where wheatthins and spaceboi are back from space, I actually see you wouldn’t know as Glados playfully jabbing at chell, as it’s said in the song that she DOESNT HATE CHELL really interesting stuff tho

[@chinchillageneral]

I can see why Don't Say Goodbye was cut, it really doesn't make sense in the context of the game

[@ScreadomExtras]

fair, but i think it would have worked really well showing just how much GLaDOS truly appreciated chell (also it sounds incredible)

[@chinchillageneral]

@@ScreadomExtras oh absolutely, it sounds fantastic, but the point of Want You Gone is basically GLaDOS saying "Christ, I'm glad she's finally out of my hair"

[@someoneontheinternet072]

0:44 America be like/j

[@vibedoesstuff]

as an american i say you can remove that "/j"

[@humanbeing9946]

MURICA 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

[@siyacer]

did blud just say "/j"

[@lunarauro8045]

"/j"

[@WolfOn_Meta]

the part where GLaD was typed like that in portal 1 still alive, made me think, if its pernounced GL-AH-D-OH-S or GLAD-O-S

[@ujmeadelostherliver]

hehe GLaD-OS (GLaD Operating System)

[@DumboOctopiAreTheBest]

I think the few times that her name is said in Portal 2, it’s pronounced as Gl-ah-d-oh-s. I’m not sure, though.

[@barklet6110]

Genetic life form and disk operating system so Glad-os

[@epicy0shi737]

If you pronounce PotatOS like ‘potatoes’ you get your answer

[@user-zk8zi8rf2x]

You wore me down… especially on dont say goodbye. At that point, the floodgates were open. Don’t say goodbye is so much better than want you gone. I- why valve?? All these songs are beautiful, so thankyou…

[@Galactic-re8rm]

Want you gone and the ending of portal 2 fits so well, and GLaDOS saying “its been fun, dont come back” is really funny

[@aaronplayzgames5887]

Portal end credit songs are always nostalgic to me. Portal two on the ps3 is the first game I ever played.

[@carlsmith2641]

Don’t say good bye is an incredible song but I’m glad they chose want you gone to be the final song

[@FlamesTheCyndaquil]

i guess you could say you are GLaD?

[@bobbobbo5278]

Wow i had no idea about the last 2 songs

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

Don't Say Goodbye was supposed to be in Portal 2, but it ended up being unused. You Wouldn't Know is the song that plays in the credits of the game Lego Dimensions.

[@nicknamedude]

@@Idkpleasejustletmechangeitgood insight, user Cocaine420_👍

[@MinorLife10]

I only knew about the last. All of the 4 are masterpieces in their own way, imo

[@squiddu]

​@@IdkpleasejustletmechangeitMore specifically, the Portal DLC.

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

@@squiddu no. The song is the end credits song of the main game. The song doesn't appear in the DLC.

[@Pixelusually]

Outside of the line about batman in you wouldn't know i would have just assumed it was a normal portal song and not lego

[@juanletsplay1550]

Man, I want a third game, and I got an idea You play as Rattman, yeah, the ambiguity of his survival will be gone but it'd be worth it. I haven't thought of the plot elements except one thing, you'd have the companion cube with you for the entirety of the game, and so it doesn't bother the player, Doug carries it on his back like in the comic, the cubr talks to you while playing, and he could even give hints on how to complete the levels, like how the cube helps Doug in the comic. In the end, you're somehow forced to take your schizophrenia medicine, maybe Glados could pump it throught the air like the neurotoxin, or Glados just simply incinerated your companion. It could also be the first instance of a talkative protagonist, which also pairs nicely with the cube, because if it was just Glados and the cube talking, they would never interact as the cube is just a hallucination, which Glados can't comprehend.

[@BoinguMcGoingu]

I like this idea! However, i could only see it as a dlc.

[@eggos6350]

Portal: rattman vr

[@veganmeatball6780]

Her voice was so much different in portal 1, it kinda feels like two different characters considering the cores and design

[@ThatChannelWithANameThatsTooLo]

Near the end of You Wouldn't know, some of the dots are commas and some are periods. I feel like it's bianary or something but I'm too lazy to translate it

[@MGMorgan]

I tried (0011 1001 0011 1010 0011 0001 0110 1110 0110 1000 0110 1010 0011 0001) and it just translates to '1jhn1:9'... oh well 😐

[@josemarigrome7004]

@@MGMorgan “If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.” 1 John 1:9. It's a verse from the bible.

[@MGMorgan]

@@josemarigrome7004 Bravo 👏 That's a really cool little Easter egg!

[@Kikabopom]

"you wouldn't know" sounds like it's supposed to be a grunge/emo song from the early-mid 2000s

[@Bloxed]

Tbh I think they all do sound like 2000s emo songs, mainly cuz it's Indie Rock.

[@georgethompson554]

@@Bloxed no

[@musket9654]

You gotta realize how much chell was an a******e to GLaDOS when they dont want to kill them and dont even want to test them, just want them away from them

[@yaboyaj2259]

I never knew I could get this sad

[@animateddoodle5079]

Nothing can beat Still Alive too much of a bop and the amount of nostalgia it gives me, nothing will ever replace the feeling of first playing Portal.

[@tgapcharlie]

remember lads: portal is a love story

[@lokano9696]

I always cry when I hear Still Alive

[@fishman15]

Because she's doing science and she's still alive

[@DJTruffleShuffle]

8:26 yeah yeah whatever cool song. anyway free recipe :D

[@Rapid_Radiance]

I love these songs, they are the best!

[@davidelliott2501]

Big fan of Portal, thanks for making this.

[@ActitisHypoleukos]

broo is don't say goodby "caroline" singin? cos this just opened up something to me. the cake is caroline mind's take! after 20 years or something i realize, omg

[@jeffreytrana8564]

8:31 cake recipe

[@epicy0shi737]

1.20 foot thick impenetrable clay layer

[@ryanhaut2549]

I really love portal but i just HAVE to comment how these songs songs so weird at 2X speed 😭

[@LGVX10-sy8km]

You wouldn't know is the best

[@whenthegaming9916]

What about PotatOS Lament?

[@Deadlierquill96]

Did you know the lyrics of still alive sped up match the radio song

[@siyacer]

interesting

[@MR-ii2ei]

Instrumentals for all the songs sounds silly at 2/× speed

[@kriselcapo]

Still alive > Want you gone

[@alexjustalexyt1144]

I am so incredibly Glad they didn't go with "Don't say goodbye", it feels so out of place and doesn't really sound good.

[@kriselcapo]

WHERE IS COUNT TO THREE

[@user-uk5co5rp8p]

That's a parody

[@Ultimatewinnerandcloudyfan]

2

[@bittersweetpepper2482]

Interesting.

[@Sl1nkyy]

My half-cousin randomly went on a rant about how cool Andrew Tate was And when I told him that he was a literal sex trafficker, he went “I know, but it makes a lotta money!”

[@thespiritofhoxhawell4413]

Uh.. wrong comment section bud??

[@epicy0shi737]

Are you lost?

[@TheBlueLobsterShow]

Still alive was from portal 2-

[@ScreadomExtras]

it's literally not want you gone is from portal 2 and still alive is from portal 1 if you did just the slightest bit of research you'd realize that

[@WolfOn_Meta]

I just beat portal 2, its definitely not, I very much heard want you gone

[@waldemarpolcyn6936]

look at this dum dum everyone

[@EyeOfArgus]

Me when I lie

[@thedarkmonarch]

how it feels to spread misinformation:

[@ScrewYouBuckaroo]

And people say Glados isnt in love with Chel

[@veganmeatball6780]

Literally, they’re all love songs