All Hualian Cornetto Ads [English subbed] (Heaven Official's Blessing donghua)

A compilation and English translation of the in-character Cornetto / 可爱多 ads from the Heaven Official's Blessing: Tian Guan Ci Fu donghua.
💖 Special thanks to Moxiang Tongxiu for creating the characters in the first place, and to Haoliners and Bilibili for bringing the donghua to life. Also to Cornetto for continuing the madness they started in MDZS.
📚 Translation and video by Pengie / @pengiesama on Twitter.
🎵 Music is "Luminescent" by Mittsies.
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[@myralyra2404]

The red string connecting the cones together 😭💗

[@pengiesama]

Cornetto is a pro at subtlety!!

[@IllusionQueen4Eva]

What time?

[@BingQilin]

the squelch whenever they take a bite of the cornettos is unintentionally funny

[@pengiesama]

Something something creepypasta about a photorealistic cornetto breaking into my house and making a mess of my pots and pans

[@fennecfoxuni0428]

I find the random realistic PNGs slapped onto the characters so funny and out of place… 😭😭😭

[@pengiesama]

Spent all the budget on HC's tea-pouring animation, forgot they still needed to draw the ice cream, decided to improvise.

[@harrietttt]

i love how the cones aren't drawn in, just edited in making it look like someone edited clips from the show instead of actual ads

[@pengiesama]

Well, it certainly makes the product stand out more...though I don't know if it makes it more appetizing...

[@marianasalgado8524]

There's a reason MDZS changed the way Cornettos looked. WHY ARE BRINGING BACK NIGHTMARES???

[@pengiesama]

THESE NIGHTMARES ARE PAYING FOR SEASON 3 SO EAT UP

[@yateedhanekar8129]

Waittt I'm new to mdzs but I've watched the donghua and ads wdym why did they change it? 😭

[@marianasalgado8524]

@@yateedhanekar8129 A few more (and more elaborated) were made outside the episodes and you can find them on KZbin. Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng were also eating this new format in one of the 1st season episode, when they are in Caiyi during the Gusu studies.

[@pb.alvestegui]

​@@yateedhanekar8129 i think they mean the cornetto booth in Caiyi town in the donghua, the dessert looked different but was still called cornetto

[@Annie1962]

fergod's sake someone teach Gege how to cook. Saw an ep where he added all these vegies to a pot and said it was going to cook for hours. I YELLED at my computer screen... NOOOOOOO hahahaha

[@pengiesama]

Xie Lian approaches cooking like an art! And unfortunately it's weird modern art.

[@dianatah5342]

THE FACT THIS EXISTS IS A BLESSINGGG also I love the crunchy sounds that they make when they take a bite out of those 😭😭👌💖

[@pengiesama]

Brb, making a MXTX Cornetto-themed browser skin (kidding........for now)

[@Goffygooberlookin]

I once told my friend about TGCF, and they said that San Lang’s name sounded like the beginning to that one Chinese ice cream ad with John Cena. Can’t believe that actually kinda came true lmao 💀

[@pengiesama]

Not to be pedantic, but that John Cena video was actually a promo for the Fast and Furious movies; I would be extremely confused if hualian made an appearance in one of those. Mostly because the only other thing I know about the F&F series is that "family. family. family." Tiktok...

[@KeshiArte6343]

The kind of ads I won't skip

[@pengiesama]

You'd probably wind up haunted by at least 3-4 Ghost City citizens if you did.

[@carlagarciamoya2330]

Love this ads

[@pengiesama]

They did indeed! In which Binghe was sulky and jealous that he...didn't get a magic maxipad cat from shizun. It certainly was in character, at least.

[@myralyra2404]

@@pengiesama is the svsss pad ad on KZbin? I couldn’t find it anywhere 🥺

[@pengiesama]

@@myralyra2404 I believe it used to be, but it wouldn't surprise me if uploads of it got hit by copyright takedowns. I dug up this post on Twitter for you though, lmk if the link doesn't work! x.com/happibess/status/1429948240162611207

[@pengiesama]

@@myralyra2404 Aaaand I belatedly realized you may not have a Twitter account and thus not be able to see that link; there's also an upload on Tumblr here. yuangler.tumblr.com/post/691385673634250752/followers-informed-me-that-the-scum-villain-pad

[@sodalimesalt]

I have no clue how green plum or pu’er tea are supposed to taste like, but they somehow have a very puqi shrine feel to them.

[@pengiesama]

Pu'er is a fermented tea with a very earthy/floral flavor profile! I've never had it myself, but a quick search made me realize the specialty tea seller I like actually does sell it; I'll have to request a sample.

[@espurrlady3397]

Thank you so much for this!

[@pengiesama]

You're very welcome! 💖

[@linkedsky76]

Nah the Gege was definitely gay

[@thebestgachatuberever3864]

It’s a term used for younger people to call older males whom they are close with in chinese

[@chaichibi7885]

They get married in the books????

[@AJcantanimate]

@@chaichibi7885 yup

[@linkedsky76]

@thebestgachatuberever3864 Ik that was the joke cause they say it so often

[@easolinas1233]

@@chaichibi7885 They do indeed. Sadly, we don't get any details about it, like a wedding chapter.

[@Hayosi07]

Xie Lian's cooking 💀

[@pengiesama]

To be fair, it doesn't look as much like a biological weapon as it usually does.

[@Xx_lil452]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH😭🤩😍

[@pengiesama]

^ a common reflexive response to seeing a Cornetto, if you watched the MDZS donghua.

[@IAMASELENATOR92]

I need them to sell it in the US

[@pengiesama]

I think the brand is around in the US, but this specific promotion is regional only 😭 Very unfortunate, as frozen goods like these aren't exactly easy to import.