All I Want For Christmas Is Collective Consciousness

[@doubleoof7907]

“And purchase your happiness” It was always a christmas song.

[@anyonecancook9515]

nice catch!

[@zydronthegatelord4056]

Always has been

[@Toxivello]

🗿

[@ScalyRaptor1944]

🗿

[@Sawdust_]

@@zydronthegatelord4056 hey look its zydron, thought you lost an eye, or are you the one brought back by space juan

[@10Adragon]

Gift or receive gifts, Jack. The North Pole taught me that

[@anyonecancook9515]

AND HE WILL COME, DOWN THE CHIMNEY, AT THE FINAL HOUR

[@confusedcactguy8746]

@@anyonecancook9515 AND HE WILL NOT LET UP UNTIL THE DAWN IS HERE

[@anyonecancook9515]

@@confusedcactguy8746 UNTIL HE LEAVES THE PRESENTS AT THE TREEEEE-E-E-E-E-E

[@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent]

@@anyonecancook9515 ALL NAUGHTY PEOPLE DISAPPEAAAAAA-A-A-A-AR

[@jenbooob]

How about full of coal? Is that a gift?

[@mlgmika9629]

“Relax, Jack. We’re not here to kill good boys and girls. The naughty. Santa Deniers. Grinches. Of course, that will have to include. you.”

[@anyonecancook9515]

lmao thats great I love it

[@antimatterstudios8395]

wouldnt want any eyewitness reports ruining the christmas spirit

[@steelers0398]

New Merry Gear confirmed

[@anyonecancook9515]

@@steelers0398 mgr: christmas special

[@Notnotnotnotnotnotnotnot]

@@steelers0398 Merry Gear KRINGLE

[@lucasc.8577]

"WHY WONT YOU DIE?!" "Jingle Bells, son. They jingle in response to Christmas Cheer!"

[@anyonecancook9515]

I love this comment

[@StarkSpider24]

“And All the way!”

[@SP-hx9co]

I love how this implies that raiden instead of punching Armstrong he just starts screaming Christmas cheers to beat him instead

[@devoncarter613]

"Making the mother of all Christmas songs, Jack frost! Can't fret over every note!"

[@anyonecancook9515]

"so grease the piano keys with a little elf blood, is that it?

[@dylanattix2765]

Hee-ho!

[@BNumbersStation]

Armstrong: Santa is absolutely real, Jack Raiden: Interesting theory, Senator. Care to back it up with a source? Armstrong: My source is that my mom told me!

[@anyonecancook9515]

hahahahaha good one

[@Killroi99]

pretty disappointed that the original isn't in this key, it's really good

[@anyonecancook9515]

Yeah I like this key more

[@Hazelnutz3]

its too happy for the theme of the game sadly

[@murloc0518]

let the christmas spirit control your mind let the christmas spirit control your soul

[@anyonecancook9515]

Let the elves control your mind!

[@shadowknight_2505]

@@anyonecancook9515 nah the elves are working in the sweatshop

[@reginaldogron4306]

"If you're not with Christmas, Jack, YOU'RE AGAINST IT!" -Bill O'Reilly

[@anyonecancook9515]

omfg

[@hooligan9615]

This is the perfect example of “When you’re happy, you enjoy the music, but when you’re sad, you understand the lyrics.”

[@BlissedYui]

Max0r was right, this fits and SLAPS

[@anyonecancook9515]

I made an extended version and one for jetstream sam if you wanna check those out

[@cvzo-b2v]

"Im not joking" - Max0r 2022

[@FinnTheBee]

This is my favourite MGRR song and this remix goes HARD

[@anyonecancook9515]

honestly cant decide if I like this or it has to be this way more, but this one is waaaay better with AIWFCIY lol

[@noia3938]

@@anyonecancook9515 this one is better)

[@anyonecancook9515]

@@noia3938 maybe

[@Another_El_User]

Honestly the lyrics sounds like a legit Xmas song you could hear in a Amazon or Walmart store

[@anyonecancook9515]

ikr its crazy how well it fits

[@SilverHairedFreak25]

Finally... A weapon to surpass Mariah Carey...

[@Jk2Coop7Core]

every year this song gets better

[@Heavygamingreal]

Decking the mother of all halls, Jack! Can’t fret over every garland!

[@anyonecancook9515]

that's a new one!

[@anyonecancook9515]

@@Namuser21 oh no

[@iantaakalla8180]

Christmas-themed Armstrong 🤝 people playing Final Fantasy I repeatedly: “can’t fret over every garland”

[@CaptWarChief]

Metal Gear Rising, but instead of killing Senator Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, we kill the Grinch

[@anyonecancook9515]

the game we've all been waiting for

[@elcalabozodelandroide2]

Billion game sales idea

[@antonioferrari241]

Grinch: Well if it isn’t saucy Cindy Lu!

[@Canaris4]

I'd say Senator Armstrong was more Penn Jillette (from Penn and Teller), than The Rock. The resemblance is massive, and they both use the phrase "Bullshit" a lot.

[@anyonewanttoplay7922]

They cannot make the Christmas call

[@lucasc.8577]

Give up jingle bells forever

[@anyonecancook9515]

@@lucasc.8577 their carols won’t be heard at all

[@Canaris4]

@@anyonecancook9515 Display ingredients.

[@Longsword.]

Doktor! Turn off my Gift inhibitors! this is madness! >raiden proceeds to go broke buying gifts

[@anyonecancook9515]

but raiden! santa will go out of a job!

[@iantaakalla8180]

Gifts… this is why I fight.

[@volt7162]

Not even 1 month old and is already a certified hood classic

[@anyonecancook9515]

hits different

[@elcalabozodelandroide2]

Indeed

[@CelaV.]

“Played mall santa you know, could’ve gone pro hadn’t I joined security.”

[@anyonecancook9515]

I could break the Grinch in two... with my bare hands!

[@marsupialmaniac8083]

At some cushy mega mall!

[@anyonecancook9515]

@@marsupialmaniac8083 try home depot, I'm not one of those thrift shop pansies!

[@iantaakalla8180]

Don’t mess with this mascot!

[@steakybabyy6936]

Making the mother of all Christmas dinners Jack! Can’t fret over every ham!

[@anyonecancook9515]

So grease the Christmas cheer with stolen gravy, is that it?

[@testrunee1544]

THE FESTIVE SEASON APPROACHES! TIME TO LISTEN TO THIS OVER AND OVER

[@amirg7225]

oh shit, here we go again

[@tambettammisto7423]

Merry Christmas!

[@lefthandrule638]

1:13 this has no right to go so hard

[@anyonecancook9515]

honestly

[@Elspin]

It's crazy how damn well this works. Really want to see the opposite mix now though, Mariah vocals and CC instrumental

[@anyonecancook9515]

I made that but I don't think I posted it

[@Yamamba]

@@anyonecancook9515 I can't even imagine what that sounds like honestly

[@anyonecancook9515]

@@Yamamba we've been conditioned

[@PascalProducers]

@@anyonecancook9515 can you please post it, or link it?

[@Vulgar_Worlock]

this has been making the shitpost circuit across Discord, finally tracked down the original. Zero hesitation in becoming subscriber #9

[@anyonecancook9515]

I didn't make it, but thanks for subscribing! I would love to find out who made the original

[@Vulgar_Worlock]

@@anyonecancook9515 My quest continues, the other mix you did make is still worth my contribution to the Algorithm

[@anyonecancook9515]

@@Vulgar_Worlock good luck and tysm

[@Darkmoon67]

"Making the mother of all Christmas presents here, Jack! Can't fret over every gift!"

[@anyonecancook9515]

holy cannoli its the man himself

[@gooberuploadsinc]

COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS CONTROLS AS YOU WILL SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎷🦐

[@nikushimi3129]

"your wrapping the mother of all presents jack, you cant fret over every bow"

[@anyonecancook9515]

hahhahaha

[@worldssmallestdestron7819]

I love how GOOD this sounds.

[@anyonecancook9515]

thats GOOD to hear

[@FatAlbertGames]

Christmas Spirit son! It rises in response to childlike wonder!

[@anyonecancook9515]

you light the candles, jack!

[@averageforestfish]

"We're making the mother of all Christmas albums Jack, can't fret over every note!"

[@anyonecancook9515]

THATS THE PLAN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@blakechildress944]

These two song are meant to go together! I can't stop listening to it! This is like the 20th time I've come back to this video since it was posted.

[@anyonecancook9515]

I love it so much, best mgr Christmas song imo

[@blakechildress944]

@@anyonecancook9515 I'm going to make it a tradition to listen to this in my car every Christmas.

[@anyonecancook9515]

@@blakechildress944 that sounds perfect

[@plastiktuten3866]

before putting on your Christmas Movie, Die Hard, and opening up your stockings, full of coal, listen to your Christmas Song, All I Want For Christmas is Collective Consciousness

[@GauzyGamer]

Christmas cheer, Jack. It jingles in response to Santa Claus.

[@idontknowwhatimdoing6294]

"Gifts Jack, THE DNA OF HAPPINESS!'

[@3nzo.568]

now this is a song that i'd listen to over and over again while working a retail job

[@anyonecancook9515]

someone else commented that they would try and play it at their work, we'll see how it goes

[@rogallantor4584]

The really naughty masses They cannot make the judgment call The naughty list forever Will decide the fate of them all Distribute presents While never stepping out of line And blindly serve the fatman Let the Clause's control your mind! Live in the north pole And work without happiness When christmas cheer is the real cost Jingling ceases the bells are lost Dont you worry youll be told exactly what to make I give my children the gifts they need! I, Santa, Will suceed The fires of greed will burn the pole So we'll pay elves with mistletoe Making whole! The fabric of the holiday Work for Santa in the pole, now wont you stay?

[@anyonecancook9515]

holy shit this is perfect

[@microlips4779]

U are a genius

[@maruwatchesyou8281]

This is beautiful my child

[@m__y-t-s]

No, raiden fought the fatman in a different metal gear game.

[@j.s.ospina9861]

The part of paying the elves with mistletoe is fire

[@toastedtoast275]

im going to play this on my blue tooth speaker full volume on christmas day this year. maybe every christmas. maybe.

[@bconroy328]

Did you do it?

[@toastedtoast275]

@@bconroy328 yep

[@viperlordpaces]

Santa: well if isn't naughty Jack! A little bit coal as usual!! Jack: Santa impressive little toy youve got there!! But the present ends here.

[@anyonecancook9515]

hahahaha

[@francoezequiel253]

-HAHAHAHAHA -what are you laughing at ? -you know what day it is ? -.... december 25 ?

[@anyonecancook9515]

ima make a whole album of these just for the funnies

[@creativeusername7366]

“How about ‘full of presents’, is that a stocking?” -Raiden

[@anyonecancook9515]

now that's a pretty gift, exquisite!

[@Audreys_Cloud]

I just realized, this perfectly describes the cyberpunk universe...

[@nanocowie]

"Making the mother of all Christmas Tree's Jack, can't fret over every present!"

[@anyonecancook9515]

Every ornament on the tree!

[@AquaFan1998]

Christmas spirit! It cheers in responce to emotional trauma!

[@darkmega97]

This gives me such "They Live" vibes

[@anyonecancook9515]

ooh yeah

[@dsdy1205]

If anyone here works in retail and is thinking of quitting, please consider holding out till Christmas so you can put this on speaker

[@anyonecancook9515]

some people were talking about playing this at their mall a few months ago

[@willphoenix5464]

Hands up who came from Max0r's video with utter disbelief that it was actually real

[@anyonecancook9515]

I made an extended version too!

[@sharpshotspence1997]

me

[@drscavv2661]

Me

[@the_puzzlest]

This is my favorite christmas carol.

[@anyonecancook9515]

I need a choir to sing it

[@the_puzzlest]

@@anyonecancook9515 yeah

[@macncheems8383]

Why does this sound good???? What the hell????

[@anyonecancook9515]

'tis the season

[@scarlettetherose]

honestly this makes me thing that if someone mixed any two random songs together then it might sound really good

[@daedalusfan3003]

@@scarlettetherose It can happen

[@RustyDroid]

Mood today on hearing christmas music in the store

[@TorrentialStardust]

Has nobody made the reverse of this? The lyrics of AIWFCIS to the tune of Collective Consciousness?

[@anyonecancook9515]

I dont know, it might be interesting though!

[@leviathan6071]

This is unironically good.

[@anyonecancook9515]

thanks!

[@C0M1C_B00K]

Why is this kinda fire

[@totmgsrockxd9900]

LMAO I LOVE THIS. This one has the best key of them all.

[@thereisnoturningbacknow]

why does it sync up so good dear god I hate and love it

[@anyonecancook9515]

another one on the way soon

[@toasterbath7189]

the best Christmas song

[@anyonecancook9515]

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

[@noriakikakyoin5749]

Sauce

[@foxlolpro4625]

I like how the music is so happy and it is saying let your country control your soul

[@anyonecancook9515]

all comedy is born from tragedy

[@iantaakalla8180]

Modern Christmas is one of the most obvious signs of consumerism and Christmas shopping/gift-giving/celebration reflect these consumerist trends nicely, so in fact this would be a nice “mask off” moment for modern Christmas.

[@anyonecancook9515]

@@iantaakalla8180 yeah, thats totally true!

[@Prongdale_Bingle]

Based Christmas Song

[@anyonecancook9515]

fr

[@Smxke.-.]

"Making the Mother of All Present's here Jack can't put everyone on the Bad guys list"

[@anyonecancook9515]

hahahaha

[@nevensass4343]

All of the naughty children, they cannot make the judgement call. Give up presents forever, their crying won’t be heard at all. Display obedience, while never stepping out of line. And gladly serve the fatman, let Santa Claus control your mind! Let Santa Claus control your soul. Live in ignorance and serve for your happiness. When Santa’s Elves are the real cost, thinking ceases and we are lost. Don’t you worry you’ll be told exactly what to make, I give all my elves the lives they need. The workers will succeed. The Christmas Spirit drowns the meek, so we’ll make Christmas obsolete! Making whole the spirit of the holiday, the Christmas Elves Spirit controlled for all the day! Let Santa Claus control your soul. Let Santa Claus control your soul. Let Santa Claus control your soul.

[@bconroy328]

He do be spitting bars

[@mustard_guardian2461]

I hate that this is even possible, yet its way to funny.

[@anyonecancook9515]

i made a jetstream sam one too

[@mobgabriel1767]

this has no right to be this good

[@anyonecancook9515]

it has EVERY right and you know it

[@jetstreamsam906]

I absolutely love this thank you.

[@anyonecancook9515]

check out my latest video >:)

[@freespiritfanfan1201]

This is playing in your local Amazon warehouse around the holidays.

[@anyonecancook9515]

lets goooo

[@Wikloe]

Perfect song to listen to on Christmas day.

[@volt7162]

Metal Gear Clausus

[@anyonecancook9515]

: Rechristmas

[@gorbinogamer]

it just hits different and I don't know why...

[@anyonecancook9515]

its the christmas spirit!

[@t.b.cont.]

Well if it isn’t Frosty Jack…

[@anyonecancook9515]

Didn't snow on christmas... as usual

[@durandol]

We'll make Christmas obsolete!

[@whiteboy_00]

I will play this at christmas

[@anyonecancook9515]

very good

[@thegaminpianistccc3580]

I really hope I receive a Metal Gear Excelsus for Christmas this year!

[@anyonecancook9515]

think big!

[@Bee-womp]

"Checked the internet lately" "Raiden all I see are videos of Christmas"

[@Korraganitar]

Damn I needed this! Wish I found it a month ago!

[@Treath]

Ive been listening to this on repeat for hours. I dont know what that says about me, but good job... upload again... please.

[@ayegaming14]

Presents. The DNA of Christmas

[@smoothietime985]

This unironically slaps hard

[@anyonecancook9515]

the new one I made is also pretty good, check it out!

[@RelentlessSketchStudios]

You made the song tolerable. I'm not going to blast this mashup in my family home during Christmas. Thank you for your service.

[@dustfoxyt]

Low key this this song actually helps me keep the viral agent of Mariah Carey out of my head

[@anyonecancook9515]

its antivirus!

[@ArtistHunter62]

Ok i'm playing this when everyones opening their presents,

[@anyonecancook9515]

very good

[@yeet6462]

The fires of cheer will burn the chestnuts.

[@wisecrack3461]

Congrats on the holiday day

[@anyonecancook9515]

Merry Christmas!

[@averyangrycrow4936]

Cheers maxor

[@anyonecancook9515]

I made a longer version, feel free to check it out!

[@Giovanni-bz6ys]

I dont know why I love this so much

[@anyonecancook9515]

it sings to your soul

[@Giovanni-bz6ys]

@@anyonecancook9515 yes :D

[@drfudgecookie5800]

God the vocals sounds like he's in severe in pain.

[@anyonecancook9515]

he's tryin his best

[@drfudgecookie5800]

@@anyonecancook9515 explain why I can't cook.

[@TheAwesomePieGuy]

I think I prefer this one to the one the you posted later

[@anyonecancook9515]

I posted a few, but thats reasonable!

[@TheAwesomePieGuy]

@@anyonecancook9515 not to say they’re all not well made, I love them all. This one is my favorite!

[@anyonecancook9515]

@@TheAwesomePieGuy cool!

[@ihappentobeabuilder5849]

This is so much better than the original

[@anyonecancook9515]

im glad you think that :)

[@waluigisbizzareadventuresi1430]

"All I want for Christmas", but it's honest.

[@savage7882]

Senator Armstrong: I do need capital. And votes. Wanna know why? "I have a dream." That one day, every person in this nation will know Santa is REAL! Raiden: Nice argument senator, why don't you back it up with a souce? Senator Armstrong: You don't get it Jack, you and the rest of the Santa deniers

[@anyonecancook9515]

hahahahha thats great

[@Kwolf101]

SHOW ME A GOOD CHRISTMAS TIME JACK!

[@anyonecancook9515]

I posted a the only thing I know for real mashup a few days ago lol

[@Kwolf101]

@@anyonecancook9515 I'll check it out

[@anyonecancook9515]

@@Kwolf101 awesome, thanks!

[@robob4465]

Typical radio station

[@lucasc.8577]

All Mariah Carey, no variety.

[@king2.0smods17]

Of course. Capitalist consumerism has never sounded this good (or this honest).

[@justicediaz5956]

I'm putting this in my christmas playlist this year, and I ahevnt even played the game

[@anyonecancook9515]

ill make more >:)

[@Anakin_Youngling_Slayer]

THERE WILL BE CHRIST! MASS! SANTA IN THE CHIMNEY WILL GIVE YOU GIFTS, THE LAST ONE, OF US, WILL RIDE UPON SANTA' SLEIGH.

[@anyonecancook9515]

thats genius hahaa (your pfp is amazing too)

[@Anakin_Youngling_Slayer]

@@anyonecancook9515 thanks!

[@canoiv]

By the fact that after 3 months the repost is still up I guess you don't mind it

[@anyonecancook9515]

nah I like replying to comments, its fun

[@Audreys_Cloud]

I know 0:57 is "The righteous will succeed" but I'm hearing "the Russians will succeed"

[@thhbi]

Как русский, я полностью согласен с этим. Теперь я тоже слышу "russian will succeed". As russian I totally agree with this. Now I can hear "russian will succeed" line too.

[@johnnyjoestar9504]

imagine the other way around...

[@anyonecancook9515]

oh no

[@noboty4168]

Perfection

[@anyonecancook9515]

I made a better one, check out my other video!

[@lolleedle5515]

*WHEN BLOOD AND SWEAT IS THE REAL COST*

[@anyonecancook9515]

OMG I DIDNT REALIZE

[@leontio7161]

that is very good

[@anyonecancook9515]

thanks :)

[@1PunchMak]

Merry Christmas

[@computerhardware2063]

This is so fuckinh dumb, i love it

[@anyonecancook9515]

I made more :)