ALL OF r/DANKMEMES

[@Abyniq]

I hate the fact you made me think about water and milk mixing

[@gl00mys_b3ar]

I used to that as a child, I called it "cloudy water"

[@gehgthf]

I just called it "wilk" Sometimes I would add squash to make "squilk"

[@HyperEthereal]

i called it the concoction idk why

[@turtlenuggs5677]

I used to mix water and coca cola and call it cuater (kwah-tur)

[@HyperEthereal]

I also used to mix fanta and dr pepper and said dr fepper

[@kurapikakurta1997]

Cougar, Lexi, and David are my favourite narrators in no specific order. You, weird voice man named after animal, are loved.

[@Ray.Cissum]

Agreed, but Lexi is probably my favorite of the three.

[@TensaZan]

She's on Emkay

[@AftonAnimantions]

My favorite is a tie between cougar and robin

[@extremethreat1]

Robin?

[@Mentally.unstable6690]

"Shouting the name of your attack move doesn't make it better" boxer : " punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch "

[@auntieaoife]

49:20 I love this part

[@sp0wokyreaper676]

same

[@mrkitkat0069]

i didnt watch to that point so i was confused and i thought yall were bots for some weird reason so i was gonna report yall as bots but then i clicked on this and now i know lmfao

[@lunariousmoon]

Another session of me getting worried about Couger Remember, you're our favourite narrator

[@mystever2513]

I wouldn't say 'our" an d "fav" he's good but not "THAT" good

[@shellyfolden6772]

He's MY favorite

[@bigboi_7273]

@@mystever2513 no he's "THAT" good

[@mpgodjr]

@@bigboi_7273 that's subjective.

[@TheShinyScouter]

Cougar's my favorite narrator for so many reasons. Love the guy.

[@ravynjay321]

as much as i love self depricating humor... are you good cougar? O_O self depricating humor is 100% of my jokes ever and even I'm worried bro

[@brokovnik]

Cougar sounds like hes trying to be a super cool dude but in reality he sounds like he is trying to eat an apple and it got stuck in his throat

[@phighterfifteen]

and he IS a super cool dude.

[@brokovnik]

@@phighterfifteen yes he is

[@turtlelord8021]

Cougar is an actual great voice actor that I knew before this channel due to his stuff with webcomics, Remember man, people care.

[@fanofalmosteverything4658]

i never knew he was a voice actor! is a voice actor in movies or shows?? i wanna know everything now lol

[@KingCookieCat]

49:14 this was the best part of r/dankmemes it was just hilarious!!!

[@Dogasupreme]

Couger? More like Coolger.

[@lifeaccordingtomax]

agreed

[@L3NORE.RAWR.X3]

6:09 SOUTH PARK JUMPSCARE 15:38 SOUTH PARK JUMPSCARE 42:03 SCP JUMPSCARE

[@christopherborthwick7918]

Cougar: For all you kids out there, this is rush hour, Me, a 13 yr old and has already seen all 3 rush hours: 😐

[@L3xa.]

49:32 this part was funny

[@catgamer1000official]

26:37 There’s an Onion article that I loved about someone heroically fighting off paramedics so they don’t get out into debt.

[@aaronxc9503]

i love your voice sm, i find it very calming :]

[@seekoutguy]

Fun fact, chicken cooked through at 135°F for 30 minutes is as safe to eat as chicken cooked through to 165°F

[@papermonkeyminer8116]

Teachers when someone wears a hoodie: I smell crime and how dare you show your shoulders Umm... what kind of hoodie are you wearing that is showing your shoulders?

[@amanda021174]

Genie- "You can have 1 wish" Me - " I would like a rich & handsome boyfriend please." Genie- "Um, sorry can't do that. How about I give you 5 million dollars, the winning lottery numbers for the next 5 years, a mansion in Montana & 3 Porches and we can just "call" all that 1 wish? "

[@ZacGames3]

r/oddlyspecific

[@BeagleBageler]

r/yes

[@N1gh7L0rd]

fun fact: in German football is the same as American football, but they call soccer "fußball" (basically pronounced: foossball) which translates to football and i find it hilarious that google thinks that the german version is because of incorrect spelling, tho do not @ me due to me still learning the German language

[@fluffyraichu9706]

6:36 This was me when I made a joke about me having cancer as a baby in front of my entire class. Nobody laughed. Everyone stared.

[@kinonavul4907]

40:02 i dont know german much, but i know enough to know shes asking "can i have a beer dad? i turned 14" or something like that

[@QuestionPlayz]

49:14 THIS PART REVIVED MY PET ANTS, THIS WAS THE BEST PART OF THE VID, THANK YOU EzPz THANK YOU SO MUCH

[@clargonaut6015]

48:41 Sex 2 is actually a real game that released in 1996 for PC

[@therobotfish6038]

35:00 this gave me a feeling i don't even know a feeling of sadness and happiness

[@utatanepiko7087]

You can't tell me that Power Rangers "powering-up" wasn't their version of a magical girl transformation

[@gabrielhenson5751]

no no, that is EXACTLY what is was.

[@graceiouyce584]

Don’t tell me what to do The power rangers powering up isn’t a version of a magical girl transformsation. It was a magical unicorn girl transformation

[@Non_applicable9]

Like the Hollywood Undead reference

[@jenniferkoester8672]

Fun fact the soil surrounding volcanoes is one of the most fertile soil on planet earth. The food grown in volcanic soil tends to grow bigger and better than anywhere else. Which is why humanity tends to populate volcanic areas.

[@Samzilla62]

49:23 this is my favorite part

[@renegadethesandwing02050]

1:56 I AM NO _king_ I AM A QWEEN! if im royalty at all... lol queen* im also dyslexia so i excel at spelln't

[@alice_weirddom]

lol

[@crockedtundra98]

Cougar is my favorite narrator

[@Bheretus]

As a married man who always said he would never, i shouldve fucken listened to myself

[@Whatsupsherm]

Thanks, man. Good job!

[@EzPzReads]

No problem!

[@allysonkilgo4103]

Nice cocktail

[@sixtenhedqvist7358]

49:19 Ha I love this part

[@AverageTeenageYoutuber]

Cougar is literally my favorite narrator, idek why

[@ciarandaragh8676]

Cougar: does *the* best girl voice impression & admits to wearing dresses as a kid Me: i think we all know where this is going so lets just skip to the end

[@That_Random_Nerd]

cougar and david are personlly my fav

[@lilykmit3854]

49:23 I love this part! i sometimes look in the comment early in vids and i saw bunch of comments and was confused now am informed

[@Keigo_2]

couger, damian, robin and lexi are my favourite VAs

[@kirikocos]

The beer drinking meme for germany is actually funny because it´s true. 14yrs old: allowed to drink beer with low alcohol % 16yrs: allowed to drink alcohol and buy it. 18yrs: allowed to do a driver licence.

[@insignificantother4194]

No microwave ads because nobody searches for or talks about buying it.

[@IDontModWTFz]

I mean I mix milk with water... And a teabag

[@Ray.Cissum]

Ugh, this Saturn energy is ruining my day! YO WHO TF ARE YOU LMAO

[@id10tguy]

49:20 OMG I LOVE THIS PART! such funny

[@YourRich-Friend]

1:30 them and the predator missiles are in competition.

[@SpikeOwO7155]

1:56 aww thank you

[@thefuntimegamer01]

On 12:21 that’s very unfortunate blurring of the weapon lol

[@L3NORE.RAWR.X3]

17:23 me, who has extreme atychiphobia and cries about like everything basically 22:08 am srsly i the only one who doesnt scream on roller coasters?? 😭

[@kirstenspencer529]

wow- I haven't watched EzPz in a long time and I now realize that Cougar is my favorite-

[@blitz9433]

Cougar you are amazing!

[@luckymuddypaw]

sleepover one got me

[@Tbsav.J]

Glimpse of us is such a great song, absolutely stunning to see how far Joji has came as an artist

[@Le_Fuqwit2111]

0:26 Ayo, I remember when my step-dad brought out _Animal Crossing: City Folk_ for the first time in YEARS when I was 16-17, and I remember being, like, super disappointed because it looked so much less smooth than I remembered it being when I first played it, and the graphics weren't even CLOSE to what I remembered. Like, I remembered it being ALMOST as good as _New Horizons_ is now, but it just looks like somebody shoved a bunch of polygons together and drew a face on it.

[@chaos_enjoyer528]

49:20 I love this part!

[@BenLuessow]

so thats why gru frim despicable me has such a biig car 30:45

[@cloud_blue4171]

Is nobody gonna talk about his hot Russian accent...no just me?

[@screentimer]

NO THE VIDEO ENDED WHAT WILL I WATCH NOW great video btw

[@hedviglien7425]

thank u for making me feel better, no joke. that weird monkey thing and blob fish and goblin shark are all buetiful.thanks. and ur welocme goblin monk and blob.

[@dashrendar7200]

The largest consumer of helium is NASA.

[@skeptetron2607]

me when someone says 'the tony stark snap is the most dramatic scene in film history' and someone responds with 'no its the ending to cars': you're both wrong its the goodbye scene in the final episode of mr rogers neighberhood

[@Slimebolt03]

Everything on the bone gets consumed, including the cartilage. Nothing escapes my all-consuming maw

[@BrutallyObscura]

2:06 because they're in almost every household

[@missycarpenter2738]

When the imposter is sus

[@froggymasterog]

53:19 AMOGU-

[@Stormflame]

I love this part especially 😂❤️ 49:19

[@C0R3894]

6:12 them Canadians in Canadian tv is called letter kenny

[@C0R3894]

That's the show name

[@naminami9354]

26:31 They represent that people think most of America is the USA.

[@logangaming1103]

0:55 When it’s the second most abundant element in the universe:

[@jsl151850b]

2:03 *Soon* The Cavity Magnetron Tube that was developed in WWII for RADAR will soon have a Solid State equivalent. When it become cost effective for home microwave ovens we'll finally have *true* power level control instead of the current On-Off-On-Off-On-Off we get now.

[@rachelbrass2834]

nice job cougar

[@odd_bobble9106]

I was allowed to wear my hoodie with the hood up during late fall and winter because it often froze in that position

[@alexguidry3224]

If we are evolving into crabs then the meme will finally come back to us

[@elithesleepbean2334]

Cougar, are you okay? Do you need a hug or somethin', man? I swear we love you T^T

[@QuikVidGuy]

The one at 1:30 reminds me of the intro to Internet Historian's video on Weapons "Predator Missiles? *gasp* They're in league with the tor-pedos!"

[@corvusgaming2379]

Squidward is a actually an octopus

[@RaiBlu10]

49:21 love this part man

[@Joesephicus]

This man has had waaay to much ketamine

[@keiko431]

Cougar speaks Me: 14:50

[@Lumeotheceooftheotterkind]

The moment at 37:30 when you paused the video to get a Snickers and then this meme shows up and Cougar mentions the name Mark. (My friend is named Mark , he screamed "What the fuck ?!" and i laughted my ass off. Keep mentioning random names Cougar please.)

[@rcfrp5234]

49:25 loved that part

[@AsgardianQueen]

The most emotional scene to me was when Peter Parker / Spider-Man is dusted at the end of Infinity War.

[@AsgardianQueen]

Or maybe the Aunt May death scene in No Way Home.

[@khiyr]

Omg 49:20 was the best part in the vid, super funny

[@coolest10293]

Fun fact, Cougar is the best narrator with the best voice. That is the fact. Nothing else. No offense, other narrators…

[@allstarzombie_7]

Actually according to a book (I forgot which one) in Skyrim, the draugers light the torches in the caves.

[@dingoescj]

49:22 i love this part people who know [pain] people who dont know [not pain]

[@literalfeline]

19:02 the minigun is called the minigun due to its relatively low calibers (7.62 or 5.56)

[@literalfeline]

there is a common misconception that the a10 warthog has a minigun. it does not, it has a rotary cannon, difference being the cartridge being much, much larger

[@kristillemaepalma2233]

48:37 as a Filipno, i feel bad for the fellow Latin people.

[@DrySoap]

I love this part 49:20

[@lesbianturnips9755]

I love this part. 49:23

[@MicroMan264]

2:04 why do you also never see ads for flashlights

[@BoneManAlive]

Blurring the gun in the kids hand looks worse than not blurring it

[@WhosManIsThis]

15:09 the duck got me

[@antonio-dn1ey]

10:43 I actually would play this pinball game on my mom's old computer back in the day man that was the shit

[@rebelgaming1.5.14]

6:22 Classic Russia. They can defend, but when it comes to attacking all that fancy equipment they have disappears.

[@gabrielhenson5751]

imagine trying to invade russia in the winter. couldn't be me.

[@arson641]

They way you butchered spidey with everywhere I go yet improved the song somehow🤣🤣

[@Catplayingtrumpet]

"press the like button to agree" my depression: i know what i must do but i don't know if i have the strength to do it. me: *presses anyway*

[@xander2853]

I am eternally cursed with being gen z

[@Bearleyburied]

41:47 yea they don’t work either, both my parents are smokers, I told them those ads make me scared and anxious, they experience that too, y’know what makes them smoke more, being anxious, those ads don’t do anything but scare people away from smoking they doesn’t stop smokers, just makes it worse for a bit, fear tactics don’t work, those companies need to rework how their ads are because fear only makes smokers smoke more, I swear no smoking companies don’t ask a real smoker how their ads affect them, they might work on people who haven’t been smoking too long or vapers, but the older smokers are left for dead (figuratively and literally), sorry for the rant it just makes me angry how no smoking companies are so cocky about how well their ads work when they don’t really help, fear tactics don’t work after a while

[@donalgoose7850]

Man, the Queen memes aged like Francium-223

[@jonnyestesrobloxvideos8310]

Me: finds old ds Also me: HOW THE HELL IS IT STILL AT 100%!?!