ALL OF R/PUNS

[@alex_wolfdev]

Emkay is Robin me of my laughter; I want it Jack

[@Inthesanity]

JUDGEMENT

[@alex_wolfdev]

@@Inthesanitylook, I didn’t say it was good

[@TheDewYT]

​@@alex_wolfdevProbably is if you're the top comment

[@alex_wolfdev]

@@TheDewYT fair enough

[@sanemero3940]

THY END IS NOW​@@alex_wolfdev

[@ScribbleAllDay]

"What's a dish that's made without love?" "Revenge" -this subreddit, probably

[@Foxy-cr1nd]

"Whats a dish made without love" "How tf do you put love in food"

[@SparkTheElectricBoi]

​@Fritz-cr1nd "What's a dish that's made without love?" "How the fuck do you make food."

[@Beardieboi173]

@@Foxy-cr1ndmilk

[@esleynopemos3470]

Robin confounds me, because he has the voice and attitude of a 58-year-old cantankerous gen X, but the cultural knowledge of a gen alpha tween.

[@regiluci]

Based on stuff he’s said in other videos, I’m pretty sure he’s a millennial

[@DavidVanVlerah]

@@esleynopemos3470 Oh, for sure. That's why I like him so much. He has my old man attitude but still pays attention to the world around him. Robin is real af, and calls out the bs. We already lost Lexi, I hear. If Robin leaves, I don't know how much I'll hang out. No disrespect to Damien and Jack, but they appeal to a much different audience. Zach is good. Hopefully he'll get more work now.

[@phoenixikki2641]

Yeah I like Damien and Jack for the humor, but Robin for his opinions.

[@holicandy01]

Thank you for defending Moomin's honor

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

Somebody stole my trainers but left their camouflage jacket behind. They can run but they can't hide.

[@spacebubble1552]

17:55 The Dina Mite joke was so good, we had it twice

[@Borkington_]

I dinan't know!

[@spacebubble1552]

@@Borkington_ you win!

[@quasario]

It's a very dinamic joke

[@ascellaplays]

16:37 tickled my brain more than i thought it would. he really just went for it dawg, and then the alternate lyrics at the very end just killed me

[@A-TriangleTM]

One time I was hired to catch a candy thieve.I found a trail of sweetish fish in the woods but it was a red herring.

[@ChuckYTP]

Sour weedish fish

[@ferretlover2735]

Damn you

[@Cassxowary]

thief* swedish* but good one otherwise lol

[@DavidVanVlerah]

@@Cassxowary Meh. "Sweetish" is actually a better description. 😄 That's candy I eat when nothing else is available.

[@KyleClark-d8k]

Something fishy with this story. Maybe I’m not herring you right. 👋

[@DavidVanVlerah]

Here's the best one I've come up with off the cuff. There is a cave in Wisconsin called the Cave of the Mounds. My wife asked one day if we had been there. I replied, "Yeah. We tried to go to the Cave of the Almond Joy, but it was closed." Then, after a beat, said, "It's okay. It's nuts there." I was unjustifiably proud of that one.

[@honeybee45678]

lol

[@kewoshk]

If you’re not a dad already, you’re ready to be one 😄

[@DavidVanVlerah]

@@kewoshk Lol. My old man was the king of the dad jokes. I studied at the feet of a master. Much to my wife's dismay! 😆

[@Equ3strianGam3r]

I find Damien's laughter very contagious whenever he's reading.

[@matrixphijr]

No one: Jack: *gradual descent into psychotic rage*

[@pokemon1659]

11:35 does that mean kirby ate the curb or is he still okay

[@squidsarecool77]

Lol

[@Weirdo_Human8462]

It had to be done

[@jan-Pala]

1:05:43 this one actually took me a second. my knee jerk reaction was "dead" but then i paused for a second and went "wait no. it's a pun. coffin. he's coFFIN i hate this so much"

[@mastersingleton]

r/puns, r/pun, and r/PunPatrol subreddit are on a whole another level with their pun games.

[@D3rPMa5ter]

Yeah, it’s a punchline

[@Crxtal_Gaming_Steam]

11:51 The timing is perfect

[@gaeridallmariegrey5888]

6:22 There's an update to this one. They did get married. 🎉

[@Makkiebobo730]

Nice!

[@hamzamotara4304]

Oh yes. r/puns was needed.

[@Gamemaster-64]

11:03 What an odd calculator

[@WooooooDEPPRESION]

Ngl, they can even- 9+1= 10, 7+3= 10, 5+1= 6, 5+5=10, 3+1=4 and etc 😭😭

[@lotuswraith]

57:05 It's a wood plane; you use it to make pieces of wood and timber flat and smooth.

[@ShilliamC]

Well that pun never took off.

[@AsGaDel]

4:10 is that the Re:Zero creepy sound

[@infinixuty]

Yes

[@easton_Weiper]

This video is causing me to physically age

[@mistycrom]

Watching any video causes you to physically age.

[@jellifii]

I guess these puns aren't quite... timeless

[@Ethan-..]

guess they didnt think about it on the clock

[@KyleClark-d8k]

I guess you should watch your time ⌚

[@j_g9109]

Yes, that’s how I’d describe American History X… a bit dark. lol Robin you make me do that “that’s funny!” sharp exhale.

[@theominouspigeon]

cargo crash

[@itamareizikovich6973]

*🥭 splat.*

[@theominouspigeon]

​@@itamareizikovich6973 lmaoooo

[@RLLYTHO711]

7:59 I've seen this post plenty of times, and it never "clicked" DUCK until he called the picture a sign. I just thought oh they see the picture and know to duck not that it is indeed instructions TO DUCK! lmao

[@LuckyDaDuckyofDoom]

Puns are a good method of hiding sadness

[@KudoRedfox]

Now that's an "I'm 14 and this is deep" quality comment

[@LuckyDaDuckyofDoom]

@@KudoRedfox I don’t remember making this comment and now I am terrified of what I’ve been doing

[@Oddwatermelon3]

🦘 ⏳

[@richardkirkland6805]

That object from the "Not a drill" post is a planer, it cuts thin sheets off a woodan board. I think it's used in making surf boards.

[@davidrw61]

@51:32-"With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"

[@AlainaWithanA]

I love how many Star Trek posts there are in here 😂😂😂

[@nevtheskid4579]

43:55 Any servicepeople I know would love these jokes. Death and food are the most pressing issues for real. A joke with both of them? That isn't even about cannibalism, necrophilia, suicide, dismemberment, or other unpleasantness? Gold.

[@Cassxowary]

service people is at best an offensively inaccurate term for a terrorist meat puppet, and no, being frightened, hurt, brainwashed into bigotry and the actions resulting from it such as terrorism instead of using the heart&brain we were all born with and being kind to others, all kind, is.

[@Cassxowary]

what about the terrorism, rapes, robbery, horrific slaughter, unending hell, etc they cause.

[@nevtheskid4579]

@@Cassxowary Annoying Orange profile pic tracks. Fuck outta here bot

[@DvsArtemis]

I am bad with faces and remembering the names that go with them but whoever was the model for the hoodies in the promo was, You are gorgeous!

[@CleanChimp08]

11:45 damn you for reminding me, we had to see that shit in school

[@Idontfrickwatetmelons]

18:56 I like litterally just watched that a couple days ago 😭😭 W episode

[@kuro.kotetsuya]

28:12 is so hilarious lmao

[@notdistracted1289]

3:35 You have the incredible ability to sound frighteningly alike Magic Man from Adventure Time.

[@RustyShackleford108]

If you find 9 ants in your apartment, why can't you evict them?... ...Because they're not tenants.

[@dinonuggets9529]

0:36 the left Twix has more caramel while the right has more cookie

[@tatkkyo9911]

I think the book you were talking about is, me first. Its about a selfish pig who always wants to be first. At the beach some one asks who would care for a sand witch the pig goes me first and accidentally signs up to be the witches lacky

[@JoshuaMola-rw4fq]

Gasp! The calculator CAN even, 9/1.5=6

[@JamieSimsspiffymoo]

What do you call a short psychic escaped from prison... Short medium at large

[@SanityInAnAmazonBox]

Never was I ever Gonna say that I would ever give a rickroll to You in any way, shape, or form, Up, down, left, or right.

[@ni-filoop4410]

Thank you for visiting Finland! I hope we Finns made feel welcome, and you got to enjoy your stay. What made come here? And what places did you visit?

[@minecraftcommandnerd1280]

After the "Man stands up and says 'Plethora'" pun joke I thought "We should legalize cannabis in all 50 states" was Robin's genuine reaction 😂

[@Meeckle]

That part in American History X is brutal !!

[@hiimspee828]

1:00 these bad puns are really taxing my mental health

[@Alana-hl5rv]

9:20 as a British person . . . *_DAMNIT YES I DRANK THE T_*

[@alecrisser12]

1:04:44 Frets are the little metal bars fixed to the fret board. The purpose is to keep the notes in tune, especially with each other when playing a chord. A fretless instrument has no frets. So on a fretless when you press down a string it's called fingering it, and the board you press against is called the fingerboard. I play a fretless bass so I can answer this question without fretting.

[@Mysticdragon091]

6:53 I’m so glad I’m not the only one who remembers that beach/sandwich book

[@is_hebusy]

Justice for emkay

[@evanstevens7918]

14:49 that tribe must have the best archers since they could hit a plane with an arrow from 100’s of feet away and at over 60mph

[@KyleClark-d8k]

That was just plane awesome

[@jacksonlaframboise6257]

23:55. Naw. It’s Baguettiquette

[@Nurple17]

11:38 I choked on my chicken when you made that joke. Maybe, to make jokes like that better, say it to me again in my alone time with my other chicken.

[@KalvinSchmitt-be1iw]

9:54 That die felt personal.

[@FReset_Frisk]

I love this subreddit

[@minecraftchest2]

57:02 jack that is a hand planer

[@taiyoqun]

It's actually... A jack plane! I'll see myself out

[@ShilliamC]

@@taiyoqunthat didnt take off very well.

[@VoidPetsBack]

30:13 So you could say…that joke doesn’t hold water anymore?

[@notoscarthegrouch]

To the guy who stole my antidepressants, I hope you didn't have a mental breakdown and split your personality like they did to me 🤣😠

[@stephenlignowski1915]

Working for the circus is an in-tents experience.

[@Kyiw420]

I’m hate this song… I can’t escape from it. Everywhere I go I see its face. 1000 of them. All in a different way. Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head

[@Oddwatermelon3]

🎶🎶🎶

[@KyleClark-d8k]

I’m pretty sure that’s called the voices and I deal with that’s a lot unless it’s a song I haven’t heard

[@Cheater0809]

37:22 there actually is a game about laundering money

[@emmah4309]

Me and my bf were eating strawberries the other day and I took a handful and went into another room and he said "hey! That's strobbery!"

[@rileytheirrelevant]

I miss you Damien

[@DonnaGarcia-ul6ke]

This was well made, rly liked it.

[@mrrcjunk1]

The book regarding the sand witch is called "Me First" by Hellen Lester I think

[@JustNopeX]

56:55 Nope, not a drill - it's a low level "Jack Plane." 😉

[@thesilverokami800]

57:13 that’s a hand planer, for wood projects

[@chernobyl169]

I love the KZbin meta, it means you can binge watch videos in one video

[@brookechang4942]

COUPLE GOALS

[@qbertsandy1367]

6:54 Was the book called “Me First” by Helen Lester, illustrated by Lynn Munsinger?

[@hicak0242]

15:55 i got one of those foil braces i can take off anytime

[@Skyler-ke5bm]

One twix has more caramel the other has more Cookie

[@Keller-k6n]

The garage he's in in the merch plug is the same as the ones in my neighborhood

[@Aelvir114]

3:02 Was not expecting to see Ereshkigal out of nowhere.

[@skypuppeteer]

45:12 yeah, someone's gotta explain this one to me, I'm too sleep deprived to actually process it

[@Magikal10]

"big paws" cz its a bear

[@Mudkip7_86]

Babe, wake up, emkay posted

[@lukethedaydreamer]

our teacher is making us watch this as punishment for being loud

[@curtbengtson]

9:04 I’m glad you know mumin trollen

[@petermcnamara5347]

I was going to throw my hat into the ring… but the hat covered it instead

[@UnCaffinatedChaos]

13:45 no, it’s Robin!!

[@GuyVRYT]

9:24 nah we threw it into the Boston harbor

[@Wesley_H]

Canada will trade Quebec to the US in exchange for 1. the part of northern Minnesota that’s separated from the rest of Minnesota by the Lake of Woods and connected to land only by Ontario and Manitoba, 2. Point Roberts which is separated from the rest of Washington by numerous bays and straits, and connected to land by way of Vancouver, and 3. part of the Alaska panhandle. Everything south and east of Mount Fairweather.

[@markocegueda2574]

My birthday was on 2's day and I'm disappointed I didn't turn 22.

[@Bruh_idk69lul]

16:13 no orthodontist, but i remember reading a book about a teen girl who has to survive in a nuclear fallout. The book mentions her retainers strangely frequently

[@stephenlignowski1915]

OMG. An hour's worth of puns. I'm in Nirvana. You Buddha believe it.

[@ShadowService]

Bicycles can't stand on their own because they're two tired.

[@faboitas]

This video is something else

[@ririlub]

10:08 that kid's last name better be Carmen

[@gnerfitoo9328]

38:35 I think they take the left one so that your kidneys are all right

[@deinemudda6104]

I want some of the stuff the host was on during this video !!! ;)

[@Porcuperson]

8:26 we actually probably could do this, we have 2 territories, Puerto Rico, and Guam, and then we have D.C.

[@LongandWeirdName]

Elongated Muskrat proved that car does go space.

[@mint_dragon3858]

9:34 un-ionized for chemist or union-ized for plumber

[@thetotallyrealsusie]

Omfg thank you

[@Clover_The_Moth]

What does "unionized" have to do with plumbing?

[@mint_dragon3858]

@@Clover_The_Moth plumbers are in unions (I can’t explain what a union is just by typing so you should look it up and do your own research if you want to Learn more)

[@alecrisser12]

Yay! I can tune a fish!

[@jacksonlaframboise6257]

25:18. It’s a Beeritone choir.

[@felinechunk]

I dont think I have ever been this early to any video

[@mr.scarlo2234]

Day 1956 of asking for “Hi, name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”

[@esther24_]

10:43 I know exactly what happened on that day, it was so funny especially since I remember it was 2:22 2022 2/2 lol

[@jacksonlaframboise6257]

0:02. It won’t bark.

[@jonisalmela2399]

Imagine annoying orange, but an annoying Ford

[@Varahipatel-1]

Once I accidentally made a pun, it was a video about the Inheritance Games and how Emily (dead character) was very annoying because they would compare her Avery every single second of every single day. I said something like, “every time they mentioned Emily or Eve I swear I was going to jump off a cliff.” Emily died by cliff jumping 💀 I didn’t realize until people responded to me..

[@norie.island]

9:20, no its because we threw it into the harbor