ALL OF R/PUNS

[@alex_wolfdev]

Emkay is Robin me of my laughter; I want it Jack

[@SaneAcorn2389]

JUDGEMENT

[@alex_wolfdev]

@@SaneAcorn2389look, I didn’t say it was good

[@TheDewYT]

​@@alex_wolfdevProbably is if you're the top comment

[@alex_wolfdev]

@@TheDewYT fair enough

[@sanemero3940]

THY END IS NOW​@@alex_wolfdev

[@ScribbleAllDay]

"What's a dish that's made without love?" "Revenge" -this subreddit, probably

[@Foxy-cr1nd]

"Whats a dish made without love" "How tf do you put love in food"

[@SparkTheElectricBoi]

​@Fritz-cr1nd "What's a dish that's made without love?" "How the fuck do you make food."

[@Cowboybeardie]

@@Foxy-cr1ndmilk

[@esleynopemos3470]

Robin confounds me, because he has the voice and attitude of a 58-year-old cantankerous gen X, but the cultural knowledge of a gen alpha tween.

[@regiluci]

Based on stuff he’s said in other videos, I’m pretty sure he’s a millennial

[@DavidVanVlerah]

@@esleynopemos3470 Oh, for sure. That's why I like him so much. He has my old man attitude but still pays attention to the world around him. Robin is real af, and calls out the bs. We already lost Lexi, I hear. If Robin leaves, I don't know how much I'll hang out. No disrespect to Damien and Jack, but they appeal to a much different audience. Zach is good. Hopefully he'll get more work now.

[@Rock-holmes-4ever]

Yeah I like Damien and Jack for the humor, but Robin for his opinions.

[@matrixphijr]

No one: Jack: *gradual descent into psychotic rage*

[@spacebubble1552]

17:55 The Dina Mite joke was so good, we had it twice

[@Borkington_]

I dinan't know!

[@spacebubble1552]

@@Borkington_ you win!

[@quasario]

It's a very dinamic joke

[@ascellaplays]

16:37 tickled my brain more than i thought it would. he really just went for it dawg, and then the alternate lyrics at the very end just killed me

[@holicandy01]

Thank you for defending Moomin's honor

[@A-TriangleTM]

One time I was hired to catch a candy thieve.I found a trail of sweetish fish in the woods but it was a red herring.

[@ChuckYTP]

Sour weedish fish

[@ferretlover2735]

Damn you

[@Cassxowary]

thief* swedish* but good one otherwise lol

[@DavidVanVlerah]

@@Cassxowary Meh. "Sweetish" is actually a better description. 😄 That's candy I eat when nothing else is available.

[@KyleClark-d8k]

Something fishy with this story. Maybe I’m not herring you right. 👋

[@DavidVanVlerah]

Here's the best one I've come up with off the cuff. There is a cave in Wisconsin called the Cave of the Mounds. My wife asked one day if we had been there. I replied, "Yeah. We tried to go to the Cave of the Almond Joy, but it was closed." Then, after a beat, said, "It's okay. It's nuts there." I was unjustifiably proud of that one.

[@honeybee45678]

lol

[@kewoshk]

If you’re not a dad already, you’re ready to be one 😄

[@DavidVanVlerah]

@@kewoshk Lol. My old man was the king of the dad jokes. I studied at the feet of a master. Much to my wife's dismay! 😆

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

Somebody stole my trainers but left their camouflage jacket behind. They can run but they can't hide.

[@Equ3strianGam3r]

I find Damien's laughter very contagious whenever he's reading.

[@mastersingleton]

r/puns, r/pun, and r/PunPatrol subreddit are on a whole another level with their pun games.

[@C4Ca_T]

Yeah, it’s a punchline

[@jan-Pala]

1:05:43 this one actually took me a second. my knee jerk reaction was "dead" but then i paused for a second and went "wait no. it's a pun. coffin. he's coFFIN i hate this so much"

[@pokemon1659]

11:35 does that mean kirby ate the curb or is he still okay

[@squidsarecool77]

Lol

[@Weirdo_Human8462]

It had to be done

[@4rcticCanada_Crxtal]

11:51 The timing is perfect

[@gaeridallmariegrey5888]

6:22 There's an update to this one. They did get married. 🎉

[@Makkiebobo730]

Nice!

[@hamzamotara4304]

Oh yes. r/puns was needed.

[@lotuswraith]

57:05 It's a wood plane; you use it to make pieces of wood and timber flat and smooth.

[@ShilliamC]

Well that pun never took off.

[@Gamemaster-64]

11:03 What an odd calculator

[@WooooooDEPPRESION]

Ngl, they can even- 9+1= 10, 7+3= 10, 5+1= 6, 5+5=10, 3+1=4 and etc 😭😭

[@AsGaDel]

4:10 is that the Re:Zero creepy sound

[@infinixuty]

Yes

[@Rubyfir3]

The DUN DUUUN was very appropriate for that Lawn and Order one. 😂

[@LuckyDaDuckyofDoom]

Puns are a good method of hiding sadness

[@KudoRedfox]

Now that's an "I'm 14 and this is deep" quality comment

[@LuckyDaDuckyofDoom]

@@KudoRedfox I don’t remember making this comment and now I am terrified of what I’ve been doing

[@Oddwatermelon3]

🦘 ⏳

[@hiimspee828]

1:00 these bad puns are really taxing my mental health

[@theominouspigeon]

cargo crash

[@itamareizikovich6973]

*🥭 splat.*

[@theominouspigeon]

​@@itamareizikovich6973 lmaoooo

[@j_g9109]

Yes, that’s how I’d describe American History X… a bit dark. lol Robin you make me do that “that’s funny!” sharp exhale.

[@CleanChimp08]

11:45 damn you for reminding me, we had to see that shit in school

[@alecrisser12]

1:04:44 Frets are the little metal bars fixed to the fret board. The purpose is to keep the notes in tune, especially with each other when playing a chord. A fretless instrument has no frets. So on a fretless when you press down a string it's called fingering it, and the board you press against is called the fingerboard. I play a fretless bass so I can answer this question without fretting.

[@Mysticdragon091]

6:53 I’m so glad I’m not the only one who remembers that beach/sandwich book

[@RLLYTHO711]

7:59 I've seen this post plenty of times, and it never "clicked" DUCK until he called the picture a sign. I just thought oh they see the picture and know to duck not that it is indeed instructions TO DUCK! lmao

[@richardkirkland6805]

That object from the "Not a drill" post is a planer, it cuts thin sheets off a woodan board. I think it's used in making surf boards.

[@DvsArtemis]

I am bad with faces and remembering the names that go with them but whoever was the model for the hoodies in the promo was, You are gorgeous!

[@DestielForeverSPN]

18:56 I like litterally just watched that a couple days ago 😭😭 W episode

[@dantearanda5189]

sans : hey thx for more pun ideas pap:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT GIVE HIM MORE IDEASSS!

[@AlainaWithanA]

I love how many Star Trek posts there are in here 😂😂😂

[@Nurple17]

11:38 I choked on my chicken when you made that joke. Maybe, to make jokes like that better, say it to me again in my alone time with my other chicken.

[@kuro.kotetsuya]

28:12 is so hilarious lmao

[@definitelynotdistracted]

3:35 You have the incredible ability to sound frighteningly alike Magic Man from Adventure Time.

[@FReset_Frisk]

I love this subreddit

[@davidrw61]

@51:32-"With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"

[@evanstevens7918]

14:49 that tribe must have the best archers since they could hit a plane with an arrow from 100’s of feet away and at over 60mph

[@KyleClark-d8k]

That was just plane awesome

[@JustNopeX]

56:55 Nope, not a drill - it's a low level "Jack Plane." 😉

[@is_hebusy]

Justice for emkay

[@Ellie_the_goober]

20:22 BULGARIA FINALLY MENTIONED SOMEWHERE?!

[@stephenlignowski1915]

Working for the circus is an in-tents experience.

[@Aelvir114]

3:02 Was not expecting to see Ereshkigal out of nowhere.

[@minecraftcommandnerd1280]

After the "Man stands up and says 'Plethora'" pun joke I thought "We should legalize cannabis in all 50 states" was Robin's genuine reaction 😂

[@dinonuggets9529]

0:36 the left Twix has more caramel while the right has more cookie

[@easton_Weiper]

This video is causing me to physically age

[@mistycrom]

Watching any video causes you to physically age.

[@jellifii]

I guess these puns aren't quite... timeless

[@Ethan-..]

guess they didnt think about it on the clock

[@KyleClark-d8k]

I guess you should watch your time ⌚

[@Meeckle]

That part in American History X is brutal !!

[@SanityInAnAmazonBoxShorts]

Never was I ever Gonna say that I would ever give a rickroll to You in any way, shape, or form, Up, down, left, or right.

[@curtbengtson]

9:04 I’m glad you know mumin trollen

[@nevtheskid4579]

43:55 Any servicepeople I know would love these jokes. Death and food are the most pressing issues for real. A joke with both of them? That isn't even about cannibalism, necrophilia, suicide, dismemberment, or other unpleasantness? Gold.

[@Cassxowary]

service people is at best an offensively inaccurate term for a terrorist meat puppet, and no, being frightened, hurt, brainwashed into bigotry and the actions resulting from it such as terrorism instead of using the heart&brain we were all born with and being kind to others, all kind, is.

[@Cassxowary]

what about the terrorism, rapes, robbery, horrific slaughter, unending hell, etc they cause.

[@nevtheskid4579]

@@Cassxowary Annoying Orange profile pic tracks. Fuck outta here bot

[@tatkkyo9911]

I think the book you were talking about is, me first. Its about a selfish pig who always wants to be first. At the beach some one asks who would care for a sand witch the pig goes me first and accidentally signs up to be the witches lacky

[@KalvinSchmitt-be1iw]

9:54 That die felt personal.

[@chernobyl169]

I love the KZbin meta, it means you can binge watch videos in one video

[@Bruh_idk69lul]

16:13 no orthodontist, but i remember reading a book about a teen girl who has to survive in a nuclear fallout. The book mentions her retainers strangely frequently

[@faboitas]

This video is something else

[@Kyiw420]

I’m hate this song… I can’t escape from it. Everywhere I go I see its face. 1000 of them. All in a different way. Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head

[@Oddwatermelon3]

🎶🎶🎶

[@KyleClark-d8k]

I’m pretty sure that’s called the voices and I deal with that’s a lot unless it’s a song I haven’t heard

[@jacksonlaframboise6257]

23:55. Naw. It’s Baguettiquette

[@runewolf77]

My mother fell asleep. I asked her "are you tired of these puns?" 😁

[@ni-filoop4410]

Thank you for visiting Finland! I hope we Finns made feel welcome, and you got to enjoy your stay. What made come here? And what places did you visit?

[@skypuppeteer]

45:12 yeah, someone's gotta explain this one to me, I'm too sleep deprived to actually process it

[@Magikal10]

"big paws" cz its a bear

[@JamieSimsspiffymoo]

What do you call a short psychic escaped from prison... Short medium at large

[@brookechang4942]

COUPLE GOALS

[@Bean_Spooky]

9:20 as a British person . . . *_DAMNIT YES I DRANK THE T_*

[@JoshuaMola-rw4fq]

Gasp! The calculator CAN even, 9/1.5=6

[@VoidPetsBack]

30:13 So you could say…that joke doesn’t hold water anymore?

[@Mudkip7_86]

Babe, wake up, emkay posted

[@minecraftchest2]

57:02 jack that is a hand planer

[@taiyoqun]

It's actually... A jack plane! I'll see myself out

[@ShilliamC]

@@taiyoqunthat didnt take off very well.

[@mrrcjunk1]

The book regarding the sand witch is called "Me First" by Hellen Lester I think

[@Wesley_H]

Canada will trade Quebec to the US in exchange for 1. the part of northern Minnesota that’s separated from the rest of Minnesota by the Lake of Woods and connected to land only by Ontario and Manitoba, 2. Point Roberts which is separated from the rest of Washington by numerous bays and straits, and connected to land by way of Vancouver, and 3. part of the Alaska panhandle. Everything south and east of Mount Fairweather.

[@rileytheirrelevant-iconmen]

I miss you Damien

[@danbrew2487]

The Sane Witch book was definitely on Reading Rainbow, I onow exactly what you are talking about.

[@Cheater0809]

37:22 there actually is a game about laundering money

[@UnCaffinatedChaos]

13:45 no, it’s Robin!!

[@Objectation2763]

24:45 give this guy a metal 🤘

[@stephenlignowski1915]

OMG. An hour's worth of puns. I'm in Nirvana. You Buddha believe it.

[@minecraftchest2]

54:56 he must be runing red hat

[@Keller-k6n]

The garage he's in in the merch plug is the same as the ones in my neighborhood

[@SlabFor1]

These are my favorite puns

[@thesilverokami800]

57:13 that’s a hand planer, for wood projects

[@qbertsandy1367]

6:54 Was the book called “Me First” by Helen Lester, illustrated by Lynn Munsinger?

[@ShadowService]

Bicycles can't stand on their own because they're two tired.

[@hicak0242]

15:55 i got one of those foil braces i can take off anytime

[@semicolontransistor]

58:27 The chinese character 嘿(hei) has very similar sound to "hi" in Mandarin and can be used the same way as "hi"

[@deinemudda6104]

I want some of the stuff the host was on during this video !!! ;)

[@masterjunko]

17:31 I can't believe this took me so long to get 😭

[@LongandWeirdName]

Elongated Muskrat proved that car does go space.

[@Skyler-ke5bm]

One twix has more caramel the other has more Cookie

[@RustyShackleford108]

If you find 9 ants in your apartment, why can't you evict them?... ...Because they're not tenants.

[@GuyVRYT]

9:24 nah we threw it into the Boston harbor

[@lukethedaydreamer]

our teacher is making us watch this as punishment for being loud

[@9sheri9]

5:53 it's a restaurant in Austin, Tx 💕

[@MelessaRedditt]

14:08 got me laughing bro

[@ririlub]

10:08 that kid's last name better be Carmen

[@felinechunk]

I dont think I have ever been this early to any video

[@emmah4309]

Me and my bf were eating strawberries the other day and I took a handful and went into another room and he said "hey! That's strobbery!"

[@is_hebusy]

Hi emkay

[@mint_dragon3858]

9:34 un-ionized for chemist or union-ized for plumber

[@thetotallyrealsusie]

Omfg thank you

[@Clover_The_Moth]

What does "unionized" have to do with plumbing?

[@mint_dragon3858]

@@Clover_The_Moth plumbers are in unions (I can’t explain what a union is just by typing so you should look it up and do your own research if you want to Learn more)

[@MrSynapse2]

Man this video is 🔥