ALL OF r/TEXTS

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A compilation of our videos on the top posts from r/Texts on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay Video credits below.
Narrators:
/ @itsboobin
/ @jaymick
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[@Karsikudafox]

"is it drinking alone if you're pregnant?" "it is is you keep drinking" *"Oh dear god"* LMAOO

[@pacman6744]

Ok

[@LegendaryLemonss]

BEST STARTER

[@Karsikudafox]

@@LegendaryLemonss FR

[@osheridan]

I feel like Person A intentionally set it up for that response from B

[@derpsterYT]

Theres more.

[@osheridan]

I can't believe Emkay saw every text

[@spiderxdgaming]

"It's suprised Pikachu" "Oh okay" IS IT?!?! I CAN'T SEE IT

[@maddiemanwaring5116]

It is surprised Pikachu

[@axolotlgaming9144]

@@maddiemanwaring5116 REALLY!?

[@spiderxdgaming]

@@maddiemanwaring5116 REALLY?!??

[@lilcocoabean25]

@@spiderxdgaming yep

[@hoospy]

yup

[@Laurasophiesmith]

11:43 I seriously need a 1 hour version of Robin saying „can you do the kitchen again pls“

[@FallenKing_BallinKing]

Same someone loop it

[@macdoodleer]

7:09 In the Godfather, an inside joke was that there was an orange whenever someone was about to die.

[@anonymoushumankind]

Could also be a reference to that one Sherlock Holmes books where the bad white hood wizard ppl send orange pips tonppl they're gonna kill

[@witherful]

🍊

[@xaigamer3129]

2:37 M-“what does mood af mean?” OP-“mood as fœiŷücķ. Like my current mood or whatever” M-“why did you comment that under a video of a gorilla throwing his own sħįÿøțť”

[@gemini579]

The first one actually had me rolling on the floor.

[@pacman6744]

Ok

[@pacman6744]

Ok

[@sil.k315]

@@pacman6744 we get it bro

[@MaceDeMarco2010]

CENTAURITAURITAURITAUR

[@sandraiaraaraujo8174]

​@@sil.k315 Ok

[@yeonbinist101]

3:39 why was the john mulaney impression so good

[@QueenMonny]

The "HAVE SEEN" "LOVE FELT" one killed me. 🤣

[@FartwithnoF]

Just started eating and Emkay posted? Heck yeah dude

[@pacman6744]

Ok

[@creepycasta9430]

@@pacman6744You don’t know that feeling of ones food just being more enjoyable to eat with awesome FRESH content? The opposite of seeing Nicocado Avocado. . . . Just seeing him, really. TL;DR He means “today was a good day.”

[@abbyj2783]

24:30 I was not prepared for that punchline! I've been giggling for 2 whole minutes

[@Bewilderebeest]

3:47 I’m going to start using “thank” as an even more sarcastic thanks 😂

[@davidlister7590]

The Cat one at 4.40 was awesome i was expecting a Lion or Tiger to be on the roof.

[@nakayoshi93]

3:14 dude I made exactly this mistake in middle school I had this special needs class that was to help keeping up with classwork and homework. If you didn't have anything to do, you could do literally whatever you wanted. My friends and I all brought their 3DS systems with smash bros every class, and regularly played it together. One day, I loudly asked my friend across the classroom if he wanted to play Smash Brothers. But I formulated it like that.

[@saifgaming2872]

Special grade

[@aandafunlist2824]

"Have a present. It's ta-" **gets ad**

[@THEROOKIDEE]

this comment is just *italian gesture*

[@emeraldqueen1994]

I felt brain cells dying trying to figure out what some of these were saying

[@braxadeez]

I'm going through a terrible breakup and this channel has helped me keep going. Thank you for providing such genuine humor and commentary ❤

[@ag-workshop]

That thumbnail wanted me to stick nails in my eyes

[@AshSetItAllFree]

15:30 WAIT YOU HELPED WITH PIEMATONS SUCTION CUP MAN?1?1?1?1?1

[@TheMeIonCat]

I can’t think of anything to say because I’m laughing too much 😂

[@Unfiltered____]

When you arrive early to and Emkay video and are able to eat peacefully now:

[@0fficialwilliamaft0n]

46:58 THE VOICE SENT ME

[@Humanbeing2763]

44:06

[@phantombiscuit17]

"welcome to misery I mean Missouri eh same thing" true statement, I live in Missouri and I wish I could live in Alaska or something.

[@Messier42-handle]

2:36 stay out of his territory and nobody gets hurt robin.

[@SuperSlavey]

My phone has a tendancy to randomly connect to the TV in our livingroom, and I couldn't cancel it in time, and with everyone out there (including my 7 year old brother) it ended up connecting at 37:40💀

[@trevorgreenough6141]

SPICY NIPPLE! just caught me off guard.

[@maacll4343]

The guy with the blind spots just experienced his first migraine. Called ambulance when te weird ass headache hit, got given some migraine meds and got told "you're fine it's just a migraine" (sudden, temporary blind spots usually indicate migraine, it's called "aura", and the insuing headaches lasts anywhere from 4hrs to a whole day)

[@Secretgeek2012]

I'm definitely stealing that birthday one for my mate's next birthday.😂

[@osheridan]

0:25 y is this the first time their mum texted them

[@pacman6744]

Ok

[@madsfiedler3884]

could be a new phone, could be their first phone, couldve deleted their messages for storage, etc

[@Dumb_Unfortunate_Man]

11:30 Literally OP transponder snails

[@Theancientcookies]

1:17:13 Ok this person has a amazing singing voice,no one can tell me otherwise

[@QueenMonny]

I was coming into the comments section to say this. And also that I must watch the Elvis movie now.

[@the_knightofnirn9041]

I've been laughing at 26:41 enough that I might've burst a blood vessel

[@qwertyhbeny_1111]

7:03 the fact that there are more bots than usual on your video is more of a warning than these oranges

[@M4X_d0esGacha]

52:03 " i dont think wendy would like that" HELPPPP FNGJMFGDHJF,JHJG

[@trecone]

6:47 I am physically unallowed to know if the guy is lying or not because IM COLORBLIND

[@QueenMonny]

It really does have a Pikachu in it.

[@SamuelPierce-xg7hk]

"this is how every bad p**n* starts": i can confirm i have all 4 seasons on dvd :D

[@k0mxg1]

2:13 lmao I love their music

[@EcoMeeco2]

11:33 Thats some interesting sounds you have made

[@berriq]

jack has such a good singing voice omg

[@mrpenguinize6000]

48:53 3 days later and I'm still rolling XD

[@harrycarrico981]

You did great roobin

[@weirdfish_brian]

im just sitting here with my cat watching these

[@Babyblu2144]

Jack singing was the bestt!!!!!

[@Khyyro]

" Hey Sue, this is warbalargalarbg"

[@100realspaghettios]

way too early for these wild ahh thumbnails

[@TheAutisticKiwi]

Today I learned Robin can make the best Obama impression I've heard in my life

[@-StellarNovae_AR-]

20:43 BACKROOMS MENTIONED‼‼‼‼

[@_ksm0922]

Fun fact: jeet is midwestern slang for “did you eat?”

[@davidschuler7196]

Jimentha....best name i ever heard

[@ChaosTheoriesLux]

I once paid some college kid in anime figures to help me move shout out to that cool dude!

[@happyhippoeaters4261]

I am the sweetest one Here! My Blood sugar is actually just pure compact Sugar!

[@Creamypie626]

31:39 I was eating dinner in-front of my PC. Now I have noodle bits and soup splashes on my monitor and keyboard.

[@coloneltushfinger69420]

58:22 my hungry ass thought it was chicken nuggets

[@user-ip5jy3ef1h]

Well after seeing "the Easter Bunny is Jesus Christ's fursona" I am now going to go live a peaceful life in the forest and never interact with anyone ever again.

[@nerdypenguin9164]

😂😂😂 peepee sock! Using that from now on

[@Kobi_the_kobold]

3:40 so when was someone gonna tell me murly and robin were the same person?

[@UwUMaceTLOF]

36:55 this literally played at 2am for me on the dot

[@FloppyTheFloppah]

I love the backround Undertale music.

[@spaceterrorist]

texts of all time

[@aquamaybemarine1623]

8 views in 1 minute? Bros cooking

[@Feliax_Felia]

Obama jumpscared me😭

[@sillysoreo]

i searched up king kong balls and,, saw blue king kong with *GOLDEN BALLS.*

[@macronyandthechickenstrips2293]

9:41 STOP MY GRANDPA IS NAMED CRAIG

[@juhanipolvi4729]

7:10 "How is this a warning ?" Perhaps it was meant for the annoying orange ?

[@dabalosthegreat]

jack sounds like stamper if he was australian and didn't do coke

[@themaxtax3220]

I finally saw a video fast.

[@Morana-mori]

WHEN I WAS (happy gee) A YOUNG BOY (happy gee) MY FATHER (happy gee) … told me i was a failure 👍 (awkward smile gee)

[@MaxEditsSpore]

Day 2 of askim EmKay for r/Spore

[@AshandDogs-2]

The first one is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😄😄💀💀💀😆😆😂😂😂

[@frisk-jl6zg]

I watched this while getting a world record in project nasu

[@DrFuntimes]

Woah.

[@Crypt_keeper6]

2:11 Bro ive did the same thing when someone asked me of i liked them too😂😅

[@The__FBI]

20:11 this is how I do it but dif same thing where you do it your own way

[@YoungMrBlue]

50:35 first post I made that got found by EmKay Great moment for me back then

[@ryanmarkel1298]

8:39 I need a priest to baptize that there Kirby

[@NarWhalphin-TheDolphin]

8:10 when they said, dangerous neighborhood and pot head i thought is was crazy daves neighborhood. I'm CrAaAaAaAaZyY!!!

[@ameliacarlson5580]

51:03 oh my god that’s the town next to me XD

[@LORDOFSP33D]

jack can sing dayum

[@QueenMonny]

Indeed.

[@-oliveeyeahh]

14:04 giving class of 09 nicole 😭

[@xxxmitsuu]

0:26 my name is sam and i turned my head so quick

[@SheepLiver]

7:10 right person here, I have a minor orange addiction

[@Elite_Defender]

20:22 this guy knows the method

[@leifcasanova3097]

0:23 ROBIN WHAT DOES THIS MEANNNN

[@Oleg-gt3xw]

0:45 peak of stupidity in texts

[@N000O.O0OOOO0]

MUHAHAH!

[@Idiotdragon8]

Is that Flowey from hit game Tetris!?

[@Boxmaker_247]

How come everyone is ignoring that this guy helped write suction cup man!

[@Doodl3b3rry]

3:12 that got me💀

[@random-productions1837]

sorry if people don’t want me to explain the joke, but I think the joke at 4:50 was that the guy was blocked

[@bobeksmradlavy5109]

20:43 Oh no Adam... WAIT I AM ADAM O NO

[@OLBICHL]

1:16:48 okay, what the actual fuaque??? that was so beautiful o_O

[@Jackie_XIII]

Jack is surprisingly really talented. If you look him up he's been in movies, he's on a game show in Australia, apparently the dude plays music, and he's really attractive Seriously, like a solid 8/10 what a great guy

[@Berry_Bug]

23:05 WHOMPTH HAS THE NAMEITH OF THE SUMMONER OF ME

[@adame.9469]

god this subreddit is absolute gold i love it

[@perrydixon344]

Hod.. is Baldur's blind brother. (Norse mythology)

[@A.real.gamer.]

Step bro away 😂 48:31

[@The_Rekers]

57:13 I GOT AN AD THAT CUT IT OFF 😂

[@Sillyguyvids]

OMG SAME

[@Chaos_lord_beans]

Centauritauritauritauritauritauritauritauritauritaur got me dying fr. Ps its 3:09 am as of the writing of this comment 🎉insomnia! 🎉

[@alexzurita2049]

How come all the normal texts have backrooms entities for profile pics and names? Like Partygoer and Smiler and all that?

[@AngelGrimalkinPA]

lol this is funny

[@Dertube586]

26:25 damn bro did not have to do that

[@hjglockner]

68 likes in 6 minutes? Oh I bet what everyone is going to say.

[@matthewelliott7294]

That Emkay stayed on

[@hjglockner]

@@matthewelliott7294 well that’s the truth, but they say the opposite of the truth.