All of your CIV multiplayer pain in one video..

[@kronos200]

"What's your kink?" "Building the great library before jake and then watching him throw a fit."

[@majesticsandwich9134]

You mean watching him lie about throwing a hissy fit

[@GhaniKeSawah]

@@majesticsandwich9134 both is good

[@sunnyyy1437]

"Right who's this?" "okay i've met-" *_"u g g g h h h" *Gets erased from reality*_*

[@GatchaDark]

Dude I couldn't stop laughing at that part I couldn't breathe 😂

[@Zakrulan]

im seriously curious what the hell Alex met at that time

[@novice0012]

0:15

[@AcelJean]

"I don't even care if I lose, cause I built it before you guys!" I never play with other people but that about sums up every civ game ever...

[@longbow857]

Wonder races can be exciting, but honestly: if you build any wonder whilst still having just 1 city besides Venice, you will exactly do that: lose, because it's a losing strategy xD So I welcome all my opponents to make wonders before me :)

[@CruiserToneFan]

literally everyone when they make their first giant death robot: "I don't even care if I lose, cause I built it before you guys!" if you dont get it the giant death robot is the overall strongest unit in civilization 5 even though it doesnt benefit from any terrain bonuses

[@wbsiwvejdnd]

"Dam I found an island" 1 entire hexagon full of sheep WELCOME TO CATHLAND, GET CATHED

[@Squishyrainn]

Iconic really

[@wbsiwvejdnd]

@@Squishyrainn what, a bunch of sheep on the great island of cath the Great Cather of the Welsh

[@notimportant1659]

WALES!

[@dr.bright6272]

The only thing missing to make it her homeland is the constant rain

[@averylarsen2511]

I am loving this group chemistry. like its so good I can forgive that you're british

[@adamstastny8743]

xDDD

[@harrygoddard3781]

I can fogive your American or German

[@roboboi1016]

Wait they are British?

[@adamstastny8743]

@@roboboi1016 No, they are from a lot of different countries. One is german and someone is from netherlands for instance.

[@shadowcastyt]

@@adamstastny8743 Jake’s British Gabby’s Scottish Ellis is British Alex is British (pretty sure) Cath’s Welsh

[@nyxetheon6206]

Well isn't this a perfect time to enjoy the quietness of life while watching the chaos ensue

[@UnseenCruelty]

I played Civ with two friends. I discovered Fuji-San and was so happy I told my friends that I was going to build a city right there. One of my friends got a settler there two rounds earlier, we had war until the end of the game. Our other friend won the game. So much about throwing a hissy fit.

[@Blackwolfufk]

Catan, any multiplayer Civ, and Monopoly, 3 quick ways to ruin relationships.

[@StealthTheFoxz]

@@Blackwolfufk You forgot Mario Party.

[@Blackwolfufk]

@@StealthTheFoxz I avoid that cursed thing, as much as possible.

[@StealthTheFoxz]

@@Blackwolfufk Fair enough. My family and I still embrace the chaos.

[@Blackwolfufk]

@@StealthTheFoxz We have "Battlestar Galactica", and "Betrayal on Haunted Hill" for true family chaos. ;)

[@hemlock4502]

I’ve never played a Civilization game. I’ve never had much interest in playing them, but watching your content really does bring something special to the gameplay for me. I don’t think I would enjoy any Civilization video half as much if it weren’t from the likes of you all. Thank you for bringing so many laughs.

[@Turnil321]

just buys civ 5 on a steam sale. Civ 6 is already out for a few years, so I think the price for civ 5 will be really low during a sale.

[@biliousbecca]

It's been 84 years...and Jake still can't pronounce my name correctly xD

[@rockdragon3]

5:00 "get back in the hole you naughty boy" "I know I keep doing that by accident" I'm surprised no one caught that perfectly set up "phrasing" moment

[@riderofthenightfury]

I did!

[@DragoSonicMile]

*Boom!*

[@isaacpowrie465]

O.

[@Mari-s3j7f]

0:16 never thought i'd wheeze so hard at that

[@protogenhorde8515]

Same here

[@anthonyporche8110]

Billie Urlish for me!

[@jamesbernadette6216]

I was about to make a dirty joke when Cath mentioned her cat flap but managed to restrain myself. Not too long after, however, there's the bit where Ellis founds his religion... and now I'm a bit worried.

[@whythough8821]

I’m.. it makes sense I guess

[@IAmTheShadowStar]

2:46 Really liked the edits here, just a extra way to show gobby asserting her dominance

[@snaiy1147]

That scheming part was too good, I would not be suprised to learn that Ellis plays crusader kings too

[@misterbones5981]

The accuracy of this video for the large amounts of times I've played civilization with friends is too real

[@brantontucker6734]

1:17 I'm honestly in full disbelief because of Ellis and the names he just chose lol

[@radekvaverka8921]

DISbelief? I would be in disbelief if he did anything else.

[@webbowser8834]

Honestly, I wanna see these guys try out civ 6 someday. It'd be lovely seeing them spend the entire game figuring out how tf districts work.

[@TheSchultinator]

I never was able to get into Civ 6 myself. Not saying it's bad, but I just don't enjoy the game nearly as much as 5.

[@webbowser8834]

@@TheSchultinator I can understand that. For me it really was district management that sold me. Seeing tiles as more than just the yields they provide but as potential locations for key districts added a new dimension the game has needed for a long time imo. Districts also give additional reason for low yield tiles like desert to exist. You don't need high yield tiles to place a theater square + entertainment complex.

[@88thdeathkoregrenadier68]

Wait they work?

[@webbowser8834]

@@88thdeathkoregrenadier68 They actually work really well. It adds a lot of depth to in game land management and makes your cities feel like actual sprawling cities as opposed to a single hexagon.

[@NeonWilder]

I was about to go to bed since it's 12:44am over here and I saw this vid pop up from WPE and I went "I'll regret it if I don't watch it now!" And yup, I was not wrong. You guys are just a Hilarious and "nice" bunch lol, I always enjoy watching these clips, and the new editor's style makes this funnier too lol, all he got to go with are the subtitles and he made it more funnier than it could've been, well done!

[@VoltageTripwire]

"36 to 38. That's in inches by the way." We talking about waist size here Alex? If so, I can totally fucking relate...

[@MikeKojoteStone]

Now I painfully miss a time 20 years ago when getting together to insult each other while playing a game of Civ was a thing that happened. Oh, what we give up for 'growing up' Thanks, I hate it ... (But this was absolutely fucking lovely and I'm super envious of all of you for having this kind of fun.)

[@rigen97]

I discovered this channel ten minutes ago and I already love all of you

[@CRUSH40RULES]

0:16 Alex.exe has stopped working

[@harrygoddard3781]

7:02 Eli’s always had jake snack in the end when it comes down to it

[@aquaticchaos1717]

Love the distortion effect on the subtitles of the second clip. Something different from the usual subtitles I expect from WPE

[@nyanninja2324]

Love your pfp btw! :D

[@platypusputin8067]

Well, I mean Alex's Great Wall functions as well as the real Great Wall. It never really kept out invaders.

[@frostysimo1394]

4:27 absolute perfection in terms of censoring (middle of the screen)

[@benjaminbrum5921]

7:30 As someone with IBS, nature is always screaming at me, so i know your pain there.

[@Joker938]

7:10. I know I'm an idiot but what makes it funny is the absurdity of the size yes?

[@DavidBrocekArt]

This video gives me strong 2013 vibes. Just a bunch of friends playing having fun.

[@luke_sj]

Imagine building a giant f*cking wall, and the enemy line just walks in

[@laughalot44657]

2:14 My favorite moment

[@torakunoichi]

So something I find funny about the Great Wall is that it ends in the see and that well there’s a massive gap that you could literally just go around it

[@Ariou016]

This is the first time I found this channel, and accidentally watched it due to autoplay but it only took a few seconds to be like "I'll give it a try" I was in tears for half the video and I am going to have to watch so many more vids now and sub

[@wellhello1575]

" found and island full of sheep." *waits for Australia joke. "It's wales!" *oh....alright.

[@kayemm_86]

I immediately thought of New Zealand xD

[@kittlegame5550]

“okay i’ve met” THAT WAS THE BEST PART

[@Khobotov]

Most wholesome moment I ever experienced in a video game. Can't wait for From Software to, somehow, punish me for that desicion.

[@siechamontillado]

0:45 I deeply regret watching this while on lunch break.

[@knightofaurum8424]

Elis Eilish, the hero we need but didn't deserve xD

[@sushifox2058]

Jake not getting the joke is par for the course

[@wingidon]

7:39 Nature's soldier found a Battering Ram in the ruins

[@katsasgeorge]

We NEED more of these. Play more Civ 5, guys. Cannot wait for you to get even better at the game and take turns longer than Jonk's!

[@DyneTyrreal]

Is Civ 5 better than Civ 6?

[@katsasgeorge]

@@DyneTyrreal I don't know, I haven't played 6, tbh. Out of the 2, Civ 5 always looked more like a board game come to life, though. Which was the main reason I bought it.

[@jackscout14]

8:09 thank you Jake for giving me another reason to stay in school 👍

[@lichguard]

1:12 Ellis is my spirit animal

[@Grahaminations]

0:15 "Okay i've met-" "UUNnghhen"

[@SirFloofy001]

0:50 i didnt need to know that cath.. thanks for the mental scarring XD

[@Auxi0us]

1:00 they phased. They be using hacks, ya know? Lmao

[@Carnax6969]

Could you just imagine the fury and hilarity if WPE played Mario Party?

[@brendanlee1972]

that would be mental

[@Pearlionon]

i think they did?

[@Sigil_Firebrand]

The worst part about this video is I lived the, "I haven't watched it cause I have a... uh I uh..." And I literally lived it like, this week at work with a coworker. XD

[@alittledoggo3321]

Yeeea this is the only reason the Thursday is good, more jake trolling

[@DinoMan_6]

5:40 that unison....

[@idontknoq4813]

0:05 Actually, that's The Falklands

[@lokihamilton1626]

You know a video is funny when you have to pause it to drink something because you don't want to spit it all over yourself

[@kendrel2099]

That Great Wall of China remark will always get me

[@Evelynthelost3]

Ellis' giggle is just to has its hilarious 😂

[@LoneWanderer101]

"What's wrong with the name DickusButtus...? I have a very good friend from DickusButtus!"

[@rift8966]

I think everyone who plays Civ with friends has that _one_ friend who takes forever. I *hate* playing with my roomie. He has to meticulously plot out every little thing with map tacks. Oh, he just discovered iron or nitre? Now he has to reshuffle everything around. I think I may place one or two map tacks in an entire game. Edit: In case anyone hasn't figured it out yet, I'm talking about Civ 6.

[@saitamaonepunchman8176]

0:16 made me laugh so hard I let out a weird squeak screech thing mid laugh. I genuinely wanna know what happened now lol

[@Jarmen__Kell]

Lol probably Alex was just trying to say "I've met uhmmm .. " but the mic glitched at "uhmm"

[@goldenknight2961]

I wish I had group of civ players like this just having fun and messing around

[@ronaninkster32652]

No but props to their editor cuz those titles are looking absolutely great and expressive as hell

[@xaviscorner]

you guys make me wish my friends were also intrested in civ

[@durzo7666]

I'm already dyling with laughter in the first 20 seconds of the vid. This is why I love your content.

[@Fennetic]

Early gang, and yes I haven't seen a single minute of this video yet lmao, much love guys! You all helped me get over with the sadness of losing uruha rushia of hololive jp

[@NeonWilder]

A fellow Hololive enjoyer. O7

[@RudeApollo]

Wasnt expectin to see a hololive fan here. O7

[@cesariojpn]

I'm still recovering from Kiriyu Coco.

[@oobah3413]

Doesn’t she have her own personal channel she will start using soon though?

[@Fennetic]

@@oobah3413 mikeneko? We're still unsure about that but it seems likely, we'll still lose rushia though, it's the character and persona that I like not the person behind the character(doesn't mean I dont care about her and her well being though), tbh that's what confuses me, it's the character we like not the actor, but some jp bros still went ape shit when the misunderstanding that led to all of this happened

[@bluebostonbot9997]

0:15 that still makes me luagh every time I watch that part

[@dr.bright6272]

Jonk forgot about the spy he sent to steal from Cath

[@pokedude104]

shoutout for being one of the few people still playing the best CIV instead of 6

[@PoleTooke]

To be fair, that's basically what did happen irl. The Great Wall of China did not even remotely keep the Mongolians out 😂

[@Groza_Dallocort]

They just went around it

[@rickshovaldez2811]

The worst feeling is coming early and have nothing interesting to say

[@apoeticgent9754]

I don't know what this game is and I don't know how I got here but I sure am loving the whole atmosphere of these people.

[@vxstufzies400]

"It's like cat flap" didn't need to hear that whilst I'm eating

[@Nereboreous]

To be fair "Smuggler" myself and wifey took ages to get that joke but we don't generally call them mugs.

[@HusKrWolf]

I’ve got a friend who’d leave mid-game to “piss”, came back 15-30 minutes later saying that he went out to buy food and making coffee after pissing.

[@silverscorpio24]

"You two can fuck off. I'm building and army." Someone put that on a shirt.

[@scrublord4814]

i dont know how ive never watched any of your videos before and im extremely disappointed in youtube for not recommending them to me until now, just couldnt stop laughing during this video :)

[@matsuhikotakagawa8060]

'0:32' - _nostalgia..._ NGL, I'm having a nostalgia about WPE pulling out a certain "B*tch, I'm eating ----" list from a certain Astroneer stream...

[@jayceventura8575]

0:15 I think Alex farted or hit his foot on the corner of a wall

[@quaestionarius7730]

In one playthrough I named my new religion Herpes. If this game is going to make me share religion with people I'm going to enjoy doing it and laugh a lot after.

[@kiwigaming09]

i swear a crossover with these guys and valefisk would be amazing

[@LordValph]

Loving the editing! Good job!

[@madryt9076]

0:00 Faroe Islands:

[@caseyb1346]

So thanks to this video I've discovered these guys and holy shit I cannot stop watching these videos. Also I definitely want to see more civ videos :D

[@Scarletraven87]

I have a praise to make. That "lady" definetively got some roasting skills but then again, so do I

[@ManuelSRocha]

00:36 MY EYES!!!!!!!!

[@E-MAN979]

5:22 best part lol

[@mendronesg]

I'm Brazilian, and immediately got that "Smuggler" joke. Jonk! 🤣

"ellis' account" "Don't call him that" Highlight. :D

[@lorddndck1361]

As a American I just learned of a blowout...

[@Gios2806]

Found this Channel yesterday....holy moly....why haven´t i found this sooner????

[@pippin606]

A propeller pecker sounds like a terrible super power.

[@JohnJohnson-vf1kk]

I'm watching this video at lunch at school, we are currently eating discount pizza

[@malcolmwilliams7615]

Cath: Get the f*** out of my city! Jake: I'm not in your city. Cath: A hunnie's spy has stolen technology secrets fron Venice. Jake: OH HIM! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and that pretty much summarize the cold war between the US and Soviet Union.

[@LordHoth_90]

So…. This is the video I’ll remember as watching and thinking, “wtf? Guess I’ll watch more.”

[@imkonky]

I'll be honest, I didn't get the smuggler joke at first either lmao

[@WelshGiraffa]

Guess jakes brain was out to lunch with the Smuggler joke or Gabby has the brain cells in their relationship 24/7

[@88thdeathkoregrenadier68]

Yes

[@Forodren_Ardhor]

Never thought civilization can be this funny

[@notayetti555]

Okay, it is official now. I need to get myself some british friends.

[@AgentOcto]

0:16 this shit gave me hiccups from laughing

[@marcgomes4193]

The banter is hilarious

[@GatchaDark]

Holy shit I couldn't breathe I was laughing so much at the beginning 0:14

[@Hoologramek]

I have no idea who you guys are but I love you now and will wathc you forever, thank you

[@Rynewulf]

Oh that girl totally has a kink for humiliating Jake, and Jake clearly loves it