All of your CIV multiplayer pain in one video, PART 2

[@WorstPremadeEver]

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[@shinytitan5066]

No

[@shinytitan5066]

Not doing that

[@drinkfromthecup]

Thanks but no, thanks. They've sacked 1k+ employees a year ago. Won't gonna support that shit.

[@L0NE1W0LF_]

More of a fan of world of warships tbh

[@Wolvenworks]

still amused they're still pressing on the "historical accuracy" angle when they've effectively defenestrated that years ago

[@monkeplaysgames9448]

Jonk trying to blackmail cath was probably the smartest thing he’s ever done

[@gifigi600]

And even that failed, because Cath deleted her warrior

[@Sol3clipse]

Lol.

[@Klier2003]

The moment he actually became smart for the time being 😂

[@ArabianSandBoa6671]

Apart from dating Gabby.....those 2 are meant for each other

[@thegoblin2004]

And some how not even the most morally reprehensible

[@WelshGiraffa]

Meanwhile in an alternate universe where the WPE members actually did lead armies Ellis rules the entirety as he actually would be a competent military commander until Cath and the Allies come along

[@BudgetBlade]

Lmao I instantly pictured her face among the soviet union's allies when I read your sentence. It has been a long time as well since I saw that

[@dr.bright6272]

His metal men were decimated by the Allies

[@saschahofmann2421]

What about jake and gabby?

[@dr.bright6272]

@saschahofmann2421 Scottland never lost its freedom and Jonk's still working on the Great Library.

[@WelshGiraffa]

And Alex is just in the corner watching the chaos while casually causing chaos and blaming whoever’s bearest

[@Data-AnalystSera]

I don't think Ellis realizes that moose can be 9 feet tall and weigh over a ton, they could easily and absolutely carry a human into battle

[@cattymouse4996]

THEY CAN BE 9 FEET TALL?!

[@star22sally67]

@@cattymouse4996 yeah and they have a temper and are very determined. I know I guy who tried to sneak behind a moose, went around a bush and couldn't find it, only to turn around and see it stating right at him. The moose game him a five second head start before chasing him through the swamp, knocking trees and branches out of the way, and then chasing him up a tree. Almost knocked the tree he was in down.

[@NickAsNickName]

I'm from Norway, and if someone hits a moose, the first thought isn't "is the moose okay?" It's "how damaged is the car?"

[@Chips_and_Gears]

never underestimate the Giants of the North

[@magiv4205]

@@cattymouse4996 7ft at the shoulder, but yeah, could be 9ft if you measure at the top of the antlers. Moose are fucking terrifying, "deer with roid rage" doesn't really do them justice. Have you ever heard of Megaloceros, the "giant elk"? It's the largest species of deer to ever live and went extinct at the end of the last ice age. And it was, get this, the same size as an Alaskan bull moose. The only reason it's considered bigger/taller was because its head was held higher than that of the moose and its antlers were even more gigantic (up to 12 ft in diameter compared to the moose's 6-7ft), but they stood at pretty much the same shoulder height. Moose are megafauna through and through. I wish to see one in person one day, but that could easily be the last thing I ever do.

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

God, "Voldemort sucks because he can't even take over one school!" has got to be the best Voldemort diss I've heard!

[@eleanorcooke7136]

In The Hobbit films, the horse that Lee Pace (Thranduil) rode was a huge horse that was actually called Moose. They used him for all the riding scenes and he caused so trouble because every time Lee said his lines, the horse would start shuffling sideways. They turned Moose into a stag during the editing.

[@Realgar_J]

Didn't one of the actors actually end up buying the horse they rode during the film because they bonded, or am I thinking of some other movie

[@AzureRoxe]

@@Realgar_J The actor for Aragorn bought the horse he used in LotR, he's done that a couple of times. That might be what you mean.

[@captainhindsight6994]

@@Realgar_J wasn't it aragorn or am I saying that cuz of the bond the character has with the horse?

[@Realgar_J]

@@captainhindsight6994 it appears he did

[@odynith9356]

Wasn’t it an elk?

[@DeadlyPL]

I find it surprisingly wholesome when near the end of the episode Gabby starts saying a joke, and Jake started laughing at it before she said it because he was there and knew what she was talking about.

[@unknowndane4754]

Similarly when Jake was telling the story about the navitivy play, you hear Gabby say something like "Oh that story"

[@alansmithee419]

I once played one of many trees in a school play. It was a Hansel and Gretel musical type thing where the trees sing a warning to the children to leave (presumably in some tree language because the two never really respond to the warning) and start dancing around the stage. You know thinking about it this sounds like a fever dream but it absolutely happened.

[@theseamoon2180]

School plays always sound/look like a fever dream

[@Huijiijjjjjjjihh]

Diary of a wimpy kid also had this 😂

[@emeralddragon2980]

I love that Gabby's been with Jake long enough to recognize when he needs some pity [REDACTED].

[@VaanOtacon]

Actually, I think she was just really interested in taking him up on his command to [REDACTED] his [REDACTED].

[@Phantom-zt9ve]

He did say [REDACTED] my [REDACTED].

[@RedCommando1084]

As an American who visits New Hampshire every year, I can confirm that Moose are powerful and not to be messed with.

[@cynicalsorcerer5509]

Ah yes. Moose. The apc's of the greater forested areas.

[@dragonace7211]

But if you were to magically domesticate one and have it like you enough, could you ride one into battle? 'Cause that's a treat of an image right there.

[@agustinmelar5496]

@@dragonace7211 it depends, i dont remember wich country actually tried it and mostly succeded until the moose heard gun shots an they would usually run away or rebel

[@bloodakoos]

meese

[@claylilac]

A mØØse once bit my sister

[@saphirsnep]

I think "Stop talking to me, I need to read" Is the most relatable thing Jake has ever said

[@KaminaCicada]

2:10 "Historical Authenticity" LMAO. The amount of prototypes, blueprint, and thought tanks that exceed what they would be capable of doing is staggering.

[@buddythewonderdog8065]

I've been having some really rough times lately. Jonk's story of how he 'handled himself' in the play made me laugh for the first time in weeks. I had to pull the car over I was laughing so hard. So, thank you for being you Jonk.

[@AutisticWombot]

As a "Seowth Efrikan" Tupperware container killed me🤣

[@schneider0304]

Same boet, same😂

[@hugodewaal6176]

Same here🤣🤣 It's the way T's are pronounced that just make it even better😆

[@the_tactician9858]

Reminds me of my SAfrican maths teacher. When she wanted the class silent she would always shout 'Ey peepol!' so naturally some of the kids were roudy enough to keep triggering her to say it.

[@nuclearwerewolf1003]

saaaaaaaaaame. i lost my shit

[@sageavery4469]

That moment when you literally feel proud at hearing country even though it's just, TUPPERWARE CONTAINER!

[@dracorexion]

So I had to google it, and yes, Moose can easily carry people. They're such awesome things to ride that Sweden wanted to create a Moose Calvary division back before they got their asses handed to them in the Great Northern War.

[@mawmadestuff8680]

8:36 I'm just going to start doing this to mess with people. "I'll have the ... *chicken alfredooooo*..."

[@mitchbez4137]

Im a south African and that Tupperware joke got me laughing so hard 😂

[@caleb_güero]

What is it from?

[@ffffff52]

3:25 that is so true! I once was a pack of hay in kindergarten, got bored and started talking with my fellow hay-mate XD

[@SudoNexius]

Surprisingly aside the minor anger, this was the most chill video, it was lovely

[@pastself9256]

Jonk's Civilization when they figured out art and playwriting would end up with Monty Python's Confuse-A-Cat skit, 100%

[@sarcinatus]

I love how this isnt mostly insults screaming and swears, I love how they are all chill and at peace most of the time Its nice seeing you guys get along also its nice seeing alex not be a dick

[@jameshulm8580]

I'd love to see WPE play Stellaris, I bet Alex would play as a tentacle heavy species for obvious reasons

[@worldeater2414]

"I can't think of something stupid enough" Well how about Hamlet on ice, interpreted by Ewoks high on shrooms

[@moon16879]

ngl that sounds hilarious

[@Chaosity_the_artist]

i love that the sponsor part has a yellow length bar on the top of the screen it’s very unique

[@jacobk3812]

On the subject of voldemort doing fuck all, he fails to cast a kill spell on an infant, and just decides its not worth it, like there was a window right there, he’s so dependent on magic he cant even toss a baby out of a window

[@stardust1781]

That's a very good point

[@sweeternickel70]

Hearing the truth about Voldemort’s incompetence to take over a school made my day 😆

[@filipwolffs]

I remember when I had to write a review of Harry Potter as a school assignment and I spent most of it ranting about how Voldemort is an absolute embarrassment whose achievements include failing to take over a single school and losing a duel against a minor. Twice. Younger me was genuinely indignant about it.

[@sweeternickel70]

Voldemort was also a coward, he never tried to actually kill dumbledore, so Draco tried and failed. Snaps ended up killing him instead.

[@WelshGiraffa]

Man basically cheats death by sealing parts of his soul in various items/things has a large army of loyalists is feared by every witch and wizard in the united kingdom and maybe the world but he can’t take down an entire school it 11-18 year olds and their teachers does actually make you think

[@crossfox255]

He did take over the school though. He just buggered off and left, what he tought was a loyal henchman, Snape and a few death eaters to run it. He then came back and reconqured it for a second time. But yes ignore the entire 7th book JFC.

[@klopson9703]

As for Riding Mooses into battle, Russians tried it (bc ofc they did) - It didnt work. They are hard to train and are very susceptible to diseases. I think it was in WW1 or something.

[@Chips_and_Gears]

and also Moose cant digest hay like horses can and one moose actually straight up died because it took so much energy to digest

[@foxryanvlogs933]

I love how Alex accurately spoke like a South African it’s hilarious

[@zidniafifamani2378]

Have you heard Alex's broken English speak impression?, it's even more impressive because how accurate and hilarious it is (I believe it somewhere in WPE Half Life video).

[@SergeantSup]

Jake and Cath, to be fair, either the Russian or Canadian army did experiment with a moose cavalry however not only were the difficult to train, the were also skittish and far more suspectible to disease compared to horses. They were definitely strong enough to fit the bill though

[@Danspy501st]

"T(h)anks again to Wargaming for sponsoring this show" I see what you did there

[@oguzhanayan4510]

Was so happy when my recommended showed a WPE video that i haven’t watched 8times already

[@ninsaburo14shiratori]

Have to admit, after the christmas breakdown of the breathy asmr songs, you lot where the ones where I least expected having bolognese whispered into my ears at full blast >.>

[@Hypnoleafeon6115]

3:38 you know this friend group is strange when that's the first thing that comes to mind...

[@Adam7ep]

Scrapping yourself in a play or having one hand down your trousers which is worse?

[@designationc6042]

I would never worry about going to war with Jonk he’d target his own cities with nukes before mine

[@ZaneTheSaber]

I HAD to clip the bolognessse cause it kills me every time! I hear it randomly in my head and just lose my shit 😂😂

[@Hi-re8mt]

7:43 *WeLl AcTuAlLy ElLiS* Moose are 10 ft tall at the top of their head and weigh up to 700kg, so they could actually support a human on their backs!

[@MatthewDossantos-tq8dg]

02:00- 02:10 was the best South African joke I probably heard in a long time, and as a South African, I love the accent of the joke

[@Connor_Top_Lad]

Jonk:Is playing a game that has a time period set I 400 ad Also Jonk:"HaVe yOU GOt HelICopTers"

[@alex2005z]

About as realistic as the nukes in 1500 that you also get in civ 6, so it wouldnt be impossibe

[@crypticanexe7385]

Civ for me, in a nutshell: "I don't know, stop talking to me; I need to read."

[@desertseagull5468]

You guys talking about riding moose reminded me of something. The swedes actually tried to implement moose cavalry when they where an empire. It didnt go well because moose where much harder to train and way more susceptable to loud noises unlike horses

[@samueltrusik3251]

Finally some CIV VI. I missed that game.

[@spk1121]

I was playing as Gorgo (Greece) just yesterday! Fun times.

[@lyonvensa]

My thoughts exactly! I wish WPE would give Civ VI a try, and they finally did

[@1universe]

Yes the best way to start a 12 hour shift thank you WPE

[@williambailey1451]

Oof they suck ass, godspeed.

[@spinningredchair8092]

"Stop talking to me I need to read" Is the most CIV statement ever

[@silverglovegaming5391]

Gabby yelling Tupperware container in an SA accent honestly sounds like an Afrikaans auntie in a commercial or something

[@nicolevickyhades]

I scares the crap out of me every time I watch the video. It's like my mom yelling at me.

[@Its_Dino]

Fun fact, the Soviet Union tried to make a moose cavalry. Sadly, results were mixed, since they were higher maintenance than horses and were typically too scared of gunfire to allow themselves to be ridden into battle. But since results were mixed it wasn't an entirely unsuccessful operation.

[@masterridley8593]

TuPpA-WaRe CaN'tAiNa!!!🤣

[@ilovekermit350]

Always love the South African accent "Tapa ware containa"😂😂😂

[@Flawedpiece]

Wasn't expecting a South African break out with wpe crew but now I feel seen lmao

[@sparkyswe396]

Funny thing: King Karl XI of Sweden did apparently toy with the idea of a Moose cavalry regiment during his reign during the 16th century.

[@halla9538]

Damn, i wonder how many tries that ad took to get right XD TBF i would have failed halfway through myself, so good job!

[@jessechavez5602]

Jonk’s civi’s play…. The “cats” movie 😂

[@bryanfisher1736]

Did anyone else notice how "seamless" that transition was to the sponsor? No transition, no warning. Literally, just BAM, hold my beer.

[@summerwatson3794]

I feel like a play from jonks civilisation would be like if Shakespeare had access to acid and wrote with his non-dominant hand and the hand was drunk😂😂😂

[@21BearPapa]

Since we're talking about the nativity play. I have one story. I played the wise man 4 times in a row in high school, since I'm taller than most students, and EVERY SINGLE YEAR... Someone falls face first in front of where I am sitting. And 1 year I couldn't help myself and laughed, good thing it was my friend's brother that fell because he was also one of the wise men and he laughed first.

[@doc_mcklowdz3186]

I live in Alaska... Moose are on average about 7-9 ft tall... They will charge you, your car, your dog sled team, or just about anything that manages to piss em off(which isn't hard). They could ABSOLUTELY carry an average man into battle.

[@SelfZin]

In the 1700's Swedish King Carl XI did try to integrate moose as mounts in the army, but the moose were to fearful to be ridden into battle and they also got scared by the sound of gunfire

[@luka_unleashed307]

canadian here, if you can tame it, a moose CAN be an absolute terror to your enemies as a battle mount, especially if its freshly regrown its rack of antlers, because then its got bits of bloody flesh hanging off. moose can be up to 12 feet tall i think? they are MASSIVE.

[@dragontoothflamehair2581]

I love you guys. But Cath is 100% right. Thranduil did not ride a stag into the Battle of the Five Armies. I can't remember exactly, but I think the goblins were the only ones to rode anything, in that engagement.

[@ness6099]

Civ with you goons is hilarious, a mix of coherency and… WPE!!

[@littletonoskill7550]

Fun fact a military tried to ride moose into battle and whilst they could carry people, they were scared shitless by the sound of gunfire and few charges were successful in comparison to a far easier to train horse.

[@RoverHouse]

8:15 elis says “IM MINING” in a really loud way

[@89RASMUS]

If I remember correctly, us swedes actually tried to implement the moose into our armies waaay back, to help with transports where the snow and terrain was too bad for horses. Sadly, and pretty predictably, it failed miserably. 😅

[@NocturnalPyro]

4:00 I was always the one with the main roles, tho I did do mainly the dark plays with uv lights to light up white parts.

[@kimmychan7725]

As a South African their accent is not far off for Tupperware container LOL

[@AmselAmseldra]

Was just rewatching the civ videos and saw this come out, what a nice coincidence!

[@spk1121]

Enjoyable video! 🌍👍 I didn't like Civ 6 as much as 5 when it first came out, then the Gathering Storm expansion was so freaking expensive that I didn't get it for a long time. It was on sale a couple months ago & I purchased it, so I've been getting into the game again very recently. First time playing with corporations & secret societies, which has been pretty neat. I've grown to like the idea of wonders needing certain conditions in order to be built, too. I'm still into Civ 5, though, & I'm in the middle of a team game with my buddy on King difficulty. Hopefully, we'll get to continue this weekend!

[@KCKamper]

I’m surprised jake didn’t say theebees this time lmao

[@garrettdemoss9465]

Funniest thing about this video is the joke where he says World of tanks and historical authenticity in the same sentence.

[@thunder_games_18_81]

Because of these videos I developed a wheeze laugh and I don’t care I love your content I’m now Wheezy T.

[@audriannaashg5212]

I can confirm that an Alaskan Moose can carry 2 children on their backs

[@dreadnoughtusgaming4674]

Moose aren't used in battles mostly because they're prey animals that are scared of gunfire, while being harder to feed and more susceptible to diseases than horses, not because they're weak and can't carry people. For the record, the USSR did try to domesticate moose for military use. And besides, those things weigh anywhere from 200-490kg for females and 380-700kg for males. It's hard to imagine something that big being unable to carry 60-odd kilograms.

[@darthplagueis13]

Well, horses are also prey animals, and much more prone to panic than mooses who have a good chance of going on the offense instead. The difference is, horses have been domesticated and bred for millennia whereas mooses are still feral.

[@dreadnoughtusgaming4674]

@@darthplagueis13 That's also a fair point.

[@Bunnycraft-li4os]

How did Jake lose Parthenon? He's Egypt, and he's got Marble in his capitol! He has +50% production to ancient and classical wonders!

[@jordanashe7656]

Just in case Ellis is interested, moose were trained to be ridden into war and could carry soldiers but due to their nature of being a prey animal they were afraid of the gunfire.

[@brad1039]

The fact that Jake ended the sponsorship with "Tanks for war games for sponsoring us"

[@smalljag]

4:30 “Almost Christmas” means it’s not Christmas!

[@greengaming5420]

7:46 I saw one take out a semi truck hauling 2 53ft trailers once. Poor bastard

[@donwanna3906]

"Historical accuracy" lol

[@Savvasthekiller]

Jonk trying to blackmail Cath was funny as hell! Just a friendly suggestion, since you guys like Civilization, you might also want to try either Age of Wonders 3 or Age of Wonders: Planetfall, they are both great turn based stategy games but with a manual combat system like XCOM or Divinity. I know this might seem like an advertisement, but just a few days ago a new Age of Wonders 4 was annouced to be released late spring and iam so hyped about it!

[@MissHamilton421]

Yay WPE uploaded on my Birthday today (im 28). Love you guys. ^.^

[@tohpingtiang4878]

New franchise. "Voldemort is my dad"

[@sailorbishop]

Love the south african acceents! sounds like a true hollywood joburg try

[@marvinhubregtse5776]

i dont know why but i find it hillarious that World of Tanks sponsors a stream of a differnt game then again world of tanks is cool with adds like that

[@infinity5188]

Finally some funny noice👍

[@infernalphantom7571]

Fun fact, the killer whale is a prey animal to the Moose

[@justguy-4630]

[1:44] Scar's PoV from the Lion King but as a musical

[@Redths]

Charles XI of Sweden did try in the 17th century to make a Moose-Cavalry. They would've been absolute beasts in terms of strength. Though, they are reasonable and wouldn't run into battle. So that idea was scrapped. The king found another use for them though, to draw the sleighs for Royal Couriers in the North of Sweden.

[@pengun8683]

For a minute I didn’t realize the second WoT ad was the end of the video and I thought they made manual mid roll ads

[@silverscorpio24]

Ellis, moose are bigger than horses and strong enough to crumple a small car. They can carry people.

[@inferlynx737]

7:42 fun fact Russia tried making a moose Calvary due I think WW1? Might be two but they were too flighty around all the tanks and gunners so the plan had to be scrapped Learned that from CasualGeographic

[@boxofmadness2511]

lol, jonk story of his play as a child brought memories of my plays at school, so fun, i remember once, we were doing a play for the younger grades, and literally one kid from the audience stole my horse as i was riding by...i also remember forgetting one line which made it so we completely skipped an entire scene which was the only time two of my classmates apeared jajaja , good thing we repeated the play like 7 times that day, so they werent left out

[@sadnap4966]

As A Canadian I Can Confirm, Meese Are Real Strong. Fast Too

[@FredRated1967]

Oh I love to see you guys stream World of Tanks. The only limitation would be you can only have three man platoons. War Thunder, however, doesn't have that limitation though. Although, the damage model is a lot more realistic.

[@baselduplessis2093]

2:02 in South Africa we don't sound like that at all 🇿🇦

[@robertcrause3048]

As a South African the tupperware joke is pretty accurate

[@sweeternickel70]

Just noticed the cunning stunt made a reappearance!!!!

[@El_Presidente_5337]

1:20 *In my current game with friends* "I hope I don't get Denmark or something, I hate them." >Gets Denmark.

[@thedaikester]

As someone who lives in America with a state that has Moose, they can absolutely carry someone in full plate on their backs. Hell they could carry three at least

[@box_boy6206]

Love it when south africa is mentioned

[@Magicman7155]

i love the part of the ad when he says "HiStOrIcAlLy accurate" my man has never looked at the game their are so many paper tanks that it's laughable.

[@videopoetic7101]

7:15 I was about to do a well actually that voldemort took over the school for few days then i realized he just walked in after the school was captured by his grunts