All of your CIV multiplayer pain in one video, Part 3

[@jonong3836]

So Jake ate a fork and Gabby ate a bag. They truly are meant to be together

[@No_OneO_N]

Literal Goats

[@BiBeeWithTea]

Imagine if they had a kid and it ate a spoon lol

[@TheKrilicious]

Gabby pretends she's an old victorian lady, and Jake pretends he shits outside!

[@Rosco-p3g]

Clint eastwood.

[@MentalAsEver]

Jonk accidentally dropping a c bomb is fucking hilarious

[@Tubbysalamanda]

As an Aussie, i fucking lost it 😂

[@nekomarinyan1398]

"I'm lactating out of control" -Alex 2024

[@JackChaosMaker]

Literally had me dying when he said that, i was like hol' up haha 😂

[@OctyabrAprelya]

Wheezed so hard woke up my cat 🤣

[@superdude7254]

Jake: "That's a ship wheel" Ellis: "It's the closest thing to an anus there is" Ellis if that looks almost like an anus to you I think you need to go and see a doctor

[@NoRezos]

And it amazed that it was ELLIS misrepresented it.

[@Siinory]

I'm French and the fact that it's then ENGLISH people who were angry at Gabby from prounouncing "Croissant" with the "T" made me laugh uncontrollably

[@imperatormaximus8952]

Cultural victory irl

[@Daktangle]

I'm English and hearing people say croissant with either a hard R and/or T really irritates me. XD

[@BelialGahava]

Glad to see that i'm not the only one

[@BelialGahava]

The one that irritate me the most i think is "omelette du fromage" that one is just so wrong.

[@SapphirosCZ]

@@BelialGahava Oh-my-lette thou (a)fro-mage And before you start scalping me: 1) This is trully what i heard someone saying 2) I regret nothing!!!

[@siechamontillado]

4:10 A trick to get even more production out of your city is to leave it on Food focus, but when the new citizen spawns, manually move them to a production tile so that way you get extra hammers and have a fast growing city! Also floodplains rule, chop all the rainforests, and you don't need more than 3-4 mines per city.

[@dr.bright6272]

Maybe this time Jake will beat Gabby to the Great Library

[@claywatterson1195]

Well since its not in the video, I would assume Jake didn't get it or else he would have made a loud celebration for getting it first.

[@dreymak4071]

@@claywatterson1195 Only to find out it was a notification glitch and that Gabby did actually build it before him once again.

[@claywatterson1195]

@@dreymak4071 That would be perfect.

[@BloodyMobile]

"Tesco Value Lasagna" - I'm gonna keep that one 🤣 The crossaint story is really as WPE as it gets. Gabby tells she ate the bag and no one catches that part because they're caught up on the T of crosson.

[@kadaleyes]

the image of Voldemort driving a Hilux sent me into a wheezing fit of laughter! 😂😂😂😂

[@torakunoichi]

Do other countries have hiluxes or just Australia/New Zealand??

[@CRUSH40RULES]

And the sorting hat is one of those has with the balls dangling off them. I can’t remember what they’re call. I’m aussie I should know it!

[@DCdabest]

Snape being like "Potter, you c*nt"

[@SparkShadow212]

Voldemort: Beep beep, muthafucka!

[@CrazyDutchguys]

@@torakunoichi Loads of hiluxes in the middle east, they´re really good at carrying...weaponry

[@kristianvasnik1678]

When jake says the "c-bomb" i just fucking loose it instantly and have to watch it a bunch of times, it always gets me

[@brunosales7973]

Yes

[@MyaMore-cb7zb]

Alex is the embodiment of intrusive thoughts. The lactating part at the end x'))))

[@contortionyx]

I love the different fonts whenever Jake goes all posh

[@MintTheProtogen]

12:04 Alex being Alex, as normal.

[@quinnbell2388]

Dont worry, Gabby, we've all been there. In college, I made myself a turkey and cheese sandwhich. forgot to take the wax paper out from between the cheese slices. Couldn't figure out why it was so chewy

[@jjohn7679]

When I heard Daddy Welsh I was thinking what's "cath dad doing here?"

[@julianudala9260]

Expectable, have a nice day

[@schonnj]

I like the game Ellis plays where he tries to guess the original name/word Jake was trying to pronounce but horribly mutilates when thanking donors.

[@leafgameplays5121]

1:50 Laughed so hard I started choking and suffocating

[@ZgermanGuy.]

I Like to Imagine the gang in 50 years sometimes still making these juvenile jokes Cant wait

[@Admiral_Grufus]

10:45 The start of Ellis’s Precious Croissant Club

[@MintTheProtogen]

"Elise, how is my croissant pronounced, Elise?"

[@jcgabriel1569]

It should be the Ellis' Precious Pastries Club...

[@Sydistic]

3:10 Cath’s reactions sound like my grandmother getting her hair washed

[@DatNameWasTaken]

30 seconds in, but I've already heard "Oh, my game just crashed." That is the single most relatable thing about Civ V. Love this game.

[@Hollowcøre07]

2:48 my new favorite wpe moment ever

[@NinjaKinga1NK]

"I'm lactating out of control" Needs to be added to Alex's wiki page under quotes

[@acewhisper38272]

Alex really is just that one middle man of the group that just gets flamed constantly.

[@Yourconradinarms]

4:16 this one better be in the best of 2024

[@ForgottenSoul3]

I'm losing it at the cheek sound part, I know how to do that too 😂

[@sethsnapneck7433]

We need a compilation of Jake being mocked for having a posh accent

[@Whydidmyhandlechange414]

Brilliant 😂 I have a cold at the moment and each laugh caused a coughing fit 😂

[@JayCeF076]

Good morning wpe thanks for the new vids! Absolutely love the content! Hence why I'm a member now 🤣

[@aaronmusic01]

9:17 I have no words Jonk, none

[@Freeze-n-Frost]

11:08 Is just reminding me of Mel saying bag-el and not bagel 😂

[@minimarshmallow1563]

First time watching this channel in a while, I forgot how chaotic it was

[@PsychoGoldVideos]

Brilliant video. Love seeing the return of Civ rage 😂

[@nephilima3956]

Man, the Harry Potter discourse put me in mind of those _legendary_ abriged versions made by Coldmirror, aka Kathrin Fricke in 2006, those jokes would've fit right in there. Such a shame they were in German. I believe the respective title translations would be as follows. Engl. "Harry Potter and a stone" (ger. "Harry Potter und ein Stein") Engl. "Harry Potter and the secret porn chamber" (ger. "Harry Potter und der geheime Pornokeller") Engl. "Harry Potter and the plastic goblet" (ger. "Harry Potter und der Plastikpokal") All I'm saying is _'Fresh Dumbledore'._

[@julianudala9260]

I saw "harry potter and a Stone" and thought "harry potter and a kidney stone"

[@karlthorsten9118]

Don't worry, Gobby, I've eaten pastries along with the bag/wrapping as well a few times, you're not alone there.

[@kakol20908]

Gabby is that one Civ who thinks building all the wonders will benefit them but then gets surprised that they lost.

[@FabioD-io2bv]

6:55 that OoOo remember me OOOOH CHAMPAGNE

[@CRUSH40RULES]

I like how Alex mocks Gabby’s ability to play Civ while she’s always built the Great Library before Jake

[@KisekiFan]

Don't worry Gabby atleast you eating the bag is more normal accident than Jake eating the fork 😂

[@valentinemiller8680]

ngl jonk's fuck up in the harry potter bit made me spit out an entire mouthful of dr pepper onto my bed

[@PackthatcameBack]

Every time I go into one of these videos expecting it to be special, and every time it surprises me with just how special it is.

[@marvinhubregtse5776]

11:10 love the "hello"

[@jtheconqueror121]

I just realized that Gabby is basically Honey B Lovely from FFXIV. Just a deadly idol who can be equally precious and deadly at the same time.

[@ZephyrTM101]

The fact that in New Zealand Ram Raids are a thing that are a funny reference.... is New Zealand in the equivalent of the UK in the 70/80s? XD

[@maciejbronowski2365]

3:25 if you are alone on land, you're not conquering, you just strolling with determination

[@FreshCurry11]

I love how Gabby's wheeze laugh is infecting Jake's

[@JaxonStudios]

God I love this group so much. Always makes my day brighter to see them. If possible please try Total Warhammer 3. I'd like to see some of your reactions playing together in that game 🤣🤣🤣

[@davrowpot5585]

4:54 7:27 the argument leading up to this and this was both painful and hilarious in the stream lol

[@nabeelahhendricks95]

You guys always make me laugh. I wanna get my friends to check you out but nobody ever listens to me and it's their loss!

[@jcgabriel1569]

10:45 Ellis' Precious Pastries Club...

[@mikkelnpetersen]

0:06 That's the 8 pointed star of chaos.

[@Schnarchnase]

I was put into Hufflepuff aswell! No wonder there is so much chaos everyday.

[@FF7Cloud]

Civilization is how i discovered wpe a long time back this is almost nostalgic lol

[@baileyplatell1378]

This crew playing war hammer 3 would be too tier

[@commanderturtle4636]

11:20 reminds me of when jonk ate a fork

[@johnmoore8161]

Just because they brought it up. Hufflepuff: Overall goody 2 shoes. Gryfindor: Get into trouble but still good. Ravenclaw: Relatively ok but slightly deceptive. Slytherin: Straight up bad and jackwagons (jocks).

[@Shado_Zatarra]

With all the banking Gabby did on bloons, surprised she forgot how loans and interest worked.

[@The_Distortionist_Waits]

Hearing the jokes about New Zealand as a New Zealander is class

[@SamsonScorpio]

I love the Civ stuff

[@spk1121]

Same 🏞👍💻

[@EHARPER256]

I kind of want to see them all attempting Vox Populi (the amazing giga-sized Civ5 community re-balance mod that works in multiplayer) now lol. :D

[@Star_lord666]

I'm going to start liking getting videos early

[@Valmer9681]

0:26 did Gabby just say a line from Supernatural?

[@hencethebeetroot]

when i was in preschool we got cupcakes and I didn't know what a cupcake was so I just ate the wrapper was probably there for like ten minutes, thinking "boy this sure is chewy" before I finally managed to swallow it i don't know how I've survived to today

[@tamsi6768]

1:05 "oh sorry you didnt tell me on chat " Yep defenetly not cheating

[@Anonymous-ss1kg]

Now this is good stuff

[@Wineblood]

Is this Civ 5 or Civ 6? Also congrats to Alex and Ellis for defending the correct pronunciation of croissant there.

[@cephalotac2765]

I want to know to and i thonk its 5 based on the looks but i'm Not sure

[@DaPikaGTM]

That's definitely Civ V.

[@thunder_games_18_81]

11:22 no one cared about eating a bag cause Jake ate the prongs off a fork twice.

[@MintTheProtogen]

Gabby also eats the white lines while driving down the road.

[@Rosco-p3g]

3:06 sounds like my dog eating ice cream.

[@Non_Alchemist]

lmao bag paper has been consumed

[@darthmaul216]

7:14 you can have my em bussy?

[@bananarama3624]

I'm from NZ too and it didn't even occur to me that croissant was said wrong because that is how I also said it, I then thought to myself "well wouldn't I be taking the piss if I didn't pronounce the t at the end?" and then that was said a few seconds later

[@StealthTheFoxz]

So I've seen the entirety of the Harry Potter movies and read some of the books and I thought the same thing about Ravenclaw. But at no point did I realize just how many rules the trio broke. Gryffindor now makes more sense.

[@vsriotact]

Gabby eating part of a bag....at least it wasn't part of a fork

[@Voiddrake836]

09:09 I don't understand the context, I know nothing about New Zealand

[@taylorlinyard3533]

This may be the most posh episode of WPE I’ve ever seen, and it was mostly everyone just making fun of each-other for being posh pedantic a-holes.

[@nemesis041]

Jake and Ellis swapped roles in the first bit

[@Southern_Crusader]

If there is no one else there it’s not called conquering, it’s called taming.

[@TanToRza]

I don’t think I can look at a ship wheel icon the same ever again.

[@Disneyboy420]

11:58, why did WPE sound like the two annoying unicorns from Charlie the Unicorn?

[@Nightmare_52]

yay more civ

[@bluebostonbot9997]

This helps me getting through the fucking day even though I was In a hurricane I still have ways to luagh

[@johnjack2260]

You ok?

[@bluebostonbot9997]

@@johnjack2260 yeah I am ok I am happy that I am home

[@CutestDemon]

Honestly the smartest Jonk thing this week was calling out the others for the croissant, yer not french lads ;D

[@andrewconnacher3606]

Is it weird that whenever Ellis speaks I picture him looking like Lord Farquaad?

[@spk1121]

Civ7 comes out in Feb, will be interested to see what you guys think of it, if you decide to give it a try! I'll probably wait a couple months, at least, for the price to come down, but it looks promising from what I've seen so far!

[@carpet420]

england moment

[@XDrakePhoenixX]

3:09 Help, it's not working, I'm smiling too much!

[@Kirra-queen]

the "an*s" they were talking about is the symbol of budhism

[@thew1tless]

Nobody is going to bring to attention that jonk said Huffpuff?

[@Foxtrot_UniformCharlieKilo]

Jake casualy doing anyrhing but beating the gay for ellis alienations

[@stevenjohnson1660]

Love the cursive

[@timzxc08]

HAAHAHA! After lancers they upgrade in to glue...and tinned meats.

[@BlueLeprechaun15]

8:59-9:26 Had me rolling

[@BladeBoi2231]

we need a detecated guide by gabby on how to do the clapping sound with your mouth-

[@TailsXFries_AKA_LJ]

6:03 Wait, isn't that the primary ingredient for glue? Horses? Is that how their made?

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

Not anymore. These days most glues are made with a combination of synthetics such as PVA and ethanol. But back in the day before synthetic glues were invented, people used collagen (the protein found primarily in tendons, cartilage, and ligaments) to make glue. Horses weren’t used more than other animals per say, but it was a convenient way to make use of a dead or dying horse

[@sam_bagging6028]

On potter more I got sylterin with a rabbit protronus and huffle puff with a thristle protronus

[@eko8266]

Gabby, don't worry about how you pronounce croissant, we french don't care, but please, don't eat the bag that comes with it, thank you :)

[@leopardplays5554]

9:22 WOW

[@johnjoseph2010]

New merch idea "Oh No I'm lactating out of control", shirts in black with two large "stains" around the chest..... for men lol

[@Freeze-n-Frost]

10:48 _Quasso’_

[@BEETLEDJUICE]

😂😂😂🎉 all fans must rename our accounts to Daddy etc. or Mommy etc. Lolol