All Skyrim intro dialogue for all races

[@Jeff-xt6wn]

I'd fuck that officer

[@yaboieddie6582]

She's not even thicc

[@umbrellastation25]

YaBoiEddie who the fuck cares

[@yaboieddie6582]

They have to be at least 10 Feet in Length

[@lukavidovic4033]

Same

[@holypaladin4657]

Jeff hate fuck.

[@blueshit199]

"Empire loves it's lists!" *two minutes later* "Forget the list" ._.

[@rivox3028]

Haha Nice one :D

[@llain000]

the list wasn't obeyed, Alduin attacked

[@C3Pinko]

BlueShit199 Why I see you everywhere

[@monadfae]

Lol

[@damario4684]

More like 30 minutes later because of the character creation.

[@MissCartoonist]

*picks Draugr as my race* "I'm sorry, we'll make sure your remains stay in the crypts this time."

[@Agent1W]

***** *picks Dwemer as my race* "I'm sorry, but we'll make sure your remains will never be found anywhere so your race can remain enigmatic."

[@howiewolowitz6842]

Picks child as my race "Hello there little one your a long way from home I'm sorry we will see that your remains are returned to your family" What the fuck dude I am 8 year child you can't execute me

[@neotronextrem]

+Alice R Picks an Dagoth as Race..."Im sorry, we`ll make sure you stay in your own f***** Game!!

[@Agent1W]

Howie Wolowitz "But executing children is against Imperial law..." FORGET the law, the child goes to the block.

[@projectpems8304]

(Picks dragon) I'm sorry, we'll make good use out of your remains. We never waste anything. (Proceeds to make armor out of dead body)

[@au4h]

Anyone else realized that the beheaded Stormcloak would have survived when he wouldn't be in such a hurry?

[@BotonBangBoyz]

..........

[@macccerkiddd]

We may have found the devil. Along with the thief

[@IsaiahINRI]

yeah i always think that xD

[@pliskin101]

+Resdayn Fearless in death as he was in life

[@MatterCool90]

Interesting.

[@DavidSmith-sp2td]

*Picks Giant as my race* "I'm sorry, we'll make sure your remains go to the moon."

[@basedbattledroid3507]

David Smith *Picks Mudcrab as race* "I'm sorry, but it looks like you'll live because you don't really have a neck, and there's no way you could have committed any of these crimes." *Picks Frostbite Spider as race* "Fuck this! You're free, Nobody here even wants to touch your remains, let alone return them to some creepy spider cave." *Picks Goat's cheese wheel as race* "I'm sorry, we'll be sure to return your remains to Sheogorath, who will return them to everyone else, but then he won't." *Picks Hadvar as race* "WHAT THE FUCK!!?? NO!!! WAIT!!! I'M SORRY!! I'M NOT ON THE LIST!! DON'T KILL ME!! BE SURE TO RETURN MY REMAINS TO MY EX-WIFE AND IN-LAWS!! THEY'RE DEAD TOO!!"

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

there is 1 mudcrab who could've committed those crimes...Citizen SNIIIIPS!!

[@costi6541]

I dont know what to say man...pretty much sure the giant told that line, not Hadvar xD

[@justiciar1964]

Citizen Snips wants you to believe a mudcrab couldn't have committed those crimes. Citizen Snips is a crime lord down in Bravil.

[@wrench6016]

Vegetarian Soylent-Green mammoth race:"I'm sorry we'll make sure your remains are returned to your owners except the cheese dragon priest:"what the fuck is this doing here fucking hell captain I'm releasing that on list or not" bee:"what the f- damn captain get that thing away from me!" general tulius:"I'm sorry we'll make sure your remains are- wait the fuck?" ice atronach:"you ain't cutting him he's my air-conditioner" whiterun guard:"I'm sorry we'll your remains are returned to the mead greybeard:"I'm sorry we'll make sure your remains are returned to high hrogthar

[@sundowner8326]

Hadvar: Captain, what shall we do? Sweet rolls aren't on the list? Captain: Forget the list! They go in the shopping cart!!

[@KyonKnight]

+Sam Davis lol

[@alexj-son8239]

I was going to correct your spelling, but I took an arrow to the knee. Seriously though, your comment is hilarious 😂

[@koldaprolox8542]

G.Tullius:Ulfric Stormcloak some here in H-E-B call you a hero but a hero dosent use the power like the AK 47 Guns to kill the Shop manager and teabag his body 45 times!! You Started this Chaos and now the Empire is going to put you down and restore the money! Ulfric:F*CK YOU

[@jfknoscoper6918]

+K Oldap Rolox savage

[@zra1080]

I remember you from the mrrhexxs stormcloak vs imperial video.Death to the empire!

[@Rimfaxe96]

"At least you'll die here, in your homeland." Oh, thank Talos! Where I die was my greatest concern.

[@kao123456654]

To a Nord, dying in their homeland is a pretty big deal.

[@Rimfaxe96]

kao123456654 Actually the greatest honor for a Nord is to die in battle. Doesn't matter where that battle was located.

[@kao123456654]

Rimfaxe96 I didn't say it was the greatest honour, but dying in their homeland was the next best thing.

[@fugustogamer7512]

Plus the imperials don't enforce the Talos ban at least not that much, they didn't at all up until the Markarth incident and Ulfric started the rebellion. Before that the Empire never enforced the Talos ban.

[@teyrncousland7152]

+Fugusto Yet they still allow the Thalmor to do so, which makes them just as guilty.

[@3TYKX]

Good to know Hadvar paid attention in geography class.

[@fabulousmetrocop6088]

I like the fur recreation of the Canadian flag for your profile pic

[@darienshirk1409]

Not really he doesn’t know that THE IMPERIAL CITY IS RIGHT OVER THE MOUNTAINS

[@frosttroll3411]

I’m sorry, we’ll make sure your remains are returned to Africa

[@Preaplanes]

We'll make sure your remains are returned to Elsweyr. Returned where? Elsweyr. Yes, but elsewhere where? Elsweyr is where. So you're sending me to Else? Where? Else is where. It's pronounced "Else-ih-where". Tomato, tomato, where is elseywere? Not here. Well that could be anywhere. No, you can point to Elseweyr on a map. Yeah, all you'd need to do is throw a dart and it will almost always land elsewhere. Oh come now, Elseweyr isn't that big. Are you kidding? Elsewhere is huge! For all intents and purposes it's everywhere! ARCHERS! SHUT HIM UP ALREADY!

[@projectpems8304]

By your orders captain...

[@JadeKnightfall]

Brian Ngo Im sorry, we will try to find someone who gives a shit...

[@300kyuubi]

Next! The lizard!

[@paperbullet1945]

Who's on first?

[@jamesmcpherson8599]

Preaplanes how to stall

[@CitizenKahne1992]

Hadvir: We'll make sure your remains are returned to Morrowind. Dark elf: Yeah, Morrowind isn't around anymore, so thanks for nothing.

[@sr3king]

theyre sending ash back to ash

[@3TYKX]

Morrowind's still there, though parts are under Argonian control. Vardenfell is gone.

[@CitizenKahne1992]

TYKX Vvardenfell's destroyed, most of Morrowind is burned and covered in ash, and the parts that aren't are controlled by Argonians. As far as the Dark Elves are concerned, the whole province is gone.

[@Dovahkiinismean]

CitizenKahne1992 what do you guys mean?? how and why is Morrowind gone? is there a piece of elder scrolls lore that I'm missing???

[@SirPeterKozlov]

After the events of Oblivion, the Red Mountain erupted. Covered most of the dark elf cities with lava and ash. Argonian army attacked and captured south of Morrowind. That's why the Dunmer are fleeing to Skyrim and Solstheim.

[@soschar2050]

Captain: "Next, the lizard!"Me: "IT'S JUST A SKIN CONDITION!!"

[@jordantucker9799]

Captain: "Next, the Cat!" Me:"IT'S JUST EXCESSIVE HAIR!!''

[@jackcopp4334]

'Captain, what should we do?' 'F**k the list, he goes to the block.' I really hope there is a mod for that!

[@baldman7738]

David Nordholm Skyrim sex mod?

[@TheTaylorhorton]

Fuck the block, he goes to the list!

[@whatthewhatgaming701]

Taylor Horton damn thats deep

[@Orros]

Thank talos that captain didnt survive the helgen attack...

[@rphllxndr]

+Erika Nakagawa Gaming Probably the same voice actress

[@firebeardsecret-fire9552]

Erika Nakagawa Gaming CORRECT!!! I I go with Ralof and kill that thing - keeping her Imperial Officer Helmet afterwards. EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!!

[@tohtoriTurvotus]

That captain has lost it. None of the prisoners were on her list and they also just randomly execute a cat while at it... XD

[@MasonKLutz]

I don't know, he could be a Stormcloak.

[@CelestialDraconis]

*Daedra* Hadvar: I'm sorry. We'll make sure your remains are returned to the planes of Oblivion. Captain: ......

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

MistyEyedDragon Be quick,about it, mortal

[@Liesmith424]

Y'know, if that first Stormcloak Soldier hadn't been so impatient, he might have survived.

[@HOOCHY_DADDY]

Liesmith I know. When I first played I was like, "See what you get for being impatient." lol

[@joem8904]

You're quite the loudmouth in Whiterun, aren't you? Captain, what shall we do? He's not on the list. Forget the list, he goes to the block! By your orders, Captain. I'm sorry Heimskr, we'll make sure your remains are returned to the Talos Shrine

[@Aaron-fr5di]

Joe Pottle 😂

[@zekeram129]

Joe Pottle RIIISE UP

[@corychandler3098]

So they just put a decapitated body in front of the shrine?

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Joe Pottle *"BUTTASSMANYOUSAIDLETMESHOOOWYOUTHEPOWErof* talos-!!" "We'll make sure that your remains are returned to Heimskr's house." "...yeah... about that..."

[@lucindathewitch4958]

THRIVING IN THE FIELDS OF OUT OWN CORRUPTION *i think*

[@Rahtik]

Oh yeah, return the wood elf's remains to Valenwood so he can be *cannibalized*, that sounds just great.

[@pickelhaubekhajiit6530]

Rahtik Oh yeah they cannibalize

[@randomname8867]

Rahtik they only eat who they killed I don't know what they do with people who die to natural causes

[@epicjn]

actually, they only eat what THEY kill, and by tradition, they have to do it within a week of killing it, no matter who, or what it is. so technically, they wouldn't cannibalise you if they didn't kill you.

[@pickelhaubekhajiit6530]

epicjn Oh shit, forgot about that lol

[@epicjn]

Stormcloak Soldier I only just learned it the other day lol. btw, what's a High Elf doing, being a Stormcloak Soldier? hmm...

[@KeijoKango]

Every other race is just "Redguard, High Elf, Orc, cat, lizard" but the Imperial is a fancy "RENEGADE from Cyrodiil"

[@jamesmcpherson8599]

Sketchy Mane racists

[@BifronsCandle]

Well, I mean, you are the only Imperial there not in uniform.

[@detetiveluke]

Imperial: What?! Renegade? No I'm not a renegade, I came here to help he imperial troops fight the Stor... Captain: Forget the help, you go to the block!

[@killamonjaromon]

Why does it make me laugh when she says "next - the cat!"? xD. I think it's because it sounds like she's gone crazy ordering everyone to execution, then she randomly points towards a cat xD

[@killamonjaromon]

Just realized - they all assume that they're from the place their race is native to even though they crossed the border from Cyrodil - RAAACISSTS!!!

[@bierwolf8360]

oh, shall I get you a tissue? Racism is awesome

[@40kanon]

Imperial: HEY I HAVE MY PASSPORT, GREENCARD AND PAPERS RIGHT HERE

[@ambrosethebowman3971]

+Mr_awesome88 What should we do, he's not on the list. Forget the List He Goes To The Block.

[@40kanon]

Ambrose The Bowman TRUMP SUPPORTERS

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

+Mr_awesome88 No, Trump voter's would only send you to the block if you DIDN'T have those things. If you have them then you're free to go. Trump supporter's don't like ILLEGAL immigrant's, legal ones r fine.

[@salvale9184]

Everything appears to be in order. Cause no trouble. Glory to Arstotzka

[@forestcat8079]

Khajit: I can trade you moon sugar if you don't execute me.. ❤️ Khajit

[@SecundaXV]

"Next the cat!" *Triggered*

[@slp0001]

I flipped her off when she said that, lol. RACIST!

[@theshadowthie1]

My furry sense is tingling

[@bomcstoots1]

@@slp0001 you are kitty :3

[@sophiegrant3066]

You to the block! And you to the block! You all go to the damn block!

[@robbiekite170]

You get an alduin! You get an alduin! Everyone gets an alduin!

[@corychandler3098]

Next, the dragon in the rags!

[@barrybbenson9968]

Sophie Grant THIS COMMENT THREAD IS GOLDEN.

[@garcalej]

Oprah became evil

[@imagindigO2]

Lesson learned: the captain doesn't care who the hell you are- you're going to the block. X'D

[@MegioSol]

Jarl of Whiterun goes to the block cause he's not on the list

[@amoron3464]

*Picks Dragon as race* Hadvar: Captain, what should we do? His head is too big for us to cut it with an axe. Imperial Captain: Forget the logics, cut it off. Hadvar: Are you for real? Imperial Captain: Tell that to the horses that can climb mountains and giants that can send you to moon. Hadvar: I'm sorry, at least you won't really die since you have a quite large health bar.

[@loganthomlison5133]

Is it just me, or does Hadvar have a French accent during his "I'm sorry" dialogue?

[@zra1080]

omg yes XD

[@loganthomlison5133]

+Venus NQSL I knew I wasn't the only one who heard It! XD

[@lindsayhen5356]

omg i hear it too

[@crusadernikolai1996]

AbraXas I hear it too! "Um sareh" *french sounding I'm sorry

[@loganthomlison5133]

+Crusader Nikolai Honhonhon!

[@ambrosethebowman3971]

Next The Cat!! Umm, excuse me. I believe it is pronounced Khajiit.

[@TheAscendedSaiyanEliteV1TM]

and everyone is saying that The Stormcloaks are racist...

[@ambrosethebowman3971]

Exactly

[@epicanimal3693]

True sooo True lol

[@rowenmayo4209]

I play as a Khajiit and when ever someone calls me 'Cat' I kill them...so yeah I'm wanted in all holds...and it's a large sum of gold in the holds...

[@simplypotet5561]

picks khajit hadvar: you with one of the trade caravans your kind always seem to find trouble me: *does a khajit voice* THHAATTTSSS RAAAACCCIIISSSTTT

[@tefras14]

Alduin appears Captain: The dragon goes to the block too!

[@kendall8116]

"I'm sowwy". That's okay hadvar.

[@mrnobody6354]

"Who are you?" "I'm Sanguine, the daedric prince of debauchery." "It's says here that you got another mortal so drunk that he married a hagraven, stole a goat, trashed a temple..." "Guilty as charged." "Sigh, you are gonna have to go to the block." "You know I can't die." "Just go home, you are drunk. Please don't come back to mundus." "I can't promise that..."

[@TheBrambleverse]

error 404 prisoner not found

[@krisania96]

+BioMetalical forget the prisoner, the error goes the block...

[@darthnihilus9964]

+Yuki _ So,regular imperials?

[@aaronhanson7241]

Aw shit, not this again

[@Jamesrhodes885]

BioMetalical still goes to the block

[@hazash1952]

"I'm sowwy."

[@VenomQuill]

I bet that Imperial Captain was just so happy to send that High Elf to the block, eh? ;) (I usually chose Khajiit, but I decided that making a Talos-worshiping, Thalmor-slaying, stormcloak high-elf would be just too ironic and funny pass up. Haha)

[@ps1tops4]

+Venom Quill Ha! thats my high elf character right there, I also used to console command to make heimskr a friend to my high elf character.

[@zekeram129]

*Dragon* Hadvar: By the gods, how did you end up here!? Captain, what should we do? H-he's not on the list! Captain: Forget the list, he goes to the block! Hadvar: By your orders, captain. I'm sorry. We'll make sure your remains are properly buried.

[@KaoticPhoenix]

Zekeram12 Now I'm imaging a Dragon on the block xD

[@MegioSol]

they had to bring him to Dragonsreach

[@One-pq7ql]

*Alduin* : Come on already! *after FINALLY execution starts* Yol, Toor, SHU- WAIT! WHAT THE FUCK?! WHICH ONE IS THE DRAGONBORN?!

[@Gideon_the_Seraph]

"As we commend your souls to Aetherius, blessed of the Eight Divines upon you..."

[@Baittz]

For the love of Talos shut up and let's get this over with!

[@Gideon_the_Seraph]

Arthur Mortari For you are the seeds of Nirn and Ar-... as you wish.

[@Baittz]

David Warburton come on! I haven't got all morning

[@Gideon_the_Seraph]

My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?

[@Baittz]

David Warburton Rawwwwrrr!

[@linkieloos]

"A Synth? All the way out here? I'd heard the stories, but to actually see one... Captain, what should we do? It's not on the list." "Forget the list. It goes to the block." " I'm sorry. We'll make sure your remains are returned to The Institute. Follow the Captain, synth." "Next, the synthetic!"

[@aaronhanson7241]

JediKnightwing BOS confirmed

[@genderenigma8276]

laughed so hard I almost disliked your comment.

[@ViceN53X]

"You're a Vault Dweller? From Vault 111? All those years in ice, only to meet a long awaited death upon your awakening. . . Captain, what should we do? He's not on the list." "Forget the list! He's goes to the block." "By your orders, Captain. I'm sorry. . . but we'll make sure your remains are returned to the Commonwealth. Follow the Captain, Prisoner. . ." [sarcastic] "Sure. Just ;et the crazy lady cut my head off for no reason. So much for loving their list." "Next! The Vault Dweller!" [Sarcastic] "Can't I at least die in my vault suit? These prison rags are making my butt itch."

[@Mirokuofnite]

Bull Netch is blue, The mountain is Red, Leave Vvardenfell fetcher or I'll have your head

[@jebodeiasque]

Why does Hadvar always sound like he can't decide whether he wants to be American or British?

[@danialcourtney5969]

Jebodeiasque cause hes Swedish

[@projectpems8304]

What each race was thinking: Argonian: Just because my hands are bound, doesn't mean I can't slap you with my tail Breton: The Lannisters sent their damn regards alright... Dunmer: NO! DON'T SEND IT BACK TO MORROWIND Altmer: You can't kill me? I am a superiorly bred mer! LOWLY HUMAN Imperial: WHERE'S VALUS? I WANT VALUS BACK! Orc: Follow the Eight they said... It'd be fun they said. Redguard: The second you introduce a black hero, you kill him off? Wth Bethesda? Khajiit: Elsweyr? Where in Oblivion is elsewhere? Bosmer: Wait, I'm not the adoring fan. I'M NOT THE ADORING FAN Nord: But I'm a violent drunk racist just like you? Why do you have to kill me?

[@unlimitedbreadsticks885]

Lol

[@signdowny]

Well said my m8.

[@imagindigO2]

The high elf one was spot on XD

[@1993Shahid]

DON'T SEND IT BACK TO MORROWIND This made my day XD

[@kailyn2660]

the Orc one made me laugh so hard XD

[@_ifstcuvifugig]

*Picks skeever as race* "We'll make sure your remains are returned to Arvena's house"

[@willmcdonald934]

Innocent Prisoner has done nothing wrong. Captain orders your execution for no reason Best Hadvar can do is, 'Sorry, we'll make sure to bury you though, so no hard feelings right?'

[@JaelinBezel]

Will McDonald Yeah, they'll bury me where they ASSUME I'm from based on my race. That is actually racist.

[@uglyfeo4029]

Im Sowwy Hadvar 2011

[@salamantics]

@@JaelinBezelSure you could be a Breton from markarth but let’s be realistic here.

[@ryokkeno]

This captain is asking to end up looted in a ditch somewhere. Who just says "forget the list" for executions? Especially when they run into a High elf? Maybe he/she is a Thalmor Agent?

[@Immagonko]

Ryokkeno she's a stupid bitch

[@BifronsCandle]

I'd imagine that would make her want to execute the elf.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Someone had to record all of these lines... But they weren't on the list, so they go to the recycling bin.

[@dremora10]

Hadvar has a very slight french tinge of voice... French-Canadian? Or French?

[@nathanhuguley4385]

Azog the Defiler yeah I don't remember that in my game

[@sladewilson9770]

well idk because my game is in french so everyone sounds like french people x)

[@OlleForsberg]

It only pops up in some of the lines tho. Very strange.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Darth Vader - Galactic Terror Most of the cast are Canadians (& by extension, French-Canadians) trying to emulate Scandinavians and Celts... which is pretty hard. Because, speaking as a Scottish Swede; we're fucking impossible to understand.

[@LucillePalmer]

DONT CALL ME LIZARD

[@SNIperofDARKness02]

+Lucille Palmer You're a lizard Harry.

[@Aguijon1982]

Forget the list, he goes to the block

[@MatterCool90]

By yo odors, captain!

[@toothakace]

It must be frustrating for the voice actor to read the same thing all over again for Elsewyr, High Rock etc.

[@bob13513]

I'm pretty sure they just use cuts, dialog is perfectly the same minus names.

[@toothakace]

i was talking about the "we'll make sure.." part for Hadvar, not the rest. It's clear he was made to say that part for all the variations.

[@bob13513]

Oh... Well... These people do get payed tons for talking into a microphone, after all.

[@JaelinBezel]

"Doesn't use a power like The Voice to murder his king and usurp his throne, donchaknow?" I'm sorry but I do that every time I hear him say that. He just sounds so stereotypically Canadian it's funny.

[@allenguevarra8203]

Cody Hines Fun fact: Tullius shares the same voice actor as Doc Mitchell from Fallout: New Vegas. Play the game or watch an intro video, and compare.

[@LordWeems]

Allen Guevarra Ain't that a kick in the head?

[@nil_efty5603]

You picked a bad time to come home to Skyrim, kid. *Megalovania intensifies*

[@Yoder023]

Next! THE CAT! Lol

[@briank06261973]

at least she didn't kill my cat , my cat killed her

[@jimmycao7418]

That's my favorite line for Imperial Captain.

[@SeanB2]

"Next, the Redguard!" *Executioner kills the Captain*

[@KaoticPhoenix]

Falmer? How did you manage to escape? I'm sorry, we'll make sure your remains are forced underground and oppressed by the Dwarves

[@SlavicWolfPL]

What I wish is that after joining Stormlcoaks there was a separate dialogue with Tullius (around the time of negotiating the truce or in his last moments, after conquering Solitude), when he asks why the Dragonborn decided to join the rebellion. I'd love to remind him exactly, in self-fueling explosion of rage, about how I was almost executed by his men without cause and trial, in violation of the very bureaucratic standards his Empire is proud of (what's the point of making a list of who exactly has to be executed, if some bitchy midle-rank officer in the presence of high commander openly says to forget it?)... Or perhaps a moment when Tullius himself realises it and curses accident in Helgen for antagonising the most powerfull person in Skyrim against the Empire... Sadly, ingame he only briefly mentions -when joining Legion- that it was "only" a misunderstanging. To be honest, that's the only reason why I always either join Stormcloaks or remain neutral, despite the fact that I think the Empire is in right in this war. Seriously, why would anyone want to escape Helgen with Hadvar (the same guy who sends you to the block without word of protest! "Orders, military hierarchy", I know, but damn many Nazis were saying exactly the same before being hanged...), yet alone join Legion? I would be simply afraid that after visiting Tullius I will be instantly arrested and probably killed, the very first scene we see when visiting Solitude also isn't certainly reassuring... We're taking about immersive, rational and logical decision of person in situation like this, not about distanced player's "I want to check how it works if I pick this option".

[@NICELF]

+Smok Ditto.

[@zekeram129]

Smok I chose Hadvar because it wasn't him who decided Dragonborn goes to the block. Did you ever think about that? Besides, if he was the one who wanted you dead, he wouldn't have helped you escape.

[@Kirokill1]

Smok Sorry to say, but that's a weak thought.

[@elijahspitze9837]

I join the stormcloaks for the heavy armor early

[@pinkymii072]

I was a part of the Stormcloaks until I realized they were extremely racist. The poor Dark Elves.

[@teomanyavas8009]

"My ancestors are smiling at me Imperial, can you say the same?" Most of the Nords are fucking stupid but this is the one of the most strongest lines in Skyrim

[@pie7591]

Racist

[@300kyuubi]

Forget the list, All these comments go to the block

[@imperialwatch4535]

“You’re a long way from the imperial city, what are you doing here?” *says the group of imperials, a long way from the city*

[@samotr7713]

thats what i was thinking of LOL

[@raziel6304]

Thats why you execute the most important criminal first. FFS

[@Greatcacophonies]

In one of my replays, I chose khajiit and they called me a rug ;_; WHY SO MEAN?!?

[@Avenge342]

this comment made me laugh so hard.

[@BotonBangBoyz]

IK racism against khajiit is so prevalent in the game. it actually pissed me off

[@inkwizytormendoza6927]

If you play as a Dark Elf the first thing you hear when you enter Windhelm is this rant: "Go back to Morrowind, Dark Elf !" -_-

[@Raygun222]

All the hostile people say this all the time when you're a Khajiit: "You'll make a fine rug, cat!" Everytime I hear people insult Khajiits, I Shout them off a high place. Doesn't matter how high of a bounty I get when I kill racists.

[@maradonaistheman]

Skyrim is racist. Nords are whites who hate everyone else.

[@Mel-tf5rl]

Prisoner: breathes Captain: *B* *L* *O* *C* *K*

[@dasdafeir3625]

that 3fpm is very attractive

[@BirdEgg123]

3fpm is 0.05fps :)

[@fizzythemister]

fu q

[@TheRetroShepherd]

"I'm sorry Nazeem, we'll make sure your remains are returned to the Cloud District, but we don't get there very often."

[@TheTrollik75]

Well... In polish version she says only "Następny więzień" = Next prisoner.

[@witchsswitch7349]

>Next, the cat. A few moments later. >Got killed by the cat in the keep.

[@goldycreepa1890]

*picks as Dragonborn* Guy on the list: You are in the list! You may have freedom!

[@detetiveluke]

Hadvar: Captain, you're also not in the list. Captain: Forget the list, I'm going to the block

[@uz7699]

Everyone's going to do block.

[@tacticalderpy2077]

When playing a Thalmor, after the Captian says to send you to the block, Hadvar should look around, clear his throat, and say "ill make sure they know it was your order if they ask."

[@NimhShambler]

I've always wondered: What the hell did we DO to get executed? Did I touch a cup in Cyrodiil?

[@chiefchief2871]

You illegally crossed the border if you still don't know

[@tristenandtessaXD]

Twas a big misunderstanding.

[@BossCrazyRoss]

Ralof: "Empire loves their damn lists" Captain: "Forget the list, he goes to the block"

[@pesmerga1403]

He protecc He attacc But most importanly H E G O E S T O T H E B L O C C

[@michellejatta]

Forget the block, he goes to the list

[@tyrikrice2446]

hey can any 1 make a video like this for all races when ur the gourmet on the dark brotherhood quest where u poison the food because when u meet the girl she has a unique dialogue 4 u if ur certain races

[@Nutt_lemmings]

Mak it

[@tyrikrice2446]

WILVENSG u make it

[@DrZaius-st4hd]

u mak et

[@curros9844]

ek met kek

[@foolishwizard4541]

Why would I waste my time doing that? Make it yourself.

[@TheMeanMongoose]

You go to the block, you go to the block, EVERYBODY GOES TO THE BLOCK! - Overenthusiastic Imperial Captain Lady

[@shadowslayer205]

1:12 ...They decided to take the chance when there was a Thalmor agent just 10 feet away from them?

[@elijahspitze9837]

That’s a imperial soldier and a nord citizen

[@MilekEagle]

Heimskr Captain what should we do he's not on the list. forget the list he goes to the block. by your orders captain. Im sorry we make sure you wont disturb people in Whiterun

[@ninjaxxc4034]

+ChrisM Game TALOS THE MIGHTY! TALOS THE UNERRING! TALOS THE UNASSAILABLE!

[@bierwolf8360]

I love him. Even though I don't like Talos, as I dislike Tiber Septim. He had no Honour when he betrayed Wulfharth during his mission to regain Shor's heart and thus reviving the most powerful god.

[@honda-akari]

Master of Memes lmao same. Worth the jail time.

[@mrrazfromnz]

I never noticed how awful Hadvar's voice actor is. He sounds like he's drunk out of his mind.

[@thejerkinator9064]

BathroomSync fuck you hadvar's voice actor is godly

[@mrrazfromnz]

Nice denial friendo

[@Morgan02]

BathroomSync the mage in dragonsreach sounds worse you could tell he was reading the script

[@mrrazfromnz]

At least he sounded sober.

[@Morgan02]

BathroomSync Too much Mead I'm guessing

[@MrRattlebones640]

Hadvar "Would you like your cremated ashes returned to morrowind? Or do you think their is already too much ash there?"

[@GeraltORivia]

You running this on a toaster?

[@ScoutNation88]

im running this on a gtx 2080 1zb ram built in cpu

[@GeraltORivia]

***** I run it on eggplants.

[@championastartes]

+Geralt of Rivia Potatoes are better, donr forget your foaming volcano vent tho, or you'll end up with french frys

[@GeraltORivia]

***** lmao

[@zekeram129]

Geralt of Rivia I used to play Skyrim on a literal potato.

[@kar5640]

Hadvar: Captain what do w- Captain: B L O C K !

[@kamuflaj741]

Picks Khajiit Hadvar:"we'll make sure your remains are returned to ""elsewhere" xD Captain: "Next, the cat!"

[@deferguard7748]

Khajiit Dovahkiin: "Atleast i have 9 lives".

[@NunofyaFB]

"Next, the lizard!" That's our word!

[@georgiegraham8822]

forget the list. He goes to the block....that why i join stormclock

[@georgiegraham8822]

:)

[@venichen1]

Prefer the Imperials myself. The only thing Ulfric wants is power.

[@georgiegraham8822]

It's true, nobody is right about the skyrim civil war. i think Imperials and stormclock can defeat thalmor together. sorry my englishis not very well XDDD

[@beratsengul7072]

SuperComando S Because of these Thalmor bitches

[@mr.morenp5450]

venichen1 ...And to protect Skyrim and her people, because Lord knows, the Empire, being a fucking Viche Regime that won't defend IT'S OWN citizens WHO RIGHTLY WORSHIP THEIR GOD-MAN FOUNDER from High Elven Nazi's has really proven that they're on the side of the angels, to say nothing of the fact that the Elder Council is so corrupt that it's hinted VERY STRONGLY that they're the ones who wanted the Dark Brotherhood to take out Tidus Mede II.

[@lucindathewitch4958]

Rolof: Empire *loves* their damn *lists* *After you create your character* Captain: *Forget the list* he/she goes to the block *Skyrim logic right there*

[@jadesface6345]

Isit just my shitty speaker, or does Hadvar have a French accent when he says that part which changes by race? That R sounds French...

[@Canaris3]

Yes it does... weird as fuck.

[@jadesface6345]

Canaris3 Yeah... I just found fine compromise between revenge on those who wanted to kill you and good future for Skyrim. Join Stormcloaks in escaping Helgen, that will allow you to kill that "Forget the list" bitch Imperial and then join Imperials in battle against Stormcloaks. Future of Skyrim!

[@GeraltORivia]

He's the set protagonist of ES6 confirmed.

[@jadesface6345]

Geralt of Rivia Of course he is...

[@Niobesnuppa]

He does, yeah. Granted, they use that R in Danish and some dialects of Norwegian and Swedish too, so it could technically pass for a Nordic accent of some kind, but it still sounds weird.

[@ZetsubouGintama]

"You tried to take this Khajiit's head,captain. But now your head is mine! Hail Sithis!" - The Khajiit Dragonborn

[@sirblockepicmcswaggins5248]

NEXT THE ORC, NEXT THE REDGUARD

[@JaelinBezel]

sirblockepic mcswaggins But without the clothes and scimitar, how can they tell a Redguard from a Nord or any other Human race?

[@sirblockepicmcswaggins5248]

Redguards have dark skin, nords are beefy, imperials are more tanned, bretons are skinny.

[@zekeram129]

sirblockepic mcswaggins NEXT, THE WORLD-EATE- Wait what!?

[@Howlingburd19]

Skyrim is still epic in 2023 :)

[@AwesomeRepix]

Next, Next, Next, Next.

[@shrinivasaprabhu8931]

the thing he says to kinsman is like *YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL*

[@Luddmeistern]

Lol "Next the cat!"

[@gothicsage955]

Forget the list he goes on the block for everyone. Everyone goes to the block.

[@elijahspitze9837]

Donman107 even herself? Who would be last? If the headsman went to the block to uh hmm ah hmm hrr “jumps off cliff” “while falling” it makes no sense

[@lackusshock]

*Picks Predator as race* Hadvar: Who and what in Oblivion are you? ... Hadvar: I'm sorry. We'll make sure your remains your remains can never never to be found again. ... Captain: Next, The ugly troll face in rags. (Ugh. Thats the best I got.)

[@elijahspitze9837]

Lackus Shock next the deformed orc

[@MegioSol]

But I'm the jarl of Whiterun... -FORGET THE LIST,HE GOES TO THE BLOCK

[@dromarashthewarrior5820]

Dro'marash is not with one of the caravans!

[@brandonwithnell612]

"captain what should we do? you're not on the list" "forget the list, send me to the block!!!......oh wait" "by your orders, captain"

[@MizanQistina]

Forget the list

[@TurbulentEitri]

"Captain..." "FORGET THE LIST!"

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

sooooo they have a list of prisoner's (which the DB isn't on) but the Captain decides "fuck the list! he/she goes to the block" and sends you to get executed? who knows what she's like on her period (unless she was on it here)