ALL the Moments of ROMANCE & Unbearable Sexual Tension on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown!

All the funniest flirty and romantic moments on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown! Featuring Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock, Jon Richardson, Rachel Riley, Richard Ayoade, Nick Helm and more!
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[@Channel4Entertainment]

Tony, are you watching??? Watch FULL EPISODES: bit.ly/2vQu7Rm

[@simitouti2367]

But im not in the UK :(

[@Shift8YawnsShift8]

Hi this is Tony, I am back from the UAE, please let me know how to get in contact with Richard.

[@zainchandia7355]

Shift8YawnsShift8 took you a fucking long time

[@illkaw]

Roisan looks like Dougal from The Magic Roundabout when wearing that mustache.

[@Shift8YawnsShift8]

@@zainchandia7355 stfu

[@archyzz]

The fact that the singing was actually kinda legit makes me appreciate that skit even more

[@CookedPorkchop10]

@@otpyg13 I think it was awesome

[@elementxxxi9287]

Brad Fraser that was good, what’re you on about?

[@swanningabout]

legitimate not legit.

[@elementxxxi9287]

Strawberry Unicorn bruh, it’s shorthand/slang. Ain’t nothing wrong with it. It was used hundreds of years ago, and it’ll continue to happen for hundreds more

[@priest719]

He’s an actual musician.

[@amelialikesfrogs5778]

Lol Jon being crushed under the weight of a man in platemail and a bisexual comedian

[@kayiseskhosana1624]

And he sips his tea

[@HN-kr1nf]

who is the one in the chain mail

[@Hh-sp3fh]

N H sean bean i think

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

xD

[@mitchelldoesthings7023]

@@Hh-sp3fh Adam Riches

[@bentimmins6420]

If I've learnt anything about women, and I havent...

[@andrewdavidson6495]

classic no matter how many times one hears it!

[@jamietaylor6242]

Yeah I watched that part too, fuck up

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

Phil is honestly amazing

[@Persholm1]

That hurts, but only because I can relate

[@silverfritzreah5598]

His cute face after the pick up line 😍

[@acidwr10]

There's a point where the crowd went silent during nicks song, and I think they don't wanna ruin it cos they actually think it's good

[@BlairdBlaird]

"There's a dent in my heart" is still the legitest though.

[@diatonicdelirium1743]

@@BlairdBlaird Agreed

[@AleksandarIvanov69]

The performance was an absolutely epic piece of showmanship out of nothing. Nick is legit!

[@dandann8237]

The beauty of this show is not that everyone is trying to outdo everyone else but they seem to be setting each other up for a bigger punchline, and egging each other on. and then enjoying when someone tops they set up. Great fun

[@daneenmurf1043]

Prime example was the challenging w**k gag _ Jimmy asked the question, Rachel set it up with her answer and the props, Sean delivered the punchline

[@andrewbloom7694]

Yeah its why I tend to think Panel shows are the funniest form of entertainment. If you put some of the best comedians in the country on a set, give them a starting topic, and let them pretty much do or say whatever they feel like (unlike America, where they couldn't even say fuck or show nudity for some reason), it really works. Laughter/comedy are social things, thats why you can watch the same thing twice and not laugh at all while alone but laugh uproariously when others are there. So it makes sense I guess

[@keyurbshrimali]

Just add Jim Carrey to the mix and watch him ruin it with his attempts to hog the limelight. If you want an example of that, watch comedians paying tribute to Bob Saget in 'Dirty Daddy'.

[@jakejones2142]

"I like you, last time I didn't... it wasn't good" has me in stitches 😂😂😂

[@natalya7208]

Been looking for a comment about Nick Helm’s butterfly poem. I can’t be the only that actually enjoyed it 😂 I would say it’s the equivalent of a Shakespearean sonnet in its day

[@qwertyTRiG]

SWOOP!

[@tracykemp2620]

And he read it reminiscent of Kenneth Branagh in Much Ado About Nothing 😂

[@GreenRazzles]

Nick Helm's song to Susie is, like, genuinely not bad. Like if he sang it seriously, it would be on my riding-the-bus rotation. Actually, I just add it now, even though he's not.

[@logandf8328]

12:58 Miles was laughing his ass off whilst Jon was sitting there thinking: "How come I never thought of doing this?"

[@La_sagne]

dont know if jons voice would work for that 😄

[@NewMessage]

It's over, Richard, let it go! -Tony.

[@thedunyadoneya2628]

He misunderstood, their love can never be.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

I’m normally upset when someone quotes me in public, but I’ll give New Message a pass.

[@alexnotlando]

10:23 just jon in the corner having a panicked sip of water and jimmy in the background sounding like a car that won't start

[@jabbersart6218]

"Done" NO WE'RE NOT

[@theymusthatetesla3186]

....that song was GREAT!

[@montykemsley9479]

I always knew Joe Lycett was a top...

[@man93dark]

Monty Kemsley he is bi

[@montykemsley9479]

man93dark pretty sure he’s pan

[@albertboy2774]

@@montykemsley9479 oh i thought he was a pot

[@montykemsley9479]

Albert Boy 🤣 you should be a comedian 😂🤣😂😂🤣😂

[@man93dark]

Monty Kemsley he said in one of his other videos that he is bi

[@xcruciator2269]

Make Roisin and Robb Beckett a team!!!

[@butzmn7190]

So you want them to be destroyed by the other team? I think it would be entertaining, but kinda cruel

[@xcruciator2269]

@@butzmn7190 Like they even care about losing

[@danielgisborne3469]

@@butzmn7190 to be fair, cant be any worse than roisin and joe wilkinson

[@zyaicob]

They've been on a team once right?

[@flala2261]

They just were on *Big Fat Quiz* 🙌

[@leaffinite2001]

The sean bean bit is so fun. I love his impression

[@gaijinplus1]

Nick Helm made some incredible Susie serenades. She will always have a place for him, as will I.

[@lastmanstanding2622]

6:04...so how often do you two talk about nipples? Rachel: "Oh they come up quite often" Me: That's all I need to know.

[@Real_Xanadiel]

Man, long live Mr. Sean Locke. When I heard about his passing, I was really sad because he became such a big part of the 'Cats Does Countdown' series. ^^d

[@annabiggs2534]

The magic roundabout dog was Dougal

[@MrMaxenen11]

3:38 Hahaha this is gold

[@valeria_sue777]

That song for Suzie is unexpectedly excellent! I hope he'll drop an album or something😅

[@stvp68]

I’m glad Susie did not take it too far.

[@userfindingself]

Jimmy forgot to breathe while laughing after 10:20

[@adrianclark2734]

Omg his song 😂😂 was well getting david Bowie vibes from it 😂😂

[@1tonofclay]

5:03 Real Romance.

[@elena-gw3rf]

can jon and roisin do the whole movie pls 😂😂

[@oliverse404]

Richard and Tony is one of my favorite bits on this show I love him

[@tonydeeks5756]

Sean bean has a brilliant sense of humor

[@lauramccready8647]

Why is the song so good though 😂😂

[@edithcoberman]

I own tony he says he’ll meet up with you 😂!!!

[@Tonyhouse1168]

I can’t be owned!!

[@MarcelinoSoliz]

That kiss was hot.

[@lovisamaanmies2983]

Jon is so fucking adorable

[@AmaraEmme]

Jon had a decent Chicago accent 😂

[@irisrawsthorne8851]

Nick + Susie 4 Eva 😂

[@s.g.7572]

Am I mad or is Nick Helm a very respectable singer?

[@GortokTheDestroyer]

Rachel in that black dress! Damn!

[@enso8762]

Wow, I almost forgot about this moment with Jon and Rachel... too bad their boats have sailed into different rivers. 4:20

[@lokei1326]

I kinda liked that song

[@craftyrouze]

Really loved the melody in Nick's song

[@xTiessieman506x]

Never thought I was going to see a normally dressed bloke violently make out with a knight

[@MxT4ever]

To be honest, his poems actually are pretty good.

[@barbaralamson7450]

Absolutely brilliant, thank you.

[@alokgupta7239]

The song at the end is 😍😍

[@airsick88]

This beats what we got here in America.

[@raaedravo]

I would genuinely buy that song in a moment's notice!

[@steph14292]

Only wish this show was available in 🇨🇦.

[@Glenn-F-Rice]

Comedy has been neutered in America on the mainstream.

[@kevanbrown7620]

Rachel Riley is absolutely gorgeous. Beautiful and highly intelligent, the perfect woman. She really is a dream.♥️

[@goliath_red1102]

2:02 Phil is a genius

[@CanadianPuddleDancer]

I have an unhealthy fascination with Nick Helm 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@WheezyIsHere]

Honestly their new york accent is probably better what half the US could do.

[@emilypinching1731]

Please tell me that y’all know that isn’t actually sean bean

[@leoniemillerl4487]

Emily Pinching seriously I was wondering. There’s a similar but dishevelled look. Who is this guy?

[@goliath_red1102]

That’s actually quite a catchy song

[@loganparker4184]

Nick has pure love for Susie, I don't think it is even a joke

[@RHINOWINOLUNATIC]

Sad to hear Sean passed away

[@M17_Max]

Nick Helm is brilliant

[@yeahbee8237]

Who is the dude reading poetry and singing to Suzy?

[@lisasoar8448]

Nick Helm.

[@joeypino4713]

OMG Joe is the BEST!

[@unknown11215]

Bring it back

[@jeunese]

What song is his song at the end based on? I kinda want to look up the original. Or someone should turn that into a real song...

[@johnsweeney1964]

I'm in love with Suzie Dent

[@MyCommandos]

mad bastards so funny love it hahahahaha

[@garybriddick6900]

Sean wins again with I won't spit....

[@tenououtf9579]

God how beautiful Susie is

[@101mfoxiwriteabitig6]

ALL THE MOMENTS of Romance and Umberable SEXUAL TENSION in a 13:48 minutes video sure

[@zyaicob]

It didn't include all the "hello rachel, hi jon" bits for buildup

[@dmisso42]

As with so much in English, the words are transliterated. The Butterfly is mis-interpreted from the Onomatropeic Flutterby

[@TheTralfaz]

If you look closely, you can actually see Suzy's flesh crawling in the presence of that sweaty oaf Nick Helm

[@Glenn-F-Rice]

In response to his butterfly poem..Do you know what you call a Buttery with no wings? A Buttawalk.

[@damongee7610]

10:32

[@Feminismisfornobody]

That song reminds me of Pulp's underwear

[@reach2prasanna]

"Good luck trying it without a spit" is probably the best comeback ever on any television ever.

[@kisbie]

That exchange was like the banter version of Federer and Nadal on Centre Court.

[@youngwang97]

That's not the only comeback in that interaction 😏

[@KarmicKnight97]

Suzie looks like she's having a lot of fun being serenaded, and I like that the second she backed away from him ever so slightly, like you would when there's someone climbing over your table, that he immediately gets down and backs off. Kinda helps show that there's actually like a level of respect and ting

[@FreezingmoonDSBM]

100%

[@p.pardus8424]

Who was that guy he was hilarious?

[@banzle8413]

@@p.pardus8424 nick helm, he was the main character in uncle and i really liked him in that

[@ace-demiromantic-girl1129]

Time?

[@kart182]

@@ace-demiromantic-girl112912:00

[@BeTheSpecial]

Jon's American accent is wonderful

[@UncleKennysPlace]

It's a New York accent, in particular. My midwest accent is much milder.

[@robertofontiglia4148]

Roisin's is also exceptional

[@xNYRmike]

7:58 Ohhh Yeaahh

[@jonbob135]

Decent Bill Burr impression.

[@matthewdavis6797]

The thing is it doesn’t sound that far off from Jennifer Lopez’s accent. And all he really did was talk through his nose!

[@xusun956]

his singing is legit though. I like him.

[@xusun956]

​@@otpyg13 This song remids me of Mr Bowie's Rock N ROll Suicide. I also like his overt, vulnerable and try-hard character. Don't know what exactly made you dislike it.

[@jamessamps235]

You should watch the show ‘uncle’ it’s a series about him being a failed musician and struggling with depth and his nephew helps him with his music (it’s a British tragic comedy)

[@hadorstapa]

He properly commits to the bit

[@xusun956]

@@jamessamps235 Thanks for the infor mate!

[@swine13]

@@hadorstapa i hope he has vocal training because he's going to shred his vocal cords if he keeps the yelling intensity up. Ive known people who did exactly that because they went hard and weren't cautious. I mean shit didnt Linkin Park's singer have to basically quit cause his throat was so fucked from all the "IVE. BECOME SO NUUUUMMICANTFEEL YOU THERE" and the "SHUT UUUUUUP. SHUT UUUUUP. SHUT UP WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU"? I feel like i read that somewhere. 😕

[@nikbol43below]

Going absolutely wild on Sean Bean's face was absolutely the most on brand thing Joe Lycett could have done in that situation.

[@MrElionor]

That didn't look like Sean Bean

[@elementxxxi9287]

MrElionor it was Adam Riches pretending to be Sean Bean

[@nikbol43below]

@@elementxxxi9287 The heck are you talking about? That's Sean Bean.

[@swanningabout]

@@nikbol43below On brand? What bollocks are you talking?

[@MrElionor]

@@elementxxxi9287 Oh

[@ronanallison7795]

"Mainly for the POONTANG" XD

[@zyaicob]

That bit was so incredible. Phil Wang is a master of comedy (and if you've seen Taskmaster S7, not much else apparently)

[@MrHulaHoops]

Lets be honest, Phil Wang isn’t incredible at anything, apart from being incredibly unfunny and annoying...

[@dadthelad]

I am totally stealing that joke, especially since I studied engineering.

[@davidredgrift6253]

Oh the sexual tension is killing me, love lee mack

[@emilie11291]

guys, whenever u feel like u won't have a shot with a girl because she's way out of ur league and how could she ever be interested in u... just remember.. THAT girl... had a massive crush on Bill...

[@cannedbollocks]

No

[@jenniferpearce1052]

Bill's kinda amazing though...

[@johncross4642]

And jon

[@poppyharlow4448]

i don't understand, Bill is an A* specimen of a man, such a Chad, such a sigma

[@TheRandomshite123]

@@poppyharlow4448 sugoma male

[@DodderingOldMan]

'Done.' 'No we're not...' Still the funniest thing ever on this show. And that's saying something.

[@Mo-gg9cv]

Jon taking a sip makes it perfect

[@meatslayer5301]

Bastard 😏

[@trevorbeaven3170]

BASTARD!

[@ogsltd9912]

Yeah, we all watched it.

[@tobicain7816]

the manliest ive ever seen joe...i freaking love it.

[@darthcalanil5333]

OMG that kiss always gets me 🤣🤣🤣 BASTARD..... 😆

[@Anfa18]

I've actually started using gratitude to replace thank you in my life!

[@Nickersons-Theme]

Bastard..😏

[@STANDUP47]

@@Anfa18 I’m going to start doing that

[@xcruciator2269]

SWOOP AGAIN SWOOP AGAINNNN

[@morgankibble4552]

and swoop thrice more

[@Anfa18]

and swoop thrice more!!

[@khalebrobertson9907]

@@Anfa18 And swoop thrice more!

[@F1Replays]

but the butterly, it flits

[@brazen_helm]

And my love goes UNANSWERED

[@xcruciator2269]

Miles and Sean - best duo ever!

[@AB-gz9yb]

Xcru Ciator definitely

[@jelly2584]

Good luck trying it without spit

[@foreveralonerx274]

I'm missing those moments between Susie and Danny Dyer

[@scootscootriot1020]

Shanice you are the only one.

[@KrakenGameReviews]

I'm clever bollocks in I? 😉

[@michaelcolbourn6719]

@alphadawn2015 lennon Nick's comedy is just being loud

[@thornlings]

I've always liked how she kind of bolstered him up a bit when the others were making fun of him. Like when he pronounced things funnily, and they'd start to say he'd said it wrong, Susie would jump in and be like "that's the cockney pronunciation." It was cute.

[@taltertotaks2792]

As soon as I see Claude I know THAT joke is coming

[@AB-gz9yb]

Talter Totaks lol

[@noirjacques3274]

I love Phil’s “ If I’ve learned anything about women, and I haven’t “👌

[@joshmitchell8370]

I think Susie is the biggest fan of Cats does Countdown. She used to do just her bit in dictionary corner, but now she is always laughing, being hit on, part of the jokes on the show. I just think her life became infinitely more interesting and fun ever since the mashup.

[@Noxolia]

There’s a quote from an interview with her where she says when they first started, Jimmy and the other contestants would be very respectful towards her and it made her feel left out - she said she’s much happier being part of the jokes.

[@xaositectz]

that's quite condescending, why can't you just say she enjoys it

[@user-ye3zj9dz7z]

​@@NoxoliaI wonder how she felt about the glory hole bit.

[@Im__Your__Huckleberry]

@@user-ye3zj9dz7z it's just what she's looking in to.

[@johnmanning5568]

@@user-ye3zj9dz7zshe probably wrote it!

[@MetaFootballTV]

Susie is brilliant. For how shy she really is, I'm totally sure she appreciates Nick Helm's skits.

[@ZesPak]

She has stated in interviews that everyone was very respectful of her initially, not making jokes about her, but that she got way more comfortable once they started involving her.

[@jackwhitbread4583]

She did appreciate nicks skit nick helm is really not like his stage persona in real life, he is quite shy and very private about his personal life he was exceptionally nervous about singing that song for suzie

[@tufty1990]

The spitting clip is in every single one of these.

[@robertofontiglia4148]

And it's not even that funny imo...

[@madting8082]

It never gets old imo

[@LJALLDAY600]

As it should be

[@madman2u]

@@robertofontiglia4148 It's the timing that makes it funny.

[@robertofontiglia4148]

@@madman2u I guess I just don't get it.

[@marmichaux7520]

"SWOOP AGAIN! SWOOP AGAIN!" still never gets old or not funny for me. Nick has a funny, serial killer, whimsical persona, & it cracks me up. The singing really added even more comical delight for me the 1st time I saw it.

[@AnelaEllaEh]

I love the song 😂 and busy bee

[@JosephCWest]

Nick Helm never needs to go that hard but the fact he does is always amazing

[@stevegoodson9022]

Can't believe you didn't include the 'challenging wank' moment.

[@noirjacques3274]

Love the “which one’s stalking which” conundrum posed about, and between, Rachel and Bill 😅

[@howlem508]

seeing sean bean and joe lycett make out was the most important thing in my life

[@georgerubypoppy1063]

That is not Sean Bean.

[@seanjosephhayes]

@@georgerubypoppy1063 They know.

[@beianebds1713]

RIP Sean Lock, you will always be missed.

[@priyabratamallick9230]

Fuck

[@anomalyp8584]

FFS I thought it was a troll comment! Fuck... this is sad news

[@HellScribe56]

Another ending for the train pickup line can be "....then at what time shall i pick you up for dinner ?"

[@jaredhaylock6945]

I love Nick and Suzie’s weird love

[@herbayum76]

She should have thanked him with a kiss...

[@kiradotee]

10:23 just love how Jon casually goes for the drink. 🤣🤣🤣

[@ptkush3416]

This video was sorely missing my favorite one liner that I've seen on this show, Sean Lock's brilliant "That's a challenging wank."

[@DatBlueVQ]

11:39 That look of pure shock, fear and horror combined

[@amandas8499]

A round of applause for Susie’s superhuman feet of keeping a straight face during that song.

[@cd-xr3gy]

feat

[@Khantastic]

*claps for suzie's superhuman feet*

[@keyurbshrimali]

@@Khantastic i spit my water out reading this

[@antrimlariot2386]

Just like how hard it is keeping a straight face when reading your post.