All We Do Is Spread Misinformation (323) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

[@SupergoodStudios]

Uncut episodes + bonus episodes are over on patreon.com/chrisdelia

[@ALEXJOHNSONTV2]

My sister and I will see you in Orlando! Orchestra right row B 16/18! Chris is the greatest living comedian

[@BlxxdLeaf]

​@@ALEXJOHNSONTV2enjoy it, I saw him in DC a little bit ago. He killed it. Openers are great too.

[@JulesJenkins-ys5ne]

Bring tissues....crying laughing s' hard!!!

[@thatguy9807]

We STAY misinformed here at the Supergood studios.

[@FishFarts4Dinner]

Dude the fact that Chris trips so hard and gets in his head about shit makes me feel better, the thing with his arm falling asleep lol, that’s some shit I would trip about

[@DirtyLou44]

Literally going through it while waking up listening to this is too crazy 😂

[@kylechampton]

Laughed too many times in this episode to pick a favorite line. They were all good. All of em

[@THEYUNGMARQ]

Honestly , wether or not this guy did every single thing he’s been accused of, or if he’s never done a bad thing in his life, the fact remains that I had a terrible day today , and watching this made it better… And there’s something to that. Stay positive. Life is hard , and it still rips even when it doesn’t

[@Alex-co6qy]

for all the non-baseball fans in the chat Anthony bass was let go by the Blue Jays because he was genuinely performing terribly this year. Ik chris doesn't follow the MLB like that so i can't blame him but the article he read that said Bass was "one of their best pitchers" is just complete bullshit. The Jays kept him on the team for awhile after his comments and wouldn't have let him go if he still provided any value to the team bc sports teams really don't care as long as you're making them money

[@Alex-co6qy]

mf with a 5 ERA wants to act like he's unemployed bc of "cancel culture" when in reality he's just not good at his job. There are dozens of known, proven domestic abusers in the league that teams have no problem with employing. Half of the Rays bullpen refused to wear the pride hats or whatever and kept their jobs. I PROMISE you the front offices of these teams dgaf if these players are homophobes as long as they're good players

[@demamuradov2764]

I live in Pueblo and went to the show, loved every minute of it! Thanks for coming here dude!

[@MrJMO78]

How much were tickets?

[@TheGrowFromYourHeartPodcast]

@@MrJMO78 $100

[@jencook3287]

Yessss Chris, your tour reports are sooo good!! Keep rippin’

[@josephdavis2695]

Nothing but hard hitting issues, just the way I like it.

[@andrewlukondi9854]

This hour every Thursday keeps my soul alive, it’s weird and I can tell you more about that.

[@DirtyLou44]

Yeasssss Duddeeeee!!!!!!!!! Is my favorite line of all time I use it daily 😂😂😂

[@cheribreazeale3372]

I got tickets for the Charlotte show. It's my birthday present to myself and I can't wait!!!

[@chasepotter2376]

I’ve had my arm go completely numb and I woke up thinking somebody else’s arm was on me when I was alone and it was pitch black in my room. Scariest thing ever lol. Then finding out it’s just my deadass arm was scary enough in itself.

[@motivatedent]

nice bit

[@marktucker2755]

Chris you need to sneak the sound board onto Life Line sometime and send Matt over the edge you’ve always been on point with the sounds 😂

[@HGZMO]

Has def been on point with the sound clips as he triggers as he is still playing narrator. Isn’t that amazing

[@AirDwindler402]

​@@HGZMOdo you speak fucking english?

[@JulesJenkins-ys5ne]

Will never not LOVE @CHRISDELIA👑👑👑👑👑🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥✨✨✨✨🥳🥳🥳🥳😍😍

[@GKTorn.]

The "you need to be nice!" guy freaking rules 🤘

[@googleedood9721]

Eh, I guess.. I think it's kind of weird to do that. I guess im like Chris wondering if it's personal with that guy or something 🤷🏿‍♂️

[@GKTorn.]

@@googleedood9721 If the guy who's seat was taken didn't have a kid who was around 2, then I'd definitely agree, s'weird. But he did, and the little jerk wasn't moving. Also, saying "you need to be nice!" like he was a child was perfect for the situation haha

[@sgt.lincolnosiris4111]

@@googleedood9721 you're the kinda guy who would pull his phone out and record instead of being a man 🤷

[@googleedood9721]

@@sgt.lincolnosiris4111 you know me so well... 😒

[@Dirt_Merchant]

I love that “no he’s just being a JERK!” That’s an A+ dude in my book

[@dylancampbell1165]

Chris is slowly starting to go to the right 😂

[@notlikeablelikeyou]

Smart people with balls, aka right 😂

[@JBLAZALOT]

Makes sense

[@J3NN4F1R3]

Every time I hear anyone say "without further adu" I think of the family guy episode about feminism hahah "without further dudes" 😂

[@googleedood9721]

🤣

[@goontz5005]

Colorado Springs is actually heavy religious. Happy to hear it was all gayed up

[@ToneOwns]

I’ll start this off by, I have a newborn myself. I partly agree wit the guy on the plane. If the parents weren’t doing ANYTHING to try and calm the baby and shut it up.. Then he has reason to be upset. MAYBE even say somethin bout it. Perhaps not to the extent that he did!..😂 But hey, it’s also a message to us parents.. Let’s be a lil mindful of those around us and do what we can to make things better. All that said… At the end of the day… IT IS A BABY!… ITS GONNA CRY… Sup?…. Sup?…😮

[@JulesJenkins-ys5ne]

Either Trump or the vaccines...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🥳🥳🥳🥳💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑

[@C.A.D.]

Target doesn't sell sexual underwear for children though lmao it was untrue.. that's the problem

[@TheGrowFromYourHeartPodcast]

Update: Pueblo now has 34 homicides this year.

[@TylerG69]

Colorado Springs really is bitchin’

[@marniebrimhall986]

This is a great one Chris. Well done dude.

[@RomeoJulius2]

You're so funny and your laugh cracks me up!

[@claytonsawyer3378]

My trip to the dmv has been saved. Thank you 🔥

[@JulesJenkins-ys5ne]

Went to ASPEN COLORADO MY WHOLE LIFE GROWING UP LEARNING TO SKI AND ALL FAMOUS PEOPLE CHA CHING.....NEVER HAD A BAD MOMENT!!!! spent is Dreamland! But maybe it's all breaking bad shits...nowadays....

[@BlxxdLeaf]

I'm glad you brought up how shitty people have been acting about the submarine thing. So many shitty jokes.

[@User-435ggrest]

"They didn't even get to see Leo Decaprios body" - Chris D'Elia 2023

[@SootyS-wg4lm]

The chiro bit!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 yes!!! That needs to make it into your next special. Oh man. That was perfect.

[@lancertreepuffer]

Runk

[@CowFish7]

a HA Ha HA ha haaaa...

[@bernardofantini3618]

Long time baby from Brazil... just tryin to make friends in the comments while sitting in brazilian tall grass... Actually in my office chair all good

[@beautifulsurprise9424]

This podcast is definitely being shadow banned. I did not get my notification that it was released and something told me that it’s after midnight on Friday morning and I never watched Congratulations yesterday so I went and looked for it and found it. I shouldn’t have to do that if I’m subscribed to receive all notifications. They don’t want Chris to win.

[@AirDwindler402]

Ya lot of hurt feelings being had over at KZbin unfortunately

[@natjonestower3035]

Supergood mods delete even the least negative comments. Not surprised they lose subscribers weekly.

[@79staplehead]

“Hey! My chicken’s different!”

[@ryanfowler3285]

17 is too young.

[@cosmotect]

I would drive up to my gf's apartment, and hit her up, and she would take anywhere between 10 and 30 min to appear. So I started telling her to come down while still being at my place. She fixed that behavior though, love her

[@secretgardenhomestead3251]

Love ya Chris!!

[@JulesJenkins-ys5ne]

Forever love you👑👑👑👑👑👑😘😘😘😘😘💯💯💯✨✨🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💋💋💋💋💋

[@angmillz6559]

The nazi dry bar bit!!!! 🔥👌🏼

[@JulesJenkins-ys5ne]

Dn Khalid😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭al Pacino cappa chiinnnooooooo....

[@rahotep789]

Love the German skit. Perfect Chris.

[@jtorres8639]

He was actually the worst pitcher on the blue jays, they wouldn't have dfa their best pitcher

[@CPLiquid]

Definitely have had the EXACT same experience with my arm being numb when i woke up. And also didnt say a word, i just silently walk around the room with dangly dead arms until it comes back all tingly as shit. And my wife is still asleep, probably happened 5 times

[@nundulan]

Literally happened to me this morning, I dropped my phone when I tried to pick it up

[@mt8474]

Love the Caption and with you in the center of the Tumbnail. Nailed it!

[@bobdare]

I got rid of twitter awhile back and don't have cable, so I really do come here for the news and the hard hitting issues 👊🏻

[@AirDwindler402]

You mean......Hot Button Topics?

[@SabiosNelligan]

In your whole life, how many chickens do you think you have eaten?

[@MCT34R]

This ep should’ve been called Chandelier cappuccino and that’s s’obvious

[@pattibellifemine10]

Are you wearing pants?! 😮

[@intuitivehealer91]

Get laser eye surgery Chris, just don’t walk 3km home straight after with shades on thinking they will protect your eyes like I did. I got dust in my eyes from passing cars and I was in agony for 2 hours !!!

[@singletrack4614]

What the fuck is dry bar

[@lawlkek6339]

dude the dry barre thing had me rollin!

[@jeckylinhyde3914]

How the shit are we suppose to leave comments and make friends if your last like 10videos have comments turned off?

[@matthewlaughlin4244]

I was thinking the same thing, Red Robin?

[@oldgrendel]

they pushed him...

[@HYLND]

As a person from a country with a good coffee culture, DJ Khaled’s cappuccino is less a cappuccino and more a cup of foamy dog diarrhea 🤔

[@FactoryFugitive]

The D.J Khaled sarcasm took Me out 😂😂

[@jacobtorretta9801]

Love this podcast

[@Heyboaz]

@33:50 Chris has no pants

[@tyharris14]

Anthony Bass has *one* game started since 2012, and has only played in 50 games out of 324 in the last two seasons. He’s not their best pitcher, or even a particularly good one. He’s not even the best pitcher on the blue jays with “bass” in his name, Chris Bassitt is lol.

[@manwithawig21594]

Bro that yellow ‘NEW’ grabs me every time. Then I end up on reels for an hour. S’fucked

[@cc-sb1is]

I am by NO MEANS a Lana Del Ray fan...(she's okaaay, but..) I absolutely do not think 30 minutes is a big deal. If I'm a fan, I'll wait. and 30 min is nothing. HOWEVER, she KNEW there was a curfew ordinance at midnight. Maybe she thought she was beyond the rules. ALSO: she was only given 45 min as a headliner for the festival?? ..sounds like there were late issues with the other artists as well. I'm guessing she was given an hour, at least.

[@Jam15125]

People still out here watching Chris Delia huh. Wild timeline we're on

[@carvajam]

Isn’t it crazy the idea that humans get on a plane with 100+ other strangers noooo clue who you’re sitting next to. 😂 “the babyyy”

[@w.vv.w]

man i enjoy it so much that i at least have a single person to relate to in regards to their position on the political spectrum. you may lean a bit towards the right whereas i lean towards the left but it's so common for people to drift to either extreme over time, i'm glad you're still using your own brain to decide what's right and wrong rather than the opinion of the audience that happens to gather around your content.

[@reganthompson3547]

@34:24 was the word you were searching for maybe, 'humanity'? Thats what I said out loud to finish your sentence anyway. Although, decency is just as fitting. As always, great content Chris! Its never hard to relate to you. Thanks for being REAL 😌

[@SrVnDaNk]

You need to give the anti "woke" stuff a rest man. Being "woke" just means that you accept people who aren't like you. You sound like Ron DeSantis and that's terrible company.

[@blueice1234567]

LOL I worked/lived in Pueblo 😂 so funny to hear his POV 😂

[@joinesjohnson5357]

Meanwhile, they let Arctic Monkeys play after midnight but not Lana, 100% misoginistic.

[@TheBlainers1]

Dude it was a blast seeing you in Pueblo 😂😂😂

[@mkr8019]

have to comment on the anthony bass bit (as a blue jay fan). Fact of the matter is that he got shipped to the minors because he was playing like absolute dog shit. Yeah it didn't help that he took to social media too much for the team's liking (he got roasted earlier for tweeting about his wife's popcorn airline incident). Anyways Chris mentioned that he was one of the best pitchers, which is completely wrong. He's been brutal this year - he's never been considered more than a average bullpen pitcher. demotion reflects 90% overall poor play, 10% off the field distraction to the team.

[@BucKt0]

be more bold about the trans stuff lol u know u wanna and it'd be funnier than eggshell treading - a long term fan

[@djsolegit]

Oh boy, now I'm getting Trump gold coin ads on the video. YOU'RE FLYING IN CIRCLES

[@lakerspackers11]

Lampshades joke in very poor taste

[@SupergoodStudios]

It’ll be fine

[@nicholaslynch1711]

I love how he talks about people glossing over a worse tragedy than the sub imploding and then he proceeds to gloss right over it too😅😂

[@MadMaxA.K.AFlowmatiK]

dude why are your subscribers keep dropping wtf????

[@adrianmtz8947]

Free speech is fine, you love it. You also love barely legal chicks

[@begloz]

DJ Khaled in the cover? Gonna be a banger episode!! 🎉🎉

[@matthewharetakis]

Runk

[@IamLegend-1985]

Hey Chris, 1 fire, how are y'all missing DJ K eating shit on the surfboard video, it's a freaking deserve it scale as well

[@DeadManVlog]

Bryan Callen has lived a champion's life...right?

[@aisyahfadhilahmustafar1662]

The video for this episode seems abit more "Sepia" filtered.. idunno. still rip roaring FR!

[@Jukelikesgames]

Sup babies!!!

[@googleedood9721]

Sup 👶🏿👍🏿

[@RyanJinjer]

Wait wait wait...where on earth did you get the idea that Anthony Bass was the best pitcher on the Blue Jays? He was the worst. That's why they canned him.

[@Xaer_]

45:41 I Can’t believe David Sullivan’s lil brother finally became a Kairo

[@unleashyourambition]

Chris looks so much healthier tanned out ❤

[@ragethevictorious3060]

My "friend" sent it to me, yeah right Chris follows We Da Best religiously.

[@sunnybeachwalks4k2022]

Chiropracter saved my life I had sciatica and they basically fixed it

[@yadiraesparza5983]

Luckiest guy ever being married to Lana Del Rey ❤

[@angelopepeskordos]

Uh oh…”the woke mob” , huh? Hanging with Brendan too much? 😂

[@Mysterybox007]

The Flash was awesome best movie I’ve seen in cinema for awhile

[@dicegamenetwork]

1:03 Episode starts

[@mistanightmare]

Anthony Bass was not the best pitcher on the team lol. Gausman and Romano.

[@Jessicarhv]

So true, waking up with a numb limb seriously kinda makes me nauseous! hateeeeee it

[@justintroy1196]

People with babies on planes should only be allowed to fly with other people that have babies. i stand by that

[@UnkemptSam]

Just finished watching all 325 episodes

[@brettbryant7861]

this ep was bangin

[@davidwales9657]

I was on time to everything my whole life, then i got married. Now i am late to everything.

[@branDONITY1]

What was the colorado springs club called? Gotta check that out

[@dilltip]

Come back to stinky Albuquerque please .

[@sjdkfl]

It’s fun to get involved in other people’s problems.