Do It In Japanese (369) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

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[@ALEXJOHNSONTV2]

This was the funniest episode yet!! They get better and better I’m crying laughing

[@thadc5937]

Absolutely loveeeeee when me and my lady are watching a new movie and she's asking me what's going on like I wrote the shit

[@m0rtred]

🤣

[@briancombs5256]

Scrolling for pods..and my man comes through.

[@LukeWalker-eb1cq]

facts there is honestly nobody else I want to watch right now other than matt and chris

[@Blint_Cheesewood]

Theo? ​@@LukeWalker-eb1cq

[@WhiZsKeRs]

Dany Jones podcast is great formerly "koncrete". Also Julian Dorey podcast, neither comedy but they have some of the coolest guests in podcasts today.

[@princevegeta-son]

With no Dents

[@theonlydjgrizz]

Gay

[@bradleyjohnson6107]

The 1930’s guy not understanding male feelings had me cracking up in line at the gas station 😂

[@cre8ufitness13]

“Dementia? … that’s a breath of fresh air dude!” - I lost it! 😂😂😂😂

[@brettsmith8145]

Got that Vyvanse energy

[@abbykrach890]

Vyvanse on top of 4 shots over ice energy

[@MSUParker]

I am literally CRYING laughing about this 10% discussion. Unreal

[@seektoavoidfinding]

I tried to explain what I think the disconnect is kzbin.info/www/bejne/lXXChYmfnJikgLcsi=tDus3z7Dps4Delze

[@xxxjules27]

"369?" "Damn things fine?" "No, dude!"

[@GenesysRider23]

God bless the Dawgs.

[@jondaniel6948]

those aren't the lyrics

[@xxxjules27]

@@jondaniel6948 if u know, u know. #MSSP

[@TomB-m6p]

@@GenesysRider23 blessed be..

[@thehumblest2915]

So... You're not an undercover cop?

[@Myulls]

53:51 this clip is the FUNNIEST thing ever lmfaoooooo

[@SevA-p7z]

Bro that's Micheal Beasley. He's a basketball player that invented weed.

[@AdrianG96247]

32:57 I’m with you on that one Chris😂😂

[@JonathanHassingerChannel]

I worry about those who don’t know to talk during non-dialogue scenes. This was another awesome episode! Thanks again, sir!

[@Nanokeeps]

Chris you have been a constant in my life for the last 3 years. Thank you for bringing me joy all these years.

[@Tremontiman]

33:20 Man that’s just gold

[@gusz77]

The Dunning -Kruger effect is what we are seeing in that 10% brain clip. "I see dumb people.... They don't know they are dumb" 🤣

[@JunkBondTrader]

It doesn't even need to be related to Dunning Kruger effect. This is just pure stupidity, first and foremost. He's going to have similarly incompetent takes on nearly any subject

[@ayamanif3799]

Every movie was Jurassic Park!! 😂

[@bashirediouf584]

😊 That "Holly smokes" dude is an absolute LEGEND!!!!

[@jazzcatfromtheeast2172]

"Imagine Beethoven" 😂😂😂

[@elisehansenhawkins9455]

My husband hasn't listened to pod- he happens to walk through room as you're saying "be vigilant" and how your wife asks where phone is way more than you. 😂😂😂he's like 'this guy is right' Yup- phone & purse- this is our couples story too

[@Brokenglassespod]

Chris the only old dude who can see the vision, free yzzy 😂😂🤲🏾

[@joelutz4348]

Idea for the Paul vs Tyson fight: only the winner gets paid.

[@domdomdiddy3036]

That 10% of your brain guy is Michael Beasley. He played in the NBA before his life fell apart

[@andrewwilliams8889]

Also the 10% of your brain thing is a complete myth

[@sowaveysuyat]

LOL how do YOU know his life fell apart? Do you know his bank account balance or his personal life? Just because he wasn't an NBA superstar with a star studded NBA career doesnt mean his life fell apart... just to make it to the NBA you have to be the top 0.01% of bball players in the world, nevermind being a superstar. He's literally wearing a WATCH ON HIS ANKLE and BOTH wrists in that video,, he was STRAIGHT TROLLING.. yet you out here judging his life. TALK ABOUT using 10% of your own brain. SMFH

[@JunkBondTrader]

​​​it's just a known thing if you look into it. You're one of those guys, eh? How do we know ANYTHING? you gotta draw the line somewhere dude. And no not just because of those things. Fucking... Look into it cheese brain. You made so many baseless assumptions.

[@mmieky]

That sexy Red , Frank Sinatra bit had me dead😂😂 💀 💀

[@michaelcarl6722]

Chris genuinely trying to figure out what Michael Beasley is talking about is sending me 😭💀

[@JoeMofKZoo]

I love this podcast so much

[@mikec1554]

I legit laughed my frinkin ass off for 20 straight minutes. Lol Do you believe that?

[@luckylex12]

NO

[@NerdC0rp]

This was a good one Chris! Keep up the energy! Eating Hamburgers is definitely insane.

[@joaquinmejiajimenez227]

Da burger part is definitely me 😂😂💯💯💯YYYEEEESSSSS DUDE💯💯🙏🙏

[@User-435ggrest]

14:25, "I'll leave a wake of Dead Bodies!" Haha!

[@crzxm]

I was working on a project outside my house listening to this. I had to take breaks because this was so funny!

[@Gotti89]

This podcast makes me think EVERY comedian should get cancelled to unlock the funny. Hearing Chris doin a Japanese accent was so funny 😂and most dudes are scared to do it

[@PennyWiley]

Hell yeah. Listening at 5am on truck day. Always look forward to it. Hahaha! My name is Dave. Spelled P-a-u-l. That’s hilarious. Great episode.

[@mummbamiester6338]

We live on a marble spinning in infinite space… life’s not supposed to make perfect sense… life’s supposed to RIP!

[@CR_22]

Two brothers vs one brother 😂 he’s vibin’

[@Blinkordeath182]

The 10% of your brain thing isn't true which makes that conversation even funnier

[@ItsParachuteAdams]

Poor Things is a trip dude

[@UncleRidgley]

31:40 best part.

[@StoryLoreStudio]

Dude, just makes me laugh laugh and we all need that.

[@Squirtn4certn]

Thank you for another hilarious hour of my week. I always remember why I watch/listen to this podcast. Congratulations for Life! I wish everyone could relate to this $hït like I do. Dementia is a vacation I can't wait for too. Love u buddy 😂

[@An93la.]

Upload is perfect timing for french toast!!! aaaaaaand I hear your coming here to san Diego as soon as the pod starts !!!! yessssssssss #bestdayever

[@JJMERKS]

@chrisdelia this episode is funny af , the “adam wrote 10 percent to surpass the other 90” had me waab. Its crazy cus u tell jokes, but you are all the time just spot on with your of everything. U get it

[@Raizeph]

35:01 ❤*hugs*

[@thejoshthat]

the 10% thing is mainly used as an example as to why people can't REALLY multitask. We can only focus on so much at one time, disregarding subliminal thoughts and uncontrollable interruptions. Just made that up. What cha think?

[@JunkBondTrader]

That's pretty much it though. It alludes to the fact that conscious thoughts only account for a small percent of our brains output. The vast majority of the work is done under the hood, or subconsciously. But there's no way to quantify that maybe the 10% is just like an estimate. Our brain has much more potential to unlock. You see this in idiot savants, or people who hit their heads and wake up and are suddenly incredible mathematicians or can create complex music.

[@adamdrinkwine3657]

This episode is my spirit animal!

[@TylerGaeton]

Thanks for the recap on the Oscars also no one gives a fuck about the Oscars

[@jqyhlmnp]

Keep living your -best- life, Chris

[@Wilbur845]

Hugeeee fan Chris. I love you. Been loyal since day one, man. Since the short laugh factory clips when you were doing Keanu Reeves impressions.

[@jan2351]

Aw s’cuuuuuute

[@tblack8882]

I spit MY drink out when Chris said black people are wearing everything😂😂….and I’m black

[@melissak8892]

I like those little dried salted seaweed snacks, wrapped around a small slice of provolone, dipped in mayo. Boom, cheese on sushi

[@Slayerformayor1983]

It’s less “he did iron man” and more “he held a multibillion dollar franchise squarely on his shoulders for a decade”.

[@marcosgin777]

Best one YET!

[@ericelliott1201]

This is the first time KZbin has told me that and episode of this show may be sensitive content, and 5 minutes I see why and I’m laughing to death

[@joaofreirevalbento500]

Hearing this for the second time while working to laugh my ass off YYYYYYYYYEESS DUDE!

[@racheller8753]

"adam wrote 10%" 🤯 Lol!! 😅😂

[@SuperBaby11]

This one was a good one chrissy

[@JordanKeller-q1n]

That Yeezy shirt, That's the bill belichek fit

[@Tgwinnett66]

Yay!! See you in San Diego!!

[@jordanheimer774]

My name's Jordan, that shout out wasn't meant for me, but boy did it make my day better.

[@beebeecee669]

Ew

[@cc-sb1is]

49:00 SPIN MOVE PUT INTO ACTION 🎬

[@FishFarts4Dinner]

Dude I was gonna make a super good point about the 10% brain guy but just felt SOOOOO cuda writing it, so this is whatcha get m’babies

[@SnowGhillie3]

Chris I laughed so damn hard at you saying you eat so many hamburgers yeeeeaaaaaassssss 😂 😂 😂

[@HaileyHdokenHarmon]

@32:52 So accurate it hurts.

[@CR_22]

JACK PAUL vs MIGUEL TYSON 😂

[@fazzalad]

This ep was a classic! Old mate was inspired ….. hahahaha

[@GrandMFlip]

“I want to know when it’s the Oscar’s after it’s the Oscar’s.” And I feel the exact same way

[@clintonleonard5187]

I actually almost made it this year. I saw someone say something about it that morning.

[@beebeecee669]

How special

[@aarono1800]

18:40 The funniest thing about the Indian influencer bit is Chris has the Exact same build 😂

[@johnnyzuidema6193]

Not the shoulders… get real

[@aj00]

As a big huge nerd, it always bugs me when Chris talks about how addicted he is to Royal Match. There’s so many incredible well made video games for mobile he could be playing, but gets sucked into the casino game 💀

[@kaueribeiro2648]

The Atlanta clip was one of the funniest clips ever. No one is actually upset. Seriously.

[@jachrist]

7:37 😂😂😂 yes!

[@BreakEveryChainBibleStudyMinis]

Englanders: "Im going to eat this onion+mayo sandwich and kill everyone I speak to" 14:06. laughed for 1/2 an hour at work

[@mannsjewellery]

Do you know mayo and onion sandwiches are not a thing in the UK? he just made it up for comedy. Cheese and onions sandwiches are a thing here. But you Americans believe anything you hear

[@BreakEveryChainBibleStudyMinis]

lol bro we know that 😆 @@mannsjewellery

[@guyfawkes8384]

Love from Canada, Chris!

[@aj00]

The “we only use 10% of our brain” isn’t true lol. The executive part of your brain (thinking out loud part) is around 13%. The other 87% is your subconscious which is extremely important and is constantly used. Plus physical functions etc

[@ChrisRobertson-l5j]

"he's an Indian guy, ...and that's fine..." 😂

[@Nunya_Biznes]

"I hope that nobody dies" I think we all disagree when it comes to any of the Paul bros

[@wRAAh]

53:25 "He let his perve slip out"

[@nutellanebula]

John Cena was amazing 😂

[@red77ashley]

Chris, Associating things together to remember them is a very popular AND SMART technique. It's called Mnemonics!

[@rooster-bh6td]

absoutely wild how chris says what’s his name then says robert downey jr like he doesn’t know who that is lmao

[@keunekeune]

48:40 Imagine having this guy at the office

[@JunkBondTrader]

My ex was pretty dumb too. She thought the 10 percent of our brain "fact", meant that we only use a 10 percent physical portion of our brain and 90 percent of the brain is dormant brain matter lol. Teuthfully this isn't even a fact. It's a myth. It eludes to the fact that much of our brain poyential is limited by our subconscious mostly for survival reasons and probably to temper our evolution in orser to maintain balance in nature. But there is no way to quantify how much potential we've unlocked. Physically we use 100 percent of our brain.

[@b2nicee]

This is exactly what I come for 😂

[@mj.5067]

The shirt looks like a barbers robe

[@andrewbmills637]

"Chris, I hit your car"

[@Lowtempdabs5523]

i watch congratulations to hav TMP flashbacks LOL

[@mikeggggg7889]

Just a really good pod

[@FlyinHawaiian808]

19:40 I’m screaming guys lit my boi up!!! Guys lit em up! My daughter runs in whos on fire!?! I said while crying laughing Chris, who’s chris

[@FlyinHawaiian808]

😂 but who he takes on with him black comedians r his boyz fyi the neck tats he forgot to not do

[@paposxxx]

Robbie drowning junions lmfao

[@AlexDiggs]

bro woke up and took boring pills, talking about the oscars

[@robertjchoi5012]

Omg Chris is in such a bad mood today. 😅 but I ❤️ it

[@joeyvesh13]

The stolen bag thing is a con. Bored rich housewives get together and text their husbands that their bag got stolen. The bet is that if the husband asked if the wife is ok, the asker wins the bag from her friend. If the husband doesn’t ask, the girlfriend gets the bag. You got got 😂

[@Kneelin83]

the guy at the end hurts my head. what in the giant F are you talking about? there's no way he's using 1% nevermind 10% gotta find the whole video

[@stickyhairlesscats]

I am dying at "George Slopanopolous"

[@beebeecee669]

Oh really? You're dying? 🙄

[@Lowtempdabs5523]

shots fired at will sasso! big 40 year old looking dad guy, got no shoes!🎵🎶🗣️

[@Lowtempdabs5523]

two johanns, zero shoes

[@Benjamin.S.S.]

The 10% of our brains thing was debunked such a long time ago. I remember believing that when I was 8 years old. Lmao yikes. Thanks for the episode Chris.

[@realtyrocker]

Wild. It's late Fri night. I got a cheeseburger and fries, turned this episode on. He says "and he eats the fries, too," as I just finished the burger and am eating fries. Next to me is ice cream. It's like I predict the fewch. S'Nostradamus

[@Ayvaliklis]

Nobody in Britain eats Mayo and Onion sandwiches 😂

[@lebronfan666]

The yeezy shirt is literally how Kanye dresses lol that’s on you for buying it

[@NerdC0rp]

Also bring back the ten min pod cast for an episode

[@jiujitsufighter91]

You use 100 percent of your brain. There’s very specific descriptions of what each part does. Yes there are parts of our mind that we don’t understand, hence neuroscience, but of course we use our whole brain.

[@kslanov]

John Cena Oscars costume is basically Conan the Barbarian costume, so wtf are people mad about