Do It In Japanese (369) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

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[@ALEXJOHNSONTV2]

This was the funniest episode yet!! They get better and better I’m crying laughing

[@thadc5937]

Absolutely loveeeeee when me and my lady are watching a new movie and she's asking me what's going on like I wrote the shit

[@m0rtred]

🤣

[@cre8ufitness13]

“Dementia? … that’s a breath of fresh air dude!” - I lost it! 😂😂😂😂

[@bradleyjohnson6107]

The 1930’s guy not understanding male feelings had me cracking up in line at the gas station 😂

[@Myulls]

53:51 this clip is the FUNNIEST thing ever lmfaoooooo

[@briancombs5256]

Scrolling for pods..and my man comes through.

[@LukeWalker-eb1cq]

facts there is honestly nobody else I want to watch right now other than matt and chris

[@Blint_Cheesewood]

Theo? ​@@LukeWalker-eb1cq

[@WhiZsKeRs]

Dany Jones podcast is great formerly "koncrete". Also Julian Dorey podcast, neither comedy but they have some of the coolest guests in podcasts today.

[@princevegeta-son]

With no Dents

[@theonlydjgrizz]

Gay

[@MSUParker]

I am literally CRYING laughing about this 10% discussion. Unreal

[@seektoavoidfinding]

I tried to explain what I think the disconnect is kzbin.info/www/bejne/lXXChYmfnJikgLcsi=tDus3z7Dps4Delze

[@brettsmith8145]

Got that Vyvanse energy

[@abbykrach890]

Vyvanse on top of 4 shots over ice energy

[@xxxjules27]

"369?" "Damn things fine?" "No, dude!"

[@GenesysRider23]

God bless the Dawgs.

[@jondaniel6948]

those aren't the lyrics

[@xxxjules27]

@@jondaniel6948 if u know, u know. #MSSP

[@TomB-m6p]

@@GenesysRider23 blessed be..

[@thehumblest2915]

So... You're not an undercover cop?

[@AdrianG96247]

32:57 I’m with you on that one Chris😂😂

[@SevA-p7z]

Bro that's Micheal Beasley. He's a basketball player that invented weed.

[@ayamanif3799]

Every movie was Jurassic Park!! 😂

[@michaelcarl6722]

Chris genuinely trying to figure out what Michael Beasley is talking about is sending me 😭💀

[@gusz77]

The Dunning -Kruger effect is what we are seeing in that 10% brain clip. "I see dumb people.... They don't know they are dumb" 🤣

[@JunkBondTrader]

It doesn't even need to be related to Dunning Kruger effect. This is just pure stupidity, first and foremost. He's going to have similarly incompetent takes on nearly any subject

[@UncleRidgley]

31:40 best part.

[@JonathanHassingerChannel]

I worry about those who don’t know to talk during non-dialogue scenes. This was another awesome episode! Thanks again, sir!

[@Tremontiman]

33:20 Man that’s just gold

[@Nanokeeps]

Chris you have been a constant in my life for the last 3 years. Thank you for bringing me joy all these years.

[@bashirediouf584]

😊 That "Holly smokes" dude is an absolute LEGEND!!!!

[@jazzcatfromtheeast2172]

"Imagine Beethoven" 😂😂😂

[@elisehansenhawkins9455]

My husband hasn't listened to pod- he happens to walk through room as you're saying "be vigilant" and how your wife asks where phone is way more than you. 😂😂😂he's like 'this guy is right' Yup- phone & purse- this is our couples story too

[@mmieky]

That sexy Red , Frank Sinatra bit had me dead😂😂 💀 💀

[@joaquinmejiajimenez227]

Da burger part is definitely me 😂😂💯💯💯YYYEEEESSSSS DUDE💯💯🙏🙏

[@Brokenglassespod]

Chris the only old dude who can see the vision, free yzzy 😂😂🤲🏾

[@mikec1554]

I legit laughed my frinkin ass off for 20 straight minutes. Lol Do you believe that?

[@luckylex12]

NO

[@joelutz4348]

Idea for the Paul vs Tyson fight: only the winner gets paid.

[@domdomdiddy3036]

That 10% of your brain guy is Michael Beasley. He played in the NBA before his life fell apart

[@andrewwilliams8889]

Also the 10% of your brain thing is a complete myth

[@sowaveysuyat]

LOL how do YOU know his life fell apart? Do you know his bank account balance or his personal life? Just because he wasn't an NBA superstar with a star studded NBA career doesnt mean his life fell apart... just to make it to the NBA you have to be the top 0.01% of bball players in the world, nevermind being a superstar. He's literally wearing a WATCH ON HIS ANKLE and BOTH wrists in that video,, he was STRAIGHT TROLLING.. yet you out here judging his life. TALK ABOUT using 10% of your own brain. SMFH

[@JunkBondTrader]

​​​it's just a known thing if you look into it. You're one of those guys, eh? How do we know ANYTHING? you gotta draw the line somewhere dude. And no not just because of those things. Fucking... Look into it cheese brain. You made so many baseless assumptions.

[@User-435ggrest]

14:25, "I'll leave a wake of Dead Bodies!" Haha!

[@JoeMofKZoo]

I love this podcast so much

[@PennyWiley]

Hell yeah. Listening at 5am on truck day. Always look forward to it. Hahaha! My name is Dave. Spelled P-a-u-l. That’s hilarious. Great episode.

[@mummbamiester6338]

We live on a marble spinning in infinite space… life’s not supposed to make perfect sense… life’s supposed to RIP!

[@Blinkordeath182]

The 10% of your brain thing isn't true which makes that conversation even funnier

[@JJMERKS]

@chrisdelia this episode is funny af , the “adam wrote 10 percent to surpass the other 90” had me waab. Its crazy cus u tell jokes, but you are all the time just spot on with your of everything. U get it

[@SnowGhillie3]

Chris I laughed so damn hard at you saying you eat so many hamburgers yeeeeaaaaaassssss 😂 😂 😂

[@crzxm]

I was working on a project outside my house listening to this. I had to take breaks because this was so funny!

[@Gotti89]

This podcast makes me think EVERY comedian should get cancelled to unlock the funny. Hearing Chris doin a Japanese accent was so funny 😂and most dudes are scared to do it

[@BreakEveryChainBibleStudyMinis]

Englanders: "Im going to eat this onion+mayo sandwich and kill everyone I speak to" 14:06. laughed for 1/2 an hour at work

[@mannsjewellery]

Do you know mayo and onion sandwiches are not a thing in the UK? he just made it up for comedy. Cheese and onions sandwiches are a thing here. But you Americans believe anything you hear

[@BreakEveryChainBibleStudyMinis]

lol bro we know that 😆 @@mannsjewellery

[@CR_22]

Two brothers vs one brother 😂 he’s vibin’

[@NerdC0rp]

This was a good one Chris! Keep up the energy! Eating Hamburgers is definitely insane.

[@cc-sb1is]

49:00 SPIN MOVE PUT INTO ACTION 🎬

[@Squirtn4certn]

Thank you for another hilarious hour of my week. I always remember why I watch/listen to this podcast. Congratulations for Life! I wish everyone could relate to this $hït like I do. Dementia is a vacation I can't wait for too. Love u buddy 😂

[@JordanKeller-q1n]

That Yeezy shirt, That's the bill belichek fit

[@Raizeph]

35:01 ❤*hugs*

[@StoryLoreStudio]

Dude, just makes me laugh laugh and we all need that.

[@FlyinHawaiian808]

19:40 I’m screaming guys lit my boi up!!! Guys lit em up! My daughter runs in whos on fire!?! I said while crying laughing Chris, who’s chris

[@FlyinHawaiian808]

😂 but who he takes on with him black comedians r his boyz fyi the neck tats he forgot to not do

[@An93la.]

Upload is perfect timing for french toast!!! aaaaaaand I hear your coming here to san Diego as soon as the pod starts !!!! yessssssssss #bestdayever

[@jachrist]

7:37 😂😂😂 yes!

[@tblack8882]

I spit MY drink out when Chris said black people are wearing everything😂😂….and I’m black

[@joaofreirevalbento500]

Hearing this for the second time while working to laugh my ass off YYYYYYYYYEESS DUDE!

[@FishFarts4Dinner]

Dude I was gonna make a super good point about the 10% brain guy but just felt SOOOOO cuda writing it, so this is whatcha get m’babies

[@racheller8753]

"adam wrote 10%" 🤯 Lol!! 😅😂

[@HaileyHdokenHarmon]

@32:52 So accurate it hurts.

[@Slayerformayor1983]

It’s less “he did iron man” and more “he held a multibillion dollar franchise squarely on his shoulders for a decade”.

[@Wilbur845]

Hugeeee fan Chris. I love you. Been loyal since day one, man. Since the short laugh factory clips when you were doing Keanu Reeves impressions.

[@jan2351]

Aw s’cuuuuuute

[@robertjchoi5012]

Omg Chris is in such a bad mood today. 😅 but I ❤️ it

[@melissak8892]

I like those little dried salted seaweed snacks, wrapped around a small slice of provolone, dipped in mayo. Boom, cheese on sushi

[@ItsParachuteAdams]

Poor Things is a trip dude

[@ericelliott1201]

This is the first time KZbin has told me that and episode of this show may be sensitive content, and 5 minutes I see why and I’m laughing to death

[@Benjamin.S.S.]

The 10% of our brains thing was debunked such a long time ago. I remember believing that when I was 8 years old. Lmao yikes. Thanks for the episode Chris.

[@SuperBaby11]

This one was a good one chrissy

[@jqyhlmnp]

Keep living your -best- life, Chris

[@fazzalad]

This ep was a classic! Old mate was inspired ….. hahahaha

[@adamdrinkwine3657]

This episode is my spirit animal!

[@MrSebastianBlake]

6:42 can you smell the rock is cooking steroids 😂😂

[@rooster-bh6td]

absoutely wild how chris says what’s his name then says robert downey jr like he doesn’t know who that is lmao

[@aarono1800]

18:40 The funniest thing about the Indian influencer bit is Chris has the Exact same build 😂

[@johnnyzuidema6193]

Not the shoulders… get real

[@thejoshthat]

the 10% thing is mainly used as an example as to why people can't REALLY multitask. We can only focus on so much at one time, disregarding subliminal thoughts and uncontrollable interruptions. Just made that up. What cha think?

[@JunkBondTrader]

That's pretty much it though. It alludes to the fact that conscious thoughts only account for a small percent of our brains output. The vast majority of the work is done under the hood, or subconsciously. But there's no way to quantify that maybe the 10% is just like an estimate. Our brain has much more potential to unlock. You see this in idiot savants, or people who hit their heads and wake up and are suddenly incredible mathematicians or can create complex music.

[@CR_22]

JACK PAUL vs MIGUEL TYSON 😂

[@Tgwinnett66]

Yay!! See you in San Diego!!

[@marcosgin777]

Best one YET!

[@TylerGaeton]

Thanks for the recap on the Oscars also no one gives a fuck about the Oscars

[@nutellanebula]

John Cena was amazing 😂

[@red77ashley]

Chris, Associating things together to remember them is a very popular AND SMART technique. It's called Mnemonics!

[@b2nicee]

This is exactly what I come for 😂

[@keunekeune]

48:40 Imagine having this guy at the office

[@aj00]

The “we only use 10% of our brain” isn’t true lol. The executive part of your brain (thinking out loud part) is around 13%. The other 87% is your subconscious which is extremely important and is constantly used. Plus physical functions etc

[@Lowtempdabs5523]

i watch congratulations to hav TMP flashbacks LOL

[@AlexDiggs]

bro woke up and took boring pills, talking about the oscars

[@mj.5067]

The shirt looks like a barbers robe

[@Raizeph]

10:51 So ORD!

[@realtyrocker]

Wild. It's late Fri night. I got a cheeseburger and fries, turned this episode on. He says "and he eats the fries, too," as I just finished the burger and am eating fries. Next to me is ice cream. It's like I predict the fewch. S'Nostradamus

[@Mobldesign]

Haha! Be Vigilant 👀🤣👜

[@Lowtempdabs5523]

shots fired at will sasso! big 40 year old looking dad guy, got no shoes!🎵🎶🗣️

[@Lowtempdabs5523]

two johanns, zero shoes

[@mikeggggg7889]

Just a really good pod

[@guyfawkes8384]

Love from Canada, Chris!

[@wRAAh]

53:25 "He let his perve slip out"

[@GrandMFlip]

“I want to know when it’s the Oscar’s after it’s the Oscar’s.” And I feel the exact same way

[@clintonleonard5187]

I actually almost made it this year. I saw someone say something about it that morning.

[@ASHsor]

How special

[@ChrisRobertson-l5j]

"he's an Indian guy, ...and that's fine..." 😂

[@nicoledouglas4285]

I need to know where you visited in England where they’re eating mayo and onion sandwiches… 🥴🥴🤣🤣

[@kaueribeiro2648]

The Atlanta clip was one of the funniest clips ever. No one is actually upset. Seriously.

[@joeyvesh13]

The stolen bag thing is a con. Bored rich housewives get together and text their husbands that their bag got stolen. The bet is that if the husband asked if the wife is ok, the asker wins the bag from her friend. If the husband doesn’t ask, the girlfriend gets the bag. You got got 😂

[@KxngCoop]

51:35 he’s actually a rich ex nba player lol

[@paposxxx]

Robbie drowning junions lmfao

[@Ayvaliklis]

Nobody in Britain eats Mayo and Onion sandwiches 😂

[@sanders1872006]

Wow I am.a year into royal match,no purchases,& constantly doing the double double burger. We are one❤

[@aj00]

As a big huge nerd, it always bugs me when Chris talks about how addicted he is to Royal Match. There’s so many incredible well made video games for mobile he could be playing, but gets sucked into the casino game 💀

[@sophe807]

English baby here, never heard of a mayo and onion sandwich 😂

[@jordanheimer774]

My name's Jordan, that shout out wasn't meant for me, but boy did it make my day better.

[@ASHsor]

Ew

[@lebronfan666]

The yeezy shirt is literally how Kanye dresses lol that’s on you for buying it

[@Hi2live]

Can you start posting the links to the videos you show please?