Joe Rogan Experience

[@phill8008]

Tim Dillon looks like a plumber that might sneak in your fridge and grab a ham sandwich.

[@stalemurfies2031]

Nah he'd do it unapologetically

[@FeloniousFunk]

That was funny. You should write on BoJack Horseman

[@alexsantos4999]

Nah he's the plumber that puts his lunch in your fridge while he fixes your sink, then uses your microwave to heat it up and looks down on you for not having a toaster oven. Mind you, he does all this with out asking. And it definitely won't be a ham sandwich, what you think he is some type of pig like you.

[@cryptocrush-823]

I’m pretty sure he’s going right for the ice cream.

[@GreenGearMood]

Sometimes I glue my thumbs to my chest and pretend I'm a t-rex.

[@suahad]

Tim Dillions filterless attitude towards the chaos and the epedemical issues is truly a fresh breath of air. I needed this.

[@randomdude189]

He still capitulates to the radical leftist ideology

[@jeromes6938]

@@randomdude189 and what would that ideology be or consist of ?

[@bahaeddinelimam3047]

@@jeromes6938 random dude is talking Timmy's position on guns I guess but meeeh listen to his podcast and you'd know really

[@will_boner17]

@CankerousBooch Arís I'm not, but it's cool that we can enjoy the same shit. I like a bunch of folks who are right-leaning. People who are radical on both sides don't like Joe, but I think reasonable people understand him. We need to get back to that place in our country.

[@ArchAdvocate]

@PED GSP this is your tax dollars, which fund stafford loans under the federal family education loan program (FFELP), hard at work.

[@Manny-gp2ub]

Tim Dillon has quickly become one of the best JRE guest.

[@Username-li3kv]

THE best

[@kevindube7096]

Definitely my favorite science-related guest that has been on lately

[@Dr.DeKay86]

Agreed

[@calebstapelmann]

Kevin Dube science related? He's a comedian

[@TheRealShadowShark]

calebstapelmann yeah he’s joking silly goose

[@maryfairy69]

Listening to this 3.5 years later is hilarious and scary.🤣

[@Crcmvnt]

Was just thinking the same thing.

[@MelBee128]

Yeah especially the end when Biden lied about the mask thing. That was the beginning of all the crackdowns on civil rights.

[@sspandchange]

yea the accuracy is comedically haunting

[@pickledparsleyparty]

You can totally see why every comedian loves this guy. He seems so fun to hang out with.

[@daysjours]

I thought he was so unfunny. I watched Jimmy Dore on Rogan when Joe showed a video clip of Tim and Jimmy looked like he was gonna die on the spot. I didn´t get it. Why was Jimmy almost in cardiac arrest...????? This Tim Dillon is not funny, I thought. I gave Tim´s podcast a try to see what I might be missing. Now I get into wheezing fits too!!!

[@jhart1127]

@@daysjours you live and you learn. Congrats for bettering yourself.

[@frankvelazqiez2961]

Never assume that. Maybe he is a private person.

[@klada000]

@@frankvelazqiez2961 word hard to make it your biz to be genuine knowing that's your bread and butter then being tempted into not being genuine every day im sure. To me it seems like he deserves major compliments

[@mikekull7183]

@@klada000 damn bro …I don’t think he needed a motivational speech lol he was just giving a opinion geezus, Everyone gotta be Tony Robbins?

[@nayaleezy]

It's weird but i think this guy Tim has more integrity than 99% of guests

[@jhart1127]

Why is that weird?? He's honest to a fault, that's his gig.

[@seanoreilly1832]

Why do you think that? Are you special?

[@jhart1127]

@@seanoreilly1832 are you OK pal?

[@seanoreilly1832]

@@jhart1127 I'm just fine, champ

[@jhart1127]

@@seanoreilly1832 "champ" 😂 yeah you sound like you're OK.

[@michaelcmpn973]

"They lit a guy on fire and used him as a battering ram to get into Macies." Brilliant.

[@BOY_NAME_]

Macy's*

[@The_Primary_Axiom]

J.R.R Tolkien May sees*

[@baricade47]

@@The_Primary_Axiom Mae Seize

[@pamundson9]

Mace Es

[@chizpa305]

It's Maize

[@sleepyproduction7166]

I like that Tim gets on and talks about stuff that no one else will. He says the quiet part out loud.

[@Greaseman762]

And when the jokes don’t go over his bald head they have some great moments

[@JA-ld3it]

Tim doesn’t talk with a filter so his presence is always like that of a friend. Good guest

[@kasiecastleberry]

*That.* Yes. That nails Tim Dillon. His mode of opinion articulation is like a rare, ancient, art form. I usually don't even factor-in whether or not I disagree; I'm just.. listening to ye olde TD perspective. He could DM an elderly looking 16 year old and-.. still can't imagine ever not loving the living shit out of the guy. Dude's got tier level "brother" wiggle room; he's always a jedi to me.

[@pildp1]

@@sgfdgdfg3434 preach!!

[@pildp1]

@@kasiecastleberry tim would hate your purple praise

[@boylibrary3533]

He’s probably my favorite comedian because I relate the most to him, a gay man who you can’t even tell until he tells you.

[@pildp1]

@@boylibrary3533 until he submits you to reason

[@md5820]

"I'm very amused" "It's very funny" ".. but I'm also terrified" "We're gonna die" 😂😂

[@juanme555]

TIMESTAMP PLES

[@lettherebelamp5102]

@@juanme555 5:46👌

[@attackattack290]

The true duality of man😂

[@undercoverboss543]

@@attackattack290 Indeed 😂

[@theblackswan84]

i had to pause to laugh

[@Keyser___Soze]

Joe -“I’ve never been so amused” Tim -“It’s so funny” Joe -“and I’ve never been so terrified” Tim -“We’re all going to die”

[@jamestrotter103]

“Hundred percent”

[@bobdole7127]

@@jamestrotter103 UHHHHHHH Hundred percent...

[@Khalid.F95]

read more

[@robertanthonydaem7485]

1000%

[@MrFox-rb5jz]

"As ends go this one is not that bad" had me tearing up a little, for both humor and tragedy reasons. Great line Tim.

[@carpnwithcoop]

joe" i want to end this on a happy note" tim dillon " we need a war with china " lmfao

[@romitch18]

Bruh, fr 😭 😂

[@kilalawak70]

@Andrew McLaughlin seems like joe didnt also get it.

[@nodiggity9472]

@@kilalawak70 Joe never does.

[@Miltown.Tarzan]

LMAO

[@SlingandStoneVideos]

What a breath of fresh air listening to Tim Dillion talk, someone actually being real

[@xandermander6035]

Church!

[@VisualiseTheFun]

Tim Dillon would probably die of hysterics hearing somebody calling him 'real'.

[@Bobin10101]

@@xandermander6035 not if you aren’t religious!

[@jopo7996]

I love Tim Dillon. He's like a thinner, funnier, and less gay Bert Kreischer.

[@mlnyonasi]

BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAA oh no you didn't! I really hope that Joe, Bert , Callen and his friends get together and scroll through some of the comments on his videos that tear into Bert and make fun of him :'D

[@StacksOnBricks]

This comment deserves so many more likes! Well played!!

[@andrewptob]

*funny

[@Whiskey_Wheel_Kicks]

He's also less racist too

[@shawnmcvey7789]

@@nicolemathews9303 Mine was when Joe robbed a train with the Russian mafia.

[@BalzAldrin]

easily one of the best guests you can have. dudes smart and funny.

[@glennhaines8563]

These two need a weekly podcast. The chemistry is off the charts. Both can call each other out, have a laugh, talk shit. Incredible.

[@jasonhenry3035]

People we need to make this happen!!! These two could make a podcast that is way bigger than JRE

[@Matanumi]

Some comedians are boring when they come on the show frequently...Tim Dillon is the opposite for sure

[@LexOmega7]

Definitely among the best of Joe’s guests.

[@jaydoe5654]

Joe must have read the comments on his last tim dillon podcast ...

[@BimmerBros]

Tim Dillon is if Alex Jones drank the water that is making the frogs gay.

[@calbow2758]

I was just gonna say every now and then he sounds like a camp Alex Jones 😂 beat me to it lol

[@ericv8868]

Alex was talking about Atrazine, it interferes with the hormonal activity of animals and humans at extremely low doses.

[@johnedward8352]

@@goodvibe3373 It's really not

[@giinnoo08]

Was looking for a comment and found it

[@jordanmercier3616]

@@calbow2758 you know he was on jones' show? It was great.

[@GH057ayama]

Dillon is the most politically involved non-political guy.

[@louduva9849]

The 'big-brained centrist' takes are tiresome.

[@traduccionestrascendentes2771]

What about Schultz?

[@briansavage932]

@@louduva9849 the dim-witted brained right and left wing nuts are also tiresome.

[@carpathianhermit7228]

@@louduva9849 lol ur cute

[@carpathianhermit7228]

@@traduccionestrascendentes2771 love shultz

[@brandonbauer4387]

Tim is absolutely the best guest on the podcast.

[@eeerriccc]

Joe telling a story he told once 3 years ago: "and I know I've talked about this before, so I'm sorry for repeating it" Joe every podcast for the past 5 months: "My friend Michael Yo got covid"

[@MaChao2]

Yeah wow I can't believe he said it yet AGAIN. Read some damn comments Joe lol.

[@narcoskeptic]

Michael Yovid

[@RaeRae1000LOL]

His latest thing is telling people that comedians are only interesting because they had fucked up pasts. I swear he says that at least once a podcast.

[@DanjaKiwi]

Im making a compilation of each time he has told this story

[@luisogloko4853]

Tim Dillon at times sounds like a grounded Alex Jones.

[@shawnmcvey7789]

@@arielshummer3822 The best was when Joe Rogan coached the first Olympic Jamaican bobsled team.

[@murilokleine]

@@arielshummer3822 GTFO Bot

[@jamestrotter103]

“Hundred percent”

[@ThatDude1669]

Lmao I’ve always thought this and listening to his podcast yelling “put her in jail!!” I had a thought that it would be amazing if Tim Dillon played Alex Jones in a comedy Biopic.

[@ChristopherRhudy]

I'd watch an Alex Jones biopic with this man playing him

[@dirtdirtdirtiest9607]

Tim Dillon is the skinniest man in LA and the most successful podcaster.

[@spookyt8692]

Don’t forget he’s super duper funny. Probably the funniest man alive.

[@brittanym2080]

My favorite Joe Rogan clip 😝 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4fGlWmPl7iaeKM

[@Bowfella]

Ngl dude actually looks like he lost a lot of weight. He looked like Chris Farley last time he was on.

[@jordanmercier3616]

He identifies as a thin swim instructor and it's great.

[@EngelbertHumperdinck86]

Yeah.

[@zardiac521]

Tim Dillon is the perfect comedian for our time

[@Braindance98]

“Ah I wish him well * tees off*” - Tim Dillon

[@devinmoran59]

That was the greatest bit in the episode

[@zabekhan9109]

This dude is the funniest guy and he’s not even trying 😂

[@BargedIn]

He's a legend in the making, as long as he doesn't pull a Farley

[@phancypheast6448]

Maybe just a little to get to a healthier weight

[@bastyo]

haha bruh fr 😂😂😂😂 this dude litty 🔥🔥🔥 on a Stack 💸💸💸 no cap 👲

[@anssimyllymaki1624]

Can't beat Joey Diaz!

[@wh1skeybud]

he definitely is trying lol he for sure preps for the show, idgaf though. he’s so damn funny 😂

[@MegaAJCProductions]

Glad Tim is giving Joe a boost by appearing on his podcast. It's nice to see a Goliath like him giving the up and comers like Rogan support rather than being competitive.

[@evanboyer5928]

I thought the dynamic would be weird since Joe keeps asking Tim for financial help but I'm glad they didn't mention that on the show.

[@MegaAJCProductions]

@@evanboyer5928 it's weird that Rogan keeps asking but Tim is a charitable guy and it's not like he's struggling financially so he's probably happy to pay for Joe's new house in Texas.

[@bushtruck]

Just started my channel where I take trucks into the mountains of Canada and break em. I just wanna make people laugh.

[@mrbobo86]

Never even heard of Tim Dillion

[@DeleriousOdyssey]

I mean, he already won the LA podcast war, so...

[@dennisreichardt7406]

Rogan and Dillon together... the BEST! 😆😂😂😂🤘

[@OllieDoodsChan]

Duncan for a 3rd!

[@o3o_Berlin]

Was laberscht du

[@darrintucker6267]

Tim definitely needs to head to the Rogan compound. He needs to be a monthly guest. He's quick-witted and brilliantly funny. The world's current climate needs Tim more than ever.

[@bthomas2782]

This is the craziest JRE ever!! 🔥 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4fGlWmPl7iaeKM

[@couchgrouches7667]

Isn't Joey Diaz...already the white Joey Diaz? Lmao

[@justincavinder5504]

For sure, I didn’t even know who he was before this. And I thought he was a great guest.

[@lawrencemerriman8768]

@@couchgrouches7667 pretty sure hes Cuban. just has light skin

[@samuelhanes3213]

Darrin Tucker I truly agree made my day. Don't care about his politics, when he's damn funny.

[@nickledonne90]

This guy is easily one of the best JRE guests.

[@iironhide6209]

@A Fury Neil DeGrasse Tyson

[@YourHighnessssss]

Duncaaaaaan

[@ssroudyss9432]

@A Fury theo von , david choe

[@LesnarBuiltThePyramids]

Ima miss when joe switches to spotify, I use apple music and don't plan to switch spotify sucks In my opinion

[@JRsmith.]

Graham hancock

[@dakotawint]

Shout out for always having Tim on!

[@kathykelly5930]

always? your acting like Tim is jamie, he's not. Every 6 months is weak sauce. If Tim isn't on every week after today. We're kicking him out of Texas.

[@dakotawint]

@@kathykelly5930 I don't think i'm acting as if Tim is some inherent part of the production of the show. He just seems to be on more than other guests and i'm here for it

[@kpeezyforsheezy]

Nice to see you here Dakota!

[@the3rdcoast559]

@@dakotawint ayyy Dakota. You need to hop on JRE

[@chickenjuice4841]

Tim Dillon next on a Place for Humans?

[@michaelkush2710]

I haven’t laughed as hard in a while as when Tim talked about his mom in the nursing home

[@kevinobeyant1465]

Rip Tim mom may😢she rest in power

[@solsurvivor5899]

We must protect Tim at all costs.

[@comfykeegs]

Are You a nutritionist by chance?

[@lukehelleksen68]

Why? He's 100% a puppet. He walks around regurgitating the nightly news like he's actually informed. LoL He at no risk by going with the establishment and saying orange man bad.

[@OnDutyHighlights]

@@lukehelleksen68 Tim is the opposite of a puppet, lol...

[@Nostalgia_Addict]

@@lukehelleksen68 you sound dumb. I don't always agree with him but he's reasonable and definitely not pro establishment

[@lukehelleksen68]

LMFAO 😂 you guys are hilarious! He's a comedian and none of his material is original. He's literally just walking msm headlines.

[@sendapez]

Joe: “They’re lighting Bibles on fire!” Tim: “Jesus.”

[@theindiediary5950]

*"You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus'' -John Turturro*

[@upvotecomment2110]

26:15

[@wcw7813]

This is the funniest Joe Rogan video clip ever 😂 😆 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4fGlWmPl7iaeKM

[@SpecOpsGear]

I love the way Tim effortlessly switches between actual social commentary and expert-level trolling all in perfect deadpan. The bit about heroin needles actually being secret covid vaccines ruled.

[@petermcind]

Exactly, it’s like his own art form. Beautiful

[@wjkrug]

I feel like he is one of the funniest comics alive. Give it a few years

[@bthomas2782]

This has to be the best Joe Rogan video ever!! 🔥 🔥 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4fGlWmPl7iaeKM

[@dubenstein6347]

Yes.. I never heard of him, and he was one of the more entertaining guests

[@rsohlich1]

@@wjkrug you think. Not feel.

[@patrickbudge7106]

When Tim was talking about his grandma... it’s quite literally the exact same situation with me 😂 My granny is 98 years old, got Covid right in the beginning, never got sick. She has diabetes yet eats whatever she wants 😂

[@finished6267]

She stays away from doctors and hospitals and doesn't take pills, right?

[@mcr2011ukgs]

“She wears a weird militant lesbian uniform” lmao

[@arbarzegar99]

I don’t think joe or Tim took a single break from talking... that’s the quality content we need

[@benjackson9299]

This is the funniest Joe Rogan video clip ever 🔥 😂 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4fGlWmPl7iaeKM

[@polacopeter73]

I love it and thk was a good morning and yes it would r

[@Aw88-]

Kim Hightower 😌😌😌

[@tamaratonyor]

Haven't heard young Jamie laugh this much in a podcast... Tim is such a killer

[@mmatrainee]

He's fantastically funny

[@mmatrainee]

@MSS and hilarious, don't forget that part.

[@angelotro]

I love when Jamie laughs. He doesn't have to chime in or give reactions, so it always seems like his laughs slip out and catch him off guard. Like when you laugh at your friend making faces in class, and the teacher says "is there something you'd like to share with the rest of us, young Jamie?".😂

[@imnotfunny2995]

One of my favorite things is hearing him crack up in the background.

[@superiorself2632]

“It’s uh- we’re gonna die” 😂💀

[@iwasjoking82]

Tim Dillion show is quickly become the show I look forward to the most every week.

[@brittanym2080]

This has to be the best JRE clip ever! kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4fGlWmPl7iaeKM

[@imrandhaliwal8082]

Legit one of the most quick witted guests he’s had, so good

[@mkwilson38]

Yet there still dumbasses in the comments wondering who this ‘idiot’ is -lol.

[@mkwilson38]

Always crazy when some come to the podcast of a standup comedian and complain about him talking to a comedian.

[@BMWSRR-yd6do]

Finally a comedian that is tolerable - funny, relevant, ironic and not self-absorbed, pontificating about nothing...

[@Nazirm7]

There are a ton comedians out there who are hilarious and relevant. You just cherry-picked so you could complain lmfao

[@billjohnson2081]

Agreed. Must comedians are frauds. Tim Dillon is a wit. That can't be learned or taught. You either have it or you don't, and he has it.

[@Seanigan88]

The northeast roots factor in that gift of gab fr

[@bennyburbs3462]

Bill Johnson yes, most definitely witty and quick!

[@bennyburbs3462]

Negan47 absolutely. A very big difference between north,south, and west wittiness/quick thinking.

[@Whissht]

I could listen to Tim ALL DAY LONG! Highly intelligent and absolutely hilarious. A rare combination.

[@idolhand6468]

Thought it was like listening to two 6th formers having a cigarette behind the drama class.

[@douglasmackay8389]

Tim might be one of the top 10 naturally funny people alive. His mind is so damn quick.

[@Jessica-ee5nq]

Theo Von is number one. Look him up if you don't know about him.

[@wallstreetc1496]

Love Theo but I think Tim is 12% funnier

[@user-cu9ic2yu8f]

@@Jessica-ee5nq gang bruh. onward.

[@Jessica-ee5nq]

@@user-cu9ic2yu8f Your beats are really good. Subscribed.

[@redshorts2]

Because of the coke when he was a teen. That’s what happens. More people should do it and you too could be a brilliant gay clown.

[@theA731N]

They both can cut each other off in the most non-offending way. Almost like they’re both one consciousness.

[@vinnyterpaco3468]

perfect explanation

[@theA731N]

Vinny Terpaco Thank you

[@alexl.4362]

They are.

[@muhsinkhalif3621]

Yo your comment blew my mind mam

[@theA731N]

Muhsin Khalif 🤓 thanks

[@luckyasmr1374]

Tim is easily one of the best JRE guests of all time.

[@DeShawnaldTrump]

Is there a funnier stand up comedian or podcaster? I genuinely don’t know

[@robertjantz3728]

he's the Steve Martin of the Joe Rogan Podcast lol....

[@fibsniper786]

SeanRobert umm have you even heard of theo von

[@JR-kc8jx]

He’s no Steve Martin, pretty funny though.

[@pmck5184]

I read this comment on every episode

[@PeteyPFunk]

This shit was a blast. I had no idea Tim Dillon was this straight spitfire with the comedy. Very impressive.

[@notagiantseaslug5523]

Just curious, what is it that you thought Tim did?

[@3longatedMuskr4t]

Tim Dillon looks like my elementary school Cafeteria lady.

[@kronz4200]

Lmfaoooooo 😂 omfg I laughed so hard reading this comment! 👏🏼 Bravo!

[@elandashing1814]

Leave Chris Farley alone

[@tylermerlin8320]

They're extra sloppy today

[@lovelife2017]

@@elandashing1814 ahahahahaha

[@jand8303]

I don't want to hear about your first crush!

[@MrRaw4life]

Tim Dillon the straightest gay man alive.

[@vicious-w7m]

Not quite. If you could tell with your eyes closed it's somewhat obvious.

[@goatmansasquatch1485]

Gay

[@thecountryhutch]

He gives me Chris Farley flashbacks..

[@venkarri8534]

Couldn't have guessed he's gay.

[@rwp1812]

No fucking kidding man! He's straighter than me and I go both ways

[@tiab4697]

Joe: “I’ve never been more amused…” Tim: “It’s very funny” Joe: “…but I’m also terrified” Tim: “We’re going to die”

[@dennisthegreat1]

That was a golden exchange

[@tommygarcia7872]

Brendan Schaub type of exchange

[@keny53]

I laughed out loud

[@SuperHoneyOil]

@@tommygarcia7872 Its not a brendan Schaub moment. Tim finds wars and death funny, he does like a blackpilled comedy. Its very nihilist, thats the joke. He finds the death of the world funny, as he's a comedian. Big whoosh on your part lol

[@zacklance7798]

Not a schaub moment because that attitude jives clearly with everything else Tim says

[@Ymesgeno]

I love the chemistry they both have... Especially Tim, dude just can't stop saying funny shit.

[@damiantosd8720]

This is one of the funniest Rogans ever. “Pinky and the brain but the real thing” 😂😂😂

[@Young516_]

Deffinately one of the funnier podcasts Tim dillons always funny

[@sherrymoore7906]

48:00

[@loganvaughan283]

One is a genius and the other is a fat funny guy

[@8520sb]

G

[@bearrett50kal17]

Tim Dillon is always funny but he seems funnier when he's a guest on other peoples pods

[@jamesdodson4659]

Am I way behind the curve in finding this guy? He's hilariously entertaining

[@TimTrOn3000]

You're a little behind, but we're all at out own pace. I still can't use a fork

[@repbydesign16]

You found a star he’s not taking about joe lol

[@Dirtbiker463]

Repbydesign It’s a bot. Shit’s on every Rogan vid nowadays. Report them when you see them.

[@vinnythornton2930]

Check out his Patreon! Holy fuck

[@jpcoqueran]

@@TimTrOn3000 i just spit out my coffee! holy shit that is funny

[@Freakishd]

"Let homeless people go in and direct The Voice!" Man I actually laughed out loud. This guy's hilarious

[@scarlet8078]

Yeah he's my fave comedian that Rogan has as a guest. Along with Andrew Schultz

[@replynotificationsdisabled]

@@dashiit1748 I think Russians like JRE. but this shits getting outta control. Either you're liberal, or work for HRC. WHICHONEISITBITCH.

[@Wackaz]

2:13:47 One of the funniest moments in JRE history 🤣This gets me every single time 😭

[@scarlet8078]

I wish Tim Dillon could be on Rogan's podcast once a week!

[@clemfandango5908]

But only chime in like they do on sterns show

[@wcw7813]

My favorite Joe Rogan clip ever 😂 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4fGlWmPl7iaeKM

[@kylelanksy5405]

His patreon is the bomb he does a exclusive episode every tuesday

[@Pokemark17]

Never heard of him tbh but he seems cool

[@_Schreintime]

Dudes got a good voice. And he isn't a dumbass.

[@pauljohnmichaels9360]

Best JRE in ages. Tim Dillon is a savage and frickin hilarious.

[@jsmoove2194]

Joey Diaz was just on👀

[@nobodynowhere3028]

Tim 2024

[@jcims]

He’s so damn fast with hilarious little backstories.

[@sonicex3559]

sam hyde

[@tinosmo1]

Tim and Joe would make a really good podcast together no guest just conspiracy and politics.

[@LOS_016]

I love when Tim Dillon is on, you can tell how much fun Joe is having during this interview. These are the conversations we’re all having with our buddies over some beers. I love it.

[@PeaceEpieces]

"Or put elderly covid patients back in the nursing home to infect everyone else" "Well that one I was for" 😂 Tim is hilarious

[@Stinckyfatmama]

“I think a brush fire through the nursing homes is good”

[@PeaceEpieces]

@@Stinckyfatmama he's so funny hahaha

[@jamesmcfadyen5383]

She looks like me, more he looks like his mom.

[@wilhelmkalberg3304]

When Tim Dillion is on your podcast it isn’t your podcast anymore

[@kRonicss]

Exactly Tim Dillon is only of my favorite comedians now. His podcast is hilarious too

[@MikeyMuse52]

Joe trying to battle him for Podcaster supremacy! 😅😆

[@benjackson9299]

My favorite Joe Rogan moment 🔥 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4fGlWmPl7iaeKM

[@kimstrickland1760]

Same with Tim Dillon

[@f.r8580]

Never stop having Tim on, he will save youtube now when Joe's off

[@sunbear9374]

As if Joe was single handedly holding this platform afloat

[@f.r8580]

@@sunbear9374 If you take the next sentence as literally as you took the comment you'll be fine; it's a joke.

[@jesselambmandudebrofutubef5680]

fuck KZbin lol,

[@gabrielkessay6629]

When mark zuckenburg starts speaking Chinese and tim says "what hes saying is america will be a prison." I completely lost it 😂

[@joemcphee6121]

they say ,earth is a prison...

[@joeyk4051]

What time in the pod is this

[@Ruderalis43]

@@joeyk4051 kzbin.info/www/bejne/nmq7q6iLjc9pfcU

[@dillonmorton8140]

@47.00

[@NuttyPotato]

i cant belive Joe thinks his chinese is perfect , Mark's chinese is quite bad

[@kozyg8116]

I come back to this everytime I need a real laugh. "WILL YOU DIE? I FEEL GREAT" fuckin murders me everytime lmao 😂

[@ryannafe9252]

I’ve never heard of this guy before but I like him, he’s hilarious. Very quick-witted and incisive with the jokes and it doesn’t feel forced or planned at all, it seems like he’s just a naturally funny dude.

[@Fabian080690]

it's a vibe!

[@caincotterill5493]

Same here.🇬🇧👍🏻

[@caincotterill5493]

aussiemika1 I certainly will

[@Victorius]

He's naturally funny but he talks over Joe in every sentence I can't stand it

[@kristinkulman3221]

Yeah, they're both riffing. (Which somehow is more true than B.S.-ing).

[@BA-ld9mg]

Hearing Tim say, " We're going to die. It's over," felt therapeutic

[@renclave]

@@shawnmcvey7789 please dont talk to the bots:(

[@shawnmcvey7789]

@@renclave Nothing will get between me and my beautiful bots 😘🤖

[@ciara8294]

This is the craziest Joe Rogan video 😳 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4fGlWmPl7iaeKM

[@Miodrag.Vukomanovic]

@Mr. Bum Tickler No bro we are born into a new lifeform on another planet.

[@captainsnap1307]

Joe: I don’t believe in generalisations Tim: I love ‘em

[@jmac6938]

You forgot the follow-on: 6:42 Joe: I don't believe in generalizations Tim: I love them Joe: I do too, They're fun.

[@illeatthat]

As someone in the UK, the BBC flat out said that if someone dies and is tested for COVID, if they had COVID, then its reported on the death certificate and included in the "daily death toll" they used to run. It was so conflated, especially when everyone I met didn't know anyone on a ventilator - not to say that anyone wasn't, but the numbers just didn't add up - especially if I live in the region (10 mins from the hospital) where the first repatriated citizens of the UK, from Wuhan, were quarantined.

[@skrelentless]

Tim is in another league. What a natural force of comedy and raw intellect.

[@jezebulls]

Tim is obviously a lot more well read than I previously assumed. Dude is pretty smart, on top of being so naturally funny. Never a dull moment this whole episode

[@YoungSantasGroupie]

Agree big time, he's like the heir to Norm, maybe smarter. I mean, time will tell. But he's abso-lutely a force of nature.

[@ViBobby]

@@YoungSantasGroupie This loud coke addict that sold sub-prime mortgages in 2008 to screw people over is next to Norm fuckin McDonald in your book? That’s crazy

[@lsuronak1992]

One of the best regulars on the podcast although almost all of the regulars(repeaters) are! Joey is number 1 and Tim is 2 for comedy and JP is 3rd for just a great podcast and learning a thing or two about about your self

[@Trey_Cole]

A natural force?!

[@BillytheKidBalboa]

He's come to claim his throne... And man enough to take it in person. All hail the new king of Hollywood.

[@nicolemathews9303]

My favorite Joe Rogan moment 😝 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4fGlWmPl7iaeKM

[@brianodental1634]

he has risen out of the desert like a phoenix reborn

[@BL-wh2ux]

LONG LIVE THE KING! Here-here!

[@JustBed47]

Tim Dillon wears a blue polo like Tim Pool wears his grey beanie.

[@simplychaff1875]

A blue, Ralph Lauren polo is great for fat f*cks like us cuz it makes our stomachs not look horrid lol

[@matthewjswider]

It’s so clip channels can use spots from different episodes. And make him look even more crazy. ;)

[@vincentvandervelden3554]

@@sgfdgdfg3434 lol

[@Jonw8222]

Tim Pool.. the guy who just silenced one of his friends because he was outshining him and had the channel getting more views and superchats than ever? Sorry, not familiar with that guy. Maybe get Jack Dorsey on again and I'll remember who he is.

[@pildp1]

LoL

[@pipedupciso]

"What is she eating ?" "Everything " lmaooooo

[@gregmaxwell7636]

"Most people don't want their rights. They want pizza, they want chicken wings. . . " Exactly.

[@amailman1409]

Enjoy

[@Hide_and_Tweak]

what about the right to have pizza and chicken wings ?

[@MLHMODZ]

I love some pizza and wings

[@MLHMODZ]

Ben Jackson reported for spam

[@piraat070]

You guys are staying in hell for a long time

[@Student_OfLife]

The guy is funnier than Kevin Hart.

[@laynefuller]

My pet goldfish is funnier than Kevin Hart

[@euchongo4240]

So am I. So are you.

[@SpaceCadetLaC]

Hevin Kart isnt funny.

[@ericbrassard4618]

My bed sheets are funnier than k. Hart

[@marcos-rd1ob]

Kevin hart is cringe comedy

[@ganntradingsystemstimecycl2783]

"my mum weights 300lbs she looks like me, just won't die" ROFL Tim Dillion is da best

[@Skabanis]

Second wave hahaahahah

[@Cowboy684]

if you listen to this really loud near a corn field the crows respond every time tim dillon says "YAH" they "CAW" back

[@N345-f3c]

💀💀😭

[@SippyKupp]

Tim Dillon would be the best and worst police witness.

[@LuisDeAraujo-sr3pf]

K

[@loganjones5539]

So over the top descriptive but still talking in circles probably😂

[@ch1cky_br1ky27]

how so?

[@SippyKupp]

@@ch1cky_br1ky27 Just his personality is so unique. I can imagine his eccentric explanation and be like, "but yeah that dude totally shot him in the head".

[@dat_memer]

This is probably the only guest Joe's had on that had me legit dying laughing out loud several times other than like Bill Burr

[@mika274]

Exactly he is the equal of Bill burr. Imo You should see his podcast. Not heard anything funnier

[@casper5379]

He is fat tho x

[@brandonacuff1]

watch theo von

[@maryamhamid6003]

For sure 😆😆😆

[@agallonofwater]

checkout Theo Von

[@caesarg418]

Tim Dillons take on all the topics they talked about was god tier

[@binary]

"it'll be less of a mess if Biden wins" uhhhh no

[@sdog8i840]

Found myself agreeing with him on most things. I like his take.

[@jessejames5452]

The fact he said Harris is fine is a big no.

[@brookpittinger751]

The amount of times Tim brings up BOA Steakhouse is hilarious.

[@aceonurass]

Tim dillon is hands down one of the funniest guys joe has ever had on. Quick witted funny effortless comedy

[@robertblake1032]

I love this guy. I’ve started watching his podcast but have to be careful, I watch in bits and starts

[@spooder6835]

Yes, couldn’t have said it better, thx!!!!! Love him makes me laugh out loud!!!

[@spooder6835]

Couldn’t have said it any better he is hilarious where has he been or where have I been but he’s funny as hell love love

[@aceonurass]

@@freeassange8864 nah bra hes my man. His sense of humour is gun.

[@armanterrell7215]

He deserves Madison Square Garde. Tim Dillon is going to make it.

[@critter852004]

Tim Dillion looks like the only man that has a table reserved at Buffalo Wild Wings, he’s amazing 🤣

[@wcw7813]

This has to be the craziest Joe Rogan video 🔥 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4fGlWmPl7iaeKM

[@that1guy899]

Damn that is 100% accurate!

[@123G-r4d]

Buffalo wild wings is legit good to watch ufc instead of paying uncle Dana 100 dollars... Spend that on wings and tecate baby

[@shawnmcvey7789]

@@wcw7813 The craziest was when Joe was assimilated into the Borg and then forced to lead the assault on Wolf 359 resulting in 11,000 deaths.

[@shawnmcvey7789]

@Generic Talk You got me😇 I'm an odd type of baked and I may be answering all of those very specific robo-comments with Joe Rogan superimposed into whatever show or movie I can think of....

[@jordanslager3684]

TIM DILLON NEEDS TO BE ON THE SHOW AT LEAST EVERY OTHER MONTH

[@internetj3r]

twizzm most under rated comment!

[@jordanslager3684]

twizzm fuckin right on the money

[@show_me_your_kitties]

Or you could just watch his podcast 🤔

[@BrianHutchins-bf1lx]

Tim is the Best Guest. 😂😂 😂

[@TheWizardOfPaws]

This is the Tim Dillon Experience

[@SemperAugustusBubble]

Right? Joe is a secondary character on this show.

[@critqueperfect23]

Right? Because Tim never SHUTS THE FUCK UP.

[@Lipton3373]

@@critqueperfect23 it’s a fucken podcast you want them to sit there in silence?

[@critqueperfect23]

@@Lipton3373 nobody else can finish a sentence without Tim interupting.. nice try at a witty response.

[@austinbridges7928]

@@critqueperfect23 someone hasn’t watched the episode with Alex Jones and Tim Dillon. He literally never interrupted.

[@MyTv-]

Tim Dillon should replace Ellen DeGeneres, but it should still be named “The Ellen DeGeneres Show”!

[@taylorcooke5242]

MyTV yes yes yes, Tim In drag would fit the role

[@lyngirasol5773]

Best idea ever... Get this pitched to him..🤣🤣🤣

[@vinnyterpaco3468]

Bro that’s actually such a hilarious idea 😂

[@HGChannel2020]

Ellen DeGenerate show

[@drliamo9049]

@@taylorcooke5242 nah... in my opinion her a prettier version of Ellen

[@MadManMopar300]

Joe: I'm trying to end this on a Happy note Tim: We need another 9/11 😂😂😂

[@skillzset1066]

timestamp, please

[@imjustaguy8232]

@@skillzset1066 no.

[@mikiutube1]

😂😂😂😂

[@mikiutube1]

2:13:30

[@dylandempsey2858]

What a time stamp of a podcast to revisit

[@bozri1191]

Tim J Dillon is a national treasure

[@doc_holliday_1851]

Luis J Gomez is a Puerto Rican rattlesnake

[@s.h.723]

Anyone in need of precious gems?

[@GeorgeFeb]

The only real comedian in the Hollywood puddle of slime!

[@adamcarter7696]

If this dude is a national treasure that says so much about how garbage your culture is.

[@GeorgeFeb]

@Chuck Thunder Exactly! Still, I'm astounded at how the whole world has been fucked by the biggest hoax ever, Fakedemic of overwhelming proportions!

[@paulcarmi8130]

"They don't want me falling on a Tik Tokker" 2 minutes in and Joe already missing jokes

[@DadaPoopoo]

It wasn't funny though.

[@SauravKumar-st5rs]

Stop hating man...u know joe is 52 right... we listening to Joe Rogan assume he is 30...

[@taylorstone2454]

Why post quotes of the podcast were all watching. Its not original at all

[@AIWFNW]

@@taylorstone2454 but, he added something at the end

[@paulcarmi8130]

@@SauravKumar-st5rs I love this podcast, I was making a funny. SoRrY I OfFeNdEd yOu

[@lukovic1982]

“I wish him well”. I’m using that all the time from now on

[@alexholycross9524]

Life in the big city

[@clintonleonard5187]

Dude, I've been laughing about that since this episode came out.

[@lilernie6]

Make sure you're on the golf course when you do.

[@alexl.4362]

Good

[@kathycarter2406]

Right it's like the Southern Baptist "Well Bless his heart."

[@treasurechristie39]

When I want to reassure myself that I'm not crazy, I listen to Tim Dillon's stream of consciousness on this video.

[@gofoucaultspendulumyoursel3496]

"Eternal vigilance is the price of democracy" -Thomas Jefferson "We have a republic, if you can keep it" -Ben Franklin "Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere"- Martin Luther King Jr. "I dont care" - Tim Dillion

[@starwarsfreek96]

I've quote Tim too much and not even realizing it

[@maintaint3003]

"For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong"- H. L. Mencken It's my favorite, the Zen anti-quote. Also "The price of eternal warfare is existence" -Coil

[@4thqtrphil]

Funny as fuck bruh

[@wcg8907]

Deblasio is bad, he’s a nightmare. He eats pizza with a fork.

[@Kladyos]

DeBlasio isn't even his real name, he had it changed to make him more marketable as a candidate.

[@kevinhartsstuntdouble1382]

For deepdish, it's the only way

[@CharlesVanexX]

@Raju Maink Don't have a gun, but I'll find one.

[@fleadoggreen9062]

If you have front teeth problems, gotta use a knife n fork , I even done it w burgers , sucks but my tooth would fall out all the time

[@mikehawkertz9237]

Bill deblasio born Warren Wilhelm Jr

[@imdatsigma7052]

“How old is she? A million, she’s a million years old”

[@Menaceblue3]

"How much is a million?... At least a billion..."

[@spacedinosaur8733]

"You're not allowed to call them dinosaurs anymore." said Yo-less. "It's speciesist. You have to call them pre-petroleum persons."-- (Terry Pratchett, Johnny and the Bomb)

[@Max-he3ji]

@@spacedinosaur8733 who tf reads terry pratchett anymore

[@spacedinosaur8733]

@@Max-he3ji That's like who reads Isaac Asimov, or Brian Jacques, or Xenophon, or who performs Shakespeare, or listens to Carmina Burana? You can try to live of instant noodles & candy bars if you want kid...but nothing fills/fuels the soul like the classics of the masters. Puffed sugar and starch are fine once in a while (I enjoy listing for the adventures of The Shadow)... but a good solid meal hits the spot every time.

[@jand8303]

Great comment! Just repeat what you hear! Good job!

[@hawkwind769]

The exchange about the fucking mittens 😂 Joe"mittens would fit well🤔" Theo "you're right😊" 😂

[@altafalinaushad6368]

" I'm not a conspiracy theorist - I'm a conspiracy analyst" Gore vidal

[@mikewarren2429]

Great quote !

[@findkip]

kzbin.info/aero/PLuTj7ekfulHlverenFzq1k4RDpu3QU2Lb

[@mikelong3460]

"I can do the Charleston with Henry Kissinger". Tim Dillon the hero we need.

[@bennettgirard1047]

Chahhelston

[@jamestrotter103]

“Hundred percent”

[@danschepperly]

Bennett Girard o

[@arceyes]

This guy should have a late night show! Forget Fallon, Kimmel and Oliver!

[@nitrocirusfreak]

aspen has e e was

[@DekkarJr]

Tim Dillon isn't the hero we want, but he will be the hero we need to get us out of the Gulags.

[@WD-hd1vw]

He might could sit back on the 50 laying suppression, but imma need Jocko, Tim Kennedy, and Andy Stumpf rushing the gates... I'll rush it with em, they'll probably beat me to it but I'll come for ya homie

[@MrEdwar084]

@A Fury hell to the no, Joey diaz better

[@APR944]

Tim Dillon IS The Hero I want.😂💀

[@SavageAudits]

Rapportus5 Great comment! I am now confronting mask-devotees as they dine in the Gulag containment systems in the gutters. My first two wild confrontation vids are on my channel. 😂🤣

[@revoltingslob4678]

@@MrEdwar084 He is gonna kill over on stage one of these days.

[@thomaswhitehead5496]

Rewatching this and the nostalgia is strong considering it was only 2 years ago. Makes you almost miss the covid meltdown saga we once had

[@krislanc1239]

Yes it’s so interesting listening to them knowing what went down. And the fact that we’re still dealing with it 3 years later when we all thought it would be over in a couple of months.