All your GTA pain in one video...

[@JR-me7yk]

The worst part about the hill tumbles is when you hit that one weird tumble that's almost exactly like the other ones but for some reason it instantly kills you.

[@nicoalvarez5572]

It's true

[@seannomoney20]

And then you spawn all the way at the top

[@MilesFox92]

I also hate this Probably has something to do with how game decides amount of "fall" damage

[@thepenguin3489]

@@MilesFox92 gta iv had worse fall damage, I think it calculates how far you’re falling based on where you start rag dolling. So if you rag doll at the top of some stairs if you fall too far down it’s game over it thinks you jumped all the way from the top to the bottom at once.

[@MilesFox92]

@@thepenguin3489 yeah, it's like that. That's also the reason why when you get launched in the sky you land with almost no damage

[@ItsJustGilly]

To think he probably only needed like five minutes in GTA Online to get all the footage in this video isn't so unrealistic, sadly

[@quenxqsg1441]

Yes

[@exotic5136]

Lol yeah

[@peterdarkasce]

5 min of game play, 2 hours of loading screens

[@thickboi4304]

R⭐️ can fix this game in five minutes By simply changing numbers in the code

[@yxfrans6257]

No way, be 5 minutes are not enough for loading the game.

[@ChefTrentt]

“Go to Merryweather HQ” I want to scream

[@itsdokko2990]

it used to bug me a lot until i learned i can just fail that prep by flying a missile from the sub to the helo in the Merryweather base, then restarting it until i get a decent prep (aka any other prep that isn't from Merryweather)

[@kuro9410_ilust]

@@itsdokko2990 i got merryweather hq often and once i got six in a row and i owned guided missiles

[@itsdokko2990]

@@kuro9410_ilust that's just bad RNG homeboy

[@APB_Delarium26]

Only good Merryweather HQ is the Stealth Annihilator and Kurtz Patrol Boat Prep missions IMO

[@PoxyBear]

I don't mind anymore unless I'm in a hurry. I land the Sparrow near the pumping jack on the hill and use the sniper rifle. I took out all but one this way. I parachute as close to Sparrow as I can and fly away with minimal damage.

[@upncoming6111]

You missed the one where the enemies shoot you out of a helicopter with 100% accuracy

[@1337_bean]

or new cars base price being so damn expensive

[@williamhaynes7089]

@@1337_bean i have money... been playing long enough that a 10m purchase is no biggie

[@madmansprinkles]

or when you have a cargobob carrying your import/export car and the enemies shoot out your engines or just nail the car from outside render range lmao

[@Theo.Lefrancois]

Or when they shoot blindly behind a wall with Terminator precision

[@aaronwilkinson8963]

I hate it when a jet bike greifer just comes out of nowhere and blows you up.

[@rileysrandom9835]

The worst feeling is when someone randomly starts battling with you and you keep dying

[@killerbug05]

Literally had a guy non stop killing me for an hour and a half, I never even fought back I just wanted to see how long he would keep doing it. These k/d grinders are a different breed, they'll do anything just to see that number go up by 0.001

[@Pactastic042]

@@killerbug05i don't even play GTA v but whoever would waste half an hour doing that is a total loser and likely has no job

[@JoeyLegendd]

@@killerbug05 it's terrible he did that, but it's also crazy you let him do that for an hour and a half.

[@killerbug05]

@@JoeyLegendd well I really didn't have anything better to do, 🤷 and after awhile I was genuinely interested in just how long he would go

[@butters6795]

@@killerbug05 its so boring fighting someone who won't fight back man was a loser

[@SpaceMonkeyBoi]

My worst fear when I was under lvl 100: "The Velum was destroyed"

[@TacBans]

oh god you're giving me flashbacks to my three hours of prison break attempts with public players

[@FezCaliph]

And then when you were in the velum the prison crew kept dying 😫

[@stanleybochenek1862]

Heist failed Heist team left.

[@skate6788]

Playing sereriously, low level is flying, me taking downs the jets + helping the ground team with killing the guards, the low level pilot started getting bored, he started making some stunts with velum, we are at the end, big explosion, "The Velum was destroyed", "sorry in chat", "pilot left the game".

[@anantawiryasannar]

Apartement heist need friends to complete

[@Dyingshoe53]

You forgot one thing. When you call in a vehicle then you get killed before its spawned in. Then you have to wait 2mins to spawn in another.

[@emiltroedson2336]

its so fkn annoying they really need to fix that

[@Eln01758]

he did show that tho it was cut off too fast LOL

[@SuddzTryz]

Some one didn’t use they’re eyes

[@kayla-hn8zr]

He added that

[@Dyingshoe53]

Whats the timestamp

[@Theo.Lefrancois]

When you receive the threatening message from the NPC whose car you stole, then see the bounty notification. Inside pain

[@Bruhman_YUSS]

It doesn’t even make any sense especially when you kill the NPC

[@Yasmine91646]

@@Bruhman_YUSSRight! Like how tf are random NPCs who dont even know you putting bounties on you and then TELLING YOU THEY PUT A BOUNTY ON YOU THROUGH TEXT? How did they get your phone number? I guess we are just supposed to pretend they know someone we know 😂

[@jaymightplay482]

This video is anything but subjective, anyone who has even touched GTA Online felt at least half of these

[@Thecrow2802]

Half?Alllllll within 2 days of buying the game

[@Murcyiron]

Facts

[@matute9927]

@@Thecrow2802 Bought gta online 3 days a go, all i can say is: true.

[@BOGARD_]

every single one

[@reddeadrene7552]

Or 3/4

[@gerRule]

When he spun the wheel and won a T-shirt I felt that

[@III_SNIPE_III]

I felt that too, even tho I'm a bike 😅

[@theonlyenicfanever5346]

Know what? I don’t even mind a T-shirt. It’s RP that pisses me off

[@III_SNIPE_III]

@@theonlyenicfanever5346 Well what rank do u have.

[@gerRule]

I’d rather RP than a t shirt I’m rank 783 now so long way to go for rank 1000 I need all the help I can get

[@DrFuttbucker69]

@@III_SNIPE_III Bro, I love your work and everything, I put my Op Mk2 to good use all the time, but you're a griefer magnet, yo, it's like drawing a swarm of flies to a pile of poopoo

[@spooky_succ5336]

I relate to every single one of these. Legend has it: he's still rolling down the mountain.

[@metagamer1341]

greetings Griefer Jesus

[@DEAD_ACCOUNT0000]

Our goooood is an awesome god he reiiiiiiiigns

[@TheDoccMan]

I used to get the cheat invinsible and ragdoll down into a mountain

[@WanderingHermitWizard]

Griefer Jesus

[@BrysonSavitski]

@@WanderingHermitWizard normal Jesus🙏

[@Alienlover859]

The mechanic not delivering when a road is in sight. That hit right in the feels.

[@iTotalityXyZ]

that's when i spawn my sparrow or CEO buzzard

[@marioplaygames_47]

When the mechanic says: "Sorry i can't get there, boss" Or when it gives you the vehicle but the vehicle arrives too far away

[@ElwoodBruise39]

You're at the docks & order your vehicle and it spawns clear over by the Merryweather building. Why, Rockstar, why???

[@OvSpP]

I try not to even spawn shit at my nightclub anymore

[@viktorvaughndoomthevillain3747]

@@OvSpP oof change locations lol I hate that area

[@viktorvaughndoomthevillain3747]

Thats the worst especially when your ghost is about to turn off and you're still by the griefer who killed you 11 times in a row

[@mcrofty1501]

airport…

[@alfemetri6746]

English Dave is definitely the worst. He just knows exactly when's the worst time to call.

[@adrian7006]

I always pause the game when he calls. It’s the only thing that gets rid of him in the moment

[@alfemetri6746]

@@adrian7006 I really hope it works

[@duas9468]

@@alfemetri6746 it does. One time open/close and calls gone. Bless the person I learned this from, somewhere in another gtao yt comment section

[@alfemetri6746]

That's exactly what I needed thanks!

[@michael_aigner]

just do all his missions and he never calls again

[@DomTheBomb]

The heist ones are so relatable 😂

[@NikoTheTurtle]

Everything is

[@fellazyy2976]

How's family dom?

[@coolboy68abcdgerz25]

@@fellazyy2976 Family

[@D_LGND]

Yeah I was trying to get some money and then 30 minutes after failing 10+ times the CEO quits

[@Clank-ui6c]

Thats why u buy the arcade next ro tze casino

[@non-ofyo-business3399]

The fact we all get stuck on mountains on foot is hilarious 😂 like how do we even end up there

[@_Chris_SouthwestDetroit]

Broken servers 😂not realistic no more

[@randomyoutubeuser2424]

...dax...

[@malzergski]

@@_Chris_SouthwestDetroit and modders teleporting you

[@wildhunt6350]

well...never happend to me :D i always go with a car up there.

[@CygnusLaboratorys2056]

ngl this hasn't happened to me in a while lately

[@Vic-nd7lp]

The mechanic gets mad over him missing out on 300 when i’m sure he’s got trillions.

[@dawoodaram1030]

Been loyal and paid him since 2014 but now im bankrupt and calls him and hes like “ah shit sorry boss”. He ditched me for 300 dollars while i paid him almost a million since 2014

[@hectorsalamanca9989]

500 on me

[@TheRealKosmicKing]

@@dawoodaram1030 Almost a million? Bro since '14? That's way more than a million

[@InDuubitably]

If you go over 2.147.000.000 you cant pay your bills anymore.

[@robtz759]

You forgot the most annoying thing to happen in GTA Online: that moment when you're in a heist and that one cocky player who also demands 25% of your cut always fails the easiest task, thus forcing you to restart the whole heist.

[@RyfusFox]

The prison break every time.

[@Hillthugsta]

@@RyfusFox Never understood how you fail just casually flying a plane. Like you went from the airport to sandy shores no problem. The jets are a non issue.

[@krishgarg2806]

@@Hillthugsta I think it happens mostly with keyboard players. I tried flying stuff with a keyboard and it is hard af.

[@thatoutlaw5692]

I think humane labs is worse ESPECIALLY that nightmare stealth mission with randoms, and there's always that one noob who will fuck it up by being in front of the insurgent or will either not use a silencer

[@evandaymon8303]

Had that happen to me with prison break. Half the time they don’t fuckin listen or crash the plane. One time this guy tried take off with plane with all of us in but it was in a bad bumpy land and wing is next to a telephone pole that he cant go around it. Fuckin moron

[@Chonson]

You forgot Lester screaming at you during heists.

[@excuseme4884]

PleAse...STOP tHaT fUcKiNG LAunCh!!!

[@VøZesDaCabeçan]

@@excuseme4884 i mean, he had the right to scream right there.

[@Tehn00bA]

Also the infinite amount of phone calls that prevent you from running, jumping or shooting

[@hureak1456]

@Jordan HolderHEOW YOU DOING ERHHH LISTEN

[@madlord9758]

Lester saying that you are being too slow drilling made (and makes) me want to commit not living

[@lucaspenteado2520]

Would add only 2 things 1. As mentioned previously, when you call the mechanic for a car and dies before getting it, and then you gotta wait for the cooldown 2. When you are running and accidentally accept some warning screen. Happens a lot if you are playing with friends and they join a job, it will give you a black screen asking if you wanna join them.

[@nickthompson1812]

Maybe if rockstar would ditch the silly controller abuse that is mashing the A button to run…

[@Bruhman_YUSS]

@@nickthompson1812 bro mashing that thing hurts my thumb, and it loud af

[@Moe_Posting_Chad]

Bruh imagine not using a keyboard and mouse setup. Assuming you gotta play console.

[@Bruhman_YUSS]

@@Moe_Posting_Chad I play and console, not everyone can afford a 1k PC

[@Moe_Posting_Chad]

@@Bruhman_YUSS If you can't budget for a computer. I hope you can budget for a home. One of those is easily a hundred times more expensive. Are you sure, what you're really saying. Is that you are a child.

[@John6-40]

I've never had a game that I simultaneously enjoyed and it stressed me out as much as GTA online. It's almost as if they designed it that way to sell Shark Cards.

[@onurozdemir2898]

bro, they just want you to buy shark cards. they dont care about customer advices

[@callmejason3520]

legit the reason i dropped it. its too stressful

[@BeardyMacBeardFace]

_"It's_ _almost_ _as_ _if_ _they_ _designed_ _it_ _that_ _way_ _to_ _sell_ _Shark_ _Cards."_ LOL Indeed!

[@KingdomKey-ik4xk]

Only one type of person can buy Cards without any sort of scrutiny, and that's KZbinrs/streamers. Once new content comes out, those that have channels on entertainment platforms have to stay caught up with that content. And because they make a shit ton of money anyways, they can afford to whale on the game to keep up with/showcase that new content. Look at channels like VanossGaming and I Am Wildcat, who both have GTA videos. They have stuff worth tens, if not hundreds, of millions of GTA$, and thousands of real dollars, because they can afford shit like that.

[@unhingedhobbyist6722]

@OpBanana yeah, I have Xbox and I use cheat codes

[@wolfprince74]

You forgot: When you steal a vehicle from an NPC, instant Bounty

[@thedawsonator1628]

Also it being the one car Simeon wants

[@wolfprince74]

@@thedawsonator1628 In which case i can't add to my garage

[@Alexbalto]

You jacked my ride, Im gonna have you smoked *Instantly 9k Bounty for stealing a faggio to run away from the cops*

[@DrViny]

The tip to not get a bounty is to steal the vehicle, drive 2 blocks away get out of the car, wait 10 secs and get back in. And VOILA

[@talibong9518]

Even when you run them over they somehow do it when they're dead

[@AlphaGametauri]

Don't forget: when you quick find a Casino Heist and keep getting kicked, or someone leaves cause they don't get 30 percent when they are a random like me. Or the host leaves.

[@Ahmed-mt9uz]

Well just work to buy arcade or buy that submarine to do cayo perico so you afford the arcade

[@jeremywoods770]

@@Ahmed-mt9uz that literally has nothing to do with it and it will not solve any issue he just mentioned.

[@gustavo5030]

Host leaving is a glitch which you can only avoid by playing with just 2 players, I don't get why people never talk about the insane amount of glitches casino heist has, Rockstar fucked up a good update with glitches and never fixed it (I think they tried but it didn't fix shit, it just made it a little more stable).

[@Ahmed-mt9uz]

@@jeremywoods770 calm down I didn’t mean to be savage i was just telling him

[@ok-vd7wt]

So real i can feel the pain

[@supermayne23]

I watch this every now and then to remind myself that I'm not crazy...

[@luchoeverything7821]

Honorable mentions , Being a millionaire but suffering from paying 10-20K for insurance costs Missing a headshot in cayo Merryweather gun prep for cayo mission Wifi disconnecting during a sale mission Vehicle cargo in general

[@pastaislife6258]

I've never hated a mission more than the kosatka sonar prep mission for the Cayo Heist. I have no problem parking my kosatka next to the submarine and getting inside it until I end up getting one shotted by a guy in it with a shotgun. Then having to get back to the submarine on a jet ski all while avoiding trying to die from the boats and helicopters firing at you. It angers me so much.

[@TylerMarkRichardson]

@@pastaislife6258 i did the sonar prep once it seemed fine i just destroyed the boats and helicopters before I started

[@nismo29]

@@pastaislife6258 Tip. Buy the sparrow. Literally a signal from god. It helped so much.

[@EduardoContrerasD]

@@nismo29 Tip MK2: Buy the weapons, Sparrow comes with 0 offense.

[@nismo29]

@@EduardoContrerasD you can get missiles 🤨

[@eddyb1596]

Dude, this is like addiction therapy for me. I recently uninstalled gta and anytime I'm thinking about reinstalling it, I just watch this. Thanks for your good works.

[@imhigh5106]

buy me GTA

[@avechristusrex-23]

​@@imhigh5106 But it yourself bum, get a job..

[@Felix-dh9tl]

Seeing that english dave phone call makes me angry, goddamn unskippable stuff

[@thephoenixhunter84]

@@Felix-dh9tl that shit's so annoying, especially when I'm trying to switch lobbies 💀

[@Felix-dh9tl]

@@thephoenixhunter84 yup…

[@ultimategreninja42]

There's going to be that one person who shoots at you whenever you're buying clothes.

[@techgamer1597]

That's me if I'm bored unfortunately, sorry.

[@ultimategreninja42]

@@techgamer1597 Loooool

[@leaf2180]

It's also fun to break into Los Santos customs and scare people tuning their vehicles xD

[@ultimategreninja42]

@@leaf2180 Lol, I just plant a bomb there so they die when they come out.

[@Vyxsenthesnowfox2002]

@@leaf2180 i try not to kill them unless they definitely deserve it (always try and kill griefers though cause its fun), i just use my arcade and fly a minidrone everywhere and shock random people most times😂, they freak out so much sometimes and start yelling "theres a modder"

[@adoor3760]

There's also when you want to start a heist and you wait like half an hour for people to join, but after a while you give up and later the exact same heist is hosted by a different person and it instantly fills up.

[@GTAWorkshop]

Every time… 😂

[@jesusgst]

A verified. Let's fill him with likes, guys

[@KVZEEE]

@@jesusgst trueeee

[@unhingedhobbyist6722]

Another verified. Here's a like and comment.

[@Nachossmthn]

Tip: if you have the “SAVING FAILED” notification you can simply change outfits and it will retry to save

[@OutCast907]

Really ?

[@Nachossmthn]

@@OutCast907 yeah

[@virtualcynical8515]

Good comment. Appreciate the Tip. Replying so it'll bump up the KZbin chart and more people might see it.

[@reluga225]

thanks this will help if i get if i get ps plus again

[@AbhigyanSen.]

U can also swap some money (i mean money from bank to cash or vice versa)

[@DarkSpaceStudios]

Where's the Rockstar trailers, or the Rockstar tweets?

[@darthfamiliar7036]

In the void.

[@nliberty]

those are beyond pain

[@angrycinnamontoast794]

They're in the mind

[@Fruitsmymainispomgranates]

Hey expanded and enhanced is great there is now yellow license plates and a new chair for Lester

[@_red_0ctober_]

@@Fruitsmymainispomgranates perfect,ima buy it

[@CueCN]

0:43 Absolutely the most agonizing pain

[@jamarithegemini1025]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT RIGHT HERE!!😂😂😂😂. Absolute pain

[@St.LouisMadeNike]

That's why I avoid other players

[@p.1-]

so true that so fu*k

[@ironnokana6760]

just died by that guy recently. uhh

[@windwind3170]

Sessanta: "Ay, let me get K up in here" Me: "NOOOOOOOO! PLEASE GOD NO!!!!!!!"

[@Jeremy_Hill_2020]

I hate it when they have phone sex & I'm waiting for the mission objective to pop up

[@OscarSanchez-vo9dx]

She's honestly not that bad, things go south when she get k on the line...

[@windwind3170]

@@OscarSanchez-vo9dx I just wish she was more "calm". When K is involved I can feel my internal organs cringing.

[@slayingroosters4355]

“If you want me flustered you better get me on my back player” haunts my nightmares

[@Weeaboo_AF]

@@slayingroosters4355 her master plan to steal from the UD wasn't that masterful it turns out. I know gta is pretty far fetched. But i hate how far fetched every sessanta heist is 🙄

[@drmangler6475]

You forgot when you open a parachute to close to a building and destroys it, or someone shoots you out of the air with a jet, or your character decides they want to use a parachute really close to the ground, then you pull it and die anyways.

[@makinabargain5031]

and you have a parachute but fall the wrong way around and the parachute dont work anymore

[@Timberwolf69]

There's also the one missing with the phone call right in the moment when you want to pull the parachute and fall to death, as the phone obviously is more important.

[@myfatassdick]

You have to line the camera up with which way the character is falling to pull it when you jump out of a jet Also do the glide trick so you don’t pull it close to a building

[@drmangler6475]

@@myfatassdick I mean when you jump off a short building and your character has the bright idea of equipping a parachute mid air. If you pull it you die and if you don't, you die. Also, alot of buildings have ledges so sometimes you try to pull it to avoid the ledge but sometimes you're too close.

[@tankdogization]

That moment when you switch sessions and forgot to switch your spawn location to a property and it spawns you back on Mount Chilliad.

[@jamesdukes1869]

I never get spawned there

[@salmonellq2981]

cmon just join a mission or some shit lol

[@Gartneren1234]

@@jamesdukes1869 It spawns you there if you have your location set to the last location, and you quit the game at Mt. Chiliad.

[@Santi-id5zv]

@@Gartneren1234 or if you set your spawn location to random

[@theblazingchamp]

Just change to another session

[@ZiahOnline]

Honourable mention: When you finish a heist and load in and then you get killed by one of the crew members

[@blobbypro8126]

“Alright time for prison break” “The Velum was Destroyed” “Player left the game” “Heist ends” “Respawns in the middile of the desert” “9km drive back to apartment” “Cycle repeats” thx for the likes

[@straightfuckingwater389]

@RendezvousGotSomeBass that is completely false it's just shitty players leaving mid heist

[@lightishot7378]

this actually happened to me 3 times in a row

[@emberdo]

It took me a half of year to finish the prison break. Always troubles with players. Those heists are cool and fun. I do them cause I like to know the story and I just enjoy the gameplay. The only issue with heists is GTA community. When I finally got four friends to the prison break, it took so little time. Randoms exit when they change their minds or don't understand when I tell them what to do. They have no idea what they should do and also don't listen to my protips.

[@kayla-hn8zr]

@RendezvousGotSomeBass u say that when there are a bunch of people who do heists, many people just don't like prison breaks cause gta online sponsors their new missions more often...also not many ppl (new players) put their stuff for hard, extra rp and cash

[@davidmk2902]

Man, you remind me some days ago when i was doing the prison break and i was first the prison guard and then the breaker, i think I've tried 14 times but the velum keeped getting destroyed, then tried to be the host but not enough people joined

[@Quantum7R]

I like how I've only been playing this game for a few days and I've experienced every single thing In this video

[@Snowy-oq4ur]

Lol me to I’m a relatively new player

[@Tonymobb110]

I’ve been playing for what, like 7 or 8 years so the pain I have is… it’s almost immeasurable 💀

[@beyondobscure]

I'm stuck in last gen story mode

[@nsxa93]

@@beyondobscure im on old gen where online is shutdown, meanwhile gta iv servers are up on both gfwl and xbox, unsure about ps, and files for gta online pc aren't downloading

[@bigd1O1]

@@nsxa93 buy on steam

[@eclipsy9751]

It's missing the pain of Lester calling every millisecond

[@rahulverma8774]

He showed LJT

[@armando_az1]

you mean LJT

[@Foxhound686]

His voice still found its way into the video that's enough to trigger my PTSD

[@eclipsy9751]

@@rahulverma8774 true

[@eclipsy9751]

@@armando_az1 nah, I find Lester more annoying

[@MrHeavyMusicFan]

Thank you for this video. Now if I feel like playing GTA Online but don't have the time, all I gotta do is watch this 2.5 minute video and have experienced all of Online's classic gameplay.

[@lilkc1]

You forgot the "perfectly" timed phone call as you're sky diving and about to pull your parachute.

[@rahulverma8774]

Or a phone call in the middle of a firefight Or enemy choppers camping on spawn locations and then killing u in one hit

[@azizt6773]

Knock knock Dave here

[@oskarsoskars3365]

😂😂😂

[@SavageBunnyGetMoney]

The phone call when you got that annoying Champagne guy that wants you to drive the truck as if you are the only person that they can hire for a truck driver what's even worse you can't damage it contents inside the truck but you are timed I tried this like three times I'm like wtf ? even with the traffic it drives me up the wall because the NPCs are designed to crash into you as well I always exit out that side mission

[@oskarsoskars3365]

@@SavageBunnyGetMoney U have to drive slowly not to shake shmpane! Its not about time

[@alluurpo]

Yo guys what about the loading screens before launching or after finishing a mission? They seem to be better now, but before that patch they were crazy. The lengths of loading were guinness world record breaking

[@gamewriteeye769]

Now it's 2 to 3 mins, before it was 6 to 15 minutes.

[@name-cf3pn]

@@gamewriteeye769 6-15 was if u were lucky when the agency first came to gta it made me have to find a new session i got kicked one time for being inactive to long while at loading into the agency

[@Chaoticmike00]

You need to go to story first then online. It drastically cuts down the waiting time.

[@blitzkr5329]

@@Chaoticmike00 I know because my internet makes me go to story mode before online but I'm still loading online first when I can, lol

[@HOMYAKOVSKY]

ooo yeah... 20 min 😣😣😣

[@swagman4]

the worst pain is when your doing a heist like the pacific standard and one of the teammates leave as soon as you’re about to get to the end

[@DemonSlayer-og8nm]

I have torn into a few players for doing that or trying to hustle for a bigger cut despite them not doing anything for the prep or setups and leaving when they don’t get what they want

[@KRAFTWERK2K6]

Welp… not as bad as doing the Casino Heist and the goddamn triggerzone, when you exit the Casino, is bugged and doesn't work properly and you are greeted with a never ending plack transition screen that only goes away if one of the players leaves the Heist -_- the network code of this game is a fucking nightmare...

[@sofatos402]

The worst people.

[@zenlikestate96]

Happened to me 3 times on pacific standard. This was back on the 360 still. Never played it again lmao.

[@eyadabdelfatah3506]

Actually some players are doing this on purpose to annoy you ... the same type of players who offers you help to deliver a cargo then destroy it on purpose

[@Gust_The_Man]

0:10 the sounds your player makes when sliding down the mountain and the music in the background is in perfect sync

[@goodgameproductions3039]

Has anyone noticed how incredibly stupid the physics and performance of the cayo perico island and heist is? That deserves a whole video on its own.

[@Morpheus-pt3wq]

Not just physics. Try standing still, when they find you. You will live much longer, than when you run. Both choppers will be unable to hit you and AI enemy will stand 10m away, hitting you mostly accidentaly. And if you move his way, he will run away. Once i literally went AFK and when i returned, i was still alive. Also thanks to this knowledge, i was able to finish the heist solo elite challenge, with island on full alert via airstrip (i was expecting to miss the 15mins mark and yet i still somehow managed to do it)

[@goodgameproductions3039]

@@Morpheus-pt3wq wow that's far from the quality I would expect...

[@OutCast907]

@@Morpheus-pt3wq Yall on PC right ?

[@goodgameproductions3039]

@@OutCast907 I am on PC and PS4. PS4 is so much worse. Average framerate of 12 when doing the heist.

[@commie_remover]

Physics were always horrible in GTA V

[@Z38_US]

Me: *stands right ontop of a solid asphalt road* Mechanic: "Sorry can't get there right now!" Also Me: *Stands in the middle of the desert with no road in sight* Mechanic: "I'll get her delivered to you in a second!" The Car: *Spawns on the other side of the map*

[@dragoneater2008_]

Lol so true

[@sampsondog1398]

when i call in my plane *at the airport* and it spawns across the harbor on some dock thats too small to take off at

[@zainav4life7068]

@@sampsondog1398 I was next to my nightclub near the docks and when I tried to spawn my vehicle it spawned on the other side of the map

[@kurd971]

0:44 this happens to me many times why? how to handle???

[@lethoinjexion4350]

@@dragoneater2008_ lll. L l l l l

[@aprostateprofit7459]

I've never been so okay with a youtuber in my whole life, this game deserves some major changes before GTA VI releases

[@shreekumar2353]

they got plenty of time

[@NatanTrombetta]

i don't even believe in GTA VI at this point, but you're right

[@aprostateprofit7459]

@Tony Wu If there are people who want to test GTA Online after the release of the last episode, they will have to have the best possible experience on this game.

[@alexandrefillot9600]

WHEN THE NEW PORTS IN PS5 AND XBOX SERIES ARRIVE, I SAY WE BOYCOTT THE FUCKING GAME AND WE SPREAD IT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO FORCE ROCKSTAR INTO LEAVING TAKE TWO AND START GETTING ACTUAL STAFF MEMBERS INSTEAD OF THREE MASTURBATING MONKEYS (that's a reference to a Fame or Shame episode)

[@theshield1613]

GTA VI should of been out 2020-2022

[@zyedyasser.gonzales]

WALKING ON UNEVEN TERRAIN IN GTA 5 FEELS LIKE YOU'RE ALWAYS DRUNK

[@RacistNumeroUno]

This is more painful than the people who think that Michael is in witness protection.

[@plonkey1593]

lmao darkviperau intensifies

[@grapefruitjuice9473]

WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT?

[@paykol3280]

@@grapefruitjuice9473 NOBODY WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING

[@TouristAcceptable]

@@paykol3280 BRAD IS DEAD MICHAEL WAS APPARENTLY DEAD

[@unknownusername9983]

MILLIONS TO ONE!!

[@AlexandreBugado]

"Eyes full of fear, pain, loss, death and destruction" Some magic horse user - 2015

[@ThOmAsSs4563q]

I love how everyone in the comments and the community realise how broken gta online is but the studio who makes the game just let's ppl grief, cheat and let their game be so unplayable. They must realise

[@Midorima]

Griefing isn't inherently a problem, as long as the griefers are actually legit players. I 100% agree about the cheating, it's insane how Rockstar's let GTAO get to this point.

[@SoloKyoto]

I think they get some sort of sick pleasure out of the current state of GTAO kinda like the aliens watching us from space like a big TV show. 😂

[@LenientCrabClaw]

They don’t care they just want money stop playing the shitty game and let the new one come out.

[@straightfuckingwater389]

They kinda put griefing into the game to begin with they allow you to steal and destroy other people's shit it's a game mechanic my guy

[@atrivthedawnblade8812]

@@straightfuckingwater389 a terrible one that you only get 2000 for! That’s pocket money in gta online!

[@namelast332]

The fact you can't have a personal car, and a personal helicopter/plane spawned in at the same time, they're both considered one "personal vehicle" and won't let you spawn the other

[@austintea]

I absolutely loved Dave until he started calling me and I couldn't hang up, and it always happens when I am in a helicopter which prevents me from going up for some dumb reason causing me to either stop or crash

[@melonenlord2723]

Going into pause menu should work, but then you automatically accept his stupid mission and have to deliver his shakra stones.

[@QuantumLeap89]

Wow.

[@RS__7]

For me the worst is business raids when you've paid a quarter of a million dollars FOR FKING SECURITY.... EVEN MORE SO WHEN YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A PVP AND NOW HAVE NO ACCESS TO ANYTHING

[@mystyes5382]

I recommend getting a controller if you are playing on pc. Phone call doesn't interrupt my holding RT for flight and when he called I can quickly press A to accept the call and B to end the call immediately

[@VentureProIsMe]

Don’t worry all this will be much more “enhanced gameplay” better after the update next gen update.

[@prestonak]

I hope it'll actually be improved 🤣

[@average__height8033]

What if they literally just erase everything that’s ever been a. Problem

[@bhka6423]

Just like Lesters chair. That means that all these things will happen twice in one moment

[@trentongardner2106]

Lol the trailer had the flying DeLoreans blowing something up I believe.

[@trentongardner2106]

@@average__height8033 thank you

[@lukesym7500]

Great video 😂 The one I hate also is “Too many VIPs in session” 😟

[@BUCKBREAKING69]

Fuckkkk that shit

[@ethanb4ughan]

😂

[@AkeemWright-uh9mz]

Fr they should at least increase it to 20 or 25 max because its a mult player game😂😂😂😂

[@Prism777MC]

you forgot one. when your going full speed on a bike and hit something and get flung so far away from your bike and have to walk all the way back

[@ajoo129]

Ahhh GTA V.... The game that makes you more stressed after having a stressed day lol

[@_Chris_SouthwestDetroit]

No kap 😂😂on point

[@davidjacobs7465]

I can tolerate a lot, but it all did get me to a point where just starting up the game feels depressing.

[@Cody-Bear]

That's how I'm starting to feel recently. Like I don't even want to finish all the heists that I have yet to start up or finish the casino heist I have waiting with all the preps done and just waiting for some help since I can't do it solo

[@CaptainMartinWalker]

Yall still play? He'll I never really grinded beyond that house in paleto Bay and a sabre and a rusty rebel. Half of the time I was stealing lazers.

[@lis05h]

@@Enforcer_Zer0 bro trust me, I play for the cars and I think its worth grinding cayo for em, it will pay off

[@ForeverShadowBanned]

@@lis05h Trust me, it wont pay off. Games are supposed to be fun, not a fucking second job. I'm surprised people even still play GTA Online other than to show just how shit it is.

[@Arch_Twisted]

Fucking hurts just to look at. Literally 90% of my planning goes into avoiding all of this. And then it still happens.

[@IkeFanBoy64]

There's also being spawncamped by NPC helis like they were MW2 era Chopper Gunners

[@Ctallyonz]

What about the slow plane for the Cayo Perico scope out mission, or, the yellow circle that doesn't activate the end of the destination that doesn't always let you complete the task. Example, delivering client vehicles

[@LightCrasher]

Honestly, I only had this problem once.

[@igorr8893]

Fly close to the water then you’ll never have this problem bud i had that all the time ^_^

[@myfatassdick]

Planes fly faster when you reach a certain altitude

[@myfatassdick]

IGorr 88 yeaaa no read my comment right after yours Planes fly faster if you’re above a certain height

[@mrpenguin8731]

Don’t remind me of the plane :(

[@alessiovettorato1021]

I love how everything gets faster and more intense in the end of the video

[@remuvs]

I’ve played since day 1, I felt every single one of these. Pro tip tho: when English Dave calls, accept it then quickly open then close the pause menu to cancel the call.

[@have.a.vice.day_]

It Doesn't work now

[@jmcb74]

As of 6-13-2022 this still works, you have to answer the call first, then open menu and it will cancel. I'm on current gen tho. I would not be shocked of some things were current gen only.

[@MementoTurtle]

Or click both sticks to do your action/emote It hangs up the phone

[@kenneth465]

What does English Dave do that makes you wanna hang up? I hardly play GTAO

[@pegtips211]

Don't even need to accept .. just press the menu button and the call instantly stops 😎 👌 You're welcome 👍

[@0m3g4z]

missed one important thing : your vehicle has been impounded by the police

[@KingJojoB]

The heist, I feel that damn pain it’s just like BRUH

[@randomweirdvideos1283]

Damn same 🤣

[@gloria4057]

THE FACT THAT THEY LEAVE CAUSE THEY CANT SURVIVE ONCE

[@WatercraftGames]

Yeah lol

[@LA-Knight-YEAH]

SAME

[@boiwedcat4155]

So There's Risky Jojo Japan W T F is this fame

[@cleanking5059]

The fact that people are saying “don’t forget the…” in the these comments shows just how much GTA Online players go through, this game should have never touched PS5.

[@nismo29]

The fact that this game just touched 3 generation of consoles is honestly sad. PS3, PS4 and now PS5 in March

[@nismo29]

@WhoYouWantForXmas no like ps5 version. you can still play it on ps5, just with PS4 version

[@kylesoler4139]

To be fair the last gen was on its way out around 2013.

[@SsbMelNem]

no it shows how many crybabies there is in the gta community

[@M_Wurst]

Me: this video possibly can’t show all my pain in one video Me after watching the whole thing: The title was correct

[@zanasLTU]

also one more pain: getting casino car but its trash and it sells for 2000$ and u aint a car collector

[@Lucas74211]

@@zanasLTU fr

[@intelsucks7365]

@@zanasLTU true I always win the shitty vehicles every time. The best ever I got was a lectro😡

[@ezflow5819]

The classic Heist prep mission where you had to wait for 3 randoms

[@theazashtarian0001]

Litterly me in the past 3 days 😖

[@ezflow5819]

@@theazashtarian0001 just do the cluckin bell heist bro

[@barsdagl74]

1:21 here it is moment that make me happy

[@barsdagl74]

😂

[@baggyspaggy]

“Fuck all these inconveniences, I’m joining a new session” *The maximum number of CEOs and Motorcycle Club Presidents in this session has been reached, your privileges have been revoked* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@zenithlevi8701]

You should have shown the 5 minute cooldown timer for the Oppressor Mark 2 and airplanes. Also the pain of eating single snacks at a time with animations when not in cover.

[@veanage4068]

No one likes the mk2 so its good that it has a cooldown

[@FoxSock]

@@veanage4068 id prefer if the mk2 just didnt exist

[@mediterraneanclassic]

@@FoxSock It's very useful tho

[@FoxSock]

@@mediterraneanclassic i do agree, but overall i feel the game would still be better without it

[@ilcarabiniere797]

You can quickly eat snacks by opening the weapon wheel and spamming up on the d-pad (on console, or whatever button corresponds on pc).

[@fluffynerfpops1691]

When I scratch your car right before u show up at a car meet.

[@Nopww]

0:43 happens all the time

[@deathmachineyt3254]

I enjoyed the Oppressor MK2 blowing up

[@Yamamoto659]

❤️

[@OutCast907]

We all do

[@MysterWacht88]

I cannot tell you how many times I’ve been playing single player and going 2-3 hundred kph, hitting a pole and subsequently being thrown from my vehicle, surviving and being killed by the npc driver I hit

[@manasverma8800]

worst is when someone invited you to their cayo perico island ......... ahhh i hate it

[@NorthWestRailways]

no one gonna talk about the fact that when he rolled down the hill, the noises synced up almost perfectly with the music? 😂

[@papimoe4046]

Where’s the orbital cannon?

[@theawesomegt1774]

That’s more of a compliment from the person you were fighting. They’re like “You’re too good so I have to use this to get a kill”.

[@joshjjthunder7758]

I respect the amount of effort editing and time this video would have taken!

[@tuber420]

Don't forget the random bots spamming madness in chat and then you get teleported 500 miles up into the air and never go down.

[@lucasversteeg2851]

One thing tho, when you do an import export sales mission, and one npc just out of nowhere decides to take a turn

[@Kaledrone]

The NPCs in this game are dumber than a one month old baby. I feel like Rockstar purposely dumbed them down from single player, I don't remember them being so dumb whatsoever in single player of 5.

[@atrivthedawnblade8812]

@@Kaledrone yeah when I drive fast in single player the A.I never tries to crash into me nor do they make dumb turns.

[@haka-katyt7439]

Maybe because they are abiding by traffic laws and you are going to fast to notice them??

[@lathanbarr2289]

Or maybe... Just maybe it's so you lose money so your more likely to buy a shark card... But who knows?

[@cengiz.001_]

Man explained our gta 5 online pain respect for the legend.

[@mdemanuel1911]

I love how the other player was punching the post van

[@Vowels2461]

The Opressor MK2 Lock on Sound:

[@nickgeek]

When a hacker makes it so you “kill” the entire lobby and everyone starts accusing you of modding even tho someone else did it

[@GamesHochZehn]

Blame Killing. This is used in menus since the game came Out and still the biggest Part of GTAO Community doesn't know this

[@KRAFTWERK2K6]

@@GamesHochZehn Jesus.........

[@DailyDisciplineAU]

@@GamesHochZehn I do this please don't hate me

[@GamesHochZehn]

@@DailyDisciplineAU ok

[@DailyDisciplineAU]

@@GamesHochZehn Thank you so much :)

[@lhays117]

I love how one clip was just of KDJ and Sessanta.

[@thelonelywolf88]

If you know, you know

[@Christopher_TG]

The auto shop missions are just fine, but God damn those two are just so annoying.

[@jtsotherone]

If I could orb them I would

[@w4976.]

ah the falling down the hill is just too relatable

[@Gust_The_Man]

I remember the 1st time i played GTA online, some random dude on a black van tried to run me over while i was in a shop after i exitted from it, i returned back into my car and barely dodged his attack and he hit the shop with the van

[@McVader.]

We sometimes forget the good parts of this game because of those moments. XD

[@mithicgeo782]

I think you forgot when npcs unleash a full mag in .5 seconds and don't miss a shot

[@theblazingchamp]

Ohhh man i fucking hate these npcs

[@OutCast907]

Lucky bastard they kill me in 1sec And I'm 443 rank level

[@Ichiz98]

Hahah that scene with KDJ and Sessanta just walking got me good

[@Liteluke21]

Completing a mission with a bunch of guys and one of them kills everyone for no reason after spawning back into the world.

[@CentralStoriesforboredom]

What makes Gta Gta is the notifications, constant phone calls, explosions, griefing, getting run over, spawn trapped on mt. chilliad, getting griefed, the tedious grinding, bad sell missions, getting killed and the other players

[@jamesdukes1869]

So true but the sell missions and grinding isn't really bad but I agree the biker ones is a waste and people always say it the best no no it isn't the bunker sell missions are

[@kuro9410_ilust]

@@jamesdukes1869 bikers even on release imo was a big waste of time unless double money i just did bunker and ceo crates and i/e and doomsday

[@mrpenguin8731]

The whole Grand Theft part doesn’t feel too grand when there’s 3 heists

[@nay4658]

That moment when u see in the kill feed a CEO group dying again and again, you look at the map out of curiosity and you notice the game just keep re-spawning them on the mountain. Glorious game design.

[@tosyl_chloride]

Apparently these footages were recorded on console, so let me add one excruciating pain of playing on PC: modders (especially Chinese ones if you play in the Asia-Pacific region). Imagine joining into a session where the public chat is filled with "没有国人?", "nmsl sb" and bots spamming Weibo links for advertising modding services; and at the slightest mention of Taiwan, a sudden flame geyser would spawn at your feet, accompanied by explosions continuously bombarding your character from out of nowhere, and as you die repeatedly for two minutes straight an UFO spawns on your head and covers your entire field of vision. That, is the experience of playing GTA Online in Asia.

[@OutCast907]

Like living in China for example wasn't already the worst

[@L0rdAeducan]

Can't create a MC Club/Securoserv in a session who has already 10 of those.

[@kaijohn4638]

You forgot the part where there is max number of mc & ceos in the lobby

[@lukasprien4338]

Damn this is absolutly on point. Perfect summary. And now I'm in pain

[@Morpheus-pt3wq]

The video only has 2 minutes, but each second feels like eternity 🤣

[@uligallardo8110]

I had at least half of these. But there's still good things that can come from this. I was doing a setup mission for Cayo Perico when i had to deal with two griefers. They kept killing me even though I didn't fight back, as I was uninterested (i did kill then a few times, though). However, when I failed the mission and went back to the Kosatka, I did something they didn't expect. I invited them. And just a couple minutes after we were fighting against each other, we ended up as a team for the heist. Truly an amazing experience.